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  • @claudiamacias6829
    @claudiamacias6829 5 років тому +1290

    5:54 Lady: "It's pretending to be dead so it can get closer to you"
    Jack: well it's doing a terrible job
    Dead Man: *sobbing on the ground*

    • @tamarabespoke290
      @tamarabespoke290 5 років тому +5

      Good one

    • @moonscotty_
      @moonscotty_ 5 років тому +4

      I laughed too hard lmfaoo

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm 5 років тому +5

      Yeah you can hear it sob...

    • @honeybee203
      @honeybee203 5 років тому +4

      Claudia Macias bruh I read that as it happend in the video😂😂😂

    • @stabbamonroll
      @stabbamonroll 5 років тому +3

      Dead guy: *single tear*

  • @battlemore
    @battlemore 5 років тому +1901

    Dead bodies
    Jack to adults: They're sleeping
    Jack to kids: You're gonna have to learn about death
    This destroyed me

    • @danieldeleon8111
      @danieldeleon8111 5 років тому +1

      Battlemore Can I get A Milkbag

    • @amnathegrande
      @amnathegrande 5 років тому +6

      Lmao 👏😂😂

    • @regsYTobsession
      @regsYTobsession 5 років тому +6

      When this is reality for you

    • @buck9559
      @buck9559 5 років тому +1

      2 years ago jack sead he dosent want a big beard now big beard me: 😑dafuq

    • @ThatBowl0fRice
      @ThatBowl0fRice 5 років тому +1

      Jack why XD

  • @jackaboi9937
    @jackaboi9937 5 років тому +928

    The monster in the second game was the Duolingo owl hunting you down for forgetting your Spanish lesson

    • @EmDoesNotExist
      @EmDoesNotExist 5 років тому +11

      Spanish or vanish
      ESPAÑOL O DESAPARECER

    • @Thatchaoscreator
      @Thatchaoscreator 5 років тому +3

      XD

    • @gachastar8170
      @gachastar8170 5 років тому +2

      Yo pierdo a mi familia :( boi malvado >:(

    • @Thatchaoscreator
      @Thatchaoscreator 5 років тому +3

      @@gachastar8170 i haven't taken spanish yet idk what you said

    • @gachastar8170
      @gachastar8170 5 років тому +3

      Tori's Shenanigans lol i used Google translate xP

  • @ee-wr8tw
    @ee-wr8tw 5 років тому +697

    Jacks hair
    1 brown
    2 green
    3 brown shaved sides
    4 ponytailish

  • @bee_mp3
    @bee_mp3 5 років тому +567

    Sean calling us beautiful then screaming at us is how I’m gonna describe him to people now

    • @beemi18
      @beemi18 5 років тому +6

      Thank you for the great idea,make this a thread! If someone asks you who is Jack just show 'em that footage and that's it.

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 5 років тому +4

      Best description of ya boi the Irish potato.

  • @dwightciervo4004
    @dwightciervo4004 5 років тому +332

    "You're just gonna sit there, staring"
    Stop exposing my lifestyle jack jeez.

    • @ambernaimo2452
      @ambernaimo2452 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @miss_akame
      @miss_akame 5 років тому

      *sit?

    • @dwightciervo4004
      @dwightciervo4004 5 років тому

      @@miss_akame sorry, it's 1:00 am where i'm from, thanks for the correction

    • @LpsYcats
      @LpsYcats 5 років тому +2

      @@stefanburlacu8803 Of course not, he's just trying to make people smile! ^^ 💞

  • @nathalietjuhw
    @nathalietjuhw 5 років тому +535

    10:29 Excuse me.. Water? Don’t you mean Coca Cola Zero Sugar same coke taste now with added vanilla

    • @Braxeo
      @Braxeo 5 років тому +13

      Jack really turned his fans into free corporate advertising.

    • @WtfFilmStudio
      @WtfFilmStudio 5 років тому +7

      No wonder he hasn't got his sponsorship yet

    • @nathalietjuhw
      @nathalietjuhw 5 років тому +4

      Marcɘll Ob sht you’re right, my memory is bad.
      I failed Jack 😔✊🏻

    • @davidtsytko3041
      @davidtsytko3041 5 років тому +1

      And do you mention there’s 0 suger

    • @dakotaandrew6779
      @dakotaandrew6779 5 років тому +2

      Don’t forget about Septic Juice

  • @Robin-jo5iw
    @Robin-jo5iw 5 років тому +1475

    Jack: *being nice in the intro, making me feel like im loved*
    Me: :)
    Jack: BOO
    Me:
    :(

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 5 років тому +22

      Surprised Pikachu

    • @squippyyy
      @squippyyy 5 років тому +7

      Robin Miller same :(

    • @gachastar8170
      @gachastar8170 5 років тому +4

      Was scrolling at the comments first.. so Thanks for warning me That he Was gonna Do it

    • @AnenMT
      @AnenMT 5 років тому +2

      :(

    • @tricky6770
      @tricky6770 4 роки тому +8

      It was genuinely making me happy..

  • @elaeo344
    @elaeo344 5 років тому +656

    jack: uno doesnt mean anything
    duolingo: **cough**

    • @joshuacline6830
      @joshuacline6830 5 років тому +3

      Ikr

    • @seko0629
      @seko0629 5 років тому +6

      Duolingo:*murders him * oh no he's famous
      UA-cam police: UA-camR POLICE OPEN UP! BADADADADDADADDADADDADDADADADADADADADADADADADADA

    • @honeybee203
      @honeybee203 5 років тому

      Jessica Ramsey whoooosh

    • @seko0629
      @seko0629 5 років тому +1

      @@honeybee203 wanna hear a knock knock joke

    • @honeybee203
      @honeybee203 5 років тому

      gas ter ???

