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  • @adamosca6399
    @adamosca6399 3 роки тому +1637

    Dwarven war fighting is so based in protecting each other and moving as one unit to counter the enemies size snd number it’s absolutely beautiful to see.

    • @evilcartmensolo7198
      @evilcartmensolo7198 3 роки тому +17

      Until the dumbasses from under the mountain come out all one at a time leaving each other open for attack. The cousin who showed up is a real dwarf he deserves to be king.

    • @prediculous8059
      @prediculous8059 3 роки тому +38

      @@evilcartmensolo7198 To be fair they were attacking. It's hard to make a formation in the blue while being pinned and attacked.
      Plus they were still protecting each other by following up a kill, and just one throwing axe

    • @cozzyinferno272
      @cozzyinferno272 3 роки тому +39

      The dwarven shield wall is like the Spartans Phalanx or a Viking Shield wall. I love it!

    • @Hieroglyphics87
      @Hieroglyphics87 3 роки тому +8

      just like the spartans.

    • @Dr_Weirdoo
      @Dr_Weirdoo 3 роки тому +11

      @@evilcartmensolo7198 In LoTR the book it says that he became the king after Thorins death

  • @olivierpelletier9643
    @olivierpelletier9643 5 років тому +2934

    God I love how the dwarves do not hesitate for even one second to fall in formation. Thats what dwarves are about in Tolkien's world and D&D. Perfectly disciplined when it comes to battle, drunken belching fools when not.

    • @MagizZziaN
      @MagizZziaN 4 роки тому +128

      Also they detest goblins so much, they would drop anything else to fight them instead.

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 4 роки тому +16

      And then there is warhammer spiteful little shit backed by industry

    • @RandallRuina
      @RandallRuina 4 роки тому +39

      Sometimes they are drunk when fighting

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 роки тому +79

      So what you're saying is they're both disciplined *and* know how to have fun? Sounds like perfection to me

    • @kingjulian7045
      @kingjulian7045 3 роки тому +2

      @@lettuceman9439 not really

  • @jankoo285
    @jankoo285 3 роки тому +4095

    I like how dwarves who where fighting elves just immediately turned to fight another enemy without hesitation

    • @ajgraham7085
      @ajgraham7085 3 роки тому +349

      Fighting over a keep vs fighting for survival.

    • @curtisrichardson920
      @curtisrichardson920 3 роки тому +291

      Dwarves with every fiber of their being hate orcs they just can't stand elves

    • @nick-zigzag2677
      @nick-zigzag2677 3 роки тому +23

      Two races if light then the dark show the light is gonna be like fuck you lol

    • @guillaumeandre992
      @guillaumeandre992 3 роки тому +71

      Orcs and goblins are dwarves favorite ennemy

    • @berndb7674
      @berndb7674 3 роки тому +40

      Stupid Elves. They just could annihilated the dwarves, but instead they jump over the pike wall with a death wish. ;-)

  • @sandman4663
    @sandman4663 3 роки тому +5914

    Dwarves: Perfect shield wall. Elves: *jumps over perfect shield wall.* Dwarves: but, why

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 роки тому +430

      Seriously why? They really dont like living

    • @donkledaddyjr7668
      @donkledaddyjr7668 3 роки тому +278

      Ikr, they might get one or two good strikes off but they’d be dead quickly after.

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 роки тому +225

      @@donkledaddyjr7668 yea cuz they will be pinned between the dwarves pikes

    • @leAleBoss
      @leAleBoss 3 роки тому +256

      Bc elves would rather die with style

    • @stevencopeland4141
      @stevencopeland4141 3 роки тому +60

      So the dwarves could then charge the line

  • @VegettoTico2648
    @VegettoTico2648 4 роки тому +5251

    Dwarves protecting the elves.
    Orcs: we thought you hated elves
    Dwarves: yes we do! But only we’re allowed to bully them!

    • @elgehater
      @elgehater 4 роки тому +334

      @@pasp9866 The rivalry betwwen elves and dwarves in the Tolkien universe is surprisingly complex, but in most cases it boils down to the elves looking down upon the dwarves for being short, stocky and inelegant. The dwarves see the elves as cocky weaklings and blame them for much of the evil in the world (partially rightly so).
      But they were never outright enemies, apart from a few incidents, and often stood togehter against their common enemies. There's also the whole dwarf creation tale, but Im not gonna try to do that on on memory...

    • @alexh3974
      @alexh3974 4 роки тому +69

      Orcs though are the ainciant and so enmy and have killed many thousands of either sides peoples. Far more than have of each other. . They may have a grudge but they are willing to put it down to face down the Orcs.

    • @isitnotwrittenthat1680
      @isitnotwrittenthat1680 4 роки тому +86

      @@elgehater the basics of creation are that the dwarves are the eldest race but were forced into stasis so the elves rose first. It was basically due to the miar squabbling (can't remember which two)

    • @elgehater
      @elgehater 4 роки тому +6

      @@marcoschindler1363 this is very true :)

    • @belion438
      @belion438 4 роки тому +22

      @@marcoschindler1363 It was Aule someone who is the hephaestus of the gods in valinor.

  • @pdorfigliodikmer879
    @pdorfigliodikmer879 5 років тому +403

    To Hell and Back is about Audie Murphy (1925--1971), the most decorated American soldier in the entire Second World War. In 1942 he falsified his age to 18 to join the Army and until 1945 he participated in battles on Sicily, at Salerno, Anzio and Rome, and also in southern France and the Alsace region.
    After the war he suffered from posttraumatic stress disorder ("shell shock") and as one of the first he took a stand for war veterans with such psychological disorders.
    In 1949 he wrote his autobiography "To Hell And Back" which was filmed in 1955 with Murphy playing himself. Over the next two decades he played in 44 movies. In 1971 he died in a plane crash, in the only 46 years of his life he was awarded with 33 medals, including the Medal of Honor and three Purple Hearts.

    • @HelloThere-mo1zz
      @HelloThere-mo1zz 2 роки тому +15

      OMG I watched that film, but never realized this song is about him. Thank you for information!

    • @leetheflea4096
      @leetheflea4096 2 роки тому +9

      Audie was a real life badass and actually a damn good actor.

    • @treystewart2863
      @treystewart2863 2 роки тому +7

      I didn't know this, now that i do i will watch the movie, thanks.

    • @TheHe111Guy
      @TheHe111Guy 2 роки тому +2

      So true

    • @mastersquirtbottle3459
      @mastersquirtbottle3459 2 роки тому +1

      We knowwwwwwwww

  • @henriquemoraisjones708
    @henriquemoraisjones708 6 років тому +5999

    Riding into battle in a giant goat, and crashing into an orc horde, with Sabaton blasting. That's how I wanna go.

