Honest Game Trailers | Assassin's Creed Valhalla
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- Опубліковано 12 гру 2024
- Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite video games: this week is Assassin's Creed Valhalla!
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Honest Game Trailers | Assassin's Creed Valhalla
Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Supervising Producer: Max Dionne
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"And you accidentally, single handedly raid a fort without really meaning to."
Dude I've done that so many times I've realized that they literally added doors and chests that require the raid party there because otherwise the boat is completely worthless. Lol
True.
The boat comes whit spotify so thats already usefull 😂😂😂😂
Boat still useless. Use the horn to call a raid from land.
@@thecrowbar1149 the horn dosnt do anything
@@gamerdanger7717 when you're in a raiding area there's a different option to "start raid" which uses the horn.
Can Ubisoft just drop the assassins creed aspect and just call it Badass History
My attitude would do a complete 180 on this series
I might actually play it without the Dan Brown-esque subplot about vikang assassins vs space alien samurais
No, please they should not do that, the assassins vs templars is an extremely interesting story and i love the concept and the links it has to real life.
Its still assassin's creed, the game does show how the Assassin's are spread out in the world within various factions and regions, not everyone is going to be that basic assassin, people fight by their own fighting styles but they still have the same goal, to defeat the templars.
Or methodical histories
Say: “It’s not a war crime if there’s no one left to report it”
Ist there a war then?
Damn it you just told more people. Now you got to kill them to.
@@SupermanBlack1987 I was planning on it
Well, except the civilians. No way you are allowed to kill those.
@@splo-tn3ny come at me bro I've played shadow of war and enslaved thousands of orcs
"Do you think it's a serious wound?"
Axe a stupid question. . .
I just found that guy recently, I don't think so. There's no reason to lose your head over it
There is a historical account of a Hungarian Nobleman who got a spear head right through his right / left eye into his brain during a battle and survived for about a year ( I think he died from wound infection ) .
So... that axe were pun for asked ?
"teach you history in the most stabbiest way possible"
Honestly the only reason i play AC even they're more or less the same. Enjoyed these history simulations.
Screw this game I want Assassin's Creed: Transylvania! Cause Lord Impaler is frickin bad ass!
Yes PLEASE
This would be so much fun! And it would actually make some sort of sense.
@@rosesweetcharlotte considering that the Turks are Arabic in ethnicity it would tie back to Vlad Dracula fighting them.
@@jconnor117 It would actually be quite interesting, especially Dracula's extremely personal reasons for his prejudices.
hell yes! I want a mission where i have to stop and have lunch surrounded by the butchered corpses of a village
Please say "Wow, I can't believe we haven't done an Honest Trailer for Dragon Age yet." Then please do an actual Honest Trailer for Dragon Age.
Enchantment?
@@lightravenn Enchantment!!!
@@eleethtahgra7182 enchantments!??
@@lightravenn *proceed to kill whole room of darkspawns*
Enchantment!!!
@@eleethtahgra7182 best npc of the series
Honestly, the Creed that the Assassin's Guild lives by was forgotten in the second game.
I would say ne the 3rd, the newer ones is just like any other game. Not about actual assasins or history anymore.
@@thepunisherplayz wdym?
@@littnuke what I mean is the older ones have made it so there is not a lot of history and very corny compared to ones like assasins creed 2. Valhalla brought the history back but ones like oddysey and origins had nothing to do with history really.
@@thepunisherplayz Odyssey had historical figures. This game is just as inaccurate if not more so. Also, AC2 is still 700 years after this so perhaps the creed hasn't been created.
@@dhoyt902 I agree, I still think Valhalla has more history than oddysey, the old ones are the best though.
Please say: "You believe you cheated death, yet the death cheated you."
That’s from the new Cyberpunk trailer right? Either way it’s awesome.
"You don't cheat death, you cower in fear of it." Bruce Wayne, to Ra's al-Ghul, BATMAN BEYOND
Thanos: "Death! How could you do this to me?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!"
I LOVE how they say Bayek, the Fry twins, Kassandra and her brother ‘didn’t kill civilians, do it again and you’ll get desynchronized.’ However when Eivor as a Viking kills civilians, the game just says ‘keep doing it and you’ll get desynchronized.’
