Ads That Know Everything About You
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- T Shirt Ads on Facebook, Instagram, and the Internet know everything about you. They know you better than you know yourself. r/TargetedShirts has all the goods on reddit.
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"Who's worse, Louisiana woman or a Florida man?.... They came together..... had a Alabama baby..."
I literally lost it after that! 🤣
After baby is born
Everyone: He's too dangerous to be kept alive😂😂
🗣 Roll Tide
Holy damn, I stopped scrolling and happened to read this as they said it.
Weird.
Roll tide!!
@@Kozinu dude me too how weird!
The fact that Google thinks that I, a 20 year old college student still living with her parents, thinks that I am a 40 year old married woman with 5 kids from 0-15, and gives me ads accordingly still has me rolling
As a black person with the last name White I kinda wanted the blanket, ngl lmao
How interesting would the conversations be at your house, lol. I think you having this blanket would be hysterical.
A person of color with the last name White would be the only people that could get away with having that blanket.
My father would have a cow if I brought this home lmao. I'd hear about it for months
Kay White Holidays would be fun at your house 🤣🤣🤣
Now I wanna get it for you for Christmas 🎄 lmao
The game was called "The Incredible Machine", and it was a series of games by Sierra and Dynamix. Used to love playing them!
Came here for this comment
Sierra games hold a special place in my heart. Great games.
Kings quest ftw!
I totally remember this game!! I had a flashback when Ken mentioned it.
YESS!!! Was looking to see if someone said the name. I immediately had so much nostalgia just hearing that name. Used to play it so much with my cousin
“This ad is targeted just for you!”
*”Fabreeze tackles odors-“*
....😦
Stinky
@@Ruzovy_ stinky poo poo
😂😂
I got that one too lol
I got one about pores....
Me: "stupid double ads"
Also me: *watches a whole video about ads*
"CLICK THE AD"
"Well no, don't tell em to do that"
"DON'T YOU DO THAT"
BUff is sending us some mixed signals😂
He is a PRO!
So confusing. It worked up my anxiety. 🤪
12:45 “who would even want this shirt?” my mom owns like 50 chickens and every spring she gets more. every year i try to stop her. it doesn’t work
I don't need T shirts, I *need* Ken's awesome colorful dad shirts.
They're getting cancelled lol
Lol
Go to goodwill
@@antieverything I got a baller ass stingray dad shirt for like 2 bucks back in high school, still fits me 7 years later lmfao
I love his colourful shirts too, I'm all about the colour. Y'all should see the bubblegum pink Oysi frames I bought for my skates today.
Beautiful popping colour!!
Dane said "Louisiana woman" and all I could think was "Louisiana woman, Mississippi man WE GET TOGETHER EVERY TIME WE CAN"
Me too! 😂
-ken opening shirt- Me: I didn’t know he started an OnlyFans?
He sure can, with the button down rino shirt. 😉😂
@@milkqt666 just enough hair peaking out
@@milkqt666 i thought those were polar bears XD im too blind
Ken: So you're still here with adblock.
Me, clutching my UA-cam Premium: what
^ THIS.
Right?? I felt attacked.
The one shirt that said "finally 21 after 84 years"... Probably a leap day baby!
It was....look at the fine print on the bottom.
@@user-qi6sk1jf8r my bad, I couldn't read it that fast lmao 😂
@@sinyoucanterase I actually want back and paused it. 😉😁
You're so smart! I didn't even think of that!
@@stepford702 I can't take the credit for it, my hubby pointed it out 😅
"Guess who decided to start making brownies before checking the fridge for eggs" it's me. I'm the grandad.
That’s the only one I didn’t get
CinnamonToastKen: Maybe even the ad on this video was weirdly specified towards you!
The Ad before this video: You can get help for drug addiction.
Me: .... OKay, first of all, rude.
@Snierfest5 the addictive one
They're just offering to help get you started
Kinda sus
@Stout Protagonist now's a great time to start
@Stout Protagonist 👍🏻
Honestly, I want most of those t-shirts. Not the one that says "I'm not like other teens, I'm in my 40s", that one gives off some R. Kelly vibes I don't need.
R Kelly vibes. You are so right and I'm dead😹
Ken looks like he could be a character in daddy simulator
Lmao I was just thinking that
I can see it!
Hot
DLC
Dream Daddy?😅
3:13 I love Buff's way of handling Identity Theft.
I got an ad for diapers. My kid is 9 years old. Pretty sure she doesn't need them anymore
Lala 2088 I got one for laundry detergent
Lol, same here. My kid is 8. A few months ago I was religiously getting ads for engagement and honeymoon stuff.... I've been married 10 years. Bit late for that call.
Plot twist: they're for you. 😏
@@BrokenCDprodux Mister FBI, imma need a much bigger size, lol
Same here, but the only baby in my house is my Yorkie, who only SOMETIMES doesn’t make it to the pad...