    • @JitenderKumar-rp4lu
      @JitenderKumar-rp4lu 6 років тому +57

      Henrique morais jones become a dwarf like me

    • @josharko111
      @josharko111 6 років тому +98

      I would rather have the machine crossbow chariot personally

    • @JitenderKumar-rp4lu
      @JitenderKumar-rp4lu 6 років тому +15

      @@josharko111 Good

    • @animecrazy10
      @animecrazy10 6 років тому +11

      Henrique morais jones you mean on the goat?

    • @andrewharris573
      @andrewharris573 5 років тому +7

      One word; Dethklok. Look them up

  • @joebennett1321
    @joebennett1321 3 роки тому +648

    0:44 Oh my god, that face just captures the situation perfectly. Your race is well known as being fantastic archers whilst the dwarves are known as greedy drunkards and when you unleash an arrow barrage, not only is it fully countered without enemy casualties but it instead cuts down his own men. Just pure fear and shock

    • @ChickenMan_1234
      @ChickenMan_1234 3 роки тому +58

      i would kinda get scared if the only thing im good at is a bow and it becomes fully useless

    • @averagegamerguy5967
      @averagegamerguy5967 2 роки тому +12

      thats the OI!! thats cheating look

    • @model0.519
      @model0.519 2 роки тому +21

      "Well SHIT this is not good"

    • @HelloThere-mo1zz
      @HelloThere-mo1zz 2 роки тому +11

      I absolutely love THAT face 🤣🤣

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 2 роки тому +10

      The actor went above and beyond to portray that character to absolute perfection.👌

  • @Tiranu
    @Tiranu 3 роки тому +1010

    Thranduil: We have arrows and kill you with them
    Dain: Uno Revers Card

    • @stevansindjelic3274
      @stevansindjelic3274 3 роки тому +10

      @your local crusader Dwarves are best

    • @captainfry245
      @captainfry245 3 роки тому +8

      Uno reverse twirly whirlys

    • @donruanzin
      @donruanzin 3 роки тому

      Como seria dito no Brasil: “Vai comprando +4 aí, otário!”

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 3 роки тому +1

      @Herr von Stein thranduil: *do it again*

    • @matthewdoherty803
      @matthewdoherty803 3 роки тому +2

      We have arrows
      Lol we have bigger arrow

  • @troutwarrior6735
    @troutwarrior6735 3 роки тому +460

    I love how the Dwarves have special weapons designed to counter elven tactics. You can understand that they've had a long history of conflict. . .

    • @libraofscales846
      @libraofscales846 3 роки тому +38

      Yep its even funnier to see that they also have some really good tactics while working together which also shows that have along history with that as well XD the perfect love hate relationship

    • @qrius1305
      @qrius1305 2 роки тому +10

      @@libraofscales846 just like Brits and French XD

    • @HelloThere-mo1zz
      @HelloThere-mo1zz 2 роки тому +6

      @@libraofscales846 love hate relationship 🤣🤣🤣

    • @XArctracerX
      @XArctracerX 2 роки тому +7

      I absolutely love that detail as it’s tactics and weapons you wouldn’t think of unless you knew you’d face an enemy that always makes use of the other so it’s the perfect counter, but also the fact that the elves and dwarves have tactics that work seamlessly together

    • @yozarahirvi4750
      @yozarahirvi4750 2 роки тому

      elves aren't the only race that uses archers you know ?

  • @BlueBird-wb6kb
    @BlueBird-wb6kb 8 років тому +1023

    Anti-Arrow Ballista, Fuck that's genius, also nice that they have war machines.. makes the dwarves more complete in battle!

    • @Chaoticstorm
      @Chaoticstorm 7 років тому +96

      I loved those ballista's. Besides the obvious purpose of completely destroying the elves primary tactic of raining arrows to wipe out large numbers of an army, the tails of those ballista are spread out so well that when it lands on the elves it pretty much does exactly what the elves arrow volley was suppose to do.

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 7 років тому +57

      Well dwarves do have best artillery in Middle-Earth.

    • @scelox7462
      @scelox7462 7 років тому +39

      wargoaaaaaaaats

    • @danietkissenle
      @danietkissenle 7 років тому +13

      WAAAAAAAAGHOTS

    • @aussieassassin660
      @aussieassassin660 7 років тому +4

      Dont tell the elf. Gimli and who ever created those ballista bolts.

  • @thedarkadmiral3627
    @thedarkadmiral3627 4 роки тому +410

    “Would you consider...JUST SODDING OFF!!!”
    Badass quote

    • @askleivson275
      @askleivson275 3 роки тому +6

      I know. Its awesome. I like it to.

    • @berndb7674
      @berndb7674 3 роки тому +5

      This is the comment I was looking for. :-)

    • @lucascorreaallan5743
      @lucascorreaallan5743 3 роки тому +18

      virgin elf: it was twitching
      chad dwarf: that is because my axe is buried in its head

    • @daviddeis6613
      @daviddeis6613 3 роки тому +3

      Coming from anyone other than Billy Connolly it would not have worked.

  • @uthorumber157
    @uthorumber157 5 років тому +3234

    Dwarves are so underrated. They're so damn badass

    • @pumasjm69
      @pumasjm69 5 років тому +58

      Sven Erikson That's the reason Santa chose Them as partners

    • @sgt.krakatoa1093
      @sgt.krakatoa1093 5 років тому +18

      @@pumasjm69 aren't those elves?

    • @g.potstra8318
      @g.potstra8318 4 роки тому +41

      @@obihugzenobi With good reason if you know any of LOTR lore.

    • @o33o47
      @o33o47 4 роки тому +35

      @Obihugzenobi the dwarves were given an offering: Reveal who had the one ring to get the remaining Dwarven Rings and Moria, they refused said offer. Another thing, Dwarves defended Lake Town / Dale when it came to it, the elves wanted to leave Middle-earth as soon as problems arose.

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 4 роки тому +21

      They're strong and excellent craftsman but Elves are just genetically superior. But a dwarfs determination can bring him to equal the natural edge of a Elf. The Dwarves are Batman and the Elves are superman. If the Dwarves had the equal attributes, height, they would probably be better than the Elves in everything. Like if Batman had the same powers as Superman. Batman would literally rule the universe but he wouldnt because hes Batman and only wants good. Also Batman's will and determination are several times better than superman. Superman just sucks is my point

  • @VegettoTico2648
    @VegettoTico2648 4 роки тому +1977

    As a kid i liked the humans,
    As a teenager i loved the elves
    I’m finally an adult and i clearly know which race is the best. BARUK KHAZAD!

