Those who seem innocent are those to worry about. After all, you do not want people to know that you can murder them, Cough cough I mean psychopath I mean innocent. lol.
like literally the whole Episode XD also that one part saying do not look Jay:Explaining just look at the wall and do not look also jay: *Eyes are still tightly shut until Orange slime topic came in*
Jay: One minute he’s plotting to murder Daniel, and the next he’s squealing about squishies and orange slimes 8:54 I also love how Daniel is the force of good, even though he started off the video by saying “I will kill you all without hesitation”
Now i see the problems with daniel's way of being a DM, his campains are too restrained and generally don't allow for maximum creativity from the players so he often denies actiions that would change his story a bit
the two moods of jay: Jay: i'm going to murder everyone in this room Also Jay: SQUISHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY STEPHEN DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE ORANGE SLIME
7:19 can i just say how badass and disturbing that frame is? like having THAT as the sybolism for someone plucking out their organs metal as fuck. 900/10 on the animators for that one
Jay: "me and stephen understand, but why the hell is hosuh here" Hosuh is such an angel 😊 (Edit: Oh my this is the first I have a ton of likes in my comment... 🤯 Hosuh truly is angel, a blessing!!! 😇 Thank you people of the world... Bless DanPlan!!! Bless you all!!!😭 I just woke up from a nap so is this a dream? This made my day 😆)
I don’t know wether I’m better or worse for watching them in their prime before Stephen told the truth or if I just never found them and didn’t remember loving them
Me: The Encyclopedia. Alright, I'm gonna pick the ones where my death is least likely. Jay: I'm an expert. But I made the wrong choice on the first turn.
Yeah when they run low on death row inmates (since with how they blow through d class faster than people get put on death row) they usually take from the general populace or even just normal inmates, they prolly don’t free d class a month after either but instead amnesticise
I had no idea what SCP was when I first watched this video, but now as someone very interested in SCP shit makes a lot more sense. But I miss these guys
Scp's they shouldn't be able to enter: Scp 354 - the Blood pond (Keter!) Scp 001 (I think) - the fire angel (Euclid) Scp 096 - Shy guy (Euclid) Scp 082 - Fernand the cannibal (Euclid)
@@mistermoustache9541 yes and it also makes you happy when in contact and i belive the higher ups of the foundation even debated selling pieces of it as anti depressants
"If you kill me, you lose an encyclopedia!" He has a point Edit: OK. Whoever the artist is for this episode of Can You Survive, HOW CAN YOU MAKE EYEBALLS SO CUTE?!
@@maybach5787 Exactly! I commented this in the beginning of the video and then they all died including Jay. I was like "noooo stooooop!!! Don't enter there! ...NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!... GET THE FUCK OUT OF THEEEERE!!!"
“Let’s hold hands, not because we need to, just because I want to.” *THAT IS THE GAYEST QUOTE I HEARD IN A WHILE-* - danplan: **mentions genderbents** me, with genderbent fanart: **sweating nervously**
@@mis2221 I don't think he has one,cause in the second video of Jumanji dan saids "IF YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND what would you tell her" so,that means he doesn't have one lol
Dan: “another door leads to an orange slime.” Jay & everyone else who knows what it is: “ORANGE SLIME! ORANGE SLIME! ORANGE SLIME!” Edit: Jesus christ- that’s a lot of likes and comments. Thanks guys Also SCP 999 is best SCP
*Stephen:* * does nothing * *Daniel:* Stephen loses a life! *Jay:* * does nothing * *Daniel:* Stephen makes Jay lose a life! *Hosuh:* I'm going to take my shirt off and-- *Daniel:* Hosuh doesn't lose a life
me an scp fan, “Democracy says tweezers!” NO DONT DO IT Stephen: “No we should do the toaster” thank youuu (edit) HOLY CRAP 1.1k LIKES IN 3 HOURS? THANK YOU SO MUCH I’m actually so thankful this is a heck ton!
