Daz Watches I Love Elderly Women

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  • @kaylafaithspencer1078
    @kaylafaithspencer1078 5 років тому +7734

    Daz: *i need to be open minded*
    *two minutes later*
    Daz: *my mind is a prison,it’s a prison and it’s on LOCKDOWN*

    • @emmaheart6599
      @emmaheart6599 5 років тому +30

      KaylaFaith Spencer More like 30 secs later 😂😂

    • @sagethemushroom
      @sagethemushroom 5 років тому +16

      Jailbreak!!!

    • @ggc4337
      @ggc4337 5 років тому +8

      Not even 2 minutes more like 10 seconds

    • @ortology
      @ortology 4 роки тому +1

      Emma Heart 10 seconds actually

    • @emily.1762
      @emily.1762 4 роки тому

      More like 30 seconds

  • @minecraft0819
    @minecraft0819 5 років тому +4395

    Old lady- "I make my own😏"
    Daz-"YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM!!"

    • @The__mindscape-x1e
      @The__mindscape-x1e 5 років тому +41

      God...I felt like I don’t know...I loved my life before I saw this...I saw it and I want to die

    • @youneszreika
      @youneszreika 5 років тому +9

      Giggity eeeww

    • @phonixmsp382
      @phonixmsp382 4 роки тому +9

      he called it he said is she knitting a condom lol xD

    • @Marley_Jones
      @Marley_Jones 4 роки тому +4

      Weird Chicken I’ll do it for you 🤮

    • @lfcotooole
      @lfcotooole 4 роки тому +3

      Zac Harkness we all literally watched the same video makes no sense why you wrote it

  • @fizzytea_
    @fizzytea_ 6 років тому +5907

    "Aw, they're on a date on the tram. Amazing since her generation probably *built it* !"- Daz
    *W h e e z e*

    • @nikkinnom
      @nikkinnom 6 років тому +35

      you just copied someone elses comment lmao

    • @Ashley-po3zm
      @Ashley-po3zm 6 років тому +26

      That part got me, I had to pause and laughed for a good 5 minutes

    • @fizzytea_
      @fizzytea_ 6 років тому +17

      RiP I didn't see someone else commented this, apologies.

    • @Ashley-po3zm
      @Ashley-po3zm 6 років тому +31

      easteria right, because out of the 686k people that watched this, there couldn't possibly be two people with the same thought process huh?

    • @Ashley-po3zm
      @Ashley-po3zm 6 років тому +24

      LazyGeekArtist don't apologize to that twat.

  • @d3ath.x
    @d3ath.x 3 роки тому +1945

    when she said “i felt a dripping down my leg” i had weetabix in my mouth🤢😭😭😭

    • @sharonwright2935
      @sharonwright2935 3 роки тому +52

      And ThaTS on Un ApPetITe

    • @kyndalgarrett3175
      @kyndalgarrett3175 3 роки тому +30

      That was the incontinence lol

    • @Emo.Princess
      @Emo.Princess 3 роки тому +36

      Oh my god i would have vomited! 🤮🤣

    • @panchopistola8298
      @panchopistola8298 3 роки тому +21

      Dude I almost barfed legit

    • @britthay19
      @britthay19 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah that was the grossest thing I heard in the video i think, and there was a lot of gross things to choose from 🤢😷

  • @lilyg.5980
    @lilyg.5980 6 років тому +4466

    "The man has slept with an entire retirement home..."
    DAZ UR TEA, I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ohapplesauce
    @ohapplesauce 6 років тому +6417

    “Ah, they’re on a date on the tram; that’s amazing since her generation probably built it!”
    *_WHEEZE_*

  • @theegg8628
    @theegg8628 6 років тому +2379

    “OH A SELFIE,since she’s been sitting all her life waiting for oil paintings...THAT MUST BE NEW” 😂

  • @paprikaeater
    @paprikaeater 3 роки тому +205

    They really took respecting the elderly to another level

  • @samuel-mx3oq
    @samuel-mx3oq 6 років тому +2314

    “Oh a selfie. Considering she spent most of her life sitting down for oil paintings, that must be new!”

  • @lilliegreenleaf7709
    @lilliegreenleaf7709 4 роки тому +3749

    "I know they aren't hurting anyone..."
    But they're hurting my eyes.

    • @lilliegreenleaf7709
      @lilliegreenleaf7709 3 роки тому +77

      My mom and dad have a 12 year age difference, but this is too much...