  • @ottovaughnjr.9282
    @ottovaughnjr.9282 7 років тому +284

    LYRICS
    A short man from Texas
    A man of the wild
    Thrown into combat
    Where bodies lie piled
    Hides his emotions
    His blood's running cold
    Just like his victories
    His story unfolds
    Bright
    A white light
    If there'd be
    Any glory in war
    Let it rest
    On men like him
    Who went to hell and came back
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There's no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to hell and back
    A man of the 15th
    A man of can do
    Friends fall around him
    And yet he came through
    Let them fall face down
    If they must die
    Making it easier
    To say goodbye
    Bright
    A white light
    If there'd be
    Any glory in war
    Let it rest
    On men like him
    Who went to hell and came back
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There's no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to hell and back
    Oh gather round me
    And listen while I speak
    Of a war
    Where hell is six feet deep
    And all along the shore
    Where cannons still roar
    They're haunting my dreams
    They're still there when I sleep
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There's no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to hell and back

    • @codycarpenter6689
      @codycarpenter6689 4 роки тому +2

      Honestly I just wanna die screaming while stabbing the enemy leader

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 Рік тому

      Audie Murphy, a east Texas farm boy who was so skinny and undersized the Army Infantry BARELY allowed him to enlist after the Marine Corps and Army Paratroopers turned him down. He ended up being the most highly decorated American soldier of WW2, earning EVERY medal for bravery the US Army offers including the Medal of Honor AND the French Croix de Guerre and the Belgian Legion de Merit. 'To hell and back' was his post war autobiography and biopic where he actually played himself.

  • @bluecarton43
    @bluecarton43 4 роки тому +676

    Elvs: fiers arrows
    Dwarfs:PARRY THIS YOU FILLTHY CASSUALS

    • @captainflarg
      @captainflarg 3 роки тому +23

      Elves: da fuq

    • @wyettastone
      @wyettastone 3 роки тому +6

      DODGE THIS YOU BASTAAARDS

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 3 роки тому

      But unless elves fire again dwarves cant use it cs if they do elves will just fire after it making the whole thing useless

    • @korpakukac
      @korpakukac 3 роки тому

      Fiers
      Fiers
      Fiers
      Fiers

    • @ravenoctavious
      @ravenoctavious 3 роки тому +1

      @@filipbitala2624 Have you ever shot an arrow that far before? Long Bows that are made to fire that far are incredibly hard to draw back and release for that much range. It'd be impossible for them to be able to re-draw and fire a volley like that in a short repetition, where the Dwarves were using Ballista. They just had to load them and crank the rope back, and it was ready, no strain on the arms or back. Now, if the Elves had been able to consider another option, of changing their volleys into smaller batches, then, they could out time the ballista, but they were in the midst of combat, and a very large rampaging herd of massive goat bull horse creatures, with heavily armored and weaponized, screaming dwarves happened to be approaching at an alarming rate. They were pretty much in training motion mode. Not much room to think about a different tactic, they had to hold to what they knew, so that they could at least try to survive. Its seen even in irl modern day combat even. Regardless of the setting, of it being military, a fistycup bout, or even a simple competitive game. If you are on the ropes, and don't have enough time to think of what to do, your body just resorts to the muscle memory you built into it. For them Elves, it was just everyone firing their arrows at the same time, and then side stepping like a guy lag stepping you on CoD and there is nothing you can do about it cause your internet isn't good enough to outmatch the other's crappy internet.

  • @jellyfishjewel9031
    @jellyfishjewel9031 4 роки тому +226

    2:47
    I just love that they have a death chariot pulled by giant battle goat/rams. And Kili sharpening his sword on the wheel as they charged forward was just amazing.

    • @JDKDKDLDKDKDKDKKKDERYY
      @JDKDKDLDKDKDKDKKKDERYY 4 роки тому +14

      in reality this would fckin destroy his sword...

    • @jellyfishjewel9031
      @jellyfishjewel9031 4 роки тому +9

      @@JDKDKDLDKDKDKDKKKDERYY true

    • @pyktukasplays4945
      @pyktukasplays4945 3 роки тому +17

      @@JDKDKDLDKDKDKDKKKDERYY depends on how strong the sword is. As some people of Middle Earth are too superior (for example, Elvish blades DON'T dull at all. If that sword was made by a dwarf it could be tough than any sword we would manage to make.)

    • @ironmetea308
      @ironmetea308 2 роки тому +5

      @@pyktukasplays4945 and dwarves does have a great craftsmanship,so it would explain it

    • @detectivenobody2162
      @detectivenobody2162 2 роки тому +10

      The wheel was probably designed so you could sharpen your weapons during battle.

  • @raindrain1
    @raindrain1 5 років тому +2313

    >Dwarves: set up shieldwall
    >Elves: Yeet over it to fight the orcs in melee
    WTF

    • @etho7351
      @etho7351 4 роки тому +165

      Elves are suicidal and dwarves are strategic

    • @mentalcorrosion108
      @mentalcorrosion108 4 роки тому +187

      Elves be like:
      *Suicide is badass*

    • @Bukyru
      @Bukyru 4 роки тому +37

      If they would have emptied all their arrows first they would have one that fight but like helms deep they charged and lost

    • @TheodenEdnewDoesDnD
      @TheodenEdnewDoesDnD 4 роки тому +10

      Right? The elves and dwarves now are best of buds once the orcs show up.

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro 4 роки тому +31

      Shieldwalls are only effective if there's no other way. That was a hastily set up shield wall with open flanks. In my opinion, the sudden jump of the elves saved those dwarves

  • @thorodox3796
    @thorodox3796 6 років тому +220

    Whenever I see this scene I cant get over the fact of how the dwarves responded so quickly and in unison to the new threat while the elves just stood there looking at the oncoming charge. Then finally reacting! and jumping over a shield wall into a charging army just about to slam into said shield wall... DWARVES FOREVER!!!

    • @johnattaway8991
      @johnattaway8991 2 роки тому +12

      The elves are an older race and can't adapt as well. The dwarves are just second to humans as the newest and most adaptable. Tolkien makes this a key point in his books and the movies do a good job to show that.

    • @CoKane621
      @CoKane621 Рік тому

      @@johnattaway8991 i thought dwarves where suposed to be the most stuborn, but most honorable too

  • @doe2838
    @doe2838 3 роки тому +121

    Love the surprised face of Thranduil, Tolkien must lay in peace knowing that His legacy is the equivalent of epicness

    • @walkir2662
      @walkir2662 19 днів тому +1

      I'd say that aged like milk, but that battle is so damn stupid the only way I can enjoy it is to remove it from the Tolkien name and just go dwarf fanboy.

  • @lordhogwash8393
    @lordhogwash8393 5 років тому +1154

    Elves see giant worms and orc army: Freeze
    Dwarves see the same thing: Let’s get em!

    • @jerzyfigas8479
      @jerzyfigas8479 5 років тому +17

      you should really watch the film

    • @ThePamastymui
      @ThePamastymui 4 роки тому +62

      Dwarves: Finally, a worthy opponent!

    • @Bukyru
      @Bukyru 4 роки тому +37

      @@jerzyfigas8479 that's exactly what happen in the movies. As soon as the orc army shows up the dwarfs stop fighting the elfs and get into formation to fight the orcs instead

    • @Fotomoloman
      @Fotomoloman 4 роки тому +33

      @@Bukyru and the elves just waited for thranduils approval to take part in the fight.

