DARK PEASANT vs EVERY GOD - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator TABS

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  • @dentenoe9849
    @dentenoe9849 2 роки тому +2296

    Interestingly enough the dark peasant can’t block birds as they aren’t technically considered to be projectiles. Which means that hypothetically speaking, if you threw enough crows at him, the dark peasant would in fact die.

    • @ggnore1818
      @ggnore1818 2 роки тому +99

      I'm pretty sure he would just do that explosion attack he does

    • @russelllim4891
      @russelllim4891 2 роки тому +92

      @@ggnore1818 but that has a cooldown, so you can just mob him

    • @dentenoe9849
      @dentenoe9849 2 роки тому +141

      @@russelllim4891 that’s the idea. Problem is finding a computer that can do that though.

    • @dorecorder27
      @dorecorder27 2 роки тому +6

      itachi uchija

    • @diehardmrra8985
      @diehardmrra8985 2 роки тому +6

      He didn't give the duck his grapes.

  • @ruggedlemmings9163
    @ruggedlemmings9163 2 роки тому +1052

    Gods: "What is a peasant to a god?!"
    Dark Peasant: "What is a god to a non-believer?!"

    • @Sassaparilla
      @Sassaparilla 2 роки тому +30

      "Do you believe now?"

    • @ojd9145
      @ojd9145 2 роки тому +6

      @@Sassaparilla he never does

    • @Sassaparilla
      @Sassaparilla 2 роки тому +5

      @@ojd9145 didn't get the reference?

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke Рік тому +11

      @@Sassaparilla "Uh-huh... So cool..."

    • @Sassaparilla
      @Sassaparilla Рік тому +9

      @@JustAJosuke my man

  • @thebush6379
    @thebush6379 2 роки тому +374

    3:30 imagine firing an endless blaze or explosions on your target, and out of the explosion, ongoing do I remind you, comes out your enemy's weapon straight to your face

  • @kanetashadowfall4569
    @kanetashadowfall4569 2 роки тому +243

    0:54 "Yee your last haw" - dark peasant

  • @unpiberandom385
    @unpiberandom385 2 роки тому +284

    2:33 catapult: launch a thousand giant stones at the dark peasant
    dark peasant: REVERSE LETTER OF THE ONE

    • @andrewpenwell5262
      @andrewpenwell5262 6 місяців тому +2

      One year old comment with a bunch of likes but no replies? Lemme fix that
      And yeah, dark peasant is just “nuh uh”

    • @hi-gs8od
      @hi-gs8od 6 місяців тому

      Ello

  • @maksplayer01
    @maksplayer01 9 місяців тому +61

    Dark peasant: "I fear no man"
    Super peasant: just standing
    Dark peasant: "But that thing... It scares me"

    • @altlol8856
      @altlol8856 5 місяців тому +6

      I would be scared too if a Temu Goku started jumpscaring me at mach 10

  • @mannythebeast7104
    @mannythebeast7104 2 роки тому +1069

    The force but visible be like

  • @Netsaver
    @Netsaver Рік тому +52

    1:59 "I'm alive? I'm alive!!!"
    2:06 "You didn't think I forgot you did you?"

  • @kerstinszabo9875
    @kerstinszabo9875 2 роки тому +385

    Every god at dark peasant together. This would be a good match for him. Or maybe not since he can block an endless amount of projectiles without any problems.

    • @mrmitro6787
      @mrmitro6787 Рік тому +27

      This would certainly be a good match for pc of the one who tries that.

  • @jessphilipguevarra4743
    @jessphilipguevarra4743 2 роки тому +418

    I remember the days the dark peasant could be killed with cannons

    • @jessphilipguevarra4743
      @jessphilipguevarra4743 2 роки тому +48

      @Gabriel Nunes remember when the super peasant just flied around pushing people most of the time lol?