    • @avastars3393
      @avastars3393 3 роки тому +22

      @@lilliegreenleaf7709 I agree

    • @poixses_
      @poixses_ 3 роки тому +10

      @@lilliegreenleaf7709 my parents have a 8 year age gap

    • @visagegm6410
      @visagegm6410 3 роки тому +11

      @@lilliegreenleaf7709 my best friend's mum's have a 25 difference

    • @Astro_OB
      @Astro_OB 3 роки тому +8

      @@lilliegreenleaf7709 yessir at first when you think about that age difference when your young and you want a girlfriend when you hit 20 and the other ones like I don’t know 28 that’s not that bad

  • @jaypegasi3769
    @jaypegasi3769 5 років тому +1384

    Who's that pokemon?
    *ITS LINDA!*
    Its low disk space!
    *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!*

  • @KISSArmySoldier
    @KISSArmySoldier 2 роки тому +155

    Marge : "this is a bodysuit"
    Daz : "God it looks like what they'd bury you in"

  • @KiaDenise
    @KiaDenise 4 роки тому +2685

    I work as a CNA at a nursing home... I find this particularly *DISTURBING*

    • @kubaj8397
      @kubaj8397 4 роки тому +95

      Good luck going to work and not having weird traumatic thoughts

    • @Ellie-ci1dq
      @Ellie-ci1dq 4 роки тому +55

      I hope you will feel better I'm disturbed t🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @kinggreg7690
      @kinggreg7690 3 роки тому +17

      I might sound stupid but what is a CNA?

    • @toxin7111
      @toxin7111 3 роки тому +6

      @@kinggreg7690 me too

    • @popblox5864
      @popblox5864 3 роки тому +23

      I *DONT* work as a CNA at a nursing home and I find this particularly disturbing..

  • @hellowonderfulperson3102
    @hellowonderfulperson3102 4 роки тому +2727

    "He's just look so great"
    Me: *no Marge, he looks like he could be your grandkid*

    • @delilahjohnson6421
      @delilahjohnson6421 3 роки тому +42

      think ab it he could be her great great grandchild

    • @silversamurai5233
      @silversamurai5233 3 роки тому +6

      Omg 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 I can't blame you for saying that!!!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅🌟🤮🤢🤮👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓👵👵👵👵👵👵👵👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🥀🌡️🌡️🌡️🌡️🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐆🐆🐆🐅🐅🐅☕☕☕☕🥂

    • @els_366
      @els_366 3 роки тому +12

      @@silversamurai5233 I-

    • @countryrat2431
      @countryrat2431 3 роки тому +10

      My grandmas name was marge... GRANNU

    • @AliJayCraft
      @AliJayCraft 3 роки тому +1

      Or her Homey jk

  • @molmae
    @molmae 6 років тому +5672

    “My mind is a prison, it’s a prison and
    *ITS ON LOCKDOWN”*

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 5 років тому +21

      That's my fucked up brain 24/7

    • @thatoneperson6171
      @thatoneperson6171 5 років тому +8

      So much for open minded

    • @thatgall900
      @thatgall900 5 років тому +2

      Molly Mae read that while he said that no joke

    • @chloerose_0615
      @chloerose_0615 5 років тому

      As he said that i read this commnet.

    • @TheKerrylou
      @TheKerrylou 4 роки тому

      I read that as he said it 😂

  • @aloevera2080
    @aloevera2080 3 роки тому +69

    Daz: " we've reacted the people on this channel who love animals" *Visibly Cringes*
    Me: I felt that

  • @ms.bobatotes3945
    @ms.bobatotes3945 4 роки тому +2767

    “ugh, i’m too old to get back in a relationship now”
    “don’t worry girl, I know some dudes”

  • @mikeamber2528
    @mikeamber2528 5 років тому +979

    *"I was gonna get a subway...after this, I was gonna go-I was gonna go get a subway...I just don't-I can't do that now can I?...Can't do that."*
    😂

    • @Miki_vaniki
      @Miki_vaniki 5 років тому +12

      Why do I always read these type of comments as it happens in the video😂😂😂😂

    • @kombatkillerz338
      @kombatkillerz338 5 років тому +5

      mIkAeL ik it always happens 😂

    • @makaylasamuelshastings8877
      @makaylasamuelshastings8877 5 років тому +1

      OMG I read this comment as he said it

  • @allicia7429
    @allicia7429 6 років тому +607

    I love how polite and funny Daz is, he never fails to make me laugh but he is so sweet and respectful of the things he is reviewing.

