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  • @parkerdude5682
    @parkerdude5682 3 роки тому +2345

    I like how the devs were like “ok the dialog is done now”

    • @thewindwakinghero7423
      @thewindwakinghero7423 3 роки тому +114

      I love when games do that
      my narrator got pissed at me for looking at garbage so much while playing Undertale.
      welp I'm too tired so . . .
      I can name one other game with my last two functioning brain cells, the stanley parable, mr narrator, has a joke if you keep walking into the closet.
      then undertale just makes a buncha jokes about you not doing the obvious solution like undynes "just face up"
      but UNDERTALE is cheating, because that's like the whole point of the game.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 3 роки тому +16

      @@thewindwakinghero7423 Actors cost money!

    • @yol_n
      @yol_n Рік тому +9

      If you think of the game as a big teathrical play it's actually quite amusing

    • @TrademarkedIPAdress
      @TrademarkedIPAdress Рік тому +4

      @@thewindwakinghero7423 Same. In the Fable franchise, they also do the same. The amount of times where I just stand there and have the NPCs rephrase the whole "Please. We're done. Go away. That's it. No more dialogue here." thing is really hilarious lmao.

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 роки тому +1192

    "I hold all the cards. And guess what: they're all full houses. Never actually played cards, meaning to learn."
    "Ace of fours! The best hand. Unbeatable... I would imagine."
    "I hold the strings. And the cards, still. Got the cards in one hand, got the strings in the other, and I'm making you dance like a puppet... playing cards."
    Wheatley's dialogue (monologue?) is a gold mine.

    • @them6852
      @them6852 3 роки тому +37

      Hmmmm
      With all the time he mentions cards its almost like they were leading up to him being in the third Poker Night maybe as a dealer or maybe as a player but as we all know, Valve Cannot Count To 3

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 3 роки тому +9

      @@them6852 and also Telltale is dead

    • @rob_olmstead
      @rob_olmstead 2 роки тому +1

      This is even funnier when you play poker.

    • @cleverhardy5230
      @cleverhardy5230 Рік тому +6

      @Napoleonic Grenadier Yep. Wheatley got the Full House analogy wrong (Full House is Three of a Kind and a Pair in one hand). But he sorta got the Ace of Fours analogy right.
      Four of Aces (Quad Aces for short) is the highest hand with the highest number. Definitely unbeatable.

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions Рік тому +4

      You would assume if he's got the whole collection of what humans wrote, he should find a dozen card strategy and card rules books... But I bet he'd do the equivalent of holding books upside down with glasses that don't match his vision, just to look like an intellectual.

  • @Torna_Do_System
    @Torna_Do_System 3 роки тому +1800

    The Wheatley actor is so good. His personality really stands out because of this

    • @aaabatteries5576
      @aaabatteries5576 3 роки тому +70

      bruh it's Stephen Merchant

    • @pyxelm
      @pyxelm 3 роки тому +13

      @@aaabatteries5576 wow I hadn’t noticed

    • @pyxelm
      @pyxelm 3 роки тому +22

      The guy did an amazing podcast with Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington. Would recommend 10/10 lol

    • @coffeetext
      @coffeetext 3 роки тому +34

      Merchant is a fucking gem.

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension 3 роки тому +7

      @@aaabatteries5576
      wow really
      now tell me chell's

  • @trebbyog
    @trebbyog 3 роки тому +508

    Weathley just want to show his spinny blade walls and mashy spike plates to someone y u ruin his fun

  • @wheeliebin1791
    @wheeliebin1791 3 роки тому +184

    I'm starting to understand why Stephen Merchangt found these recording sessions exhausting.

