Soccer Legend Zlatan Ibrahimovic Reads His Favorite 'Zlatan Facts'

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024

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  • @frailhealer2385
    @frailhealer2385 8 років тому +8957

    zlatan once kicked the earth..........its been spinning ever since.

    • @edermanuel6068
      @edermanuel6068 8 років тому +132

      here we have our winner 😎

    • @KiraThe7th.
      @KiraThe7th. 7 років тому +19

      lol

    • @alaweyvc8729
      @alaweyvc8729 7 років тому +19

      Daniel Pauna omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @zsidontknowwhattoname4395
      @zsidontknowwhattoname4395 7 років тому +19

      hahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha BEST ONE YET

    • @AI_01000
      @AI_01000 7 років тому +57

      Zlatan hasnt been given the balon dor coz Balon D'or doesnt deserve Zlatan.

  • @aboodamak8113
    @aboodamak8113 9 років тому +5683

    When zlatan comes late to the training the coach blames the other players for coming early

  • @radithyajoenan4640
    @radithyajoenan4640 7 років тому +8914

    Zlatan knows victoria's secret..

  • @zyngod_8631
    @zyngod_8631 3 роки тому +2768

    Used Zlatan as the password
    Password too strong, Try another one.

  • @anon56725
    @anon56725 6 років тому +2724

    Zlatan wakes up the alarm

  • @vinh5051
    @vinh5051 4 роки тому +3019

    Zlatan makes onions cry

    • @technicrox1203
      @technicrox1203 3 роки тому +9

      Woah

    • @tomaspetro4966
      @tomaspetro4966 3 роки тому +11

      Underrated comment

    • @an_38kitkashyap
      @an_38kitkashyap 3 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GM-kj7sy
      @GM-kj7sy 3 роки тому +8

      lol had this been posted like 4 yrs ago u wud hav got more likes.😂😂😂😂super comment

    • @technicrox1203
      @technicrox1203 3 роки тому +5

      @@GM-kj7sy Zlatan and his comments never gets old

  • @rjb204
    @rjb204 6 років тому +5053

    A policeman once stopped Zlatan for overspeeding. Zlatan let him off with a warning.

  • @UFC_MMA_Clips
    @UFC_MMA_Clips Рік тому +1189

    It's nice to see that humor has a great sense of Zlatan.

  • @bluesox315
    @bluesox315 6 років тому +8411

    Zlatan uses Sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes

  • @jonathanmanson5806
    @jonathanmanson5806 4 роки тому +4770

    Zlatan was stabbed three years ago and the knife is still in a critical condition

    • @wry6969
      @wry6969 4 роки тому +51

      This is underrated

    • @xitizplays8446
      @xitizplays8446 3 роки тому +54

      Latest news !
      Sadly the knife passed on 15th nov.

    • @darkrma5865
      @darkrma5865 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @aabhashrai6925
      @aabhashrai6925 3 роки тому +6

      I saw this cmnt had 999 likes so you are welcome

    • @jahfarhere
      @jahfarhere 3 роки тому +9

      According to the latest report the knife passed away

  • @RealTaIk
    @RealTaIk 8 років тому +6822

    when zlatan left his home in the age of 13 he said to his father: "now you are the man of this house"

  • @CreativismeOfficial
    @CreativismeOfficial 3 роки тому +2510

    When Zlatan install windows, microsoft accept his terms and conditions.

  • @khairulasmihamzah3371
    @khairulasmihamzah3371 4 роки тому +4905

    When Zlatan phone ring in theater, they pause the movie

  • @serhangul4786
    @serhangul4786 9 років тому +4724

    Zlatan has a bear carpet in his living room but the bear is not dead. It is afraid to move.

  • @mohamedkurbanov1896
    @mohamedkurbanov1896 7 років тому +3235

    They said nothing could kill Zlatan..., so Zlatan found nothing and killed it

    • @yusufluhar5881
      @yusufluhar5881 6 років тому +18

      Mohamed Kurbanov 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @neerkoli
      @neerkoli 6 років тому +62

      Dude, that is deep!

