Girls Trips vs. Guys Trips - Comedian Desi Alexander - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

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  • @18sznz
    @18sznz Рік тому +30

    He just explained my sister(weed head), my cousin(broke bitch) and their friends 🤣🤣🤣🤣 every year it’s something

  • @oshen14
    @oshen14 Рік тому +102

    Friendship scholarship 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BaebaeW
      @BaebaeW Рік тому +3

      And she bougie 😂

  • @Niecy7217
    @Niecy7217 Рік тому +24

    I’m screaming @ who u know in Belize 😂😂😂

  • @thasfun
    @thasfun Рік тому +105

    The broke ones are always the problem. Don't have no money but drink and eat more than the paying friends. Always talking about the 'quality' of the food and drinks....I'm sorry did you pay for ANYTHING. 😂😂❤

    • @quanyenwashere
      @quanyenwashere Рік тому +9

      It’s always the broke ones 😭

    • @PrydeWater901
      @PrydeWater901 Рік тому +4

      The broke ones ain’t got nothing to lose!

    • @WestsideWacko
      @WestsideWacko Рік тому +6

      She said I'm bout to vent about that bih...😢😂😅

    • @jashanestone
      @jashanestone Рік тому +5

      Sounds like most women for us men when on a date. Even the one's with money, they don't offer to pay for a damn thing! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ikejay
    @ikejay Рік тому +14

    Lmaoo he ain’t lying. My older sister told me how her girl trips be. When she came back home I called and asked her how it went she said “ I need a break from these hoes” lmaoo

  • @PrydeWater901
    @PrydeWater901 Рік тому +46

    Chocolate Sundaes does NOT disappoint! Make The Laugh Factory a destination on your next guys trip!!!😅

    • @drulamane
      @drulamane 10 місяців тому

      This channel is Gold

  • @ZedGirl
    @ZedGirl Рік тому +72

    1. Boss - organizer
    2. Weed Head
    3. Hoe - most fun one 😂
    4. Broke friend

    • @MoMink-jy8xs
      @MoMink-jy8xs Рік тому +11

      I am definitely the hoe fr. That is a girl's trip...we kicking it, enjoying the trip, but on that beach it might get a little freaky on this island...😂 or don't come to the room after the "1st social Vaca event "...

    • @Dr.Thomas_Elliot
      @Dr.Thomas_Elliot Рік тому +3

      @@MoMink-jy8xs you’re tarnished. And now, I’m sad early in the AM. 😢 😂

    • @TheLast-One
      @TheLast-One Рік тому

      ​@@MoMink-jy8xsHow many STDs do you have? Lol

    • @jaybomb5022
      @jaybomb5022 Рік тому

      ​@@Dr.Thomas_Elliotlmao 😂 women act like being a whore is a badge of honor. It's actually a pin of shame

    • @byrondismon2973
      @byrondismon2973 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @K4R3N
    @K4R3N Рік тому +51

    Who TF you know in Belize? 😂

  • @ghosted7450
    @ghosted7450 Рік тому +24

    this a TED talk😭

  • @CanMac8870
    @CanMac8870 Рік тому +47

    Lol.. I'm the broke friend. I have two sons in college and the mortgage😂😂 but I do always come up with my money, I just have to watch How I spend once I'm there😂😂😂 oh yeah and my name is Candace😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  Рік тому +21

      yooooo 😂 hey at least you know your truth

    • @cjfresh8811
      @cjfresh8811 Рік тому +2

      You just responsible love lol we love yall 🎉

  • @ultimateterrorgaming8440
    @ultimateterrorgaming8440 Рік тому +72

    I got a brother like that, we pay for him everwhere we go, its automatically in the budget when we plan it lol

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  Рік тому +23

      damn he's a lucky guy

    • @isisisi.
      @isisisi. Рік тому +7

      @@ChocolateSundaesright?! Lucky! 😅

    • @harrybaizar1469
      @harrybaizar1469 Рік тому +9

      Naw ik he brings the vibes

    • @MoMink-jy8xs
      @MoMink-jy8xs Рік тому

      No..bums...tired of hanging w/broke black ppl..family or not..simply tired...& naw he can't go! Ppl w/no $, mess up the trip because THEY constantly begging. A grown person at that! Even a kid will go to the pool & chill out...for FREE! But this grown mf, steady begging, suggesting, complaining, requiring w/NO MONEY..!

