Dogsht PvP (you should not watch this unless you REALLY hate the game and have nothing else to do)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024
  • Twitch -- Watch live at / jeenine
    Check out our MERCH STORE: gmerch-4.creat...
    Discord: discordapp.com...
    #ELDENRING #ELDENRINGPvP #ERPvP
    It's time to say goodbye to Dark Souls 3 and embrace Elden Ring, I would like to thank all the Souls content creator for this experience. Prod the funny, Chasethebro the great invader, FighterPl the parry king, Saintriot the meta hater, DangitJM the underrated, SunlightBlade the top 10, Peeve Peeverson the almighty, Oroboro the darkmoon blade sellswords, YukasLegion I ban him, VaatiVidya lore fix, LimitBreaker fun facts and my favorites BathedInBrena tournament host and iamamish the role model.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 141

  • @ImawandererIroamaround
    @ImawandererIroamaround 7 місяців тому +65

    I love how, apparently, no one at fromsoftware thought “hey what happens if multiple people attack at the same time?”

    • @streptococo4735
      @streptococo4735 7 місяців тому +22

      "What if multiple people used extremelly powerful damaging spells that can combo into each other?"
      "Nah that would never happen bro don't bother" *Michael Zaki doing a double naginata build*

    • @dickiebanks
      @dickiebanks 7 місяців тому +2

      i dont see drunk souls complaining or chase

    • @dmtripz420
      @dmtripz420 7 місяців тому +13

      What happens when friendly fire is applied to one side but not the other?

    • @dickiebanks
      @dickiebanks 7 місяців тому

      @@dmtripz420 nothing, shit happens

    • @YarnhamBrainsucker
      @YarnhamBrainsucker 7 місяців тому

      @@dmtripz420perfect balance

  • @HopelessEvenings
    @HopelessEvenings 7 місяців тому +19

    I couldn't help but laugh at that dogwater stunlock, Jee got hit by the entire wiki article on magic and ashes of war and he couldn't roll out at all.

  • @stormbringer7773
    @stormbringer7773 7 місяців тому +30

    3:04 The average Blue intelligence and awareness btw.

    • @teriboomer
      @teriboomer 7 місяців тому +7

      Estus delivery service

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 7 місяців тому +4

      walking estus flasks

  • @Garrett122
    @Garrett122 7 місяців тому +27

    When I notice a Host or Phantom lock on me from far away, then they start spam rolling for no reason, I immediately hate them as a human being.

  • @bogdanoff2828
    @bogdanoff2828 7 місяців тому +20

    I don't care what anyone says pvp in this game is so much worse than ds3. It's like we jumped straight to the unscaled phantom murky pkcs era but the players are even dumber.

    • @bonehed1
      @bonehed1 7 місяців тому +4

      It has a lot more potential, but that potential is squandered by the horrifically bad balance

    • @vutalol
      @vutalol 7 місяців тому +1

      Going back and invading in ds3 will make you not wanna boot up er lol

  • @tytsty5716
    @tytsty5716 7 місяців тому +20

    Miyazaki really went “what if we made a game where you only press one button to win”

    • @abrahamrangel2326
      @abrahamrangel2326 7 місяців тому +3

      Hur duurrrr something something feeling of accomplishment for overcoming challenges

    • @armandoorrep
      @armandoorrep 7 місяців тому +2

      You should watch silithur ER one button challenge. He basically used Morse code to beat elden ring with just one button

    • @ni9274
      @ni9274 7 місяців тому +1

      You can beat any of the souls game with only one attack button

    • @ni9274
      @ni9274 7 місяців тому

      ⁠@@abrahamrangel2326If you want feeling of accomplishment you don’t choose to use the most obviously op shit, it always worked like that in souls.

    • @glatykoffi6672
      @glatykoffi6672 7 місяців тому

      ​@@ni9274 Naked fist runs and damage stacking magic builds both use one attack button, they're the same.