    • @Falconson99
      @Falconson99 4 роки тому +3

      Hell yeah

  • @jtdarelli1871
    @jtdarelli1871 6 років тому +63

    One thing I loved about these movies was seeing the Company fight together. Seeing them create a step latter of shields for Bofur to use and jump on to the giant troll, or watching a throwing axe hot-potato between like five people in the middle of battle. They're live a freaking hive mind, and the movies made everything they did so cartoonishly seemless that it's hard not to get excited watching.

  • @blastmdead812
    @blastmdead812 7 років тому +2616

    wait... were those Anti-Arrow ballistas?
    HOLY SHIT BEST IDEA

    • @3musketerantidbd174
      @3musketerantidbd174 6 років тому +58

      General Burnside that name is balista or Axes of Dwarf

    • @dreadnaught5029
      @dreadnaught5029 5 років тому +115

      What about anti-arrow arrows

    • @azazelreeds
      @azazelreeds 5 років тому +111

      Thranduil: They're riding right into our volley, just as pla-WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?

    • @jabiliuson1270
      @jabiliuson1270 5 років тому +40

      yeah, but you know that the archers, when the first arrow hits the target, they are putting the third in the air, the strategy is stop the enemy before he hits you, so they would have to make a lot of those things

    • @huzzahuttus5963
      @huzzahuttus5963 5 років тому +10

      Can you do something similar but instead of blocking arrows you block artillery?

  • @nosfonader8792
    @nosfonader8792 4 роки тому +138

    Sounds like a Thorin song
    A short man from Erebor
    A man of the wild
    Thrown into combat
    Where bodies lie piled
    Hides his emotions
    His blood is running cold
    Just like his victories
    His story unfolds
    Crosses grow on Erebor
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does not wait
    There’s no retreat
    So charge and attack
    Going to hell and back

    • @leetheflea4096
      @leetheflea4096 2 роки тому +7

      Now i want this as an official cover

    • @nosfonader8792
      @nosfonader8792 2 роки тому +6

      @@leetheflea4096 It just sounded right

  • @geraldapollyon655
    @geraldapollyon655 6 років тому +143

    The look on Thranduil's face when the twidly-widly's not only stopped the first volley of arrows but also wiped out large groups of his soldiers.

    • @sirsmiles1915
      @sirsmiles1915 4 роки тому +7

      Realising that half of his army is now useless

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann 4 роки тому +8

      @@sirsmiles1915 Why never build an army where the main battlegroup are archers. Oopsie.

    • @manuelbes
      @manuelbes 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ulvetann yup

    • @hermitsunite953
      @hermitsunite953 3 роки тому +1

      He looked light that because he cares for his people.

    • @sirsmiles1915
      @sirsmiles1915 3 роки тому

      @your local crusader yea but I'm sure they don't have the trainning of their actual melee guys

  • @kenboy5764
    @kenboy5764 7 років тому +749

    0:39 that moment you trained half your life to use a bow but suddenly realize how long you wasted your time

    • @RobotsEverywhereVideos
      @RobotsEverywhereVideos 7 років тому +35

      SCIENCE IT WORKS BITCHES

    • @eetulehtinen7304
      @eetulehtinen7304 6 років тому +1

      Kenboy 5 why they shoot again with bows if they know at enemy can kill they

    • @lukastanojevic2750
      @lukastanojevic2750 5 років тому +16

      And that half of their life is prob 1000 years.

    • @melkorlapich802
      @melkorlapich802 5 років тому +16

      Oldest elf in middle earth was cirdan, over 3,600 years old also in the books there are no twirly whirlies just dwarven armor was too good... Mirkwood is also not good at large scale battles better at skirmish and ambush

    • @anonymoushuman7794
      @anonymoushuman7794 5 років тому +4

      @@eetulehtinen7304 ballistas normally take a hell of a long time to reload, but dwarves are magic

  • @RobotsEverywhereVideos
    @RobotsEverywhereVideos 5 років тому +588

    elven archers: "our arrows will blot out the sun!"
    dwarf engineers: nope.avi

    • @gravitatemortuus1080
      @gravitatemortuus1080 3 роки тому +2

      @God of the Eternal light. Actually yes it is. There is an amazing complexity to Caucasians. Haplogroups and so on. The world breaks rules pretty quick when you pay attention to it.

    • @billvilmezis5968
      @billvilmezis5968 3 роки тому

      @God of the Eternal light. i beg to differ

  • @kindelkuul
    @kindelkuul 3 роки тому +80

    My fox terrier's name is Durin, he is small, bearded and not afraid of shit. Long live the Dwarves !

  • @solaner6850
    @solaner6850 7 років тому +1412

    Dwarves: Experienced Dark Souls players
    Elves: Casuls.
    Humans: Who cares, just looked.
    Orcs: PVE

    • @pawelkonieczny1301
      @pawelkonieczny1301 5 років тому +7

      True

    • @DehnusNorder
      @DehnusNorder 5 років тому +34

      Nah.. as a friend of mine once put it. There is a reason when you play WOW, you only punt gnomes when they are alone. Because if you do it with a Dwarf present... there is this hyperactive, over compensating, angry drunken, Orc hating, Super Midget, with the Strenght of an Orc and the Durability of a Tauren.. stand next to him.. huffing at you that :"He spilled me BEER! AND I AM PISSED!".
      While behind you stands your arse.. on your Blood Elf going "Urgh.. I broke a nail!". Seriously..... Seriously.. even the Gnome will be laughing at me. Damn Alliance, they have been hiding behind those shorties for far to long by now :(... bloody cowards.

    • @SirDoge-dw8tp
      @SirDoge-dw8tp 5 років тому +5

      those humans looked like blue phantoms when you invade someone

    • @devildogg061
      @devildogg061 5 років тому +11

      Dwarves are more trustworthy anyway. I'd rather have a short, stout, strong and honorable person beside than some fairy any day of the week

    • @theouicher5766
      @theouicher5766 5 років тому +6

      A dark souls with fu**ing giant goat

  • @Dr_Weirdoo
    @Dr_Weirdoo 4 роки тому +140

    Battle: is ongoing
    Dwarves: (casually pass an axe around)

  • @Fearforgee
    @Fearforgee 7 років тому +3080

    I've decided to title this battle "everyone hates orcs"

    • @SvenGregersson
      @SvenGregersson 7 років тому +53

      More like "Everyone hates elves that have been cursed and need help" AmIRight?

    • @mariusschumacher8175
      @mariusschumacher8175 7 років тому +48

      Elb:Attack
      Dwarf:(takes no damage) Don't ever touch me (SLAP)

    • @mariusschumacher8175
      @mariusschumacher8175 7 років тому +22

      Orks:(are coming)
      and so on

    • @wikeradd4015
      @wikeradd4015 7 років тому +1

      roxas fearforger orcs are ok

    • @mjbull5156
      @mjbull5156 7 років тому +4

      @Timpooo - If by "help" you mean a glowing blue blade through the heart, then yes.

