TRY NOT TO LAUGH: Dating Fails

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  • @Samantha-qj9wq
    @Samantha-qj9wq 3 місяці тому +1553

    . . . The guy that took his date to a jumper park is SUCH a keeper, the hell is wrong with y'all?!?!

    • @Knightowl1980
      @Knightowl1980 3 місяці тому +238

      Right! Golden retriever energy, literally. Some girls need to let go and have fun

    • @Ttoby89
      @Ttoby89 3 місяці тому +33

      fun and cute but also why am i watching you do a thing i would never subject my knees to myself like i'm your bff's mum

    • @Lemon_Zest
      @Lemon_Zest 3 місяці тому +88

      ikr, i would love that as a date we could just both be immature and goofy in a really cute way

    • @bagandbroad
      @bagandbroad 3 місяці тому +55

      It’s exactly the kind of thing I’d LOVE to do but would be too scared to do or suggest on my own

    • @thaistulio1078
      @thaistulio1078 3 місяці тому +26

      Right? I would have so much fun!

  • @NannaKoria
    @NannaKoria 3 місяці тому +801

    Okay, If my blind date would invite me to an " adult, indoor playground " I would immediately ask for a second date 😅🌹

    • @herstoryanimated
      @herstoryanimated 3 місяці тому +51

      that would be my 'he's a keeper' moment 😂, I would just like advance warning so I could dress appropriately

    • @lildemonchan7690
      @lildemonchan7690 3 місяці тому +30

      I feel like it's smart to do this type of thing. That way you weed through the people you will have difficulty connecting with.
      I met my now fiance’ when I was 13 in a kid’s military camp. We went on mud runs together, played “sniper,” did PT, and helped each other. He was my flight leader and guided me every step of the way. One day I heard one of the other guys jokingly mutter to him to “Go check on your girlfriend” during a teamwork exercise, and that's when I knew he liked me. One bouldering date, a trampoline park, multiple hikes, several drills, PT practices, and many years of being best friends and then partners later, we got engaged.
      Find someone who you can laugh with, because the more common interests you and your partner have, the easier it is to enjoy each other's company.

    • @T.Aa90
      @T.Aa90 2 місяці тому +3

      My mind would not have gone to that kind of place if I got that invitation via text.

    • @herstoryanimated
      @herstoryanimated 2 місяці тому +2

      @@T.Aa90 I get your point! 😅

  • @Lyvvie
    @Lyvvie 3 місяці тому +434

    The sausage guy - I'd have replied "A cocktail weiner? I am not on a diet." and leave.

  • @teedub1990
    @teedub1990 2 місяці тому +116

    Jumper park: 100% Yes. Just so long as I was dressed appropriately. This is not a surprise outing.

  • @russelllapua4904
    @russelllapua4904 3 місяці тому +358

    Toni has a knack of making everything ten times worse and ten times better at the same time lmao

  • @AbstractlyDelen
    @AbstractlyDelen 3 місяці тому +306

    Naw, bounce house are THE best place!!!! Also, that guy gave off MAJOR golden retriever energy

    • @clemclemclem-1
      @clemclemclem-1 3 місяці тому +5

      i completely agree!!!

    • @frummel403
      @frummel403 3 місяці тому +6

      Oh golden retriever energy is such a turn off for me lol. I would be mortified. Just take me for drinks so when can talk. To each their own I guess

    • @JoanieBC
      @JoanieBC 3 місяці тому

      ​@@frummel403definitely. Better to find out on the first date, though.

    • @alexilupin
      @alexilupin 3 місяці тому +9

      He was hilarious but he has to find someone who vibes with his golden retrieverness cos that person clearly wasn't lol

    • @AbstractlyDelen
      @AbstractlyDelen 3 місяці тому +1

      @@frummel403 sorry, those were two separate statements 😂 I *_also_* wouldn’t want a golden retriever (guy, or dog)

  • @Hello-pp3hl
    @Hello-pp3hl 3 місяці тому +94

    You ever forget someone’s name, ask them. They’ll be super offended, repeat their name, and then you say, “no, no, your LAST name.”

