Missions: Abu sufian - Internal Affair CIA in LV Day 5 (1:48) yo g - FBI Operazione Droga (8:13) SmashmanplaysMC - Welcome Home (10:18) Ristar101 and his bud Ezekiel - Get Psycho (14:00) unnamed - Girls vs Workers (16:53) FiJunk And Americanow - Atentado Terrorista (18:34) The Hunter - Sacra Corona Unita Family (21:06) kowal3 - Call of Duty Mission Hunter Killer (29:04) Evan - Jump (34:50) CJ248 - Naczelnik z Chinatown (49:56) Zombie - Madd Doggs Party (56:46) Kill List: Pulaski (11:19) Pulaski Once And For All (12:32) Wszystkich (30:03) Tego Twardego Ruska (31:40) Wszystkich Sam (32:20) naczelnika (51:59) em and save Madd Dogg (58:50) Trivia: Josh was correct at 8:13 where he noted that no mission in the previous episode was non-English. I didn't put it as trivia then because I thought he activated an 'English Only' setting or something. I want a mission where every subject of a Thing vs Thing mission faces off in one big brawl.
it actually does remotely make sense. we get by with the stable things in our lives, the things that "hold." as long as it stays in one piece, we can count on it. it's almost to the same effect of "if it isn't broke don't fix it"
i love how the farming mission was giving directions in the mission like there was a narrator "It enters inside the Auto" "Gone to the Job" "It turns on the engine of the tractor"
It's always really adorable when the DYOM mission's created by someone whose understanding of the plot of SA begins and ends at "The Ballas are bad and Big Smoke betrays you"
@@richardtickler8555 Same. I didn't know English and didn't know there are missions in the game. I would try to get to "N" from the minimap, I remember traveling through the countryside for hours in the direction of "N" . Killing cops was most fun activity especially at those Xmas tree statue things in LS because cops would keep running at you and drown. When I discovered that you can roll in the game while aiming SMG I started imagining my own missions that was before DYOM even existed I would drive around jump out of the car assassinate pedestrians and shoot invisible enemies
I think it was pretty popular in central and southern America but people would get bootleg copies that were either in English or translated very amateurishly, so combine that with children playing it and it's not exactly surprising lots didn't get much story out of it
24:42 I recently lost my mom to cancer, so it's been fucking hard for me, this is one of the first times I actually laughed out loud in the past few months. thanks josh
22:15 in Italian "salt" is "sale", which is also the third person singular of the verb salire, to go up/get on. This is surprisingly funny and sophisticated, looks like some kind of experimental poetry which plays on homonyms of other languages
@@CrashFan03 That mission used old google translate which would make a word for word translation from italian to english instead of looking at the whole sentence, that's why it doesn't make sense.
Josh, you should consider racing other people in DYOM to see who gets a better score or even do a bingo of common tropes. It would be really fun. It reads the comment.
You'd be surprised how many things you can climb, and even climb into and possibly get stuck inside a building. It's still a good mechanic it sows the field
I'm noticing a pattern where most of the mission creators don't know which color on the cop cars is primary and which is secondary, so they're all inverted like the Enforcer at 11:28
@@clem-hk2di I don’t know, but it’s crazy honestly. Or it’s just pupils in school don’t learn anything out of the UK, so they don’t have any clue other cultures exist 😊
@@tamburash1362 that's what I thought too, he doesn't know shit about any other languages, but even if you only know English how the fuck you can read Guiseppe as Goopsie? "s" is before "p's" and he's missing "i" that's why I wonder if he's dyslexic ooor he just said to himself "fuck this word, I'm gonna mess up on purpose for fun"
1:06 These trees only have collision in the shape of a pole, when they start spreading with branches and such dont have collision thus you can stand on top of them
Everyone: Giuseppe Donelli Joshimuz: Gupsy Dolly Funnily enough that mission is probably made by an italian, but he translated literally word by word that's why it doesn't make much sense i think, as an italian you can try to translate it back and understand the original meaning of the phrase.
FYI if you fall on a car you don't take damage (or very minor damage as far as i remember). you could bring a car at the spot where they fall and they wouldn't die EDIT: To everyone denying this, I have just uploaded a demonstration video on my channel.
its not true but it could work if you put some really boxy cars in a precise spot where they would slide on cars collisions instead of hitting cars head on. that would remove all of the fall damage. probably TAS only strat
@@unbindall2955 I'm pretty positive I had multiple instances in los santos where i fell from a skyscraper directly on a car roof (that is being driven by an npc) and survived the fall. I'll make sure to verify this soon and reply back
@@unbindall2955 I have just retested it, and as I already said, it's true. People just like to instantly deny things that seem 99% false to them, without actually testing it. I have looked on google and no one seemed to have found out about this 'glitch', so I guess I'm the one who discovered it x) I'll record a video shortly and upload it
When people make a dyom mission they're suppose to have the actors in interiors or in cutscenes disabled after the cutscene and interior is not being used. They clearly forgot to do that on the madd dogg mission.
I made a super weird mission a long time ago cause I was bored and it's like one of the worst but also hilarious missions. In the mission, CJ says that he's hungry. So you have to get on his bike and then go to The pizzeria and then CJ eats food there and then goes back to grove, then when he gets off the bike, he says: IM STILL HUNGGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. And Then he proceeds to die. And then when the mission is over you just see your own dead body and the mission gets failed because you're dead.
