Depends on the faith and the sin, though. In Islam (and I think other Abrahamic faiths too?) if you decide to leave the faith, you'll carry that sin into death and into hell forever.
@@twotothehalf3725 well she's not wrong though. When someone died the angel taking notes of good and bad deeds pretty much closed the book and said "job's done"
@@joshwillingham4592 Protestantism is more 'religion' than 'nerd'. Unless you have a weird idea of why the preacher read the bible 35 times and made notes. :v
@@JoshSweetvale most Protestants I’ve met have barely even heard of Martin Luther, much less the 95 Theses and the schism over the selling of indulgences.
That slow zoom-in when she talks about washing someone's head until they forget everything is deeply unsettling. She'll erase all that is you and she won't even think twice about it. The first new memory you make will be of her uttering a cheerful "Yay!" before she hands you a bill for five trillion yen. God help you if you don't pay.
"So let me get this straight, the first thing you remember when you woke up is this blonde kaiju/kettle thing going " Yaay! " and getting a notification for a transfer of 5 trillion yen?! "
Anyone who complains about the 5 trillion yen price clearly needs to learn the truth of impermanence. They should be pleased to bankrupt themselves paying a massively overinflated price, as it demonstrates their detachment from materialism. Extortioners and fraudsters are moral, you've not been robbed you've been gifted with the spiritual superiority of poverty and been given an opportunity to demonstrate virtue.
But what's the point if you wash away your sins only to commit it again later? Nvm, Pika is going to make us forget xD *"No sin if you're dead"* -Amano Pikamee 2k21 What a deal, you just need to be dead to be cleansed xD
Wash away the dayo Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain The droplets falling gently down on the terrain Wash away the dayo all the stains of time But there's no pikamee it's only dry inside In the mud and sinking deeper Into a peaceful life And it will come, like a flood of pain Pouring down on me And it will not let up until the end is near And it will come, through the darkest days In my final hour And it will not let up until the clouds are clear Until it finds my dayo disappeared My dreams disappear
Oh, c'mon. You accept other types of money? Because I would play millions of Brazilian reals to wash my sins and of other people I know. That's fantastic, cute kettle.
When peoples dead, money Will not pay your sins. Only good deeds in time when peoples live can save then from their sins. Wash your sins...? That Joke. People can't wash their sins, it Will be question when peoples dead.
Pika: "no sin if you're dead"
everyone: no, no, she's got a point
Pika: "probably"
Jesus: "Finally someone gets me!"
Depends on the faith and the sin, though. In Islam (and I think other Abrahamic faiths too?) if you decide to leave the faith, you'll carry that sin into death and into hell forever.
@@twotothehalf3725 well she's not wrong though. When someone died the angel taking notes of good and bad deeds pretty much closed the book and said "job's done"
@@faizalf119 Their job's done, but the book's still there.
The next day, Pikamee woke up to find 95 theses nailed to her door.
Top tier nerd joke
@@joshwillingham4592 Protestantism is more 'religion' than 'nerd'. Unless you have a weird idea of why the preacher read the bible 35 times and made notes. :v
@@JoshSweetvale It's a historical reference. That qualifies as nerdy.
You deserve so much more credit for that.
Pikamee is selling indulgences!
@@JoshSweetvale most Protestants I’ve met have barely even heard of Martin Luther, much less the 95 Theses and the schism over the selling of indulgences.
Dude that's a killer deal
I see what you did there
Ok get out
@@eroslime2895 XDDD
Yeah, that's like 20 USD!
Nice pun. The exit is on your left sir.
The consistent happy tone really makes this hit
In another universe, a single viewer donated a trillion yen in an instant.
Chinese people could probably do that right now... with Hell Money.
And considering it's the Hungry Ghost Festival now, we've got no shortage of 'em.
It costs five times that much.
Daily donation limit is $500.
"Because I love you guys so much... "
TMSK entered the chat room
"..... only 5 trillion yen" 😁
0:28 happy kettle noise 😄💚💛💙.
Church schism 2: Electric Pikaloo
2000*
Idk if power washing is enough to rid humanity of their sins, pair it with some freshly brewed tea, then that might work.
Power wash but the hose shoots out hot tea instead of water.
@@ajinkyatarodekar9099 Hot shower hot, not McDonalds coffee hot. We're not _monsters._
Somehow this video is the most Pikamee thing i've seen in a long time
Wash away your sins today to receive your cool goodie bag
That slow zoom-in when she talks about washing someone's head until they forget everything is deeply unsettling. She'll erase all that is you and she won't even think twice about it. The first new memory you make will be of her uttering a cheerful "Yay!" before she hands you a bill for five trillion yen.
God help you if you don't pay.
"So let me get this straight, the first thing you remember when you woke up is this blonde kaiju/kettle thing going " Yaay! " and getting a notification for a transfer of 5 trillion yen?! "
Pikamee: I do power wash your sins. *turn up psi to 3,000 psi
Me: Ah...I don't feel anything. I'm free of my sins.
0:13 student loans and American hospitals.
that escalated from cute to creepy very quickly
She took "brainwashing" a bit too literally.
"Because I love you guys so much, I'll do it..."
Awwwww that's so sweet
"...For 5 trillion yen"
Whelp somebody bring out the ice cream and sad movies
it only takes one and she can retire
That is only 38 million dollars not bad. Hell even twitter cost more than that.
Pika powerwashes dementia into you to rid you of your sins. Absolution for everyone everywhere at the end of the hose.
Nice
Inb4 the 5 trillion yen RED Superchat. 😆
Probably...
It's the kettle noise subtitles that make me go aw
It’d be like doing a lobotomy with a Powerwasher.
Sounds like the Catholic Church. But with less burning and more funny.
