Cooper Larsen This account has been hacked by Five Onions. We are not endangered by a stupid canary. We also pick Michael Jordan because he is the biggest player.
Older retired players: *gives a nice lengthy message with fun anecdotes and personal touches Andrew Wiggins: *whispers a rushed 4 second clip in a dark room
At the time he recorded it The Galaxy James Harden wasn’t out, but when you commented it, it was out, and the Galaxy Opal one is insane, it’s probably because your straight cheeks.
Just bring Zach back and everything will be fine ... missing zach as well, they were fun to watch ... and then a guy named Thibedeau ( no idea how he is written) destroyed everything ... 😡
Day 21: 2 More people Have died today. I had no choice but to eat there feet. Thankfully, i got most of the meat before the others got to him. Seems colder than usual down here. Update:Troy came down to make a video in the other room and complained about somebody named byron scott. More info tommmorow
@@AMGill11 just recently I escaped I saw he keeps the air vents open but his dog lonzo sometimes is in there but it leads to the hall of lonzo and in one of the paintings is a secret door outside
Am I the only one who feels bad for Greg Oden :( he got drafted first overall and got injured to just see Kd strive for greatness and now he is trying to put in work to get back in the NBA but just can’t seem to succeed
@@odysseyr4253 Maybe,but i do not believe in guy who thinks that Jokic and Porzingis are from Russia.That was not a joke,he seriously thinks that. He has no idea about another country's,we seen it all when he opened FIFA packs😂
I know Andrew Wiggins didn't mean Zach Randolph it was a joke. It was obvious he meant Zach Collins
Yo troydan vs me in a 1v1 in my team just for fun.
How you gonna cheer for darius miles if he retired
You just made my day😂😂😂
I thought it was a bit too obvious
Troydan is the 24hr stream still on Saturday
Matt Bonner: makes a sincere, interesting cameo explaining his experience in the league and his inspirations.
Troydaddy: Matt *Boner* hehehehehe
Will Basaman he also looks like lil dicky
Same for Rick Barry
I have a jersey signed by Matt Bonner it was a spur of the moment and he sign my manu jersey
if u call him troudaddy still your not ok that it 2018
Boner hehehe
Rick Barry says nice things
Troydan: “I LIKE YOUR BALLS RICK”
Vidhur Shankar he was so wholesome
Ikr!
What your mom looks like 👺 what you came out as NBA 2k20
I felt so bad when he said “and me” and a 67 popped up. U really had to do my mans like that
Ryan Kunert ikr
When
Mad funny tho
71
That hurt my heart a bit😂
Matt Bonner definitely answers every phone call as “Matt Bonner AKA the Red Mamba AKA the Red Rocket”
aka the sandwich hunter
Cooper Larsen This account has been hacked by Five Onions. We are not endangered by a stupid canary. We also pick Michael Jordan because he is the biggest player.
Older retired players: *gives a nice lengthy message with fun anecdotes and personal touches
Andrew Wiggins: *whispers a rushed 4 second clip in a dark room
Man he's just mad cuz towns bouta be traded
And baby crying lmao
you can hear the basement kids
@@pkdroid9398 yep
charbel youssef well that hasn’t aged well
dude Rick Barry was such an amazing, nice, genuine guy like such a kind soul
Same with Matt Bonner
Not in his playing days
@@heIaire 😂😂😂 I know exactly what your talking about. Mike Korzemba?
Ye
@Basketball Genius yea
Justin Holliday was really chill compared to some others.
Gavin Vanrell and Matt bonner
Gavin Vanrell on me
Rick Barry was on the same chill level as Chicken Joe
Gavin Vanrell hes a really nice dude, parents got me a cameo from him. dudes dope.
Gavin Vanrell n
Troy: “I just wanna play some 2K20”
“Is that so hard to believe?”
Me: *Yes*
Can we respect how Isiah Thomas chose MJ after all the beef they had? That’s respect
Old Xavier coach was on this Chris Mack
Fr
Facts
Mushroom2241 yeah but he was mostly his teammates and there’s nothing wrong with a little rivalry
Yeah i know.. I was shock to
No one:
Glen Davis: “He played WAYYYY back. Wayyy back in the day. He played waaaaaaayyyy back”
Goat talk
just escaped troys basement, to the 50+ other youngins in there, stay safe and keep your stick on the ice
Thanks and keep your stick on the ice
Wish me luck, Troy isn’t looking, remember me? I was the one under the rug
i’m still here:(
im with you
Faham Thanks, still stuck here though
The Kareem one got me sad it’s gonna be sad losing him love the dude favorite player of all time
And no one cared when wilt died
Crooszy i did
true :(
Hey
Rafli Arya Narendra Hey
Troydan: “Luka Donnakick”
WTF.
