Imagine this your a dodo bird peacefully pecking along the beach when your neck gets impaled by a stone spear and as you look up while your life slowly drains from you you see a crazed New Jersey man with an axe talking to invisible people
This is literally me. My friends and I (4 of us total) haven’t even gotten this far and it’s 4 of us and it’s been probably 3 weeks of a couple hours every 2-3 days
3 years later and I’m going to be watching this series again. Life changed so much since u last watched it. But I remember having so much fun doing so ❤.
@@rickyly3654 the fact that sarco actually got stuck was so lucky. I was thinking he was going to die for sure. Things in ark rarely ever get stuck for long
@@kathrynck I did that I spent a week breeding dodos until I had a pen full of them and i went around dominating the beach with my dodo army. When you finished the game you have find random things to waste your time 🤣
_"This is the guy that spit in Newman's face, isn't it?"_ Lol, yeah that's actually exactly what I say everytime I see a representation of the dilophosaurus.
Hey, Glock. Definitely looking forward to the Ark series, but I have a word of warning: the difficulty setting you have it on means that all the dinos you will ever tame will suck, and suck bad. The biggest problem you will run into will be that, since they will all be horrifically low levels, their stamina will be extremely low. That will cause a major headache in the long run when you're trying to ride anything. You will have to stop, and stop, and stop so often to refill their stamina. Just a little advice to save you from heartache. If you desire to change this, increase the setting all the way to 1 and when you get into the game, hit TAB to open the command prompt and type "Admin cheat destroywilddinos", which will clear all the low level dinos and allow higher ones to populate the map. You shouldn't find anything lower than level 5, iirc.
@@quietone748, he can, but it was a word of warning. He doesn't have to _do_ anything, but I sure appreciate advice that will save me nonsensical stress down the road. I have a feeling he will get very easily bored, too, on lower difficulty. No offense, but your suggestion sounds like a prodigious waste of time, considering several mechanics. I fail to understand why you would put in the time and effort to obtain X, but you're only really striving to get the worst of what X has to offer.
@@LaserStorm117 You are correct. I don't remember what my difficulty setting is, but I tamed a level 1 theri, and even with all the points put into stamina, I still have to stop often. It is one of, if not my most powerful tame though, so it works out.
You've got a really engaging let's play style, I just found your channel through your current 7dtd insane play through. I don't typically watch these types of games, excited for your Ark series.
Watching you play this game really helps me understand that I have been playing/grinding wrong every time I play Ark XD I love watching you play these games, Glock! It's not just entertaining, it's educational. Lol.
I've wanted this for so long! and I love seeing that he has SOME experience with the game. It's fun to watch people anyway, but it's so nice that they have a basic understanding so that the first 3 episodes or so are not slowly paced. Definitely gonna enjoy this series to the fullest
Not sure if he played it a little, or if he read/watched a basics guide (I kinda think guide). But I can tell he's pretty green. And yeah, that kinda allowed him to skip through a good chunk of time just trying to figure out the mechanics and buttons. He struck a good balance.
It's awesome that you're playing Ark! Keep berries in the last slot of. your tool belt and those thieves will take that rather than something in your inventory.
It's gonna be a bit of a grind me who didn't build a base till I fully went to wood then built my starter tamed a trike with no trap and then eventually tamed a t rex after unlocking the tranq darts and rifle all within a week 😆 I'm obsessed with ark btw
This was so helpful all the other guides videos are like "okay guys you are gonna tame this pack of 100 raptors to get you started." Dying from the very start actually kept me around because that has been exactly my life so far. Excited to explore more ark.
@@aidanstewart9047 Nah, he will not play rust. Rust might be a survival game but it is also multiplayer. He likes to play singleplayer because he will have the freedom to do whatever he want and no one can stop him from doing so.
I find it funny how he just casually sounds like a mafia boss, "u KNOW if u steal from me u WILL face the consequences" like who just says that to a tiny dino
The editing is amazing!! I really like how you went from placing foundation to gathering from a bush to hitting a tree to placing down a storage box all in succession is just great.
