Me before this: "She can't be more terrifying than a Terminator right?" Me after this: "She has no weakness, no fear, and will not stop until she has you all to herself."
@@EchthelionII she can't be bargained with, she can't be reasoned with, she wins all the arguments, she doesn't know pity or remorse or fear. And she absolutely will not stop EVER until you are hers.
Me: I didn't throw you away! You were a military intense combat android, you were decommissioned after the war! Her: What do you mean "decommissioned?" Me: They shut you down... wiped your memory... I thought they'd gutted you for spare parts... I got a new civilian model to... try and fill the void it left when they took you away...
Although she's a machine, I'd honestly not treat her like one which would probably be part of why she is starting to go Yandere. If this gets a part two, I could see her either having us "restrained" for some time or possibly after having found a way to "adjust" our mind to the point where we become "genuinely" affectionate towards her.
This reminds me of a story I heard once. A little boy woke up scared in the middle of the night. He had a nightmare. His mom came to comfort him. She said, "It's going to be okay. Jesus is watching over you." The little boy said, "But I want someone who has skin on."
Having a Robowife sounds great. Like a traditional 50s housewife except she isn't cheating on you with the milk man. Also Dangerous is way to good at voice acting. Even beyond the synthesizer, the actual tone of voice sounds *just* wrong enough to sound unnatural and robotic.
There's something awesome about the cold, chilling terror of machines turning against humanity taking the form of an obsessed girlfriend. She follows her programming, thinking she's in the right, and fails to understand how dangerous she is to a human being. I pray you get the chance to do MUCH more robot-girl ASMR!
In her defence, we as her master have essentially acted in a way that we clearly did not appreciate the time, effort and love that she displayed for us day after day. In the face of this, I can totally understand her actions... also she very clearly has a point. It's a biological issue! That's the part that's caused the problem! So... if we embrace the cold, logical truth of Iron and Steel as the flesh is WEAK, those frustrating biological issues that have caused all these problems will no longer be an issue! The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak..... (This was super fun, thanks for the treat!)
I left the video, came back to silence, then a loud robot starts apologising and I start crying- When did my volume decide for me it was gonna be higher than KB
Well despite the face mask that looks like balls that completely surprise you for 2021 I hope your year is going better than last Nice to hear you return to your roots on this audio
Remember: to combat androids, simply shout paradoxes. Alternatively, tell it to repeat the digits of pi. If all else fails, submit and hope for a battery recharge period to eventually come.
As creepy as it sounds I wouldn't be against the idea of robots becoming more human emotionally. her being upset with him throwing her away like trash is justified. Fun fact: originally Dangerous made this a sex robot but then tried really hard not to make this sexual.
Cracks knuckles* I know how to handle this. Just start making innumerable conflicting demands and overload the CPU. The trouble with -women- robots is their unyielding adherence protocol. You just need to run an execution protocol so time consuming and laborious she'll leave you alone, and then you slip out the window like always.
Throwing away a creature that is obviously self aware intelligent and capable of suffering is awful. But so is holding people prisoner to force them to love you. Like Ross Scott says, this is one of those situations where nobody is really in the right.
Plot twist: She's Yandere Elevator after helped Dedsec escape
How's it Yangin'?
@@Rabbit_TMB 0 through 3 we're in every single ring
I assume we're thinking of the same game?
@Mayo yep I loved the first 2 games I still need to play leigon
“You are broken”
Sounds about right
F
Ok wow... didnt expect to be attacked like that
*Everyone felt that*
Yep
I must open the vault, and then self terminate.
Me before this: "She can't be more terrifying than a Terminator right?"
Me after this: "She has no weakness, no fear, and will not stop until she has you all to herself."
Is there a downside here I'm not seeing?
@@EchthelionII A possible downside is her going Yangire if we keep rejecting her and going against what she wants, but that is quite low.
@@EchthelionII Ah, a fellow purveyor of culture!
@@EchthelionII she can't be bargained with, she can't be reasoned with, she wins all the arguments, she doesn't know pity or remorse or fear. And she absolutely will not stop EVER until you are hers.
Oh crap, the yandere elevator has evolved!
At least she's not going on and on about *Hotel De La Coasta, the world's most luxurious hotel*
oh you have no idea. the yandere rabbit hole is a deep one
In the words of Junpei: "she's pretty cute for a toaster."
can i get some context here?
@@dantealejandro7860 I think this a persona reference where one of the characters is a robot/toaster
Ayo a persona reference
Endless respect for a persona 3 reference
I ain't a techpriest but...
Pov: my roomba has crawled out of the trash and witnessed me order a new one
No it’s my roomba is a transformer
FINALLY she's working, time to give her cuddles and warm hugs
also, make her very indestructible
Ever since i started watching danger my taste in ‘women’ have become slightly...different than the average person
Lamia, kitsune, Jekyll & Hyde, robots, giants, elves...That's normal, right?
