The Russian 2nd Pacific Squadron - Voyage of the Damned by Drachinifel - Reaction

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  • @Warmduscher1876
    @Warmduscher1876 2 роки тому +132

    Don't you hate it when you open the fridge and a dozen Japanese torpedo boats appear out of the butter?

    • @808INFantry11X
      @808INFantry11X 3 місяці тому +5

      I swear that happened to me last week I thought I was seeing things thanks for the vindication LOL

    • @UrbanCohort
      @UrbanCohort Місяць тому +3

      @@Warmduscher1876 happens to the best of us...

  • @darthrevan4933
    @darthrevan4933 2 роки тому +61

    To quote the tagline of Russian naval history “and the it got worse”

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 2 роки тому +17

      As well as "THIS! ACTUALLY!! *HAPPENED!!!"*

    • @dmitryletov8138
      @dmitryletov8138 Рік тому +2

      I should remind you about Pearl Harbor?

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 Рік тому

      If Russia had attacked Pearl Harbor, they'd have hit no Americans and shot down half their fleet.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Рік тому +4

      That seems to be the description of the Russian military in general, right up to today it seems

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@dmitryletov8138
      Pearl Harbour only happened once, try harder.

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 Рік тому +22

    I love how when Drachinifel is talking about the parrot at 38:30, the way he says "somebody" makes it sounds like he's actually upset about it

    • @jejeakle
      @jejeakle Рік тому +6

      That had to be the first multilingual parrot because there aren’t enough curses in any one language to deal with this lot

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 3 місяці тому

      Makes it sound more like he was the one who did it.

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 Рік тому +22

    39:48 A large amount likely being tigers and oceanic white tips, as in swimming garbage cans and the shark version of the Fremen.

  • @JonusAngelus
    @JonusAngelus 2 роки тому +44

    I had to stop the video several times to stop myself from literally dying of laughter. The admiral should have done stand-up comedy.

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Рік тому +6

      I'm at the Floating Zoo part, they needed a rino.

  • @TheIronDuke1812
    @TheIronDuke1812 2 роки тому +53

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one! Drach is the man

  • @Isolder74
    @Isolder74 Рік тому +13

    Sadly, the records don’t tell us if he ran out of binoculars.

  • @kevinnaber790
    @kevinnaber790 8 місяців тому +3

    Even today, ice breakers are common in Spring and Fall as the many fiords of Sweden and Norway can result in sudden patches of ice in the Baltic and North Sea.

  • @bloodrave9578
    @bloodrave9578 2 роки тому +10

    Do you see torpedo boats?

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 2 роки тому +3

      Yes I do. Horizon to horizon, packed gunwale to gunwale.

  • @buddyburroughs6072
    @buddyburroughs6072 11 місяців тому +4

    Came back to rewatch after a different video mentioned the kamchatka and my brain panicked briefly.

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE Місяць тому +2

    I dunno, a lot of the ships the USN took on its world tour in "The Great White Fleet" were coastal battleships and not meant for open ocean sailing, but they managed several heavy storms (one had even been a typhoon IIRC) and none of them suffered significant damage nor were any of those low freeboard coastal battleships in danger of foundering. Though in that same storm, one crewman was actually washed overboard off his ship, and seemingly being the LUCKIEST sailor to have ever lived, a wave washed him right onto the deck of the battleship that had been sailing directly astern of his ship. So the post storm report had one man lost on one ship, and one man added to another.

  • @UrbanCohort
    @UrbanCohort 3 місяці тому +2

    I feel so bad for Adm. Rozhestvensky. Somehow chaperoned his squadron the the Pacific despite its best efforts, then assumed full responsibility for the debacle in the end.
    o7

  • @georgekittridge6411
    @georgekittridge6411 2 роки тому +8

    This will make a great comedy film

  • @KernelKonig
    @KernelKonig 2 роки тому +9

    You are a gentleman and a scholar for this my man!

