Cris Collinsworth - "I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick them a little bit"

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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
  • "High School Girls love me"

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  • @MrDogfish83
    @MrDogfish83 3 роки тому +3179

    For anyone wondering, based on the score/teams/MNF, this was aired November 12, 1984.

    • @armysniperman80
      @armysniperman80 2 роки тому +69

      Yep, I didn't even see this comment before I did about 20 minutes of detective work.

    • @magiccheeseball
      @magiccheeseball 2 роки тому +43

      Sounds about right the song playing came out in oct 1984

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 2 роки тому +27

      Wasn’t wondering at all.

    • @jiiig8667
      @jiiig8667 2 роки тому +67

      Ahhh dude this guy's gotta be sweatn today... 14? 😆🤣

    • @tomford7983
      @tomford7983 2 роки тому +40

      So he was 25 at the time.

  • @ProgShell
    @ProgShell 3 роки тому +6029

    The 80s where a crazy time where you could say “My type is dumb 14 year olds” and be perfectly okay with that being broadcast on national TV.

  • @danielt.1993
    @danielt.1993 2 роки тому +1317

    I like how the quote that’s featured in the title isn’t even the worst thing that was said in this interview

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD Рік тому +1

      What was?

    • @matthewschmidt5069
      @matthewschmidt5069 Рік тому +102

      "14-18 year old girls like me" 🤣

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Рік тому +8

      HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @AtSafeDistance
      @AtSafeDistance Рік тому +32

      The worst thing nobody has said anything about. That is that our economy has gotten so bad that a $1000 bill wouldn't turn the head of any decent gold digger these days.

    • @a55tech
      @a55tech Рік тому +3

      i like how utterly blue pilled you are

  • @ewalker1981
    @ewalker1981 2 роки тому +2249

    They should surprise Cris with this flashback on a broadcast!

    • @pauljones8739
      @pauljones8739 2 роки тому +75

      Only if they wanted to get rid of him and were not afraid of a lawsuit

    • @gregd6706
      @gregd6706 2 роки тому +68

      Why? Collinsworth is goin nowhere and so he shouldn't. What did he say wrong? He said 14-18 year olds seem to like him. He didn't say that he liked THEM. 14 year old girls put up posters of older "hearthrobs" in their bedrooms all the time. Does that make the "hearthrob" a pedophile? This was posted 3 years ago and NOTHING has ever been said about it and rightfully so.

    • @stephenroberts2526
      @stephenroberts2526 2 роки тому +131

      @@gregd6706 Nah. He said he had the "BEST LUCK" with 14-18 year olds. That is a far cry from just them liking him. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what a early to mid 20 year old means by luck.

    • @gregd6706
      @gregd6706 2 роки тому +20

      @@stephenroberts2526 Watch it again and LISTEN this time. Please timestamp where you hear him say "best luck" in the video. You can't because he LITERALLY NEVER said it.

    • @gregd6706
      @gregd6706 2 роки тому +9

      @@thomasdietz-wpm1c793 Meh...please explain in detail what exactly he said wrong. I'll wait with anticipation. DON'T start with "high school girls love me....14 to 18 I'm a big star with them"......please explain to me what is wrong with that statement. 14-18 year old girls put up posters of their "idols" on their bedroom walls all the time and no one "bat's an eye". He NEVER said "he loved THEM"....NOR did he even IMPLY it. If Justin Bieber said "14-18 year old's seem to love me" would that make him a "pedo"? I think not. Why is this different?

  • @pokemongo-up3rq
    @pokemongo-up3rq Рік тому +1667

    The mark of a truly great football player. Never quits, even when laws and standards of decency say you probably should.

    • @thunderpooch
      @thunderpooch Рік тому +10

      Yawn

    • @MinisterJokes
      @MinisterJokes Рік тому +5

      Thing is...he was NEVER great. Not even a little great, none.
      Below average ball player.
      I ain't hating on his long game, he doin his thing, but to say he was great is inaccurate.

    • @jonspengler5891
      @jonspengler5891 Рік тому

      Let’s take it from you

    • @Dabaroonskii
      @Dabaroonskii Рік тому +19

      @@MinisterJokes I mean he made 3 all pro teams I'd say he was pretty good

    • @s.s7337
      @s.s7337 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Dabaroonskii He was alright but nothing spectacular

  • @wuflestad101
    @wuflestad101 2 роки тому +5394

    Collinsworth: best luck is with 14-18 year olds
    Chris Hansen: why don’t you Go ahead and have a seat

  • @Hollowsmith
    @Hollowsmith Рік тому +911

    "I like tricking girls that aren't too bright, 14 to 18 I'm a big star with them." How this man survived the #MeToo movement we may never know.

    • @77-ty7gb
      @77-ty7gb Рік тому +124

      He never said he dated them. At all.
      He said they like him.
      It was a joke that when women mature they find him immature.

    • @countryman032
      @countryman032 Рік тому +2

      @@77-ty7gb Yes that is what he meant but the dude went straight from talking about dating girls to he likes girls dumb because they're easy to trick to girls 14 to 18 like me. The fact that he was comfortable phrasing it like that is a testament to how wildly different it is nowadays compared to the 80s.