I'm more terrified of the "stun you off your mounts" micro raptors and the "buried surprise" purlovias. At least with thylas you have a chance to see and avoid cause how big they are
a little trick i use, when i fast travel i have a complete copy of my base inv in a storage box that i take out when i get there. usually i dont fast travel cause i have a griffin and they go fast, but its good to have multiple bases with decent supplies and crafting areas so you dont get stranded with broken armour or tools
I'm planning on starting an Ark series myself so it's nice to see how the pros are doing it first. You make me laugh a lot. "That's how we do it in north Jersey"
Headline: Alpha Jerseyman inhabits Dinosaur Wilderness. Everything has changed! Also. Anyone else have Trapt's "Headstrong" play in their heads watching Glock knock out his first dino??
also for solo play you might wanna make it so all the engrams unlock for each lvl as you go, the engram system is designed to make people work together in tribes and to balance pvp
@@Revenant483 I personally haven’t ever played single player . I prefer big pvp servers and ruining people days, just for karma to get me when I wake up the next day.
And ark is such a time drain. So grindy. And especially taming. To keep it fun crank the timing down. Taming high level stuff over the course of 1 hour is enough.... You dont need the HOURS long taming of vanilla ark. Arks fun is best maximized with faster taming and and faster breeding, hatching, and maturing. Otherwise you just waste your life away spending so many hours doing menial tasks and taming.
I agree. I never play with official rates. Just putting taming to 2.5 makes it still take a reasonable amount of time and not a nightmare. Especially on single player where time stops when you log off. I adjust breeding and maturation, too. I don't have 3 days (or however long it takes) to raise a giga. It's meant to be done with a tribe with official rates.
Ya, I play SP a lot and I always adjust the taming rates, breeding and maturation rates, gather rates, and exp rates. I don't want it to take 20 hours to get to metal tier! Lol. Hopefully these original rates won't burn him out for another series.
Well his difficulty setting is dinos at level 1-30, so that will speed up taming time. And make the whole game a lot easier (except for gigas who are mad lads at lvl 1) But yeah, anywhere from 2-5 x gather, and cranking up tame time and breeding times is necessary for sanity. I still remember spending 10 hours taming a lvl 90 (max level then) Plessie before scuba, or refrigeration, or kibble... At least default gather and taming is 2x what it was in early access.
This is likely not common knowledge among ARK video makers, but the preserver can hold pretty much anything and has more slots then the other storage boxes. It is also shorter than the large storage box, so if you make the shortest avatar you can, the common walls are tall enough, otherwise you need to stack two before you put on the flat ceiling. As a side note, later you will want to use the tall walls, which are around three, or four standard walls tall so the bigger Dinos can fit inside a much larger base of operations before the larger gates are used as fences to keep the meat eaters not yet tamed, or killed out and away from your tames.
Glock: “I’m the best ARK player in the history of ARK players” Me: “is that a challenge..?” Also Glock: dies within first 30 seconds of video Also me: has XP rate up high cuz I suck and Dino’s weaker with higher player damage
Imagine this your a dodo bird peacefully pecking along the beach when your neck gets impaled by a stone spear and as you look up while your life slowly drains from you you see a crazed New Jersey man with an axe talking to invisible people
Hahaha
Is this a my cousin Vinny reference
That was a climax to a whole story lol
What a way to go
😂
"Welcome to Episode 1 of Ark" Immediately dies by a Dilo.
Yep, checks out.
Dawg I read this and fkn lost it lmao
Just wait until he plays aberration and scorched
So true
@@Eli787 SE oooh is that a praying mantis aaahhhhh sshhhhhiiiiiiittttt
AB Awww it’s a little pug ooohhhhh shit it’s a pack of dogs
I read "Dilo" and "Dil**" lol 😂
Just watching this has helped me understand what i should be focusing on for a beginner. I found this more useful then actually guide videos.
Facts
Same! I love this guy.
yea
for real, i watch 4 beginners tutorial guide and this helped the most
Same
Dies in opening 30secs
"That doesn't count"
Scorched earth gonna end this man's whole career lol
Then finally genesis bog will break the last of his soul. Remind me, why I love this game?
@@jakebauer3244 it was easy... Easy to go insane that is xD
Wait till gen and ab lmaoooo
@@thomasbirchmore7989 beacuse
We have no life
HAHAHAHAHHAHA he will say that doesnt count over 3o times
You’ve done more in one day than I did in two weeks
I know thats fkn right lol
Lolllllll
HELP! HE DID MORE THEN I DID WITH 100 CUTS THEN I DID IN LIKE 2 HOURS
This is literally me. My friends and I (4 of us total) haven’t even gotten this far and it’s 4 of us and it’s been probably 3 weeks of a couple hours every 2-3 days
How this guy kinda noob but so funny I gust go strait to flack in like 30 40 min also who spawns at south part north east my fav spot
3 years later and I’m going to be watching this series again. Life changed so much since u last watched it. But I remember having so much fun doing so ❤.
realllll
Seeing glock get scared by an oviraptor is something I didn’t realize I needed to see😂
ikr, its kinda refreshing to see Glock bad a game XD
edit: This man killed a sarco on day 1
@@rickyly3654 Exactly LOL
lol ye
Wait till he finds out about whistles it will blow his mind
@@rickyly3654 the fact that sarco actually got stuck was so lucky. I was thinking he was going to die for sure. Things in ark rarely ever get stuck for long
this mans jersey accent and talking shit makes this so much better lmfao
*I create also new Ark content on my channel, if you want you can take a look ;)*
@@LloydSMITH great channel i subbed !