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 2 роки тому +8

    Ahh finally the inspiration of the administratum

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 2 роки тому +19

    Oh yes, a fail fest to rival the first crusade.

    • @BlueflameKing1
      @BlueflameKing1 2 роки тому +15

      At least the first crusade was a success, in the most ass way possible.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 роки тому +15

      @@BlueflameKing1 I guess they did nominally achieve their objective,.... while alternating between derp and ethnically/religiously motivated slaughter.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 2 роки тому +14

      First Crusade actually achieved something. The Fourth Crusade didn't even get past Constantinople, decided to sack it, and left it a shadow of its former self.

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 2 роки тому +11

      Technically the peasants crusade was first, before the First Crusade , and was about as successful as this...

  • @dragonofdragons1720
    @dragonofdragons1720 2 роки тому +12

    It would be quicker if you asked about what didn't go wrong

  • @Isolder74
    @Isolder74 2 роки тому +6

    I looked it up anf the port they were ransomed at was Copenhagen.

    • @Isolder74
      @Isolder74 2 роки тому +5

      They were also forced to dock in Spain to offload officers who ordered the ships to open fire. He beach a few of the idiots he didn't like too.

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 8 місяців тому +2

    In Star Trek Online I named my stealth torpedo ship the Kamchatka. Do you see torpedo boats?

    • @Vyrexuviel
      @Vyrexuviel 29 днів тому

      ohhhhgod, I gotta try that with a klingon Bird of Prey.
      "Now you see the torpedo boat, now you don't!"

  • @JumpingFlapjack
    @JumpingFlapjack Місяць тому

    Kamchatka! Or the speech: "An than it goes worst!" on Water XD.

  • @bgcvetan
    @bgcvetan Рік тому +1

    Admiral Pethrovich - Stannis Baratheon.

  • @schirpik
    @schirpik Рік тому +1

    Ahh but wait it gets worst their is a second part that covers the battle just as much fun.

  • @gvbrandolini
    @gvbrandolini Рік тому

    InteressAnte

  • @johnmarksel7663
    @johnmarksel7663 Місяць тому

    Do you think that follow naval history are idiots..eg the explanation of blue and brown water navies...give us some respect please

  • @dmitryletov8138
    @dmitryletov8138 Рік тому +2

    Hey author, why are you laughing? Should you recall Pearl harbor attack, when 23 US ships were destroyed or damaged along with 350 aicraft? Given that USA is not landlocked country.

    • @5969destiny
      @5969destiny Рік тому +4

      Japan sunk us ships us sunk Japan and beat Japan at it's own carrier game the Russian lost the war with Japan and lost its fleet how can you compare this to Pearl 😂😂😂

    • @dragonmaster3030
      @dragonmaster3030 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@5969destinyI'm failing to see how the Pacific squadron has anything to do with pearl harbor in the first place

    • @aauwhatitdo1582
      @aauwhatitdo1582 11 місяців тому +6

      We got an angry Ivan. 🤣 Russian incompetent knows no bounds. Pearl Harbor ships were lost in an attack. Russians second Pacific fleet lost their battle before it even started. There is no comparison.

    • @aauwhatitdo1582
      @aauwhatitdo1582 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@5969destinyHe's just an emotional and defeated Russian suffering cognitive dissonance. On one hand "glorious Russia is unstoppable" yet on the other hand, Russia has had the most horrendously pathetic history over the last 150 years.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 3 місяці тому

      Pearl Harbour didn't continue to get attacked for several months. The equivalent to this would be if the Japanese had appeared off the coast and the Americans had accidentally blown up the harbour themselves. Followed by New York, Washington DC and Chicago.

  • @SudsyMedusa53
    @SudsyMedusa53 2 роки тому +108

    TFW the Kamchatka almost kicks off WW1 ten years early.

    • @Isolder74
      @Isolder74 Рік тому +23

      Well at least everyone vs the Russians if that counts.

