It's official, Sisters Of Battle prefer Salamanders and Black Templars more than the other chapters ;) If you'd like to support this content, consider checking out the Patreon where you can gain early access to parodies, some 3D printing STL files and more! www.patreon.com/barrywalts If you want to know exactly what was said during the argument between the Dark Angel and Ultramarine, check Patreon in a few days where I'll be uploading the entire script!
@@BlackTemplar679 I find the codex astartes to be quite flexible, being constantly on a crusade allows u to have more marines for one, glory to the emperor
@jackson kye Fire Salamanders, fire...blah blah blah. Me Firebat Starcraft: Are you trying to get invited to my next BBQ? Wanna talk about propane, or propane accessories? 😏🥴😁😅😂🤣
Other Blood Raven: brother who you talking to Blood Raven: this sister of battle right here *he turns around and notices that the sister of battle is gone and so is their armor both of the Blood Ravens hear the sounds of metallic feet running in the opposite direction as both of the blood Raven scream in pure rage* *TRAZYN* Trazyn: *laughs in kleptomaniac*
This is why Sororitas like the Guardsmen more. No bullshitting and more terrified of the living embodiment of the Church's wrath than actually aroused by the shape of their armor. Thats not to say there isnt a certain slaneeshy feeling between their legs, but still.
I'm starting to see why the sisters of battle only hang out with the guardsmen because the Guardsmen can't say anything inappropriate because the commissar is going to kill you if you do.
@@ohshiieet9106 nope tis as unavoidable as the Giza pyramids. But on a more serious note if any space marines who are gay and not emperors children I’d say it would be space wolves
To be honest if I had to date a space marine from any chapter I’d be a salamander. Easily the best cooks in the imperium and they’re loving and caring, huge dilf energy. Ever since Prosperan Fried Chicken went out of business the overall quality of the imperiums food has went down greatly. I’m not the biggest fan of Fenrisian foods but PFC was fantastic.
@@jameswalker6724 which is kind of funny to think about the unkillable and near unstoppable vulkan also has the most humanity. wait... is vulkan just a shonen main protagonist?
Salamander: "Sister. I do not understand as to why you decided to take off your lower protective power plate and grinding your groan on my Thunderhammer. But, as long as you are happy. Everyone is happy."
XI Legionare: ,,You are disgusting'' Dark Angel: ,,What did you say fox!?'' Ultra Marine: ,,Better stop or he will tell it to his Primarch'' *Space Marines Laughts* XI Legionare: ,,Jerks...''
I've never bought a model kit. I've never read any of the books. Never will. Dawn of War I and II and channels like this are all I'll ever know. Cheerz Bro. Terrific Memes Hot Take: GW could be better to its customers.
The Lion didn’t suffer any mortal injury, he didn’t disappear in a giant explosion, he didn’t go off on a quest for his father, he didn’t even go to the warp to harass one of his traitor brothers, no. He’s just really sleepy. But for real, 1v1 the Lion can take on almost any of the other Primarchs, though Chaos juiced Lorgar is supposedly cracker out of his mind, and he would probably beat Guilliman in a fight 7/10 times. In a battle where they are the opposing commanders, Lion probably wins 6/10 times. In a long drawn out war of attrition spanning dozens of sectors and hundreds of worlds, Guilliman would eventually grind Lions forces into dust 8/10 times.
Haha, they act like Terran marines if they were not under the neurologic implants. The drug thing that keep them sane and obidient. But I think they kinda ignores that in the games. Not entierly shure how strong the effect is really.
I was expecting a guardsman at the end, since many sisters view astartes as mutants. The only true answer is to go for the humble hard working man that won't probably split you in half in the literal violent death way were you to bed him.
It's official, Sisters Of Battle prefer Salamanders and Black Templars more than the other chapters ;)
If you'd like to support this content, consider checking out the Patreon where you can gain early access to parodies, some 3D printing STL files and more! www.patreon.com/barrywalts
If you want to know exactly what was said during the argument between the Dark Angel and Ultramarine, check Patreon in a few days where I'll be uploading the entire script!