    • @devilbowser253
      @devilbowser253 2 роки тому +21

      Fun fact: the tank can kill the dark peasant due to it having splash damage, it takes a long time and i havent done it in a while but im sure it still works

    • @Cathy19837
      @Cathy19837 Рік тому +1

      ​@@devilbowser253 it cant

    • @VALENTIN3-Luv
      @VALENTIN3-Luv Рік тому

      @@Cathy19837 I see ur point but it’s easier to use god powers to do so and the splash damage should desk damage it just is gonna take a few years bc of dp’s 1 mill hp pool

    • @Cathy19837
      @Cathy19837 Рік тому

      @@VALENTIN3-Luv ok

  • @charliebaker1427
    @charliebaker1427 2 роки тому +163

    Dark peasant was cooler with ground spikes but this one is definitely stronger with projectile defense

  • @warriorsorb1111
    @warriorsorb1111 2 роки тому +112

    I always liked it when the dark pheasant hands fly towards a random foe, picks them up, and either flings them about or slam them to the ground.

    • @ojd9145
      @ojd9145 2 роки тому

      *peasant

    • @lilylilylily2675
      @lilylilylily2675 7 місяців тому

      ​@@ojd9145
      Pheasant*
      Peasant? are you talking about avians?

    • @tpose2364
      @tpose2364 Місяць тому

      🐔

    • @REDSTONENOOB.
      @REDSTONENOOB. 10 днів тому

      @@lilylilylily2675this is a joke, right?

  • @TimeElf1
    @TimeElf1 Рік тому +34

    I'll save you the 8 minutes 17 seconds. The Dark Peasant curbstomps everyone.

  • @brentramsten249
    @brentramsten249 Рік тому +77

    the dark peasant is like the man who speak in hands, expect the only word he knows is the middle finger

    • @battle_arena
      @battle_arena  Рік тому +11

      😁😅

    • @andrewpenwell5262
      @andrewpenwell5262 6 місяців тому +1

      @brentramsten249 sounds about right

    • @FatalKing-n6s
      @FatalKing-n6s 4 місяці тому +2

      Oh yeah , the royal scientist, sadly he fall into the CORE, and after this no one ever see him... Definitely.

  • @ursa4580
    @ursa4580 2 роки тому +103

    "What is a god to a non-beleiver?"

  • @colorfulcat6339
    @colorfulcat6339 2 роки тому +39

    7:22
    "No you"

  • @Spooky-tp1ny
    @Spooky-tp1ny 2 роки тому +201

    I'm still shocked the God killer didn't work

    • @Errors.404
      @Errors.404 2 роки тому +20

      Not a god that's a legendary titan

    • @calebleach7988
      @calebleach7988 2 роки тому +10

      Alas, the dark peasant is to strong. Even *that* simply isn’t enough.

    • @Ieatspaghetti12
      @Ieatspaghetti12 2 роки тому +1

      What yes a fellow captainsause user he is the only that calls the ballista the god killer

  • @adobo3505
    @adobo3505 2 роки тому +20

    7:25 just brutal omg killed them all using their same bullets

  • @therocky7686
    @therocky7686 Рік тому +13

    0:47 What…😂

  • @LukeIsHere231
    @LukeIsHere231 2 роки тому +27

    Dark Peasant: you all call yourself gods? Aww, now that's cute

  • @duper7746
    @duper7746 2 роки тому +77

    It would be more hellish if the deflected projectiles also did damage to the thrower

    • @kaelkirkby9191
      @kaelkirkby9191 2 роки тому +6

      Some of the blocked projectiles were dragged back at the shooter.

    • @1971taks
      @1971taks Рік тому +2

      Thats only projectiles that are big like the catapult

  • @m_winewood
    @m_winewood 2 роки тому +22

    Lmao him slamming the cheerleaders on the ground for the W

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 2 роки тому +26

    All dark peasants are gangsta till someone pulls up with their custom unit.

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths Рік тому +1

      Even a lot of custom units still would lose.

    • @fransthefox9682
      @fransthefox9682 Рік тому

      @@DarkFrozenDepths I made mine so OP that it broke the game, and only costs like 1k points.

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths Рік тому

      @@fransthefox9682 It'd still be simpler to use something that bypasses the Dark Peasant's defenses. It's why the Super Peasant was a thing.
      It's fast enough to avoid the grab and projectiles, while not using any of it's own so the hands don't block it. Basically you can do something like making the Saitama mod move faster and it gets the job done.