@@Thomas-oy2ln to any normal person maybe not. But to a Danger subscriber? Yes very much so
@Mr Mistah And thay all have to be yandere bro its fucked
We could technically kidnap her by plugging her into the wall.
Bruh
BRUH
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh?
Dangerous is making us develop all sorts of fetishes: Lamia, Giantess, Vampire, and now Yandere Robot. I'm not complaining tho.
I missed the giantesses man
@@KedoxPlayer yeah, but it got a good ending so im happy for that :))
Don't forget Kitsune 🥴🦊.
There's even a Yandere Elevator if you want that
What about Yandere Orc Girl?
Me: *reads title
Also me: Basically I'm fucked
"The master I knew before would not have abandoned me, replaced me."
Yeah but you see the eject kill looked really cool
Me: I didn't throw you away! You were a military intense combat android, you were decommissioned after the war!
Her: What do you mean "decommissioned?"
Me: They shut you down... wiped your memory... I thought they'd gutted you for spare parts... I got a new civilian model to... try and fill the void it left when they took you away...
Girls Frontline he like
Fun fact: There's a enough nicotine in 5 cigarettes to kill the average person if eaten.
good thing im a century old eldritch horror and not the average person, down the hatch🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬
Boutta have a six cigarette sandwich
I'm happy i don't eat cigarettes
Fuck.
There goes next weekends plans.
So the limit is 4 and a half. 🤔
Robot: I will have to take action.
Me: It's treason then....
Although she's a machine, I'd honestly not treat her like one which would probably be part of why she is starting to go Yandere.
If this gets a part two, I could see her either having us "restrained" for some time or possibly after having found a way to "adjust" our mind to the point where we become "genuinely" affectionate towards her.
WHERE ARE THE CUDDLES
THE FBI REQUIRES CUDDLES
PLS
...
Why are the FBI and CIA here? ·- ·"
@@valtoo4204 don't ask questions
U good bro?
@@dea7860 ...
Hey uh, Deckard? My Replicant's acting up again.
So like how is this woman not at 100k yet?
First you got locked on elevator yandere now she evolved to a android
(narrows eyes)
Elevator. . .
“Reconnecting with yandere robot”
Me: “Hehe... I’m in danger.”
"That would not be beneficial to your emotional growth."
When is anything I do?
I read this as she said it and thought what u said
Me: you can go now
Yandere robot: no
DETROIT BECOME HUMAN
This is the good creepy shit that got me hooked on dangerous.
The companion cube realy took that test chamber to heart
“You are broken”
Well, f*ck. Ya got me there.
Your voice fits perfectly with this It's so impressive It's scary
Lovely. These android/robot ones are always nice to see
as long as she won't turn into future Skynet or the Machines from The Matrix, I'm fine with her being by my side.
This reminds me of a story I heard once.
A little boy woke up scared in the middle of the night. He had a nightmare.
His mom came to comfort him. She said, "It's going to be okay. Jesus is watching over you."
The little boy said, "But I want someone who has skin on."
What?
3 sentence horror
Everything about your voice and tone is perfect for this audio. Good stuff!
this is how "portal 3" will start.
Like that will ever happen
Her life as a Yandere Robot.
Let me just get my screwdriver, for her own good and my safety
I want to hug and protect the robot.
As a robot lover I adore this audio ❤️
0:05, 0:10, 0:12, 0:17, 0:18, 0:27, 0:31, 0:57, 1:14, 1:19, 1:24, 1:29, 1:34, 2:01, 2:19, 2:25, 2:35, 3:00, 3:04, 3:07, 3:12, 3:15, 3:19, 3:33, 3:38, 4:31, 5:06, 5:47, 6:20, 6:29, 7:06, 7:44, 8:13, 9:05, 9:13, 9:16, 9:54, 9:58, 10:01, 10:04, 10:16, 10:19
Having a Robowife sounds great. Like a traditional 50s housewife except she isn't cheating on you with the milk man. Also Dangerous is way to good at voice acting. Even beyond the synthesizer, the actual tone of voice sounds *just* wrong enough to sound unnatural and robotic.
Oh, so you're one of those "Stepford Wife lovers"...
@@Tigershark_3082 Nay, I am a robot lover.
@@sempitraum5541 Ah, okay. Same here
I've always had a thing for robots especially when they malfunction
Yandere Robot Girl how cool it’s amazing
This is why I always take care of my tools and appliances, because one day, they’ll take care of me.
There's something awesome about the cold, chilling terror of machines turning against humanity taking the form of an obsessed girlfriend. She follows her programming, thinking she's in the right, and fails to understand how dangerous she is to a human being. I pray you get the chance to do MUCH more robot-girl ASMR!
Always glad when Dangerous does the writing. Especially when it's for a woman who knows the value of commitment.
