The reason why the story is like this is because the budget meant for finishing it went into Platinum games ass physics department to create the perfect ass engine. Trust me my uncles dog legion works at it and told me
you need to be the only person to review games. doesnt matter if its a childrens learning game, to the most perv game of them all. you will make them great! just found out about these videos, and im hooked 😂
@@mmmghool I did end up getting the game… but it’s been swimming around my backlog for a year. There’s just too many games out there. Maybe after I finish the Prime remake, I should give it a shot.
I'm so glad you made this, always excited when you upload. Totally nailed it, though im surprised you didnt mention the bayo motorcycle sequence the game starts with.
I just finished Astral Chain for the first time last night. It was on my wishlist for awhile, but watching your synopsis over and over pushed me to open that wallet. Even though I had been spoiled on everything going in (I’ve never even watched Evangelion), the gameplay was incredibly fun and I appreciate your recommendation.
I love this over the top style of reviews 😂 I was on the fence on buying the game or not but I definitely will. My only complaint: UPLOAD MORE IVE BEEN SUBSCRIBED FOR YEARS AND IVE ONLY SEEN LIKE TWO NEW FUCKING VIDEOS UPLOADED
We all know this guy needs more exposure. Post the shit on reddit, share it on facebook, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat, text your mom and dad, text your grandma. Text your girlfriend. Text your cousin's. Get the word out.
I love your videos. They are actually the fucking hypest shit and I go hella nuts every time you upload. I wish you got more views, but keep at it. You'll make it big time someday👍
I feel like the sequel going to be about reclaiming the earth and taken place ARI and out on field that is outside of ark, or jumpcut to point in almost done with reclaim and they concern over you and your twin/clone of still being around.
Really funny. I agree with your take on the game too. I thought, while it was pretty nuts, the plot was pretty straight forward.... Compared to Nier: Automata that is
I worked so hard to get the most perfect 2B ass footage, alright, you guys don't understand! First off, since I deleted my save file for the Nier Automata video, I had to replay the entire game up until the mission to get 9S to leave so he wouldn't obstruct the view of her ass! Then I had to edit the camera options to give me the most optimal zoom-in on her ass so the camera wouldn't pan too far away to the side or towards the sky. I also had to get 2B wet under a waterfall to get the ass nice and wet cause that's hot and also find the perfect positioning for the lighting to illuminate the ass cheeks! Meanwhile, if you pan the camera too low, she'll actually brush her skirt to the side to stop you from peaking under her skirt, so you have to figure out the most optimal vertical positioning in order to get low enough to stop her from doing that! This isn't even going into the 4-5 hours I spent addressing technical issues with the PC port of the game, which kept constantly breaking when I fused up some of the PC settings! All of that time and effort spent on getting the best 2B ass footage possible! I would have just downloaded someone else's video or something, but all the videos on UA-cam were trash and sub-par to the perfect 2B Booty footage I was able to capture!
@@HyperCharge i can't tell if your mad at me or happy that i appreciate this scene ?☻ cause i love the hd resolution of this im not here dising ur hard work making this.... IN FACT ITS MAGNIFICENT 😤
Playing the Nutcracker during the _ass aside_ was a stroke of genius.
I'm actually crying I'm laughing so hard.
The reason why the story is like this is because the budget meant for finishing it went into Platinum games ass physics department to create the perfect ass engine. Trust me my uncles dog legion works at it and told me
This makes my day.
I agree
same same
All games need ass physics now, no matter the rating of the game.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom animate that sponge ASSS
This deserves so many more views wtf. Incredibly entertaining!!!!
Dude have so much energy in this video it’s awesome😂🤣
Astral chain is underrated
Also, I fucking love 27:17
2:20 This is the greatest segment of any video ever.
I am so sad that I haven't discovered you sooner!.
Amazing
Dude you gotta upload more, your vids are lit 😂🔥 I watch even the games I’ve never played and still lmao
you need to be the only person to review games. doesnt matter if its a childrens learning game, to the most perv game of them all. you will make them great! just found out about these videos, and im hooked 😂
Your videos make me laugh my ass of every time! Thank you dude
I watch these videos for the comedy… but this legit makes me want to check out the game.
It’s a great game
@@mmmghool I did end up getting the game… but it’s been swimming around my backlog for a year. There’s just too many games out there.
Maybe after I finish the Prime remake, I should give it a shot.
One of your best UncivilSynopsis(s) for sure
This channel deserves more recognition, I'm subbing. Good job dude, keep it up.
God damn this was the best way to start my day
Bro your the funniest game reviewer on UA-cam 😂
Literally had me in tears dude.
Fucking amazing content.
I'm so glad you made this, always excited when you upload. Totally nailed it, though im surprised you didnt mention the bayo motorcycle sequence the game starts with.
Hypercharge be like:
Astral Chain? More like Asstral Chain!
No one:
Hyper Charge 2019: GOD DAMNIT JENNA
I just love your videos. Always a highlight of the day when you release a new video
He Said ”fuck” 376 times, HYPE video
I’ve been watching your videos for forever, but I have to say, going in-depth into the intricacies of video game ass design is certainly a first.
I just finished Astral Chain for the first time last night. It was on my wishlist for awhile, but watching your synopsis over and over pushed me to open that wallet. Even though I had been spoiled on everything going in (I’ve never even watched Evangelion), the gameplay was incredibly fun and I appreciate your recommendation.