    • @marroonrider3193
      @marroonrider3193 Рік тому +6

      he must be the life of the party😅

  • @popmastaeddie
    @popmastaeddie Рік тому +32

    This ended to soon… cuz next she don’t pay them back cuz they not friends no more 🤣🤣

    • @dawb86
      @dawb86 Рік тому +4

      Until the next trip that is lol

  • @rarejourneys
    @rarejourneys Рік тому +10

    He said she on a friendship scholarship 🤣🫠

  • @ohreally1
    @ohreally1 Рік тому +11

    Pure gold 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuabeldo2656
    @joshuabeldo2656 5 місяців тому +1

    💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he’s on the money..,

  • @Dr.Thomas_Elliot
    @Dr.Thomas_Elliot Рік тому +9

    Solid

  • @BigMane5
    @BigMane5 Рік тому +4

    This nigga is contagiously funny the delivery and confidence is whats carrying it🔥

  • @jones4753
    @jones4753 Рік тому +4

    Friendship scholarship was WILD 🤣🤣

  • @troypinelo4909
    @troypinelo4909 Рік тому +3

    S/O to all my Belizean fam 🇧🇿🙌🏽 “We in Belize bitch” 😂😂

  • @doupnetwork
    @doupnetwork Рік тому +2

    She forget she on a friendship scholarship 😂😂😂

  • @MarayaGavin5839
    @MarayaGavin5839 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 not one lie told lmaoo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CountryBoyCountry
    @CountryBoyCountry 8 місяців тому +1

    Funny and original

  • @kennethchennault-wright947
    @kennethchennault-wright947 Рік тому +6

    Hilarious 😂hahahah

  • @Sayyyqueso
    @Sayyyqueso 6 місяців тому +1

    Friendship scholarship is GOLD 😂😂😂

  • @taylorhaze8651
    @taylorhaze8651 Рік тому +4

    Girls trip will quickly reveal if you’re friends or not lol.

  • @boymom-k4
    @boymom-k4 Рік тому +17

    OMG! He hit this 💯🎯💯💯🎯💯🎯💯 frfr .... My sis is the broke 1 and he described her to the T! OMG! I'm the organizer...lol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 this set is so accurate it's scary how try this is about the girls trip! ❤️

  • @beechizel8148
    @beechizel8148 Рік тому +3

    This going in the Top 10! 😂😂😂

  • @jamesjones777
    @jamesjones777 Рік тому +9

    Got a Black eye...
    😂😂😂

  • @6ftr
    @6ftr Рік тому +1

    Friendship scholarship 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @lysandrajoyleary7788
    @lysandrajoyleary7788 Рік тому +5

    OMG the accuracy! 😂

  • @carrie765259
    @carrie765259 Рік тому +1

    NOT TOOOO MUCHHHH junkie is crazyyyy🤣🤣

  • @Yo_Cutty
    @Yo_Cutty Рік тому +1

    Lmao “We in 🇧🇿 Belize” she met me the local tour guide lol

  • @DjEvzdrop
    @DjEvzdrop Рік тому +1

    Dang he not lying at all . 😂
    I stop going on girls trip ! So exhausting

  • @Alexis_Nicol
    @Alexis_Nicol Рік тому +2

    Sad but true 😂❤

  • @wkatc007
    @wkatc007 Рік тому +2

    NOBODY WAS SAFE HERE!!

  • @sarandontw
    @sarandontw Рік тому +2

    I mean. Spot on everything he just said.

  • @Djtwizz1981
    @Djtwizz1981 Рік тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marroonrider3193
    @marroonrider3193 Рік тому +3

    tbf brushing ur teeth after smoking is good order

  • @LegendaryHoneySapphire
    @LegendaryHoneySapphire Рік тому +5

    Lmmfao 😂😂😂

  • @thatdixierasta
    @thatdixierasta Рік тому +15

    Little bit of Eddie Murphy vibes in this one.

  • @sharitajones177
    @sharitajones177 Рік тому +3

    Funny AF 😫😆🤣😭❤

  • @jamesazikiwe4107
    @jamesazikiwe4107 Рік тому +22

    He described exactly the behaviors of many sistas.

  • @doorstepbby
    @doorstepbby Рік тому +3

    😂😂😂

  • @jaihill3666
    @jaihill3666 Рік тому +38

    Damn making it seem like wanting to light up is taboo. But drinking your liver, and both kidneys away 24/7 is perfectly acceptable 😅

    • @ricorogers9319
      @ricorogers9319 Рік тому +3

      Neither is cool if it's excessive..But people who drink don't typically need to drink soon as they get up in the morning, afternoon, and night

    • @jaihill3666
      @jaihill3666 Рік тому +2

      @@ricorogers9319 yea cause the drinking never ended, to each their own tho 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @JustineDillard
      @JustineDillard Рік тому +2

      It's all about time and place. Don't get drunk or high right before we're about to go somewhere. I'm not 'bout to babysit you out the blue, cuz you just up and decided to get high and fall asleep in the middle of us doing something. We had plans. Do that at the end of the day when we're about to go back home, or when we're already there. I'm not talking about *you* specifically, I'm just talking from experience. I've had to set a few expectations in the past. 😂😂😂
      Plan your drug use. 😂😂😂