  • @abercrombieblovs2019
    @abercrombieblovs2019 3 роки тому +141

    “Finally an opponent worthy of my vast intellect.”
    *goes into coughing fit*

    • @yaboirikki2596
      @yaboirikki2596 3 роки тому +20

      Every time he says that immediately I respond “Sir can you even SPELL intellect” as if he’s going to respond

  • @yol_n
    @yol_n Рік тому +214

    Weathley: 😈😳🥺😈💀
    Chell: 👽
    Glados: 🗿

    • @Rando877
      @Rando877 11 місяців тому +30

      Glados:🥔

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 11 місяців тому +22

      Glados: 🗿 🥔

  • @bluemrgutsy8351
    @bluemrgutsy8351 3 роки тому +457

    Wow their's a lot of dialogue if you just stand somewhere or do something stupid and I find it humorous.

  • @CelaLare
    @CelaLare 3 роки тому +635

    Wheatley is one my favorite characters of all time, love his quirks and quips throughout the game, even when he tried to kill us, i still love him

    • @kip258
      @kip258 3 роки тому +37

      (Spoilers)
      He's so terrible, and that's why he's so great. All this "let's escape together" then betraying you at the moment of victory, and acting fully on compulsive ideas causing him to cast you and GLaDOS into condemned aperture, thus opening up the latter 2/3rds of the game. He's such a moron, and at every single decision making opportunity, he somehow comes to the worst, most incompetent decisions every single time. He's such an excellently written character that the player can genuinly get annoyed at his sheer idiocracy and incompetence.
      Even when he's cast into space, he only apologizes at a surface level and doesn't admit (likely doesn't even realize) just how badly he treated everyone.
      The jokes are good too. 10/10 character.

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 3 роки тому +20

      I also adore him and honestly anyone who doesn’t comprehend the depth of his character and how he, at his core (bu dum tss) isn’t a bad person, doesn’t understand Wheatley.
      Love him.

    • @WheatleyTheRobot
      @WheatleyTheRobot 2 роки тому +4

      Thank you!

    • @jamesinasyay3065
      @jamesinasyay3065 2 роки тому +14

      Poor guy though. The system was corrupt and gave him the irresistible urge to test (That's how it was programmed). It wasn't his fault. That's why at the end he regrets everything.

    • @stickguy9109
      @stickguy9109 2 роки тому +8

      @@jamesinasyay3065 yeah at first he wanted to release us but then he changed his mind must be something in that body.

  • @G-Forces
    @G-Forces 3 роки тому +402

    I think Wheatley is probably the best written villain ever.

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 3 роки тому +17

      that's a little too much-
      he's an amazing villain but not the best-

    • @adamH.1
      @adamH.1 3 роки тому +26

      Wheatley is better villain than GLaDOS in my opinion, he is way more dangerous

    • @PebsBeans
      @PebsBeans 3 роки тому +48

      Probably not the best villain period but definitely the best comedic villain

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 2 роки тому +4

      @@adamH.1 and less negative than Glados, Glados breaks my soul and tears apart 🔪

    • @pokocrow
      @pokocrow Рік тому +1

      The best villain ever

  • @PotentialGrim
    @PotentialGrim 3 роки тому +252

    I'd loved this even more if GlaDOS have said something like "do it already" or something at least. Is weird that GlaDOS just ignored that you "failed" 3 consecutive times.

    • @vCavernosa
      @vCavernosa 3 роки тому +62

      She is too distracted thinking about the whole Cave Johnson thing

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 3 роки тому +52

      Shes running off a potato just trying to save energy for when the chance comes to be REALLY sassy

    • @fishraposo7192
      @fishraposo7192 3 роки тому +13

      @@nam6128 or when she sees a bird

    • @jaketheoctoling
      @jaketheoctoling 2 роки тому +12

      It would be even more funnier if she was laughing at Wheatley.

  • @marionetkarz6729
    @marionetkarz6729 3 роки тому +102

    The last part wasn't even Wheatley, it's just Stephen Merchant being mad at Karl

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 роки тому +25

    "A nemesis worthy of my vast nothing"

  • @AweEmperorofChickenKilling
    @AweEmperorofChickenKilling 3 роки тому +104

    Weathley's speeches are so good

  • @kip258
    @kip258 3 роки тому +58

    Stephen Merchant was the perfect choice to play Wheatley.

