Wait some people didn’t know the can opener is supposed to go on the top of the can? I didn’t even know you could open a can with the can opener sideways.
Same. People looked at me and told me I was using it wrong. Meanwhile I was thinking to myself "well who's the dumbass who got his finger cut opened a few times by the lid?"
For the flies one I legitimately have always been able to just catch flies in my hand, the reason they get away when you swat at them isn't because they're faster than you, it's because the motion of your hand creates a cushion of air that pushes them out of the way. This is why flyswatters are honeycombed like they are, to allow the air to pass through.
“It is impossible to touch the palm of your hand to your shoulder” Me: *touch’s my right shoulder with the palm of my left hand* “I am four parallel universes ahead of you”
For the love stuff, I actually just like looking at my surroundings but I end up making eye contact with people and I am a fearer of eye contact. I also am afraid of judgement so if someone I think positively of walks into a room I’m gonna make sure I loook ok, and I stutter and am anxious all the time
the can opener thingy I kind of dangerous. You could get bits of metal in your food and the sharp edge could cut you, instead use the can opener the other way and use a spoon to lift the lid.
9:13 omg she really just gave her self paper cuts for this video.
The dedication is everything!
*they *themself
@@_baby.firefly_ 😐
24:29 I’d better be dead!
@Fire_Drop mhm.
@Strawberry_cow There was no reason to correct the pronouns because she doesn’t only go by they/them
MAD respect for Jayus! she literally just gave herself 4 papercuts. I SALUTE
Salute*
@@danielsmith8264 *Smith
@@maysdiariess yes well done that's how to spell Smith
that was painful to watch
I don’t really have ANY respect for Jayus because
1- their racist
2-their ablest
I love how Mattie is just chilling with astro on her
“All I heard was vodka” lol that got me
Vodka.... MOTHER RUSHA
Vodka in my country vodka is The only thing children and parents drink. Jk i’m American yeah woo Merica frick yeah
🤣🤣
"And idk, see if something happens between us or something"
Mattie: **Angry relationship noises**
Wait some people didn’t know the can opener is supposed to go on the top of the can? I didn’t even know you could open a can with the can opener sideways.
no? i learned that like a month ago
ive always done it sideways lol
ikr
@@sommeredwards2833 same
Same. People looked at me and told me I was using it wrong. Meanwhile I was thinking to myself "well who's the dumbass who got his finger cut opened a few times by the lid?"
I respect her even more, SHE GAVE HERSELF 4 PAPERCUTSS!
1:56
Jayus: It's impossible to touch the palm of your hand to your shoulder
Me: *touchs palm of hand to shoulder*
Same
put the left/right palm to the right/left shoulder omg i did it totally
@@IndieaRose I did but not as you told
@@IndieaRose I did but not as you told
Any one get so triggered watching her give herself paper cuts? Like **Stop it! Jay! It’s not worth it!**
I felt pain
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
YESSS
*themself
@@_baby.firefly_ ?
It’s summer where I live so the fact that I know how to reset my sleep schedule is a miracle
2:00 omg that outfit looks WAY TO GOOD ON YOU JAYUS
For the flies one I legitimately have always been able to just catch flies in my hand, the reason they get away when you swat at them isn't because they're faster than you, it's because the motion of your hand creates a cushion of air that pushes them out of the way. This is why flyswatters are honeycombed like they are, to allow the air to pass through.
"It's impossible to touch the palm of your hand to your shoulder" Are you SURE about that? Is it a meme? I rub my shoulders like that all the time.
ikr
Impossible for me since I don't have palms
I can do it
It’s pretty easy for me
She means like with your left hand touch your left shoulder with your palm. I guess if you have long arms you can do it
Fun fact: this whole entire video will teach you more than 12 years of school
2:09
Everyone else: that's true
Blind person: 😅
3:38 was that Maddie
Also that coffee thing I actually gaged 🤣🤣🤣
“It is impossible to touch the palm of your hand to your shoulder”
Me: *touch’s my right shoulder with the palm of my left hand*
“I am four parallel universes ahead of you”
That not what she meant
now i know why i sneeze when i look near the sun!
jayus is adorable i love them 🥰🥰
I just want to say, she looks so pretty with her hair in a ponytail
11:07 Bro got muted by the teacher while presenting
Wow. She’s smart these are great!
not to be that person but it's they
@@videopublished i mean they did get their pronouns wrong
I just touched my palm to my shoulder
O M G for the crush one my crush we touched hands 😱🥰😊
MAD respect for Jayus! she literally just gave herself 4 papercuts. I SULUTE
Bro shut up this is a copy ll. 😑
*they
@@_baby.firefly_ ?
Bella: “but I don’t know any to be rude.”
Literally her as she says that: *SITTING ON THE COUNTER*
I'm tearing up, she gave herself paper cuts, OWW
She is like a queen👑👸
Unless you want it to... That got me 🤣🤣🤣
For the love stuff, I actually just like looking at my surroundings but I end up making eye contact with people and I am a fearer of eye contact. I also am afraid of judgement so if someone I think positively of walks into a room I’m gonna make sure I loook ok, and I stutter and am anxious all the time
The paper cuts ahh no🤚😖
2:20 I sometimes stare and don't realise so thats my reason for that 🤣👍
People have pointed out that you'll get matches, but the people that actually dig you could accidentally turn you down.