  • @brittanymalzahn6479
    @brittanymalzahn6479 5 років тому +225

    Jack: *what are you doing up there? That’s where lights are supposed to be, idiot*
    (screen buzzes, guy ends up on ground)
    Jack: *well at least he listened to me and came down*

  • @parentalcryptid
    @parentalcryptid 5 років тому +224

    "there are always secrets and clues lying around"
    -literally the community searching for Ego hints

  • @mserinjohnson
    @mserinjohnson 5 років тому +188

    Some of the ghosts in the spooky detective game look like Napstablook from undertale.

  • @leopaithefikermiker8063
    @leopaithefikermiker8063 5 років тому +482

    The jumpscare didn't get me but the nice things he said made me smile like a toddler

  • @PhrostiX
    @PhrostiX 5 років тому +394

    What if... the background was real, *and JACK was FAKE.*
    Jack was the green screen all along...

    • @collynporter678
      @collynporter678 5 років тому +14

      So he didnt die, he was just of the background this whole time

    • @SapphireMoon
      @SapphireMoon 5 років тому +5

      _le gasp_

    • @wen_dingo3549
      @wen_dingo3549 5 років тому

      *El gasp*

    • @ratherblue140
      @ratherblue140 5 років тому +1

      you mean what if?

    • @jarredtodd2482
      @jarredtodd2482 5 років тому +4

      Well is it obvious he is not the background the background made the type of Matrix that makes him look like a person but he doesn't exist only in the videos he does he thinks he's real but the background is basically the plot of The Matrix

  • @bleh814
    @bleh814 5 років тому +190

    I’m so used to Jack yelling all the time that when he yells “boo” or something close it doesn’t do anything to me😂😂

    • @CatCatCat19
      @CatCatCat19 5 років тому +4

      same

    • @fastergaming3494
      @fastergaming3494 5 років тому +3

      I remember the older jackseptiky ( when i say older i mean when he played fnaf ) and if you watched every single episode of that stuff. You would be amune.

    • @bleh814
      @bleh814 5 років тому +2

      Ants Kentucky oh yeahhh I watched that series😂 oh boy that was definitely somethin😂😂

    • @deborahhowey6955
      @deborahhowey6955 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @grinreaperoftrolls7528
      @grinreaperoftrolls7528 5 років тому

      Same

  • @beccagarcia9047
    @beccagarcia9047 5 років тому +405

    "Don't say anything. You might spook it back into it's hole."
    If That Is Not Me!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kena2001
      @Kena2001 5 років тому +5

      Becca Violet Mozqueda-Garcia I know right I felt personally attacked

    • @thekeydom6671
      @thekeydom6671 3 роки тому

      Me: *sitting in my pitch-black pillow fort*
      "ThAtS nOt Me!! Im A sTaBle InDiViDuAl!

  • @IsiArcadia
    @IsiArcadia 5 років тому +285

    0:18 thanks man, I needed to hear that
    0:33 well ain’t you just a bag of salami fingers

    • @theangrypotato2.031
      @theangrypotato2.031 5 років тому +5

      *SALAMI FINGEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEERS*

    • @fairyqueengee
      @fairyqueengee 5 років тому +3

      Salami fingers, I'm weak 😂

    • @michymochi8620
      @michymochi8620 5 років тому +5

      Salami fingers oml.... I am insulting every single friend with that thank you 😂

    • @KyahJeebsPH
      @KyahJeebsPH 5 років тому +3

      Reminded me of how Jackaboy curses. He uses the most random phrases HAHAHA

    • @mavwasnthere
      @mavwasnthere 5 років тому +1

      Demon Dragon best comment

  • @samanthadinkel1223
    @samanthadinkel1223 5 років тому +459

    Jack: *puts on a detective outfit*
    Sherlock Holmes: *"am I a joke to you?"*

    • @Nobody73000
      @Nobody73000 5 років тому +7

      Thought he was detective pikachu

    • @moth2487
      @moth2487 5 років тому +2

      i love this comment

    • @EuphoriaInBloom
      @EuphoriaInBloom 5 років тому

      So clever wOw

    • @sabrinaicestaff
      @sabrinaicestaff 5 років тому

      Detective Spookly will never be better than Sherlock Holmes...the living Legend of 221b Baker Street!

  • @onefunkypossum
    @onefunkypossum 5 років тому +1150

    Damn you Jack stop sneaking into my house and taking photos of me

    • @constantdeenos
      @constantdeenos 5 років тому +6

      Yeah Jack, next time you are on Greece come to my house

    • @scottaxel9782
      @scottaxel9782 5 років тому +11

      Get out of my sad corner jack

    • @DJNAS454
      @DJNAS454 5 років тому +4

      I know I have some anti septic somewhere if you need it.

    • @danieldeleon8111
      @danieldeleon8111 5 років тому +1

      how do you feel now little Bitch!!!!!

    • @fiji9966
      @fiji9966 5 років тому

      no worries jack will be in the bathroom to

  • @faie1806
    @faie1806 5 років тому +170

    Jack: "Don't say anything. You might scare it back to it's hole."
    Me: *"HoW dID yOU KnOw whERe I LivE???"*

    • @ahandgrenade3640
      @ahandgrenade3640 3 роки тому +1

      I legit live in an attic like some kind of goblin.

  • @emilla.2852
    @emilla.2852 5 років тому +146

    3:50
    "Dont touch the body"
    literally 20 seconds earlier
    3:30 *touches the body*

  • @magix8009
    @magix8009 5 років тому +676

    "Oh it's so cute"
    I legit started smiling after that. You made my day ^^

    • @graetestfanever1
      @graetestfanever1 5 років тому +26

      I started to feel all special and started blushing....
      And im a guy?

