So I Joined a Noob Game as Germany...

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @krisi90
    @krisi90 2 роки тому +3796

    imagine just trying to play a random hoi4 mp game after a long day of work just for dankus to join and ruin the entire game

    • @ogerpinata1703
      @ogerpinata1703 2 роки тому +170

      Eh🤷🏻‍♀️ Looks more like he is in a support role helping out his less experienced allies with production and guidance.

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si 2 роки тому +37

      Imagine playing hoi4 🤮

    • @potatto8585
      @potatto8585 2 роки тому +231

      @@Tom-oj7si imagine watching dankus and not playing hoi4 🤮

    • @tylerlambert8400
      @tylerlambert8400 2 роки тому +66

      @@potatto8585 hoi4 is fun to watch not play

    • @trollkenobi6727
      @trollkenobi6727 2 роки тому +15

      @@Tom-oj7si Imagine not

  • @toastwolfe4747
    @toastwolfe4747 2 роки тому +2154

    I love how this is a fun comedy video for us and a survival horror film for the allies.

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 2 роки тому +40

      17:46
      "tank veri speedy"
      PoV inside the car: *London has Fallen to the Germans*

  • @s1borg
    @s1borg 2 роки тому +701

    As a swiss citizen, I can confirm that gold will be safe

    • @aat5739
      @aat5739 2 роки тому +27

      Where exactly did the gold come from 🤨

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 2 роки тому +8

      @Сергей Владимирович Таборицкий legal acquisitionarees

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +42

      ty try

    • @magicianslucky602
      @magicianslucky602 Рік тому

      @@aat5739 African slave mines from the frenchies taken by the nazis

  • @brendanworthington3888
    @brendanworthington3888 2 роки тому +783

    I can't believe they called it. That Russia was looking meaty, and Japan wasn't exactly inspiring confidence. They should have at least seen how barb would play out.

    • @IceMaverick13
      @IceMaverick13 2 роки тому +153

      So many Soviet players don't even want to attempt Barb if they know D-Day isn't coming. It's wild how many of them just completely fold up if there's no D-Day, even if they've got a crazy economy going.

    • @mathiaskokholmchristensen9306
      @mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 2 роки тому +8

      @@IceMaverick13 Allies called it not Russia :)

    • @IceMaverick13
      @IceMaverick13 2 роки тому +89

      @@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 And in the same announcement, Dankus asked "What about Russia?" and they said Russia doesn't want to try since the Allies resigned.
      Hence, Russia players rarely want to try if there's no chance of a D-Day.

    • @epiclighthd7655
      @epiclighthd7655 2 роки тому +8

      @@IceMaverick13 xDDDD
      Russia was about to start justyfing, allies were just coping 🙂

    • @mathiaskokholmchristensen9306
      @mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 2 роки тому +5

      @@IceMaverick13 I am pretty sure you are wrong since i was russia main ;)

  • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
    @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 2 роки тому +416

    Dankus is waking up his entire neighbourhood with his loud clicking

  • @filce1232
    @filce1232 2 роки тому +1133

    Unpopular opinion: Dankus is an above average player

    • @pinkcrewmate8103
      @pinkcrewmate8103 2 роки тому +145

      Dude no way. Dankus is only one of the players in time

    • @bergine8834
      @bergine8834 2 роки тому +46

      Dankus is the of all time no cap

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si 2 роки тому +30

      Popular opinion and true: Dankus is the best Hoi4 competitive player (currently)

    • @justduck4504
      @justduck4504 2 роки тому +3

      @@Tom-oj7si he just is.

    • @annurissimo1082
      @annurissimo1082 2 роки тому +12

      @@Tom-oj7si I'm not sure if *the* best def ONE OF the best. I haven't seen how some other pros do it so I only have a few hours of watch time to compare to Dankus

  • @LiterallyMe91
    @LiterallyMe91 2 роки тому +316

    The leader of Luxembourg is actually a reference to the hoi4 UA-camr Pydgin, and the pronunciation of his name. He makes really good tutorial content and explains mechanics.

