The lyrics 🤭 I'm that first person they talk about in all the books I'm that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look Control the narrative reliably, baby, it's all about me And I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who don't do it by it So now I'm holding myself hostage, Stockholm lust just looks like justice And enough lefts don't make the right but two wrongs do Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground 'Cause if you shake your fist at snakes in grass It looks like punching down So God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy Don't come at me I'm the main character and you have to like me I loot plot armor from NPC's Well, they are to me Trite, tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats, it's all XP Look in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's superego The underdog you cheer for Villains are everywhere, that's how I know that I'm a hero So tie me to the train tracks, laugh and snidely twist your mustache Snidely Whiplash, Boris Badenov, ignoring me's bad enough Where do you get off? Da, das vedanya, darling Daleks in high collars monologue and I outsmart them with a ray-gun and a tweet So God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy Don't come at me I'm the main character and you have to like me Judge me by what my cover shows, author becomes beyond reproach You don't know the prose or if the spine is still intact Oh, like Alice fell to Wonderland, come astroturf my Overton And bolden my demand to live by alternative facts Her majesty says "The Royal, we demand a standard of loyalty An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor's new boots The court fool got the guillotine, the witches the stake, you the dopamine And Siemens made the Zyklon B but we all still get the flu We all do what we need to to get through (It's nothing new) But I ain't done a fucking thing to you" So God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being I mean, imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy Don't come at me I'm the main character and you have to like me!
finally my adhd and narcissism can both be satisfied at once Edit: y'all can stop getting mad. i didn't brag i just bought it up because it's a thing that effects my life and im allowed to make jokes about things that affect my life. also possibly don't debate mental disorders it kinda makes y'all look ridiculously under educated about this shit
@@snailmeme5772 dude sorry to break it to you but i am listening to a will wood song sped up and pitched. do you think i care about coming off as weird?
just call it nightcore you c o w a r d
in all seriousness this goes hard
The Main Character by Will Wood **nightcore**
@@cosmoarts7600 IMAO- 😭😭
THIS FITS SO WELL FOR LEO
Finally a relaxing song to sleep too.
So relaxing
The lyrics 🤭
I'm that first person they talk about in all the books
I'm that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look
Control the narrative reliably, baby, it's all about me
And I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who don't do it by it
So now I'm holding myself hostage, Stockholm lust just looks like justice
And enough lefts don't make the right but two wrongs do
Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this
Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground
'Cause if you shake your fist at snakes in grass
It looks like punching down
So God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don't come at me
I'm the main character and you have to like me
I loot plot armor from NPC's
Well, they are to me
Trite, tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats, it's all XP
Look in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's superego
The underdog you cheer for
Villains are everywhere, that's how I know that I'm a hero
So tie me to the train tracks, laugh and snidely twist your mustache
Snidely Whiplash, Boris Badenov, ignoring me's bad enough
Where do you get off? Da, das vedanya, darling
Daleks in high collars monologue and I outsmart them with a ray-gun and a tweet
So God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don't come at me
I'm the main character and you have to like me
Judge me by what my cover shows, author becomes beyond reproach
You don't know the prose or if the spine is still intact
Oh, like Alice fell to Wonderland, come astroturf my Overton
And bolden my demand to live by alternative facts
Her majesty says "The Royal, we demand a standard of loyalty
An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor's new boots
The court fool got the guillotine, the witches the stake, you the dopamine
And Siemens made the Zyklon B but we all still get the flu
We all do what we need to to get through
(It's nothing new)
But I ain't done a fucking thing to you"
So God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don't come at me
I'm the main character and you have to like me!
THIS SONG MOST DEFINITELY BELONGS TO LEO. ITS LEOS SONG NOW.
agreed
YESSS ITS HISSS NOW
He didn't write it
People who aren’t from TikTok are worthy of liking this
The amount of times i listened to this is unhealthy
finally my adhd and narcissism can both be satisfied at once
Edit: y'all can stop getting mad. i didn't brag i just bought it up because it's a thing that effects my life and im allowed to make jokes about things that affect my life. also possibly don't debate mental disorders it kinda makes y'all look ridiculously under educated about this shit
not a flex bro
@@snailmeme5772 when i commented that i knew someone would respond like this so ig that's on me. im genuinely sorry if i offended you
@@lessthanfriendlyghost nah bro it’s good, you shouldn’t announce publicly that you might be narcissistic though, you might come off as weird lol
@@snailmeme5772 i dont think an actual narcissist would admit that
@@snailmeme5772 dude sorry to break it to you but i am listening to a will wood song sped up and pitched. do you think i care about coming off as weird?
1:43
this is the song that plays through my head when I think about doing some absolutely stupid, chaotic, protagonist shit in public
I saw Leo
day fixed I love this character :D
confirmed. this ong belongs to.... gay. I MEAN! Leo! sorry, force of habit
this song is underrated
WAIT HE SPOKE RUSSIAN I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE
2:50
JUST CALL IT NIGHTCORE
I SEE LEON I CLICK OH MY GODDDD
“imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene”
*cotl : sweating nervously*
Slay
This song absolutely belongs to Leo 😂
get out 🚪
Nepeta Leijon?
@@rattus__ why?
please dont hurt me..
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