    • @LpsYcats
      @LpsYcats 5 років тому +8

      Same quq 💖💖💖💖

    • @LpsYcats
      @LpsYcats 5 років тому +13

      @@graetestfanever1 You either feel blessed or you just noticed the gay side of yourself. If its the second part don't be ashamed, its cool. UwU 🌈💞✨

    • @Fredmucuryscat
      @Fredmucuryscat 5 років тому +2

      Samee🤭🤭❤️❤️

    • @lucystar8574
      @lucystar8574 5 років тому +2

      Me 2

  • @christalize763
    @christalize763 5 років тому +288

    *drinks out of a sippy cup*
    Anti? Is that you?
    Why I haven't heard that name in years?

  • @ashgrindle1152
    @ashgrindle1152 5 років тому +988

    Jack: wow it's so beautiful! Look at it sitting there....staring....
    Me: *eating food curled up in a blanket being a fat potato*

  • @winteranimations1011
    @winteranimations1011 5 років тому +900

    Jack: BOO!!!
    Me: *doesn't move a muscle*
    Jack: If that got you than you are not ready!!!!!!
    Me: I am emotionally detached.

    • @amberbanks
      @amberbanks 5 років тому +7

      Same. I'm sorry though. It sucks.

    • @sleepydeepy404
      @sleepydeepy404 5 років тому +4

      Sameee

    • @skai5020
      @skai5020 5 років тому +4

      WinterAnimations same

    • @Junosol543
      @Junosol543 5 років тому +3

      Same tho

    • @winteranimations1011
      @winteranimations1011 5 років тому +9

      .... I posted this 2 hours ago and already have more likes then i have had on anything in two years
      The world is as depressed as my entire life. Good to know.

  • @dolzo
    @dolzo 5 років тому +168

    Hey Jack thanks so much for playing my game Spooktective! Super awesome to have something made during a game jam played by heaps of people :D

    • @cringeonline9068
      @cringeonline9068 5 років тому +7

      Your game was awesome keep on making more :)

    • @boredrb
      @boredrb 5 років тому +5

      Dylza your game is great :)

    • @deinchander1409
      @deinchander1409 5 років тому +3

      Ur game was amazing!

    • @Dan_28
      @Dan_28 5 років тому +5

      You should make a full version of it with a proper story where we go through different cases

    • @dolzo
      @dolzo 5 років тому +4

      @@Dan_28 maybe one day! If I get a good idea for it I might look into it :)

  • @evelynnvernaz
    @evelynnvernaz 5 років тому +793

    Jack: Uno, that's a card game, it doesn't actually mean anything
    Us, Spanish people: *triggered*
    😂😂😂😂😂
    Also: dia in Spanish means day

    • @honeybee203
      @honeybee203 5 років тому +10

      Whoosh

    • @caueopvp924
      @caueopvp924 5 років тому +7

      In portuguese dia means day to

    • @Hearts-And-Crafts
      @Hearts-And-Crafts 5 років тому +22

      As soon as Jack said "uno thats card game it means nothing" I was like well in Spanish it means one and you said uno and on the people count thing said 1 so your right in way.

    • @neptuuna9107
      @neptuuna9107 5 років тому +9

      And 'Dia' is 'you' in malay

    • @tonidanz856
      @tonidanz856 5 років тому +17

      Next on Pew News "Jacksepticeye did an oopsie"

  • @tenebris1249
    @tenebris1249 5 років тому +393

    So beautiful. Look at it just sitting there, staring. Aw, it's so cute.
    You literally made me happy and blushy, thank you Sean.
    Edit: Geez guys thanks for so many likes! Don't know why me, a lot of people said the same thing but you made my day so again thanks :)

    • @jonarhax3388
      @jonarhax3388 5 років тому +6

      I thought he was gonna check the picture and say "ooh that's a smudged one"

    • @neonikat827
      @neonikat827 5 років тому

      Tenebris 12 SAME

    • @texasroze2371
      @texasroze2371 5 років тому

      ikr😄

  • @Marfvoe
    @Marfvoe 5 років тому +228

    0:07 *i see a great meme opportunity here guys and girls*

    • @foodtheedible
      @foodtheedible 5 років тому +1

      yes

    • @thomasbennett5724
      @thomasbennett5724 5 років тому

      You are right sure

    • @Lionn1
      @Lionn1 5 років тому

      Yuuup

    • @Kinkoms
      @Kinkoms 5 років тому +3

      *a bird screaming like a man non-stop* 0:07

    • @U5ER8
      @U5ER8 5 років тому

      (plays the skyrim intro thing)

  • @Maxwellish
    @Maxwellish 5 років тому +418

    “that’s a population of uno, that’s a card game but it doesn’t actually mean anything”
    Spanish language: *loud sigh*

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 5 років тому +16

      He knows, that's the joke

    • @ashertbm
      @ashertbm 5 років тому +3

      :/

    • @LordAragorn1978
      @LordAragorn1978 5 років тому +2

      He doesn't know because uno simply means one.

    • @kebbin4785
      @kebbin4785 5 років тому +10

      @@LordAragorn1978 If he didnt know that uno means one, then how did he know to say it's a population of uno in the first place?

    • @ashertbm
      @ashertbm 5 років тому +6

      Toby Estman hate to break it to you bud but uh...
      *thats the joke*

  • @ScarySwan25
    @ScarySwan25 5 років тому +89

    I feel so taken care of and cared for-
    Jack septic eye: BAHHHH-
    Me: ......... I trusted you

  • @MariaMartinez-yj5rn
    @MariaMartinez-yj5rn 5 років тому +249

    Sean: WOW look at it. It's so beautiful....just sitting there staring..
    Me: *awkwardly wrapped in a blanket in the dark stuffing my face with Takis and Coca-Cola. (Zero sugar, same great taste with a hint of vanilla)*

    • @kakooge
      @kakooge 5 років тому +3

      This is the most epic comment I've ever seed.

