@ Its defintally not me and my friends tested this multiple times by drag racing dont pretend you know what your talking about your just going to embarrass yourself
@@fukaro9835 he’s technically right and technically wrong. It does mean bullfighter in Slovenian but technically it refers to the picador who is really just quality control. Not the actual fighter. It’s a jackass on a hora with a sharp stick
I havent watched in a long time. I got back into gta after 2 years and i remember watching xpert back in 2015. I miss the old days of gta. I remember all the mods and the car meet ups and how he would crash them. Prime moments in life.
Trap someone in a clothing store, gun store or a convenience store, throw in tears gas and watch them as they can’t escape and die slowly, it’s hilarious.
@@StanbyMode no stromberg has more armour this thing can barely take 2 missiles and the stromberg can take like 6 and the new car has inaccurate missiles compared to the stromberg
Flashback with a twist: Protect the bounty but choose people from your crew to help you survive and have other gta youtubers try and get your bounty! Like so he can see😁👍
The hardest thing a small youtuber can feel is when you wake up in the morning and nothing has changed on your channel. its always been my childhood dream to become a youtuber. the videoes uploaded by this creators makes me strong and gives me motivation to make my own videos. Sadly enough i had a really hard time and ran away from home with nothing anymore . i have nothing left.I Had to build it all up again and after 5 years im back. and so much more motivated.Trying to Work very hard to have my own house my own computer and a editing software and play games... I am a casual gamer.. Just being able to edit makes me feel so satisfyed and proud. Even tho i got no viewers and very low subscribers .but watching my work makes me so happy And hopefully i can make so much more people happy with my videos ! I hope one day miracle happens? I will do anything to make my childhood dream a reality !thank you so much for reading. ।.. O kay
Xpert: "Are they stuck?"
Guy in car: "Hey stepbro come help!"
oh god ;-;
HAHAHAHAHA
No
Also worst way to die. Blow up mid smash
Oh yes
Grand Theft Auto: Toreador
Xpertheif: Bill
Hey!
I got my own name for some of my cars! Hahahaha
Me:Stromburg mk2
Every time I see the toreador now I'm gonna be like 'oh hey there's bill' 😂🤣😂
I hope Kev does the submarine missile trolling at one point.
Would be a good idea
Fr the guided missiles are the best part of the update
When he was live the other day he made some clips of him trolling to be in a video soon.
Should I get an oppressor Mk 2 or the toreador
The oppressor is pretty dope not gonna lie. Especially since almost everyone has one so it helps to have one lol
7:39 the honk had me dying💀💀
Same😂
Xpert: "Is he stuck?"
Me: "No but she definitely was."
*He was stuck inside her
@@playdoug12 She was stuck on him lol
@@masterstumpy3583 i guess, but if you get a splinter do you say "oh I'm stuck on it" or would you say "its stuck in me?"
She was disappointed
Hhaha
Xpert:” then I start hearing some thangs”😂😂
@Shaun Baksh??
ayoo what
10:22 when he said “what the hell going on “then the explosion happened I lost it😂😂😂😂
LOL (finally my first comment reply :D)
Wat
“Tor-eh-door” toreador
or Tore-a-door depending on how one speaks
@@David_H__ tomato tomato
Im calling it the " Toar-ree-uh-door"
@@trevinplayz6129 same
Yeah we saw the video dude
"They're wer definitely stuck "..lol😂
5 years of watching this guy,just keeps getting better and better
your so right
Damn I remember when Kevin had his one shirt the "AK-40KEVIN" lol
The name is actually really simple. “Stromberg mk2”
Perfect 😂💔
Exactly what I thought when I saw the car
your pronunciation is so fluent
lol 😂
@@vhillainy3365 if you’re being sarcastic, you literally cannot say anything bc you have a fortnite pfp my guy
the dude you killed who was getting it on was in a call with me and his mom walked in so he had it paused in the settings LMAO!!! you save his life!
0:54
Am I the only one who noticed the chat feed??
Xpert: “We’re gonna call him Bill”
Me: What a random name
A person named Bill: Why me?
I'm dieing that's funny
kids smh
@@npklampz1895 ikr
@@lotderla5802 dying*
My boi Kev already making new vid ideas from the new DLC. Nice.
Love this guy , he is professional in gaming.
So true
@DreSaidSo child hood* :)
@@ClxKev jeez alrighty
@@ClxKev since when does spamming rpgs take skill?
@@ClxKev you sure that doesn't say 2
Can’t wait for the submarine missile trolling
Oh!! It's coming!!
Best part is when he says “ next victim” and hits a person while saying victim😂🤣
what are u doing stepbro
10:28 one of the best gta online moments i have ever seen LMAO
this is one of the few cars that looks good with chrome paint.