Marc Zalmanoff I hate how people say his name it’s ch not k
COLIN DEMPSEY no I know just in general people like max kellermen and Stephen a smith who are mega sports people say it like that
It's an exaggeration like Mikal Jordan, Stooph Curry, and Giannis Anrjdjejejdxjxjejejdmpo
Noah Gjolaj it’s pronounced Don-ch-ick
The Reall Naill I cant tell if you’re joking or not
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard, “AND WE GOT!!”
More time than I’ve heard oooooohhhhhhhhh Locker Code
13 times cause there is 13 players
AND WE GOT... AN OVERUSED COMMENT
Stayhydrated wdym
RIP KOBE THE LEGEND
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED!!!!
Dee x Kobe Matt boner is disrespectful to Kobe I’m the red mamba STFU Matt boner
@@mikailthegoat2710 but that's his nickname?
Mikail Craig that was before he died tho he said that
23 days later :(
Mikail Craig That is his nickname though
I love Dekker’s subtle flex, “Ik I’m in the game” 😭💯💯
Leo Wentzel best thing is he’s not! 😂
I don't remember him being in the game😂
Fluffy 7609 he is
Fluffy 7609 he id
Can we respect that all the greats didn’t say themselves
I was thinking that to
What about Sam Dekker? He recommended himself and he's obviously is one of the greats.
Holz GmbH how could I forget, the GOAT, my bad
Holz GmbH stfu stupid
Richard White r/woooooooshh
literally nobody:
Troydan: ANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD WE'VE GOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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Rick Barry is lowkey a hand downs humble man
ogx_jonny I was surprised to see that I heard stories he was a ass to his teammates
He did pick the best offensive player to ever live and ever will live wilt chamberlain
Not when he played
ricky a goaty
Rick Barry: Does a long cameo and is really nice and genuine.
Troy: *i LiKe yOuR bAlLs RiCk*
"Happy holidays" - justin holiday after giving troy 3 holidays
Mike Dugger are they all brothers???
What your mom looks like👺 what you came out as NBA 2k20
Sharon Gautreau what???
Physics_ 2k Yes, all the Antetokounmpo brothers just all three played together a few days before the Holidays did.
Isaiah: picks in 10 seconds
Me: staples, that was easy
Wait till ya see wiggins🤣
No one:
Troy:“Luka Donakick” 😂
THE DYING COW he’s taking flights flow
These people need to stop watching flight its only a matter of time before they become him
Flight is saying the same
nobody:
big baby glen davis: he could score at a high level...
yeah and he said shaq 80 something over AI
He said he plays like AI
No one:
Glenn Davis: “he scored the ball at a high level”
kaetce Games he looked baked/drunk lmfao
was definitely off his ass
Who else almost cried after the death of Kobe TheMamba Bryant
Me
I was about to say that before I saw your comment
Me
Yep R.I.P Black Mamba 8 24
Kobe scores 24 points
“Hi troydan Greg oden here”😂😂😂😂 I didn’t expect his voice to be like that
He sounds like he’s 17 and looks like he’s 71
What your mom looks like 👺 what you came out as NBA 2k20
@@watrmein he look's like the life has been sucked out of him, such a sad thing tbh. look's like he cried before and after recording that.
Passo Edits he probably did cry. I would too If I was him
James Jones he sounds like Ryan beckford
It was so wholesome when Aaron picked himself and his brothers
it was justin not aaron
relser it was Justin but yeah fr
They family must be proud. Imagine all 3 of them making the NBA. Crazy
When rick barry said keep watching the nba i almost cried
Sam Dekker picking himself was hilarious
67 ovr
@@ThatEvilProduction what are you smoking he meant Zach Collins
Ya but at least he was being honest he didn’t say he was good he said he could ride the coattails of the other players at least he knows his role
“And 3 ya boi me”
10:06
Greg Oden choose Kevin Durant. I love life right now.
Renel Whitton i know that was so amazing to see esp cuz he always get fucked over bc if KD
When he said “there’s nothing better than Kobe greening in 2020” 🥺🥺🥺
stfu, we get u stop trying to get likes
Tye Michielsen this was 4 months ago 😂. Bitch asss learn to spell
Jackson Gaza tell him off!