    • @Menma-Abyss
      @Menma-Abyss 5 років тому +2

      Same tho

    • @KaliPark
      @KaliPark 5 років тому +2

      same tho

    • @Mayflowerinoo
      @Mayflowerinoo 5 років тому +2

      Maria Martinez hhahahahaha

    • @katsoren5965
      @katsoren5965 5 років тому +1

      now I'm hungry for a crunchable chip
      there should be takis that aren't hot....

  • @blueharmonica3606
    @blueharmonica3606 5 років тому +342

    Jack: Is a professional UA-camr
    Also Jack: Has Duck Tape on his chair

    • @crackstar2139
      @crackstar2139 5 років тому +6

      Annika Yoder I think he actually has flex tape on his chair

    • @JustARegularPlayer
      @JustARegularPlayer 5 років тому +9

      Why he has duct tape on his chair? I'm gonna ask you another question, erm...
      *ReAl BaCkGrUoNd Or FaKe BaCkGrOuNd?!*

    • @onetrickyboi839
      @onetrickyboi839 5 років тому +5

      Annika Yoder
      If you say “duck tape” your opinion doesn’t matter

    • @kodyrowe-manns6360
      @kodyrowe-manns6360 5 років тому

      @@JustARegularPlayer
      *REAL BOY*
      *BAD BOY*

    • @shamboozler566
      @shamboozler566 5 років тому +1

      @@onetrickyboi839 lmao

  • @sunsethourglass4406
    @sunsethourglass4406 5 років тому +493

    "It's so beautiful! Look at it sitting there...Staring"
    "It's so cute!"
    Me: *Scrunching up into a ball in my blanket* Oh stawp it, you sweetheart you

  • @grimmgrin1925
    @grimmgrin1925 5 років тому +113

    Jack :scream louder I can’t hear your advice
    Me : Screams dont die at the tv at midnight

  • @ashnoz793
    @ashnoz793 5 років тому +311

    Sean: "This really is a stairway to heaven-the eagles were right!"
    Me: "Wrong band, but you got the spirit! :D"

    • @tyrekenaidoo1455
      @tyrekenaidoo1455 5 років тому +3

      He meant like, in the sky, eagles

    • @WyllFyr3
      @WyllFyr3 5 років тому +5

      I had to stop to make sure I wasn’t getting the band mixed up too lol. Led Zeppelin, right?

    • @firegodessreiko
      @firegodessreiko 5 років тому +3

      @@WyllFyr3 Correct~

    • @tamarabespoke290
      @tamarabespoke290 5 років тому +2

      I thought the same thing XD

  • @ethanmoodley7359
    @ethanmoodley7359 5 років тому +387

    Sean:"Just look at it sitting staring , oh so cute"
    me: *awkwardly eating toast

    • @riannabishop2962
      @riannabishop2962 5 років тому +6

      Ethan Moodley *awkwardly drinks tea*

    • @to0thkid958
      @to0thkid958 5 років тому +6

      I felt so uncomfortable lmao 😂

    • @lizpupa5848
      @lizpupa5848 5 років тому +5

      I actually got closer to the screen idk why and he screamed. I fucking regret it

    • @macaroni7702
      @macaroni7702 5 років тому

      I just stared slightly faltered and weirded out

    • @scarlettcruz4541
      @scarlettcruz4541 5 років тому +2

      *awkward sits there drinking coffee*

  • @pamelaharper8728
    @pamelaharper8728 5 років тому +183

    Jack: Oooh it's so cute *picture taken*
    Me:How'd you get in my house

    • @QuietChaos1996
      @QuietChaos1996 5 років тому +1

      Crazy Muffin Child
      Through your open window.

    • @retrogaming7581
      @retrogaming7581 5 років тому +1

      Lmao right when i saw this the part of him saying that is playing

    • @pamelaharper8728
      @pamelaharper8728 5 років тому

      I don't have a window 😅

    • @retrogaming7581
      @retrogaming7581 5 років тому

      @@pamelaharper8728 do you live in a cave? Lmao

    • @pamelaharper8728
      @pamelaharper8728 5 років тому

      @@retrogaming7581 uhh maybe..shhh

  • @tildenordstrom6807
    @tildenordstrom6807 5 років тому +210

    Seàn: takes picture of me
    Me: I think i blinked

  • @meat_doughnuts3457
    @meat_doughnuts3457 5 років тому +491

    Before
    Population:0
    After jacksepticeyes video...
    Population:Over 36M

  • @majorproblems77
    @majorproblems77 5 років тому +247

    Jack calling us cute at the start made my day. Thank you jackaboi
    Edit:holy I've never had a comment this big before XD

  • @ball56
    @ball56 5 років тому +225

    10:15 Oh hi anti. Haven't heard you in a while. Glad you still exist

    • @seko0629
      @seko0629 5 років тому +4

      Before kill sèan kill me i hate my life
      Even if my next life begins stab me

    • @nixwinter3290
      @nixwinter3290 5 років тому +4

      I had a fucking panic attack. Idk why, it's mayhem, I should be prepared, but I'm not

    • @SladesGirl
      @SladesGirl 5 років тому +4

      I was like YES!!

    • @WORLD_STXR
      @WORLD_STXR 5 років тому +5

      6:42 I'm not scared of these games video

    • @dragonduke5872
      @dragonduke5872 5 років тому +3

      Ball - we seen anti in a video a while ago, I think it was the one with the guy that goes HEE HEE.