XpertThief: The savior from our boredom
That’s so true
Even if nothing is happening I still laugh at his laugh
I think you mean “from our boredom.” lol
@@fakebobbyhill296 yeah lmao
10:22 funniest video part ever 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he didn’t get to finish
Xpert gave him blue balls
@@moneymakinmitch8130🤨
10:20 *flashbacks to that one bounty hunting episode*
Which one?
@@damane5248 gta 5 bounty hunters #41
Xpertthief is literally apart of my life
It has infinite missiles for anyone that doesn’t know
Really?
@@dead-el6kx yea
@@dead-el6kx and it locks on fucking fast, its amazing
its faster than the batmobile and scramjet it has the best boost in the game making it the new fastest car there is
@ Its defintally not me and my friends tested this multiple times by drag racing dont pretend you know what your talking about your just going to embarrass yourself
Xpert”s laugh is contagious 😂 lol
Yh haha lol
I know right 😂😂
5:52
Why does Xpert always go the long way to the beach every time😂😂
cause hes cool
@@llunzo1669 can’t deny logic and facts like that 🤷🏽♂️
😂😂
Every time there’s a new car/DLC you already know he’s going to troll someone
5:48 i never heard kevin laugh so f*ckin hard before XD
Lol XD
you should put a bomb at the end of other players turbo and when they stat there car their gonna blow up
Is that possible 😂
Gta physics don't wont like that
@@bryanfischer2443 lol
Maybe same idea as in this video but with kinetic mines so enemy would fly to water?
@@joonakarkkainen26 kool
New ways of trolling already!!!! Nice!!!!!
Bro when he says thug life in the intro it just makes my day
0:58 Bruh the guy in the chat needs to chill 😂
This the second time xpert caught em doin da nasty 🤣
what the other videos name👀
Who’s asking👁👃👁
👄
@@jgrant2064 it's called I caught them doin the nasty
0:43 guys its called the ToR AH YUR
you have to actually pronounce it in spanish
I found this guy from looking up “fighting in gta” and one of his vid popped up (this was some years ago)been watching since
claim your "here within an hour" ticket right hereeee
Ayyyy
ayyyee
letssss gooooo
GIVE ME THE TICKET NOW !!!!!😂😂😂😂
here
11:13 made me laugh so hard plus her scream sold it
Wasn’t even funny
Not gonna lie that’s one of the best ideas ever
It was mine 😂 I loved this vid
Now this, this is nostalgic
"Toreador" means bullfighter.
cap
@@fukaro9835 he’s technically right and technically wrong. It does mean bullfighter in Slovenian but technically it refers to the picador who is really just quality control. Not the actual fighter. It’s a jackass on a hora with a sharp stick
He’s always eating snacks, it’s prolly cuz he was roommates with morejstu 😂 “must have snacks”
Im so glad that his channel, this was hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂
10:18 "is he stuck" nah she was stuck, he was just helping his stepsis 👀🤣
👁👄👁
1:23 That Actually Made Me Laugh 😂
Xpert, I've been here since you were a Halo legend of YT
Why are you lying when you joined UA-cam a year agi
@@Rodneyonfroy I was on a different account I only created this account for spam email
Video idea: call a mugger on someone then call a guided missile on them
This is an awesome idea. I hope Xpert sees it
Crazy how much fun expert had in gta amazing
Him trying to pronounce that car is just funny😂
Here's an idea get the guided-missile from the sub and hover above the casino until somebody comes out then blow them up
Its toor-e-door, the pronunciation.
To say the name, say it like this: tori:a:door
he brought back the x t tripple og *2014 flashbacks*
I havent watched in a long time. I got back into gta after 2 years and i remember watching xpert back in 2015. I miss the old days of gta. I remember all the mods and the car meet ups and how he would crash them. Prime moments in life.
This Is Off Top But I’m Eating Nuggets Right Now
Shiiiiiiiiiii
Same
SAME
Stromberg: I am the best submarine car
Teradoer: first time?
Bro he ran into a s*x session 😂 I’m crying
LOLOL
WHERE XD
@@Audexsi 10:16
Trap someone in a clothing store, gun store or a convenience store, throw in tears gas and watch them as they can’t escape and die slowly, it’s hilarious.
Well that was definitely an interesting bounty kill 😂😂.
Expert plss do a uber troll with “BILL”
YESEEE
I'm just gonna call it the Stromberg MK2
Wait. "Can take 6 missiles"
*Get's blown up by 2 sticky bombs*
How wimpy are these missiles?
Because he didn't upgrade the armor I think
Yo xpert you should do a shark card showdown with the new submarines!!