You could kill civilians in odyssey for some reason
@@dylanwesley3964 The Pythagoraspawn don't mess around
Say: "I tried cheating death once, but he flunked me."
This weirdly makes me want an Assassin's Creed: Tekken
Jeff: Hey Bill, wasn't Ezio in a Soul Calibur game?
Bill: That never happened, Jeff.
Jeff: Are you sure?
Bill: 'Holds up FIVE fingers with one hand and points to said hand with the other hand'
Jeff: Oh yeah. . .That never happened.
Bill: Exactly. . .Thank you, Motohiro Okubo.
@@lightvoid7089 That was AC 2
What the hel is a tekken
@@geetargaming1586 A playstation beat em up from the 90s
@@gm2407 It's still going... Tekken 7 came out in 2019 and they've been doing DLC for it ever since and it's been the biggest commercial success in the game series' history. Tekken 8 is reportedly in the works, too.
"In a narrative that feels like its completely lost the thread on the identity of the series"
This game had an identity?
yes on AC2, Brotherhood but they completely ruined it
@@katech6020 Was Brother that good?
@@CombatSportsNerd its brotherhood system is pretty good,
working with
Leonardo is fun
If anything this narrative brings the series back to where it should be after the embarrassment that was Odyssey.
@@unc54 NAh they just threw a couple of things in for nostalgia like the trailer. But we'll see what happens in Identity
The modern day story is the most connected to the OG games in a long time.
Wasnt that big a fan on how they left off with this modern story. Hopefully the dlc adds more before the next AC game.
@@videohound2005 No, the DlC should add more to Valhallas story, not the overall Assassins Creed plot. I hated the fact that Odyssey included all of its modern day plot in the DLC. Ubisoft should not charge more to understand the story in the next game. DLC should just be extra story adding to Eviors story
@@okok-go9kg thats what they did this time , fortunately
In honor of Dick Allen, say "I wish they'd shut the gates, and let us play ball with no press and no fans."
right on
Lol ok
So glad you called her Aloy. the resemblance is so much that we will never convince me they did not reuse assets!
Re-use assets? You do know Ubisoft did not develop Horizon right...
@@fountainofsolace
They do not. Or they just literally don't know what they saying
@@DeadDogInc Thought so yeah
Do an honest game trailer for Hyrule Warrior Age of Calamity.
Yeah. That or the first one.
Say “I’m as hard as Heimdall’s tower”
Say: “Excuse me, sir. I must axe you a question.”
"do you think its a serious wound" THEREA AN AXE IN YOUR SKULL ... so you good
At least is not an arrow on the knee
@@Soldadodelasombra I used to b-
I can totally relate to the thing about exploring for 20nhrs before remembering there are story missions. I forgot that the missions were split into campaigns and never went to talk to Randvi. I just raided, built the village, and went to Asgard.... thinking I had to drastically build my village and take out order members before the story would advance. Then I talked to her as part of the Asgard level tree and realized there were campaigns I was like 40-50 levels above and still had to do... as an "all conquering god" who kills soldiers in one swing
"Dark Souls is easier than Tetris!"
He's not wrong...
Hats off to whoever asked him to say, "What a grand and intoxicating innocence."
They seriously don’t let you do the KILLING part of killing and pillaging as a Viking is so dumb.
Rest in Valhalla my dude. HGT won't be the same without you
Please do an Honest Game Trailer of Batman: Arkham Origins and say “You want teeth. I want answers!”
Black gate
"...with a giant Path of Exile-esque skill tree..." - speaking of which, DO AN HONEST TRAILER FOR PATH OF EXILE!!
From 2:40 onwards it is scary how much that is the exact description of Skyrim, a 12 year old game. Who says there's no innovation in computer games?
Now do a Honest Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
😳
The TechnoViking appearance at the end was just simply perfect!
I remember seeing that guy some years ago. He was much fun to watch on his trip through the techno music party 😃
Please say: “Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe!”
