Albert: "Opinion on the premier" "Opinion on the pirahna" "Opinion on the platypus" "Opinion on the premire of sonic the movie" "Opinion on things" "Opinion?"
Ah, military simulator.. the good days of playing back in 2020 and early 2021. I remember joining back in mid 2019. One of the best experiences of my Roblox journey!
idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see original message from: dominico flores
4:56 onion on printer? Me: yes I love onions on printers Flamingo: I'm an HP officejet printer kind of guy. But I also like the laserjet. Everyone else: Good, sir! :troll:
The RA isn't allowed outside the main entrance unless they're a Major+, so a member of the 5th Rifle or Spets division would've killed you regardless. Staff Sergeant isn't a high rank either. I just wanted to say that in case Albert sees it for future breaching of the Military Simulator Border.
idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentio
Flamingo: That guy was an imposter! Everyone: *Doesn't care* Flamingo: U shouldn't believe me *pulls out gun* Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Flamingo: *Starts to shoot* gagagagaggagagagagag
"3:22" In case anyone need -sf- lots of R💲 simply consider using ▶️ 𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙪𝙭𝙖𝙡𝙡.𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 Its available to all platforms+ jfo Οποιοσδήποτεwdder μπορείhqut να πάρει πολλούς πόρουςfc
Gentlemen? I see the briefcase is secure? good tell me, did anyone kill a red spy on the way here? No!? then we still have a problem. *gets killed* what it was obvi? watch he'll re spawn any second now SEE oh wait that him. so we still have problem okay who ready to find the spy? right behind you GAGA
"money cant buy happiness but it can buy pain for others"
-flamingo
Because
Basically i bougth roblox and whats roblox happyness. So money CAN buy happyness
Yes yes
ok
haha
You should play this game called “Clear Skies Over Milwaukee” it’s this rp game set in the 90s and a lot of edgy people play it lol
Yeah he should lol
i love that game
I love you More then anything UwU.
I read this and the first thing I thought of was the Milwaukee Pasta Bandit lol
YES
The one guy who said "bruh" right before the entire street went up in flames was a legend
Timestamp?
HeroX Animations 5:28
That was me .-.
@@marilynkinder5427 liar
bruh
I laughed so hard when Albert said opinion on different types of words with a p
Opinion on the paper
Onion on the paper
Opinion on the package?
Opinion on the donkey
Opinion on the Spanish inquisition
I would like to inform that i to like the HP Office Jet
Albert: *Exists*
Random officer: you killed me
Basicly fax
So true this comment might become overuse soon tho
I am in the vid
At the beginning
Ok
“Opinion on the platypus”
*immediate laughter*
Ikr 😂
An army platypus? PERRY THE ARMY PLATYPUS!?!
Ikr
opinion on the premier
onion on the playtapus perry
" Opinion On The Premier? "
" *He sucks* "
Lol 1st
Rip i gotta lie to get in lol
Lol HE SUCKS
H s cks
On a scale of one to E of wrongness ths is E
Love the fact that on 6:31 Flamingo actually died with him instead of just ignoring it
Im so happy at 0:01
@@powerninjabosse7804what?
Albert:
"Opinion on the premier"
"Opinion on the pirahna"
"Opinion on the platypus"
"Opinion on the premire
of sonic the movie"
"Opinion on things"
"Opinion?"
I love you More then anything UwU.
@@Captain_ZER0 didnt u say that to like 7 other people
@@sstarrss lmao he/she/they did
@@Anastasiaaugh oh wow @Captain Zero i really thought we had something💔😤
This was funniest part😂😂😂
Other youtubers: "Im gonna show you on how to get richer fast!"
Albert: "Im gonna show you guys how to psychologically ruin someones life"
ikr-
Lol
@@sharanjawaid2563 ya
Sean Forsyth shut
aimvz LOL
“Powering Imagination”
continues to eat bricks
Go eat brick for all I care
*gives r a b a x*
rebex
BRICKS stands for
B-acon
R-oughly
I- i don't know this word
C-idk
K-fuck
S-still don't know
r/ihadastroke
B-bacon hair
R-robux
I-ink
C-code
K-ksi
S-suck
5:10 had me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
"Opinion on the premier?"