Once you black you can never go back
@@terreausore2435 Vulkan is a symbol of "Being the father you never had" just like my mine
Good thing I'm black templar
@Keagan stone prove it. What are your thoughts on the codex
@@BlackTemplar679 I find the codex astartes to be quite flexible, being constantly on a crusade allows u to have more marines for one, glory to the emperor
Confirmation that Salamanders are the best chapter, they are also they only chapter that loves a heavy flamer BBQ as much as the sisters.
Yeah definitely not about the BBC
@jackson kye Fire Salamanders, fire...blah blah blah.
Me Firebat Starcraft: Are you trying to get invited to my next BBQ? Wanna talk about propane, or propane accessories?
😏🥴😁😅😂🤣
@@Truth4thetrue Big BarbieCue? Yeah, that's what they said.
Also good husband material. Literally. Protection of family and children is the #1 priority.
YES
Blood Raven: Let me steal your heart, it is a relic of the Chapter.
_Smooth_
@@caad5258 the space marine *riz*
White Scar: You make my heart pump faster than my jetbike.
Other Blood Raven: brother who you talking to
Blood Raven: this sister of battle right here *he turns around and notices that the sister of battle is gone and so is their armor both of the Blood Ravens hear the sounds of metallic feet running in the opposite direction as both of the blood Raven scream in pure rage* *TRAZYN*
Trazyn: *laughs in kleptomaniac*
@@Fallout4277 😂😂😂😂😂
I was expecting a Custodes but a Salamander is equally hilarious
A Black Templar would have also worked
@@th3oryO yeah... Sure... Who doesn't love an edge-lord? Definitely not over-compensating with all those biiiiiig swords.
@@AVhq11 They're as worshipfully zealous as the Sisters are.
@@kannonball5789 fair point
The only Custodian she would be able to woo is Valerian, and he's dating a Sister of Silence. All the other Custodians are gay
Did that man just call his own primarch Robooty? What has the Imperium come to that a space marine won't even call his primarch Lord Robooty.
That was Alpharius that's why.
@@AlphaOmegon I don't know if that makes it better or worse
He got that cake
@@humorm4152 Just another to reason to call him Lord
Ehh, Rowboat Girlyman still sticks for me.
Once you go salamander, you don't meander.
HAHA
Nice
Because your pelvis is crushed.
Underated comment
Imagine the rage of the Dark Angel, if the Salamander had been a Space Wolf
actually Space Wolves do get laid,
This is why Sororitas like the Guardsmen more. No bullshitting and more terrified of the living embodiment of the Church's wrath than actually aroused by the shape of their armor. Thats not to say there isnt a certain slaneeshy feeling between their legs, but still.
You had me at "Slaaneshy feeling between their legs" shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick
Don't space Marines have bo dicks?
@@goldiegolderman1842 that him inquisition right there
Are you telling me most sororitas might have a dominating fetish over guardsmen
@@jameswalker6724 I was schlicking to the God-Emperor, no heresy here!
A Dark Angel flirting with a female? Impossible
That's Alpharius
He's the exception that proves the rule
There was a joke that the Dark Angel was just acting straight
@@Loser-jh3tq yeah well anything to get top a sororitas sleepover don't be jel
I'm starting to see why the sisters of battle only hang out with the guardsmen because the Guardsmen can't say anything inappropriate because the commissar is going to kill you if you do.
The Sister would do it herself
“Yeah…they had their geneseed installed a later ages.” -cawl probably
I like how Ultramarines counter-argue the other chapter/legion's slandering by asking where their Primarch is.
Actually expected for this to turn into a joke about the dark angel being heavily in the closet and trying too hard to appear straight.
Ahh yes they have “fallen” to slaanesh that or that one blood angel
@@riven5677 hey now, we don't talk about the "fallen"
No that's the Blood Angels
@@ohshiieet9106 nope tis as unavoidable as the Giza pyramids. But on a more serious note if any space marines who are gay and not emperors children I’d say it would be space wolves
@@ohshiieet9106 it also doesn’t help that the dark angels are as subtle as someone in the closet which is not much
The state of Marines these days, their Chaplains should be ashamed for not beating this out of them.
Not everyone can be a shining example like Boldemort.
If asmodai were my chaplain i'd act like that. The stress is just too much.
@@mandasenna4290 WE DON'T. HAVE.. TIME FOR THIS, ASMODAI.
Thank god these weren’t the Emperors Children
WOW shit 😰
Or grey knights.