  • @soo77777
    @soo77777 3 місяці тому +341

    Well for me, if a guy took me to a ball pit on a first date I would totally love it. The goofier the better and he looks really handsome too. So yeah I think it's her loss

    • @clemclemclem-1
      @clemclemclem-1 3 місяці тому +5

      +

    • @herstoryanimated
      @herstoryanimated 3 місяці тому +20

      exactly, though I'd like a heads up so I could dress appropriately!

    • @lildemonchan7690
      @lildemonchan7690 3 місяці тому +3

      I met a boy when I was thirteen in a kid’s military camp. The first time we met was “mud and grub” night.
      Mud and grub was a once-a-month PT night where everyone did a mud run, got soaking wet in a local river doing physical training, did timed obstacle courses, and then went back and ate pizza.
      Many mud and grubs, obstacle courses, runs, drills, pt nights, teamwork exercises, private playdates, real dates, and years later, that boy is my fiance’.

  • @clemclemclem-1
    @clemclemclem-1 3 місяці тому +105

    1:35 Ryan’s “do that again 😂” is so funny and sweet. when something’s so funny you make the person repeat themselves 😂

  • @alexilupin
    @alexilupin 3 місяці тому +68

    I was on the bus once and the couple behind me broke up. The guy broke up with the girl and she was fully upset, crying, asking why he doesn't like her any more etc. They continue to ride the bus for like, another 30min at least, her crying, and then both get off at the same stop. Bruh this is a service that runs every 15min. Just break up, GET OFF THE BUS and wait for the next one.

  • @graveside_glitz1015
    @graveside_glitz1015 2 місяці тому +13

    “Was it weird or was it nice?” 😂❤ I love these two together. Soulmate best friends

  • @whims6278
    @whims6278 3 місяці тому +100

    "Char-cockery board" 😭

  • @caralynn.
    @caralynn. 3 місяці тому +142

    "Surprise exercise" was not a phrase I knew I hate from the very undefined core of my being but here we are; angry and out of shape still.

    • @jdk9673
      @jdk9673 3 місяці тому +3

      I’ve never related to a comment more

    • @colorcutie97
      @colorcutie97 3 місяці тому +4

      I don’t like surprises in general, I like to mentally prepare for what I am going to do no matter what it is. I cant think of many things you can add to it that will make me more angry than exercise. Immediately no.

    • @GargeBarge
      @GargeBarge 3 місяці тому

      Is it more one than the other? I feel like it’s more one than the other.

  • @JT-ox9tk
    @JT-ox9tk 3 місяці тому +67

    I took my great niece to a jump park once. Forgetting that I was a 58 year old slightly overweight woman, i jumped into the foam pit. I could barely move and it took two strong guys to pull me out. That's the last time I try that. Lesson learned!

  • @odalhawthorne
    @odalhawthorne 3 місяці тому +64

    Toni: *wheezing* He died?!? 😂😅

  • @EsStagefright
    @EsStagefright 3 місяці тому +205

    No, give me an overzealous romantic nerd goofball any day, and I'll marry him on the spot. That guy with the fake fire and making music... the only problem I had with it, was I couldn't see his face because I'd want to be staring into his eyes as he tried to be as romantic as possible... I am so in love with that, and I was so shocked to find out that you guys thought it was cringe. My mouth was literally agape.
    Edit: Also, yes to the jumper park.

    • @herstoryanimated
      @herstoryanimated 3 місяці тому +16

      I think it was mostly the poor song choice that was off-putting for me 😂!