  • @pandawithnonosnownonosnow1055
    @pandawithnonosnownonosnow1055 3 роки тому +281

    When bf players and cod players are arguing and then fornight players start talking

    • @donkledaddyjr7668
      @donkledaddyjr7668 3 роки тому +13

      It do be like that sometimes

    • @shawncarroll7784
      @shawncarroll7784 3 роки тому +19

      Why is that accurate?...
      And why do i love that image?!

    • @midnight2600
      @midnight2600 3 роки тому +2

      Aaand im dead. Soo true!

    • @laval1016
      @laval1016 3 роки тому +4

      When halo and cod players are arguing and Fortnite players start talking shit

    • @shadow-xp9kn
      @shadow-xp9kn 3 роки тому +3

      @@laval1016 the beef is between cod and battlefield

  • @CephusSmith
    @CephusSmith 7 років тому +175

    One of the best pieces of advice my father ever gave me, "Never piss off someone who is at the perfect height to either punch or headbutt you square in the balls."

  • @sarahsayshello9726
    @sarahsayshello9726 4 роки тому +85

    Can we just appreciate how the dwarves immediately reacted and prepared while the elves just sat there in shock

    • @RobotsEverywhereVideos
      @RobotsEverywhereVideos 2 роки тому +8

      professionals vs hobbyists

    • @chadstickler5021
      @chadstickler5021 Рік тому

      I was notified they dwarves didn't use power take off press gears cables pulleys hydraulics flex joint scaffold tile pressure panels solar panels microwave panels cyclone intake sorter valves psi tanks compressor fuel recycling systems heat cool channel tubes power wind poles power wind suspension dynamo brake generators kennetic energy readers molecular vision thermal vision sonar elemental vision infered electrolysis vision reading electric current nanites microscopic robotics electro static magnetic shield generators electro static magnetic purpultion heat cool hover panels diamond coating fiber optics transparent titanium aluminum reflector lite source codes nanited hulls nanotec munitions integration uploads downloads information reanimates reprograms lifeforms nueral implants nerve splicing nanites microscopic robotics nanited hulls UFO mechanics aliens alliances armada approved motherships developing motherships assignments multiple power sources eye prompt system works low jack jump port body cyborg holograph autobot decepticon chad series droid separatists femboy forest fairy four fur wing fairy orical Animatrix barbie Mattel infiltrate earth Worth the trip to get another mothership Earth

    • @Sparten7F4
      @Sparten7F4 Рік тому +3

      You can legit see the Elves also falling into group formations as the Dwarfs pass by?

  • @PlanarPlanar
    @PlanarPlanar 7 років тому +126

    Dwarves have the best anti-air cover (durin-400) and goatized infantry.

    • @GamePandaXXL
      @GamePandaXXL 7 років тому +17

      Shouldn't it be called goatized cavalry? Since they are technically riding and thereby not infantry.

    • @anthonydesroches8897
      @anthonydesroches8897 5 років тому +2

      Those goats when attacking the orcs. Goats: save some orcs for us to.

    • @kingjulian7045
      @kingjulian7045 5 років тому

      They could do with more slayers though

  • @maxvandrongelen9398
    @maxvandrongelen9398 4 роки тому +45

    i like to think that elfs and dwarfs have this ancient plan for this exact event, they are fighting each other and they line up to fight the orks like that was agreed apon by encient dwarfs and elfs

  • @gasmaskedstorytexter7143
    @gasmaskedstorytexter7143 4 роки тому +377

    "Dwarves and elves fighting"
    "Orc came out from underground"
    "Elves and dwarves see the the orcs"
    Dwarf:team up?
    Elf:yea
    Orcs:WTF

  • @geekgazm6353
    @geekgazm6353 4 роки тому +44

    Being able to withstand that arrow onslaught with bigger arrows that shatter the fragile elven wood arrows. To be able to see the director's envisioning of the story written in words - This deserves at least an honorable mention in best Unheard of Songs of the 2010's.

  • @programinc7581
    @programinc7581 6 років тому +2496

    Dwarfs are the war engineers !!!

    • @generalgrievous9185
      @generalgrievous9185 6 років тому +38

      Amir Asadi, Dwarfs are more good, than droids!

    • @ianherp5678
      @ianherp5678 6 років тому +18

      That are a small spear wall

    • @erich4325
      @erich4325 6 років тому +2

      They are

    • @cyborglion4179
      @cyborglion4179 6 років тому +5

      Were there real crossbow bolt like the ones they used?

    • @flippah9101
      @flippah9101 6 років тому +74

      Dwarfs: The Germans of fantasy.

  • @darkmelody68
    @darkmelody68 3 роки тому +76

    Through action,a man becomes a hero.
    Through death,a hero becomes a legend.
    Through time,a legend becomes a Myth.
    And by learning from the Myth,a man takes action.

  • @ГеоргийВасюков-д4ь
    @ГеоргийВасюков-д4ь 7 років тому +195

    Everything becomes better with Sabaton

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 5 років тому +346

    0:39
    Elves: "Wait, that's illegal."

    • @ktartyk
      @ktartyk 4 роки тому +24

      and thats why you should never bring bow and arrows to a dwarven ballista fight
      imagine legolas and his arrows, killing one orc at a time, versus gimli on a ballista, taking them by the dozen, and saying "it doesn't count as only one !"

    • @andrewarmstrong2857
      @andrewarmstrong2857 3 роки тому +2

      The king’s expression... “Timeless and memorable classic.”

  • @abbieramsay5672
    @abbieramsay5672 5 років тому +202

    I love that once the Orcs showed up the Dwarves and Elves “worked together”. Sort of the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

    • @trololopez2437
      @trololopez2437 5 років тому +12

      America and Britain representation during ww1

    • @tyleryoung4081
      @tyleryoung4081 5 років тому +6

      Pretty much just because of what orcs are elves hate them and then the dwarves are dwarves it's nature to hate orcs for them

    • @bamboozlednoodle6513
      @bamboozlednoodle6513 4 роки тому +1

      Trololopez more like France and Britain. US and UK relations in the 1910s were pretty much smoothed out by then

    • @deusvult7396
      @deusvult7396 4 роки тому +1

      @@trololopez2437 more like america and USSR

    • @alexh3974
      @alexh3974 3 роки тому +1

      @@tyleryoung4081 Yeah, that hate is pretty much genetic and built into culture.
      Plus the iron hills Dwarves where an well trained military, they rallied, formed up and no questions. no pause.
      might die sure. King calls for charge, no hesitation.

  • @mikaelsvensson5749
    @mikaelsvensson5749 3 роки тому +22

    All hail Peter Jackson. He do magic to everything he touch. Love "To hell and back" with my beloved swedish band Sabaton. You guys rock. Keep on rocking.

  • @blinkstar9013
    @blinkstar9013 7 років тому +140

    1:34 - When you play defense mission , but your co-op is suicider

    • @outrageddeer2101
      @outrageddeer2101 7 років тому +5

      Kamil X that 0:43 that face when you when win the Mission because of him and he had a bigger kill count than you

    • @ariandel8917
      @ariandel8917 5 років тому +1

      I laughed more than it should

    • @etho7351
      @etho7351 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly it looks so stupid but in a way it was a good surprise attack.