    • @unicorng6702
      @unicorng6702 6 років тому +4

      BluGeckos omfg same he needs to make more content I need him with my life haha 😂 😆 🤣

    • @DestronGaming1213
      @DestronGaming1213 6 років тому +2

      Not when it’s Asmr

    • @heatherbleu5370
      @heatherbleu5370 6 років тому

      BluGeckos
      He is, I just started watching him & I think he's great

  • @-luvtillx-
    @-luvtillx- 2 роки тому +67

    "I love when its all dried out and stretched out-"
    *somebody needs to take away your speaking privileges*

  • @laineyarivett950
    @laineyarivett950 6 років тому +889

    “My mind is a prison-it’s a prison ON LOCKDOWN”😂😂😂 I cried

  • @ohitsbre7535
    @ohitsbre7535 4 роки тому +1775

    “I make my own.” I’m deceased💀

  • @jesteril7211
    @jesteril7211 6 років тому +506

    When he yelled “NO, YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM!” I really laughed out loud 😂

  • @himynameis139
    @himynameis139 3 роки тому +26

    I love how he says “ Love is a force to be reckoned with” while wearing a Star Wars t shirt

  • @gracerobbins7151
    @gracerobbins7151 6 років тому +1399

    "WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH HIS FINGER! STOP IT! ITS NOT A PORK SAUSAGE!"
    I'm dead!!!😂😂😂

    • @alexcarter1821
      @alexcarter1821 5 років тому +5

      i was gonna like this but its at 666 and we need to keep this cursed comment like this xD

  • @rickyricardo113
    @rickyricardo113 6 років тому +3409

    *”... Amazing since her generation probably BUILT IIIITTT!!!”*
    I DIED 💀
    Edit: Whoa! Thank you all for the likes! I didn’t even see the popularity of this until a year later... Better late than never! 😂

  • @Nobutterflies
    @Nobutterflies 6 років тому +1756

    My appetite has left the chat

  • @emilythatch46
    @emilythatch46 3 роки тому +53

    "Considering that she spent her life setting for oil painting "🤣

  • @Lainandholls
    @Lainandholls 3 роки тому +1158

    “Ahh there on a date on the tram. Amazing since HER GENERATION PROBLY BUILT IT”
    This has me laugh crying😂😂

  • @aileenrodriguez8528
    @aileenrodriguez8528 6 років тому +604

    “Since her generation probably BUILT IT”😭

    • @musicalboi3792
      @musicalboi3792 6 років тому

      I was scrolling through the comments and saw yours as soon as he said it XD

  • @AlatOnDemand
    @AlatOnDemand 5 років тому +4565

    “Prolly slept with the whole retirement home” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rose0344
    @rose0344 3 роки тому +86

    Daz,you don’t need to apologise for being ill we all get it. Everyone gets sick honesty don’t worry 💖

  • @ItsJustChloe-yk1bv
    @ItsJustChloe-yk1bv 6 років тому +584

    "Aww, they're on a date on the tram. Amazing, since her generation PROBABLY BUILT IT" I'm dead😂

  • @spicykermit5684
    @spicykermit5684 3 роки тому +1684

    Daz: "they're not hurting anyone I guess...."
    Me: _"IT BURNS, MOTHER OF GOD IT BURNS"_

    • @thedragon731
      @thedragon731 3 роки тому +10

      HAHAHA Sorry that is just the best 100000000000000000000000/10

    • @vardevank
      @vardevank 3 роки тому +8

      This comment is underrated I-

    • @tantalizingtiddies7387
      @tantalizingtiddies7387 2 роки тому +13

      "BALD, BALD BALD"
      "MY EEYYYYEESSSSS"

    • @demon-misery7
      @demon-misery7 2 роки тому +5

      MY CORNEAS! THEYRE BURNINGGGGGGGGGGG

    • @Buzzybee33
      @Buzzybee33 2 роки тому +3

      It hurts my youth to watch this
      I’m 13..

  • @VioletMichaelisOfficial
    @VioletMichaelisOfficial 6 років тому +1896

    *granny cracks whip*
    Me: *50 SHADES OF GREY HAIR*

    • @echoradio2808
      @echoradio2808 6 років тому +97

      *granny cracks whip*
      me: *law and order: special victims unit*

    • @playergirl306
      @playergirl306 6 років тому +32

      OMG I started crying when I read this thx this has just made my day. 😂😂

    • @thecatnat3574
      @thecatnat3574 6 років тому +12

      Natasha Michaelis no, no, no lmfao!