    • @JH-lo9ut
      @JH-lo9ut Рік тому

      They could even have prevented WW1 by destroying relations between Russia and Britain.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Рік тому +26

      Kamchatka: Do you see torpedo boats?
      Admiral: What? No we don't see an... Wait, do YOU see torpedo boats?
      Kamchatka: All the time, laughing at me...

    • @malditaseaintensifies-kd8ec
      @malditaseaintensifies-kd8ec Рік тому +11

      Ah the Kamchatka...
      AKA. Everybody's Problem.

  • @kuddles29
    @kuddles29 2 роки тому +154

    It's Russian history, 'And then it got worse' is always on the board.

  • @robland3253
    @robland3253 2 роки тому +121

    The aurora was so traumatized by the voyage that it went from a competent ship to a key supporter of the Communists

    • @demonelf2094
      @demonelf2094 7 місяців тому +18

      One can't really blame her.

    • @carlossaraiva8213
      @carlossaraiva8213 4 місяці тому +5

      Being a supporter of communism at that time was the best option. People often underestimate, due to thfir ingrsined hstred for the USSR, how terrible the russian empire really was. The russian empire was not better than the USSR.

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 3 місяці тому +1

      @@carlossaraiva8213 Yep. For all its myriad faults and horrors the USSR was still an objective improvement over the empire.

  • @laggerstudios3392
    @laggerstudios3392 2 роки тому +128

    Drach's 'Mark 14 Failure is like onions' will have you either laughing or crying at the US's incompetence

    • @Isolder74
      @Isolder74 2 роки тому +21

      As the little girl says, ‘Why not both?’

    • @str2010
      @str2010 2 роки тому +38

      Not so much the US, more like BuOrd. As Drach said, US pilots and sailors did their absolute best and sometimes yielded results with these utterly terrible torpedoes.

    • @ryanshaver2406
      @ryanshaver2406 2 роки тому +3

      Yes ! This video as well as the one about leyte gulf

    • @dillonpierce7869
      @dillonpierce7869 9 місяців тому

      Don't forget the taiho.... operation ten go or the Olympia videos.... And the destroyer development 1914-39 has quite a few good bits in it. Love history with some good jokes thrown in.

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 8 місяців тому

      I told him it was upsetting.

  • @7thsealord888
    @7thsealord888 Рік тому +80

    A true historical event that, if ever turned into a semi-accurate movie or series, would simply not be believed.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Рік тому +17

      Basically it would be something like The Death of Stalin, this black comedy that you just couldn't believe any of it was real and then are shocked by how much of it really happened

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@weldonwin
      I had to pause the Death of Stalin and look up what happened because I was thinking "There's no possible way it was like this." Lo and behold, the only inaccuracies were timing, with some of the minor events happening over the course of months rather than days.

  • @user-dg9pu4pe9d
    @user-dg9pu4pe9d Рік тому +35

    It is kind of impressive that they made it to Tsushima.

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 2 роки тому +36

    "This gets worse!" Oh I know. That's why I'm watching.

  • @adrianwytt5466
    @adrianwytt5466 2 роки тому +40

    Do you see torpedo boats?

    • @Isolder74
      @Isolder74 2 роки тому +2

      No! No one sees torpedo boats. Do shut up.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 2 роки тому +1

      Rozhestvensky: OH *CYKA BLYAT!*

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Рік тому +2

      Britain, where is this voyage going again?!

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Рік тому +1

      @@sonofjack6286
      /sigh....

    • @starkindustries26
      @starkindustries26 Рік тому +3

      No, no one sees torpedo boats, please be quiet 🤫

  • @BlueflameKing1
    @BlueflameKing1 2 роки тому +64

    Oh God yes, who ever recommended this to you is worthy of the man emperor's glory!

    • @DeHerg
      @DeHerg 2 роки тому +4

      That would be the user Nomquam who used his patreon request for it.