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 Рік тому +26

      @@halomaster9640 Peyton preemptively sued his victim into oblivion like, 15 years before MeToo happened

    • @Vicious0Sephiroth
      @Vicious0Sephiroth Рік тому +43

      It's just hilarious because it sounds terrible. Like... don't say you like tricking girls that aren't too bright with no specifics then mention underage girls immediately after. That sounds BAD

    • @patrickkenney2259
      @patrickkenney2259 Рік тому +8

      You are mixing up his words. He's saying highschool chicks are into him. How is that wrong? You cant do shit about that lmao.

  • @datsapaddlin
    @datsapaddlin Рік тому +659

    Lmao imagine if an athlete said this today 😂. The 80s was wild asf.

    • @FinancialClout
      @FinancialClout Рік тому +21

      If it was ok to openly say this about sex... imagine what was openly ok to say about race

    • @ronaldomontero3624
      @ronaldomontero3624 Рік тому

      I'll say the 90s is a lot crazier

    • @datsapaddlin
      @datsapaddlin Рік тому +20

      @@ronaldomontero3624 The 80s was a little crazier in my opinion

    • @datsapaddlin
      @datsapaddlin Рік тому +3

      @@SpartanArmy117 Saying what he said was definitely wild 😂

    • @newerax1009
      @newerax1009 Рік тому +32

      @@FinancialClout not sure why race has to come into this - you guys love to introduce it any chance you get

  • @jameshartley8959
    @jameshartley8959 2 роки тому +2420

    Chris Hansen "why don't you take a seat right there."

  • @thebestofmosdef
    @thebestofmosdef 6 років тому +2439

    He's the real life Wooderson from Dazed & Confused. "You know what I love about those high school girls....I keep getting older, and they stay the same age."

  • @jnordne2
    @jnordne2 Рік тому +23

    "I love watching and listening to Cris Collinsworth."
    -Helen Keller

  • @mcsaldana12
    @mcsaldana12 5 місяців тому +9

    If there's grass on the field, play ball!
    -Chris Collinsworth

  • @kaiballa
    @kaiballa 6 років тому +3958

    Now here's a girl............

    • @ocbusfan
      @ocbusfan 3 роки тому +6

      300th Like!

    • @jenniferprince2674
      @jenniferprince2674 3 роки тому +5

      I just seen this clip for the first time and that is the exact phrase that popped into my head. I was going to comment word for word what you said and then I came across your 3 year old comment. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tobyreinhardt9022
      @tobyreinhardt9022 3 роки тому +2

      What does that mean??

    • @jenniferprince2674
      @jenniferprince2674 3 роки тому +92

      @@tobyreinhardt9022 it's because it's a clip of Chris Collinsworth talking about girls and when he commentates a football game he always says "Now here's a guy..." probably 20 times in a game when talking about a player. So since he was talking about girls it was just funny to play off of his famous phrase and instead say, "Now here's a girl".

    • @ryanstrickler5692
      @ryanstrickler5692 3 роки тому

      🤣

  • @marine47ncaa25
    @marine47ncaa25 2 роки тому +1332

    “90% of the game is half mental and 90% of Chris Collinsworth’s conquests are underage.”-John Madden

    • @blasphemedheretic
      @blasphemedheretic 2 роки тому +7

      no way he said that?? 😲

    • @casondajoint9505
      @casondajoint9505 2 роки тому +65

      @@blasphemedheretic Bro... get a grip of yourself.

    • @renieshakur7409
      @renieshakur7409 2 роки тому +2

      Keep the 🐐 name out of your mouth!!! 😤

    • @jaybird9988
      @jaybird9988 2 роки тому +15

      "90% of the game is half mental" is a Yogi Berra quote...not John Madden

    • @goldenstate2192
      @goldenstate2192 2 роки тому +2

      They say it's 85% mental, and 15% physical..

  • @doesnotexist305
    @doesnotexist305 Рік тому +1600

    Chris Collinsworth was really rolling around in the 80s with a pocket full of 100 dollar bills smashing 18 year olds. What a guy.

    • @tupelomississippiflash968
      @tupelomississippiflash968 Рік тому +1

      He said 14. - 18 ?? That means he is a pedophile. Probably on Epstein’s plane a few times , and the island . What a shithead .

    • @powertrip6426
      @powertrip6426 Рік тому +1

      Admiring pedos, disgusting

    • @jamesoakley9333
      @jamesoakley9333 Рік тому +22

      So when he's praising tom brady....

    • @IHateNicolasCage
      @IHateNicolasCage Рік тому +83

      TB: “I’m 12”
      CC: “They’re 12”

    • @spencerdavis507
      @spencerdavis507 Рік тому +19

      @Bryan Smith quite the accusation

  • @TimeGallon
    @TimeGallon Рік тому +26

    “14-18 is really what I like”
    -Chris Collinsworth,
    during an interview set to air on national television

    • @66limelight
      @66limelight Рік тому +4

      He said "14 to 18, I'm a big star with them" and "High school girls love me."
      If he had actually said "14 to 18 is really what I like" I don't think he'd be broadcasting NFL games today lol. Thank God he didn't say he was dating any of them!

    • @GORILLA_PIMP
      @GORILLA_PIMP Рік тому +1

      @@66limelight
      C'mon
      You know he did

    • @TimeGallon
      @TimeGallon Рік тому

      @@66limelight the segment is about his life as an eligible bachelor and he literally said I like to trick them… once they mature past 18, they start to realize there’s better out there.