Ah yes. SCP 999 Tickle monster,ill prefer a cute and anti-depress than a british big ogre like creature that likes to play badminton and sipping tea. SCP ferdinal btw have you seen the scp film called FIRST CONTACT? its bout tax invasion in a house.
at 5:12 I would take James's card and close the door since he has access and Hes dead, though when the MTF arrive the nuke would most likely get called (me knowing this would think were in light containment still, so I would look for a (or a few) dead Class-D and pick up their cards (hoping for a card that can at least open a one of the 2 checkpoints) go up tone of the elevators look for SCP 0-96's containment which has a lieutenant/sergeant card which can open a gate (either A or B) find the other checkpoint nuke would get called at this time as it's been 10-20 minutes (the average time for nuke to get called) (all the SCP's would make their way to surface or go to the nuke silo (which can cancel the nuke) Me knowing that the SCPs are distracted, would go make a final sprint to the elevators at one of the gates (preferably gate B) (all doors open during a nuke) find one of the gates (hope to run into a MTF personal who can help me escape in time before the nuke goes off). Though many things can happen, this is what I would hope to happen, this would be the ALMOST perfect escape and a lot can go wrong (I'm not finished with the video as of writing this, so I don't know what they encounter) such as encountering an SCP or members of the chaos insurgency (that would be a problem because I was a janitor, and the chaos are against the foundation and its personnel)
Just listen to Jay he can save your life and the room with the burning man with wings is an SCP that can I dearly mess you up it Can kill you in Mira milliseconds if you come you’re at you will die if you are half away around the world and you manage to attack him in that distance he can still kill you just listen to Jay
![Low quality memes i stole from discord but the memes get progressively better [V5]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/s-YkO0vJYHg/mqdefault.jpg)
"we are trying to get rid of child poverty"
picture of Jay with a knife
Can't have Child Poverty if all children are dead
"By 2020 we plan to cut all homeless people in half"
@@keirasizzles5552 Do you understand the joke?
NightRunner 911 ngl i laughed
Lol that’s Stephen’s knife
“Is this creepypasta”
“No this is scaryspaghetti”
Aw, I thought it was spookylinguine
No! It's a freaky tagliatelle
Danger noodles!
@@chiaraj1003 that's a snek
Spookypizza
Terrifying tortellini
Petrifying lasagna
Dan: “I’ll kill you all with NO hesitation”
Also Dan: lets Stephen and Jay die with tweezers but spares Hosuh lol
Hosuh is to wholesome to die
Ingrid Romero yes
Aw Stephen and Jay always die first
Ingrid Romero
Long story short,
None of them will survive...
Hold on...
I don’t know if my math is wrong but everyone have 2 lives but Hosuh have 1...
Well, Dan will lose one in the next episode
I miss the trio. Man they were so funny together
fr it's nostalgic now
Yes
Yea….
A tragedy. Yet some things must change. I think that they're all doing ok now.
Glad to see im not the only ones coming back for nostalgia, god i miss this stuff so much
“If I die, I mean,
I guess I’ll just
perish then.”
A whole ass mood
i liked your comment partly because it was funny but mostly because you are mcshizzle bad boy supreme.
@@kinleyleach5549 uh ok
Kinley Leach Same here Xd
*mOoD*
Kinley Leach YESSsS
"You kill me, you lose an encyclopedia!"
~Jay 2019
Hes the only one that seems to have actual ok knowledge of scps
Blueraspberry Cat
Because of that, he is definitely gonna die...
that is at 5:45
Dan: gOoD i CaNt ReAd!
I really start wondering, what if jay find scp 049, what he will do?
“Why the hell is Hosuh here?”
never underestimate the supposed innocent
ok.
Because Stephen
NEVER underestimate the supposed inocent.
Hosuh: Neverrrr....
Jay is so cute 😍
Maybe that whole suppressed perversion thing from the horror island is real.
"Do you have dental care?"
(Instantaneously) "no"
This might be a weird question, but do you know the name of the song right after that??
@@_Kupmin no
Balls
James: "You guys shouldnt break eye contact nor blink until you ask permission"
Jay: *am I a joke to you?*
This is probably why he offered to clean, lmfao-
Wouldn't that mean that Jay would be the first to die since he didn't even make eye contact in the first place
You know sh*t gets real when the normally closed eye character opens their eyes or the animation gets really Anime.
oh yeah
Lol true
Something’s Pile of junk r/ihadastroke
Yup its like " Oh fu- here we go again"
Morgan Kinard aW sHiT hErE wE gO aGaIn
jay: “orange slime right??”
them: “yea”
jay: “YiEeEeEeEEeEeEeEeEeEeEe”
kozumeii I WAS SO EXCITED
NOOOOOOO SCP-999 Tickle monster
the orange slime or scp 999 is the tinkle monster
I won't blame him for being excited
Proably scp:999 class:safe Our Foundation doesn’t really know 999’s origins and where it came from.