    • @kevinbarth
      @kevinbarth 6 років тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @EasternEuropeGirl
      @EasternEuropeGirl 6 років тому +6

      Mohamed Kurbanov 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lowdiepie4204
      @lowdiepie4204 6 років тому +5

      😂😂😂

  • @hawk8814
    @hawk8814 Рік тому +2405

    When Zlatan overspeeds, other cars get fined for driving slow.

  • @pranavdwivedi6899
    @pranavdwivedi6899 4 роки тому +5802

    Some say Zlatan has counted to infinity twice.

    • @rafaels.2350
      @rafaels.2350 3 роки тому +154

      Backwards

    • @TEAML3ZAR
      @TEAML3ZAR 3 роки тому +17

      Dang

    • @615Jan
      @615Jan 3 роки тому +29

      So basically what yoy guys do is take chuck norris facts and change the name. 👍

    • @rafaels.2350
      @rafaels.2350 3 роки тому +23

      @@615Jan pretty much yeah

    • @jackshit9958
      @jackshit9958 3 роки тому +22

      @@615Jan No, it's TRUE, it's ALL TRUE.

  • @manuelmatteo6771
    @manuelmatteo6771 8 років тому +13762

    Zlatan once went out for a bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

    • @1OAK
      @1OAK 7 років тому +74

      Manuel Matteo Lmfao

    • @riaz6559
      @riaz6559 7 років тому +57

      Manuel Matteo good one

    • @littlebill4877
      @littlebill4877 7 років тому +16

      Manuel Matteo hahahha

    • @manuelmatteo6771
      @manuelmatteo6771 7 років тому +28

      Thanks for 500 likes guys :)

    • @arvin7624
      @arvin7624 7 років тому +35

      Manuel Matteo This is gold😂

  • @kylehyo1008
    @kylehyo1008 7 років тому +9671

    before Zlatan was born the alphabet ended with y

  • @akih.3911
    @akih.3911 3 роки тому +1174

    Zlatan rubbed the lamp and said to the genie: You have three wishes

  • @yusufdk5614
    @yusufdk5614 5 років тому +1469

    Bigfoot claims he saw Zlatan.

  • @nirav007ish
    @nirav007ish 7 років тому +840

    Zlatan Once killed a living room

  • @princeyadhav3503
    @princeyadhav3503 6 років тому +2232

    When Zlatan comes to school late , the teacher apologies for reaching too early

    • @mosamuel7708
      @mosamuel7708 5 років тому +64

      Zlatan never comes to school late
      Because the school starts too early

    • @KadhaiPaneer99
      @KadhaiPaneer99 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @henrycode679
      @henrycode679 4 роки тому

      Dipankar Das h

    • @phantomgold3255
      @phantomgold3255 4 роки тому +36

      Zlatan has twice missed a day at school
      Now it's called Saturday and Sunday

    • @psychothunder8832
      @psychothunder8832 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @antreaskoutsoftas3117
    @antreaskoutsoftas3117 3 роки тому +1141

    When Zlatan spell a word wrong, the dictionary change

    • @Krispy4real
      @Krispy4real 3 роки тому +14

      The spelling change better 😂😂😂

    • @ido7449
      @ido7449 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahah

    • @revolver1382
      @revolver1382 3 роки тому +2

      underrated🤣🤣

    • @araaf1982
      @araaf1982 3 роки тому +7

      It's contradict, Zlatan never wrong..

    • @ido7449
      @ido7449 3 роки тому +1

      @@araaf1982 yea

  • @PEGGY18MAFIA
    @PEGGY18MAFIA 6 років тому +5273

    Zlatan and hulk once had a fight. The loser had to paint himself green for the rest of his life

    • @bitchhyhyhy2091
      @bitchhyhyhy2091 6 років тому +78

      Fucking hell😂

    • @muhammadlaving2670
      @muhammadlaving2670 4 роки тому +18

      😝🤣😹😹😹

    • @pritammoni989
      @pritammoni989 4 роки тому +29

      This is epic

    • @nitinmadhwal5349
      @nitinmadhwal5349 4 роки тому +13

      @@pritammoni989 can you tell me why these kind of "all powerful persona" type memes are prevalent in zlatan's case??