  • @drasel_
    @drasel_ 3 роки тому +202

    I like how people are still finding new easter eggs in Portal 2. It is my favorite story game and i really hope, one day, we will have portal 3.

    • @drasel_
      @drasel_ 3 роки тому +5

      @Deathevan Deathevan we got halflife alyx. They could make another portal game in VR but i think that a lot of people will be Sick from All the portál jumping and stuff.

    • @amethyst4578
      @amethyst4578 3 роки тому +12

      Next thing we know we'll find the secret good ending where Wheatley comes back to his senses

    • @chaoz7370
      @chaoz7370 3 роки тому +19

      Sadly, the Portal Series has kinda concluded with 2. Chell finally escaped, the backstory of Aperture and GladOS was revealed, and GladOS is just gonna keep doing stuff with the robots for all eternity. As much as I want more Wheatley and more Portal, it just aint likely to happen
      Edit: if they did do a Portal 3, it definetely wouldnt follow Chell any further

    • @TheCatstr
      @TheCatstr 3 роки тому +4

      Theres a chance we could get a half life 3, or half life episode 3 what with half life alyx existing, but portal is done now. There wont be a continuation of the story seen in portal 2, but there could be a game from a different story, similar to Portal Stories: Mel, but it's highly unlikely.

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 3 роки тому +2

      I saw this Easter egg long before this vid was put up.

  • @bodacious12
    @bodacious12 3 роки тому +9

    1:35 I love that little no

  • @deathgamer9753
    @deathgamer9753 3 роки тому +53

    I love that the community is still active

  • @RiskiVR
    @RiskiVR 2 роки тому +14

    You cut it too early on that second jump, he eventually continues talking about the twist ending being "twisty you can call it spinning" and so on.

  • @DiamondSan7
    @DiamondSan7 3 роки тому +26

    All these years later. All the times I have replayed this amazing game, and there are still new lines I have never heard before. Amazing, I love this game so much.

  • @SquirrelKilnBTS
    @SquirrelKilnBTS 3 роки тому +71

    I love this scene so much.

  • @korange_yt
    @korange_yt 3 роки тому +24

    still to this day, i still play portal 2. and keep playing it, so glad i found someone like me

  • @Destro65
    @Destro65 3 роки тому +5

    I played Portal 2 thousands of times and i didint even know that existed

  • @64kram
    @64kram 2 роки тому +7

    The combination of Wheatley, Cave and Glados - one of the most entertaining games ever.

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 3 роки тому +7

    I love how people are still making Portal 2 content in 2021. It's probably one of the best games ever made, and certainly the best game ever made by Valve.

    • @RiskiVR
      @RiskiVR 2 роки тому +1

      agreed, best game that has ever existed

  • @ClearTrackSpeed
    @ClearTrackSpeed 3 роки тому +8

    Can't believe I've never heard these lines after almost 10 years

  • @YZYE
    @YZYE 3 роки тому +6

    “You’re at my nothing”

  • @LPSgal10
    @LPSgal10 3 роки тому +6

    Wow, I’ve played Portal 2 and been in love with it ever since it came out in 2011 and somehow I’ve never heard this?? That’s insane

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 3 роки тому +8

    Man I had no idea there was so much dialogue! I’ve only ever got the first one, and by accident at that.

  • @maxwheatley4497
    @maxwheatley4497 3 роки тому +14

    I didn't know about this. This is awesome!

  • @stu1701E
    @stu1701E 3 роки тому +8

    Back when I first played Portal 1, immersed in the atmosphere of the game, I never imagined the main antagonist of the sequel would have a West Country accent.