Jackson Gaza if your trying to point out something don’t do the exact same thing lol
Shut the fuck up let Kobe and the others Rest In Peace🤦🏽♂️
Currently snuck a phone to watch the premiere in Troy’s basement
Lol u get the Omega premier while he's recording
I think I see you
YO I SEE YOU
Who in black in the left corner
Jr Clark You are lol
Troydan: Has to choose between two pink diamonds or one sapphire.
*hmmm*
*picks sapphire*
idk if ur joking but he chose the sapphire be cause he had no centers and he didnt have the PDs
He picked it because he didn’t think he would get any centers
@Pickle morty yeah i have to agree with them
It's funny cause that Shaq hardly played
This man did not want James harden sheesh
He trash in 2k
At the time he recorded it The Galaxy James Harden wasn’t out, but when you commented it, it was out, and the Galaxy Opal one is insane, it’s probably because your straight cheeks.
Also james harden 3 ball cheeks in 2k for sum reason
He is so fat h Ed b got trade to the Nets
He is so fat h Ed b got trade to the Nets
You can just feel the passive-aggressive vibes in the air when Isiah Thomas says MJ.
All them people said “harden” but no harden. I’m crushed.
same bro
Same
Cuz harden sucks 😹
@@cxrsestandish2455 say sike right now
The shitposter Pedro 17 pts boi you sure about that?
Troydan: see you in a week
Screen: 3 weeks later
Troydan: 1 year ago...
Me: wait... when?
yeah, so?
The Wiggins one actually tells you a lot of his head space rn.. KAT, himself, and Lavine.. dude be missin his homie. FREE WIGGINS.
Just bring Zach back and everything will be fine ... missing zach as well, they were fun to watch ... and then a guy named Thibedeau ( no idea how he is written) destroyed everything ... 😡
Zach Randolph you mean
@@raghavj1546 no
Ye
0:41
Troy: “I really wanna play 2K20. Is that so hard to believe?”
Me: uh yeah
Troydan: plays off ball
Also Troydan: I’m locking you down, I’m reading you like a book.
My god big baby Rick Barry and Greg Oden we’re so humble and energetic when choosing players.
I was suprised with Rick Barry because i heard that he was a jerk but it didnt look like it
Smiddux why?
@@randomkid7000 wdym why?
Smiddux where did you hear that from
@@x0q4 his team told stories about it
In Andrew's trio, the "zach" was zach lavine not zach randolph
biggie Cheese it was a joke
His voice is so low
At least he didn’t pick him so he didn’t matter
No it was Zach Norvell
No it was Zach Collins
Some of these dudes explaining their picks was really nice and cool to hear what they thought and then theres Isiah Thomas and Andrew Thomas
Damn greg oden really looked depressed, that really hurt my heart
Kellerwärter Scottie P ikr 🥺
Nobody:
Troydan: “Are you on crack Troy?”,
Also Troy”debatable.”
What does debatable mean
Briams Dalmasi wdym
What
18:09
“I’m sticking with my gut and going with Javale
Doesn’t pick Larry bird instead picks someone else,
HMMMM
Day 21: 2 More people Have died today.
I had no choice but to eat there feet. Thankfully, i got most of the meat before the others got to him. Seems colder than usual down here.
Update:Troy came down to make a video in the other room and complained about somebody named byron scott. More info tommmorow
I help u
i broke in, was caught. im the one next to the fire pit of lonzo pictures
Antelope the Cantaloupe oh no!
I escaped
@@AMGill11 just recently I escaped I saw he keeps the air vents open but his dog lonzo sometimes is in there but it leads to the hall of lonzo and in one of the paintings is a secret door outside
Seems like Isaiah Thomas took a lot of anger management classes 😂
12Over24 Detroit Isaiah Thomas
@@jeremihernandez2582 lol I realized that afterwards. But the other one did get ejected last night on some BS🤣
21:39 “I mean if you put those 3 together.....”
You get a set of holiday!!!
"There is a diamond lebron I just don't have it"
Said in nearly every Troydan Video
Love how some of these people are not even saying themselves, and they are praising other people... like almost everybody picked Giannis😂
Except sam dekker lol.
18:50 give this man a medal for being the nicest person alive
So happy he said Adrian dantley, incredibly underrated number 25 all time points
Garrett Temple has a sense of humor. Who even remembered when MJ played on the Wizards
Nobody:
Troydan: "What am I gonna do?, I have no players!"