    • @pritammoni989
      @pritammoni989 4 роки тому +41

      @@nitinmadhwal5349 because he himself had said such famous one liners in a number of press conferences.😂

  • @immigratoclandestino6259
    @immigratoclandestino6259 4 роки тому +5918

    Zlatan once missed two school days in a row.
    Those days are now known as Saturday and Sunday.

  • @haseebrahman2880
    @haseebrahman2880 9 років тому +4980

    zlatan won the world series poker with pokemon cards.

    • @bestatnba2k
      @bestatnba2k 8 років тому +25

      I have that bird

    • @SoldierRIP
      @SoldierRIP 8 років тому +31

      hahahahahahaha , i think im shitting in my pants

    • @Em_Rey
      @Em_Rey 7 років тому +4

      Haseeb Rahman lol

    • @spidyduzit
      @spidyduzit 7 років тому +3

      Haseeb Rahman this is gold

    • @Driveandlistenall
      @Driveandlistenall 7 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @Cinder_3OD
    @Cinder_3OD 3 роки тому +1206

    when zlatan goes to school late, all the other students are punished for arriving too early

  • @creativeroach3882
    @creativeroach3882 7 років тому +6663

    When Zlatan looks into the mirror, he sees nothing because there is only one Zlatan.

    • @nothisispatrick1753
      @nothisispatrick1753 7 років тому +13

      Barry Allen Stfu 13 year old

    • @leandrofod
      @leandrofod 7 років тому +92

      No, This is Patrick I was gonna make a comeback in his name, but then I saw your profile name and pic... Nevermind..

    • @nothisispatrick1753
      @nothisispatrick1753 7 років тому +4

      ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤlendro333 ㅤ Says the guys with spaces

    • @LeoRif
      @LeoRif 7 років тому +2

      Creative Roach hell yhh

    • @margofalgo5089
      @margofalgo5089 7 років тому +23

      Creative Roach LMFAO, definitely my favorite one for sure. XD

  • @tatleman5314
    @tatleman5314 8 років тому +2967

    Zlatan never misses a goal, the goal misses him

    • @Thatguy-nh4by
      @Thatguy-nh4by 7 років тому +72

      Tatleman the goal missing Zlatan, not a new story... every time!

    • @lolercholer8518
      @lolercholer8518 7 років тому

      Clorox Bleach g

  • @kylecavanagh5305
    @kylecavanagh5305 8 років тому +4338

    I once went to work in an Ibrahimovic shirt and I became the boss.

    • @dusica1904
      @dusica1904 8 років тому +38

      Hahhahhahhahahahhahah thats a good one

    • @jyotishg8928
      @jyotishg8928 8 років тому +3

      Kyle Cavanagh really

    • @StuLenS_Gaming
      @StuLenS_Gaming 7 років тому +2

      Really underrated hahaha 😂😂

    • @MrGlostuber
      @MrGlostuber 7 років тому +19

      Plot twist: Kyle Cavanagh was already the boss but suffers from amnesia.

    • @Wyvern07_
      @Wyvern07_ 7 років тому +54

      No, the shirt became the boss

  • @splitzscreenfalcon1709
    @splitzscreenfalcon1709 3 роки тому +286

    Once Zlatan had a race with time, now time is still running

  • @powerspyin1games
    @powerspyin1games 9 років тому +3781

    Zlatan stabbed a knife with a man

    • @cammyap1582
      @cammyap1582 7 років тому +27

      Powerspyin onegames I love this one every time I see it I piss myself laughing

    • @me-yi9tr
      @me-yi9tr 7 років тому +21

      Powerspyin onegames zlatan doesn't audition that's why he's not in arsenal

    • @MrAbanson
      @MrAbanson 7 років тому +3

      Powerspyin onegames this one had me dying😂😂

    • @ishiable
      @ishiable 7 років тому +4

      Powerspyin onegames m laughing as hell 😂😂

    • @ZEUS-Alpha
      @ZEUS-Alpha 7 років тому +1

      Powerspyin onegames I am done!!! 😂👏👌👌

  • @NessieJudge
    @NessieJudge 6 років тому +3078

    Zlatan taught Thor how to lift Mjolnir.