"He sucks"
*GAH GAH GAH GAH GAH*
Onion on printer?
@@falconsnake3124 He sucks
@@falconsnake3124 opinion on the platypus?
Officer: Are you carrying weapons
Albert: No
Also Albert: *Shoots everyone in the game*
lol why do people even believe him
I think they was going kill him later but he killed them first
I
@@subbbeforesubbbingtowhoeversub shut up kid
@@Swordfish198 he was bot but ok
Albert: **Decides to breathe**
Every serious army game: *Ha, no.*
Better
Thats me 0:30
Don't message kevin guy in this comment it a bot and he want attention
i love serious army games tho .w. im in alot of them but when i get a high enough rank i just stop caring about it - w -
@Lillian Daniels *YOU ARE BANNED reason: breathing
“Alright ima show you guys how to psychology ruin someone’s live”
I'm listening...
I love you More the anything UwU.
Video
@@Captain_ZER0 i hate you more than anything UnU.
@@Ihsuga same lol
Captain Zero furry
Ah, military simulator.. the good days of playing back in 2020 and early 2021. I remember joining back in mid 2019. One of the best experiences of my Roblox journey!
You should play it again its still so fun.
@@tzaluke1968to me it looks weird and chaotic
“Onion on printer”, sounds about right
O N I O N S H A V E L A Y E R S
It's an inside joke
I M P O S T O R
...yes
.
..
...almost there...
10 studs....yes
Legit
Why u scroll down for this stupid capital ',=l
That’s my favorite type of food
"You need to look in the mirror and have a better mindset of yourself." -Mr. Big Basket 2020 Always making us feel better about ourselfs
He's actually a really nice person
o.o
@Kevin Breemans x2 epic
Thats me 0:30
69 likes
idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
original message from: dominico flores
it was from dominic i forgot but its not him who made it
Kaazdam hi shoutout plz...............JK
@@dianehudson3876 no one asked. We arent that stupid. Now get out of here. Please.
Actually it was dominico flores who came up with that
@@legitmemes9178 my bad! I will change it!
nice vid albert ur stuff makes me laugh keep it up😀
Albert: *sees someone*
Also Albert: *hmm ima turn into you*
And worst of all....he could be anyone of us!
(Anyone get the reference?)
Btw flamingo was the red spy!
Great comment haha I’m laughing so hard rn. F
Can I have help reaching 200 subs? I’m so close!
want t𝐎 𝐎btain 21K R💲 ch℮ck my id℮a 👑
🧤
🎪
Je aime toujours partager ce que je sais
I’m a committed member to this group. And I find this to be hilarious. Thank you.
Same
What’s the name of the game
these guys committed to the most p2w game on roblox
@@kitchengun7339
Pet simulator X?
The game is bad and Viking is corrupt
Oh god. I can’t stop laughing, I love your videos Albert. You make me smile everyday, no matter what mood I’m in.
What did you just say?
Thanks
Absolute facts
albert casually ignoring your comment
God.*
I love how when all three of them walked past the guy at the gate he just looked over like "wait a minute"
Flamingo: I’m you, from the future.
Guy: *Gets shot*
Flamingo: - *spontaneously combusts* -
M
Kokokoooooooooooooooooooo
@@phatplay r/ihadastroke
@@phatplay *M*
Okay this made me laugh Take me like and go
Flamingo:takes guys identity in front of him
Random dude disguised as him: gentlemen..
Is this a ff2 fan i s p y? Hon hon hon
OPINION ON PRINTER?
@@LURANT1S onion on printer?
Huh
@@TheOtherOne6018 ff2
"Are you carrying any weapons?"
Albert with his pockets full of fire arms: *No sir*
We saw the damn video
Not funny didn’t laugh
@@lydia7023 Did I ask? No.