I really liked the story lol
ASStral Chain
I finished watching NGE and I was laughing the whole time at how much Astral Chain took inspiration from it. You were 100% right lol
Literally the only one who played as the male twin lol
Why does this have less than 10k views!? GREAT BOOTY RAVE 😂
SHIT'S SUPER FUCKED lolol
I love this over the top style of reviews 😂
I was on the fence on buying the game or not but I definitely will.
My only complaint: UPLOAD MORE IVE BEEN SUBSCRIBED FOR YEARS AND IVE ONLY SEEN LIKE TWO NEW FUCKING VIDEOS UPLOADED
I wish you were still making videos.
This is so good
I picked the male Howard, because of Galo Sengan. Being a customizable male cop, it was too good of a reference to pass up
We all know this guy needs more exposure. Post the shit on reddit, share it on facebook, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat, text your mom and dad, text your grandma. Text your girlfriend. Text your cousin's. Get the word out.
That’s why your videos keep getting better and better goddamn Jenna!!!!
I love your videos. They are actually the fucking hypest shit and I go hella nuts every time you upload. I wish you got more views, but keep at it. You'll make it big time someday👍
Bruh after the day I had I could not have asked for something better to look forward to. This game looks amazing!
Nah, it’s all worth it for the cat
Funniest and most underrated UA-camr been watching since the majors mask video and hope one day you explode In subs.
it's a CRIME this game has sold 1 million copies but this video doesn't have that many views
Love your style mate, subscribed!
I love coming back to this video for the ass tirade. Should’ve just titled the video “Asses in Games, Nintendrone”
Tfw the story goes from 0-60 in 20 seconds in the last mission
Jesus christ, I'm still on the ass tangent....
I came here to check your upload and here you are! I wanna get AC.
27:17 best part
So glad you saw the comparison to gendo !!
Hiw have i never heard if this channel, i saw the wonderful 101 review and subbed, now with this i know i made the right choice.
I feel like the sequel going to be about reclaiming the earth and taken place ARI and out on field that is outside of ark, or jumpcut to point in almost done with reclaim and they concern over you and your twin/clone of still being around.
Aw man, fucking love you dude. Those Smash player jokes keep on killing me, bahahahahaha!!!!
Really funny. I agree with your take on the game too. I thought, while it was pretty nuts, the plot was pretty straight forward.... Compared to Nier: Automata that is
As a guy who has over 300 hours on the game.
You're correct
Oh shit I thought u stopped doing these! Glad to see another synopsis
Wow you deserve more subs
I love this he is fucking hilarious 😂😆 look at those ass physicals
Can you do synopses of like the entire metal gear saga except survive PLEASE PLEASE ITD BE PERFECT FOR THIS FORMAT I WILL SELL MY SOUL
Shit your rant about ass technology had me laughing my ass off so hard my mom had to check up on me
i loved this game.
I would go to another dimension to save a cat all guns a blazing >;3
damn its been 50 years almost
God damn this is great
So much Jena Anderson.
3:15 3:36 3:45 can we just appreciate the cat walk 2B is doing. That’s the walk of confidence and “IM SEXY AND I FUCKING KNOW IT 😎”
I worked so hard to get the most perfect 2B ass footage, alright, you guys don't understand! First off, since I deleted my save file for the Nier Automata video, I had to replay the entire game up until the mission to get 9S to leave so he wouldn't obstruct the view of her ass! Then I had to edit the camera options to give me the most optimal zoom-in on her ass so the camera wouldn't pan too far away to the side or towards the sky. I also had to get 2B wet under a waterfall to get the ass nice and wet cause that's hot and also find the perfect positioning for the lighting to illuminate the ass cheeks! Meanwhile, if you pan the camera too low, she'll actually brush her skirt to the side to stop you from peaking under her skirt, so you have to figure out the most optimal vertical positioning in order to get low enough to stop her from doing that! This isn't even going into the 4-5 hours I spent addressing technical issues with the PC port of the game, which kept constantly breaking when I fused up some of the PC settings! All of that time and effort spent on getting the best 2B ass footage possible! I would have just downloaded someone else's video or something, but all the videos on UA-cam were trash and sub-par to the perfect 2B Booty footage I was able to capture!
@@HyperCharge i can't tell if your mad at me or happy that i appreciate this scene ?☻
cause i love the hd resolution of this im not here dising ur hard work making this.... IN FACT ITS MAGNIFICENT 😤
Oh no! I'm glad you appreciate it, cause I spent so much time getting that footage!
@HyperCharge :D thats good we gotta appreciate the hardwork platinum makes for the perfecting waifu body sculpting
From 25:05 on is the hypest part of the fucking game
your reviews are great!
this game really need to run at 60
You really know how to sell a game
wow they even ripped off evangelions ending where they explain nothing
Sums up everything perfectly, can we get a fuck counter please?
Also: fav part 14:22
I really need to watch evangelion
Missed you buddy!
Man holy shit this explains why I prolly didn't enjoy Nier Automata. Guess I'll leave self destruct turned on next time a game has the option.
This is genius
astral chain is awesome
Dude... are you my long lost brother?
Isn’t wonderful 101 already a gurren lagann ripoff? Xd
Face reveal at 10k subs?
21:32 WAIT ISNT THIS MUSIC FROM METAL GEAR 2: SOLID SNAKE
It's from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
HyperCharge oh. Now I remember. Would you consider doing a synopsis of the games in the Metal Gear saga? They’re as nuts as Bayo.
Dissapointed that you didn't mention Raiden's booty
🤣🤣 I love this
I already said this, but I love you (no homo) ahahahah
Can we get a f**k counter
Yes please xD
AHAHAHAHAHA
I really enjoyed this game, but goddamn the story could have been better written by a 12 year old.