    • @Hxrb
      @Hxrb 6 років тому +1

      hm gimana

    • @carljojohnson
      @carljojohnson 6 років тому +2

      Nessie Judge lol. I think I knew you from horror videos.

    • @foodhunter4548
      @foodhunter4548 6 років тому +2

      haha kak nessie ada di sini

    • @Splend9
      @Splend9 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sametozkan9175
      @sametozkan9175 4 роки тому +2

      Zlatan created Stormbreaker not Groot.

  • @chefstojko9693
    @chefstojko9693 6 років тому +1927

    Zlatan killed the dead sea

  • @Ofh111
    @Ofh111 3 роки тому +337

    When zlatan went to school teachers raised their hands to talk to him

  • @Mayy4mir_
    @Mayy4mir_ 3 роки тому +4273

    " I used to skip School to watch Zlatan play"
    - Zlatan

  • @socialonestepahead9309
    @socialonestepahead9309 5 років тому +1478

    When zlatan comes to your house, you knock the door.

    • @carlos-ej3sv
      @carlos-ej3sv 4 роки тому +15

      When Zlatan comes to your house, he knocks the door DOWN

    • @savirrelan
      @savirrelan 4 роки тому +4

      I am the one who knocks .

    • @kb9242
      @kb9242 4 роки тому

      SocialOne Step Ahead that makes no sense

    • @giladschwinger939
      @giladschwinger939 3 роки тому

      @@savirrelan im the danger

    • @suatkayatennis
      @suatkayatennis 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @ediblecookie8097
    @ediblecookie8097 9 років тому +2119

    zlatan does not have a reflection because there can be only one zlatan

    • @craftyclaw3273
      @craftyclaw3273 7 років тому +7

      Danial Sanderson 👏👏👏👏

    • @rmc7367
      @rmc7367 7 років тому +3

      Danial Sanderson False. I'm Zlatan's reflection.

    • @bedoyahtx2937
      @bedoyahtx2937 7 років тому

      Danial Sanderson W

    • @masterchannel1332
      @masterchannel1332 7 років тому

      Danial Sanderson there is only one Zlatan*

    • @sumanthapa7863
      @sumanthapa7863 6 років тому

      When zlatan is scared, he utters my name

  • @stickmananimation7666
    @stickmananimation7666 Рік тому +557

    When Zlatan was young he didn't used to prepare for exams
    The exams used to prepare for him.

  • @vanshmurad1
    @vanshmurad1 9 років тому +1952

    "Atleast give me some cool ones that are on my level" ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC FOR YOU GUYS.
    Also, hats off to him for not disrespecting his father even as a joke.
    What a legend.

    • @filipolofsson
      @filipolofsson 7 років тому +10

      Vansh Murad Kalia 100 like thank me later

    • @RobertGuilman
      @RobertGuilman 7 років тому +26

      Vansh Murad Kalia that's kinda a balkan thing,

    • @johnnycash1768
      @johnnycash1768 7 років тому

      kestrel archer p???

  • @rickyyyho
    @rickyyyho 4 роки тому +1514

    Children have Superman as their wallpaper,
    While Superman have Zlatan as his wallpaper

  • @iliasjoker
    @iliasjoker 6 років тому +742

    UA-cam subscribed to Zlatan

  • @caniblmolstr4503
    @caniblmolstr4503 Рік тому +141

    Once Zlatan took a break from playing football. Now it is called halftime

  • @toptutorial3028
    @toptutorial3028 6 років тому +2135

    Zlatan once cut a knife with his finger.