  • @ayylmao2040
    @ayylmao2040 7 місяців тому +5

    Hosts that disconnect not only reds, but their gold phantoms as well, are legit sociopaths

  • @hellxapo5740
    @hellxapo5740 7 місяців тому +29

    I watched (I hate the game and don't have something to do) 🤣

  • @nureinfehlerindermatrix3341
    @nureinfehlerindermatrix3341 7 місяців тому +12

    Its like cyberpunk... Its so stupid that it becomes funny again. This game is made for Mentalists and real life Wizards..

  • @Laaonne
    @Laaonne 7 місяців тому +6

    Invaders should be rewarded for getting hosts to flush themselves down fogwalls.

  • @cryog3nic_759
    @cryog3nic_759 7 місяців тому +8

    Why, what a coincidence. I hate this game AND have nothing else to do.

  • @thespecialedwards2133
    @thespecialedwards2133 7 місяців тому +14

    I hope the next patch just dumpsters pvp dmg or something. So much stuff would be better if everyone didnt do 9000000 dps

    • @streptococo4735
      @streptococo4735 7 місяців тому +3

      My 5 fixes for PvP.
      Make all PvP damage 20% lower and status effects to build up 50% slower to players and another 50% less build up if its multiple people.
      Make subsequent casts of the same attacks do 50% less, meaning if 2 guys use Moonveil the second Moonveil will deal half damage.
      Give invaders a way to use Rune Arcs in invasions, not just the worthless Mohg one
      Make blenders deal 20% less damage per player.
      Make invaders have a passive buff of 20% resistances flat (Which cannot be negated by things like Law of Regression)
      If Miyazaki "intended" invaders to be formidable foes, it makes NO SENSE an invader is balanced to be WEAKER.

    • @dmtripz420
      @dmtripz420 7 місяців тому +10

      All they really need to do is allow invaders to use rune arcs and turn coop friendly fire on.

    • @YarnhamBrainsucker
      @YarnhamBrainsucker 7 місяців тому

      I feel like they just need to nerf every ash of war and spell by like 50% damage and add cooldowns to ashes and spells or add diminishing returns when using the same ash or spell back to back. People need to be incentivized to actually use their weapon and its move set. It’s way to easy and rewarding to just spam ashes of war or spells until something hits

    • @tsubakihara2110
      @tsubakihara2110 7 місяців тому +2

      Invader full estus

    • @iamamish
      @iamamish 7 місяців тому +1

      @@streptococo4735 my 1 fix - only invaders are allowed to level weapons and stats - RL 1 runs for all hosts and phantoms

  • @SgtJager00
    @SgtJager00 7 місяців тому +10

    I was getting destroyed by Malenia for 4 hours the other day, and realised once i beat her, that my mood would be significantly worse if i had invaded for that same amount of time. I still invade cuz i like winning, but it brings out my inner schizo demons like none other.
    3:00 😂😂😂😂

  • @ProfessorBAG
    @ProfessorBAG 7 місяців тому +1

    Wow you weren't lying about the title. The invasion starting around 4:20 melted my brain.

  • @a_n1441
    @a_n1441 7 місяців тому +4

    beautiful collection of fails, fogwalls, and other assorted elden ring moments

  • @theaveragenormie7151
    @theaveragenormie7151 7 місяців тому +2

    1:40-1:53 was the best part of that invasion.

  • @alche209
    @alche209 7 місяців тому +3

    All your Elden ring pain in one video. Excellent.

  • @Oli-ek7py
    @Oli-ek7py 7 місяців тому +11

    We need you at pontiff jeenine, the gankers have taken over our city

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 7 місяців тому

      you mean brain rot

    • @ni9274
      @ni9274 7 місяців тому +2

      Why would he go back to an inferior game ?

    • @Oli-ek7py
      @Oli-ek7py 7 місяців тому +3

      @@ni9274 the same reason everyone else did, because its actually fun unlike elden ring

  • @redacap
    @redacap 7 місяців тому +4

    thanks for sharing you pain Jee, very cool

  • @alphaomega938
    @alphaomega938 7 місяців тому +1

    I like that the pvp ER meta is all about the number of duped items you have

  • @brokenegg4714
    @brokenegg4714 7 місяців тому +1

    I used to go a couple hours without a death while invading on DS3. Elden ring, I’ll be lucky if a host falls off a cliff.