Google gives me Spanish ads and I still have no idea why.
I got one in Hebrew once
LOL
Same here. My husband is Mexican. But he doesn’t speak Spanish. His dad’s side of the family does, but they live in Cali which is the other coast from us. 🤷🏼♀️
As someone who recently had a baby, I'm actually glad to learn from the comments section that the Pampers ads are strangely _not_ creepy targeted ads.
For how many kids I’ve had with pamper allergies- any pamper ad is creepy to me 😂
@@pillowtalk1925 they want money lol
I mean, they are targeted but not in the same way, pampers know most parents will deal with xyz, so they feature xyz in advertisement, where as most "targeted ads" quite literally uses things you have typed, talked about, or clicked on to form an ad just for you. pampers is just a company that knows it consumers really well because raising kids is a universal thing.
@@bored588 Not really accurate. Targeted ads are ads that target a specific group of people based on specific traits. That’s every commercial you see, every UA-cam ad, etc and they show based on when and what people with those specific traits are watching. For this, they need that data which they easily get, same way Facebook does. It’s the same exact thing, it’s just that the ads on Facebook are made to pull keywords from your history instead of the company having to “research” the information, since you’ve already willingly given it all to Facebook.
3:25 "somebody else might pay it" buff says while desperately nervous laughing at the viewer
Please stop giving me diaper ads. I do not live around children. I do not need a diaper.
Same I just got a diaper ad but definitely don’t have kids
@@tessb9109 I got a liquid death water ad. If you haven't seen one, its worth the watch 😂
Diaper ads are like the only ads UA-cam wants to give me. I dont have any children. I dont even look anything up that has anything to do with babies. If Google is stealing or info, then they are doing it wrong lol
You sure you ain't got any kids in the basement?
Carly Erin liquid WHAT? ...ima go look it up 👀
Okay I LOST IT at the Pigeon-racing commentary... literally, Ken and Buff made wine come out of my nose. It burned... but was worth it! LMAO.
I must admit, I was NOT expecting that. 🤣
"Harry Potter hates ohio"
*Markiplier enters the chat*
yooo roflmao thanos infinity stones fortnite dance lowkey highkey green is sus among us surprised pikachu face has entered the chat it's free real estate fbi wants to know your location laughs in noises go brr so you have chosen death everybody gangsta til im boutta end this mans whole career understandable have a nice day
@Dolan Dank The DJ Hank no
Just about died when Buff said "Just the Browns"
I knew exactly what he meant, but holy crap it cracked me up! Plus I am slightly buzzed and my husband and asleep next to me in bed so trying to laugh quietly just made me laugh harder!
😂😂😂
Excellent!
No ad blocker here, I'm just the idiot that pays for premium. 🤷♀️
*high five!*
Same here! :D Idiots unite! Lmao.
Kozi I hate ads more than I hate wasting $20 LMAO!! I pay for the family premium so my husband can be ad free too. 🤣🤣
Damn right. I'd rather help pay him and not suffer through ads. It's like counting how many hours you spend sleeping/"wasting your life".. those ads .. add up!
Paying for premium also gets you ad free music on Google music
😂 Dumbasses
Ads have gotten really personal and when that happens, I could not be more repelled by an ad for a product.
“Here’s a targeted video just for you!”
“Hey Alexa, play my whale mating playlist.” 😑
“This ad is targeted just for you”
“Diapers”
🤣🤣😂
I got a breville coffee machine ad. Now I feel that my little nespresso thing is inferior.
They forgot about us billonaires with youtube premium
People pay for multiple streaming services but won’t pay for UA-cam smh
The teenage boy wearing the “mom against vaping” shirt made me laugh so hard I snorted Dr Pepper out of my nose and then hit my vape to calm back down... tears are still streaming down my cheeks though...
That’s obviously an adult and he’s all over the place because of that endlessly photoshopped/shirt designs edited in photo but hahah
He's the redbubble default male model, so he's shown with so many meme shirts
The shirt in the thumbnail looks like pre-made texts from PowerPoint.
Lately I've bought a bunch of flannel baby receiving blankets...to line the hospital box my parrot is in. I just realized the algorithms now think I'm pregnant.
K: You hate Ohio?
B: just the Browns
Everyone:
👀
👄
But....I'm brown.....:(
He says yes, but muted it. Lol
The Cleveland Browns
Universal facecrack happened
As a Chicago Bears fan I knew the franchise was in trouble when I moved to Ohio and heard local Ohio radio saying the 1 win the Browns could possibly get that season was against the Bears.
Honestly I find it really interesting to pay close attention to the ads I get and try to figure out why i'm getting them. For example I buy a lot of iced coffee from vending machines and now i get tons of coffee ads on youtube. I even bought a snickers once and immediately got an email from dominoes saying "Stop snacking and order a dominoes pizza today!". It's crazy how much of our info is sold these days.