    • @iamborg3of9
      @iamborg3of9 Рік тому +2

      @@TimeGallon
      this is the word for word comments, your comments make it sound like he said he likes to trick 14 year old girls. and that is not what was said.
      like the crafty player he is, you never know when to take him seriously.
      I like girls who are not too bright, because you can trick them a little bit.
      the punk rockers all love me those are my big girls
      high school girls love me, 14-18 I’m a big star to them as soon as they mature after about 18 years old, {they go}wait a minute I know there is better than that out there.

    • @ericruiz1036
      @ericruiz1036 11 днів тому +1

      And the editor like "yeah, roll with it" 😂😂😂😂

  • @angelhr79
    @angelhr79 2 роки тому +421

    He totally had that Mathew McConaughey vibe. "The thing about high school girls, I get older, they stay the same age"

    • @lefteyefalconeer
      @lefteyefalconeer 2 роки тому +23

      He looks exactly like McConaughey in Dazed and Confused

    • @michaeljames4630
      @michaeljames4630 Рік тому +5

      "yes they do."

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Рік тому

      Guys,
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @sethbrolsma516
      @sethbrolsma516 Рік тому

      Alright alright alright

    • @melonie_peppers
      @melonie_peppers Рік тому

      He kinda looks like him too

  • @FortheLuIz
    @FortheLuIz 2 роки тому +689

    Chris: "I like girls that aren't too bright.."
    Also Chris: "I walk around with one hundred dollars bills hanging out of my pockets"

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Q9TXjIadhq0/v-deo.html

    • @ryanbowen9718
      @ryanbowen9718 Рік тому +21

      You aren’t that bright if you think he was being literal

    • @venicec3310
      @venicec3310 Рік тому +1

      Called bait my boi

    • @newerax1009
      @newerax1009 Рік тому +4

      Yeah.. that one flew right over your head

    • @shawnjenkins7469
      @shawnjenkins7469 Рік тому

      @@venicec3310 … or in his case, bail.

  • @avaaaaaaa5057
    @avaaaaaaa5057 Рік тому +10

    I’m bright enough to never want to sleep with Chris Collinsworth

  • @jackrosado746
    @jackrosado746 Рік тому +8

    "And I'm told we have a clip of Chris from back in the day talking about the women they go through as NFL players"
    Chris: *immediately perspires*

  • @VisualTreats4U
    @VisualTreats4U 2 роки тому +291

    That went from pretty funny to horrifically embarrassing in one sentence.

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Рік тому +1

      HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 Рік тому

      lol for real

    • @itscebby8882
      @itscebby8882 Рік тому +1

      @@Praise___YaH Cool story bro

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Рік тому

      @Timmy Audio
      No jesus is not, HERE is Our Savior
      HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH”
      YaH is The Heavenly Father
      YaH arrives via the TENT OF MEETING
      YaH was Who they Crucified for our sins
      ** NO FEMALE INVOLVED WHATSOEVER **
      - Ancient Semitic Cuniform of Moshe (Moses)
      - Hebrew Book of Isaiah (The Original Isaiah)
      Isaiah 42:8
      "I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols.
      Isaiah 43:11
      I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me.
      Isaiah 45:5
      I am YaH, and there is none else.

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Рік тому

      @Timmy Audio
      jesus and the jesus story is the story of the Fallen of Genesis 6, written by “THOSE” from Israel, where the “gods/Fallen” had “sons” with the “virgin” daughters of man

  • @mrtony1985
    @mrtony1985 2 роки тому +164

    Chris Collinsworth slides in and says, "Now here's a girl who's 14 and not that bright." 😏

    • @jarenjackson7139
      @jarenjackson7139 2 роки тому +6

      Geeez!..... I wonder why 14 year Olds aren't so bright....... maybe because their still children ?

  • @soysaucehairdye7869
    @soysaucehairdye7869 Рік тому +16

    'That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.' - Cris Collinsworth

  • @raggamuffin2682
    @raggamuffin2682 Рік тому +75

    "I like high school girls 14 to 18 years old, cuz once they get any older then 18 they realize that there is better out there than me" ~ Chris Collinsworth

  • @jdls12
    @jdls12 3 роки тому +264

    Came to see what he said during the Steelers vs ravens and found this...lmao gotta love football

    • @Racso88e
      @Racso88e 3 роки тому +14

      A compilation video with all the hilarious shit he says on live tv.
      “Come right on her face”
      - Chris Collinsworth

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 3 роки тому +1

      I saw this a while ago and completely forgot about it until now

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 3 роки тому +7

      @@Racso88e I've wanted a "Now here's a guy" compilation for a while now, I'm surprised no one has done it by now.

    • @apacheco4772
      @apacheco4772 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigpharmasports9120
    @bigpharmasports9120 2 роки тому +400

    Joe Buck: "a disgusting display by Chris Colinsworth"

  • @frankmat
    @frankmat Рік тому +24

    God bless the 80s. Nothing will ever be as good as the 80s were

    • @Mastertrollin1
      @Mastertrollin1 Рік тому +5

      We know u a chris fan then lol

    • @jvbble
      @jvbble 8 місяців тому

      ur a creep

    • @Aaron_Davis
      @Aaron_Davis 7 місяців тому

      My man said when they get out of high school they wisen up to him. Nothings as good as that?

  • @jericho2281999
    @jericho2281999 2 роки тому +51

    “I like’em with a full sweater and an empty head!”- Ric Flair

  • @89G
    @89G 2 роки тому +74

    I was just waiting for him to say "Alright, alright, alright". He looks just like Wooderson!