  • @stupit467
    @stupit467 3 роки тому +9

    Damn, forgot how great the Voice Actor truly is

  • @aortaplatinum
    @aortaplatinum 3 роки тому +8

    I think I discovered this on accident during one of my first couple playthroughs just because I was curious to see what would happen if I jumped out. I really hope Valve makes a return to making real games soon.

  • @nerd1_
    @nerd1_ Рік тому +3

    alternate title: taunting wheatly for one minute and fifty four minutes
    YES I KNOW THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED A LONG TIME AGO

  • @speedymatt1236
    @speedymatt1236 11 місяців тому +1

    0:22 Ah, I see. Clever, veeery clever…
    0:40 FOOL!
    1:02 The puppet master!

  • @freastt
    @freastt 3 роки тому +10

    Hahahaha I remember discovering this, don't know how, I just tried dropping down to the catwalk below, and found the dialogue

  • @Ludooy.
    @Ludooy. 3 роки тому +2

    I didnt knew about this lmao. Thank you so such for uploading this.

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 Рік тому +5

    Very fun dialogue setup and so many probably missed it.
    Also, what is the music at the end?

  • @saier1414
    @saier1414 3 роки тому +15

    I like this game

  • @critiquing_chad9520
    @critiquing_chad9520 3 роки тому +6

    I've seen this before and I still love it so much.

  • @theCreature773
    @theCreature773 Рік тому +1

    I like to think Chell is doing this so that way Wheatley can just have his little moment because she knows that he’s not going to be able to run an entire underground facility as well as GLaDOS did.

  • @ruin0644
    @ruin0644 3 роки тому +8

    Haven't seen a portal video in years.

  • @michakrzyzanowski8554
    @michakrzyzanowski8554 3 роки тому +6

    I thought I knew everything about this game
    Turns out valve's smarter than me

  • @AmaroqStarwind
    @AmaroqStarwind 3 роки тому +3

    Sad that they cut out most of the dialogue from when Wheatley killed the lights in that one chamber.

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 6 місяців тому

    Even in his villainous moments, he's still pure amusing Wheatley.

  • @CatptainWhiskers
    @CatptainWhiskers 2 роки тому +2

    I can’t believe I’ve missed this….

  • @dragonking6773
    @dragonking6773 6 місяців тому +1

    I just imagine that Chell and Wheatley are actually best friends and he wanted to act like a villain to see what it's like and then Chell purposely falls into his trap and then escapes just to mess with him.

  • @GaRVAT
    @GaRVAT 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine GLaDOS’s feeling

  • @axy_the_alien7034
    @axy_the_alien7034 2 роки тому +3

    AWWWWWWWW i miss the boy

  • @AcrabStudio12
    @AcrabStudio12 2 роки тому +2

    A NEMESIS WORTHY OF MY VAST INTELLECT

  • @lucastep310
    @lucastep310 3 роки тому +1

    I think i've gotten this Easter egg a long time ago without realizing it was a Easter egg, so I just got the first line before continuing.

  • @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee5812
    @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee5812 2 роки тому +1

    when i first found out abbout this it became one of my favourite lines

  • @chrischavez7167
    @chrischavez7167 3 роки тому +2

    I think found this once but totally forgot

  • @sebastianthegoat4265
    @sebastianthegoat4265 3 роки тому +2

    dang still finding new dialogues

  • @Wings002
    @Wings002 3 роки тому +2

    Wheatley is just so funny 😂🤣😂

  • @honor_gamer
    @honor_gamer 3 роки тому +2

    Emagine this evil person fool by himself.

  • @jameswilcox511
    @jameswilcox511 3 роки тому +1

    This is.... this is amazing.

  • @GGreaper
    @GGreaper 3 роки тому +1

    wtf i have been playing this game for so long and didnt know about this

  • @lightningmonky7674
    @lightningmonky7674 2 місяці тому

    You're at my nothing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zmanwitzplan3180
    @zmanwitzplan3180 3 роки тому

    I don't know why but this video's audio seems really bass boosted

  • @Arturopakastur
    @Arturopakastur 3 роки тому +2

    Cats: meow
    Dogs: woof
    9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

  • @michakrzyzanowski8554
    @michakrzyzanowski8554 3 роки тому +1

    Spinny blade wall!

