New Years Eve Fears - A CHANNEL17 Report

[@sodaraptor]

Channel17 is my only source for the most raw and honest news out there. Thanks to your research, my family and I now avoid New Years Eve like the plague. Thank you for reporting Corby

[@paleopaleo5109]

I absolutely fucking exploded when I heard "Videos were invented around the time julias ceaser bought his first ipad" that was just placed incredibly

[@K1LL3R_4RC4D3]

I READ THAT JUST AS THAT SCENE PLAYED WHAT

[@baconbitsohya]

five or six. oh I'm in love!

[@em_birch]

Congratulations to Scorpy for discovering what might be one of the most fucked camera angles to film a human person from that I have ever seen.
Also, I am very excited for da party. Gonna be a good-ass time.

[@bonesrat]

I'M SCARED OF THE NEW YEAR'S BABY!!!!

[@fishwiki_]

the pure dread i feel even thinking about da new year makes me squeeeee but i know socpens will make me. glee

[@eggomccool]

love da style as always. amazing audio design and crispiness. this 'coby prellets' is a cool presenter

[@elleoellie]

i've been watching channel 17 for years! they're the only name in news that i trust but that one late night weather guy who got fired was a little scary. that's okay there are other weathers.

[@beautifulhorsepictures]

the camera angle in this makes it look like scorpy was copy pasted onto a random background and then stretched using the transform tool

[@Earache00]

he must

[@youranforit]

channel 17 is my fave, i love the extrafantasmabonaza last year, and im so excited for this one!

[@hankisdank388]

This is the honest reporting I trust when making important decisions on the behalf of others’ livelihoods

[@warren_waters]

I love Cow Stay movie of my childhood

[@MGH375]

channel 17 is my most favorite news channel!! i’m tuned into it all day all the time always

[@coyote-bird1801]

I’m glad I can rely on channel 17 for such through research and unbiased news

[@username-userr]

the only thing that soothes my new years eve fears are sweet sue's canned whole chicken

[@omegasmileyface]

vacuum cow lady.......... aa!

[@hada__02]

As an Irish person I did NOT expect Mr Tayto to appear wtf

[@getreadyforthecircus]

thank corby, its the spookiest time of the year we need to be warn

[@DisgustedCheese]

This truly is. Great job on the!

[@earthcrisisactor]

Corny Pelleds highly anticipated debut. definitely not a cause for fear. 10/10

[@toytrap9244]

This is some great, I'm feared very much

[@allisenpai3624]

Scory I was very scared during this video scorie but i still enjoy it. ? Baffled.

[@allisenpai3624]

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[@MACHINEHEAD333]

hi

[@allisenpai3624]

@@MACHINEHEAD333 hello??????

[@sacharyy]

im sort of afraidbut im ok

[@oddchilly]

I'm now dedicating my life to figuring out what songs scorpy uses for these videos

[@CorvodaPop]

Newyears eve is the day before New Years day,so watch out!

[@quantumblur_3145]

They could not conquer their Baby Old Fears

[@bluekiwi4982]

If i get 18 cans ill give you a penny and a super secret suprise

[@sunkistconsumer3227]

Do not Fall A sleep.

[@ken-rx6hb]

AudioJungle

[@eliisgrumpy]

jeez this is so rad

[@Zanix_IV]

new fear

[@girlboybird]

✨

[@mothmaws]

ayyy

[@strawberrysodas3433]

Hi :)

[@khasse57]

Are you benry

[@exquisiteaquarium9675]

Scorpy you're mom