I didn't even get any ads and I don't have adblocker.
* *edit* * after the calf muscle talk I got an ad for a hiking backpack. 4 minutes long wtf?
Dude, no. No ad block here. I'm just lame enough to pay youtube every month.
How does that work with your revenue anyway? I'm not actually sure, to be honest..
I just hate ads interrupting my video binging. .-.
Ken: unbuttons shirt
UA-cam: DEMONATIZED
thanks to Scott and his subtle editing he made me get the Browns joke. smooth fade to "white"
Honestly, turning off personalized ads is the best and funniest thing I've done. So many Dr. Squatch ads 😁
12:11, that is a funny looking shirt, how do you wear it? LMAO
lol yes Ken let that chest hair breathe
I like how non-techies are trying to make sense why stealing someones personal data is totally fine
UA-cam premium member gets accused of adblock
I have UA-cam premium to get rid of ads. But is that the same as ad blocking? Whatever. If blocking ads is wrong, I dont wanna be right.
@@lawilson674 blocking ads completely disables a content creator from making revenue. Premium membership on UA-cam pays creators more than the ads would
@@JahkiBoy Thank you! Glad to know that.
The pain was real 😔
Cameo Crazy yeah
I love rewatching the old videos like "you didnt see the ad because you have ad block on" as I am like "no, no I have youtube Premium. You see I am from the future"
Ken: Here's a targeted ad just for you
Ad: Pampers Helps Your Baby Move Better
Me: I DON'T HAVE A BABY
That's what you think
@@mothturtle7897 Oh No..... 😶
I am going to start using the phrase “greasy wienered sign spinner” that could be quite the epic insult
the simultaneous harmonious laugh is starting my day off right
These are like the t-shirt versions of comments where you react "well that escalated quickly," lol!
I got an ad for grammarly witch is a speling proggram, I'm guess my ad wasn't targeted :/
nonono. it was
You sure about that son?
LMAO^
Idk what whichcraft is this
Toro Baldwin
If I start seeing "anime boy simp" printed on a t-shirt in ads, I'm jumping ship.
Hits way too close to home.
I actually love the T shirt that Buff's wearing. Those blue streaks at the side make it so much better.
Btw I got an ad for Oreo biscuits
5:18 He laughs to be polite
5:21 He finally understood the point
Ok so the ad *WAS* targeted towards me. I got a Michael's ad and i was just talking about how i needed to buy more paint and yarn to make these paintings and whaddaya know😭
They heard you
They always have.
I got one for yarn and weddings not too long ago. I went in and bought 6 things of yarn that were 75% off.
@@saphire_key3364 I hope the wedding went well!! 😄
“I hope it’s just for you!” *weight loss fitness regime ad plays* man screw you guys 😂
I want to buy a lot of these random shirts and donate them to second-hand stores just to see the reactions and smile as I sip hot chocolate out of my "T-shirt".
Imagine you donated locally and end up seeing someone with that shirt on at the mall or something... 🤣
Would you tell them they have you to thank for it? Lmao.
@@Kozinu I absolutely would.
Out of your T-shirt!!! 🤣🤣🤣
It's been said before and it'll be said again, Buff's laugh cures depression.
I seriously dislike targeted ads feels like I’m being watched
It's worse when you never google or type it but only speak about it around friends or something.
You're at least being listened to. Trust me.
Yeah...I’m not sure why people let the government and corporations spy on them. We’ve come to a point where we really need smart phones and computers not sure why as a society we are cool with being spied on. We sorely need new privacy laws. It’s driving people nuts
We are being watched.
That’s because you are
LMAO! The way Dane admitted his family is from Ohio is the same way I admit I am from Ohio. The struggle is so real.
Man, I've been getting car insurance ads and I've never owned a motorized vehicle.
Be thankful. As soon as you've owned one you constantly get paper mail and calls about extending your warranty. Even when your car is under warranty and also has an extended warranty. .-.
@@Kozinu luckily I've lived in a city where I never needed a car. Maybe a motor bike in the future but a full on car? I'll dodge all that insurance pains
Yeah.. I'd probably use public transit a lot in a decent city.. Sadly I'm about 30 minutes into the country from the city.
When I lived there and used the bus I always had to carry at least a knife though as my job was at night.. there were people constantly following you or coming up to you, some made threats through the windows at myself and some fellow employees when I waited downstairs, (Some were on drugs or drunk, some just angry because it was govt property and they would get shooed away from sleeping on the benches there so they would literally go around the corner and piss on the building.