Upadate : THE LION IS BACK!!!!!!!
To be honest if I had to date a space marine from any chapter I’d be a salamander. Easily the best cooks in the imperium and they’re loving and caring, huge dilf energy.
Ever since Prosperan Fried Chicken went out of business the overall quality of the imperiums food has went down greatly. I’m not the biggest fan of Fenrisian foods but PFC was fantastic.
@@williamvinson3825 not a big fan of eldar, it’s too lean and chewy. Maybe if it was in a stew or something.
Just make sure she doesn't have any stepkids around the Salamander.
Fenrisian cooking isn’t to everyone’s taste but I highly recommend our Kraken stew.
@@sirshotty7689 In a stew with PO-TA-TO-ES
Oh salamanders would be PRIMARIS husband material: great cooks, skilled blacksmiths, in touch with their families
Iron Hand: “You mfer’s need the Machine God…”
This is what happens when young men don't have a father figure most of their lives...
Dunno the Salamanders turn out fine
@@AlphaOmegonwell they have a perpetual father figure who will outlive them.
@@sirshotty7689 that maybe true but he is more human that any of his brothers
@@jameswalker6724 which is kind of funny to think about the unkillable and near unstoppable vulkan also has the most humanity.
wait... is vulkan just a shonen main protagonist?
Most Salamanders get to see their actual fathers a lot of the time so…
You know that actually explains a lot about their behavioral patterns
Salamander: "Sister. I do not understand as to why you decided to take off your lower protective power plate and grinding your groan on my Thunderhammer. But, as long as you are happy. Everyone is happy."
That...didn't take long to get her out of her armour!
I feel bad for the first two guys. Mr. Hammer Time didn't even have to try.
I knew the Salamander would appear sooner or later, they are the best legion after Alpharius...
Heck maybe it was Alpharius.
If she knew it was, she'd say "Carry on, Alpharius".
Yes and No
It was alpharius there you see and don't you say a fucking word about him
Well Alpharius got that primarch charm...
XI Legionare: ,,You are disgusting''
Dark Angel: ,,What did you say fox!?''
Ultra Marine: ,,Better stop or he will tell it to his Primarch''
*Space Marines Laughts*
XI Legionare: ,,Jerks...''
bro lion heard you talkin shit now he’s back
Sororititites......ha ha haha , lol. Slanesh would be proud.
"Where's the big bad lion?"
**the lion has returned**
"Uh......huh..."
Nobody can compete with the Salamanders. They get girls through being actually good people.
coming back to this after the lion returned makes it more amusing
“And ask for what A blood angel? We all know they prefer the black templars.”
“Oh yeah, where’s YOUR primarch then??”
It`s aged well
"This here what we call a Vulkan Black Snake..."
The Maplestory music at the end was the icing on the cake. Perfection....
Fallout 4 mods for a skit.
This tickled my pickle
Salamander got that unspoken Rizz
This is actually very funny considering the Lion is back
I honestly was half-expecting the black templars.
Nope Salamanders
Black Templar’s and sister of battle have a brother and sister relationship with killing traitors
The white thirst
@@jameswalker6724 That's wincest right there
@@leowei771 man emperor of mankind: DELETE
"Fuck em" - His Angels, M41
Barry you’re on a role my friend. I love it.
See if That Dark Angel was inner circle, maybe then he could have landed it.
Blue Balls, and the Hotrod strike out whilst Thunder hammers it.
No matter what you do, the salamander always gets the girl
Until the kriegsmen cums along
Ah, my battle brother got the win. Good for him.
Calling a Space Marines ultraracist probably a compliment.
I've never bought a model kit. I've never read any of the books. Never will. Dawn of War I and II and channels like this are all I'll ever know.
Cheerz Bro. Terrific Memes
Hot Take: GW could be better to its customers.
And this is why I outsource my warhammer 6mm armies through someone in Britain and not gw themselves lol
That isn't a hot take battle brother, GW needs to be better to its customers.
@@captaintitusultramarine damn straight
Salamander space marines, and Ogryn’s🚬💀
Considering halve of the legions turned traitor, to say the Ultramarines are STILL not in the top 10? Damn....
Did NOT expect that Henesys theme outro
Chad Salamanders win again.