  • @lapidations
    @lapidations 2 роки тому +44

    Now make "defeating dark peasant with each god"

  • @xxdrbadassxx
    @xxdrbadassxx 2 роки тому +34

    Would’ve loved to see a mirror match

  • @paradox1164
    @paradox1164 2 роки тому +51

    Hmmm i think.... Dark Peasant is a better version of Gaster from Undertale right now lol

  • @Peashooter_Person202
    @Peashooter_Person202 Рік тому +6

    2:32
    Voltorb I choose you!
    Use…!
    (Immediately uses self-destruct)
    - It had no effect…

  • @arthlawfaw9938
    @arthlawfaw9938 2 роки тому +12

    Imagine Landfall seeing this: *What did we create?*

  • @summerbreeze5115
    @summerbreeze5115 Рік тому +3

    8:02
    "Just close your eyes, u wont feel anything" 🥺🕯️

  • @DrCrow-ud9lq
    @DrCrow-ud9lq 2 роки тому +11

    Im genuinely surprised that no one made a comparison video of TABS units even tho these units are sick and cool to be honest

  • @GrevinoSNapoli
    @GrevinoSNapoli Рік тому +6

    So if he's just a peasant WHO'S THE KING

  • @Cheeseischeese_o
    @Cheeseischeese_o 4 місяці тому +4

    Solution: a lot of Chronomancers or Wizards, bro is going into orbit.

  • @PietroSalles
    @PietroSalles Рік тому +6

    He is like Gaara from Naruto, but with hands, not sand. An impenetrable defense and an attack that follows the target.

  • @The_Great_Idiot
    @The_Great_Idiot 2 роки тому +17

    1:27 actually looks kinda cool

  • @colelawry2024
    @colelawry2024 2 роки тому +2

    4:53 the poor snowman didn’t know what was coming

  • @metalmagerin3
    @metalmagerin3 2 роки тому +5

    This man put on some Old Spice Odor Blocker Body Wash today.

  • @Jacob-kk1ng
    @Jacob-kk1ng 2 місяці тому +5

    Bro someone has to make a movie of the dark peasant when he is treated badly as a peasant and finds a dark magic book

  • @Axleisdaman
    @Axleisdaman 4 місяці тому +2

    0:55 EVIILLLL!

  • @szephyr
    @szephyr 2 роки тому +5

    This is what happens when the working class unites

  • @WolvenSwiftwind
    @WolvenSwiftwind Рік тому +6

    Well he certainly doesn't need a hand

  • @coolsgameandvideo1363
    @coolsgameandvideo1363 2 роки тому +52

    Only saitama can kill him

    • @cristinegayguadalupe656
      @cristinegayguadalupe656 2 роки тому +9

      and super peasant

    • @OOFvinity
      @OOFvinity 2 роки тому +6

      @@cristinegayguadalupe656 All the super present dose is hit him thru the ground lol

    • @dogking44
      @dogking44 2 роки тому +4

      @@OOFvinity Well it works doesn't it?

    • @timmyjiang5692
      @timmyjiang5692 2 роки тому +1

      Yes saitama: SERIOUS PUNCH!

    • @timtan852
      @timtan852 2 роки тому +1

      @@OOFvinity present?

  • @anonymousanonymous9587
    @anonymousanonymous9587 Рік тому +4

    The gods by definition have to be ranged from what I see, so anti-range is a giant meme to them

  • @AmericaIsACountry
    @AmericaIsACountry Рік тому +3

    Dark peasant vs every god!
    *rolls out a fucking tank

  • @b.a.r.f1004
    @b.a.r.f1004 9 місяців тому +3

    ok, this is Gojo now

  • @Jaysworld135
    @Jaysworld135 15 днів тому

    7:26 REDIRECTING BULLETS?!?!
    Super peasant is our only help

  • @Brazilphone
    @Brazilphone 2 роки тому +33

    Every god: I shall shoot 1T arrows at dark peasant
    Dark peasant: nah *blocks all arrows with hands*
    Every god: NANI?!
    Dark peasant: hey guess what god
    Every god: what
    Dark peasant:blocks with shield ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! Not today thank you

    • @mrmitro6787
      @mrmitro6787 Рік тому +1

      Bruh, the shield achievement is actually "Not today, thank you". The "return to sender" is aboug ghast.