  • @peegeeop4513
    @peegeeop4513 7 місяців тому +8

    Would you say the game would be better if you could get ally invaders?

    • @a_n1441
      @a_n1441 7 місяців тому +22

      Raising the player limit would be one of the best changes to ER pvp since launch

  • @Kumo-s6f
    @Kumo-s6f 7 місяців тому +8

    The moment you summon a phantom or be summoned as a phantom, Death Ritual Spear should just be deleted from your inventory. And all spells, preferably. If I wasn't so sure Fromsoft would fuck it up, I'd say online ER needs a fucking Yugioh-esque banlist for spells and weapons.

  • @Finkmeister
    @Finkmeister 7 місяців тому +1

    That beginning was pure foolery 🤣

  • @irurwurst
    @irurwurst 7 місяців тому

    having to choose between "severing" and "having an incredibly bad time" isn't fun.
    Wish there was something you could do to end stalemates. Like, an invader-only fog wall where if you enter it, you go home and a mimic of you spawns in the host's next boss fight. Just like any secondary objective you could accomplish.

  • @chrisxl5152
    @chrisxl5152 7 місяців тому +9

    I always love the comments. People are either coping or clawing their eyes out at the pvp in this game. Demanding this, wishing that. It's honestly hilarious when you look at the scope of pvp and the people who still haven't come to terms with the fact that they will never balance it for pvp. Ever. And the hate directed towards people doing co-op is even funnier. Sure the dedicated gank TT players suck. But the poor dad and his buddy Just playing the game for what it is, or the two 12 year old kids co-oping getting hate is a funny thought.

    • @SaturNo_O017
      @SaturNo_O017 7 місяців тому +13

      Of course we're coping and clawing our eyes out, Fromsoft can make the PvP amaizing but they just don't, the missing potential is so infuriating i'm surprised no one has sent death threats to the balancing team

    • @a_n1441
      @a_n1441 7 місяців тому +20

      They've made several huge changes that were specifically for PvP balance, and most of those were the result of the PvP community being vocal about what needs to change. This attitude that invaders or duelists are just "coping" and "hating" is totally ignorant of how changes get made

    • @FighTThePower.
      @FighTThePower. 7 місяців тому +3

      It would be funny if the dlc fixed that and ur comment ages like fine wine

    • @streptococo4735
      @streptococo4735 7 місяців тому +11

      Fromsoft literally added an entire game mode based around PvP and made balance changes for PvP exclusively.
      Who is coping here?

    • @cassiushellsin6243
      @cassiushellsin6243 7 місяців тому

      It took you 2 years to figure that out 💀 that’s not even mentioning DS3

  • @aninnocentbystander119
    @aninnocentbystander119 6 місяців тому

    Fog walls should be interruptible. No fucking way they should be safe while an invader is around. If hosts want to fogwall, they should earn the chance.

  • @gugg2216
    @gugg2216 7 місяців тому +4

    3:00 is this guy real?

  • @Ben10Blader
    @Ben10Blader 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm glad I hate this game and have nothing else to do because I could watch Jee greatbow people for hours I swear. So satisfying.

  • @t.b.cont.
    @t.b.cont. 7 місяців тому +4

    This is probably a lukewarm take but hosts and phantoms (hunters too) should have friendly fire. Imagine them not being able to spam spells and L2 like they currently do without killing their buddies as well. If there’s friendly fire between invaders in the rare chance where you actually see a second invader it’s only fair

    • @a_n1441
      @a_n1441 7 місяців тому

      Friendly fire would make griefing too easy, and most PvErs are way too bad to play with it on. Friendly stagger would be reasonable, though

    • @rojo3031
      @rojo3031 7 місяців тому

      @@a_n1441 Friendly fire only activates once an invader lands an attack on the host/phantoms?