Trap You don’t need to laugh, just go on with your day. It’s a kid making a joke, it’s best to say nothing.
oh so literally any gta game main character?
god i haven’t laughed like this in YEARS thanks man
When you enter the wrong class at school:
*there is one imposter among us*
Its Eric I saw him
copied from meme vid smh
I was just imposter a min ago tho ;-;
Lol
Major Migraine so they are banned from telling a joke just because somebody else told it?
*physiologically ruin someones lifes*
-alberto 2020 spooktober
@Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B 8 hi kevin bot, im dad 👨
I love you more the anything UwU.
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B 8 shut up 🤐
Albert
@@sledgetable172 LMAO I WHEEZED
Him: "Onion On Printer."
Flamingo shows a printer
(Me dieing of laughter)
Ye
I like the HP officejet
*Onion On Printer*
*D I E I N G*
its dying not dieing lol
"ONION ON PRINTER"
made me laugh so hard
“I’m running around so people see me!”
*immediately runs behind building*
He's finding cover!! And avoiding war crimes!
“Money can’t buy happiness but pain”
-Wise words no everyone needed
Indeed
Stolen
Bro just stop
You know when you die in call of duty Remastered
Can I have help reaching 200 subs? I’m so close!
He’s the best CIA spy we have.
A
"Carrying any weapons?"
"No, sir."
Smoke Grenade, M16A1, Flashbang, Molotov, Gas Grenade, S-Kar98k
Him: "Carrying any weapons?"
Flamingo: "no, sir"
Also flamingo: *starts shooting everyone*
(Edit) yall this was not funny-
haha so funny and cool my laugh will arrive in 3-7 business years :|
@@Philip-jd7im lol buisness years XDDD
@@Philip-jd7im bot
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B 8 shut up bot
SimplyModerne shut up bot
“Opinion on the Premier?”
“He sucks.”
*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang*
Onion on printer
Opinion the Piranha
Opinion on the Platypus
@@clownyboy8278 He should have said "I like my printer onionless, please."
Me:You love being mean huh?
Flamingo:”Get noobed” ^Shoots me With Gun^
cheez it minecraft
get noob*
@@nikee1511 noooo
Cringe
E
"Opinion on the platypus" got me rolling on the floor 😭
Albert you have to play Attack on titan: Last Breath on roblox!
@@subbbeforesubbbingtowhoeversub die
@@subbbeforesubbbingtowhoeversub die
Bruh attack on titan is an anime
@@rtixboi4193 yeah there are roblox games for it.
@AngerPuffs That's a good game too!
"Money can't by happiness, but it can buy pain to other's"
-Albert
Lol
@@subbbeforesubbbingtowhoeversub shut up bot no one cares
Nice job on copying a comment.
You copied elnub
10/10 copyright skills
Yall we got the gang
Musikenna
Chaosity
Me
Other people
Y'know
The verified people that somehow annoy all of you 😎✨
Grr your verified
LOL
Ik nobody cares abt self promo but i make content :p
Not rlly lmao theyr fun
I have never seen you in my fucking life but this is still kinda true.
@@Ospox thats a self promo
4:56 onion on printer?
Me: yes I love onions on printers
Flamingo: I'm an HP officejet printer kind of guy. But I also like the laserjet.
Everyone else: Good, sir!
:troll:
anyone laugh at the part when albert says
"opinion on the premium"
"opinion on the piranha"
"opinion on the platypus
Zqris MC *Big yes.*
perryy~
@@minty4345 NO SWEARING
PERRY THE PLATYPUS
Onion on primer?
4:56 this make me laugh so hard lol
"onion on printer"
Onion on printer?
Bad
I like the HP OfficeJet
Eh im a big HP OfficeJet fan myself
Printer on the onion
The RA isn't allowed outside the main entrance unless they're a Major+, so a member of the 5th Rifle or Spets division would've killed you regardless. Staff Sergeant isn't a high rank either. I just wanted to say that in case Albert sees it for future breaching of the Military Simulator Border.
Potato.
Potato.
3:20 the way he says ok makes me burst out of laugh
"I was an imposter in their Roblox group lol"
Roblox Imposter 2.0
3.0
No he's the red spy
Can I have help reaching 200 subs? I’m so close!