Been watching for years and I’m still anticipating for every new video
The part where they were doing the duty in the car got me cracked up no cap 🧢
This car should be called “stromberg with a boost”
And with lots of armor
And way faster
@@StanbyMode no stromberg has more armour this thing can barely take 2 missiles and the stromberg can take like 6 and the new car has inaccurate missiles compared to the stromberg
"TORE A DOOR" is how I say the cars name
no it’s tori a door
@@naira1317 tori ya door
Imagine sliding in someone’s dm
Expert with bill: hey girl
When the truck hit him I died 🤣🤣
Wait, you can customize the Toreador in regular LS Customs, right?
Yes
Yep
Yep, its the only way to
@@_FBI_how do you get it that colour?
@@Skyman58 how do you get it that colour?
I bet that guy was saying. “Ahhh cmon onnn, I was getting my groove on. 😂😂
Lol 😂🤣
Imagine getting a like from my favorite UA-camr Xpert Thief
Ain’t going to happen I bet you hoped
And you to
@Minae Lane exactly
@Minae Lane lol
@Minae Lane 😂 exactly
Helpful tip:
Activate the sticky bomb when you far away from it
He is the best gta online idea person
10:21 HAD ME DIEING BRO 😂😂
lol your spelling had me *dying*
Fr😂😂😂😂
pronounced "tar re ah door." Kind of like saying "are we a door?" But instead like "Tar re a door"
Isn’t it “tore-e-adore” *tore and adore* but w an e in the middle
Xperttheif the new sub cars' name I'm pretty sure is pronounced "tour-a-door"
Lol so funny but nasty love your vids bro keep the good work
10:28 At least he got his rocks off before he died 😂😂😂😂
Flashback with a twist: Protect the bounty but choose people from your crew to help you survive and have other gta youtubers try and get your bounty! Like so he can see😁👍
Hello to the people who are scrolling through the comments 👋🏿👋🏿🤣🤣🤣
Hello sir
@@Darth1992 Hello to you too
Howdy
@@thushan9521 👋🏿
It’s pronounced as “Tore-A-Door”
bro its pronounced torieya-door..
@@c5mourn either way works but I just go with tore a door
No it’s tore-re-dor
no it’s called stromberg mkii
Toe red etor
🤣 the player was having a good time here comes xpert ka boom 💥 😂
I like everything he says in the end was so kind.
10:22 i sure would be pissed if he did this.
It’s pronounced with a Mexican accent for better name experience, (Torre-Ah-Door) Toreador
And for context, toreadors are the stereotypical guys from Spain with the red piece of cloth that fight bulls.
No
You pronounce the car as “Tour-e-door” I think
Damn Bro I haven't watched you in 2 years now it's good to see your channel blew up so fast congrats on reaching 5.63 million subscriber's ☺👍✌
4:11 Jajaja
7:39 Y voló
10:14 Los atraparon en el acto
14:23 Épico
It’s bothering me that he doesn’t know it has a boost
Flats Flat he does do you not see him use it
Hw boosted so many times
@@mrmars_8564 yea that was my bad I was in the first part and didn’t see the boost till later in the vid
@@ZymarsMMA yea my bad
It’s pronounced “tar-ee-a-door
Tor i dor lol
bro it’s not that hard to pronounce “tore-uh-door”
tor a a dor
@@lockie5322 tor, long a, short a, door
@@lockie5322 you literally just typed out how it’s spelled lmfao
@@lockie5322 it’s called a long a, and a short a, did you learn 1st grade speech or no?
@@lockie5322 cause i said or no! instead of or no? tf?
Y'all need to be trolling xpertthief automatically as soon as he logs on cuz you know he going to be trolling!!!
Whatzup Xpert! I've enjoyed some of the vids by far and it's lit especially this one where the guy is stuck and have a pros. with him so funny, lol.
The hardest thing a small youtuber can feel is when you wake up in the morning and nothing has changed on your channel. its always been my childhood dream to become a youtuber. the videoes uploaded by this creators makes me strong and gives me motivation to make my own videos. Sadly enough i had a really hard time and ran away from home with nothing anymore . i have nothing left.I Had to build it all up again and after 5 years im back. and so much more motivated.Trying to Work very hard to have my own house my own computer and a editing software and play games... I am a casual gamer.. Just being able to edit makes me feel so satisfyed and proud. Even tho i got no viewers and very low subscribers .but watching my work makes me so happy And hopefully i can make so much more people happy with my videos ! I hope one day miracle happens? I will do anything to make my childhood dream a reality !thank you so much for reading. ।.. O kay
Best gta UA-camr alive??????????
My grandpa just died.Youre trolling vids are helping me through the pain thx love you.❤️
He got a positive 😂😂😂😂
Thats crazy lol just to be able to simulate such realistic effects sheesh excellent work absolutely admirable!