  • @kinglyknight
    @kinglyknight 2 роки тому +41

    Russian and US players just playing sim city until hours later they surrender

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 2 роки тому +155

    That's an interesting idea let Dankus pick either Soviets or Germany. And let's see how many guys can Dankus handle tag-teaming him. Could Dankus beat a 5-player Germany as a solo Soviet?

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si 2 роки тому +61

      Dankus getting tag teamed?!? 😵🥵🤤

    • @gamerf3643
      @gamerf3643 2 роки тому +12

      @@Tom-oj7si hold up

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si 2 роки тому

      @@gamerf3643 What that F stand for

    • @gamerf3643
      @gamerf3643 2 роки тому

      @@Tom-oj7si idk, I just didn’t like my old username so I changed the last part to F

    • @decanusseverus8773
      @decanusseverus8773 2 роки тому

      @@gamerf3643 change it to X

  • @euqsad1002
    @euqsad1002 2 роки тому +80

    russia just spend several hours preparing for barb for it to not happen because allies called it lmao how much time wasted

    • @edixonvc5101
      @edixonvc5101 2 роки тому +26

      Hoi4 in a nutshell, or how usa and Japan players spend like 3 hours waiting for the war just for Germany to capitulate

  • @heart4740
    @heart4740 2 роки тому +76

    If he can do this, just wait until he realizes how to guard his ports

    • @trikmandularlgaming2026
      @trikmandularlgaming2026 2 роки тому +1

      how to guard your ports?

    • @heart4740
      @heart4740 2 роки тому +1

      @@trikmandularlgaming2026 against naval invasions

    • @Raven-yk7lg
      @Raven-yk7lg Рік тому +1

      ​@@trikmandularlgaming2026 fallback lines/garrison command

  • @yugijoe536
    @yugijoe536 2 роки тому +57

    This giga chad doesn't know the meaning of overkill

  • @huseyinemreeken3024
    @huseyinemreeken3024 Рік тому +13

    Joining a noob game as Germany is like throwing a nuke at average flat

  • @democraticrepublicofvaloria
    @democraticrepublicofvaloria Рік тому +7

    “Don’t let the Soviet’s grind on you” -Dankus best quote from a Hearts of Iron 4 game and it sounds bad

  • @Decrupt
    @Decrupt 2 роки тому +13

    Rail roads visible like that is really nice.

  • @RandyHandy09
    @RandyHandy09 2 роки тому +20

    When dankus goes to bed he dreams of heavy tanks

  • @Anti-Furry-tm4tr
    @Anti-Furry-tm4tr 2 роки тому +25

    Beat the Soviets Players by not even fighting them by Mentally Dominating them. E-sport!!

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess 2 роки тому +238

    They can't ban you from every server. Or can they?

    • @AtelierLaoshi
      @AtelierLaoshi 2 роки тому +4

      he isnt banned in reurope hoi4

    • @scipioafricanus2212
      @scipioafricanus2212 2 роки тому +60

      The fact they'll ban you for playing well is precisely why I don't waste my time on HOI4 public mp lobbies

    • @iwillnoteatzebugs
      @iwillnoteatzebugs 2 роки тому +1

      They can .

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +8

      idk...

    • @czarsalad101
      @czarsalad101 2 роки тому

      @@scipioafricanus2212 You play MP at all? (I have no friends 😔)

  • @AlbatrossMMO
    @AlbatrossMMO 2 роки тому +132

    Basically got told Dankus was gonna meme since people on the server didn't know what they were doing. *proceds to do the most meta shit possible and bring in meta minors* big sadge. GGs tho

    • @tylerlambert8400
      @tylerlambert8400 2 роки тому +4

      Tbh he can't meme when the allies are stacked against him and Japan is japan

    • @3dcomrade
      @3dcomrade 2 роки тому +7

      @@tylerlambert8400 you better look up Putin187. Not a HoI4 player,but guy will meme if he can or chat asked to. Dead channel unfortunatrly. Hopefully not one of the conscripts dying in Ukraine

    • @AlbatrossMMO
      @AlbatrossMMO 2 роки тому +5

      @@tylerlambert8400 I mean, evidently they weren't stacked against him

    • @tylerlambert8400
      @tylerlambert8400 2 роки тому +3

      @@AlbatrossMMO the axis game is basically free in any game until barb.