Pugzilla why must you promote
3.0 there’s already a roblox imposter 2.0 he made a video about it
7:52: Albert playing a border game
Albert: Opinion on the premire, of the sonic movie
nobody:
“I’m gonna show you how to physiologically ruin someone’s life”
Count me in
me too.
FilmContent ✓⃝
Nice fake verified tick
Lmaooo
Wth comment stealer
Crzz ddududududududududuh bruh
nObOdy cArEs SmH
This guy is a maniac, yet he still has a family friendly channel. This is amazing.
Yes
I love you more the anything UwU.
hellow new cult fellow
@hrb2OO921 bro that I am kevin guy is a bot, they real i am kevin b doesn't have a 8 at the end
5:30 Yes albert, that's a Molotov, not a Gas Granade.
Thats not a molotov... a molotov spreads fire
Froxid Plays r/woosh
@Trina Wilson nope
@@yuniatiyune2597 he was being sarcastic e
@@yuniatiyune2597 literally his point
“Do you have any weapons?”
Flamingo, having as much firearms as Michael Koenigs in his inventory: “no sir”
5:01
Flamingo: Opinion on Printer!?!
What it actually says: Onion on Printer.
Id like an onion cut in printer please
idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentio
:0
@@Zianna_315 that was not the original guy also stop
@@Zianna_315 ●~●
I love you more the anything UwU.
You can see credit after you click show more
I was laughing so hard when he said he cursed at me
Alternate title: flamingo being the joker for 8 minutes straight.
I love the first sentence “today I will psychologically ruin people”
Ikr, but thats normal for albert to say.
Ik nobody cares abt self promo but i make content :p
haha so funny and cool my laugh will arrive in 3-7 business years :|
Nice I do too
Ospox cool I subbed
Thanks
Flamingo: That guy was an imposter!
Everyone: *Doesn't care*
Flamingo: U shouldn't believe me *pulls out gun*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Flamingo: *Starts to shoot* gagagagaggagagagagag
Milo Dude ..ok
no; I'm the imposter and btw can you gift me rubux I'm so so so poor in rubux i just want RUBUx because rubux
5:37 it looks like my other cat THAT IS STILL ALIVE
Is he still alive...?
coltin we need to know
Albert really violated that Man
Nobody:
Not even ninja:
Bots: wHo BeEn A fAn Of FlAmInGo
Wow so original ur comment is worse than bots.
I would prefer them then you tbh.
@@shark1751 rude but their's is better than the bots
Nobody :
Not even my mom :
Noone :
Nobody :
Truth of the people saying Who's been fan of (UA-camrs)?
"The Red Army"
*eddsworld vietnam flashback intesify*
*Y e s*
*s e Y*
Glory to Vikinglaw!
Tord: 👁👄👁
I made an alt account with your UA-cam name Lol
"Okay guys I'm gonna show you how to psychologically ruin someone's life."
*fantastic*
Bot
Wait no
the only person who can defeat the entire Soviet army is Albert, its just guarantee, like seriously.. its just guarantee
Claim your “here before a million views” ticket here
Stfu
I’m here
here
ok
I just ate the BEST egg
I love the way he impersonates everyone it’s *hilarious* get’s me every time 😂😂
“Hey guys I’m going to tell you how to psychologically ruin someone’s life”
-Albert 2020
I love you more the anything UwU.
Captain Zero uhhhhh sure why not
@@Captain_ZER0 this man just got the tier 3 simp award for simping for someone they dont even know lmfao
no plz plz plz send me some ruby or vbux
I love border games now because of you
"Opinion on sonic the movie?"
*"Good"*
"Opinion on things?"
*"Good"*
"Opinion?"
**Dies an honorable death**
Haahhaha
*Good*
OpInIoN oN tHe PlAtYpUs
@@fallensakuraa4081 good
*onion printer*
“Alright ima show you guys how to psychology ruin somebodys live” sounds like something I wanna learn 😀
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs
Alright ima show you guys this bot
@Krunxz is a Simp didn't ask
Unique Marble I am not a bot I’m George Foreman grill
cringe whoa
"Opinion on premier?"