I'd wait inside the lobby with the security guard watching the cameras on the times I was lucky enough to get a ride home. I guess it really depends on the location. ><
My city is one of the worst in the country as far as segregation though if I remember correctly. (Not necessarily violence though.) So things are just chaotic sometimes as that continues to amp up any racial tension for everyone, sadly. 😞
14:23 THERE IT IS, THERE'S THE SHIRT FOR ME
Ken will slowly turn into Burt Reynolds
Ken is talking about The Incredible Machine by the sound of it.
I’m being yelled at for having Adblock, but actually I just have UA-cam Red 😭
Same
I love these guys, and the authenticity. Genuinely funny... And very real.
Okay but I really want that “Harry Potter hates Ohio” shirt
13:13 I'm pretty sure I've seen someone wear that shirt, because I vaguely remember seeing something like that and thinking, "I don't think that means what you think it does"
You guys are hilarious. Glad this was recommended to me. Sometimes I just laughed cause your laughs are contagious haha.
Who ever placed the actual youtube ad for this video is a genius lol. the second you started deliver your "targeted ad/ad blocker" joke an actual youtube ad started playing right before the screen started to black out. I was like "oh my god how did Ken do that?" lol
Or the few of us with youtube premium we don’t see your ads either lmao
I feel like they assume people would have to be stupid to pay for that...
Because it's NEVER mentioned, just accusations of using ad block.
No offense. I've been paying for that shit for a long time now. 🤣
Kozi I’ve had mine for like two years so I feel that 😅🤣 I Just rationalize it by being on UA-cam for an obsessive amount of time daily 😂
Same 💕
Greasy weinered sign spinner had my abs hurting from laughing so hard!!! I died! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Ken are you talking about the DOS game "the Incredible machine"
Best game ever 🔥
I do need to say this…. My Opa (grandfather) was a pigeon racer. They won all the time. He made a LOT of money with them. When he passed, family members tried stealing the pigeons because they were worth so much money. There’s a whole pigeon racing community in FL.
Same Jimothy. I too love meatballs and don’t trust the government
Yup
When UA-cam gives me the option to take those surveys or skip them I usually just select on quickly to move on and give a creator like 2 cents. I get some weird ads sometimes now lol
6:03
Im being yelled at for having youtube premium....
Same
I’m going to be the most irresponsible adult, 20 years from now you can bet that my entire closet is gonna be filled with these shirts lmao
"This ad is targeted just for you"
"*MURDER HOUSE FLIP*"
No-
"They gonna steal my identity? Go ahead! They gonna end up in debt, i win!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i just can't
"This ad is tailored for you!"
Ad: Hey Google, play my whales mating calls.
Lmdao I got the same one im like uuuh no spanks I just yelled at the alexa ro turn on my truck
"Even though I'm not ben, I can still get this right?" that. was. amazing.
I loved the papa's pizzaria series.
Worst part about the ad thing is I got an under armour one saying it’s calling me by name and is filled with fog while I’m terribly afraid of fog or mist. Thanks Ken. It was too much for me.
Back to back republican and democratic ads, I’m playing both sides so that always come out on top
Ken: i hope this ad speaks to you
The ad, immediately: IT WAS HARD TO FIND A JOB WITHOUT A COLLEGE DEGREE
I honestly really like the Finally legal 21 after 84 years shirt I actually think that's really smart
Ken: "I hope this ad is just for you."
Ad: *"M.D. Anderson Cancer Center..."*
Me: 😭
RIP
I don’t have ad block and a ad didn’t play. But I can see the shirts below 🤷🏼♀️
Got hit with an actual ad at 5:55 when you were mentioning merch 😂
4:55. How dare he. He will rue the day he crossed Ohio.
OKAY BUT WHY does Ken looks like Harry the werewolf from Scary Godmother😂
1 like = 1 Buff laugh
8:49 buff says “Louisiana Woman”
My mind: “HEY, LOUISIANA WOMAN, MISSISSIPPI MAN WE GET TOGETHER ANYTIME WE CAN MISSISSIPPI RIVER CANT KEEP US APART THERES TOO MUCH LOVE IN THE MISSISSIPPI HEART, TOO MUCH LOVE IN THIS LOUISIANA HEART”
Dane’s family is from Ohio? Maybe we are linked in some way?? 🤔
Maybe we're all linked some way then 🤔
Right? I'm curious from where now, because that's where my family hails from.
Buff is on it with the jokes...
"Go ahead steal my identity u gonna end up in debt... I WIN!"
Louisiana woman + Florida man= Bama Baby
Ken: "Whatever ad is about to play, I hope it's just for you."
The ad: "Try Precision One's contact lenses and see what happens!"
Me: *no vision problems at all*
My ad was someone sitting in their car talking about how I need to change my job so I don't get burnout.
I'm supposed to do drop-shipping.
I'm a student...
I never talked about cooking, sent my girlfriend a picture of a cast iron pan coz of Pubg, and there you go. Every ad is about cast iron pans.
For pigeon racing, the pigeon would sit on your head and control you like Remy from Ratatouille.