    • @JosefZeethuven
      @JosefZeethuven 2 роки тому +3

      @@AlbatrossMMO He was solo germany vs 3 soviet player i dont see how thats not stacked.

  • @garde1815
    @garde1815 2 роки тому +21

    Yes finally showing the mod in use!

    • @chaseme6986
      @chaseme6986 2 роки тому +3

      mod link?

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 2 роки тому

      I that’s because this is a different to normal mod. Normally he Plays tfb Oak or Horst. Occasionally he’ll play r56 rp.

  • @GAMC-GHETTO-ANGELS-MC-ON-TOP
    @GAMC-GHETTO-ANGELS-MC-ON-TOP 2 роки тому +23

    Its funny how your so good they just give up and ban you from playing on that sever

  • @RapDap2333
    @RapDap2333 2 роки тому +9

    He has beaten every shit with only 16 divisions 💀

  • @Pydgin
    @Pydgin 2 роки тому +5

    8:05 quality meme, I approve.

  • @vyevd8
    @vyevd8 2 роки тому +7

    hard to believe that tommykay used to be called the "best hoi4 player" and then dankus popped up

  • @Potzelot
    @Potzelot 2 роки тому +5

    The swiss cup is such a perfect joke i love it

  • @runtav_guz8564
    @runtav_guz8564 2 роки тому +3

    9:34 Rare Dankus W

  • @frankfletcher_1
    @frankfletcher_1 2 роки тому +4

    "Good ending"
    No Dobruja?

  • @PfcDupuis
    @PfcDupuis 2 роки тому +7

    Hey I made it into a Dankus video with that "is the woman there" wowwwww ahahhha

  • @manualcontrol5581
    @manualcontrol5581 Рік тому +5

    You know, I can see why they called it there. If you knew for a fact that you weren't going to win and had the choice of wasting 3-5 (a generous estimation) more hours of your life still playing it through vs just leaving and saying "Fine, gg, you win", I wouldn't blame anyone for going with option 2.
    I mean, look at what they were facing. A meta'd to high hell Germany and all the other people you guided into Meta builds for their nations vs (As your title says) a bunch a noobs. The only one you were somewhat interested in fighting was the Soviet player and still you were outclassing him on all points.
    Why bother when the game is no longer fun? Also who in their right mind invited you to this?!

  • @iserik2144
    @iserik2144 2 роки тому +6

    your telling me soviet played eco all that time for just not to even fight?

  • @Gartenzaun241
    @Gartenzaun241 2 роки тому +21

    01:00 love how Dankus was irritated hearing a female voice as japan player

  • @jakekn7304
    @jakekn7304 2 роки тому +5

    This reminds me of old tommy Kay

  • @adamc9834
    @adamc9834 2 роки тому +1

    Noob game with rodrik on Hungary... Dánkus any time you play a balanced game you get slapped

  • @B.M666
    @B.M666 16 днів тому

    Imagine a world war with gamers in Military positions like
    Hoi4 players = Generals
    Cod&BF players = infantry
    War thunder players = Pilots, Tank crew, Navy
    Fortnite = Pioniers
    and so on.
    I really enjoy thinking about it, would it be a total clusterfuck or doing kinda well? who knows

  • @timmears5467
    @timmears5467 2 роки тому +42

    Dankus sounds so bored playing this game. He's done this way too many times

    • @NicholasW943
      @NicholasW943 2 роки тому +7

      He shouldn't be playing a major in these noob games. It's fun content, but holy shit does it feel bad to play against one of the best players as a noob. Dankus should stick with minors in noob-friendly lobbies.

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +7

      i think he was sick or something during this one, or maybe just bored idk i forgot when he was sick

  • @EntityVsEntityInteractions
    @EntityVsEntityInteractions Рік тому

    8:44 Casual 2,146,977 Fighter 2s in stockpile -_-

  • @janehrahan5116
    @janehrahan5116 2 роки тому +226

    that "im dankus" is pure power radiating.