Feel like the guardsmen might have a better chance at getting lucky,..You know they'll screw like it's their last, cuz it probably will be.
Honestly.... I'd screw a Salamander.
I'm a pyromaniac, they have big flamers.
*ITS MATCH MADE IN THE WARP*
Goddamn Snowroritas Bunnies.
SALAMANDERS! UNTO THE ANVIL! INTO THE FLAME!
So she did have the white thirst…..
If Valrak is correct, the Ultramarine will have to swallow his words
Valrak is however most of the time incorrect
let's talk seriously now
Which of the two is the better Primarch?
The Lion
or
Gulliman
Vulkan
Gulliman can keep an Empire afloat. The Lion can conquer one.
The Lion didn’t suffer any mortal injury, he didn’t disappear in a giant explosion, he didn’t go off on a quest for his father, he didn’t even go to the warp to harass one of his traitor brothers, no.
He’s just really sleepy.
But for real, 1v1 the Lion can take on almost any of the other Primarchs, though Chaos juiced Lorgar is supposedly cracker out of his mind, and he would probably beat Guilliman in a fight 7/10 times.
In a battle where they are the opposing commanders, Lion probably wins 6/10 times.
In a long drawn out war of attrition spanning dozens of sectors and hundreds of worlds, Guilliman would eventually grind Lions forces into dust 8/10 times.
Jaghatai Khan
@@_d-- ah yes.. the most forgettable legion of all, they go so fast that they surpass the interest of the people
The fact this ends with FUCKING Maple Story music just kills me. 10/10
Nice use of fallout 4 mods! I've seen all of the ones you use. Great job 👏
“Where’s the Big Bad Lion” that’s my favorite part bro
I thought Battle Sisters perfer Space Wolves or maybe that is just a Sacred Rose thing
It would be a lot funnier. If that was an imperial guardsman.
Lucky bastard
I was expecting it to be a guardsman, ngl
"Sorotitties" and "You got some nice sisters" Joke are the best
and then the emperors children join...
Haha, they act like Terran marines if they were not under the neurologic implants.
The drug thing that keep them sane and obidient.
But I think they kinda ignores that in the games. Not entierly shure how strong the effect is really.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO SALLIES FOR THE WIN!!!!!!
This aged like milk lol!!
all these videos are so high quality i dont know if these are animations or games
Very nice as always, Hey if you ever need another random space marine I'm always game to do a job for free.
Looks like the battle sister came down with the white thurst
Black templar: grab my sword and swing it around to slay heretics
1:05 she is going to feeling that promethium for a while
I expected a Black Templar. A Salamander is cool too I guess.
These must be space incels I mean iron Warriors.
Bros that fucking music in the beginning...I know where that's from xD.
she gave into her Black Thirst.
"Thats a big thunder hammer"
Step one: become marine or da jetpack man
Step 2: melee time
Step three: get Hella bitchs
Salamanders don't talk about it, we are about it.
Guh 💀
Ayo this bussin
And in walks a guardsman and the sorroritas goes with him
IN THE STREETS!?!?!? IN THE STREETS THO!??!?!?!?
I don't blame her that is a pretty big hammer😍
I was expecting a guardsman at the end, since many sisters view astartes as mutants. The only true answer is to go for the humble hard working man that won't probably split you in half in the literal violent death way were you to bed him.
Salamanders for the win laying down the hammer
Some funky af fallout 4 mods
Everybody love the Salamanders
Headcannon: All Salamanders are Welsh
ahaha! Let me take you back to the rock and rock your world :D
0:41 Lion is back so... 🗿
The are down with that BBS Big Black Salamander!
Everyone knows Blood Ravens are the best Chapter, Highest number of Chapter Psykers, and Highest number of Relics....The ladies love Relics!
It wouldn't make sense she would hang out with the salamanders cuz they actually give a fuck about and also they love fire just as much as sisters.
Wasn't there something like this but with Black Templars? I'm trying to remember it but no idea if it even exists
Where's the Big Bad Lion?😂
No brother! It isn't a sister it's Alpharius in disguise!
Liked it before watching. An easy bet.
HELL YEAH SALAMANDERS FOR THE WIN
Sometimes the nicest guys win! :D
Big bad lion? Did he mean lionel Johnson?