When Troydan says hes gonna root for Darius Miles next game even tho hes retired 😂
Am I the only one who feels bad for Greg Oden :( he got drafted first overall and got injured to just see Kd strive for greatness and now he is trying to put in work to get back in the NBA but just can’t seem to succeed
That’s how I feel man. He’s such a nice guy
"Theres Nothing Better than Seeing Kobe Shoot Threes in the year 2020" RIP KOBE
When Rick Barry was talking about his balk Troydan was like, “ Did I ask”
Imagine being a professional Nba player and taking money for these videos
The Knicks need side money don't hate
MadManGaming 😂
Is sam decker the one that hit him self in the face with the basketball
Yes
Yes lol
Karen Smith I was watching that game lmao
That came to my head 2
Karen Smith yes
Can somebody say to Troy that Luka does not have extra "i" letter in his name!!
It's Doncic,not Donikik😂
Kinda like the sound of donikik
Maybe he was joking.....💁♂️
Maybe,but he says that every time when he tries to pronounce names like Doncic,Nurkic,Jokic...
@@Milak96 he just says that as a joke anytime he has to pronounce a name that has the "ic" ending
@@odysseyr4253 Maybe,but i do not believe in guy who thinks that Jokic and Porzingis are from Russia.That was not a joke,he seriously thinks that.
He has no idea about another country's,we seen it all when he opened FIFA packs😂
Nobody:
Michael Beasley: 👀
I love how some of them respond to you with a 10 sec video while others record 2 or 3 mins videos to send you XD
“This is how we need to start 2020, with a massacre!” -Troydan 2020 😂
Brandon Bechtold trump listened
Uh yeah.......
Wow. This did not age well in many aspects
WHY DOES GARETT TEMPLE LOOK LIKE THE “🗿” EMOJI 20:48
He got a long head😂😂
Lmao😂
Lol
like garett temple really do be lookin like a temple
Looking like a tic tac
I felt that when Justin Holliday said " Happy Hollidays"
Michale Beasley looks like everyone when the realize that the other team has ray allen, Larry Bird, and Steph Curry
TJT SWAG ON ME he looks cracked out half the time
who is michale beasley
@@telex9869 idiot
“KAREEM ABDUL-MCGEE!” -Dwight Howard lol
Bro Matt boner was actually so nice and genuine
I’m so happy rick Barry said Merry Christmas and God bless what a guy 🙏🏻
Justin it’s cause he’s old lmao
Jakob Grošelj fuckin rights buddy amen
25:52 Legend has it that was the first time he has talked to the children in 2 years and 69 days
dan: My jump shot
also dan: doesnt jump
F in the chat for David Stern
Pretty positive Wiggins meant Zach lavine 😂
Andrew wiggins, “ I think me Zach and kat” in deep voice Troydan, “And we got!!!!!”
KAT: *gets 10 points*
Troydan: *decides not to show a single one*
patrick Seen him get hit a 3 and a mid range. 3 was around 26min mark.
Nah he didn't show any
Anyone who is a kiwi and saw Corey Webster would go like “Choose him Troy “
Benjamin Shao fax 😤
Im french but yea i like corey too
Props to Kareem for not picking himself. He is one of the best of all-time, and does not even pick himself.
Nobody:
Troydan: AnD wEvE goT fROm
R.I.P David Stern 😔
“Troy, are you on crack?”
“....Debatable.”
😂😂😂
Troydan: gets nba players to draft nba players for his nba myteam video
STONKS!
When it’s 3 am and ur trying to sleep:
Troydan: Hi there 😃
Rick Barry the only one so far making sense to me. Loved his analogy on how he choose.
Nobody:
Normal Human: I don’t have any players
Troydan: I don’t have anyyy PLLAAYYEEERRSSS!!!!!
Michael Beasley made my friend’s little brother cry when I watched this at his house lmao
Imagine paying 222$ for a five second cameo from Isiah Thomas
Well I mean thats all troydan was asking to do
Troydan: I will cheer Darius Miles next game
He is retired
The fact that you asked Tacko on Twitter again and he still didnt answer your cameo makes me feel bad
I like how rick Barry had to get all of his warrior gear for the video
8:18 I had headphones in and it sounded like Greg Oden was in my room
I’m pretty sure wigs was talking bout Zach Lavine lmaoo
That was the joke
Rick Barry is so wholesome. He was definitely the money best spent
love when troydan mispronounces things 😂
He does it on purpose.
Liam Gordon i know it’s just funny
SauceUpBoomin he does it on purpose.
Troydan:"We need to start saving"
*proceeds to spend a $100*
Bro Bonner talking about Boban is so true. If he could play 30 minutes a game and be aggressive he could be as good as Shaq
That boy michael beasly was on something 😂😂
no the red mamba is he said boban?
He’s always on something 😂