    • @dre3421
      @dre3421 6 років тому +8

      Underrated comment lmao

    • @sophie-vr4yr
      @sophie-vr4yr 6 років тому +5

      5
      Haa

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 роки тому +35

    “DARLING IT’S NOT A PORK SAUSAGE” I AM SCREAMINGGG

  • @quietplace8455
    @quietplace8455 5 років тому +1712

    *the couple riding the tram*
    Daz: Aw, they’re on a date on the tram. Amazing since her generation *PROBABLY BUILT IT!*

  • @meaherbert6551
    @meaherbert6551 4 роки тому +1363

    You know Daz is traumatised when he doesn’t even laugh at his own jokes

  • @bonemeat3917
    @bonemeat3917 6 років тому +608

    “Is she knitting him a condom?! I hope so” had me balling 😂

  • @BTS_ARMYGIRL90
    @BTS_ARMYGIRL90 Рік тому +3

    5:54 "we all have our favourite tea. Mines just not 90 years matured" LOL!! 😂😂😂

  • @stellarbeing9490
    @stellarbeing9490 6 років тому +414

    "The man has slept with an entire retirement home" 😂😂😂

  • @rylansreborns8612
    @rylansreborns8612 6 років тому +339

    I like how Daz was more concerned about the fact that the guy was cheating on the women than the fact that he, a 31-year-old, is with a 90-year-old. Like seriously Daz has his priorities straight

    • @killermemestar9922
      @killermemestar9922 6 років тому +3

      It said he was 31 not 25 🤓🤓🤓🤓🧐🧐😌🤭

    • @rylansreborns8612
      @rylansreborns8612 6 років тому

      @@killermemestar9922 thank you i fixed it

    • @liliannjq7006
      @liliannjq7006 Місяць тому

      I completely agree with him .. to each his own as long as no one is hurting anyone like he says .. i don't find it disturbing & i feel it's disrespectful of people to say that .. but likewise what worries me is younger guys taking advantage of older women and possibly scamming them

  • @alexandramaria5025
    @alexandramaria5025 6 років тому +1150

    "Why is she whipping the cats?... why does she have so many??... WHY IS SHE WHIPPING THEM??!!" 😂

    • @kaylakell4780
      @kaylakell4780 5 років тому +8

      Shes probably insane, not only in the crazy cat lady category either. 😔

    • @alexandriagrace8241
      @alexandriagrace8241 5 років тому +3

      right it makes no sense but it was kinda crazy!!!

    • @spacemarine6550
      @spacemarine6550 5 років тому +1

      Saw this comment as it was going to the part 😂

  • @justinbay868
    @justinbay868 3 роки тому +14

    These videos make me so happy. I’ve been watching Daz all night, since I’ve been up in so much pain from my shoulder surgery. His laugh eases the pain, he’s just an awesome guy
    Much love to him ❤️👊

    • @HaydenGrace_0810
      @HaydenGrace_0810 3 роки тому +1

      @ Justin Bay
      Hey I know this comment is quite late but yeah I’ll still post it anyway so...
      oh I’m so sorry to hear that you are in pain but I hope that your surgery went well and that you get better and have a fast great recovery after your surgery and I wish you the best 🦋🤗💖❤️

    • @justinbay868
      @justinbay868 3 роки тому

      @@HaydenGrace_0810 Thankyou very much, that helps and means a lot 🥰

    • @HaydenGrace_0810
      @HaydenGrace_0810 3 роки тому +1

      @@justinbay868 oh please no need to thank me and I’m so glad I could help 🌹🤗❤️🥰🦋

  • @stevieausten7015
    @stevieausten7015 6 років тому +690

    To everyone who doesn't know about Daz's girlfriend:
    Daz was married or dating (he puts "wife invideos but said he was only dating her) a lovely woman named Kate for a while and they had an adorable little girl called Sarah. Daz and Kate split up mutually, no one cheated and no one was abusive or unfair (to my knowledge which is none of our business) they just called it off for their own reasons which we don't need to know about.
    Daz is now with another lovely woman called Em Harris and I am happy for them. Sarah is still seeing both parents and they are all happy other than people assuming things they shouldn't and things that don't need to matter to them. Just know that anything happening in Daz's life that he won't tell us is, again, none of our business and he doesn't have to tell us unless he wants to. Don't hate on Daz, don't hate on Kate, don't hate on Em and certainly don't hate or interrogate Sarah because all of that is wrong.
    And Daz, I'm sorry people are still bringing it up, I wish only great things for you Kate, Sarah and Em. Xxx

    • @milliemarly6218
      @milliemarly6218 6 років тому +3

      Stevie Austen I’m happy for him :)))

    • @catherinej1351
      @catherinej1351 6 років тому +4

      How do you know so much?