  • @alexanderraz.
    @alexanderraz. 2 роки тому +1

    USSR was playing SimCity for like 5 years lmfaooo

  • @GeneralTrout
    @GeneralTrout Рік тому

    0:41 SOVIET SANDWICH-

  • @LuckFV
    @LuckFV Рік тому +3

    "I'm Albanian" The scariest word ever said

  • @cedricl.marquard6273
    @cedricl.marquard6273 2 роки тому +3

    Bruv joimed a noob game and smoked the allies so hard that tbe Soviets gave up.... poor people....

  • @ThugShakers4Christ
    @ThugShakers4Christ 2 роки тому +8

    As Germany, you need to focus on your endgame. You need to keep pushing for the Final Solution.

  • @Armless45
    @Armless45 Рік тому

    First I’ve seen of your channel, but I love the neutrality mug

  • @tristanholland1
    @tristanholland1 2 роки тому

    Some intel here, because i know genlab and he said that Russia players weren't afraid at all and that it was some other random thing which was why it got cancelled.

  • @kommissarvalkyre2054
    @kommissarvalkyre2054 2 роки тому +4

    "Im Dankus"
    "Im Albanian"

  • @bloodyburger6023
    @bloodyburger6023 Рік тому +1

    Me with 20 hours in hoi4 not understanding anything:

  • @cherry59603
    @cherry59603 Рік тому

    germany + soviet union - poland = polish sandwich

  • @lukavidic9990
    @lukavidic9990 2 роки тому +2

    Amazing editing

  • @lampdust1016
    @lampdust1016 2 роки тому +1

    Invading Yugoslavia before Poland=hist

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 2 роки тому +51

    If this is how you do against these guys, I don’t even want to know how you would crush my discord mates.

  • @Thegamer-rr7gk
    @Thegamer-rr7gk Рік тому

    Good video Dankus keep up the good work.

  • @kubastachowiak9911
    @kubastachowiak9911 2 роки тому +1

    imagine if dankus changed his nick to TANKUS

  • @danielhakim9756
    @danielhakim9756 2 роки тому

    The Axis minor seems chill and ready to listen for instructions

  • @Mc-machanical
    @Mc-machanical 2 роки тому

    😧😱💀 Dankus no...there children.

  • @lukameliqidze8493
    @lukameliqidze8493 Рік тому +1

    when dankus is joining noob game we know whats gonna happen

  • @kristofkovacs4005
    @kristofkovacs4005 2 роки тому +2

    babe wake up Dankus posted

  • @mrcaboosevg6089
    @mrcaboosevg6089 Рік тому

    -2.1million Fighters is insane

  • @sindeon
    @sindeon 5 місяців тому

    Thumbs up for the intro alone.

  • @Bentley-r1v
    @Bentley-r1v 11 місяців тому +1

    best joke in start

  • @aeris5142
    @aeris5142 2 роки тому +4

    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TOMMYKAY JOINS A NOOB GAME?

  • @electricxplorer
    @electricxplorer 2 роки тому

    Bro when ur lend leasing just click the button that sends all of them don't type the number in lmao

  • @paperbackwriter19
    @paperbackwriter19 2 роки тому +3

    DANKUS WAS INDEED INVITED TO A NOOB GAME

  • @paperbackwriter19
    @paperbackwriter19 2 роки тому +1

    SOMEBODY TELL DANKUS THAT I WANT TO INDULGE IN THAT

  • @cyketrik
    @cyketrik 2 роки тому +1

    “i’m gonna grind on my tank genital”

  • @WarsmithValeryain
    @WarsmithValeryain 2 роки тому +1

    Tbh these mods with insane factory count are meh. Any monkey can put 40x factories on a halfway decent medium chassis and do the same.
    Doing this in Ironman vanilla is truly impressive, but I guess not all of us like that playstyle.

  • @anoobnoduhgaming9416
    @anoobnoduhgaming9416 Рік тому +2

    How do you have so many factories?