  • @Isolder74
    @Isolder74 2 роки тому +49

    The ice breaker is needed because the Baltic tends to get icy. It helps if you have a way to get your fleet unstuck if you need to.

    • @carlossaraiva8213
      @carlossaraiva8213 4 місяці тому +1

      The Bothnic Gulf gets iced in the winter but not the Baltic itself. So again the icebreaker was nonsense.

  • @jaredrevis4594
    @jaredrevis4594 8 місяців тому +6

    Admiral Makarov was actually a legit genius, hugely influential on naval warfare. It may be good to distrust Russian navies as a general rule, but Makarov was legit.

  • @sargenttad4942
    @sargenttad4942 2 роки тому +26

    Ohhh Drach! I love drach! This is a welcome event.

  • @Dannyedelman4231
    @Dannyedelman4231 10 місяців тому +9

    "And then it gets worse" is basically the russian navy throughout history 1600s to Today

  • @drewjohnson-85
    @drewjohnson-85 Рік тому +16

    I’m not defending the Aurora’s crews decision to support the Soviets, but if they continued their superiority in discipline until 1917 I can understand being frustrated with this level of incompetence all around you

  • @carlossaraiva8213
    @carlossaraiva8213 4 місяці тому +3

    If i directed a miniseries about this i would put a lot of disclaimers at the begining, middlecand end of each episode saying this really, really happen. I would even offer links and notes to the appropriate literature for fact checking for the audience.

  • @SomeKrieger
    @SomeKrieger 2 роки тому +19

    I saw Russia and Pacific and I just wanted to mention this guy called Radio Tapok made a song about the Russo-Japanese War called Tsushima. The song is in Russian but Iron Thunder Lyrics got it translated to English.

  • @piratehunter1
    @piratehunter1 2 роки тому +15

    dear god ...an ork waagggg with their commander's head half missing would be more competent than these guys...

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 Рік тому +9

    Y'all see any Japanese Torpedo Boats?

  • @darkelite1829
    @darkelite1829 2 роки тому +18

    They make the Imperial recruitment look like geniuses

  • @theraider3478
    @theraider3478 2 роки тому +15

    I was crying with laughter this entire video.

  • @jeova0sanctus0unus
    @jeova0sanctus0unus Рік тому +4

    JESUS CHRIST this is worse than the peoples front of the russian navy.

  • @ryanshaver2406
    @ryanshaver2406 2 роки тому +10

    Please react to drachinifel's video on leyte gulf for more of the hilarious.. in a good way actions of navies . plus some great destroyers that showed as much courage as the Piorun. Go USS Johnston

    • @Isolder74
      @Isolder74 2 роки тому +7

      I’m sure the Johnston and Pioron would be drinking buddies.

  • @chrismaverick9828
    @chrismaverick9828 9 місяців тому +6

    Drach's content is some of the greatest for subtle-dry-British humor.

    • @carlossaraiva8213
      @carlossaraiva8213 4 місяці тому

      There are times even he cant keep it dry and it is alwsys when he ralks about the russian navy. He's only human, he has limits.

  • @phillipmorel5116
    @phillipmorel5116 2 роки тому +9

    Holy shit your watching a drac video this is awesome!!!!
    Please watch part 2

  • @DrUSB1
    @DrUSB1 2 роки тому +10

    I should not have been drinking when they listed the nicknames XD
    now gotta clean my monitor lol

  • @americanslav2262
    @americanslav2262 2 роки тому +12

    Battle of Samar by Drach

    • @Isolder74
      @Isolder74 2 роки тому +7

      Because running is boring.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 8 місяців тому

      Just uploaded.

  • @The_Bell_Tower
    @The_Bell_Tower 5 місяців тому +2

    Look up Drachinifel's naval Darwin Awards.