  • @solobaccaepic4676
    @solobaccaepic4676 7 років тому +132

    I love how The dwarfs charged at the orcs and just forgot about the elves

    • @flawedsad4670
      @flawedsad4670 7 років тому +9

      Solo Bacca Epic Because elves are just nothing :)

    • @alenkraunmempan4786
      @alenkraunmempan4786 7 років тому +18

      Yeah, nothing. JUST the best warriors Middle-Earth has ever met. :) They look like retards at the movies, but they are, in theory, the best of the best.

    • @america524
      @america524 7 років тому

      Solo Bacca Epic
      K

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 6 років тому +19

      Lore-wise, while elves and dwarves are... not friendly around the time of the Hobbit and LotR, Dwarves and Orcs/Goblins are hated blood enemies. The Mount Gundabad (the place where Durin the First, progenitor of Durin's Folk, had awoken, and thusly the most sacred place of the Dwarves) had been taken by the Orcs and turned into their militarized capital, despite several attempts to dislodge them. Khazad-dûm, also known as Moria, had been the jewel of the Dwarven race, but then it fell to Durin's Bane (a Balrog of Morgoth) and was populated by orcs/goblins. Thror (descendant of Durin) was murdered by Azog in Moria, and upon Thror's decapitated brow Azog carved his name into the flesh and bone.
      Suffice it to say, that forever burned Azog's name into Dwarven hearts, and kicked off what was called the War of the Dwarves and Orcs. Placed against any foe, a Dwarf would turn his back to them to slay one of the hated and thrice-cursed Orcs.
      lotr.wikia.com/wiki/War_of_the_Dwarves_and_Orcs

    • @Warhorse469
      @Warhorse469 6 років тому +14

      Dwarves hate orcs more than elves.

  • @CheeseKing-hi9hy
    @CheeseKing-hi9hy 2 роки тому +27

    Riding a G.O.A.T with my battle brothers i would gladly die with my battle brothers. And can we appceaite how the Dwarves tactics and bravery for the frontline is just astounding and a moment for our fallen battle brothers.

  • @imyourfriend4317
    @imyourfriend4317 3 роки тому +51

    This is extremely well put together, this is absolutely fantastic. Thank you.

  • @josefzalusky7307
    @josefzalusky7307 5 років тому +25

    “Let them fall face-down, if they must die- making it easier to say goodbye.”
    Jeez, that line gets me every time.

  • @SpartanGre
    @SpartanGre 5 років тому +10

    That anti-arrow volley has to be the most advance and ingenious device that for sure would changed so many real life medieval wars results.

  • @iannortillo5632
    @iannortillo5632 4 роки тому +114

    Elves: Elite and swift fighters
    Dwarfs: Heavily armored juggernauts
    Orcs: fearless hordes
    Humans: HEHE SWORD DO GOOD ENOUGH

    • @allster0crowly
      @allster0crowly 4 роки тому +5

      depends on the humans you are referring to there Númenor had humans that could fight on par with elves and dwarfs, but most of them died when it sunk in Lord of the Rings lore there are a few survivors which includes many rangers among them.

    • @olafbrolaf3968
      @olafbrolaf3968 4 роки тому

      after playing dwarf fortress.. i just love the dwarfs

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 4 роки тому +4

      Disciplined,driven by faith and been the bulwark against the horrors of the chaos god forbid for over 10000-oh wait.

    • @sirnikkel6746
      @sirnikkel6746 4 роки тому +2

      Humans in this world:
      *Jaja nuke go boom*
      *Jaja machinegun go brrrt brrt*
      *Jaja engine go brrr*

    • @unlimitedpower1385
      @unlimitedpower1385 3 роки тому

      @@allster0crowly werent the Númenor nearly immortal though? If i remember correctly the first one died at the age of like 1000

  • @hmbc2698
    @hmbc2698 3 роки тому +51

    The battle of the five armies soon became the battle of the two armies. The armies of Mordor and the armies of middle earth.

    • @muttamerican4863
      @muttamerican4863 3 роки тому

      Its called 5 armies because there are literally 5 different armies in it. Men, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs, and Eagles

    • @hmbc2698
      @hmbc2698 3 роки тому

      I do agree I broke to the two armies because they’re armies form two different parts of the map.

  • @jonathangerbino2621
    @jonathangerbino2621 7 років тому +690

    "Holy hell, those javelins just shredded all of our arrows at once _AND_ punched holes in our lines!"
    "..."
    "Everyone, ignore the last three seconds and do the same thing again!"

    • @dmyt58
      @dmyt58 6 років тому +92

      It actualy was a logical thing to fire again since a balista like that should take a very long time to reload compared to a bow but dwarves appear to be extremly fast at reloading balistas.

    • @kooroshrostami27
      @kooroshrostami27 6 років тому +39

      what you forget is after the elf lines were blown back by unexpected anti arrow Ballista, the elves are momentarily in shock and need to regroup before firing again, so that gives the Ballistas some extra time. But still the reloading of the Ballistas here is impossibly fast :D

    • @dmyt58
      @dmyt58 6 років тому +16

      Alexander Zamani-Alaei I actualy think they just fired once and copy pasted the footage twice to make it seem longer

    • @__-to3hq
      @__-to3hq 6 років тому +13

      Dwarves have cartridges for their artillery and crossbows if you remember the goats pulling the chariot with the big crossbow attachment and a crank to fire repeatedly.

    • @alabaster302
      @alabaster302 6 років тому +12

      If only my artillery in total war fired that fast

  • @nicholasschmitz1112
    @nicholasschmitz1112 7 років тому +312

    This is my first time hearing sabaton. This. is. glorious.

  • @willzpillz
    @willzpillz 3 роки тому +37

    As soon as the Orcs appeared out of holes, the Dwarves yelled:
    - "My God! Look at that amount of EXP!"
    - "Great! I will finally be able to use that Lvl100 armour!"
    - "Forget about the armour! We'll be able to use thoseMithrill swords!"

  • @Emil.Pyyhtia
    @Emil.Pyyhtia 6 років тому +463

    WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

    • @lololololy6303
      @lololololy6303 5 років тому +4

      No

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 5 років тому +25

      If that happened.
      Everyone would be running, even the giant worms.

    • @Snowyday90
      @Snowyday90 5 років тому +15

      Peter the Great : I think that song would fit better when Gandalf the White comes with the Rohiram* and goes down that almost 90° hillside during the Battle of Helms Deep.

    • @eliasgustavsson1996
      @eliasgustavsson1996  4 роки тому +13

      ua-cam.com/video/aYZHew0xJxM/v-deo.html

    • @corvo6842
      @corvo6842 4 роки тому +1

      No!