@@LloydSMITH nobody cares
Ik right?
“Narcotics “
Sometimes when I'm playing, I just stop and think how this may be the closest I'll ever come to seeing these magnificent creatures live.
"I wanna build by the redwoods" oh no
Yea bad idea there are so many dangerous things in the red wood and my dream tame is in the red wood but he will meet it and he won’t have fun
@@-Clutch- Thyla be dream tame indeed
@@kinotp2980 yea thyla that is what I’m talking about
@@kinotp2980 but I’m not strong enough to tame it or fast enough to lure it into a trap
@@-Clutch- if you have an argy you can lure them into a trap pretty easily
This is when you realise that Glock is the reason Dodos went extinct
Thats any ark human
Underrated
That plus I got burnt out and quit.
I had bred level 320+ (born level) killer dodos.
@@kathrynck I did that I spent a week breeding dodos until I had a pen full of them and i went around dominating the beach with my dodo army. When you finished the game you have find random things to waste your time 🤣
And as I quote, *oh a hopeless dodo let's throw a spear at it's head*
watching this a year later and still one of my most fav letsplays I've every watched. So entertaining!
You still play ark?
Same !
@@christophervalencia2931 I still play Ark Survival Evolved !
I can't wait until he tames a Cornmealosaurus.
OMG that's funny.
I think the Cornmealosaurus will be an extinct species when he's done playing.
lol ty i needed a giggle
I laughed harder at this then what is socially acceptable......
He would declare a war on cornmealosorus
“Get over here you walking hot dog” 😂😂😂
lol I love when he said "get over here you walking hot dog"...maybe I'm weird but I found that funny
"I'm never gonna die"
Giganotosaurus has entered chat
Titansour entered chat
@@monetizationanddemonetizat3260 titanosour less dangerous u can just run away and pretty sure they only attack if u attack them
@@xijinpingsupremeleader5259 your right but ccadently hit it near anything important and it dead
Gigas are so rare more like terrorbird has entered the chat
Troodon has entered the chat 👀 😂
Been playing since 2015. I love watching people who are still fairly new to the game getting into it.
the game came out 2017?????
@@fightingoffmydemons it came out on consoles in 2017, steam got it in June of 2015
@@fightingoffmydemons early access before 2017
@@CHipZz console was 2016, I started playing in Jan or Feb of 2016 on console
You had an understanding of what to do when you started. I just started this and knew nothing of ARK before starting the game.
"that's how we do it in North Jersey bitch" is when you my good sir gained yet another subscriber 🤣🤣😭
I second that
*I create also new Ark content on my channel, if you want you can take a look ;)*
Facts
He gained thousands of subscribers when he said that
@@mr_vrse_sofware9384 you got proof?
Love how efficient Glock is. No wasted time, just results.
You might be badass.
But you'll never be "trying to punch a Dilophosaurus to death" badass!
First mistake: You didn’t make your character an abomination
What do you mean it drives me crazy when people do that
@@MysteryMX I don’t do it either itl bother me
I always have a normal character
If you have a normal looking person you are a psychopath
@@originalname9191 what does it mean if I’m a psychopath?
Its going to bring a new meaning to leveling "Sexual tyrannosaurus"
Yay for dino breeding!
_"This is the guy that spit in Newman's face, isn't it?"_ Lol, yeah that's actually exactly what I say everytime I see a representation of the dilophosaurus.
Hey, Glock. Definitely looking forward to the Ark series, but I have a word of warning: the difficulty setting you have it on means that all the dinos you will ever tame will suck, and suck bad. The biggest problem you will run into will be that, since they will all be horrifically low levels, their stamina will be extremely low. That will cause a major headache in the long run when you're trying to ride anything. You will have to stop, and stop, and stop so often to refill their stamina.
