Alligator Sausage
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- Florida's finest swamp animal, now in sausage form!
Sausage Score Art: / cig_zone
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*the stuff that grinder has seen*
Especially the bull sausage
That grinder is the hero of 2020
Bul sosig
I see you are here early horizon
dude i was just watching your video lol
Be careful sausage man, you're starting to lean into Actual Sausage territory
oh no
don't you mean... Ordinary Sausage Territory?
@@adityaseth7406 never talk to me again
@@smallmann4628 ...?
@@adityaseth7406 what did I just say
Everyone: Florida man sausage
Alligator packet: Louisiana
im from Louisiana i want my respek dammit 😤
also he needs to make boudin that would be cool
Louisiana is gone. There is only Florida now.
@@thekindpenguin7497 ya’ll need to up that dmt and pcp game yo.
Because most people especially in UA-cam comments are humorless drones
@@cullenpinney2997 I'm not even being ironic I've genuinely found more humor on reddit
The last episode is just gonna be him looking into a mirror in an empty room
before sausaging the mirror
Florida: Become Sausage
This isn't HowToBasic
"my time has come to follow the path of my creations..."
**sausages himself**
the last episode is when all the subscribers ask to be sausages
or like one large one
This man is tempting fate by saying nobody wants to send him sausage art
I'm leaving a comment here in case someone sends him a painting made entirely of sausage casings
pffft, no way someone would ever do that that's crazy man ahaha
big missed opportunity to say “let’s sausage” and do a gator snapping mouth motion
Did we just witness the first ever Three-Grind Time?
no, cause he didnt show it
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear mem
@@AxxLAfriku cuz he isnt a 12 years old
Maybe
Answer : when I get in that grinder it'll be 10 regrind time
The Florida man sausage has finally arrived
Shout out to Donut Operator!
You mean the Louisiana Man?
well he DOES live in florida
It’s about damn time
Charlie would be so proud to see this video
I like how, instead of just moving the table, Mr. Sausage chooses to look fatter and fatter each episode squeezing his way into the table.
He's not fat. He's full of new ideas!
As a Floridian, this is an afternoon snack
Please if there was 3 course meal this would be the appetizer
On the real gator isnt bad
How's it like with Gatorade?
yes my fellow floridian this is indeed a wonderful snack
321 represent
The wierd thing is that this is the most normal sausage he's made.
Same!
Me: Is... Is this just an ORDINARY SAUSAGE? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
The most normal sausage he’s ever made was the black pudding. (Blood sausage) that’s literally available in every food shop here in the UK
Don’t forget the Fish Sausage and Corn Beef Sausage
Lug nut larry yup
@@froggyfan Yes, yes he did.
Missed the chance to say "see ya later, alligator" at the end of the video.
Also, make sausage gravy & biscuits sausage.
I’ve unsubscribed right now I implore you to do the same he missed that opportunity and he hasn’t made dirt sausage
Some people can’t tell what sarcasm is I swear
@@dylanblack8714 if you want the dirt sausage you can stay unsubscribed and never come back
see you in a while
hahahahha, huge missed opportunity!
@@m1ghtymaik crocodile
The fact that this man uses/puts on display everything his fans send him shows how nice of a guy he truly is. Mrs. Sausage is truly blessed.
soon he will need to get a bigger wall
perhaps it is WE who are blessed
This man never defrosts anything before he starts filming
I think, as far as I know, it's actually easier to cut near-frozen/cold meat!
@@columbidaze-p Exactly. It’s a pain to cut meat that isn’t frozen. It just wiggles all around so it’s really hard to get a good cut
@@otakumangastudios3617 That makes sense. Are you a butcher, by chance, or just familiar with the process? That sort of thing fascinates me, how butchers know where and what to cut, what to eat and what not to.
Sorry, just genuinely curious. 😅
This is no ordinary sausage. This is a legendary sausage
But still ordinary
“I’m not like other sausages”
this is a Floridian sausage
make a donkey sausage
yes then it will be duped into infinite sausage
A horse sausage
Are you really that like thirsty you put two comments back to back
@@Im_katty56he just decided to comment twice, what’s wrong with that?
make a dunkey* sausage
fixed that for you ;)
When you realize he never showed us the whole "lets sausage! "
Seeing it forming into the casing is very satisfying to watch, I'm disappointed he didn't show it.
@@SealofApprovalTWU came right here to say this, I'm relieved to know somebody else needs the whole let's sausage
We demand answers.
C'mon man I wanna sausage
I knew something was off
imagine if they just sold him chicken, and he spent 20x the price of chicken, just to get chicken
Is Alligator meat expensive in Florida? I would have thought it'd be cheap... since giant maneating lizard pests everywhere.
Still not as much as the $350 he spent on the lobster.
@@Vanderlyle1987 yeah
@@Vanderlyle1987 $350 on lobster? how ridiculous! i can't imagine spending $500 on lobster.