  • @PeterSwinkels
    @PeterSwinkels Рік тому +2

    It was worse? Sources! I need a good laugh. 😊

  • @samargrewal929
    @samargrewal929 2 роки тому +6

    react to USS William D Porter - Guide 026 (Human Voice) by Drachinifel

  • @bungle1521
    @bungle1521 2 роки тому +14

    I fell in love with the Kamchatka

  • @redactedredacted4080
    @redactedredacted4080 Рік тому +3

    You really need react to the video about the mark 14.

  • @whee38
    @whee38 Рік тому +2

    The first time I ever watched this video I passed myself laughing. 10/10 would piss myself again

  • @PeterSwinkels
    @PeterSwinkels Рік тому +3

    The swearing parrot had me in stitches! 😂

  • @joemitchell877
    @joemitchell877 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for the Extra Humor 😊 I watched the Original 5 times it's SOO Stupid...ha ha 🤣

  • @Cobalt_Dragon0716
    @Cobalt_Dragon0716 7 місяців тому +1

    Talk a comedy of errors. Voyage of the damned, indeed!

  • @johnmarksel7663
    @johnmarksel7663 Місяць тому

    Why are you stopping the video and stating the bleeding obvious...with an American perspective...not really necessary

  • @NovaKrysalis
    @NovaKrysalis Місяць тому

    Just the fact that you keep reminding us that, "Yes, this all happened. It's all true." This voyage is peak comedy. Too bad it gets really dark in part 2.

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 2 роки тому +8

    I do hope thar parrot survived

    • @Isolder74
      @Isolder74 Рік тому +1

      It did. It just didn’t survive a Russian winter.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner Рік тому +2

      @@Isolder74 Damn. I really liked that profanity spewing bird.

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Рік тому

      @TheAKgunner
      Andrew Jackson had a foul mouthed parrot too. The parrot had to be removed from Mr. Jackson's Funeral.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner Рік тому +3

      @@karmaalstad5588 One of the reasons Andrew Jackson’s a favorite president of mine.

    • @PeterSwinkels
      @PeterSwinkels Рік тому +2

      I'd have loved to know what kind of creative language came from that bird. 😂

  • @goldenfuntimefoxy5700
    @goldenfuntimefoxy5700 5 місяців тому

    I know I’m like 2 years late but I would love to see you react to the uss Marblehead and his glowworm

  • @illinoiscentralrailroadfan6015
    @illinoiscentralrailroadfan6015 6 місяців тому

    You can't go wrong with Drachinifel

  • @GhostShipBaychimo
    @GhostShipBaychimo 4 місяці тому

    Kamchatka, my clumsy beloved

  • @DeltaStar777
    @DeltaStar777 19 днів тому

    What crap, watch the original instead

  • @michaelminch5490
    @michaelminch5490 15 днів тому

    I'm just here for the Kamchatka jokes.

  • @FrogmanAnime
    @FrogmanAnime 6 місяців тому

    The Russian Admiral, in charge of the second Pacific squadron didn’t go by the Suez Canal, because he was frightful that it was a bottleneck. He didn’t go because the British, because of the incident with the fishing trawlers, denied him access…
    Because of the phantom torpedo boat on Dogger bank, the British denied him the request to send the bulk of his fleet through the suez canal.

  • @fatcoyote2
    @fatcoyote2 7 місяців тому

    I would turn it into a limited series.
    And it would be a dark comedy.

  • @MegaArtManiac
    @MegaArtManiac 2 роки тому +7

    Yep I hate it so much. Who advised Tsar on this? just what kind of people were in power back then? What kind of aristocrats #creme de la creme# were looking at this and told everyone Go ahead ! Its going to be fun

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 2 роки тому +9

      The Russian Empire was one of the geriatric old men of Europe at this point, alongside the Ottomans, which was slightly better, and Austria-Hungary.

    • @forrestpenrod2294
      @forrestpenrod2294 Рік тому +2

      @@sonofjack6286 Beneath the tech how little has changed.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 Рік тому +3

      @@forrestpenrod2294 I know, granted losing nearly half the population of the Soviet Union didn't help modern Russia either.