  • @TheAbdi44
    @TheAbdi44 6 років тому +4537

    Zlatan once started smoking and the cigarette got cancer

  • @jacobknight9548
    @jacobknight9548 7 років тому +4415

    Zlaten drew a circle using a ruler

    • @Allenjacobsonhere
      @Allenjacobsonhere 6 років тому +17

      lehend

    • @reclimator559
      @reclimator559 6 років тому +108

      you can actually do that :p

    • @SkintoneChickenbone
      @SkintoneChickenbone 6 років тому +14

      Change your name. You are disrespecting the greatest female mixed martial artist of all time. Hater

    • @mrloverman2.0
      @mrloverman2.0 6 років тому

      Recli Mator ikr. Not accurate but still

    • @alfonsohr02
      @alfonsohr02 6 років тому +2

      Stevie G You're right but you can't say she doesn't look like a man

  • @tofajjolhossaintanvir
    @tofajjolhossaintanvir Рік тому +176

    When Zlatan drinks water, the water gets hydrated

  • @danielb7236
    @danielb7236 7 років тому +889

    zlatan once missed two days of school, they are now known as saturday and sunday

  • @toreall101
    @toreall101 8 років тому +4375

    WIFI routers ask zlatan for the password when it gets in his range.

    • @ZhuluZealot
      @ZhuluZealot 8 років тому +126

      JOKE IS TOO FUCKING LONG YOU KILLED IT

    • @2pacamaru66
      @2pacamaru66 7 років тому +1

      notoreeuzz im the 1k liker

    • @liamkelly8246
      @liamkelly8246 7 років тому +10

      notoreeuzz zlatan once found a haystack in a needle

    • @Demolion951
      @Demolion951 6 років тому +9

      During a Zombie apocalypse Zlatan doesn't try to survive, the Zombies do

    • @yusufluhar5881
      @yusufluhar5881 6 років тому

      notoreeuzz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @redsign9965
    @redsign9965 4 роки тому +4638

    Once Zlatan had a race with time...
    *TIME IS STILL RUNNING*

  • @kasparsbajars
    @kasparsbajars 3 роки тому +149

    The year is 40 now. Anything before that is B.Z. ( Before Zlatan).

  • @leonghongling9842
    @leonghongling9842 8 років тому +2075

    - Zlatan once had an arm wrestling competition with Superman. The loser has to wear his underwear outside.
    - In school, teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Zlatan.
    - When Zlatan drives fast, other drivers get fined for driving too slow.
    - Zlatan once missed 2 days of school. They are now known as Saturday and Sunday.
    - Zlatan isn't afraid of ghosts, ghosts are afraid of Zlatan.
    - Once Zlatan arrested a policeman for charging him.
    - Once Zlatan punished his teacher for not doing homework.
    - Zlatan once taught a kid how to wrestle. Today we know that kid as John Cena.
    - When Zlatan goes on a date, girls had to ask Zlatan out.
    - When a law is broken by Zlatan, that law no longer exists.
    - Zlatan once taught 2 kids how to play football. Today we know them as Messi and Ronaldo.

    • @SDWorksYT
      @SDWorksYT 8 років тому +1

      +Leong Hong Ling GOLD !!!!

    • @mohammedshahed9958
      @mohammedshahed9958 8 років тому +8

      the teachers joke is sick 😂😂

    • @nestorcalderon5851
      @nestorcalderon5851 8 років тому +3

      When I saw the last one I was like DAMMMMMM #zlatanislife spread the word

    • @Real_SkyRipper
      @Real_SkyRipper 8 років тому +12

      Zlatan is awesome but he will never be like Messi who went on vacation to Greece and after he left Greece filled for bankruptcy because their money just vanished

    • @Dulver05
      @Dulver05 8 років тому +1

      u killed it

  • @theunknownguy8190
    @theunknownguy8190 6 років тому +867

    When Zlatan jumps into a pool he doesn’t get wet the water gets zlatan

  • @tommysterling69
    @tommysterling69 5 років тому +736

    Death once had a near Zlatan experience

  • @jackfrost8969
    @jackfrost8969 3 роки тому +583

    When Zlatan coughs, corona virus puts on the mask.

  • @tatixss
    @tatixss 9 років тому +2152

    Zlatan ordered a big mac in Burger King.... and got it.

    • @umara941
      @umara941 8 років тому +1

      LMAO good one!