    • @philvacanti1446
      @philvacanti1446 2 роки тому

      He's arranging a kegger at the watertower as we speak

  • @dashiellsisson9263
    @dashiellsisson9263 3 роки тому +477

    Cris “McConeghey” Collinsworth: “That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age...”

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 2 роки тому +6

      Did you spell his right

    • @philvacanti1446
      @philvacanti1446 2 роки тому

      Red is his color

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 2 роки тому +4

      All right, all right, all right! Hahaha 🤣 he really looks and sounds like him though

    • @rootbeer2399
      @rootbeer2399 2 роки тому

      This was posted on this comment section 1 year and 2 months before you posted this. Did you take this comment?

    • @eddiep2899
      @eddiep2899 2 роки тому +1

      You couldn't even look up 'McConaughey'? sheesh!

  • @Chiefs_fan1595
    @Chiefs_fan1595 Рік тому +10

    "You know Al these guys are putting themselves on the line every week and you have got to admire his commitment to underage girls. You don't see that too often at that position."

  • @MithridatesOfficial
    @MithridatesOfficial Рік тому +53

    "Old enough to pee, old enough for me.."
    - Cris Collinsworth

  • @TPLeatherworks
    @TPLeatherworks 2 роки тому +210

    UA-cam algorithm trying to get Collinsworth canceled by bringing up old receipts lol

  • @bloodorange6713
    @bloodorange6713 3 роки тому +35

    I was ready to be like “whatever people get too offended” but YIKES 😂

  • @Trendleader863
    @Trendleader863 Рік тому +12

    "It's a little easier to slip something in their drink when they're not looking, you know" - Cris Collinsworth

    • @tyylit
      @tyylit Рік тому +1

      you shoulda put chris cosby

    • @GORILLA_PIMP
      @GORILLA_PIMP Рік тому

      He literally seems like he's gonna say that any second too

    • @GORILLA_PIMP
      @GORILLA_PIMP Рік тому +1

      @@tyylit
      Chris "Cosby" Collinsworth

  • @thememesandbox8054
    @thememesandbox8054 2 роки тому +421

    All it would take for him to get “Canceled” would be a large Twitter account to tweet this vid.

    • @ryu-ken
      @ryu-ken 2 роки тому +34

      Yup. Sending it now 🙂

    • @roadhouse72able
      @roadhouse72able 2 роки тому +24

      And they should...he always acts like he's got all the answers,love to hear his rebuttal on this issue..😂😂😂

    • @dustinaltenhurst7958
      @dustinaltenhurst7958 2 роки тому +28

      Pedos should be cancelled.

    • @jhathaway8026
      @jhathaway8026 2 роки тому +5

      I give it 5 days...

    • @matt8847
      @matt8847 2 роки тому +9

      But then who would then nfl have to. Suck off mahomo

  • @theblake5356
    @theblake5356 2 роки тому +541

    “I do well with the 14-18 year olds”. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 2 роки тому +57

      "14 to 18, I'm a big star with them".
      I didn't hear what you said.

    • @shirleyhuyett3730
      @shirleyhuyett3730 2 роки тому +4

      Tricky Dicky.😭😭😭

    • @SonicBlue302
      @SonicBlue302 2 роки тому +64

      Leak his emails

    • @protectthesun1519
      @protectthesun1519 2 роки тому +45

      Sounds like he is joking the whole time tho.. He is basically making fun of himself. He obviously isnt walking around with $100 bills hangin out and he says he does good with them cause if makes him look stupid.. thats why the punchline is they know they can do better. Like i doubt he did well with punk rock girls either.. he called himself a big nothing. I think he was trying to be charming.. like im no big deal and have trouble landing actual women and as you can see in the video he is with women.

    • @X1.7
      @X1.7 2 роки тому +7

      @@SonicBlue302 😂😂😂everybody’s going down💀💀💀💀

  • @joemixon834
    @joemixon834 Рік тому +6

    Chris was so excited and he just couldn't hide it.
    Probably should have hid it but here we are.

    • @turkey4957
      @turkey4957 Рік тому

      You truly sound like a guy well versed in how to hide your pedophilic desires

  • @Fan_Made_Videos
    @Fan_Made_Videos 2 роки тому +12

    For all of the "shocked" viewers of this video from the 80s, let us remember that rock star Rick Springfield ("Jesse's Girl") was living with and boinking 14 year old Linda Blair back in the 70s

    • @Jason-se1ke
      @Jason-se1ke 2 роки тому +1

      Was everyone girl's last name Blair in the 70s?

    • @princejellyfish3945
      @princejellyfish3945 Рік тому

      @@Jason-se1ke funny cuz i was thinking everyone's girl was named Linda back then

    • @mattrowe7728
      @mattrowe7728 Рік тому

      NOICE!!

  • @toddpinkstonisgod
    @toddpinkstonisgod 3 роки тому +79

    Holy shit, Collinsworth actually looks like Matthew McConaughey’s character Wooderson from Dazed and Confused 😂 “I love these high school girls, man...I get older, and they stay the same age. Yes they do, yes they do...” lol

    • @michaeltribbet9213
      @michaeltribbet9213 2 роки тому +1

      Kentucky Kris

    • @briane173
      @briane173 2 роки тому +2

      Just like Jonny Depp used Keith Richards as his inspiration for Jack Sparrow, McConaughey patterned his character after Chris Collinsworth. As well as himself. Alright alright alright...