I regret that I just found these guys now. They are hilarious
you should regret not finding them before all the drama.
it was fun for sure before the drama
DONT TRY SEEING THE DRAMA i just got reary sad
@@dripditto69what drama? O.o
@@JerryP7awhat drama happened between them?
“Wait, where is it?”
“ *wHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘WHERE IS IT?’?!* “
“W H E R E I S I T ?!”
Zukki Kayano Hahaha 🤣
ded
the scp----
Jays panic is just priceless lol
Lulularue Gaming ikr LMAO
*”why the hell is hosuh here”*
Jay we’ve been asking ourselves that since the psychopath video
*its not gonna end*
Bruh moment? WOTER SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP
Because D-Class can be taken from anywhere, there are people who are D-Class but has a clean record.
NO DEMON!
XD
Those who seem innocent are those to worry about. After all, you do not want people to know that you can murder them, Cough cough I mean psychopath I mean innocent. lol.
“We are not criminals”
Jay and Stephen: _Are you sure about that!?_
Rodolfo Ali what’s with the syrian flag?
Kylo 00 maybe thats where theyre from
*"Are you sure about this?"*
Wonder if they were d class
Kylo 00 yeah I’m Syrian and the flag of my country means a lot to me
I miss this era :(
Stephen: Can we eat the slime?
Jay: *So you have chosen, death.*
It's like try to burn SCP-2295 ;-;
there's no comma
I was going to like and then I saw the number
"So, you've chosen to die here. Very well."
Scp-2399
"Dont blink until u tell another person"
Jay: *eyes always closed*
Brock would be dead in a second
I died 😂😂😂
like literally the whole Episode XD
also that one part saying do not look
Jay:Explaining just look at the wall and do not look
also jay: *Eyes are still tightly shut until Orange slime topic came in*
Omg I thought that too :000
This sounds racist to me but funny cuz im asian
"We Are Trying To Get Child Poverty Off Of Our Town."
Me: *careful, he's a hero.*
Y e s
Even Stephen
somebody should draw that scene w/ daniel in a spidey suit
oh hi jovan carl you also watch danplan nice
Why did you use a caps for each word that not *GRAMMAR*
By the way I know I’m not using grammar
They used up all their luck in 5:05... The fact that 173 escaped without killing all of them is beyond a simple miracle.
Yep
Well yes but it was supposed to be the containment breach game cenario soo for the plot it had to be done
Pretty sure Danny just forgot about it
Everyone: *Deciding between the Golden Tweezers or the toaster*
Hosuh: “Let’s split up gang!”
Ehhhhhhhhh....the golden TWEEZERS, effects you to peel everything out your body. Tye toaster is what you become.
@@5524guessmynameitstartswithaH you mean I am a toaster?
Jay:
One minute he’s plotting to murder Daniel, and the next he’s squealing about squishies and orange slimes
8:54
I also love how Daniel is the force of good, even though he started off the video by saying “I will kill you all without hesitation”
For good reason
Don't dis SCP 999
SCP 999 is cute af and it’s harmless
The orange slime is the best!scp 999 is pure and brings happiness dont you dare say it doesnt
Scp 999 is adorable, harmless and likes to give tickles
Hosuh: “He has all the right to refuse,”
Dan: “ no he doesn’t”
...
Hosuh: “oh ok”
When did he say that?
Tiya Panwar 2:31
I don’t like your profile picture.
It makes me uncomfortable...
@@ToasterOwner IT IS GRAVITY FALLS HOW DARE YOUU
I read this as they said that and also
...This didnt age well...
rip the old days with steven and hosuh
“If you have to blink, just make sure to tell someone”
Jay: *Has no eyes*
*Jay is deity confirmed*
He's Brock!!
Ikr XD
*HmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm*
he has them but only open them when the situation said so. when he open his eyes. you know its serious
Stephen: “My ex-girlfriend always contacts me every day.”