Pikamee is a fraud, heres 95 reasons why
@@belisarius6949 You could find a few thousand branchs of faith on those 95 reasons you know.
Anyone who complains about the 5 trillion yen price clearly needs to learn the truth of impermanence. They should be pleased to bankrupt themselves paying a massively overinflated price, as it demonstrates their detachment from materialism. Extortioners and fraudsters are moral, you've not been robbed you've been gifted with the spiritual superiority of poverty and been given an opportunity to demonstrate virtue.
Indulgences. Providing Sainthood for con artists since the 1400s.
The real messed up thing here is OP isn't exactly wrong. They're not exactly right either but dat fine tho.
Noice 👍
Can you wash and make us forget our sadness ? 😢
Don’t remind me😭😭😭😭
But what's the point if you wash away your sins only to commit it again later? Nvm, Pika is going to make us forget xD
*"No sin if you're dead"* -Amano Pikamee 2k21
What a deal, you just need to be dead to be cleansed xD
Pope Urban II starting the practice of selling Indulgences (circa 1095)
That's a weird way to call an Indulgence
This isn't how I remember my baptism.....
5-Trillion yen?
Quick, tell DARPA it has military applications and they'll fork it over.
No sin if you're dead
Satan: and I took that personally
Power wash me into the cult of pika
"Come ye sinners and be baptized off your sins...dayo!"
Pikamee washing away my sins
Washing away my dog's name
Washing away my cat's name
What do you think I've done
"Wash away the anger...."
Martin Luther was right, I knew it.
"Power wash my brain" a.k.a Brainwashing but with nicer tone
3 trillion yen so an eletric jet of water pierce through my head. Sign me up
Our Kaijou is a master at Sin washing dayo
Some says she's still powerwashing to this day....
Jesus Pikamee! She power washes for our sins xD
It got concernedly increasingly darker as the video progressed.
0:55 Eternal spit-shine of the powerwashed mind?
Simpsons did it.
😭😭😭😭😭
No shock. No moralizing. Just gave you a flat price. Whenever we forget Pika is a Kaiju, she very graciously remind us.
It would cost a lot, since the job couldn't possibly be finished. There is no end to the sin.
0:51 im starting to think that Pikamee isn't that kind of a "Cleaner". mmmhmmm.
That took a dark turn way too fast
So she's selling indulgences now? Sweet
5Billion for a free ticket to heaven? Wars have been fought over less.
5 trillion yen to remove all da sins
How much to power Wash me out of existence?
5 trillion yen, so the equivalent of a happy meal.
Pika starting to sound like the medeival catholic church
I actually bought a power washer and omg it's addicting, the first thing i did was power wash the whole outside of my house.
Don’t power wash my brain, just my sins. My body says yes but, my mind is telling me no…I’ll leave it at that.
Only 5 trillion?
*Laughs in Scientology*
Wash away the dayo
Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling gently down on the terrain
Wash away the dayo all the stains of time
But there's no pikamee it's only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
And it will come, like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up until the end is near
And it will come, through the darkest days
In my final hour
And it will not let up until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dayo disappeared
My dreams disappear
>wash away sins for money
...oh no. This is a bad idea.
$34,105,250,000 according to Google 11/5/2022. Still cheaper than buying a house……in Mar.
"Brainwashing" suddenly makes a lot more sense
Martin Luthor is rolling over in his grave right now.
Oh, c'mon. You accept other types of money? Because I would play millions of Brazilian reals to wash my sins and of other people I know. That's fantastic, cute kettle.
Then suddenly a 5 trillion yen donation
Pikamee is also a fan on Indulgence I see....
With the amount of work it would get to reach that much money i could probably reach Nirvana in way less time
5 trillion yen seems fair enough
Fun fact: 5 trillion yen is 45,187,540,000.00 in US dollars
Is this the start of the pikamee religion?? Is she turning into one of those old century popes???
Only 5 trillion yen for all my sins? Sounds cheap for my sins lol.
I'm wasting here, can Pikamee wash it all away🎶
damn... Jeff bezos can hire pika sin washing service easily...
ASMR 洗う
just 5 trillion? ok guys times to throw in the rainbow
aight. Time to work my a** off in order to earn the money and have her clean all my sins
It's moments like this that make me sad I can't send her a fan letter like you can most other vtubers.
With enough water pressure you can wash away all your body.... down the drain.
So, if I did math right, I still have to pay 38.3 billion usd
Well this sounds like alzheimers with extra steps
The catholic church prior to Martin Luther be like
Pikamee, wrathful God, will power wash away humanity's sin with the great flood
Did you free from your sin?
Yes...
What does it cost
5 Trillion Yen with taxes...
Took me 8 months to do the math, but 1 trillion yen is equal to 7.9 billion dollars.
God did it one time so...
Lol
That probably hits different huh?
So quite literal brainwashing 🤣 Brain-power-washing.
Our lord and savior Pikamee 🙏
no sin, no skin
basedSHARK says you cannot wash away the past? Gura shrimping a Pika stream?
So I did the maths and it totals to 45 481 426 319,7029 USD. Money well spent I say
Am i a bad person if the first thing i thought watching this clip was: You need to start from the top. ?
Bet only 45 billion dollars
Still cheaper than vatican tho
When peoples dead, money Will not pay your sins. Only good deeds in time when peoples live can save then from their sins. Wash your sins...? That Joke. People can't wash their sins, it Will be question when peoples dead.
What do I do if I’m in hell?
Wait, if she can wash the sins, do we forget about vtubers?
"Wash away your sins with 5 trillion yen"
What is she Catholic?
I think I'll pass. My lord Jesus Christ power washed my sins away for free. I'll be keeping my money thank you.