    • @big048
      @big048 8 років тому +106

      Zlatan doesn't order tho

    • @deltanmajoren
      @deltanmajoren 8 років тому +3

      Hahahah sick

    • @yahmean3359
      @yahmean3359 7 років тому +1

      John Fuck burger king (anyone get the reference lmao)

    • @jorgevega8303
      @jorgevega8303 7 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sv8945
    @sv8945 4 роки тому +1559

    Even a proud badass man like zlataan respects his father more than himself,wholesome!!

    • @marshallray996
      @marshallray996 4 роки тому +97

      Yeah he's known as arrogant player but when it's about his father he became very humble

    • @zeus433
      @zeus433 4 роки тому +24

      But he said "you want me to kill him?" Or did you not hear

    • @lalboimanlun1230
      @lalboimanlun1230 4 роки тому +98

      @@zeus433 he's talking about the person who wrote that. I think.

    • @zeus433
      @zeus433 4 роки тому +38

      @@lalboimanlun1230 certainly not. It was more as making the opposite of "you want him to kill me?"

    • @AshishSharma-nm5eo
      @AshishSharma-nm5eo 4 роки тому +5

      Lol you got that opposite

  • @sadandbroke8895
    @sadandbroke8895 4 роки тому +5254

    Zlatan introduce his girlfriend to his girlfriend's parents

  • @vaderthedarth2711
    @vaderthedarth2711 Рік тому +162

    Zlatan doesn’t get nightmares, nightmares get Zlatan

  • @NIVVmusic
    @NIVVmusic 3 роки тому +1685

    Zlatan once went to a theatre. The movie watched Zlatan for two hours.

  • @newakonyak2626
    @newakonyak2626 5 років тому +855

    Best comments section I have ever read in my life 😂🤣

  • @shtroizn
    @shtroizn 4 роки тому +3298

    Zlatan never flushes the toilet... he simply scares the shit out of it!

  • @suatkayatennis
    @suatkayatennis 3 роки тому +2113

    When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon Zlatan was already on his way home.

    • @zzzabhidev4847
      @zzzabhidev4847 3 роки тому +20

      Underrated

    • @manchesterunited5578
      @manchesterunited5578 3 роки тому +7

      @@zzzabhidev4847 true

    • @KaptenHerman04
      @KaptenHerman04 3 роки тому +2

      Ey yo man! You stole my comment! In the video “Zlatan’s funniest moments”, I wrote this fact so you could add it to your comment section. Those likes are mine you clown!🤡
      And the guys who don’t believe me, check that video and search for his comment!

    • @zzzabhidev4847
      @zzzabhidev4847 3 роки тому +2

      @@KaptenHerman04 give the video link.

    • @gian4968
      @gian4968 3 роки тому +12

      @@KaptenHerman04 Cry then, there are no copyright rules on YT comments.

  • @redaeisa395
    @redaeisa395 7 років тому +740

    when Graham Bell created telephone he already had 3 missed calls from zlatan

    • @e.a9751
      @e.a9751 7 років тому

      Reda EISA cool one

    • @Demolion951
      @Demolion951 6 років тому +56

      Zlatan built the hospital he was born in

    • @waddlez7192
      @waddlez7192 6 років тому +7

      That is stolen, go fuck off

    • @abaundwal
      @abaundwal 6 років тому

      Dynamite300 LOL

    • @X-ray-pl3jz
      @X-ray-pl3jz 6 років тому

      Dynamite300
      No shit, all of these are stolen.

  • @kawhiyoumad
    @kawhiyoumad 4 роки тому +1394

    Zlatan was born in the hospital he built.

  • @Ka1arikka1
    @Ka1arikka1 3 роки тому +238

    When mosquito bites Zlatan it gives him blood.

  • @jitendhere
    @jitendhere 4 роки тому +3073

    Zlatan once forgot his wallet in Switzerland,Now the place known as Swiss Bank... 😂😂😂

  • @RSvieo
    @RSvieo 6 років тому +2168

    When Zlatan makes bad jokes, everybody blame themselves for not having the same humour as him

  • @kyzen6564
    @kyzen6564 4 роки тому +1525

    I wonder how life faces everyday Zlatan's challenges

  • @ryujinalgr7530
    @ryujinalgr7530 3 роки тому +66

    When Zlatan read those comments, the comments likes Zlatan

  • @Fatal69420
    @Fatal69420 7 років тому +3592

    sunglasses wear zlatan to protect the sun from his eyes

    • @strikerace7117
      @strikerace7117 6 років тому +45

      Fatal what are you trying to say😂😂

    • @Demolion951
      @Demolion951 6 років тому +25

      exactly? That makes no sense.