Everyone: ( x ) doubt
Also Stephen: “Amber-roni.”
No its amber palpatine
@@wyattmgamer5609 oh no
Jay: "Do you think we're alive right now because I'm pretty lifeless already!"
Also Jay: "orange slime ORANGE SLIME O R A N G E S L I M E"
True dat ~
Sonia Miranda OrAngE sLimEeEE
I don’t blame him for reacting like that you will know if u look up scp999
That's WHY he needs the orange slime!
Scp 999!
Now i see the problems with daniel's way of being a DM, his campains are too restrained and generally don't allow for maximum creativity from the players so he often denies actiions that would change his story a bit
And is too greedy thats why it fell apart with only Danial left
Dan: “we’re getting rid of child poverty
Stephen: don’t you mean we’re getting rid of children?
Wait a minute if you need a cart to close the door dont you also need it to open the door?
But those are the same thing!
Felica Lox I mean it’s a solution technically
Hey!
@Zahcio Maybe idk But Hey IM A KID
the two moods of jay:
Jay: i'm going to murder everyone in this room
Also Jay: SQUISHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
STEPHEN DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE ORANGE SLIME
SCP999 is a national treasure
The only true cure for sadness literally :D
SCP 999 is best SCP
he attac he protec but most importantly he cure the big sad
Yes!
"... Warnings telling you _not_ to look"
Instant thought: Stephen is definitely going to look
7:19
can i just say how badass and disturbing that frame is? like having THAT as the sybolism for someone plucking out their organs metal as fuck. 900/10 on the animators for that one
Orange slime is literally the most peaceful scp recorded, so peaceful that they let it roam around the facility
it's used for recontainment aswell
It is named SCP 999.
@Scp Foundation i dont think they were destroyed
@Scp Foundation k
999 is the best scp in the history of scps
“stephen, what’s her name then?”
*”amber..oni”*
*Amber... Palpatine*
*...Onii?*
Ah yes, my favourite pasta, *AMBERONI*
Jay: "me and stephen understand, but why the hell is hosuh here"
Hosuh is such an angel 😊
(Edit: Oh my this is the first I have a ton of likes in my comment... 🤯 Hosuh truly is angel, a blessing!!! 😇 Thank you people of the world... Bless DanPlan!!! Bless you all!!!😭 I just woke up from a nap so is this a dream? This made my day 😆)
Because D-Class isn't just criminals.
Also hosuh: oh shit-
Marielle Maluyo
420 like on your comment...nice dude
Ikr
Truth
I don’t know wether I’m better or worse for watching them in their prime before Stephen told the truth or if I just never found them and didn’t remember loving them
"If you lose me, you'll lose an encyclopedia."
He's not wrong. Wise words from a wise man.
It hits different now
Noice Clox IS BAD
Nyoomzie YOU WATCH ANIME
“Today were are gonna see if you can survive SCP!”
Jay: The expert
Me: The Encyclopedia. Alright, I'm gonna pick the ones where my death is least likely.
Jay: I'm an expert. But I made the wrong choice on the first turn.
Why didn’t anyone just take out their phone and look up the scp number on the door
Floweypot Flowey that wouldn’t be fun at all then.
Jay: *cracks knuckles*
#TeamTrees ! Spread it Please! Help MrBeast Plant Trees!
“Why the hell is Hosuh here?”
I don’t know either since he’s basically an angel who has seen too much but you know what, it’s for the plot-
I mean, the foundation do kidnap normal people time to time
Scp 1 could technically be an angel....
Idk the Area 51 video has me questioning that now
Yeah when they run low on death row inmates (since with how they blow through d class faster than people get put on death row) they usually take from the general populace or even just normal inmates, they prolly don’t free d class a month after either but instead amnesticise
Hosuh could work as a janitor or scientist
whos here watching for nostalgia
“Is this a creepy pasta?”
No no it’s a *Scary Spaghetti™*
I'm really scared now
Spooky Scary Spaghetti
I was making spaghetti when he siad that.
The original vs the remake
Well at least it isn’t *Eerie Macaroni*
Joe: *wants gender-bent fanart”
SCP 113: It’s free realestate
Seya 2.0 I had to look it up, but now I'm very disturbed
@@illusion_wolf42 same
Whos scp 113???