  • @alperenoncul8252
    @alperenoncul8252 7 років тому +187

    A short man from Texas
    A man of the wild
    Thrown into combat
    Where bodies lie piled
    Hides his emotions
    His blood’s running cold
    Just like his victories,
    His story unfolds
    Bright
    A white light
    If there’d be
    Any glory in war
    Let it rest
    On men like him
    Dead men will never come back
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell’s six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There’s no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to Hell and Back
    A man of the 15th
    A man of Can Do
    Friends fall around him
    And yet he came through
    Let them fall face down
    If they must die
    Making it easier
    To say goodbye
    Bright
    A white light
    If there’d be,
    Any glory in war
    Let it rest
    On men like him
    Who went to Hell and came back
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There’s no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to Hell and Back
    Oh gather round me
    And listen while I speak
    Of a war
    Where Hell is six feet deep
    And all along the shore
    Where cannons still roar
    They’re haunting my dreams
    They’re still there when I sleep
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldiers sleep
    and where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There’s no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to Hell and Back

  • @Questknight12
    @Questknight12 5 років тому +277

    Oh look, an angry wall....with beards.

    • @themuffinman4044
      @themuffinman4044 3 роки тому +1

      That's when you turn and walk the other way

    • @thorn249
      @thorn249 3 роки тому

      @God of the Eternal light. Northwestern Europe, mate.

  • @leowilliams4055
    @leowilliams4055 3 роки тому +97

    Elves: You can't defend against our arrows
    Dwarves: You thought wrong
    Thranduil: I lost a quarter of my army, so I should use the same tactic they won't see it coming
    Dwarves: Easy kills

  • @chroniquesJDR
    @chroniquesJDR 4 роки тому +36

    Dwarves : *Set up a shield wall*
    Elves : *"Hento Neika Banzaiiiii"*

  • @argovar1923
    @argovar1923 4 роки тому +20

    a more badass shield wall than the 300. and the rage is awsome for so little guys. i love the dwarfs.

  • @triggermetimbers534
    @triggermetimbers534 7 років тому +112

    "Would you just consider... sodding off!" I love this line.

    • @RobotsEverywhereVideos
      @RobotsEverywhereVideos 7 років тому +16

      He gave them a chance to avoid getting owned by helicopter missiles.

    • @chriscopeland1455
      @chriscopeland1455 7 років тому +1

      it's would you at least consider starting off listen closer mate

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 7 років тому +3

      ...No it isn't, Chris.

    • @chriscopeland1455
      @chriscopeland1455 7 років тому

      you sure mate my ears may be getting as old as me lol

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 7 років тому +1

      Yes I am sure. What TriggerMeTimbers said is the real quote.

  • @frederick3389
    @frederick3389 3 роки тому +8

    The books and the movies were wonderful, masterpieces that should never be forgotten

  • @001Production
    @001Production 4 роки тому +78

    *Thorin, son of Thráin, grandson of Thrór.* *King of Durin.* Likes this song.

  • @engimo94
    @engimo94 7 років тому +127

    Never has there been anyone more badass riding a pig

  • @michaelwheatstine2170
    @michaelwheatstine2170 5 років тому +12

    No matter how many times I have to watch this it gets better every time!!! Love those arrow sycles

  • @scythex11
    @scythex11 3 роки тому +31

    Love the song and the clip as well. Masterpiece as it's finest.

  • @bamblebamble
    @bamblebamble 6 років тому +7

    I spent many months of my life working on this sequence of the film... and I bloody love Sabaton. So - thumbs up!

    • @adamelestratega
      @adamelestratega 2 роки тому

      Whait what?

    • @BrendenWatsonDrumMajor
      @BrendenWatsonDrumMajor 2 роки тому

      what the. . .

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 2 роки тому

      Elaborate please?

    • @bamblebamble
      @bamblebamble 2 роки тому

      @@nemtudom5074 I was lead lighting technical director on all 3 films, probably listened to sabaton while working on this stuff too ;)

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 2 роки тому

      @@bamblebamble Must have been fun

  • @stilighumor6090
    @stilighumor6090 7 років тому +23

    "To Hell And Back" (Lyrics)
    A short man from Texas
    A man of the wild
    Thrown into combat,
    Where bodies lie piled
    Hides his emotions,
    His blood is running cold
    Just like his victories,
    His story unfolds
    Bright, a white light,
    If there'd be,
    Any glory in war
    Let it rest,
    On men like him
    Dead men will never come back
    [Chorus]
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldier sleeps
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There's no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to hell and back
    A man of the 15th
    A man of Can Do
    Friends fall around him
    And yet he came through
    Let them fall face down
    If they must die
    Making it easier
    To say goodbye
    Bright, a white light,
    If there'd be,
    Any glory in war
    Let it rest,
    On men like him
    Who went to hell and came back
    [Chorus]
    Crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldier sleeps
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There's no debate
    So charge and attack
    Going to hell and back
    Oh gather 'round me
    And listen while I speak
    Of a war where hell is six feet deep
    And all along the shore
    Where cannons still roar
    They're haunting my dreams
    They're still there when I sleep
    [Solo]
    [Chorus]
    He saw crosses grow on Anzio
    Where no soldier sleeps
    And where hell is six feet deep
    That death does wait
    There's no debate
    He charged and attack
    He went to hell and back
    no problem :)

  • @amethystgamer852
    @amethystgamer852 6 років тому +71

    Elves clearly don't understand the technological ingenuity of dwarves.

    • @thesanfranciscoseahorse473
      @thesanfranciscoseahorse473 4 роки тому +1

      @God of the Eternal light. It might be. Just recently read about how the Vikings may not all have been the Blonde haired warriors we've been told.

  • @antekpiwowarski8318
    @antekpiwowarski8318 3 роки тому +32

    Thranduil(virgin elf) : we will kill you from a distanse
    Dain(CHAD DWARF) : oh I don't think so

    • @zebnemma
      @zebnemma 3 роки тому

      meelee wins if it can get in meelee range. If the rangers stand in a clump they lose their switfness and the tactile advantage of being a ranger. If the elfs were smart they would spread out, like rangers on a cliff and the rest as decoy on the ground. If that was so the dwarfs can't parry from 2 angles at the same time. They parry the arrows from the ones from the ground, but then the ones coming from the cliffs can just keep firing and the dwarfs can't do shit. Noob elfs think too one- dimensional. The dwarfs are miles ahead of them in terms of actually planning strategy, counter attacking etc.

  • @Jacob-yg7lz
    @Jacob-yg7lz 7 років тому +83

    Why the fuck is a song about Audie Murphy paired with a medieval fantasy movie?
    ... and why do I like it?

  • @TheWaggishAmerican
    @TheWaggishAmerican 6 років тому +76

    We've got like seven more dwarfs! The battle is won now!

    • @anthonydesroches8897
      @anthonydesroches8897 5 років тому +12

      The king that charged head on against the enemy. His warriors followed with pure adridilon.

    • @annabellelesniak7302
      @annabellelesniak7302 4 роки тому

      @@anthonydesroches8897 adrenalin?