    • @adikshithojha3666
      @adikshithojha3666 6 років тому +111

      Demolion951 Read it again, it makes perfect sense.

    • @mahmoudfathy2074
      @mahmoudfathy2074 6 років тому +14

      I guess you meant sunglasses were first made to be put on by the sun to protect itself form Zlatan's eyes !

    • @broman1238
      @broman1238 6 років тому +4

      Adikshith Ojha it doesn’t make sense because if sunglasses were to be wearing zlatan then His eyes would be visible to the sun

  • @masteroogway3040
    @masteroogway3040 4 роки тому +747

    When Zlatan buys something at your store, you pay for it

  • @kylehyo1008
    @kylehyo1008 7 років тому +330

    When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the dictionary gets updated

  • @GM-kj7sy
    @GM-kj7sy 3 роки тому +77

    When Scientists successfully travelled forward in time,Zlatan was already waiting for them

  • @rjn8846
    @rjn8846 7 років тому +375

    Zlatan can see John Cena

  • @ottikkhard
    @ottikkhard 4 роки тому +824

    Zlatan once took a school test.
    The teacher got a F.

  • @danielscutaru6682
    @danielscutaru6682 6 років тому +609

    Zlatan loses virginity before his father did
    It's a joke, Zlatan never lose

  • @rishitkohli5420
    @rishitkohli5420 3 роки тому +55

    When Zlatan goes to beach, he doesn't get suntanned, The sun gets Zlatanned🙏🙏

  • @mahdisultan3546
    @mahdisultan3546 3 роки тому +1598

    Moon revolves around the earth just to see where is Zlatan at the moment... 😂😂😂😂.

  • @MasterKiy
    @MasterKiy 6 років тому +2638

    People found Zlatan's diary...
    Its now known as the Guinness book of world records

    • @mojok7070
      @mojok7070 6 років тому +71

      Zlatan won a game of Russian Roulette with a loaded gun

    • @godsson1892
      @godsson1892 4 роки тому +4

      Good one 😂😂

    • @davidlogan8905
      @davidlogan8905 4 роки тому +1

      @@mojok7070 Is there any other way to win a game of Russian Roulette?!

    • @zdn12327
      @zdn12327 4 роки тому +6

      @@davidlogan8905 you can't possibly win with a fully loaded gun can you? But it's zlatan

    • @davidlogan8905
      @davidlogan8905 4 роки тому +2

      @@zdn12327 Not with a fully loaded gun, no, but without a "loaded gun" nobody dies, and so nobody wins.

  • @realmyt23
    @realmyt23 3 роки тому +1070

    Zlatan never ages. Age Zlatans.

  • @wearelive9329
    @wearelive9329 3 роки тому +76

    Zlatan is the only person who decides his OTP

  • @stefanbrouwer459
    @stefanbrouwer459 4 роки тому +1418

    When zlatan orders a pizza the delivery guy has to tip zlatan

  • @AndreRQL
    @AndreRQL 6 років тому +652

    When Zlatan goes to a restaurant, the waiter gives him a tip

    • @pranaygoud3850
      @pranaygoud3850 6 років тому +2

      Dnb120 best one 😂😂

    • @yonasy8136
      @yonasy8136 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @suatkayatennis
      @suatkayatennis 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @saigian7386
      @saigian7386 4 роки тому +2