    • @frummel403
      @frummel403 3 місяці тому +13

      Really? I would be like.. yugh! Romantic is great but not from someone you just met! It is so cringe to me

    • @EsStagefright
      @EsStagefright 3 місяці тому +8

      @@frummel403 nah, I want someone who's real with me, and lets me know who they are from the beginning❤

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess 3 місяці тому +16

      ​​@@EsStagefright Except that it didn't feel natural at all. It's like he read some pamphlet of what women want and got the Dollar Tree version of that. The jumper park was truly genuine.

    • @herstoryanimated
      @herstoryanimated 3 місяці тому +12

      @@frummel403 I really think it depends how the rest of the date went and the lead up to that moment. If you were viking really well and he'd told you his hobby is singing/playing keyboard, then later says something like 'I've been practicing this song, do you want to hear it?', I would be fine with that - but the song choice here would bother me!

  • @Imberis
    @Imberis 3 місяці тому +62

    I think the jumper park one is very very VERY variable from person to person. Would I want to do that? Oh hell no, I have arthritis. But it's not necessarily a bad idea for the right person. Also if you're not dressed for that kind of date, it can become a real problem. What if you're wearing a dress? Jumper park feels like a very sports bra kind of date, which is information most people need in advance.

    • @Robespierre-lI
      @Robespierre-lI 2 місяці тому

      If you're wearing a dress,.... Well, it's a date right? Lol.
      Just joking.

    • @doraps4764
      @doraps4764 2 місяці тому +4

      Yeah. Id definitely get a feel for my dates ablebodyness at least before trying that

  • @meghan_shew3360
    @meghan_shew3360 3 місяці тому +95

    WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BOUNCE PARK!!! That looks like so much fun and a much better date activity than dinner or a movie

    • @TsundeRea
      @TsundeRea 3 місяці тому +2

      As much as I’d love to jump at the jump park, I’ve not been able to jump on a trampoline without peeing since I was a teenager. Sooo would be a no for me.

    • @fuchsfarben
      @fuchsfarben 2 місяці тому +6

      I think the problem here is about not being told beforehand: When you shushed yourself up, maybe even wearing a dress, bouncing around in a place where you can get your hair tangled, your makeup smudged, your ass showing when a skirt/dress flips up and have to take off all your jewellery beforehand - that's not a good time :')

    • @nq6508
      @nq6508 2 місяці тому +1

      Past a certain age, you only think about injuring yourself on a trampoline. lol. The ones that are the most confident doing flips usually break something.

    • @ITSLEKASWORLD
      @ITSLEKASWORLD 11 днів тому

      Naw I'm almost 40 and I'd still be down with a trampoline or bounce park, might be sore the day after but would still be worth it

  • @villianvoltaire3094
    @villianvoltaire3094 3 місяці тому +62

    3:02 "Budgy Smuggler" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Drunkest_turtle
    @Drunkest_turtle 3 місяці тому +27

    Funny story: My father was killed in a catastrophic decompression accident when the cargo door came of his plane and he, along with 8 other passengers were ejected from the aircraft. I was 20, but it was in 1989 so a long long time ago.
    My family is big on the dark humour and I still make reference to “fly United and really get sucked off”.
    Ryan’s reenactment of the window thing was absolutely hilarious, perfect delivery and not too far from reality. In my dad’s case, just a much bigger bang…

    • @SpeedDemonStar
      @SpeedDemonStar 3 місяці тому +6

      United Airlines Flight 811? (You don't have to answer, I'm just curious as I'm into researching different disasters; what happened, why, and what was done to prevent it in the future.)
      I am so sorry for your loss and glad you're able to make humor out of the situation rather than let the grief ruin you.