Just a little advice to save you from heartache. If you desire to change this, increase the setting all the way to 1 and when you get into the game, hit TAB to open the command prompt and type "Admin cheat destroywilddinos", which will clear all the low level dinos and allow higher ones to populate the map. You shouldn't find anything lower than level 5, iirc.
@@quietone748, he can, but it was a word of warning. He doesn't have to _do_ anything, but I sure appreciate advice that will save me nonsensical stress down the road. I have a feeling he will get very easily bored, too, on lower difficulty.
No offense, but your suggestion sounds like a prodigious waste of time, considering several mechanics. I fail to understand why you would put in the time and effort to obtain X, but you're only really striving to get the worst of what X has to offer.
@@LaserStorm117 You are correct. I don't remember what my difficulty setting is, but I tamed a level 1 theri, and even with all the points put into stamina, I still have to stop often. It is one of, if not my most powerful tame though, so it works out.
@@LaserStorm117 mal
@@peflus6461 ?
@@LaserStorm117 I'm playing on 5 difficulty on my new world . Is it overkill? Or good?
You've got a really engaging let's play style, I just found your channel through your current 7dtd insane play through. I don't typically watch these types of games, excited for your Ark series.
:(
Thank you☺️
@@RobloxPersonwholikesforsakenthank you fkr what..
Watching you play this game really helps me understand that I have been playing/grinding wrong every time I play Ark XD
I love watching you play these games, Glock! It's not just entertaining, it's educational. Lol.
Marie I so agree. Love his game play on Ark
I've wanted this for so long! and I love seeing that he has SOME experience with the game. It's fun to watch people anyway, but it's so nice that they have a basic understanding so that the first 3 episodes or so are not slowly paced. Definitely gonna enjoy this series to the fullest
Not sure if he played it a little, or if he read/watched a basics guide (I kinda think guide). But I can tell he's pretty green.
And yeah, that kinda allowed him to skip through a good chunk of time just trying to figure out the mechanics and buttons.
He struck a good balance.
Me too, this gonna be good series
It's awesome that you're playing Ark! Keep berries in the last slot of. your tool belt and those thieves will take that rather than something in your inventory.
Mejo berries are best, though i get tired of taming them
It's gonna be a bit of a grind me who didn't build a base till I fully went to wood then built my starter tamed a trike with no trap and then eventually tamed a t rex after unlocking the tranq darts and rifle all within a week 😆 I'm obsessed with ark btw
Can't wait for insane difficulty, nightmare dino speed, horde of dinos every night series
That’s..... not how ARK works.
@@Seraphim_1172 Maybe it should be...
@@christinahankins4114 honestly just live in the bunker by blue on extinction
hard mode would just be joining MTS pvp server solo
Technically this can be possible except its not gonna be hordes just high level, REALLY strong Dino’s.. and much more alpha dino’s
Ive been looking for a good ark series to follow and finally someone i actually ENJOY watching is doing one, massive thumbs up G9!
i just started playing yesterday and am learning sooo much from this video, tyvm great stuff
same bro
OMG! THIS IS EVERYTHING! Welcome to Ark Glock!
Absoulutely!
I hope he also plays the dlcs in order, its gonna be lit better than TV
and welcome to the MAJOR grind of Ark as well, :D
“There’s a pink one, I think you gotta be level 35” had me dying
@TheAustralianCamper it is white and u can get it like right away almost i don’t remember if it takes any level 😂
@@anthonyrodriguez8542 Takes level 3 so pretty much lol
watched 11 minutes of this random lets play from 3 years ago and already subscribed. i love the personality haha
Man 2021 is going to be a good year
This brought back memories of my first time playing ark spending an entire day just building a wooden base
This was so helpful all the other guides videos are like "okay guys you are gonna tame this pack of 100 raptors to get you started." Dying from the very start actually kept me around because that has been exactly my life so far. Excited to explore more ark.
HOLY SHIT YOURE PLATING ARK I CANT WAIT FOR THIS SERIES!!!
I'm only 40 seconds in but Glock be prepared to die a lot. Recommendations for skill priorities I'd go for
>Melee
>Health
>Movement speed
>Stamina
He showed in the new 7 dtd series
same
he should do a rust series next
@@aidanstewart9047 Nah, he will not play rust. Rust might be a survival game but it is also multiplayer. He likes to play singleplayer because he will have the freedom to do whatever he want and no one can stop him from doing so.