@@lemagreengreen I'm assuming it is. I've had gator exactly twice at a shoreside restaurant and they're usually pretty pricey (if they're even offered at all)
It's a gimmick menu item and in my opinion it isn't really worth the price. It's more for tourists who want something to brag about
His voice says "One day I will turn the entire globe into a sausage, *and I`ll enjoy it* " while his eyes say "Sausages have taken over my life, please send help!"
It feels so weird when he makes normal sausages.
I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve asked for the Ramen Sausage but I’ll continue asking
Ok
That's a great idea!
I think you’ve only said it 31 times
ok
33 times?
UA-cam Comment Suggestions:
LUNCHABLES SAUSAGE
Let’s make it happen folks!
yes
yes
Yes
Hell yes
Si
I would be surprised if that grinder doesn’t have severe ptsd
Double negative fail...
me too would be surprised if an inanimate object had severe ptsd
@@eristonjuan me three
Oof
I'm glad it doesn't have tastebuds
Mr sausage!! Never spray cleaning solution directly onto electronics. Always apply the solution to the rag/wipe first! Long live the sausage man!
Too late
My philosophy teacher showed us one of your videos in class today, really made us think.
will he ever learn that the measuring cup needs to be an inch forward BEFORE he starts grinding?
No.
This triggers me so badly every single video
@@AngryRockMan you sound like mrs sausage
I’m disappointed that you never once sang “interior crocodile alligator”
He *just* established that a crocodile is not an alligator
i drive a chevrolet movie theater
Interior, Sausage-style, alligator
Interior Sausage Alligator
More like "Crocodile Alligator interior" 😂😂
"Oh wait, a crocodile isn't an alligator."
*Immediately starts doing the tune to Crocodile Rock*
Thank you for the life of me I couldn't remember the name of that song. And searching laa la la la la laa wasn't quite doing it
i really like how will it blow is just putting your mouth directly next to raw, uncooked meat
that was the happiest and most energetic Lets Sausage in a long time, that makes me happy
You had me at “Hey there, folks”
johnny
*PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELA RELA RELA RELA RELA RELA RELA RELA RELA RELA RELA*
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Welcome back.... I guess.
have my babies please
Since you've done alligator, now time for Frog Legs Sausage, Escargot Sausage or Kangaroo Sausage.
YES ESCARGOT
This poor man..
What about horse sausage ?
kangaroo sausage is yum!
Calamari sausage
This is surprisingly one of the most normal sausages I’ve seen on this channel
it looked delicious
I live for the way he struggles every time he goes to sit down to try his sausages.
you missed the perfect opportunity to say
“it’s three-grind time!”
I feel like he just wanted to make alligator sausage and filmed this just so he could get a tax write off
How would that be a tax write off
@@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 business expense
@@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 Gus Johnson has a really informative video on the subject "this video is for a tax write off".
Vet
"no one wants to send me sausage art" boy ive been thinking about it for so long maybe its my time...
yes!!
Make one of booming with bongos dishes and turn it into a sausage as a declaration of war
I was very unsatisfied when he didnt finish singing that part of the song. Him finishing it at the end was the most satisfying thing ive ever heard.
what song is it actually?
What's the name of the song?
Mafia Boss Peter Griffin’s Cooking Show.
Sums it up perfectly.
I hate that it's gotten to the point where im saying "oh that was probably 2 or 3 mark ruffalos"
the fact that he actually seemed a little sad that he had no fan mail warms my heart
Really feeling his Florida Man energy in this one
Was searching for this comment!
Ironically ,the meat he used came from Lousianna.
I don't even know how many times I've asked now but I'll continue.
MAKE A COOKIE DOUGH SAUSAGE
“It’s third regrind time!”
*It’s Threegrind time*
Ive never been more upset than when he found out he didnt have any sausage art
I’m ready to kill a man.
ordinary sausage is the more organized version of howtobasic
I'm a simple woman. I am studying for medical school finals but ordinary sausage uploads? I watch ordinary sausage.
You’re not even subscribed to ordinary sausage!!! I feel insulted
@@dxov1597 ??? I am lol
Hope u pass ur finals
@@dxov1597 does subscribing cost
@@BruceAlarie ? 2 years late and ???
Has anyone shown Mark Rufffalo this? I really want his reaciton being used as a unit of measurement.
Mr.Sausage: "I'm gonna give that will it blow...5 MARK RUFFALOS!"
Mark Ruffalo: " _I see this as an absolute win!_ "
“Just a little bit of this” *one bottle later* “yeah that’s good”
Was expecting him to give it a 5/5. When he said 4/5 I literally yelled "WHAT!" I didn't realize I was so invested.
Alligator when it's done right is damn delicious.
Amen
For his 1 mill special, he should combine every sausage he ever made or do dirt sausage.
So this one time I was down in the swamp noodling for catfish. This was when I was quite a young punk and I had quite the ponytail. Anyhow I got my arms under this bank feeling around for catfish. All the sudden I got this feeling that something is watching me...I turned around slowly and there staring at me was a large gator. I tried to slowly back up the bank but he grabbed me before I could get up it. He pulled and pulled but he couldn't get me under because my ponytail was stuck in a mangrove root. Eventually the gator left me go and I was able to escape. My hair saved my life, and thats why I want you to make hair sausage.