  • @tonyrehal218
    @tonyrehal218 2 роки тому +371

    Now we’re all just waiting for Collinsworth to be fired for something he said 37 years ago. If he said that today he’d be in trouble. 😂

    • @jenk264
      @jenk264 2 роки тому +89

      As he should be....pervy to say you like 14 year olds whether it's now or 37 years ago. I believe that's called statutory rape.

    • @jazzjackson9875
      @jazzjackson9875 2 роки тому +30

      @@jenk264 saying you like 14 year olds girls is NOT statutory rape. You have to have physical contact for that dumbass. I would agree it's a stupid thing to say or even think...but you can't be prosecuted for thoughts. Gosh people are stupid

    • @tonyrehal218
      @tonyrehal218 2 роки тому +2

      @@jazzjackson9875 you’re exactly right!

    • @MGAF688
      @MGAF688 2 роки тому +22

      @@jazzjackson9875 Not according to the woke mob. Merely saying something perceived as 'bad' to the woke mob is worse than actually doing something that actually is bad legally.

    • @retiredstalker
      @retiredstalker 2 роки тому +1

      If it could happen to John Gruden, Chris Collinsworth is very paranoid right now. 😆

  • @JohnAC4
    @JohnAC4 7 місяців тому +2

    That’s a heck of a quote by collinsworth right there

  • @adelissahunsley
    @adelissahunsley 2 роки тому +5

    The way I understood it was he was big with girls when he was in high school that once he got out of high school he didn't have any luck with women until he made money. People want to believe the worst about people.

    • @981zASDF
      @981zASDF 2 роки тому +1

      So that makes him a Saint huh? Or maybe it says a lot about him as a person? Critical thinking skills are fun

  • @edwinearl4584
    @edwinearl4584 2 роки тому +36

    I’ll be willing to bet he’d like to have this interview back. 🤣

    • @redwingsfan3621
      @redwingsfan3621 2 роки тому +3

      Naw, he’s probably fine with it.

    • @cquilty1
      @cquilty1 Рік тому +1

      @@redwingsfan3621
      Doubt it.

    • @JohnWick-hl3ir
      @JohnWick-hl3ir Рік тому

      He doesn't care he's still making pedophile remarks on national TV broadcasting nfl games 😂

  • @michaeltipton4425
    @michaeltipton4425 2 роки тому +70

    I’m surprised he hasn’t been canceled yet with this footage out here for the world to see.

    • @tiktokmagic8604
      @tiktokmagic8604 2 роки тому

      @@TheCentralflorida wow white much

    • @ToyDirigible
      @ToyDirigible 2 роки тому +2

      @@tiktokmagic8604 go paint a house

    • @JayP80Geno
      @JayP80Geno 2 роки тому

      @@TheCentralflorida Gruden said a lot more than just one racist comment, man.

    • @JayP80Geno
      @JayP80Geno 2 роки тому

      @@TheCentralflorida first off, chill out just a little bit. Secondly, let me correct myself, I meant that he said other things outside of the one racist comment. Homophobic slurs, misogynistic. You ok? Are YOU Mr. Gruden?

    • @JayP80Geno
      @JayP80Geno 2 роки тому

      @@TheCentralflorida and even if he only said the one racist thing and nothing else, what gives you the right to say how someone like Randy Moss is supposed to feel about it? People could just try to not say racist, homophobic, or misogynistic things. It’s pretty easy.

  • @Jonathan-xi9pe
    @Jonathan-xi9pe Рік тому +1

    I wish we could go back to the good ole days

  • @TheCringeCrusader
    @TheCringeCrusader Рік тому +29

    Cris collinsworth sounds like he’s constantly about to deliver a punchline

  • @AndrewC312
    @AndrewC312 6 років тому +135

    Alright, alright, alright..

    • @enansorenson8075
      @enansorenson8075 6 років тому

      AndrewC312 😂

    • @kpolart4137
      @kpolart4137 3 роки тому +3

      Lol I was thinking the same thing he look just like him.

  • @ryancasaday2237
    @ryancasaday2237 5 років тому +223

    I've been waiting 2 years for this video to be uploaded again. Either NBC or the NFL had blocked all of them for a long time

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 3 роки тому +31

      Really? This was actually a part of your life? Checking to see if something that 22-year-old Chris Collinsworth said had been re-uploaded? So you could...what? Feel better about yourself? Do some inner reflection dude. Maybe recalibrate what gives your life value. Jebus.

    • @coinbaker1113
      @coinbaker1113 3 роки тому +15

      Trollificus then why you click on the video pal?

    • @ryancasaday2237
      @ryancasaday2237 3 роки тому +42

      @@Trollificusv2 Did making that comment help you feel better about your life? Do some inner reflection dude. Reconsider what value you bring to the lives of others

    • @jose-uc1fi
      @jose-uc1fi 3 роки тому +1

      Why tho?

    • @user-ui5hh7hf6i
      @user-ui5hh7hf6i 3 роки тому +13

      You did say you've been waiting 2 years. You set yourself up

  • @JohnDoe-zr8pc
    @JohnDoe-zr8pc Рік тому +1

    This was like 38 years ago, going by the songs playing in the club.

  • @thomasjcox
    @thomasjcox 11 місяців тому +1

    HA. this morning at wawa I heard “ some guys get all the luck” by rod stewart playing, and i instantly remembered this weird weird WEIRD video. This song just captures the mood of this strange interview. I cracked up making my coffee.