    • @jameshopkins503
      @jameshopkins503 2 місяці тому +2

      😮

  • @slinkywhippet
    @slinkywhippet 3 місяці тому +23

    Yet more evidence that Toni & Taubs are just perfect for each other ❤❤❤

  • @lindaarmstrongjackman9788
    @lindaarmstrongjackman9788 3 місяці тому +11

    Toni’s “Hope you’re hungry” just killed me 😂

  • @just_caitlin
    @just_caitlin 3 місяці тому +6

    OK, that Toni/Taubs origin story perfectly explains why they're so perfect for each other! 🤣

  • @SpareSomeChange8080
    @SpareSomeChange8080 3 місяці тому +31

    Guy catches his missus cheating on him with a guy she doesn't know the name of, and _he_ thinks the other guy got roasted? 😂 That is some weapons grade cope right there

    • @udavster
      @udavster 2 місяці тому +3

      That's the joke though)

  • @LynnIPoor
    @LynnIPoor 3 місяці тому +19

    I love you two sooooooo much. I always end up chuckling out loud.

  • @lilypadlane7492
    @lilypadlane7492 3 місяці тому +76

    personally I don't see anything wrong with the bouncy house place one, I would love to sounds like fun. like I know It isn't a typical date setting but I could have heaps of fun with someone at one of those

    • @4nscchk
      @4nscchk 3 місяці тому +13

      I agree. I feel like that could be loads of fun. I dont know if it would be the best first date but definitely still a fun idea.

    • @nadacomnadadentro5642
      @nadacomnadadentro5642 3 місяці тому +12

      The same with the hiking date: appropriate attire.

    • @clemclemclem-1
      @clemclemclem-1 3 місяці тому +1

      +

    • @lilypadlane7492
      @lilypadlane7492 3 місяці тому +4

      @@nadacomnadadentro5642 aw yeah I guess I can understand that, not wanting exercise sprung on you but like if it was well communicated I wouldn't mind and even then most of what I own can be jumped in. But I can see it

  • @DenBover-pf7xk
    @DenBover-pf7xk 3 місяці тому +22

    7:23 the psychic killed him

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 2 місяці тому +4

    THe bounce house/ball pit is SUCH a fun idea! Definitely her loss

  • @BookBookCrochet
    @BookBookCrochet 2 місяці тому +4

    The guy and the girl that are on the walk, when the girls talking and flips the camera quickly to him he’s pretending to scratch his back but he’s actually got the rude finger out😂😂

  • @TheXander9114
    @TheXander9114 2 місяці тому +2

    "I've seen you in a budgie smugglah" hahaha That's my new favorite! Lol

  • @kelbystewart4325
    @kelbystewart4325 3 місяці тому +8

    The way i took a huge drink of water right before you did the "I hope youre hungry" and I fought for my liife trying not to choke and spit it all out over my work computer.

  • @A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand
    @A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand 3 місяці тому +28

    My worst date was when my bestie set me up with her boyfriend's bestie. When we met up he seemed cool at first, we had organised to eat dinner at a nice restaurant, but instead he drove me around his suburb and then back to his house and said "can I show you my bong collection?". I said "...um sure".
    And he opened this huge cupboard filled to the brim with bongs. He asked if I wanted to smoke, i said "nope, im hungry" and just before I got in my car he grabbed me and said "something inside me is begging to kiss you".
    I was like oookkkaayyyy lol no thanks, and drove myself to the nearest KFC.
    I told my friend about the date the next day, and she said "huh, thats so weird, cos he told us you were being super clingy and he was weirded out". 🙄🙄
    3 years later he came to my cafe where I worked and asked to go on another date. Like BRUH, NO.

    • @Robespierre-lI
      @Robespierre-lI 19 днів тому

      I would have enjoyed that date. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you can just relax together, after all.

    • @Aya-Amira
      @Aya-Amira 19 днів тому

      ​@@Robespierre-lI so you have no standards?

  • @E-M-M
    @E-M-M 3 місяці тому +6

    Not me thinking the “stuck in a ball pit” comment was just sexual innuendo then finding out it actually happened!! 😂

  • @eponymoususer8923
    @eponymoususer8923 3 місяці тому +7

    Noods man has it going on! The affirmation and support, being cooperative… definitely give him a second chance!