Cant wait for more
Same
Same too
Same cubed
Woah a new series perhaps
Looking forward to it
(Especially the intro deaths)
Yes!! Yess!! Moreee
30 seconds in : ok not going to die anymore
Literally any vet of ark: good luck 🤣🤣
Please reply what spawn point is that where he spawns the second time would really help thanks
My bad he said it lol
I just saw this game randomly on TikTok and looked for a gameplay right away. Reminds me of Minecraft but with dinosaurs. I’m excited to play.
“They call them weapons but they’re tools” welcome to the gun debate lol
IMFAO
Don't say lol
They are tools
@@mortalkombat3825 completely agree man
🤣
Glock's gonna have to play with Neebs gaming on this one day.
Yes 😍 Simon and glock, omg 😂
Nono, he needs to play with Syntac.
Why not add all 3 glock, neebs,and verttigo?
This would be good!
@neebsgaming
I find it funny how he just casually sounds like a mafia boss, "u KNOW if u steal from me u WILL face the consequences" like who just says that to a tiny dino
The editing is amazing!! I really like how you went from placing foundation to gathering from a bush to hitting a tree to placing down a storage box all in succession is just great.
I literally have 1500 hours in this game. Love ur content. Cant wait for more
To bad I have 5229.5 hours in ark
@@wmw1210. I have 5k too. I haven't played in a while though. Burnt out.
@Anatol nah, that's actually pretty cool. It's a fun game, and you're right at the start.
I'm about to buy this game in a few days looking forward to an epic adventure and a world of prehistoric beauty
One episode, and I already know i could watch this hours on end!
I need you to release 50 videos this week so I can binge.
I think this series is going to be a every week thing
yes
"Oh, a helpless dodo! Let's throw a spear at its head" perfect humor right there
Anyone else get Flashbacks of Thylaceos when he said, "Base near the Redwoods"?
Yeah
I'm more terrified of the "stun you off your mounts" micro raptors and the "buried surprise" purlovias.
At least with thylas you have a chance to see and avoid cause how big they are
@@michaelsorensen7567 i usually flied everywhere so ground creatures were not a problem for me really... but true statements.
@@ShockedStudent53 you must not spend much time flying in the redwood if thylos never caused you trouble
@@swskitso no thats why im terified of them! They leap 50ft into the sky and snatch you away from your flying mount lol
OMG, I've watched every video you've ever put out, and I have nearly 1400 hours in Ark. This is a marriage made in heaven for me!
a little trick i use, when i fast travel i have a complete copy of my base inv in a storage box that i take out when i get there. usually i dont fast travel cause i have a griffin and they go fast, but its good to have multiple bases with decent supplies and crafting areas so you dont get stranded with broken armour or tools
I'm planning on starting an Ark series myself so it's nice to see how the pros are doing it first. You make me laugh a lot.
"That's how we do it in north Jersey"
Headline:
Alpha Jerseyman inhabits Dinosaur Wilderness. Everything has changed!
Also. Anyone else have Trapt's "Headstrong" play in their heads watching Glock knock out his first dino??
Glock9: I might go up to the red woods
Velonasaurs: um I’m not finished
HOW DID I MISS YOU PLAYING ARK
ARK IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE GAME ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET
"Come here ya walk-in hot dog" I bursted out laughing
*walking
*walking
@@Willj2407 ok?
@@deferredlime there always gotta be those people on the internet that have to correct people, makes them feel better I guess.
Dude you are genuinely funny and it makes watching these videos super enjoyable. Hope you're still at it!!
Man... you really had me going for a while there. I was like "is he seriously not going to unlock the campfire?"
Glock's editing style is second to none
What you did on one day usually takes me a week
"Here, Dodo you catch" made me laugh more than I should've 😂
also for solo play you might wanna make it so all the engrams unlock for each lvl as you go, the engram system is designed to make people work together in tribes and to balance pvp
I’ve literally rewatched this series at least 6 times
I have a disgusting amount of hours in this game, can't wait to see how this whole things plays out!!
I know right?! Never thought Glock was a Ark player. I am the same, I spend a sickening amount of time in this game solo.
@@Revenant483 I personally haven’t ever played single player . I prefer big pvp servers and ruining people days, just for karma to get me when I wake up the next day.
"Get over here you walking hotdog!"
That got me rolling
A year after this was posted I’ve started watching, and so glad I did
Something about: "Here's another hotdog!" Lmfao
Glock, it's been a bit since I've been on your channel. You are the hero we need. Thank you for being you.
Glock naming his first Dino after his daughter is so cute
"It's the principle." And I was sold.
I didn't know what you meant but then he said it and I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So the real truth about the extinction of the dodo bird finally comes forward. Glock speared them all. Works for me.