  • @Sylver.
    @Sylver. Рік тому +4

    2:30-2:43 IS CRAZY,HE LEGIT REDIRECTED THE BOULDERS BACK TO THE CATAPULT

  • @Auourlia
    @Auourlia 6 місяців тому +1

    I swear one of them had the Dark Peasant looking like it was walking through a fucking fire

  • @FangFeraligatr
    @FangFeraligatr 2 роки тому +6

    DARK PEASANT HAS NO WEAKNESSES

  • @LovusEternius
    @LovusEternius Рік тому +4

    Dark Peasant? More like God of Point Defense

  • @cerindraco8407
    @cerindraco8407 2 роки тому +4

    Don't worry shigaraki with all for one can't hurt you
    Shigaraki with all for one:

  • @Toxic_MF911
    @Toxic_MF911 2 роки тому +4

    Why’s this better than watching she hulk?

  • @Its_me_Stolas
    @Its_me_Stolas 2 роки тому +6

    Tank blew himself up. Couldn't handle the power

  • @miniwhiffy3465
    @miniwhiffy3465 2 роки тому +7

    The dark peasant uno reversed those boulders

  • @susoluss7305
    @susoluss7305 2 роки тому +3

    When you put all your stats in defence

  • @maksplayer01
    @maksplayer01 2 роки тому +4

    Can many of Artemis kill kim with their super arrow?

  • @tabsplayer82
    @tabsplayer82 2 роки тому +4

    nice video, thank bro

  • @idontknowaname1587
    @idontknowaname1587 Рік тому +4

    Do Saitama vs Dark peasant

  • @MrZero000
    @MrZero000 2 роки тому +11

    Not suprise bro only close combat works on the dude

    • @cjqvargas2755
      @cjqvargas2755 2 роки тому

      Yea but does barely any damage

    • @R.E.N.D
      @R.E.N.D 2 роки тому

      @@cjqvargas2755 unless its the super peasant or sum

    • @cjqvargas2755
      @cjqvargas2755 2 роки тому

      @@R.E.N.D true but thats only for the super peasant im talking about normal units

    • @R.E.N.D
      @R.E.N.D 2 роки тому

      @@cjqvargas2755 oh yea, thats fair

  • @epicnftownerandinvestor3153
    @epicnftownerandinvestor3153 Рік тому +3

    someone should make a version of the dark peasant hands ability without the hands

  • @anna-karinachristensen5285
    @anna-karinachristensen5285 2 роки тому +15

    The Dark peasent is the god of gods.

  • @Ernest299
    @Ernest299 2 роки тому +2

    Do more videos with the dark peasant

  • @labeetas4171
    @labeetas4171 2 роки тому +6

    trophy system be like

  • @colerobinson1422
    @colerobinson1422 2 роки тому +4

    Is anybody else getting Elfin Lied vibes

  • @Illuminwhy
    @Illuminwhy 2 роки тому +1

    While in school: *starts slapboxing*

  • @SuperPanzerTerranceDerSpieler
    @SuperPanzerTerranceDerSpieler 3 місяці тому

    Dark peasant is truly unstoppable. 😎

  • @mostawesomeflyer6164
    @mostawesomeflyer6164 6 місяців тому

    Congrats, you made me use 8.5% of my power!

  • @北条政子-w7h
    @北条政子-w7h 2 роки тому +2

    Super>dark😊
    Super<many others😮
    dark>many others😢

  • @terrencebradley3927
    @terrencebradley3927 Рік тому +1

    It was so epic when the rocks scattered around but all the hands grab them that was just so cool❤❤❤

  • @ezakio4534
    @ezakio4534 17 днів тому

    Dark peasant is the definition of a tank tĥat protects himself

  • @mackenziebeeney3764
    @mackenziebeeney3764 2 роки тому +1

    I don’t know what this is but it looks cool

  • @mobgabriel1767
    @mobgabriel1767 2 роки тому +4

    "i see no god UP here...OTHER THAN ME!