  • @Katinnit69
    @Katinnit69 5 років тому +260

    Jack: are you praying for me
    Me: yes (while actually praying)
    Edit: omg thanks for 64 like I have never got so much likes

  • @aidalugo6399
    @aidalugo6399 5 років тому +242

    Jack: *says anything in a distorted voice or glitches screen*
    Everyone else: ANTI??!!!?!!?!?!?!

  • @gayslinky5236
    @gayslinky5236 5 років тому +335

    Jack:just look at it sitting there, staring OH ITS SO CUTE!
    Me: *intense happiness* :)
    Edit:holy crap thanks for all the likes

  • @freaky_fero
    @freaky_fero 5 років тому +264

    Jack Spookly: Paranormal Detective.......I feel another ego coming on!

    • @kuparisiipi5173
      @kuparisiipi5173 5 років тому +14

      That would be Jack Skepticeye

    • @meatfluff
      @meatfluff 5 років тому +2

      @@kuparisiipi5173 oh my god yes

    • @kuparisiipi5173
      @kuparisiipi5173 5 років тому +4

      @@meatfluff Can't take the credit for that though 😃 I believe it originated on tour, bc of some misspelling 😆

    • @eliraeclipse2435
      @eliraeclipse2435 5 років тому +3

      @@kuparisiipi5173 oh wow someone who is honest. That's rare

    • @actionlogan8792
      @actionlogan8792 5 років тому +4

      Jack SPOoOoKticeye

  • @marbenmin5878
    @marbenmin5878 5 років тому +143

    10:08 - 10:25
    Anti: *Incoherent words that according to my friend who decoded that either says "Thank you for your contribution to this video" or "Thank you for your contribution to his/this death."
    Me: Hey...Anti, eat a Snickers, you're not yourself when you're hungry. *Hands snickers*
    Anti: *Eats Snickers*
    Me: Better?
    Jack: Better.

    • @sleuthelle
      @sleuthelle 5 років тому +5

      I heard "Thank you for your contribution to this channel"

    • @whatismylife7307
      @whatismylife7307 5 років тому +1

      I heard both? But I heard video first

    • @hurshel3425
      @hurshel3425 4 роки тому +3

      He says both and he does say "to this video" first

    • @banisteranim8573
      @banisteranim8573 4 роки тому +1

      I heard the first one

    • @failedfairytales22
      @failedfairytales22 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I think it’s just a mix of both

  • @aidensplanet
    @aidensplanet 5 років тому +305

    Sean: *B O O !*
    Me: [no movement at all] What, what was that?

    • @hazelolive7895
      @hazelolive7895 5 років тому +13

      Sean:BOO!
      Me: Do I look like a joke to you?

    • @actuallyfirezen
      @actuallyfirezen 5 років тому +9

      Sean: BOO
      Me:Do you honestly think your funny?

    • @devido2
      @devido2 5 років тому +7

      Sean: BOO!
      Me: Ya serious bruh... -_-

    • @stan52323
      @stan52323 5 років тому +6

      Sean: BOO!
      Me: *_BOO!_*

    • @mamamoooooooooooooooo
      @mamamoooooooooooooooo 5 років тому +1

      Me too HAHAHAHA

  • @allenfuller4843
    @allenfuller4843 5 років тому +139

    Game: Welcome to DIA
    Me: Denver International Airport?

    • @sarahjimeilofgren
      @sarahjimeilofgren 5 років тому +1

      Instead of the crab thingie, it's the demon horse chasing you.

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +2

      Is that the airport everyone claims to be haunted, or am I thinking of a completely different one?

    • @serena_elizabeth8453
      @serena_elizabeth8453 5 років тому +4

      I read this comment as I am sitting in Denver International Airport, waiting to go home.

    • @mavwasnthere
      @mavwasnthere 5 років тому

      YES

    • @sarahjimeilofgren
      @sarahjimeilofgren 5 років тому

      @@emlynselene1096 It's definitely haunted, but also it's under the control of the Illuminati.

  • @theatheistcowboy4227
    @theatheistcowboy4227 5 років тому +293

    Oh Jack... my boy... please tell me you didn't say that Stairway to Heaven was by the Eagles...

    • @johnhoag6720
      @johnhoag6720 5 років тому +9

      Smoky Boar Forge this comment needs more likes so he can see the disappointment we all are feeling

    • @spencerseiler4904
      @spencerseiler4904 5 років тому +7

      Are people already forgetting led zeppelin

    • @Dan_28
      @Dan_28 5 років тому +5

      I was waiting for him to say something about Led Zeppelin or start singing the song and when he said The Eagles i was so disappointed

    • @MalisShadobreed
      @MalisShadobreed 5 років тому +2

      I shook my head for a good 20 minutes before returning to the video!

    • @xtallove9965
      @xtallove9965 5 років тому

      Right!!!

  • @aidandagamer107
    @aidandagamer107 5 років тому +64

    Jack: uno doesn’t mean anything
    Everyone else: guess he didn’t take Spanish

  • @noyankeenobrim7308
    @noyankeenobrim7308 5 років тому +638

    Jack: **puts on detective hat**
    Jack’s old flat hat: am I a joke to you?
    Me: *_guys we can make a new ego with this_*

    • @ororion212
      @ororion212 5 років тому +9

      Jack Spookly

    • @link_bubbles9159
      @link_bubbles9159 5 років тому +17

      DetectiveSeptic!

    • @aztv1615
      @aztv1615 5 років тому +10

      jacklock holms

    • @strayheart2137
      @strayheart2137 5 років тому +5

      Jackrick Patrick! He just pops out of no where!