"hiding in a bush and whistling for men to come one by one, you know, the way Vikings fought" big facts
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE PROFESSOR LAYTON FRANCHISE ALREADY
Say: "The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it - Sarcasm"
The game is like a fast food cheeseburger. I know it’s not the best but it’s somehow enjoyable to consume.
Ghost of Tsushima really is the best open world stealth game.
OMG! So accurate! I can not ignore the shiny spots when I'm passing and then hours later I remember I was on a quest for the main story 😂. I do love the finishers though!
I hate what Assassin's Creed has become. I used to adore this franchise 😢
Same
@Ludimeel Sorbo - Since Black Flag, they just don't feel like *Assassin's Creed* games any more. Don't get me wrong, Black Flag was a good game in its own right but it didn't *feel* like an AC game, it felt like a pirate game with some AC elements bolted on. There was less focus on the modern story, less overall about the Assassin's lore and history, and it was even easier, it felt more arcady.
I'm sure many people love the new arcady-style with numbers popping up over heads, giant mythical beasts like in DarkSouls, heat-seeking arrows, and insanely fast-paced over-the-top combat, but it's not for me.
Assassin's Creed died with AC3 for me. _(AC3 bored me and started the change away from the feeling and gameplay of first 4 games)_
@@Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games EXACTLY THIS! ^^^^^
@@Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games +1 from me too. Loved the first 4 games, ACIII was boring, dull and no character, Black Flag was great but it wasn't an Assassins Creed game it was a pirate game. It's downhill from there :'(
@@Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games Cause it had better graphics maybe
Great honest game trailer guys! The game is fun and all the little mysteries around is sometimes really over the top and comical!
Even though its been done.. I want an Assassin's Creed in Feudal Japan with Ninjas.
Do Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity.
Say: "Troy and Abed in the morning!"
There’s not even any cameras.
5:35 that guy actually reminded me Bifur from Hobbit movies (the dwarf with axe in his head speaking only khuzdul thanks to the wound)
1:59 “some random Arab guy to teach you for no particular reason”
1:13
Kratos: Nice innovation son.
The game is sometimes really confused about what stealth actually is...
Hahaha amazing video! How have I not heard of this channel?!
It’s actually so good, glad I bought it
"Such a grand and intoxicating innocence."
I never expected to hear a reference go my favourite game of the past 18 years, which I still play almost daily, on here.
Honestly, I thought you were to call this game: "Vikings: the game"
u might not get techno viking, but u get a priest singing "smack my bishop, smack my bishop" 🤣
the dual wielding mechanic for heavy weapons was awesome
Lmao the random ass Genshin mention 😭 I feel called out
"Alright sound the fackin' stealth horn"
- Ozzyman -
Say “Wake the f*ck up samurai, we have a city to burn”
You're Breathtaking.
@@kalebsithnerd119 NO YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!!
@@purehearted7249 no u
@@kalebsithnerd119 no you all are breath taking
@@luomasterclass1351 You're breathetakinger (that's not even a word but I don't even care)
The most honest trailer for Valhalla starts with a 20 minute long load screen... I could forgive all the other faults of the game (because it is kind of fun) but those god awful wait times just drive you crazy, turning it from a 50 hour game into 100+ in the worst way possible!
Great video! 😎 Also, this is the best video quality I've seen of the game. Most of the other videos I've seen made me think the game was too brown/brown-orange, poorly drawn/rendered, dark/dull and lifeless. This video actually makes the game look pretty good.
Fun fact: Vikings actually preferred stealth over brute force. They only went berserker mode when required
Please say: "I'm Mimir, Smartest Man Alive. I know many things."
My one man crusade continues:
SimCity! SimCity! SimCity!
It's the Honest Game Trailer we need.
You really really really have to do a trailer for Cyberpunk 2077
Say: I just opened a can of whoopsie daisies
This is my first time playing a AC game and I'm in fkn love
Play Odyssey after this one it’s SO GOOD
@@lizalove91 Odyssey is my favorite. I'm playing Valhalla, and I just want to finish so I can go back to it 😄
The method of dual-wielding actually makes sense since you use your right-handed character uses the left-hand weapon to parry.