I was your old subscriber, didnt watch you for around 5 month. And i was caught of guard when you show up in front of the camera
This man’s level of musical knowledge impresses me greatly.
I'll be impressed when he starts singing Necrophagist.
@@BaldorfBreakdowns Sorry not knowledge of music, specifically live theatre.
@@RainbowDemon what song is it where he goes "laaaaaaaaaaaaa la la la la"
@@sacrismortem70 in this video?
@@RainbowDemon I would also like to know
it’s always nice to see you make something resembling an actual sausage every so often, despite the alligator
I was a little disappointed that we went straight from "Let's sausage" to "Will it blow?" I really enjoy seeing the sausage get cranked out.
i love when he said his trademark catchphrase that we've all grown to know and love "Let's grind that gator!"
I've had alligator jerky before. Smells kinda like fish, tastes like awesome. Logically the next step was sausage and I couldn't be happier you did it
O wonder how he cleans his grinder after the end of every video.
Next episode, Soap and Industrial Disinfectant sausage!
Most likely, especially since he uses food that's already been cooked like the whopper sausage
I Can Say, I Didn’t See This One Comin But Never Underestimate A Man Of Sausage.
Why You Type Like This
@@Pumb1337 Why Not This Is The Typing Of Gods
im joking btw in case you didnt notice
@@Pumb1337 i like ALL CAPS ALTHOUGH IM NOT YELLING
When the grinder's a rockin', don't come a knockin'
Happy one year channel anniversary!
On January 28th, one year ago, this man came into our lives and sausaged our hearts
im from two years in the future it gets BETTER!!!
Every episode, the measuring cup gets further and further under the grinder
Shoulda been an entire alligator scales and all just like the fish sausage
You’ve established precedents that you need to follow
UA-cam comments suggestions:
Nutella sausage
3:04 our dear sausage king is going to have an entire episode dedicated to opening sausage art after this 😂
Sad he didn't show the sausage pressing prozess.
The process always makes me frustrated for it being so uneven even though the sausage evens itself out
At least the gator didn't die in vain he got to be in a sausage video and get sausaged
For those of you who haven’t tried alligator before, it’s actually amazing
you eat guitars im pretty sure ull eat anything so i have a hard time trusting ur oppinion
It's really greasy
I've heard blackened alligator is AMAZING.
@@joeariados5618 hey man, don't judge until you try a guitar for the first time. they're delicious
@@guitareater6975 never thought id like lamb and now i love it... *eyes my old sg*
Mr Sausage when Bumbish finally accepts the challenge and goes to his home: "Let's grind that gay-tor"
Blambish
bumbottom!
Whole baguette into the grinder and fucking breaking it- SAUSAGEEEEEEE
When
Mr. Sausage has a wonderful singing voice and I adore him.
I was just on a spree of alligator videos and happen to see this
This is the weirdest sausage ad ive ever seen
Ad* also not an ad
cheesejam yes it was a joke...
@@omopy3946 also you should try using a pressure cooker to cook a cheese cake, it's njce
Gives a whole new meaning to the saying:
“See ya later alligator 🐊
In a while crocodile 🐊😭”
F
No it doesn't
I thought he was gonna wrestle a gator for this sausage when I read the title
Mrs. Sausage is a saint for putting up with this, Cthulhu bless her.
i guess he's saving the down under parody for the vegemite sausage
I love watching 20 year old Peter griffin make weird sausages
You've heard about the Alligator Wrangler.
Now introducing:
*The Alligator Sausager*
Just moved down to florida. I love the gators. Time to eat them now
no, you just moved into the sausage state
I actually like the taste of alligators so this sounds freaking great
Just watched a video of a guy petting an alligator, the I scroll a bit further and I find this. Classic ordinary sausage.
I'm paying attention to this instead of class
Jokes on you: I've already completed school for the week.
Sadly, it's edgenuity.
No “See you later, Mr. Alligator” joke? 1 out of 5!
Bope bope bope, bop bop
we snapped this man, he has lost his mind because of us
i spit up my water because you were able to hit that chorus note so well
you know you've seen too many ordinary sausage videos when you're able to predict his 'will it blow?' ratings accurately.
Did my man just do Bright Eyes on the hole-poking part?
"Oh wait a crocodile isn't an alligator"
Taste the same tho.
You should make a normal sausage, because why not.
Just a plain Italian sausage after probably one of the weirdest sausages made on this channel (next to the bull nether-region sausage.)
3:02 I love the fact that the ordinary sausage painting is staring at him
1:26
What
A *third* regrind time ?
All the sausage-ysics books must be rewritten
Next song to sing suggestions:
Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler, but replace the hero with sausage
Babing with Bimbish real quiet after this one
LET'S SAUSAGE WAS SKIPPED.
I feel so empty.
1:49
He did say it
I cant stop watching ordinary sausage! His videos are everything someone could ever want!!!!
I know he probably tosses it in at random amounts, but I would love sausage recipes likes "Get this amount of gator meat, add this, this and this amount of spice a, b, c and fry with oil on medium heat"