@@Nopenotactive a gender Bender scp. I think it changes you gender
@@honeyfox2076 ...where can i get it? Its for...reasons ovo
The squishy things: **Warns them of danger**
Everyone: **Doesn’t consult the squishy things for advice**
Dat Shycen Child never even thought of that 😂
Yeah I was screaming that through the whole video!
...omigawd
The orange goo is SCP-999, AKA the Tickle Monster
@@neyoid YES BITCH, I LOVE THIS LIL GIY!
I had no idea what SCP was when I first watched this video, but now as someone very interested in SCP shit makes a lot more sense.
But I miss these guys
no you can’t take any of mine, they are my boobs
-Stephen, the teacher, 2019
Mr Bread, I laughed at that for hours. W h e e z e.
@@infinitycookiez6724 ...
MR.RANDOM DIED FROM LAUGHING
Give me the hardest scp question you can think of
Isn’t jay the one that’s a teacher
"Is this Creepypasta?"
"No this is Scaryspaghetti"
I just love it when dan says that.
Yes
It’s not a word
Your comment makes sence
Personally,I prefer Spooky Lasagnas,they're pretty good if they're made right
lmao
"SCP Containment breach. All non-military personnel-"
"WHY WOULD YOU FLICKER THE LIGHTS"
If we're here, then who's flickering the lights
Gaming guy I was invisible >:)
I can't believe this was 3 years ago🥲
hosuh is back, look up plan3
“So, w- what are you in fo-?”
-Daniel 2019
Famous last words
his last words
f
Top 10 lasts words
It was at this moment he knew... he fu** up
Daniel: “so what are you in for”
Daniel: *dies*
Video: *ends*
Me: *scared and alone*
*to be continued intensifies*
i think dan is yummy
@@ARCHIEcfj XD
diamondhawk2 the wings of legends CONTAIMENT BReECH!!
@@ARCHIEcfj same😂
y’all sleepin’ on Jay having different colored eyes here.
I wonder if it's a style choice considering that no one else has it.
@@milder_manners yeah but if it was wouldnt it be in the sociopath video??
Jen D as in the animator-of-the-video’s style
@@jend2315 Also, it was in the sociopath video
Heterochromia?
watching the by the way series to remember the good times
“They don’t care who they hire, they’re gonna die anyway”
“ITS LIKE SPEED DATING”
SCP speed dating never happened , please go to the office for the adminisration of class A amnesiacs
AnduRo
Scpeed dating
@@YourNameHere o no
0:50
I ruined the 666 likes.
Dan: “we have no access cards”
Also dan: “let’s enter tons of containment chambers that require anywhere from a level 2 to a level 5 key card”
Like the demon pond
Like whatever f*cking chamber they’re holding the ANGEL IN!!!!!!!!!
Scp's they shouldn't be able to enter:
Scp 354 - the Blood pond (Keter!)
Scp 001 (I think) - the fire angel (Euclid)
Scp 096 - Shy guy (Euclid)
Scp 082 - Fernand the cannibal (Euclid)
Dan : you know, for plot
its not like in the game, in the actual lore you need a special card for every scp. For example, you would get a lvl 2 Scp999 acces card
"We have three lives what's the worst that could happen?"
*ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING*
OneColdRepublican who is everything?
@@piscary9097 what is everything?
@@fulcrum2951 where is everything?
I am everything
@@calmepicgamer5454
How is everything?
*me the whole vid* : THE EYES ARE SO CUTEE AH!
Dan: “Do not blink”
Jay: *eyes closed the whole time*
LMFAO 🤣🤣
Lol
@@thelazycrew5127 wth are u doin here siren?
karmaaa wait if you never look at him does he still kill you or not cause you never looked at you
173: my time has come
I started to squeal the same time Jay did when I heard “orange slime” 😂
Sharon B. same
Sharon B. I did when I saw the sign said “SCP-999”
Yaaaas
I sorta panicked when i saw 001
me too, I can't wait for next episode
Jay: *suddenly excited at the mention of an orange slime*
Stephen: Can we eat it?
Jay: You're really testing me aren't you?
Are you challenging me ?