OML THE WAY SHE GAVE HERSELF THE PAPER CUTS BETWEEN THE FINGERS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
the coffee thing with roaches just freaked me out because i just drank coffee
You guys are so lucky to have each other. Stay together and never seperate.☺️
the can opener thingy I kind of dangerous. You could get bits of metal in your food and the sharp edge could cut you, instead use the can opener the other way and use a spoon to lift the lid.
9:11 HOW CAN SHE JUST GIVE HERSELF A PAPERCUT
17:00 Yeah that was VRChat for me in a nutshell. I used to be shy as hell, but it helped me a lot.
Rip to this blessed soul for getting 4 paper cuts.
I love the coffee one😂😂
I love you videos
Same
Same and I love how you say you instead of your
Happy video sounds*
Who’s “videos?”
@@ajhundred8696 isn't actually whose?
HELP IM DYING THE PAPERCUTS I am cringing so bad rn sos
I happen to be one of those cold showerers
8:05 All Airsofters and Reenactors surely know this hack! :)
The fact that she gave herself paper cuts for us
Oh my gosh i was flinching when she got papercuts
Wood is not hydrophobic it does absorb water and it will not stop the pot from boiling over.
Jayus givin herself a paper cut gives me anxiety 😃
“You can’t touch the palm of your hand to your shoulder, no matter how hard you try!”
Me: *touches left hand’s palm to right shoulder* 😎😎😎
69420 iq
She literally knows everything
This person is legendary
2:03 really? What about blackwhite? Huh?
When Jayus sneezed I said “Bless you” by accident lol
My siblings looked at me funny
:Its impossible to touch your palm to your shoulder
Me:takes opposite hand on opposite shoulder
bro her eyes are so pretty
Fun fact: Mom hamsters actually also eat their babies if stressed out. So far as I know now, hamster and rabbits do it
I CAN ALMOST TOUCH MY PALM TO MY Shoulder!!!!!!!!!!!
2:37 I just do that stuff for no reason or I will be annoyed for the rest of the day!.
Man I remember how excited I was when she replied to me
12:17 THE SQUEEK IS EVERYTHING
I use the gagging one for when im brushing my teeth lol
4:14 Why tf is that *SO* relatable?
This was fabulous! I learned so much today. Thank you so much.
1:56 "did you know it is impossible to touch your palm to your shoulder?
Me, an intellectual: *touches my right hand palm to my left shoulder*
BRO THAT TIKTOK OF HER "ACCIDENTLY" GETTING PAPERCUTS. THAT MADE ME SCARED. SHE GOT SOME SOME MAD CONFIDENCE AND STRENGTH.
I can’t with the paper cut- JUST LIKE NOO-
who else started singing "just a spoon full of sugar help the medicine go down" when Bella said oh eat this spoon full of sugar. like if you did
thank you Fun Time
Also for the plane one you can sue the airport for the plane crashing so they technically want you to die so you don’t sue them
The paper cut one 💀
That bamboo looks hella smooth tho Fr.
Bro my breath smells like expired green tea boba 😂
The one at 1:56.……HER OUTFIT WAS SO GOOD I AM DEFINITELY NOT JEALOUS THAT I DON’T HAVE SUCH GOOD CLOTHES
The Lockness monster I learned in school
Ha! The coffee one can't affect me! We make our own coffee! :D
7:07 killed me
9:10 Bro you just defeated Saiki Kusuo with that energy
3:28 in England we just open a can by grab the thing on top and pulling with our hands. You Americans are weird. ❤️
true
We can, I didn’t even know lol
9:57 broo this one had me thinkingggg
Bro literally gave themselves paper cuts
Jayus:and I'm on the app so maybe we'll be a match!
The simps: Downloads Immediately
😂😂😂😂
I can literally touch my palms to my shoulders
I actually did the "squeegee" thing for years lol
9:00 Who is him😂😅he looks funny and friendly too
“If i cant afford it twice then i cant afford it at all” welp i cant buy a house now
She is so helpful!😁
When I get a paper cut I bleed to death
Me: *walks into band room* heyy if isn’t my 6 favorite people
We’ll see what happens either today or Thursday or Friday!
We always waits for your videos. You're the best👍💯 Jayous. How did you get that name?
THE ADHD ONE IS SO RELATABLE
Dang she really got paper cuts for us lol one of a kind I would never also I think the honey one worked better than the rest.
My fave color is blu and blac
SHE LITERALLY GAVE HERSELF PAPER CUTS
*DEDICATION*
Jayus is like 5 minute crafts if they were actually useful
2:34 and if you have a stutter or a speech impediment???
Damn, she gave herself two papercuts for us. Damn.
Nope, four.
Yeah, fr
the paper cuts one triggerd me so hard
13:07 seriously, is jayus asking for help?
Why do I cry when I see other people cry?
It hurt me when she gave herself 4 PAPER CUTS 😩