The reason why the story is like this is because the budget meant for finishing it went into Platinum games ass physics department to create the perfect ass engine. Trust me my uncles dog legion works at it and told me
you need to be the only person to review games. doesnt matter if its a childrens learning game, to the most perv game of them all. you will make them great! just found out about these videos, and im hooked 😂
I just finished Astral Chain for the first time last night. It was on my wishlist for awhile, but watching your synopsis over and over pushed me to open that wallet. Even though I had been spoiled on everything going in (I’ve never even watched Evangelion), the gameplay was incredibly fun and I appreciate your recommendation.
I'm so glad you made this, always excited when you upload. Totally nailed it, though im surprised you didnt mention the bayo motorcycle sequence the game starts with.
@@mmmghool I did end up getting the game… but it’s been swimming around my backlog for a year. There’s just too many games out there. Maybe after I finish the Prime remake, I should give it a shot.
I love this over the top style of reviews 😂 I was on the fence on buying the game or not but I definitely will. My only complaint: UPLOAD MORE IVE BEEN SUBSCRIBED FOR YEARS AND IVE ONLY SEEN LIKE TWO NEW FUCKING VIDEOS UPLOADED
I love your videos. They are actually the fucking hypest shit and I go hella nuts every time you upload. I wish you got more views, but keep at it. You'll make it big time someday👍
We all know this guy needs more exposure. Post the shit on reddit, share it on facebook, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat, text your mom and dad, text your grandma. Text your girlfriend. Text your cousin's. Get the word out.
I feel like the sequel going to be about reclaiming the earth and taken place ARI and out on field that is outside of ark, or jumpcut to point in almost done with reclaim and they concern over you and your twin/clone of still being around.
Really funny. I agree with your take on the game too. I thought, while it was pretty nuts, the plot was pretty straight forward.... Compared to Nier: Automata that is
I worked so hard to get the most perfect 2B ass footage, alright, you guys don't understand! First off, since I deleted my save file for the Nier Automata video, I had to replay the entire game up until the mission to get 9S to leave so he wouldn't obstruct the view of her ass! Then I had to edit the camera options to give me the most optimal zoom-in on her ass so the camera wouldn't pan too far away to the side or towards the sky. I also had to get 2B wet under a waterfall to get the ass nice and wet cause that's hot and also find the perfect positioning for the lighting to illuminate the ass cheeks! Meanwhile, if you pan the camera too low, she'll actually brush her skirt to the side to stop you from peaking under her skirt, so you have to figure out the most optimal vertical positioning in order to get low enough to stop her from doing that! This isn't even going into the 4-5 hours I spent addressing technical issues with the PC port of the game, which kept constantly breaking when I fused up some of the PC settings! All of that time and effort spent on getting the best 2B ass footage possible! I would have just downloaded someone else's video or something, but all the videos on UA-cam were trash and sub-par to the perfect 2B Booty footage I was able to capture!
@@HyperCharge i can't tell if your mad at me or happy that i appreciate this scene ?☻ cause i love the hd resolution of this im not here dising ur hard work making this.... IN FACT ITS MAGNIFICENT 😤
Playing the Nutcracker during the _ass aside_ was a stroke of genius.
I'm actually crying I'm laughing so hard.
This makes my day.
I agree
same same
The reason why the story is like this is because the budget meant for finishing it went into Platinum games ass physics department to create the perfect ass engine. Trust me my uncles dog legion works at it and told me
This deserves so many more views wtf. Incredibly entertaining!!!!
All games need ass physics now, no matter the rating of the game.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom animate that sponge ASSS
2:20 This is the greatest segment of any video ever.
I am so sad that I haven't discovered you sooner!.
Amazing
Dude have so much energy in this video it’s awesome😂🤣
One of your best UncivilSynopsis(s) for sure
Your videos make me laugh my ass of every time! Thank you dude
Dude you gotta upload more, your vids are lit 😂🔥 I watch even the games I’ve never played and still lmao
God damn this was the best way to start my day
Literally had me in tears dude.
Fucking amazing content.
I just love your videos. Always a highlight of the day when you release a new video
This channel deserves more recognition, I'm subbing. Good job dude, keep it up.
you need to be the only person to review games. doesnt matter if its a childrens learning game, to the most perv game of them all. you will make them great! just found out about these videos, and im hooked 😂
Astral chain is underrated
Also, I fucking love 27:17
I just finished Astral Chain for the first time last night. It was on my wishlist for awhile, but watching your synopsis over and over pushed me to open that wallet. Even though I had been spoiled on everything going in (I’ve never even watched Evangelion), the gameplay was incredibly fun and I appreciate your recommendation.
Bro your the funniest game reviewer on UA-cam 😂
Love your style mate, subscribed!
I wish you were still making videos.
This is so good
I’ve been watching your videos for forever, but I have to say, going in-depth into the intricacies of video game ass design is certainly a first.
I'm so glad you made this, always excited when you upload. Totally nailed it, though im surprised you didnt mention the bayo motorcycle sequence the game starts with.
No one:
Hyper Charge 2019: GOD DAMNIT JENNA
That’s why your videos keep getting better and better goddamn Jenna!!!!
I watch these videos for the comedy… but this legit makes me want to check out the game.
It’s a great game
@@mmmghool I did end up getting the game… but it’s been swimming around my backlog for a year. There’s just too many games out there.
Maybe after I finish the Prime remake, I should give it a shot.
Hypercharge be like:
Astral Chain? More like Asstral Chain!
I came here to check your upload and here you are! I wanna get AC.