  • @jasgem76
    @jasgem76 3 місяці тому +18

    NGL that bounce park looks like a whole lotta fun. But he'd better be taking me for a good meal after 😂

    • @Robespierre-lI
      @Robespierre-lI 2 місяці тому

      Fairly demanding. What if you didn't satisfy his bounce requirements? Lol

  • @elizabethrose1766
    @elizabethrose1766 3 місяці тому +7

    Just love you two…. You brighten my day ❤

  • @Wyster
    @Wyster 3 місяці тому +5

    “Bungee smuggler” caught me so off guard. Almost snort laughed egg roll out of my nose

    • @anneonnamouse5496
      @anneonnamouse5496 2 місяці тому +1

      Budgie

    • @Wyster
      @Wyster 2 місяці тому

      @@anneonnamouse5496 Apologies. Didn’t mean to disrespect the culture. Your username made me chuckle after I sounded it out.

  • @SabertoothDeathmouse
    @SabertoothDeathmouse 3 місяці тому +5

    The dates name was Alana btw 5:00

  • @NikoTheodosiadis
    @NikoTheodosiadis 3 місяці тому +6

    That was my monkey's paw era... I lost it

  • @caralynn.
    @caralynn. 3 місяці тому +4

    Oh my goooooooood. Stop being the best part of my day. Just kidding. More free dopamine and serotonin please!

  • @SheilaR.08
    @SheilaR.08 3 місяці тому +7

    I would be thrilled to go to the trampoline park! Not to mention how much fun he was having. Sign me up! 😎

  • @adhdunsupervised7800
    @adhdunsupervised7800 3 місяці тому +2

    So in love with you guys! Bestest random 3am discovery ever! ❤❤❤

  • @youdontknowme1258
    @youdontknowme1258 Місяць тому

    OMG!!! Y’all are so HILARIOUS!!! OMGoodness.😂😂😂

  • @naokoshiuzuke1693
    @naokoshiuzuke1693 3 місяці тому +4

    If my date brought me to a jumping park, I'd BE STOKED

  • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
    @Kingdom_Of_Dreams 3 місяці тому +11

    Imagine breaking up with someone while on vacation with them!!

  • @tawniacontreras4659
    @tawniacontreras4659 3 місяці тому +3

    Same happened to me in a ball/foam pit at one of those parks… my 3 you g adult nephews + an employee had to rescue me!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha

  • @LatinoRacerRX8
    @LatinoRacerRX8 3 місяці тому +2

    I love these try not to laugh, more more!! :)

  • @sommerw478
    @sommerw478 2 місяці тому +1

    The indoor jumper park is amazing!! If I was having good chemistry with the guy and he wanted to have a play date I’d love that!! So fun!!

  • @GemmaAddison-x1w
    @GemmaAddison-x1w 3 місяці тому +2

    I truly love y'all so much Toni and Ryan always make me laugh when I'm feeling down or having a tough time. You guys are truly legends. And maybe to be extra special you could like me comment please please.

  • @CharlotteDickinson1996
    @CharlotteDickinson1996 3 місяці тому +5

    Been watching you guys for a while, you’re both soooo hilarious!! So new subscriber from the UK❤❤

  • @foxsterreacts9445
    @foxsterreacts9445 3 місяці тому +6

    Bouncing Parks or Air Parks are so fun, but its a skinny or athletic persons game. If you cant jog 2 miles easily at a lite pace in 20mins then prob not for you. Its def cardio and strength in air parks

  • @Helianthus_
    @Helianthus_ 3 місяці тому +14

    I went through so much trauma with my last relationship ending that I just gave up on dating altogether. Don't even miss it, so I'm probably aro-ace now.
    What I got from that, plus a few of these videos, is that some people just treat others as disposable or interchangable. I'd rather die old and alone than let anyone trample all over me like that ever again.