  • @mmaranta785
    @mmaranta785 2 роки тому +228

    He said before he had money, women ignored him. That seems to be universal.

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 2 роки тому +19

      Unless you have confidence and game. I did pretty okay if I may say when I was in college and in my 20's until I met my wife as I turned 30 and I had no money till I was around 35.

    • @Minotauronabike
      @Minotauronabike 2 роки тому +50

      Unless you interact with women like humans instead of like prizes to be won.

    • @magneto44
      @magneto44 2 роки тому +8

      @@Minotauronabike exactly

    • @GoodfellasX21
      @GoodfellasX21 2 роки тому +48

      @@Minotauronabike wow that was a gay reply

    • @deviloomis2969
      @deviloomis2969 2 роки тому +8

      Remind me how that's exactly gay?

  • @dac54513
    @dac54513 2 роки тому +178

    1:02 "You never know when to take him seriously"
    Never. Never take Cris Collinsworth seriously. He is a man made of scotch tape, toothpicks and a hamster ball.

    • @socratese5
      @socratese5 2 роки тому +3

      Lol that’s a funny image!
      why do you say that? just curious

    • @sector783
      @sector783 2 роки тому

      WOW Dean the Mean Machean!
      That was a good one

    • @STMARTIN009
      @STMARTIN009 2 роки тому

      Damn!

    • @magiccheeseball
      @magiccheeseball 2 роки тому

      😂

    • @ryanrobinson4072
      @ryanrobinson4072 2 роки тому +1

      Oh my dear god that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while😂 damn that’s so awesome!!

  • @infoguy1978
    @infoguy1978 Рік тому +2

    Motley Crue once wrote a song called “in the name of rock n roll”. The rythym is great but the lyrics are: she’s only 15 but she’s the reason I can’t sleep. You say illegal I say legal never been my thing.

  • @amirsyoutube9518
    @amirsyoutube9518 Рік тому +24

    I’m a middle age man who finally understands the definition of cringe. I’ll be sharing this video with my daughters as a reminder of what goes through the minds of many men at bars/clubs.

    • @thunderpooch
      @thunderpooch Рік тому +1

      Your daughters will think you're a self-important bore

    • @usmcmikeco0651
      @usmcmikeco0651 Рік тому +5

      dude this was 40 years ago 🤣🤣 lol teamch them about drugs and social media. thats where dangers lie now

    • @Tiscy_Whiskey
      @Tiscy_Whiskey 7 місяців тому +1

      If a woman is going to a bar or club then their probably there for the same reason bro

  • @johnharvey8682
    @johnharvey8682 2 роки тому +38

    Rob Lowe got away with taping his adventures in babysitting and he's still on your television ** I don't think Cris is gonna lose his gig

    • @koolkitties8552
      @koolkitties8552 2 роки тому +4

      He didnt tape the girl did and he didnt know she was only 16.

    • @TheJpep2424
      @TheJpep2424 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah you keep believing that.

    • @bobbyleglocks1992
      @bobbyleglocks1992 2 роки тому +3

      It was in Georgia, and the age of consent was or still is 16..😳

    • @djtjpain
      @djtjpain Рік тому +1

      Age of consent in Georgia was 14 at the time it happened

  • @ComedicPause
    @ComedicPause 6 років тому +341

    14 years old, huh Cris?

    • @willamobrien6292
      @willamobrien6292 5 років тому +107

      Hi Chris I’m Chris hansen from dateline NBC why don’t you take a seat

    • @nickhi5yg290
      @nickhi5yg290 5 років тому +3

      @@willamobrien6292 lmfqo

    • @alexschmidt2895
      @alexschmidt2895 5 років тому +2

      @@willamobrien6292 this common had me f****** dead laughing 😂😂😂

    • @LowdownBoy
      @LowdownBoy 5 років тому +5

      It was a different time. But damn hell ya; although, yes, I am 22 and feel slightly fucked for saying that. I wonder how old he was here.. probably about 22-25.

    • @luisrpachecojr
      @luisrpachecojr 3 роки тому +1

      @John Carter gross man

  • @paulwallpd
    @paulwallpd Рік тому +2

    Lmao creepiness aside--this is one of the douchiest I've ever heard someone say. Like a villain jock from some high school movie type shit, I'm lowkey impressed

  • @billybobobacious
    @billybobobacious 6 місяців тому +1

    How is this guy still on the air? This is the kind of stuff that gets people canceled today, right?

  • @loganroark3916
    @loganroark3916 2 роки тому +16

    Alright alright alriiight.
    The basis for Matthew Mcconaughey’s character in Dazed and Confused.

  • @willamobrien6292
    @willamobrien6292 5 років тому +454

    14 year olds??? Ladies and gentlemen we got him

    • @fitnessguru8012
      @fitnessguru8012 3 роки тому +14

      The 80s were sketchy. How about song lyrics from Bell Biv DeVoe's "Do Me Baby" and Bruce Springsteen's "I'm On Fire"?!

    • @kaledafif7972
      @kaledafif7972 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao!!!!!!!