  • @PlymouthSuperbird43
    @PlymouthSuperbird43 2 роки тому +1

    Ok how did I not know this

  • @IdioticFuel
    @IdioticFuel 2 місяці тому +1

    Why did I get this dialogue on my first run-

  • @Z54
    @Z54 3 роки тому +1

    nice. cool.

  • @jax9588
    @jax9588 Рік тому +1

    I thought this was fake till I replayed that part

  • @hndz7953
    @hndz7953 Рік тому +3

    *IM SICK OF THIS* 😂

  • @Feezee223
    @Feezee223 Рік тому +1

    Next time I’m at this part I’m gonna try this I idnt know he sayed this that’s so funny

  • @Bunnle_12
    @Bunnle_12 5 місяців тому

    youre at my nothing

  • @skyspidr
    @skyspidr 3 роки тому +1

    RUFF RUFF BARK ARF WOOF WOOF BARK ARF ARF GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF BARK BARK ARF

  • @Popcornfr
    @Popcornfr 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve been trapped

  • @MisterJohnDoe
    @MisterJohnDoe Рік тому +1

    Not liking that you skipped one of the dialogue, but right.

  • @mobiletaskforceepsilon-9
    @mobiletaskforceepsilon-9 3 роки тому +8

    lol

  • @2-d162
    @2-d162 3 роки тому +5

    0 Dislikes to 226 likes? Nice.

    • @daskraut
      @daskraut 3 роки тому +1

      you called it. now there are 2 dislikes and you're to blame!

    • @2-d162
      @2-d162 3 роки тому +2

      @@daskraut Damnit

  • @n4meless24
    @n4meless24 3 роки тому

    ,.,., 2w-2k
    Love the voice actor, stands out so much, from the gentle to the oddly evil Wheatley.

  • @djsnowpdx
    @djsnowpdx 3 роки тому

    Like if you found the test where your blood might turn into peanut water for a few minutes.

  • @Infarlock
    @Infarlock 3 роки тому

    This is hidden? I heard it in any play I had

  • @maxbarraball212
    @maxbarraball212 2 роки тому +1

    ItS a PoTaTo

  • @Arturopakastur
    @Arturopakastur 3 роки тому +1

    You are not first,
    You are not last,
    But most certainly
    Nobody asked

  • @robieww
    @robieww 3 роки тому

    dude turn your ambient down a bit

  • @ciphererrortale
    @ciphererrortale 3 роки тому

    Actually it’s not hidden, people just try to avoid it.

  • @CygnusLaboratorys2056
    @CygnusLaboratorys2056 7 місяців тому

    I do not fucking remember these

  • @XtraSamurai
    @XtraSamurai 3 роки тому +1

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN

  • @faresourtrex4069
    @faresourtrex4069 3 роки тому

    What level in what chapter is this?

    • @UltimateWahee
      @UltimateWahee Рік тому

      I believe this is during The Part Where He Kills You

  • @user-hb1ms9dy8c
    @user-hb1ms9dy8c 8 місяців тому

    There is a lot of hidden dialogue and i discovered one nobody cares it is after press trap

  • @HaxxorElite
    @HaxxorElite 3 роки тому

    Wheatley is a redditor oh god

  • @Portal2Fan1234
    @Portal2Fan1234 Рік тому +1

    Lol

  • @dragonf1recdn
    @dragonf1recdn Рік тому +1

    I hate the subtitles not being accurate to the speech.

  • @XAORESS
    @XAORESS Місяць тому

    Quality: unavailable 🖕

  • @aisaguarda4481
    @aisaguarda4481 3 роки тому +2

    I did this Btw

  • @ZarKus
    @ZarKus 3 роки тому

    not really hidden...