    • @strayheart2137
      @strayheart2137 5 років тому +5

      Hes a detective but they think its a joke. Until Jameson dissapears.
      :0

  • @playlistics108
    @playlistics108 5 років тому +124

    >be me
    >be sitting in a cold room snug on chair
    >is enjoying Sean's compliments at beginning of video
    >receives spook
    >jumps out of chair and curses video

  • @pyrocainam
    @pyrocainam 5 років тому +99

    The intro seriously made me so happy I was so touched
    Then I was scared and I felt betrayed and I actually was scared by it
    Edit: I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES TOO

    • @kiwipunchplayer
      @kiwipunchplayer 5 років тому

      Did you draw your profile pic? Its super cool!

    • @pyrocainam
      @pyrocainam 5 років тому

      KiwiPunch Player I did draw it! Thank you so much!

    • @TheLuckyLuke314
      @TheLuckyLuke314 5 років тому

      He didn't scare me!! I've been watching him for about 4 years 😎

  • @AniFoxi
    @AniFoxi 5 років тому +44

    *getting all comfy and petted with compliments*
    Jack:BOO
    *Confused screaming.*

  • @masesc8445
    @masesc8445 5 років тому +323

    *intro rolls*
    Me: *feeling fine*
    Jack: *compliments viewer*
    Me: he might be watching his own reflection in the camera.

    • @LDaniel_BDuce
      @LDaniel_BDuce 5 років тому +8

      No... he saw anti

    • @kittycat-sc7je
      @kittycat-sc7je 5 років тому +4

      No...he saw anti

    • @LDaniel_BDuce
      @LDaniel_BDuce 5 років тому +5

      kitty cat good job coming up with somthing original

    • @marilynwalsh7232
      @marilynwalsh7232 5 років тому +2

      Circus Girl okay but guys
      Hear me out
      I know this is a big stretch but just give me a small chance-
      No...
      **He saw Anti-**

    • @dma93-ch
      @dma93-ch 5 років тому +2

      @@marilynwalsh7232 O:

  • @disgruntledmole
    @disgruntledmole 5 років тому +150

    7:58
    "Im making it all the way thats a bad sign"
    You dont believe in STEVE?!?!?!?!

    • @ponder_dok1278
      @ponder_dok1278 5 років тому

      i look at the comments and i see this part ...and on suprize I SEE THIS......PERFECT TIMING....

  • @zinniadraconid7217
    @zinniadraconid7217 5 років тому +172

    Jack:
    *Taking photos*There! It’s beautiful! Aww it’s so cute!
    Me: *lying in bed with an extreme case of bed hair* LOL NOPE🤪😆

  • @peyuko5960
    @peyuko5960 5 років тому +32

    18:31 I thought I saw something very familiar but didn't know what... I later realized that his hat reminded me of Flat Cap Sean... Oh the Nostalgia!!!!!

    • @voiduss7563
      @voiduss7563 4 роки тому

      Big pepe definitely big pepe

  • @KYKMBR
    @KYKMBR 5 років тому +134

    Mood: "can I just go into the trash where I belong?"

  • @fairyqueengee
    @fairyqueengee 5 років тому +127

    Sean: It's beautiful...
    Me: *sweating, messily eating sloppy joe cornbread and rice*...uhhh...hi. 😐

    • @byakkomarutsuki6935
      @byakkomarutsuki6935 5 років тому +3

      Cornbread is good tho

    • @CIB88
      @CIB88 5 років тому +4

      I was eating taco flavored lays when he said that. Lol

    • @wispyskull9773
      @wispyskull9773 5 років тому +1

      I was exercising and relatively sweaty

    • @jaideperkins852
      @jaideperkins852 5 років тому +1

      I had just shoved a huge bite of my burger in my mouth 😂😂

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 5 років тому +227

    HOW DARE YOU SCROLL DOWN!! JACK IS TALKING....NOW GIVE RESPECT!!!

  • @moonlight_dulcet
    @moonlight_dulcet 5 років тому +8

    Ok but the start of the vid at 0:14 it actually made me feel really happy. I wanna meet Jack so bad he's so precious and kind

  • @dumb008
    @dumb008 5 років тому +326

    Someone normal: Boo!
    Me: I’m fine.
    Jacksepticeye: B O O.
    Me: *Has a panic attack*

  • @letmesleepplease2769
    @letmesleepplease2769 5 років тому +199

    Screen goes black and voice
    everyone: ANtIii~Senpai GAssPPP
    Please don’t come for me

  • @tomassanjiao8265
    @tomassanjiao8265 5 років тому +70

    Me: *first time watching jack in a coulple of months*
    Jack: come on in, it's nice to see you again!
    Me: *holding tears* you precious irish cinnabun why you gotta do me dirty like that?

  • @cheese.6412
    @cheese.6412 5 років тому +37

    I poked the screen/Jack's face just as he shouted "BOO"

  • @afrokween8752
    @afrokween8752 5 років тому +277

    13:21
    Seán: "I'm gone like an easy, breezy..."
    Me: "Beautiful covergirl?"
    Seán: "....fart!"
    Me: "Oh...."

    • @dairenimhurchu6017
      @dairenimhurchu6017 5 років тому +1

      Kynsy Bixler hey just wanted to let you know that the fáda on Seán is backwards. A backwards fáda is typical of Scots Gaelic but not in Irish Gaelic. 😊

    • @afrokween8752
      @afrokween8752 5 років тому +2

      @@dairenimhurchu6017 Ahhhh gotcha! Thanks for the clarification!😃

  • @battlemore
    @battlemore 5 років тому +201

    Jack: Can I go in the trash where I belong?
    No Jack, no. Don't steal my home.