    • @stevieausten7015
      @stevieausten7015 6 років тому +2

      @@catherinej1351 Daz posts it on Instagram and Twitter.

    • @stevieausten7015
      @stevieausten7015 6 років тому

      @@catherinej1351 There are pictures of him with Em, they've been saying how good looking they both are and there is a post of them kissing on Instagram. Also there is a video on his channel called "We broke up."

    • @hannahthorn2151
      @hannahthorn2151 6 років тому +2

      Daz and Kate were never married in the first place to get a divorce, Daz has mentioned it before in a livestream and Kate has said the same thing when she responded to a comment on her Instagram.

  • @lil_lychee_
    @lil_lychee_ 6 років тому +949

    “My mind is a prison , it’s a prison and it’s on LOCKDOWN!”
    😂👏🏻😂👏🏻😂

    • @luvstae.
      @luvstae. 6 років тому +5

      Hobiii🌞

    • @kirarogers702
      @kirarogers702 5 років тому +1

      Bro yes to comment and profile pic

    • @saffronelizabeth1304
      @saffronelizabeth1304 5 років тому +2

      Armyy

    • @choisan8448
      @choisan8448 5 років тому +2

      Sun.shinehoseok My best friend’s bias is Hobi. Mine is Jiminie. Also, that part was hilarious!! ARMY

    • @aminaa8985
      @aminaa8985 5 років тому

      AYYYYEEEE

  • @LizzyThomson
    @LizzyThomson 6 років тому +3568

    When I saw that crotchless bodysuit I CHOKED

  • @ZG1RL
    @ZG1RL Рік тому +3

    At 8:03, I had the song in my head "Watch me whip; watch me naynay, watch me whip, whip, watch me naynay (Okay!) 🤣🤣

  • @unknownasf2437
    @unknownasf2437 6 років тому +324

    "My mind is a prison it's a prison ITS ON LOCK DOWN!"
    Daz=mood😂

    • @unknownasf2437
      @unknownasf2437 6 років тому +1

      OMG IVE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE A DAY AND DAZ LIKED MY POST IM DEAD AND I GOT SO MANY LIKES LIKE WTF

  • @lAmCanad1an
    @lAmCanad1an 6 років тому +541

    When he said about the Grand Canyon I thought he was hinting at it being dry and dusty lol.

  • @harithmirza5916
    @harithmirza5916 4 роки тому +5042

    First, he said "virus" and then he said "lockdown"
    This guy is so ahead from all of us

  • @Cay_008
    @Cay_008 3 роки тому +54

    Imagine your 89 year old grandma dating someone that could be her grandson

  • @alannasmith8820
    @alannasmith8820 4 роки тому +1297

    “GRANDMA ITS NOT A PORK SAUSAGE” 😂😂😂

  • @Currentlyhere7
    @Currentlyhere7 5 років тому +963

    “The first kiss was amazing I think I felt it running down my leg!”
    Daz: 😐😑
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣 **wheezes so hard***

    • @blackaliss9488
      @blackaliss9488 5 років тому +38

      She wet herself and had forgotten to put on her diapers

    • @marisstudio8253
      @marisstudio8253 5 років тому +8

      i couldnt breath rip me i did not survive this Vid

    • @highchief41
      @highchief41 5 років тому +9

      OMG made me gag...I'm happy for her, I'm sure she thinks about her late husband...God rest his soul! Hey life is short so have fun when you can, Peace!

    • @minyoongles105
      @minyoongles105 5 років тому +2

      @@marisstudio8253 hold on- just-
      *AAARRRRRRMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

    • @marisstudio8253
      @marisstudio8253 5 років тому +1

      Min Yoongles lol october is Jimin month get it

  • @ryleighsmith8548
    @ryleighsmith8548 3 роки тому +17

    7:20 killed me... "dear jesus christ" lmaoo

  • @xeoney
    @xeoney 3 роки тому +6988

    Daz: *talks about a virus*
    Daz: *says his mind is on lockdown*
    Me: *nervous sweating*

  • @kraftthebat4426
    @kraftthebat4426 6 років тому +890

    “ why is she whipping the cats.... why does she have so many... WHY IS SHE WHIPPING THEM?!?!?” true life questions

    • @juliabehr543
      @juliabehr543 6 років тому +7

      I laught so hard at this 😂😂😂

    • @empg.n
      @empg.n 6 років тому +9

      Why does she have a whip i mean i dont carry around a whip I've never even seen a frikin whip in real life

    • @aqua235
      @aqua235 6 років тому +10

      She used to be into BDSM. She mentioned it in the original documentary.