    • @kaledafif7972
      @kaledafif7972 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao 🤣

    • @kaledafif7972
      @kaledafif7972 2 роки тому +9

      Only a matter of time before espn does their politically correct routine

    • @willamobrien6292
      @willamobrien6292 2 роки тому +8

      Especially cause he’s white. If he was Black tho, it wouldn’t be reported

  • @zacster311
    @zacster311 Рік тому +1

    The real life inspiration for Wooderson right here. "I love those high school girls..."

  • @1airdrummer
    @1airdrummer Рік тому +3

    Cris Collinsworth = Matthew McConaughey: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

  • @markjones1444
    @markjones1444 2 роки тому +363

    I remember watching this as a kid, I'm a huge Seahawks fan, and having them on Monday Night Football was amazing for me. I totally remember this, and I remember how strange it was for them to have this at halftime. Even as a young boy, I thought this was really creepy. Marcus Allen was also featured as a bachelor, but I don't remember if he said anything creepy like this...

    • @okd521
      @okd521 2 роки тому +26

      He was OJ's wingman, when OJ was married. Creepy enough for you?

    • @markjones1444
      @markjones1444 2 роки тому +48

      @@okd521 No, not quite. But, the reference to 14 year old girls, yeah, that part was creepy enough for me to think he's a creep...

    • @dustinwillis3261
      @dustinwillis3261 2 роки тому +27

      But now , any show you watch they have to show gays making out Hahahha. I’d rather watch the old school

    • @markjones1444
      @markjones1444 2 роки тому +8

      @@dustinwillis3261 That's a good point...

    • @casondajoint9505
      @casondajoint9505 2 роки тому +4

      @@markjones1444 So you support this now?
      Wow that was a hardcore flip flop.
      (Wonder what he's hiding?) 😆

  • @ItsTruthBaby
    @ItsTruthBaby 2 роки тому +121

    If someone wanted to know what the 80’s was like. This video pretty much sums it up.

    • @briane173
      @briane173 2 роки тому +8

      The ONLY decade I'd relive -- over and over.

    • @ItsTruthBaby
      @ItsTruthBaby 2 роки тому +1

      @@briane173 it’s one of my favorites.

    • @seregill13
      @seregill13 Рік тому +2

      Still better than 2022

    • @PhilAndersonOutside
      @PhilAndersonOutside Рік тому

      It was actually way more cool than this. Most guys were absolutely not creeps like Cris. We just liked going out, and having fun. Yes, there was a pretense. Yes, there were meat markets. And yes, a lot of girls had wild hair and were gussied up like Terre Blair here, but it was all in fun. Cris made it look downright seedy. If I were hanging in the same circle as him, I wouldn't have wanted anything to do with him, money or no money.

  • @robbysuter7577
    @robbysuter7577 2 роки тому +6

    Opening lyrics to Motley Crue "All in the name of rock" : She's only fifteen
    She's the reason-the reason that I can't sleep
    You say illegal
    I say legal's never been my scene

    • @chriscawthorne1581
      @chriscawthorne1581 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah pretty much every rock idol of the 70s was all about the underage girls. Steven Tyler, Bowie, Zeppelin, the Stones...they all had harems of literal children.

    • @kikoredog
      @kikoredog 2 роки тому +1

      still better than 99% of priests

    • @hippie_preppy_jock
      @hippie_preppy_jock Рік тому

      @@chriscawthorne1581 Right it's funny how you evolve too- me in late 80's "I met a cheeeerleader was a real young bleeder oh the times I could reminisce !" Me, now, after my daughter was born "Hey, you can't sing that filth! " *turns radio station* :-)

  • @nickchemist723
    @nickchemist723 Рік тому +1

    This guy ain’t capping . Girls with daddy issues are wonderful too

  • @jtbucketsshorts2213
    @jtbucketsshorts2213 2 роки тому +19

    The 80s was INSANE

  • @Gatsu_Gambino
    @Gatsu_Gambino 2 роки тому +18

    holy shit Chris Colinsworth is literally Matthew Mcconaughey

  • @seadweller8458
    @seadweller8458 7 місяців тому +1

    I can remember walking into a bar in the 80s and buying cigarettes out of machine smoking and playing pool next to adults boozing. Things were so different back then

  • @brandonbrooks6780
    @brandonbrooks6780 Рік тому +4

    “That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 4 роки тому +31

    The Cincinnati singles scene looked pretty good

  • @JetsetComedian
    @JetsetComedian 5 років тому +65

    "EIGHT year-olds, Dude."

  • @TheBullyDisciple
    @TheBullyDisciple Рік тому +1

    This is comedy that it popped into my recommendations 🤣 😂

  • @Im__Andy-f6x
    @Im__Andy-f6x 10 місяців тому

    salute to a man who never gave up, no matter how many times he was told no.

  • @duewhit310
    @duewhit310 Рік тому

    "And then YOU say 'I am going to smurf your smurf' "
    'No i didnt'
    "It's right there in the chat"

  • @lobster4501
    @lobster4501 2 роки тому +41

    That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time…

  • @judahisrisingyahschosen9481
    @judahisrisingyahschosen9481 5 років тому +31

    Can you imagine Jerry rice saying this?...and he said it again on tv while doing a game

  • @DanTheTrojanMan123
    @DanTheTrojanMan123 Рік тому +2

    Thank god social media wasn’t around when this guy was in the league. He be up in a lot of young girls DM’s! Hahaha

  • @bryan.flores
    @bryan.flores 6 місяців тому +3

    tbh it doesnt sound like hes saying he dates 14 year olds. I think hes saying that 14-18 are big fans of his and once they turn 18 they figure out they can be with him.