I finished watching NGE and I was laughing the whole time at how much Astral Chain took inspiration from it. You were 100% right lol
Hiw have i never heard if this channel, i saw the wonderful 101 review and subbed, now with this i know i made the right choice.
Bruh after the day I had I could not have asked for something better to look forward to. This game looks amazing!
Oh shit I thought u stopped doing these! Glad to see another synopsis
Funniest and most underrated UA-camr been watching since the majors mask video and hope one day you explode In subs.
He Said ”fuck” 376 times, HYPE video
it's a CRIME this game has sold 1 million copies but this video doesn't have that many views
I love this over the top style of reviews 😂
I was on the fence on buying the game or not but I definitely will.
My only complaint: UPLOAD MORE IVE BEEN SUBSCRIBED FOR YEARS AND IVE ONLY SEEN LIKE TWO NEW FUCKING VIDEOS UPLOADED
Literally the only one who played as the male twin lol
I picked the male Howard, because of Galo Sengan. Being a customizable male cop, it was too good of a reference to pass up
I love your videos. They are actually the fucking hypest shit and I go hella nuts every time you upload. I wish you got more views, but keep at it. You'll make it big time someday👍
ASStral Chain
Can you do synopses of like the entire metal gear saga except survive PLEASE PLEASE ITD BE PERFECT FOR THIS FORMAT I WILL SELL MY SOUL
We all know this guy needs more exposure. Post the shit on reddit, share it on facebook, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat, text your mom and dad, text your grandma. Text your girlfriend. Text your cousin's. Get the word out.
I feel like the sequel going to be about reclaiming the earth and taken place ARI and out on field that is outside of ark, or jumpcut to point in almost done with reclaim and they concern over you and your twin/clone of still being around.
So glad you saw the comparison to gendo !!
Wow you deserve more subs
I really liked the story lol
Tfw the story goes from 0-60 in 20 seconds in the last mission
your reviews are great!
Nah, it’s all worth it for the cat
Why does this have less than 10k views!? GREAT BOOTY RAVE 😂
SHIT'S SUPER FUCKED lolol
i loved this game.
God damn this is great
As a guy who has over 300 hours on the game.
You're correct
Jesus christ, I'm still on the ass tangent....
Missed you buddy!
damn its been 50 years almost
27:17 best part
I love coming back to this video for the ass tirade. Should’ve just titled the video “Asses in Games, Nintendrone”
Aw man, fucking love you dude. Those Smash player jokes keep on killing me, bahahahahaha!!!!
wow they even ripped off evangelions ending where they explain nothing
21:32 WAIT ISNT THIS MUSIC FROM METAL GEAR 2: SOLID SNAKE
It's from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
HyperCharge oh. Now I remember. Would you consider doing a synopsis of the games in the Metal Gear saga? They’re as nuts as Bayo.
This is genius
So much Jena Anderson.
Dude... are you my long lost brother?
Really funny. I agree with your take on the game too. I thought, while it was pretty nuts, the plot was pretty straight forward.... Compared to Nier: Automata that is
You really know how to sell a game
3:15 3:36 3:45 can we just appreciate the cat walk 2B is doing. That’s the walk of confidence and “IM SEXY AND I FUCKING KNOW IT 😎”
I worked so hard to get the most perfect 2B ass footage, alright, you guys don't understand! First off, since I deleted my save file for the Nier Automata video, I had to replay the entire game up until the mission to get 9S to leave so he wouldn't obstruct the view of her ass! Then I had to edit the camera options to give me the most optimal zoom-in on her ass so the camera wouldn't pan too far away to the side or towards the sky. I also had to get 2B wet under a waterfall to get the ass nice and wet cause that's hot and also find the perfect positioning for the lighting to illuminate the ass cheeks! Meanwhile, if you pan the camera too low, she'll actually brush her skirt to the side to stop you from peaking under her skirt, so you have to figure out the most optimal vertical positioning in order to get low enough to stop her from doing that! This isn't even going into the 4-5 hours I spent addressing technical issues with the PC port of the game, which kept constantly breaking when I fused up some of the PC settings! All of that time and effort spent on getting the best 2B ass footage possible! I would have just downloaded someone else's video or something, but all the videos on UA-cam were trash and sub-par to the perfect 2B Booty footage I was able to capture!
@@HyperCharge i can't tell if your mad at me or happy that i appreciate this scene ?☻
cause i love the hd resolution of this im not here dising ur hard work making this.... IN FACT ITS MAGNIFICENT 😤
Oh no! I'm glad you appreciate it, cause I spent so much time getting that footage!
@HyperCharge :D thats good we gotta appreciate the hardwork platinum makes for the perfecting waifu body sculpting
Sums up everything perfectly, can we get a fuck counter please?
Also: fav part 14:22
astral chain is awesome
this game really need to run at 60
Isn’t wonderful 101 already a gurren lagann ripoff? Xd
Face reveal at 10k subs?
From 25:05 on is the hypest part of the fucking game
Shit your rant about ass technology had me laughing my ass off so hard my mom had to check up on me
I love this he is fucking hilarious 😂😆 look at those ass physicals
I really need to watch evangelion
I would go to another dimension to save a cat all guns a blazing >;3
Dissapointed that you didn't mention Raiden's booty
Man holy shit this explains why I prolly didn't enjoy Nier Automata. Guess I'll leave self destruct turned on next time a game has the option.
🤣🤣 I love this
Can we get a f**k counter
Yes please xD
I really enjoyed this game, but goddamn the story could have been better written by a 12 year old.
I already said this, but I love you (no homo) ahahahah
AHAHAHAHAHA