    • @lovelyrodriguez2190
      @lovelyrodriguez2190 6 років тому +6

      My mind instantly went to Catwoman seeing cats and a whip together... and I hate that my mind tied that to this. 😵

    • @bulekitty2408
      @bulekitty2408 5 років тому +1

      Gosh please whyyyyyy not my fellow cats not mr.fufflykins

  • @peachcakes5342
    @peachcakes5342 6 років тому +466

    Imagine being a waiter and waiting on what appears to be a grandmother and grandson and then they inform you it's their anniversary dinner.

  • @singeress9725
    @singeress9725 3 роки тому +18

    "I know they aren't hurting anyone..."
    They're killing my eyes

  • @mckennabones0278
    @mckennabones0278 6 років тому +637

    YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM, THATS WHAT YOU MEANT RIGHT?

    • @astrobella4620
      @astrobella4620 6 років тому +4

      Mckenna bones02 Honestly that wasn’t better tho

  • @minoshark5318
    @minoshark5318 6 років тому +289

    “My mind is a prison my mind is on lock down!” Daz 2018

  • @-saber_wingz-6882
    @-saber_wingz-6882 4 роки тому +9319

    Daz: I’ve got a virus.
    Me: *Corona Virus?*
    **Sees date**
    *O H*
    (Update ( 6th Feb 2021) : WHEN WILL THIS ISOLATION END?)

    • @jonaslocke7125
      @jonaslocke7125 4 роки тому +69

      Same

    • @levihames3305
      @levihames3305 4 роки тому +57

      •*Little Lullaby*• I thought the same thing and he said lockdown 😂😂

    • @sznsaiki1497
      @sznsaiki1497 4 роки тому +8

      •*Little Lullaby*• THATS WHAG I THOIGHT TOO UAYAUA

    • @FeddyFagbear
      @FeddyFagbear 4 роки тому +6

      That's exactly what I thought

    • @Lil.pepsimax
      @Lil.pepsimax 4 роки тому +3

      Lollll meee

  • @rosemerrett2880
    @rosemerrett2880 3 роки тому +19

    I am meant to be sleeping but at 3:20 I laughed sooo loud I nearly died from laughing so much from this point I couldn't stop laughing

  • @brittanycink4480
    @brittanycink4480 6 років тому +2017

    “You don’t need that lube. I make my own.” I died 😂😂

  • @hanapreston6365
    @hanapreston6365 6 років тому +280

    "Love is a *force* to be reckoned with"
    He said. Wearing a STAR WARS shirt.

  • @bettysun9969
    @bettysun9969 5 років тому +981

    I literally just tweeted a quote:
    “Why is she whipping her cats?”
    “Why does she have so many cats?”
    “WHY IS SHE WHIPPING THEM?!” 😂😂😂

  • @chloelizzz
    @chloelizzz 3 роки тому +13

    “My mind is an open book!”
    Two seconds later
    “My mind is a PRISON!!!”

  • @indigo3632
    @indigo3632 6 років тому +452

    Well I’m hiding my grandma now...what is society 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @gabbyweber4074
      @gabbyweber4074 5 років тому +13

      You made me choke on my drink man 😂😂😂

  • @themarveldcfan3463
    @themarveldcfan3463 6 років тому +1175

    3:12 *"GOD **_DAMN!_** IS SHE KNITTING HIM A **_COMDOM?_** I HOPE SO!!!"*

    • @RubyJoh
      @RubyJoh 5 років тому +2

      @Sean Lewis LOL🤣😂

    • @FormulaLibby19
      @FormulaLibby19 5 років тому +1

      Susanne Rose *CAUSE WHY NOT MAN*

    • @sophiemay8707
      @sophiemay8707 5 років тому

      Susanne Rose because they are shouting it why are u so bothered for

    • @Red-fh6sm
      @Red-fh6sm 5 років тому

      Sophie May ikrr

  • @kirianaremy323
    @kirianaremy323 4 роки тому +3540

    “ That woman is 77” me: No, THAT WOMAN is Michael Jackson.

  • @mono9578
    @mono9578 3 роки тому +7

    The amount of pain I feel from this one video alone is astronomical. The only relief I feel is when Daz laughs.