Scp-999 aka the orange slime
Basically it's the scp equivalent to a therapy dog it's the best scp
TheVeryGenericUsername I want pet eyeballs and pet orange slime now
TheVeryGenericUsername isnt it the little slime that eat or shit jelly beans and can walk with permission in the foundations because it want hugs?
@@mistermoustache9541 yes and it also makes you happy when in contact and i belive the higher ups of the foundation even debated selling pieces of it as anti depressants
This squad has been the best one in the history.... It's literally perfect
Love how Jay isn’t even a guest, he’s just apart of the group now.
Ikr
@@alvisthequiescent1307 he used to be
In the sociopath video I liked Jay as part of the group so I used like 4 account to leave a comment asking for him to be a regular, I'm sated now
jay has said he isn't an official member, but we love him too much. he can't escape now. he has no choice but to stay.
He used to be a apart of the grou.p He rarely gets in a vid so he got replaced by Stephen so Jay was the first one :v
Stepen: Is this some kind of creepy pasta?
Daniel2019: *nO, tHiS iS sCaRy SpAgHeTtI*
SCP-172 WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
wait there is an actual spaghetti monster in scp
mildly unnerving Italian dish
I READ IT JUST AS HE SAID IT SKSMSM
Spooky noodles
"If you kill me, you lose an encyclopedia!"
He has a point
Edit: OK. Whoever the artist is for this episode of Can You Survive, HOW CAN YOU MAKE EYEBALLS SO CUTE?!
I mean he carried part way
Scp-999 is the best SCP you can ever meet hands down it
Spoilers : IT CURES DEPRESSION FFS
The photos on the wiki also look that cute
Hosuh
bella is such an amazing artist, even eyeballs look cute in her artstyle :,)
I miss old danplan
DONT YOU FU*KIN DARE EAT THE SLIME!!
-Jay 2019
Also the papers at 1:30?!?!
13:01
the slime is my favoiurite you cant take him away from me!!!
@@noorazita3330 just dont stay with him for too long or people will think you are using crystal meths
*420 likes*
As soon as I saw “orange slime” and “ferdinand” I was like yay the friendliest scp and the cannibal yay
Me: gets out minishark
Well theoretically, they both get rid of depression lol
Lmfao
999 yaayayyayaayya
Ah good another scp fan, what do you think about that one scp that erases info about itself? I heard it’s eyes are ........................
“Why would all the doors shut down immediately?”
Daniel: “Well you know, for plot”
- Daniel 2019
Brandon .W omg love it
Over a thousand likes and all I see is my comment and pan fresko's 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
W h a t a b o u t 2 0 2 0 ?
[REDACTED]
This'll mark the 200th time ive rewatched this... Damn i miss the old times miss the laughs...
“No this is a scary spaghetti” -Daniel 2019
Voodoo noodle
wassa tha difference?
Boo noodles :3
This is afraid alphabet soup.
Spooky
Scary
Spaghetti
"We do not want to die"
"We do not want to die"
"We do not want to die"
"We do not want to die"
@@GeneBean43 DONT WORRY ITS ON RADIO AFTER EVERY GOD DAMN SONG
The moment I saw 'Do not look' I was like SHYGUY, MY MAN!
Yes
pixel dragon if they looked they would have been fucked
@@GeneBean43 it would be to good for the public sorry
"Hey is this that creepypasta?"
"No, this is a scary spaghetti"
yes its very scary spaghetti
xD
Spooky scary spaghetti that shivers down you mouth
Yes.
oohh now i get it, funny
I AM YOUR 666th LIKE I BRING MISFORTUNE OR FORTUNE TAKE YOUR PICK
Daniel: "we are trying to get rid of child poverty in our town"
Me: OK jay put down the knife that is not the answer 😅
he protecc
he attacc
But most importantly...
*he want his orange slime bacc*
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗
ispkejsžkwwo
qlę'ę
😏🐩🐱
@@x_x2443 what
"No it's a scary spaghetti."
-Daniel 2019
RowanBlaze 11 that was so funnyXD
"IF YOU KILL ME YOU LOSE AN ENCYCLOPEDIA"
As I said: Jay is a man of culture
*man
Jay is me
He is a man of sociopathic tendencies
i internally screamed thru this whole thing due to how little they know.