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 5 років тому +6

      "Honey!! I'm trash!!"

    • @QuietChaos1996
      @QuietChaos1996 5 років тому

      Battlemore Can I get 10000 subs?
      Hey! You stole MY home! I’ve been in here for 22, almost 23, years! 😂😂😂

    • @battlemore
      @battlemore 5 років тому

      @@QuietChaos1996 well I've been here forever since trash has been invented by John Trash who tried shooting an empty bottle of can into a volcano

  • @demonboi_5512
    @demonboi_5512 5 років тому +134

    Lol, he is in the darkness void for fourteen years and first thing he does when he escapes is play a scary game.

  • @rebeccakehrer419
    @rebeccakehrer419 5 років тому +64

    When he takes the picture and the camera I made a funny face did you? HELL YA ANTI.
    Me: knew there would be a jump scare
    Game: gives a jump scare
    Me: jumps anyway

  • @nikkiwilson3634
    @nikkiwilson3634 5 років тому +98

    The first 25 seconds of this video made my heart happy❤️

  • @doneson1717
    @doneson1717 5 років тому +250

    Lol, you missed the opportunity to call yourself Jack Magnifeye.

  • @L3m0nB33
    @L3m0nB33 5 років тому +311

    0:07
    Hes so amazed "its beautiful"
    Me: stuffing my face with ham sandwich and drinking a barrel kids juice.
    Yep beautiful lol

  • @TheSchokodragon
    @TheSchokodragon 5 років тому +12

    First game: it's One Shot's finale all over again (the tower)
    Second game: stairs to heaven - Spike Spiegel's worst nightmare
    Third game: Napstablook!

  • @vonsoldevilla6607
    @vonsoldevilla6607 5 років тому +100

    Hey Jack I just want to suggest a game called Desire,Its like Fran Bow but all about anxiety and loneliness I know you played the sequal yesterday but I was too late to ask this game is really old btw I think.

  • @isadorabriseno
    @isadorabriseno 5 років тому +290

    me: :(
    jack, facing the camera: hey look! its beautiful uwu
    me: :)

  • @suziesdoodles
    @suziesdoodles 5 років тому +114

    when jack was talking about how beautiful we are, i was stuffing my face with french fries.....

    • @chainmaster1465
      @chainmaster1465 5 років тому +3

      Suzie スージ that's when you know someone care; when they complement you when you're at your best. Satisfying you love for food.

    • @TsujiroI
      @TsujiroI 5 років тому +1

      Exactly, fries are gorgeous, therefore your face was made gorgeous!

    • @WyllFyr3
      @WyllFyr3 5 років тому +1

      I was putting white powder on my face to make me look paler and more even in skin tone lol. Halfway through I’m eating a mushroom quesadilla with one small orange pepper.

    • @smoorzboyzbabeee
      @smoorzboyzbabeee 5 років тому +1

      I was just eating spaghetti and I don't think I've blushed harder in my life XD

    • @MrVashra13
      @MrVashra13 5 років тому +1

      I was flipping him off & when he doubled down on it I brought out the other bird... & hit the like button immediately after.

  • @sparkingred166
    @sparkingred166 5 років тому +101

    Me: Awww! Im cute?
    Jack: It might go back into its hole!
    Me: *wth*

  • @TheKittenlover93
    @TheKittenlover93 5 років тому +203

    Me:*almost falling asleep*
    Jack:Look at it staring!
    Me: oop what?
    Jack: it’s so cute!
    Me: whaaaaaaa- me?

    • @fluffydumbun
      @fluffydumbun 5 років тому +4

      How do you fall asleep to a video from Jack?😂

    • @moonstone3773
      @moonstone3773 5 років тому

      Breezy BLINDS YOU

  • @isabellawang5203
    @isabellawang5203 5 років тому +82

    4:30
    “You need to speak up buddy, no one can hear you.”
    Yeah if only you had a loud Irish Jackaboy near you to help you with your problem

  • @Jayhan146
    @Jayhan146 5 років тому +80

    "It's so cute"
    *Happy cake eating intensifies *

  • @jesscarroll
    @jesscarroll 5 років тому +130

    What the hell was that outro!?
    Jack: If only it was still super sunny outside I could go burn things.
    You feeling ok dude!?

    • @irain4927
      @irain4927 5 років тому +4

      Anti did the Outro

    • @jesscarroll
      @jesscarroll 5 років тому +2

      @@irain4927 That would explain it!

    • @tiramiii
      @tiramiii 5 років тому

      Virus 354 he was holding a magnifying glass so maybe he was saying that he hoped it was sunny outside so he could burn things with the magnifying glass.

  • @blank_906
    @blank_906 5 років тому +136

    Who else didn't get scared because he always suddenly starts screaming ? XD

  • @jayvee4234
    @jayvee4234 5 років тому +62

    The magnifying glass on the third game
    Made the ghosts
    *DETECTIVE*

  • @elizabethkuruc7701
    @elizabethkuruc7701 5 років тому +16

    jack: or secret door number three; all around me?
    me: i cAN FEEL YOU ALL AROUND ME

  • @the5starfridge502
    @the5starfridge502 5 років тому +175

    Jack: Uno Wich doesn't mean anything
    Me: It mEaNs OnE
    Ps Uno means one in Spanish idk if it means something in other languages

  • @katiet6569
    @katiet6569 5 років тому +76

    When the bird boi was chasing jack and you see him far away- it reminded me of...
    *FLINT LOCKWOOD*

    • @CosmiccNova
      @CosmiccNova 5 років тому

      MY BEAUTIFUL SON JACK. THIS IS MY ONLY SON

    • @katiet6569
      @katiet6569 5 років тому

      @@thegreatdokidefendertf2889 *W O O D L O C K F L I N T*

    • @Pontwo
      @Pontwo 5 років тому

      i wonder if some of the people who refer to that have actually seen the movie or only the FLINT LOCCWOOD meme

    • @katiet6569
      @katiet6569 5 років тому

      @@Pontwo no, I've seen it🙃

  • @wolfether
    @wolfether 5 років тому +118

    "if its written in blood its serious." jacksepticeye 2019. 10:50

  • @danifields6805
    @danifields6805 5 років тому +18

    Jack: “Where is it? I need to look the part.”
    Me: *Gets excited* “Is it your old hat?”
    Jack: *Pulls our detective hat*
    Me: “Looks close enough!”