  • @polterrrgeist
    @polterrrgeist 5 років тому +3434

    imagine being the grandchild and seeing your granny say that kissing a 30 year old made her drip

  • @kaibeanybear9174
    @kaibeanybear9174 3 роки тому +430

    “why is she whipping the cats?-why does she have so many? WHY IS SHE WHIPPING THEM!?” I died- 7:42

  • @angieszn2072
    @angieszn2072 4 роки тому +473

    5:38
    Daz: “ I know they’re not hurting anyone”
    Me: they’re hurting my brain

  • @eivyedits2949
    @eivyedits2949 3 роки тому +70

    If your reading this after we’ve gotten out of lockdown, LUCKY YOU 😪😪

    • @King-cluckers
      @King-cluckers 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah life is good in 2025 except for the chickens that taken over the world

    • @hudsonberg-ws9gv
      @hudsonberg-ws9gv 3 роки тому +3

      I’m in America and no one cares about Covid 🅱️🅰️🅱️🅰️ 🅱️🅾️🅾️EY

    • @Zephyr616
      @Zephyr616 3 роки тому +3

      @@hudsonberg-ws9gv honestly the majority of people here don't care, and I'm with them. It's just bojo prolonging unnecessary bs. But hey, we've been out of lockdown for a week now!

    • @Chaoticchaos732
      @Chaoticchaos732 8 місяців тому

      2 years after lock down--world is much better in a lot of ways and worse in some. But I'm happy

  • @_memariah
    @_memariah 6 років тому +306

    “NO, you make your own jam. Thats what you meant right?” 😂😂😂😂 omg

  • @parishale7252
    @parishale7252 4 роки тому +512

    “Aw they are on going on a date on the train, since her generation probably built it!!!!!”
    I was trying not to be to loud laughing it was 3 am.

  • @dballin3041
    @dballin3041 4 роки тому +543

    “This man slept with a whole retirement home” 😂

  • @rosebrooks7520
    @rosebrooks7520 3 роки тому +12

    "Aw, a selfie, it must be different for her not sitting for an oil painting"
    W h e e z e

  • @angel-kg2gv
    @angel-kg2gv 4 роки тому +326

    "I feel dripping down my legs"
    Daz: Image stuck in his head forever😂😂

  • @savannahdapotato2159
    @savannahdapotato2159 4 роки тому +1573

    But just think that if that was an old man with a young girl then everyone would go
    “ pedophile “

    • @kainwinchester4434
      @kainwinchester4434 4 роки тому +152

      Or sugar daddy

    • @BadKDSky
      @BadKDSky 4 роки тому +32

      Fact

    • @mels_cookies1234
      @mels_cookies1234 4 роки тому +29

      Yes! That’s so right!!!

    • @excusemeum....8053
      @excusemeum....8053 4 роки тому +51

      Is it possible for the younger one to be the pedophile...because in this case he kinda is lmao

    • @juliannamack6073
      @juliannamack6073 4 роки тому +26

      Actually I think this is entirely false. It is completely normal to see an older guy with a younger girl.

  • @drunkenarsonist7253
    @drunkenarsonist7253 3 роки тому

    I can't even..... I never thought I'd ever see this. A shiver just ran down my spine when she said, "I make my own" Help me ugh.

  • @236am7
    @236am7 5 років тому +434

    Imagine finding out that your great grandmother having a relationship with a man younger than your other brother that’s scary omgggg

  • @shambolic2889
    @shambolic2889 4 роки тому +1505

    Daz: my mind is on LOCKDOWN
    me watching in 2020: lol same

  • @spicyedits7712
    @spicyedits7712 4 роки тому +2471

    daz: *uploads this 2 years ago*
    youtube: let’s recommend this nowwww

  • @BlkHeartx
    @BlkHeartx 3 роки тому +5

    I’m literally watching this at work & trying to quiet laugh is so hard right now! 🤣😂

  • @esbethlace8950
    @esbethlace8950 6 років тому +151

    "WHAT DOES SHE DRINK?! VIRGINS BLOOD?!??!"
    I died lmaoo

  • @playinitsolo8811
    @playinitsolo8811 4 роки тому +602

    She said " this is a body suit"
    DAZ " no that's what they burry you in"
    I'm dead😂😭😭

  • @iamangela86
    @iamangela86 6 років тому +469

    " Hot ? No her room is hot judging by her temperature gauge over here "
    LOL 😂

    • @CIR3N
      @CIR3N 6 років тому

      Iam Angela ye we heard what he said

    • @jnbarnes14
      @jnbarnes14 6 років тому +5

      @@CIR3N Calm down mate. What he said was funny and I liked it too

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 6 років тому +3

      CIR3N Fortnite lol, the op’s quoting it because it’s funny, chill your ass down.