    • @Oli-ek7py
      @Oli-ek7py 7 місяців тому

      Or just give us buddies instead, ie covenants

    • @Laaonne
      @Laaonne 7 місяців тому

      Just make weapons bounce off teammates like walls, make weapons bounce off eachother too against blenders

    • @ni9274
      @ni9274 7 місяців тому

      That would make a lot of spell useless, there should be different level of friendly fire depending on the type of spell.

  • @superwolfie4061
    @superwolfie4061 7 місяців тому +1

    I just love how the longer we go without a patch the more we all hate the game. Can't wait for the dlc tho. (It ain't fixing PvP. 😂)

  • @Ben-cw2ey
    @Ben-cw2ey 7 місяців тому

    Don’t worry, I’m not even watching this, I’m listening to the sound of it as I do some office work

  • @Scorched-Knight
    @Scorched-Knight 7 місяців тому +1

    On my break for work. This video is perfect.

  • @odium1954
    @odium1954 7 місяців тому +1

    first clip: pretty much 100 to 0 at range with no skill thats crazy gameplay

  • @Garvey-vm3qt
    @Garvey-vm3qt 7 місяців тому

    Why do you use fire affinity on your flaming strike weapons (hts, katar, grave scythe) as opposed to heavy? Is it just so you don’t have to bundle?

    • @Cap6699
      @Cap6699 7 місяців тому +2

      Fire buff from flamestrike plus fire infusion equals big damage.Same thing also applies to lightning slash on lightning infusion

  • @Reelix789
    @Reelix789 7 місяців тому

    When Jeenine makes custom titles for his old DS3 buddies

  • @AnonJuggerbot
    @AnonJuggerbot 7 місяців тому +3

    The ash of war system was a fucking mistake

    • @Pbzachypoo
      @Pbzachypoo 7 місяців тому +3

      Nah

    • @RLQFK
      @RLQFK 7 місяців тому +5

      No, the balancing of the abilities is just horrible. Ash of war system is just a direct upgrade to ds3's weapon art system, you can put a select few of them on any infuseable weapon. The problem is that this time around they do a billion damage, cost zero mana and travel three football fields at the speed of Usain Bolt.

  • @seracris8357
    @seracris8357 7 місяців тому +2

    Even the chat was dogsht. So many shitty opinions it's insane.

  • @Fellaladguy
    @Fellaladguy 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm the exact audience for this video.

  • @brokenegg4714
    @brokenegg4714 7 місяців тому

    It’s like dark souls 1 in a way. Flashbacks of Oolacile Township

  • @stormbringer7773
    @stormbringer7773 7 місяців тому

    37:27-37:31 Elden Ring is certainly a game.

  • @UnaMoscaEnLaPared
    @UnaMoscaEnLaPared 7 місяців тому +1

    So overleveled, so bad at the game, and there are so many of them, but they feel so entitled to their cancerous way of playing.

  • @neyrypole2858
    @neyrypole2858 7 місяців тому

    The title is eerily on point so I'm gonna watch.

  • @Feefooo
    @Feefooo 7 місяців тому

    Fortunately I fit all the title criteria

  • @Bokuzen035
    @Bokuzen035 7 місяців тому

    love the content keep up the good work!

  • @HolyKnight-kh1im
    @HolyKnight-kh1im 7 місяців тому

    The dlc needs to come out already so we can finally regain our sanity after 2 years of gankers and shitters.

  • @IliumGaming
    @IliumGaming 7 місяців тому +1

    he knows me so well

  • @angelv2598
    @angelv2598 7 місяців тому

    As a PC player, (and from SA) I live for the fiesta 🤠lol

  • @ThreadlineAngler
    @ThreadlineAngler 7 місяців тому

    This gave me PTSD

  • @churchfest77
    @churchfest77 7 місяців тому

    Dragon breath needed a nerf since the beginning no spell should have that much range cover that much area and do so much damage! The other AOE spells needs nerfed to auto tracking on target with that big of a hit box area and damage that’s easily spammable makes zero since for balanced PVP!!!