  • @bubblebum7860
    @bubblebum7860 2 роки тому

    Dankus is one of the HOI4 players

  • @polizeifan5553
    @polizeifan5553 Рік тому

    Geil wie er immer olda sagt 😂

  • @chucanoris
    @chucanoris 2 роки тому +1

    Wtf was that fighter stockpile btw

  • @needtoknow6423
    @needtoknow6423 Рік тому +1

    Japan sounds a little bit sus...

  • @phq1526
    @phq1526 2 роки тому +1

    how tf did he deploy so many divisions at once and so quick? i'm new so

  • @elmaestro6561
    @elmaestro6561 Рік тому

    more important is: IST DAS ERLAUBT?

  • @patron3320
    @patron3320 2 роки тому

    dankus memecus you are a best hoi player . Like your dedication to win a game .

  • @Smiley1967
    @Smiley1967 2 роки тому

    did you noticed dankus is wiggeling his butt the whole time you can see his chair moving :D

  • @90Degrees_
    @90Degrees_ Рік тому

    Why does the spain player sound like a younger alex the rambler lol

  • @paperbackwriter19
    @paperbackwriter19 2 роки тому +3

    needless to say i enjoy watching it

  • @yeetyeet5079
    @yeetyeet5079 Рік тому

    Imagine if some other high level hoi4 player joins the same noob game as this guy

  • @Supergforce777
    @Supergforce777 2 роки тому

    Calls it before barb lmao

  • @WhereTheFunBegins
    @WhereTheFunBegins 2 роки тому

    Need some Italy content from dankus

  • @euplexia8674
    @euplexia8674 2 роки тому

    dankus have mercy on them please

  • @rabbit709animations
    @rabbit709animations Рік тому

    I got an anime war thunder advert somehow while watching this ;-;

  • @RanzSchwein
    @RanzSchwein 2 роки тому +1

    I love the accent and I love the content

  • @careernerd2135
    @careernerd2135 Рік тому

    Boss, you killed a child.

  • @czek5453
    @czek5453 2 роки тому +2

    DANKUS?

  • @jerecito6892
    @jerecito6892 2 роки тому

    Not Daddy Yankee remix on the background

  • @lukesmith8896
    @lukesmith8896 6 місяців тому

    "even greater hungary"

  • @Vutulu1
    @Vutulu1 Рік тому

    1:10😂

  • @truereaper4572
    @truereaper4572 2 роки тому +1

    I think Russia stood a chance at winning considering they had an ungodly amount of factories, shouldn't have called it.

  • @joshual9976
    @joshual9976 2 роки тому +1

    Best intro ever

  • @viridiscri9713
    @viridiscri9713 Рік тому +1

    How can you change leaders pictures? Is a mod or a DLC?

  • @Zalodowialy
    @Zalodowialy Рік тому

    me looking at this: is that Norway?

  • @cembabayigit6612
    @cembabayigit6612 Рік тому

    Leader of Luxembourg 💀☠️💀

  • @maverick4761
    @maverick4761 Рік тому

    why do i keep seeing Pro Hoi4 players and there always german on youtube

  • @Orthane
    @Orthane 2 роки тому +1

    *Hungarian-Polish Empire*

  • @octopusguy5648
    @octopusguy5648 2 роки тому +3

    so I copy pasted Tommy's video name from 2 years ago

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 2 роки тому +2

    Hey Dankus. I have a tactic I would love to know your opinions on. Not sure if it's been done before but it fies like this
    As Italy go for a Gibraltar invasion asap. Then go for a naval invasion of the French West Coastline.
    I've tried this in like 9 games and has worked well except once due to my bad micro. But in my experience the allies don't expect such an early invasion of Gibraltar. They also don't heavily guard the French Coastline.
    But this can lead to easy France cap

  • @wiggoER
    @wiggoER 2 роки тому

    Have you tried the fuwg mod? They host everyday with 30 players

  • @faf0
    @faf0 Рік тому

    even bokoen games are noob games with dankus

  • @nopls2078
    @nopls2078 2 роки тому

    when is the spain video from stream few days ago

  • @whirsch
    @whirsch 2 роки тому +2

    Read the title and thought you joined a Bokoen1 server.