      More like the waiter's the customer

    • @xAmiin
      @xAmiin 4 роки тому

      Hahahahaaa that one was great buddy 🤣👌🏾

  • @lucgh2007
    @lucgh2007 7 років тому +332

    Zlatan can cut his nails with the same hand

  • @Disturbed_Fate
    @Disturbed_Fate Рік тому +4

    earth revolves around zlatan so that zlatan can provide light to sun

  • @suatkayatennis
    @suatkayatennis 4 роки тому +560

    911 calls Zlatan for help

  • @nexusz4659
    @nexusz4659 7 років тому +240

    At school teachers had to raise their hands to speak with Zlatan

  • @FMM8Channel
    @FMM8Channel 7 років тому +688

    "give me some cool ones, that is on my level"
    *video stops

  • @MiguelGarcia-yv4ik
    @MiguelGarcia-yv4ik 3 роки тому +71

    When zlatan drinks alcohol, alcohol gets
    Drunk

  • @UmairKhan-kc3sl
    @UmairKhan-kc3sl 5 років тому +473

    Zlatan: *stubs his toe*
    Furniture: Sorry.

  • @airanator1212
    @airanator1212 8 років тому +845

    Zlatan once caught a cold. It was never seen again.

    • @fitnessmmaplaylists3548
      @fitnessmmaplaylists3548 7 років тому +10

      airanator1212 the cold caught zlatan

    • @mr.jarhead3342
      @mr.jarhead3342 7 років тому +3

      airanator1212 he cought it and through it out when he was done

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 7 років тому +10

      airanator1212 Better with : Zlatan once caught a cold. The cold was sick for a month.

  • @realmyt23
    @realmyt23 3 роки тому +967

    When Zlatan was born, the doctors cried.

  • @iLe0492
    @iLe0492 3 роки тому +106

    When Thanos clicked his fingers, Zlatan disappeared him.

    • @shaneoleary775
      @shaneoleary775 3 роки тому +4

      If ya can’t talk English don’t comment English

    • @craig3976
      @craig3976 3 роки тому +7

      @@shaneoleary775 lol tbf a lot of these comments have bad grammar lmao but this one is just ruined

    • @shaneoleary775
      @shaneoleary775 3 роки тому

      @@craig3976 True that kid

    • @ahemadabbas9711
      @ahemadabbas9711 3 роки тому

      Snapped*

    • @jisang7808
      @jisang7808 Рік тому

      @@shaneoleary775 and here we have another mot***fkr who thinks he can correct every minor vocabulary mistake in the comments...

  • @Brock-Lesnar-WWE
    @Brock-Lesnar-WWE 5 років тому +332

    Zlatan gave his boss a job interview

  • @titasdey
    @titasdey 4 роки тому +492

    When Zlatan goes to a movie theater..People watch him.

    • @mike8694
      @mike8694 4 роки тому +11

      I mean everyone would "watch" him

    • @erictheodorecartman9869
      @erictheodorecartman9869 4 роки тому +20

      That is literally accurate. Of course everbody would watch him.

    • @FIFANATICS
      @FIFANATICS 3 роки тому

      Nigga u gay

    • @davedavedavelol
      @davedavedavelol 3 роки тому +1

      @@FIFANATICS oh yes looking at one of the most famous people in the world so “Gay”

    • @dimplefreak3484
      @dimplefreak3484 3 роки тому +2

      This is just straight up facts

  • @wan3518
    @wan3518 7 років тому +444

    When you want to set Zlatan as your password and it didn't work because it was too strong.

    • @AJL15N
      @AJL15N 6 років тому +3

      This comment deserves more likes!

    • @benis8220
      @benis8220 6 років тому +2

      i m dying

    • @cassidynajim8937
      @cassidynajim8937 6 років тому

      Bennys RPG from laughter

    • @honestpenaldo
      @honestpenaldo 6 років тому

      Wan 10/10 creativity

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 6 років тому +1

      Lol that's clever

  • @nasim369
    @nasim369 Рік тому +14

    When Zlatan was born he told his father 'I am proud of you '.

    • @kelhelle
      @kelhelle 9 місяців тому +2

      Then he drove his parents home from the hospital

  • @magicskills4143
    @magicskills4143 7 років тому +677

    Zlatan doesn't score lucky goals,Goals are lucky enough to be scored by Zlatan.

    • @StuLenS_Gaming
      @StuLenS_Gaming 7 років тому +10

      HahHahaa niceee one 😂😂👌

    • @coelho5752
      @coelho5752 7 років тому +1

      Thats a lit comment