1:11 Do the people who make entertainment not understand what helmets are for? The Mandalorian is guilty of that too. If you punched a guy in the face and he's wearing a helmet, you gonna break yer hands. And if you headbutt him, you gonna break yer head.
I've played for about 20 hours. Love this game so far.
Can you say, "With great power comes great exaggerated swagger of a black teen?"
Hah, excellent. I am enjoying AC Valhalla, but this has pretty much hit on every single one of the immersion breaking aspects of the game. And I really, really would love it if Ubi would just make another Assassins Creed game about actual Assassins. It would be a nice change of pace.
5:50 I was actually kind of thinking Hiccup
"Aloy"
That's exactly what I call him/her.
I came for "Geralt of Scandanavia". Bless you
0:14-That Hurt Man, That really Hurt!
This is the earliest I've been to an Honest Trailer video
Please say, "I didn't pick it for you. I picked it for the UA-cam algorithm."
The Techno Viking joke at the end... Lol
Say:" i am bug man in the dungeons"
Yeah this is a hollow knight refrence
That intro reminded me that both Rayman were the best games Ubi did last decade.
I miss the old guy. This new guy just doesn't do it for me
agreed
he sounds so forced, like he's trying too hard to be funny.
@@ryanleone3007 it’s like he’s trying to do an impression of the other guy but it’s not working out
Then why are you watching this???
We went through this 2 years ago. I don’t want another month of random voices doing these vids lol
Do an Honest Trailer for Cyberpunk 2077.
Say "Wow isn't it weird how we haven't made an Honest Trailer for the Professor Layton series yet? Especially considering that we mentioned the crossover in our Ace Attorney Honest Trailer which we made FOUR YEARS AGO"
Q:How to pullof a successful stealth?
A: Just murder everyone that get in your way, it's consider a stealth if there's no witness
,,Call of duty cold war" honest trailer needs to happen
Not gonna lie, 90 hours in and I'm still exploring, haven't finished the sons of ragnar, and it's officially my favorite game in the series
I feel like they think that they have to use the Assassins's Creed franchise to be desirable. They're wrong.
Yeah.. they need to start some new ips that actually look different 🤣
not sure why but I was exactly waiting for you to say Geralt of Scandinavia 😂
Or you could just play Immortals: Fenyx Rising. Oh, you guys should do that one, plus the Xenoblade series.
What i hate about the assassin creed series is the idea that its just some VR simulation you are experiencing Takes all the fun put of it.
How did valhalla lose the identity of the series it’s probably the most ac game narrative wise since ac3
That Genshin Impact line was so accurate for me LOL
Please do a trailer for 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
In your 4000th month of quarantine!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO i died...as well as my father, sister, brother in law, nefews, neighbors....and so on...lol
Ubisoft just dont learn from their mistakes. I mean who wants a 50 hrs long game with repeatetive content and boring combat
Shut up
Except it’s not repetitive or boring. You’d know if you actually played it rather than listen to an honest trailer
@@Megaproductions302 nah i watched skill up's review
@@Megaproductions302 I played this garbage and keep watching videos to try to motivate myself to play and justify my waste of 60 bucks
2:00 This would've been explained better if the Vikings became part of an elite guard of some king who then became influenced by the Assassin's Creed. Vikings were deputized/appointed as guards, the Varagian Guard to the Byzantine Empire.
Alright. Where's the one for age of calamity
I kinda like the game. Felt more like an assassin's creed game than the others recently, while not being too stale or lame like the series started to feel before it went full rpg.
Plus.... Viking rap battles. They have viking rap battles. One of which is literally just complimenting each other in the most wholesome way possible. As a viking.
You can't beat that level of awesome
violent animal crossing we already have that is call Doom eternal
Am I the only one who’s becoming more interested in the story outside of the Animus at this point? xD
Mate.. That's me after black flag
i love it that when you make these trailers you just sound so unintrested
Dont even sneak in the brown areas, come at me 😂😂
I want the older guy.this guy is so bad
He passed away
Please say: “Don’t ever use the word *smart* with me. I’m an intelligent.”
Remember when assassins creed was about...idk...assassins?
Oh what an original comment. Have not seen this one before
🤣🤣 yes been waiting for you guys to do this!