    • @letsparchmentitupyo7566
      @letsparchmentitupyo7566 6 років тому

      Iam Angela lmao

  • @cluch-playz4985
    @cluch-playz4985 2 роки тому +5

    When I’m sad or mad I watch daz and it all changes ❤❤

  • @georgehailstone4399
    @georgehailstone4399 4 роки тому +662

    Daz: I know They're not hurting anyone
    Me: what about my eyes

    • @kiwiocto6261
      @kiwiocto6261 4 роки тому +3

      haha!!! ikr. imagine your grandma dating a person freakin 60 something years younger than her!!!!

    • @chloe-de8yo
      @chloe-de8yo 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @midnightFIN
      @midnightFIN 4 роки тому +1

      *they're

    • @coreybircher8413
      @coreybircher8413 4 роки тому

      It makes sense if it repulses us becuase biologically they are past the age of fertility. Therefore by animalistic instinct we'd have no reason to be interested in an infertile mate.
      My same argument extends to pedos.

    • @maddi7980
      @maddi7980 4 роки тому

      I was watching the video, and saw your comment when Daz said the part XD

  • @kimmycatlove
    @kimmycatlove 3 роки тому +9932

    Going to the nursing home must be like going to Disney world for them

  • @mercedelove7431
    @mercedelove7431 5 років тому +260

    “A selfie ? New coming to say she’s been sitting making oil paintings her whole life” 😂

    • @fabijeon767
      @fabijeon767 5 років тому

      i literally cried laughing at that part 😂😂

    • @fabijeon767
      @fabijeon767 5 років тому

      @Chloe Williams army's are everywhere lol hii

  • @clarepower1562
    @clarepower1562 3 роки тому +2

    0:06 Daz: I’ve been very ill with this strange virus.
    Me: nervously shaking **sprays the screen**

  • @SubscribersWithNoVideos-oe4pe
    @SubscribersWithNoVideos-oe4pe 6 років тому +314

    *FOR GOD SAKES. ITS BEEN LIKE 5 VIDEOS AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T FIRED LINDA. PLEASE! END HER SUFFERING!*

  • @swagqueen9823
    @swagqueen9823 4 роки тому +287

    Am I the only one who died when he started laughing and says “no” and shouts “NO!” “YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JAM” omg lmao 🤣🤣

  • @mollydunham7690
    @mollydunham7690 6 років тому +582

    So ready for Daz’s reactions😂😂 “love is a force to be reckoned with” so true Daz

    • @JoeyMoon
      @JoeyMoon 6 років тому +1

      i love killing elderly people its really fun and good for you

    • @rxrgw3101
      @rxrgw3101 6 років тому +3

      Why Not? What in living HELL is going on in that goldfish mind of yours ?

  • @bluedog7902
    @bluedog7902 3 роки тому +6

    Daz: I need to be opened minded
    1 minute later
    *MY MIND IS ON LOCK DOWN*

  • @llamalover8551
    @llamalover8551 6 років тому +1900

    DAZ:”I know there not hurting anyone”
    ME: “THERE HURTING MY EYES”

    • @emmabrown4503
      @emmabrown4503 6 років тому +28

      they're*
      no shade!!11 just helping u for english class (((((((((:
      they're= they are

    • @JohnnyKronaz
      @JohnnyKronaz 6 років тому +13

      *they're
      Lots of shade, you both suck at English.

    • @beaughtoonz
      @beaughtoonz 6 років тому +5

      I’m your 200th like and SAME.

    • @albie898
      @albie898 6 років тому +3

      Daily Dances and your poor grammar is hurting my eyes

    • @gvymamdvcnj131309
      @gvymamdvcnj131309 6 років тому +5

      @@-liv-6907 lmfao that irony. I hope you did that on purpose bc that's hilarious.

  • @daddyshrek3367
    @daddyshrek3367 4 роки тому +606

    "There going on a date on that train, her generation probably built it!!"
    That sent me flying 😂😂

    • @fcus3757
      @fcus3757 4 роки тому +3

      Tram*

    • @Cr00ked_cosplays
      @Cr00ked_cosplays 3 роки тому +2

      Did you sprout wings-? 😂😂😂

    • @Demeza16
      @Demeza16 2 роки тому

      @@Cr00ked_cosplays 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Demeza16
      @Demeza16 2 роки тому +2

      Your pfp and your name just made my day

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 2 роки тому

      They’re****