  • @neoclaymercury
    @neoclaymercury 7 місяців тому

    i was looking at the comments if i could find some lowlife redditors, surprisely there arent so many :v
    hmmm, mayber they are wasting their time like.....that thing..... 4:15
    -no engaging
    -staying next to a fog wall
    -instead of looking for jeenine with his phantoms.... decides to fog wall cus coward nature :v
    yeah jeenine, its a shame that there are people who thinks if you dont win an invasion you're a loser -_-;
    but soon as you offer them an opportunity to 1v1 they trow s**t at you or making excuses to not accept the invitation :v
    anyway, gg jeenine :3 waiting for dlc here >:3

  • @francl.1127
    @francl.1127 7 місяців тому +2

    Has anyone seen talal recently?

    • @YarnhamBrainsucker
      @YarnhamBrainsucker 7 місяців тому +1

      He’s busy plotting his next exbose like a super villain in their lair, wait he’s just a villain not a super one

  • @Fomfonicus
    @Fomfonicus 7 місяців тому

    Nothing to do... So here i am.

  • @Shendapy
    @Shendapy 7 місяців тому

    Titles are becoming too self aware

  • @syckray
    @syckray 7 місяців тому

    u have 2 master the art 0f chainsaw and w0ndr0ws gltch

  • @backstabfisher
    @backstabfisher 7 місяців тому +2

    When ds3?

  • @shapshane8241
    @shapshane8241 7 місяців тому

    no rest for the wicked pls😣

  • @RedSetGoYT
    @RedSetGoYT 7 місяців тому

    You guys want any steak with your salt or?

  • @kiddcamel
    @kiddcamel 7 місяців тому

    Anyone know why dex mask on str build?

    • @dragonfire2510
      @dragonfire2510 7 місяців тому +1

      To cut on points, for optimization. He can spare those two points and put them somewhere else

    • @Jeenine
      @Jeenine  7 місяців тому

      actually its because i need to remake my inventory, the dex mask has a better placement for swaps

  • @WeeabooPocky
    @WeeabooPocky 7 місяців тому +1

    Thanks, i hated it

  • @nureinfehlerindermatrix3341
    @nureinfehlerindermatrix3341 7 місяців тому

    Thanks

  • @baileyharris7613
    @baileyharris7613 7 місяців тому

    I like watching Jee beat on scrubs but if I'm being honest I never liked pvp in any of the Souls games. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but the balance is invariably shit it seems like.

  • @Zacharygoldberg123
    @Zacharygoldberg123 7 місяців тому +1

    ds2 best game cuz you can stop hosts from fogwalling.

    • @abrahamrangel2326
      @abrahamrangel2326 7 місяців тому

      Hosts who fogwall are ds2 haters

    • @Zacharygoldberg123
      @Zacharygoldberg123 7 місяців тому

      @@abrahamrangel2326 "Oh? You hate ds2? I bet you fogwall in Elden Ring PUSSY"

    • @ni9274
      @ni9274 7 місяців тому

      Go back to ds2 then instead of telling us how good it is while still playing and watching ER content

    • @Zacharygoldberg123
      @Zacharygoldberg123 7 місяців тому

      @@ni9274 cope and seethe baby boy.

  • @TheSirk47
    @TheSirk47 7 місяців тому

    i have a question for the gankers... if there is any of them in the comments... how does it feel to loose every single 1v1 scenario 🤣🤣🤣👉👌

  • @ChuckFinelyForever
    @ChuckFinelyForever 7 місяців тому +1

    Pretty sure all of your viewers hate there game and have nothing better to do so I think your safe.

  • @Vuldriel
    @Vuldriel 7 місяців тому

    real

  • @ezrulehsanismail9519
    @ezrulehsanismail9519 7 місяців тому

    This game getting bored

  • @glatykoffi6672
    @glatykoffi6672 7 місяців тому

    Dogsht pvp (welcome every single g9 viewer)

  • @musics842
    @musics842 7 місяців тому +2

    Skill issue imagine losing to pvers

    • @neoclaymercury
      @neoclaymercury 7 місяців тому +2

      then show us an example of how to play against 3v1 :3