@@maybach5787 Exactly! I commented this in the beginning of the video and then they all died including Jay. I was like "noooo stooooop!!! Don't enter there! ...NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!... GET THE FUCK OUT OF THEEEERE!!!"
I swear Stephen and Jay are the best on the channel. Relate so much to them
"Why the hell is hosuh here?"
After that I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂
dw
Lol
“Let’s hold hands, not because we need to, just because I want to.”
*THAT IS THE GAYEST QUOTE I HEARD IN A WHILE-*
-
danplan: **mentions genderbents**
me, with genderbent fanart: **sweating nervously**
SSHHHIIIPPPPP
And not "I want to seduce Stephen?"
I'm guessing you don't watch Stephen's live streams... Stephen only talk about Housh lmao
Best quote in my opinion
@@autumnanderson2695 oH YEAH THAT QUOTE TOO--
Steven’s girlfriend/ex: *Exists*
Dan: “No she doesn’t”
It does, it's me lol
Stephens girlfriend: *:')*
#1 mirio fan xD.
@@mis2221 I don't think he has one,cause in the second video of Jumanji dan saids "IF YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND what would you tell her" so,that means he doesn't have one lol
@@nocturnalalpha9529 Ik it was a joke :D
I missed these I wish I didn't have to go apart
"An orange slime"
Jay: *Happiness noises*
who doesn't wanna have a free sex change
SCP 999 IS AWESOME!!!
I was just like heeeeeee oe happyness noises too
Wonce everyone touches the orange slime they will be making the happiness noises as well
The slime is the embodiment of joy it gave joy to him even before entering
Dan: “another door leads to an orange slime.”
Jay & everyone else who knows what it is:
“ORANGE SLIME! ORANGE SLIME! ORANGE SLIME!”
Edit:
Jesus christ- that’s a lot of likes and comments. Thanks guys
Also SCP 999 is best SCP
Jay_Myst N.B. Not be a dumbass, but, what,,, exactly is the orange slime?
@@AninAqiAudi scp 999 his/her is fine to blick/touch it. It is an orange slime which is safe :)
@@AninAqiAudi when you touch it you feel happy it can be used to cure depression
It even put 682 to sleep. It is allowed to freely roam the facility.
@@thokko691 But never... Never Again...
"do you have any close relatives that would question your disappearance?"
"i live alone in the middle of the woods"
"great fantastic fantastic"
Beth Hulme 😂😂😂
as much as I miss danplan, I understand what happened, and I doubt that he will ever make a full return
Stephen: "Is that a creepy pasta?"
Daniel: "No it's scary spaghetti."
me: "oh my goodness they are the same thing, conspiracy theory confirmed!!!!"
And freaky fettuccine Illuminati confirmed
No, pasta can be macaroni, there are many types of pasta.
Spagheti is specifically the long type of pasta.
HHAHAHAH
Spooky noodles
Ghastly macaroni
*Stephen:* * does nothing *
*Daniel:* Stephen loses a life!
*Jay:* * does nothing *
*Daniel:* Stephen makes Jay lose a life!
*Hosuh:* I'm going to take my shirt off and--
*Daniel:* Hosuh doesn't lose a life
*CONTAINED*
Welcome to the scp foundation enjoy your stay
I'M YELLING ASFFHJLL
its because hosuh's actions could serve for the fan service
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Daniel: today we'll be trying to survive SCP-
Jay, an expert: *so you have chosen death*
Better time of DanPlan
me an scp fan,
“Democracy says tweezers!”
NO DONT DO IT
Stephen: “No we should do the toaster”
thank youuu
(edit) HOLY CRAP 1.1k LIKES IN 3 HOURS? THANK YOU SO MUCH
I’m actually so thankful this is a heck ton!
tummyroaches they guys will die
I can't wait till they meet scp 999 or the orange slime
@@Jack-mt3fw but he went to the tweezers XD
Hey what was the flaming sword scp dude
Scp 113
When Jay heard Orange slime:
Jay: Orange slime right?
Dan: yes
Jay: *squeals high pitched*
I died because of how adorable that scene was xD
Ah yes. SCP 999
Tickle monster,ill prefer a cute and anti-depress than a british big ogre like creature that likes to play badminton and sipping tea.