Finally a ark youtuber who doesn’t scream when they see something
A series on every map would be delightful!
Can't wait till he meets the Overseer. :D
And ark is such a time drain. So grindy. And especially taming. To keep it fun crank the timing down. Taming high level stuff over the course of 1 hour is enough.... You dont need the HOURS long taming of vanilla ark. Arks fun is best maximized with faster taming and and faster breeding, hatching, and maturing. Otherwise you just waste your life away spending so many hours doing menial tasks and taming.
AGREED!
Yup remember the first time I tamed sum solo for 10 hours never again
I agree. I never play with official rates. Just putting taming to 2.5 makes it still take a reasonable amount of time and not a nightmare. Especially on single player where time stops when you log off. I adjust breeding and maturation, too. I don't have 3 days (or however long it takes) to raise a giga. It's meant to be done with a tribe with official rates.
Ya, I play SP a lot and I always adjust the taming rates, breeding and maturation rates, gather rates, and exp rates. I don't want it to take 20 hours to get to metal tier! Lol. Hopefully these original rates won't burn him out for another series.
Well his difficulty setting is dinos at level 1-30, so that will speed up taming time. And make the whole game a lot easier (except for gigas who are mad lads at lvl 1)
But yeah, anywhere from 2-5 x gather, and cranking up tame time and breeding times is necessary for sanity.
I still remember spending 10 hours taming a lvl 90 (max level then) Plessie before scuba, or refrigeration, or kibble...
At least default gather and taming is 2x what it was in early access.
Yooo this dude saying "yo you walking hotdog, things won't be peaceful with me here" had me in stitches from the get go 😂😂😂😂
"I'm gonna try not to die any more.". Hahhahahahaaahahhahahaaaaaa
So glad to see you adding Ark Survival Evolved to your channel! Can't wait to see you enjoy The Island and future maps!!!
you explain properly dude i really love it now im gonna watch all of your ark episodes :)
When he says this is easy: Me: oh you sweet child you have a storm coming T~T
I love ark content, I'm super hyped for this!!
At >5k hours, i'm super burnt out on ARK.
BUT, I am hyped to see Glock9 with his humor and playstyle tackle it. That will be a treat.
I have full flak armor and journeyman metal tools and still run from dilophosaurs and this dude went bare fist with 3 of them
You might want to up your taming speed and harvesting speed so in the late game you don’t have to wait hours for stuff to tame.
How do you do that?
@@ambrosial_ampharos8089 You do that before you open the world, it's on the left side of the screen with all the sliders.
This man has the best personality ever😭
I love how he slipped in the dodo kill at 16:20 amongst the rest of his resource grinding. i chuckled! lol
Dies in the first 23 seconds. Welcome to Ark. This is the future.
This is likely not common knowledge among ARK video makers, but the preserver can hold pretty much anything and has more slots then the other storage boxes. It is also shorter than the large storage box, so if you make the shortest avatar you can, the common walls are tall enough, otherwise you need to stack two before you put on the flat ceiling. As a side note, later you will want to use the tall walls, which are around three, or four standard walls tall so the bigger Dinos can fit inside a much larger base of operations before the larger gates are used as fences to keep the meat eaters not yet tamed, or killed out and away from your tames.
This series is going to be epic!
I'm totally behind, but I'm psyched to see you playing one of my favorite games! I know what I'm watching today!!
Here dodo you catch is Hella crazy 😭🤣
“This is going to be easy.”
Proceeds to live by the redwoods
Glock: “I’m the best ARK player in the history of ARK players”
Me: “is that a challenge..?”
Also Glock: dies within first 30 seconds of video
Also me: has XP rate up high cuz I suck and Dino’s weaker with higher player damage
Fricking love the way you talk. "lets cook some meat because I'm F'ing sick of eating berries!"
Its gonna be easy he says😂😂 i been playing this game since beta and i still get shafted haha but love seeing you try this man
haha i know those feels!
@doublekilled im not sure how he can say it's gonna be easy when he was killed in the first 20 secs of the video 😂😂
Just wait till he runs in them woods and finds himself his first group of troodonz 🤣
@@afluffyfox6802 its better then saying what ark will actually do to you 😂😂 shafted is a pretty tame compared ;)
For the few commenting who didn't pick up it, that's just Glock's low-key sarcastic sense of humor.
This mf is still the funniest man ever 3 years later😂😂
As a weathered Ark playing killing that Pegomastax and then saying “Do you know where I’m from!” is the funniest thing in the world