    • @nydra-r
      @nydra-r 3 місяці тому +3

      the love you have in your body, many others have the same love, and some have more or less. You ended up with someone with less unfortunately. But there will be someone for you if you do get out there again one day

    • @Helianthus_
      @Helianthus_ 3 місяці тому

      @@nydra-r That's the sheer irony of this. That person had a greater capacity for love than anyone I've ever known. I was just not worthy of it. I do still miss him and I think part of me still loves him. Anyway, I need to stop trauma dumping on random strangers.

  • @massomouse1556
    @massomouse1556 3 місяці тому +9

    Bouncy castle park.... please!

  • @MK_Nay
    @MK_Nay 3 місяці тому

    You two are like brother & sister. I love it!

  • @Adrienne-i1m
    @Adrienne-i1m 3 місяці тому +6

    Can you please repeat that?
    Budgie smuggler
    🤣😂🤣😂
    OMG literally LMAO

  • @baieeleaf
    @baieeleaf 3 місяці тому +4

    Okay a jumper park isn’t a first date kind of thing but after a couple years… I’d have the time of my life with my bf tbh & I’m gonna suggest this for a date night. I also wanna do a rage room & more escape rooms the one we went to was one of my favorites so far!!

  • @AndriaTheKobold
    @AndriaTheKobold 3 місяці тому +2

    Awww come on, the bounce park?! Sure it's not really ROMANTIC, but it does look kinda fun as hell! I'd be down for that lol

  • @caitlinsadiemay3210
    @caitlinsadiemay3210 2 місяці тому

    I once put sausages through the zipper in my jeans and walked out of the kitchen asking him if he wanted some sausage for dinner, haha, good memories unlocked. Thanks guys.

  • @elainajourney
    @elainajourney 3 місяці тому +10

    What is wrong with you two?????? The jumper park is an incredible date!!

  • @chrisallum9044
    @chrisallum9044 3 місяці тому +4

    As soon as jumper park comes to New Zealand, ALL my dates will be at jumper park.I am going to schedule dates just for the excuse to go to jumper park

  • @freyajacobs7086
    @freyajacobs7086 3 місяці тому +2

    you guys always seem to know when i am having a bad day cause you always upload! ❤thanks for always cheering us up! ❤

  • @niecey918
    @niecey918 3 місяці тому +5

    3:57 hike girl. Yeah he's cheesed off. He flipping her off behind his back.

    • @Robespierre-lI
      @Robespierre-lI 2 місяці тому

      Given her attitude, I suspect he has good reasons to ditch her. I don't trust anyone who takes out a camera in any kind of relationship situation. That's a red flag for emotional immaturity of all kinds.
      So there's been a spat and he dumped her. And instead of having an emotionally open and honest conversation, her first instinct is to try to humiliate him online by getting her friends and anonymous people online to gang up on him?
      Think about that for a moment.

    • @niecey918
      @niecey918 2 місяці тому

      @@Robespierre-lI absolutely agree. Like the ones who are hysterically crying, but you took your phone out to record? Please. I guess if it is not recorded for these people its not a real emotion.

  • @cassandrapapakyritsis
    @cassandrapapakyritsis 2 місяці тому

    Oh my gosh. This is the 2nd video I've watched in the last 30 minutes, and this is the most I have laughed in months

  • @AlmostMileHighInUtah
    @AlmostMileHighInUtah 3 місяці тому +11

    On one first date I let him know that I don't eat red meat. Where does he take me? To a cheese steak place. When I ordered a grilled cheese sandwich, he just about flipped his lid.
    Another first, and only date, he excused himself from the table then took off without letting me know. BTW, my house keys were in his car. He eventually returned to the restaurant to return my keys. I took an Uber home.

    • @Spectrarian
      @Spectrarian Місяць тому

      What the actual fucking fuck??? My GOD what an asshole

  • @r-aandrew596
    @r-aandrew596 3 місяці тому +1

    I can't watch these videos without at least one snort laugh.

  • @mooneverfi
    @mooneverfi 3 місяці тому +2

    Jumper park sounds like so much fun though ;-;

  • @archercandy6122
    @archercandy6122 3 місяці тому

    Y'all are so unhinged and I love it.