    • @ryerial7723
      @ryerial7723 4 роки тому +3

      They’ve got Dwarves Wearing the fabled plot armor now. The Battle is Won.

    • @ryerial7723
      @ryerial7723 4 роки тому

      jerryhayden01 ARC Trooper of the Republic I was talking about Thorin (did I spell that right? Probably not) and Co..Not the other Dwarves.

    • @mkb7001
      @mkb7001 3 роки тому

      *laughs in Dwarf Fortress*

  • @limalego1522
    @limalego1522 7 років тому +68

    I was mad af when orcs arrived. Dwarfs were about to destroy them elves backstabbers

    • @outrageddeer2101
      @outrageddeer2101 6 років тому +7

      LimaL Ego and I was really mad when the dwarves had that awesome shield-wall with pikes about to kick some ork butt then the elves pull that jumping s*** in the middle of mele

    • @razenoid1554
      @razenoid1554 6 років тому

      Read the books that shit doesn't happen dwarfs dont have spearman and they actually look down on them and the fight between dwarfs and elves doesn't happen cause Gandalf stops them before they clash telling them to fight the orcs instead of each other

  • @septicbooger
    @septicbooger 4 роки тому +41

    so I don't have the extended edition for these movies so watching this i was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?" lmao

  • @geniemiki
    @geniemiki 7 років тому +36

    "Would you...consider...JUST SODDING OFF!"
    Words of wisdom 😂

  • @eldevastador6271
    @eldevastador6271 2 роки тому +5

    you can see the extreme discipline of the dwarves as they equip themselves with weapons that counter the ranged attack tactics of the elves and have a cavalry of armored goats capable of breaking through shield walls.
    not only that, when the orcs appeared, the dwarves were undeterred and immediately put up a wall of phalanx shields to effectively stop the surge, only to see the elves driven by their pride in being protected by dwarves causing them to rush the enemies outside the shield wall which would have stopped them successfully... even with this stupid move by the elves, the dwarves quickly changed the defense formation to an attack one to save the elves from being killed by an attack in orca claw.
    oh, and I forgot to mention the powerful contingent of tanks capable of laying waste to disorderly groups of soldiers along with a repeater crossbow capable of blasting away distracted units.

  • @gasketblower
    @gasketblower 3 роки тому +21

    I know Sabaton for their songs about WW1, not the Battle of the Five Armies. **proud**

  • @tricia5792
    @tricia5792 3 роки тому +5

    A Scottish Dwarf Lord plus Sabaton, absolutely LOVE this. More please!

  • @bensweeney7855
    @bensweeney7855 4 роки тому +7

    This is the video that introduced me to Sabaton! Three years later, I'm still obsessed, haha. Thank You so much!

    • @asteria6402
      @asteria6402 4 роки тому +1

      well, hello there

    • @Adrox15
      @Adrox15 3 роки тому +1

      @@asteria6402 General Kenobi

  • @CrowCut9628
    @CrowCut9628 4 роки тому +9

    I got goosebumps watching this, the amount of manlyness in this one video is godlike

  • @rickyhunt4075
    @rickyhunt4075 2 роки тому +9

    I sincerely want to thank you for creating this video and introducing me to Sabaton now one of my favorite bands. Many thanks

  • @nickpossum3607
    @nickpossum3607 2 роки тому +3

    Dwarves and Elves never liked each other.
    But that Pales in comparison to how much they Both Hate Orcs MORE!

  • @michaelsimmonds4414
    @michaelsimmonds4414 6 років тому +19

    0:44 his face XD "oh fuck our trademark weapon is useless!!"

  • @lemonboy9839
    @lemonboy9839 5 років тому +55

    Elves: Kill dem before they get to us
    Dwarves: Uno reverso

  • @spartanairsoft6278
    @spartanairsoft6278 7 років тому +9

    love how its basically all dwarves and yet they have that elven sounding flute in there. BEAUTIFUL

    • @aawwfiisken4649
      @aawwfiisken4649 7 років тому +1

      Well the song isn't for the movie.

    • @jenscamilleri6152
      @jenscamilleri6152 5 років тому

      the flute refers to the original subject of the song who was from texas

  • @christhovhannisyan2074
    @christhovhannisyan2074 4 роки тому +18

    3:07 when this part of music starts playing, all the dwarfs from Warhammer Total War join the Battle!!!!

  • @TheSalamander_
    @TheSalamander_ 7 років тому +25

    > Playing DnD
    > Have random background music
    > Am being charged with 29 'guards' by unknown number of centaurs out of fogs
    > One turn before centaurs hit I'm trying to figure out a clever plan to not get slaughtered
    > Everything falls silent
    > Song changes to this
    > Bilbo: "We are in fact outnumbered"

    • @andrewegeland7973
      @andrewegeland7973 7 років тому +1

      lotsodakka so true so true

    • @jonathangerbino2621
      @jonathangerbino2621 6 років тому +1

      Just use Rope Trick and get all the dwarves you stored in there out onto the field

  • @Fightbreak
    @Fightbreak 7 років тому +6

    you gotta love the dwarves and their awesome armor and siege gear

  • @coockiechannel9054
    @coockiechannel9054 6 років тому +21

    'Would you consider... JUST SODDING OFF!' Still sends chills down my spine

  • @MrMorgem
    @MrMorgem 3 роки тому +8

    the hobbit films may have had their flaws, but i loved the battle of the 5 armies, even with the plot armor and terrible tactics at times. it was awesome and so fun to watch

  • @erictitz577
    @erictitz577 4 роки тому +25

    Dain: Wipes out about two dozen Orks in a few seconds. Also Dain : There are too many of those bastards

  • @kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144
    @kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144 7 років тому +60

    0:40 the importance of "know your enemy" has never been more apparent

  • @TheEndiPL
    @TheEndiPL 5 років тому +7

    I always liked how the dwarves just rush to stop fighting the elves and set up a wall against the orcs. They have their home to protect from evil.

  • @Johnitus69
    @Johnitus69 2 роки тому

    I used to complain about the cg, but rewatching this now, im actually darn impressed holy sht

  • @randomman11167
    @randomman11167 3 роки тому +7

    I love the fact that the instant the orcs arrive on the battle field the dwarves and elves work side by side perfectly

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ 3 роки тому +47

    God, shoutout to all my dwarve homies, you guys are so fucking underrated.

  • @gandalfthegay.
    @gandalfthegay. 3 роки тому +33

    Now imagine this battle in the real Lotr style. Could've been so great.

  • @ДмитроФадєєв-л2б
    @ДмитроФадєєв-л2б 3 роки тому +2

    I want to thank you for saving fragment of this film.Without you,I would never have learned the truth.

  • @sharkbaitproductions6380
    @sharkbaitproductions6380 7 років тому +10

    1:27 - 1:42 My favorite scene it just shows that how the Elves and Dwarves could go from fighting each other to banding together and fighting the orcs

    • @HordeLover84
      @HordeLover84 5 років тому +1

      The enemy of my enemy is my friend