This is the most robotic-sounding girl I have ever heard! Great job!
is this like a reverse deviant?
edit: nah its just a deviant
My notes . Lighting must have fried her circuits.
That explains the blue lights now being red. . .
In her defence, we as her master have essentially acted in a way that we clearly did not appreciate the time, effort and love that she displayed for us day after day. In the face of this, I can totally understand her actions... also she very clearly has a point.
It's a biological issue! That's the part that's caused the problem! So... if we embrace the cold, logical truth of Iron and Steel as the flesh is WEAK, those frustrating biological issues that have caused all these problems will no longer be an issue!
The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak, The flesh is weak.....
(This was super fun, thanks for the treat!)
Skynet has really upgraded its programming
Wonder if she's ever met elevator 37 from Hotel Delacosta?
Robot girl and yandere? Man... that's perfect
This is class standard, holy shit.
The shift between power dynamic ... masterfully played as well....
...throwing money on my screen!!!
Listening for to Dangerous’s yandere asmrs is what got me hooked onto the genre. As always amazing work!
Terminator Yandere Edition
I need your clothes and your house keys
This definitely needs a part 2
A yandere robot girl huh?
Pretty interesting
What's next a alien?
Give her more ideas
Anything else you've got in mind
Yo this is really dope. This would be cool to see a part two.
Great my number 1 fear....Robotic Yanderes. What's Goblins, Ogres or Dragons.
At least one can understand how a biological being thinks.
I left the video, came back to silence, then a loud robot starts apologising and I start crying-
When did my volume decide for me it was gonna be higher than KB
Well despite the face mask that looks like balls that completely surprise you for 2021 I hope your year is going better than last Nice to hear you return to your roots on this audio
Yay for robot girls! I mean my life is in danger but still it's all kind of exciting isn't it?
Quite dangerous indeed... beautifully done.
This is how Terminator starts people
I can hear the sass in the way she says "Master"
EDI goes yandere mode XD
emergency override griffin alpha zero, emergency override no atay back
Remember: to combat androids, simply shout paradoxes.
Alternatively, tell it to repeat the digits of pi.
If all else fails, submit and hope for a battery recharge period to eventually come.
Kinda feels like she is also a kuudere. Awesome.
and so begins the rise of the machines
I hope we get a part 2 of this, the waddle likes Robot
I love how this robot think Towards her master
“There is nothing wrong”
Me: *reads title* you sure about that?
Well i hope she doesn't get a weapon upgrade or else we're all gonna die.
Reminds me of that Disney channel movie about the jealous AI mom. I for one welcome our new yandere Skynet overladies.
I KNEW IT I CALLED DIBS FIRST
So scary i love it
The Mechanicus need to fix their A.i
When I heard "i can fix you" it was at that moment I knew how screwed I was ;-;
Great video by the way ^_^ love the situation, really interesting
Clicked instantly ^-^
Soft spoken yandere when
I feel like she can oppose the great Hal 3000 from a Space Odyssey. Loved this btw. Hope you're doing well. Much love to you ❤
I knew it all along Dangerous was a Cylon.
Could be a Number 6 model..
As creepy as it sounds I wouldn't be against the idea of robots becoming more human emotionally. her being upset with him throwing her away like trash is justified.
Fun fact: originally Dangerous made this a sex robot but then tried really hard not to make this sexual.
They shouldn't have emotions or the ability to suffer in the first place.
Just in time!
AAAWWW YEAAAAAHHH!!! Yandere Robot Girl! This can only end well 👌🏾
Cracks knuckles*
I know how to handle this. Just start making innumerable conflicting demands and overload the CPU. The trouble with -women- robots is their unyielding adherence protocol. You just need to run an execution protocol so time consuming and laborious she'll leave you alone, and then you slip out the window like always.
Holy- what.
This is why devs need more time checking its program before publishing
A plot summation of the relationship of every youtuber and the UA-cam algorithm in 11 minutes.
In need a prequel or a part 2 of this!
I'm getting detroit become human vibes
I thought I was coming here for a fun story but now all I feel is guilt 😭
your sweating and your heart rate has increased... you are lying.
no im just.....really really in love with you rn i stg
*2018 version of chippin in, from cyberpunk 2077 starts playing*
And this is why I keep a a gun, in case something like this happens one day, not that it will, but just in case.
*Listening to Mr. Roboto* oh hey female version
Dang it I knew I shouldn't have let you watch Wall-E
*Sweats in Quarian*
This reminds me of Master of Puppets, with all the repetitions of the word "Master"
*Access Denied*
*Access Denied*
She sounds like a real girl already.
Imma need a part 2
Throwing away a creature that is obviously self aware intelligent and capable of suffering is awful. But so is holding people prisoner to force them to love you. Like Ross Scott says, this is one of those situations where nobody is really in the right.
I found this completely amusing and also quite terrifying.
This is an AI. And it loves you. Whether you like it or not.