  • @rbikidportland
    @rbikidportland 4 роки тому +48

    I keep gettin' older; they stay the saaame age.

  • @jasonhitch660
    @jasonhitch660 2 роки тому +17

    Great video! Chris has hit the wall. His own sons are in their 20’s.

  • @DannyBPlays
    @DannyBPlays 8 місяців тому +1

    I was expecting bad from the title, but somehow it actually got worse

  • @awcindy
    @awcindy 6 років тому +63

    1:35 He says 14-18

  • @benhaney9629
    @benhaney9629 2 роки тому +6

    “High school girls...” “14-18...” “As soon as they mature, hit 18...”
    Jesus

    • @SliceofBread123
      @SliceofBread123 2 роки тому +1

      How has he not gotten cancelled for this 💀

  • @holysinnerxxx
    @holysinnerxxx Рік тому +1

    Amazing he hasn't gotten canceled for this yet like so many other folks.

  • @douglasjay9561
    @douglasjay9561 Рік тому

    "There's nothing more competitive then going out and finding the right girl"
    Spoken like a true simp.

  • @danielward8645
    @danielward8645 2 роки тому +48

    I had a female friend once tell me she preferred men that were dumb but not too dumb because they were easier to control. She believed a lot of women think the same way.
    It always made sense to me because the majority of the women i’ve been close to have been admitted crazy control freaks.
    Collinsworth is saying the same thing in so many words.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x Рік тому +3

      Ok weirdo

    • @georgial6398
      @georgial6398 Рік тому

      She's dumb. Intelligence is highly correlated w life success. And is heritable.

    • @debunkinghistory214
      @debunkinghistory214 Рік тому +7

      It makes sense; they can't control you physically, so if they can't control you mentally, they pretty much have no leverage and the pressure is on them to stay at their best

    • @georgial6398
      @georgial6398 Рік тому

      @@debunkinghistory214 it doesn't make any evolutionary sense to prefer less intelligent men.

    • @turkey4957
      @turkey4957 Рік тому

      Ouch dude, sounds like you’re projecting your sad personal experience with women across your life, which probably has to do with you being a dud and having a limited sample size of women that would actually want to be with you. Sorry for your dysfunctional relationship history with women, but most men don’t have the same experience as you little guy.

  • @BrandonKClark86
    @BrandonKClark86 6 років тому +124

    How has he not been #metoo'ed yet?

    • @cja7541
      @cja7541  6 років тому +13

      I'm not sure, Brandon

    • @donaldtrump745
      @donaldtrump745 5 років тому +38

      Because he didn't rape any PUSSY dumbass

    • @SliceofBread123
      @SliceofBread123 5 років тому +13

      Because this video hasn’t been shared enough lol

    • @tizzlebizzle1234
      @tizzlebizzle1234 5 років тому +4

      This was a joke

    • @alexschmidt2895
      @alexschmidt2895 5 років тому +7

      @@tizzlebizzle1234 if this footage was today holyshit Dick's bad boy collinsworth would be in deep deep trouble!

  • @MoistPinkTaco
    @MoistPinkTaco Рік тому +2

    Just FYI cause I was curious myself.
    If you do any amount of research you'll find out that he has addressed this video on multiple occasions and said he is embarrassed by it but it was meant to all be a joke and he was asked by the people filming to make humorous/joking statements.

  • @BrodyMonteer
    @BrodyMonteer 7 місяців тому +3

    Now here's a guy who can say stuff like this and still have a job in sportscasting

  • @ryanspengler4877
    @ryanspengler4877 2 роки тому +31

    Remember the world before we knew EVERYTHING would live on forever?

  • @danielprepas3157
    @danielprepas3157 5 років тому +10

    Thank you to both youtube and the internet.

  • @fivefiveniner1537
    @fivefiveniner1537 Рік тому +1

    That's the thing about high school girls man. I get older but they stay the same age lol Chris Collinsworth. 💯 😂

  • @qsxzx5635
    @qsxzx5635 8 місяців тому +2

    Average Josh Giddey post game interview

  • @edgonzalez186
    @edgonzalez186 2 роки тому +4

    On a Denzel Washinton tone in "Training Day": "My man"

  • @michaelbanaszak7775
    @michaelbanaszak7775 2 роки тому +8

    The NFL actually kept this clip off of UA-cam for the longest time, lol 😆 😂...

    • @ryanjacobson2508
      @ryanjacobson2508 2 роки тому +2

      On Fox they teased him by showing this clip about 10 years ago and I figure they got reprimanded and never brought it up again.

    • @michaelbanaszak7775
      @michaelbanaszak7775 2 роки тому +1

      @@ryanjacobson2508 Hahaha, I wonder if it was Terry Bradshaw doing the joking 😅 🤣

    • @jhathaway8026
      @jhathaway8026 2 роки тому +1

      The algorithm prevailed

    • @philvacanti1446
      @philvacanti1446 2 роки тому +1

      Ken Anderson recorded the video.

  • @Realcaseywoods
    @Realcaseywoods Рік тому +1

    One of America’s greatest leaders

  • @jamesthomas6056
    @jamesthomas6056 2 роки тому +1

    Chris was already ahead of game 😂😂they just like the money

  • @hiphopesq
    @hiphopesq 2 роки тому +17

    This reminds me of Tobias Funke saying “help Daddy get his rocks off”