  • @derpnotbot
    @derpnotbot 9 місяців тому +1

    Every God VS TRUE GOD

  • @GigaMarx4213
    @GigaMarx4213 6 місяців тому

    0:54 that sound 😭

  • @McGeistly
    @McGeistly Рік тому +3

    Is there no one who can stand up to the Dark Peasant?!

    • @kerstinszabo9875
      @kerstinszabo9875 Рік тому +1

      The only 2 who can defeat him are the super boxer and the unkillable angel guy( i think the name was Seraphim but I'm not so sure).

    • @kerstinszabo9875
      @kerstinszabo9875 Рік тому +1

      @Matthew Jimenez ah ok thanks I wasn't sure anymore.

  • @cerindraco8407
    @cerindraco8407 2 роки тому +2

    When you decide to play totally epic battle simulator instead...

  • @gamingsuperfrenchfries7510
    @gamingsuperfrenchfries7510 Рік тому +1

    The red team is ganna be like NANI!?

  • @Skrrrrrt747
    @Skrrrrrt747 2 роки тому +2

    You either need to use super peasant or download mods to beat this guy he is insane

  • @JustAGroundhog
    @JustAGroundhog Рік тому +2

    Am I the only one noticing all of these different red teams have basically the exact same attack

  • @JR-tl2ym
    @JR-tl2ym 6 місяців тому

    This should've been Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi

  • @quavers4834
    @quavers4834 2 роки тому +2

    They need to bring TABS to PS4 all ready been out on Xbox for a while.

  • @Testyourmemory350
    @Testyourmemory350 3 місяці тому

    From kings to gods i've slain them all!

  • @LordXonCrack
    @LordXonCrack 8 місяців тому

    3"27 "Pain?.... PAIN!? PAIN EH!? ILL SHOW YOU TRUE PAIN!!....."

  • @HashbrownGokusan
    @HashbrownGokusan 2 роки тому +1

    Totally accurate btw

  • @sharifahnurhidayah1459
    @sharifahnurhidayah1459 Рік тому +1

    Imanhanif: horseman say HeeewAw!

  • @YodaIlChad
    @YodaIlChad 11 місяців тому +1

    Please billy the hero vs every god

  • @dariusclark7701
    @dariusclark7701 2 роки тому +1

    How you get them to throw so many, I’m on console so that’s probably why isn’t it

  • @Woodboi353
    @Woodboi353 Рік тому +1

    This video is literally if i don’t care or the force was a person

  • @bgosselin10
    @bgosselin10 Рік тому +1

    Watch you all the time

  • @TheProcautiousTeam
    @TheProcautiousTeam 3 місяці тому

    Bro did a challenge where if one thing can touch him,he'll give 1m dollars💀

  • @cakeplayz1476
    @cakeplayz1476 Рік тому +3

    Why does dark peasant remind me of gaster????

  • @Humble_little_gamer
    @Humble_little_gamer 7 місяців тому

    0:55 famous last words

  • @dwightthomas72
    @dwightthomas72 9 місяців тому

    Dark peasant vs Saitama lol😂

  • @buh3746
    @buh3746 2 роки тому +2

    do close combat gods have a chance?

  • @unspokenlegendyt3328
    @unspokenlegendyt3328 2 роки тому +3

    I think the bombs are the only ones that can defeat it.

  • @Kai_Ego
    @Kai_Ego 9 місяців тому +1

    He was Gojo before Gojo

  • @Centilmeh-h2x
    @Centilmeh-h2x 8 місяців тому

    Domain Expainsion;
    Infinite Reflections.

  • @tylertheultimatebadass87
    @tylertheultimatebadass87 6 місяців тому

    He defeated Ballista God? Impossible!

  • @jensenaklen4858
    @jensenaklen4858 Рік тому +2

    Who can defeat this avatar of destruction?

  • @bocahinsting1679
    @bocahinsting1679 2 роки тому +1

    BRO IS THAT GASTER!?