"It sucks"
*Shoots violently*
i mean thats pretty accurate
This is probably the most funniest video on flamingo yet also who edited this? I just wanna know bc their editing is insane xD
He showed me how to ruin someone's life, I really am thankful for this exact on point Tutorial. thanks flamgo it helped destroy my enemies.
Now do it in real life
@@jennychoajc I did and I got 2 years of jailtime
This game: has spy tool
My brain for some reason: *Gentlemen.*
Hotel? Trivago.
Yes
"3:22"
In case anyone need -sf- lots of R💲 simply consider using ▶️ 𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙪𝙭𝙖𝙡𝙡.𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚
Its available to all platforms+ jfo
Οποιοσδήποτεwdder μπορείhqut να πάρει πολλούς πόρουςfc
@@nixberton1457 i did now where is my robux
Gentlemen? I see the briefcase is secure? good tell me, did anyone kill a red spy on the way here? No!? then we still have a problem. *gets killed* what it was obvi? watch he'll re spawn any second now SEE oh wait that him. so we still have problem okay who ready to find the spy? right behind you GAGA
50,000
Who else thinks albert should make a flamingo restaurant but without caps abuse LOL
Yes lol
Lol
Me lol
LOL YES
Ik nobody cares abt self promo but i make content :p
who else thinks gacha people can die for for all we care
i always loved these more edited/higher production quality videos we got when paige was editing but we don't get them much more
albert: *trolling as people*
the people: *what. how.*
Grrr me mad
haha so funny and cool my laugh will arrive in 3-7 business years :|
SimplyModerne nice! mine will arrive in 2-3 business days 🕺
“I wanna show u how to sociologically ruin someones life”
*60M on the line*
haha so funny and cool my laugh will arrive in 3-7 business years :|
I love you more the anything UwU.
SSUSUSUSUSUSU
Me: wait what are we doing for gym?
My teacher for the 50th time 2:55
*L U N G E*
Thank you. This comment is a gem in the ashes of the bot spams.
@@sledgetable172 thank you for reading this comment
DUDE I LOVE U SO MUCH UR SO COOL AND I REALLY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN 😁
Albert: causing eternal suffering and depression
UA-cam: I'll allow it
"If i die you die"
"Well try your best not to-"
"Opinion on sonic the movie?"
*flamingo made my eyebrows stuck from laughter,he's the actual imposter*
"Identity theft is not a joke Jim, millions of families suffer every year!"
- Dwight K Schrute
“Onion on the printer” sounds like a Lemon Demon song
oh my god it does and thats amazing
_also hi fellow lemon demon fan_
true
true ngl
neil needs to make this true
Lol I was the guy that said it IM IN DA VIDEO
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BUNNY WICH ZOOMED THROUGH ALBERT WHILE HE WASNT LOOKING?!?! 6:46
I laugh so hard in the "opinion in the platypus"
SAME LOL
same
Lol I work at that game you played at the start
everyone else's humor:
poop jokes
Albert's humor:
"HAHA HE DIED"
he used to he poop jokes
normal ppl:money cant buy happiness. Flam:money cant buy happiness but it can bring pain for other
“So eat a brick dude”
*shows cat eating a CARDBOARD box*
UNDERTALE MUSIC ON THAT IMAGE
Mmm
unfunny i have not laughed
@@that-y9w Haha, your words mean nothing because I can’t read!
Still unfunny about the cat eating cardboard box
“If you don’t want me to abuse power, THEN DONT GIVE ME POWER”
~albert most likely said this once
“Alright ima show you guys how to psychology ruin someone’s live” sounds like something I wanna learn 😀
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B 8 stop 😀
Soviet russia be like: wanna fight us?
"onion on printer!" Thats so funny😂😂
yes hp officejet lol
Albert : "Opinion on the premiere" "Opinion on the piranha" "Opinion on the platypus" got me in tears 🤣
Guy: Carrying any weapons?
Albert: No, sir.
Albert's mind: *TEeHeE tEEHee TeehEE*