  • @NM-ot1jv
    @NM-ot1jv 5 років тому +182

    3 things that happened today:
    (1) My neighbours said they didn't like Jack's voice
    (2) My neighbours got hit by a bus
    (3) I lost my bus license

    • @BreadLoeuf
      @BreadLoeuf 5 років тому +3

      N M | Completely unrelated, right?

    • @finn4770
      @finn4770 5 років тому +2

      Oof I did this 1 yr ago xD did u copy???

    • @Kaffe23
      @Kaffe23 5 років тому +12

      Umm.. im gonna have to take you in

    • @Kaffe23
      @Kaffe23 5 років тому +10

      @@finn4770 and you too

    • @avon_the_trash_king6966
      @avon_the_trash_king6966 5 років тому +2

      Welp.....at least it wasn't a wood chipper.

  • @nessy4615
    @nessy4615 5 років тому +279

    When Jack doesn't start off the video with top of the morning to ya.
    Me :(

    • @waxingmoon2726
      @waxingmoon2726 5 років тому +5

      Splatter man they say it be like that sometimes but lately it be like that all the time

    • @s0up_can
      @s0up_can 5 років тому

      :'(

    • @XxShikuMikuxX
      @XxShikuMikuxX 5 років тому +1

      I kind of like it. I hated getting a big slap in the face everyday because I was never prepared.

    • @fandomgirl1779
      @fandomgirl1779 5 років тому

      I think he mostly does that when he plays games. Like important games. Because I've seen him briefly playing games, and he does it. Sometime he does it and sometimes he doesn't. So yeah.

    • @vibqxr4386
      @vibqxr4386 5 років тому

      R.I.P Me

  • @amytoka8673
    @amytoka8673 5 років тому +137

    "Its so cute!"
    Me: **smiling**
    Picture flash
    Me: NoOoOoOoo

  • @madisonL125
    @madisonL125 5 років тому +30

    jack: You might spook it back into it's hole....
    Me: i fEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED

  • @sketchyartz5167
    @sketchyartz5167 5 років тому +23

    10:14 Don’t deny you thought Anti was gonna show up here

  • @LadyMaroon54
    @LadyMaroon54 5 років тому +104

    When the screen went black my brain was like " Antisepticeye!?Antisepticeye!?Antisepticeye!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

    • @dragongold63
      @dragongold63 5 років тому +3

      glad i wasnt the only one

    • @ambee1041
      @ambee1041 5 років тому +3

      Thank god Im not alone

    • @jiggerypokery8476
      @jiggerypokery8476 5 років тому +6

      I am kinda surprised how few people are talking about this! XD
      As soon as I heard the voice I noping so hard, but at the same time YAAAAAAAS.

    • @starbird6
      @starbird6 5 років тому +3

      WHERE ARE MY EGOS AT ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE LAST REAL TEASES

    • @snowbird1381
      @snowbird1381 5 років тому +3

      👀 analyzing the voice and words right now to find clues. What the heck 😬

  • @gayghostguy2089
    @gayghostguy2089 5 років тому +169

    Jacksepticeye is the world's greatest detective
    *Sherlock Holmes who?*

  • @Bia-pr4gh
    @Bia-pr4gh 5 років тому +8

    jack: AHH I HATE BIRDS
    dark shadow and tokuyama: T^T you mean

  • @amara6817
    @amara6817 5 років тому +164

    Me: zoning off into space
    Jack: *distorted* BoOoOoO!! If you jumped your not ready for this game.
    Me:... what happened? *skips back and watches all over again*

    • @Layde_Nyx19
      @Layde_Nyx19 5 років тому +2

      Lol I didn't even have time to register the BOO because I have the slowest reaction time ever.

    • @JoshuaPro2125
      @JoshuaPro2125 5 років тому +1

      Guess weren't ready lol

    • @andrewmcleary4309
      @andrewmcleary4309 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @XxelitexX-wy5im
      @XxelitexX-wy5im 5 років тому

      Exactly what happens every. Single. Time

  • @pusmiris1791
    @pusmiris1791 5 років тому +44

    10:16
    I couldn't have possibly been the only one to expecting Anti to show up at that part
    ....or maybe I'm just deprate...
    This was a fun video to watch nevertheless!

    • @heyitsalex.55
      @heyitsalex.55 5 років тому +3

      He kinda did but not really

    • @sparrowflyaway
      @sparrowflyaway 5 років тому +4

      You’re not the only one who expected that, nor are you the only one impatient for the next appearance of Anti X3 Was the only reason I was hyped for Halloween last year ‘cause he’d had a Halloween appearance of Anti on the past few Halloweens, but then he skipped it last year.

    • @shadowthedestroyer2241
      @shadowthedestroyer2241 5 років тому

      What did he say?

    • @anymal2881
      @anymal2881 5 років тому +1

      Also when he put his detective hat one, I got suspicions. But I Immediantly assumed that was an Anti hint.

    • @shooboobn
      @shooboobn 5 років тому +1

      My first thought was Anti tbh