SCP ferdinal btw have you seen the scp film called FIRST CONTACT? its bout tax invasion in a house.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG LITLLE SWIME BWUDDY YYYYAAAAAAAAAC OHW I WOVE HIWM SWO MWUCH!!!!
I started to squeal and my friend said she had never seen me fangirl so hard
Riechren_&_Meebf ikr I was screaming orange slime because scp 999 is our precious boy
Yellow blob of cutenest
Orange slime: *exists
Jay: *Happiness noises
999 is a safe creature called "tickle monster" look it up its cute and great
SCP 999: *happier noises
at 5:12 I would take James's card and close the door since he has access and Hes dead, though when the MTF arrive the nuke would most likely get called (me knowing this would think were in light containment still, so I would look for a (or a few) dead Class-D and pick up their cards (hoping for a card that can at least open a one of the 2 checkpoints) go up tone of the elevators look for SCP 0-96's containment which has a lieutenant/sergeant card which can open a gate (either A or B) find the other checkpoint nuke would get called at this time as it's been 10-20 minutes (the average time for nuke to get called) (all the SCP's would make their way to surface or go to the nuke silo (which can cancel the nuke) Me knowing that the SCPs are distracted, would go make a final sprint to the elevators at one of the gates (preferably gate B) (all doors open during a nuke) find one of the gates (hope to run into a MTF personal who can help me escape in time before the nuke goes off). Though many things can happen, this is what I would hope to happen, this would be the ALMOST perfect escape and a lot can go wrong (I'm not finished with the video as of writing this, so I don't know what they encounter) such as encountering an SCP or members of the chaos insurgency (that would be a problem because I was a janitor, and the chaos are against the foundation and its personnel)
"Wait, is this a creepypasta?"
"No, it's a scaryspaghetti."
It's a Super Creepy Pasta
What about spookynoodle
Ya sans ...
@@louyin0930 terrifying tortellini 😳
XD
Dan:”so what are you in fo-“
*gets eaten by Fernand*
Jay: should’ve gone to the slime
Bluff_ oMs haha 69
No dammit it’s 74 now
Juan Cortez Muro no u
@Juan Cortez Muro FUCK OF
Well he just eats heads
I lovE how jay is the only one whO KNOWS EVERYTHING
Yep!
Yes
except for the golden tweezers one.. and why and how the fuck is scp001 contained?
I love how as soon as he heard Euclid he went “oh god”
@@korbywhoisnotkirby5717 And how the hell is the pond in the facility, isn't it supposed to be at a desert with it's own facility or something
Back when life was good 😔
“I don’t like it’s badonka-donk.”
-*Jocat 2019
That was Jo.
funny that 117+ people didn't noticed that it was joe who said that
Yeah like the voice was clearly JoCat’s.
@@FinnianRowland exactly
Amazing Mations
Edit it.🤦🏻♂️
“We just wanna give a chance for e v e r y b o d y”
Jay: yeah- everybody
“Yeah- aMaZiNg iNsuRANcE bTw!”
Not a single braincell in that scene
BurnedBunz
“do you have DeNtaL?”
“nO”
Deku Derp
Just listen to Jay he can save your life and the room with the burning man with wings is an SCP that can I dearly mess you up it Can kill you in Mira milliseconds if you come you’re at you will die if you are half away around the world and you manage to attack him in that distance he can still kill you just listen to Jay
4:15 Foreshadowing
Daniel: 'You look into the room and you see a man who's on fire'
Jay: 'Oh, a fireman'
En En no Shouboutai opening starts playing
SCP-001
@@bendoverproductions5904 the god for the SCP. Jay's actually right, he know a bit about SCP'S, as he knew what half the SCP's mechanics are.
@@bendoverproductions5904 I was thinking SCP-457
I think Jay was actually just guessing that it was the fire man scp. I being made entirely out of fire.
I miss Stephen 😢
Me to 😢
Stephen, hosuh and their friend hart have a youtube channel together called plan3! It has somewhat similar videos to this type!
@@crystalsnow3046 ik but i still miss og danplan.
@@mishnugget so do i thats why i was watching this 😭, but you did say you miss stephen so i just wanted to say he's very much still active and online