  • @angelamullins4184
    @angelamullins4184 3 місяці тому +6

    Thank God I am married!

  • @lojaned
    @lojaned 3 місяці тому +5

    Lol please make that tik tok or reel with y’all splitting the check and Ryan asking Toni if he can hit that.

    • @JoanieBC
      @JoanieBC 3 місяці тому

      Or her asking if he's putting out. Either way is funny.
      Or "are you putting out?" "Is dessert included?" "You mean other than our fun time snack? Wink wink." (Not the physical wink, it has to be said cheekily while he's doing a comically awful attempt at a wink.) "Well, of course, aside from the sex." "Okay, sure." "Can I choose the dessert?" "I guess. Why?" "Well, if you pick out some snack cake, you'll have fun. But if you choose a nice fudgy chocolate cake..." "You can choose whatever you'd like, baby!"

  • @ITSLEKASWORLD
    @ITSLEKASWORLD 11 днів тому

    The "weiner" on the plate bit i swear i would fall off my chair, pee my pants and slap my knee laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brll5733
    @brll5733 3 місяці тому +9

    The dead fiance was not a "dating fail". It was just sad

  • @TDog14126
    @TDog14126 3 місяці тому

    Ryan is the definition of a Daddy Bear ❤❤❤

  • @Kuriouskitty-p2
    @Kuriouskitty-p2 Місяць тому +1

    I think it would be funnier if Toni asked Ryan if he was giving it up tonight before she pays, she seems like the dominant one in their friendship 😂

  • @lindsayburrett4216
    @lindsayburrett4216 3 місяці тому +6

    I’d be so pumped to go to a jump park for a date.

  • @underworld_jumbo
    @underworld_jumbo 3 місяці тому +12

    want some dinner...tuna surprise...
    cocktail sausage for dinner
    edit: when toni is talking bout seeing ryan in his swim shorts....she sounds like she has been 'watching' him through a pair of binoculars

  • @kaylinsmith6921
    @kaylinsmith6921 3 місяці тому +3

    See, thing is, the guy knew before he woke up on their anniversary that he was done. Did he just need it to be an exact measurement when he spoke of her in the past tense? "How long were you together?" "Five years. To the day." What a 🔧.

  • @ladybolski
    @ladybolski 3 місяці тому +1

    I need more Toni and Ryan way over here in boston 💙

  • @mariekt313
    @mariekt313 3 місяці тому +1

    the jumper park would be SO fun!!!!!!!😅

  • @crazycatlady-z3z
    @crazycatlady-z3z 2 місяці тому

    Keep the childlike wonder and whimsy alive. That guy reminds me of my boyfriend who is the sweetest and loves to go do things like that with me. It is the best.

  • @DKNyborg
    @DKNyborg 3 місяці тому +4

    I'm so very glad I met my husband when I was 20.

  • @scylla88shawn14
    @scylla88shawn14 4 дні тому

    Budgie Snuggler 😂😂😂

  • @carolerobbins9522
    @carolerobbins9522 3 місяці тому +2

    The jumper park date tho let’s goooo

  • @Talana477
    @Talana477 2 місяці тому

    Mate, the "jumper park" I would LOVE that!!

  • @didikennedy9079
    @didikennedy9079 3 місяці тому +7

    If a guy took me on a date to a jumper park, I’d pretty much fall in love. It’d be just him and I racing at every section. A prude wouldn’t like it. In my opinion.

  • @rowanneramsay4397
    @rowanneramsay4397 3 місяці тому +9

    The only answer is well that’s not a sausage it’s a chipolata and I hate them and leave

    • @bagandbroad
      @bagandbroad 3 місяці тому +1

      I don’t know what a chipolata is but I understood completely 😂

    • @rowanneramsay4397
      @rowanneramsay4397 3 місяці тому

      @@bagandbroad is like a little cocktail sausage. Is smol 😂

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 2 місяці тому +1

    Some people get pissed off way too easy or have no sense of humour. If I was mid-date and the person was suddenly like "I'm just gonna be honest here, I can't remember your name" I'd find it really funny. Especially if it was like a blind date and it was my first time meeting them so they'd only heard my name from the the once when we first met and they were probably nervous or whatever.