    • @jaihill3666
      @jaihill3666 Рік тому

      @@JustineDillard not you specifically, but the same can be said for people who drink. The hypocrisy y’all putting on tokers is crazy 😂

    • @donlew6345
      @donlew6345 3 місяці тому

      @@ricorogers9319thts cause they just got done throwing up in da morning

  • @retrodave3000
    @retrodave3000 Рік тому +1

    😂

  • @goodgirlgg8131
    @goodgirlgg8131 Рік тому +2

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @sharitastinson109
    @sharitastinson109 Рік тому

    Desi😂😂😂

  • @quizzyquandadon9289
    @quizzyquandadon9289 Рік тому +16

    For the “weed heads” a lot do be over doing it but I’d rather be a pothead than a alcoholic and weed keep some people alert aka paranoid alcohol makes you vulnerable af

  • @dillygoat_
    @dillygoat_ Рік тому +2

    😂🤣💀

  • @eprohoda
    @eprohoda Рік тому +2

    Chocolatea-wesome edition. catch you later-)

  • @shamanlee111
    @shamanlee111 Рік тому +2

    We called my friends ex husband mittens because he liked punching walls and would punch walls.

  • @rashaunford60
    @rashaunford60 Рік тому +2

    DuE 😂.. he from b more

  • @Mr.mister.J
    @Mr.mister.J Рік тому

    I'm the broke friend that secretly has money. Just random shots. A magic blunt outta nowhere. Taking care of dinner.
    But if you ask me.... "eye own got eet."

  • @Yo_Cutty
    @Yo_Cutty Рік тому +1

    🎯🎯🎯💯💯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🫡

  • @allenjohnson4938
    @allenjohnson4938 Рік тому +2

    Only Real Ones Will Like This... Because its a bit Too True.

  • @chadduff05
    @chadduff05 Місяць тому

    He ain’t lying about the broke ones turning complaining

  • @MalachiMalubay-pv1sq
    @MalachiMalubay-pv1sq Рік тому +1

    I’m hearin Eddie Murphy. Am I buggin??

  • @cjohnson_
    @cjohnson_ Рік тому

    Proud junkie here 😂😂😂😂 bc i def gotta put sum in the air

  • @william.barnes3261
    @william.barnes3261 Рік тому +1

    Broo sound like Eddie Murphy..

  • @LIFEOFLODDI
    @LIFEOFLODDI 10 місяців тому

    😂😂🫡 bro from the crib #410

  • @tadiwachimbwanda6175
    @tadiwachimbwanda6175 Рік тому +2

    Something original

  • @irjr6175
    @irjr6175 Рік тому +6

    Smoking tree doesn’t make you a “junkie” specially if you came up with the money to go out and about and didn’t ask anyone for anything.. my money I do what I want with it

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  Рік тому +21

      you sound like you feel attacked 😂

    • @irjr6175
      @irjr6175 Рік тому +4

      @@ChocolateSundaes i was attacked 😂 on the smoking part, shii I ain’t no female

    • @stephched4270
      @stephched4270 Рік тому +10

      ​@@ChocolateSundaeshe a junkie fr fr😂😂

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes Рік тому +3

      Yes, the hell it does.

  • @whatthebuzz284
    @whatthebuzz284 9 місяців тому

    I'm a Hispanic male.
    But if I was a black woman I would be the one who eats the whole trip while wearing a tight as girdle

  • @abdiali6271
    @abdiali6271 Рік тому +1

    This is some good shit 😂
    Only advice is to slow down a little. The material is too funny to be rushing through and you were stepping all over your laughs. Let it breath

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 Рік тому +1

    Damn, could he say bitch 1 more time.

  • @jahgol
    @jahgol Рік тому +1

    He sped through it . He's funny but needs to use timing better.

  • @chrissmith5747
    @chrissmith5747 Рік тому

    She’s an example of the problem. No ears for men’s opinion.

  • @DakaraiDada
    @DakaraiDada Рік тому

    This could've been funny from a woman because how are you talking about girls trip when you've never been on one. The jokes seem stolen or something your girlfriend told you.

  • @ashleybcookin
    @ashleybcookin Рік тому +9

    Listening to this makes me miss Maryland. Funny asf!! 😂😂😂

    • @wkatc007
      @wkatc007 Рік тому

      Hmu when you come back to visit lol

  • @chiantiwilliams1036
    @chiantiwilliams1036 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Davon-sx4zm
    @Davon-sx4zm Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @swhall12
    @swhall12 Рік тому

    😂😂😂