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller 3 місяці тому +1

    🐒❇️❇️🐾I'm in my monkey's paw era🐾❇️❇️🐒

  • @itsnicole11
    @itsnicole11 3 місяці тому +1

    Omg the jumper park looks so fun. I want to go there now

  • @veganSavy
    @veganSavy 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm glad I'm not the only one in these comments that would be stoked to go to the jumper park on a date 😅

  • @lollynewland
    @lollynewland 3 місяці тому +1

    Hahahaha taco for dinner…. This one comes with extra spicy guacamole hahahahahahaha (jokes)🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂❤

  • @heatheredwards7861
    @heatheredwards7861 Місяць тому

    I got stuck in a foam pit at a trampoline park one time, as an adult. The kids were yelling at me to get out of the way and I literally was super stuck. Worst part was my ex was having the best of times watching me flail to get out. I finally convinced him to stop laughing and give me a hand as the kids in line were stacking up and getting mad. Embarrassing for sure, especially in front of all those little kids...

  • @4MixMasterMonkey
    @4MixMasterMonkey 2 місяці тому

    I don’t know about you all, but I’d be super stoked if my date took me to a “jumper park”!!
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @CourtneyFacteau-tv6zf
    @CourtneyFacteau-tv6zf 3 місяці тому

    Bungee smuggler!!!!!! 😂😂😂😅

  • @starbuck_8399
    @starbuck_8399 Місяць тому

    Charcockerie Board sent me LOL

  • @luna.7193
    @luna.7193 2 місяці тому

    If I wasn’t already married, i wouldn’t be able to contain my laughter if I pulled up to meet a guy at a bounce house place. I’m disabled. Great ice breaker though! But my husband and I actually went bowling and did laser tag on our first date. We now take our son bowling all the time. It’s also hilarious watching me bowl with a walking cane.

  • @tristangold2772
    @tristangold2772 3 місяці тому +3

    I know Jordan weir. We went to school together. His mum was the dance teacher at my highschool too

  • @eily_b
    @eily_b 3 місяці тому +12

    That is actually REALLY dangerous for her 3:51. He could easily snap and harm her... Don't do that in the middle of nowhere.

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess 3 місяці тому

      I'm sorry, but if that is a valid fear of yours, why date the guy in the first place? Most people don't harm others when being dumped. The dumper is doing the harming. She seems to be the d*ck in the relationship.

    • @maartino00
      @maartino00 3 місяці тому +1

      Are you dating psycopaths ?

    • @HZ-fg9sf
      @HZ-fg9sf 3 місяці тому

      ​@@maartino00The thing is you never know..

    • @Robespierre-lI
      @Robespierre-lI 2 місяці тому

      ​@@maartino00 some people have decided to live in constant terror. They are told that every relationship conflict or bad date or bad boyfriend must be a clinical narcissist or sociopath... And they actually believe it - not even bothering for a moment to look up the actual statistics on those serious personality disorders to think about how rare or common they actually are. Others get their understanding of relationships from true crime channels and horror stories.

  • @meercatt
    @meercatt 3 місяці тому

    Did she say budgie smuggler?!?😂❤

  • @TheKatieLou
    @TheKatieLou 3 місяці тому +6

    At 3:57 is the dude flipping the bird behind his back at his recent ex?

  • @lilymulligan8180
    @lilymulligan8180 11 днів тому

    I've gone on a date at a trampoline park before, and it was awesome! But also I'm pretty athletic, and like specifically the enjoys-doing-flips-n-shit kind of athletic... So I can understand that it's not for everyone 😂