I think you've just about visited every cemetery in SA during DYOM runs! You almost certainly visited the one in LS, you've been to the one in Las Brujas and even been to Confessions drive-thru. After Opposition Memorial in this run, the only one that remains is an unfinished cemetery in Las Barrancas. Good luck!
33:30 Josh you should consider trying to learn how to control the recoil of some guns in this game, they have a circle pattern which is pretty simple to follow if you try to learn it, I know these missions are for fun but it'd be nice if you could try to control it, faster kills than simply bursting;
I think Lure, Photo Opportunity & that one where you follow the train are probably the longest drive? The last one more so if you don't know you can take the train rather than follow it.
Girls vs Workers translation since it's Serbian again lol Stisni F9 da udjes u auto= Press F9 to get in the car (yup) Ubij sve budale= Kill all the fools Prati crnu= Follow the black ?? ( no clue what it refers to either)
Too often josh is like "What you can do that???" Josh is such a pro in this game but still knows so little. Its amazing how much more i know about this game but i still can't speedrun. I guess your brain capacity goes either into speedrunning or random facts
The effect is tied to the camera, so the faster object moves ON SCREEN (not in 3D space), the longer are sparks. And when camera does sudden movements like on the video this happens
I forgot if you aren't on exact height for CJ to auto climb you need to press jump adittionaly for him to latch on, i believe that works but im not entirely sure on top of my head. EDIT: On yellow cars i think Infernus can be yellow, i think Races also have more varied colors. And if you wanna count it the random NRG spawn can be Yellow/Dark Gray.
Missions:
Abu sufian - Internal Affair CIA in LV Day 5 (1:48)
yo g - FBI Operazione Droga (8:13)
SmashmanplaysMC - Welcome Home (10:18)
Ristar101 and his bud Ezekiel - Get Psycho (14:00)
unnamed - Girls vs Workers (16:53)
FiJunk And Americanow - Atentado Terrorista (18:34)
The Hunter - Sacra Corona Unita Family (21:06)
kowal3 - Call of Duty Mission Hunter Killer (29:04)
Evan - Jump (34:50)
CJ248 - Naczelnik z Chinatown (49:56)
Zombie - Madd Doggs Party (56:46)
Kill List:
Pulaski (11:19)
Pulaski Once And For All (12:32)
Wszystkich (30:03)
Tego Twardego Ruska (31:40)
Wszystkich Sam (32:20)
naczelnika (51:59)
em and save Madd Dogg (58:50)
Trivia:
Josh was correct at 8:13 where he noted that no mission in the previous episode was non-English. I didn't put it as trivia then because I thought he activated an 'English Only' setting or something.
I want a mission where every subject of a Thing vs Thing mission faces off in one big brawl.
I live For The trivia in GTA wiki's, so im looking Forward to your up coming comments And their trivia sections, no pressure 😏
Thanks for all the timestamps & trivia Garrus!
Thank you for this!
A wise man once said: Each gets by with what holds.
words to live by...
It likes this wisdom. Words near live
Horses don't die when dogs want.
@@imadrifter did you mean "it feels that"
it actually does remotely make sense. we get by with the stable things in our lives, the things that "hold." as long as it stays in one piece, we can count on it. it's almost to the same effect of "if it isn't broke don't fix it"
i love how the farming mission was giving directions in the mission like there was a narrator
"It enters inside the Auto"
"Gone to the Job"
"It turns on the engine of the tractor"
It rubs the lotion on it's skin
The Stanley Parable but it's GTA:SA. :")
It sows the Field
Joshimuz was the real narrator
It sows the field
It's always really adorable when the DYOM mission's created by someone whose understanding of the plot of SA begins and ends at "The Ballas are bad and Big Smoke betrays you"
That's the plot
@@RandyOrlok didnt know there was plot. Knew very little english when playing the first time round. Just caused mayham and cheated a lot
@@richardtickler8555 Same. I didn't know English and didn't know there are missions in the game. I would try to get to "N" from the minimap, I remember traveling through the countryside for hours in the direction of "N" . Killing cops was most fun activity especially at those Xmas tree statue things in LS because cops would keep running at you and drown. When I discovered that you can roll in the game while aiming SMG I started imagining my own missions that was before DYOM even existed I would drive around jump out of the car assassinate pedestrians and shoot invisible enemies
@@RandyOrlok Tenpenny, the drug buisness, CJ's mom's death... Isn't that also the main plot of GTA SA?
I think it was pretty popular in central and southern America but people would get bootleg copies that were either in English or translated very amateurishly, so combine that with children playing it and it's not exactly surprising lots didn't get much story out of it
Pronouncing Giuseppe as "Goopsie" was the best thing here
24:42 I recently lost my mom to cancer, so it's been fucking hard for me, this is one of the first times I actually laughed out loud in the past few months. thanks josh
I'm glad I could help, shits tough, keep finding happiness
@@Joshimuz each gets by with what holds
22:15 in Italian "salt" is "sale", which is also the third person singular of the verb salire, to go up/get on. This is surprisingly funny and sophisticated, looks like some kind of experimental poetry which plays on homonyms of other languages
lmfao
It engages in experimental poetry.
so i guess that means they google translated italian to english?
@@CrashFan03 That mission used old google translate which would make a word for word translation from italian to english instead of looking at the whole sentence, that's why it doesn't make sense.
The way he pronounce Giuseppe make the nonsense even funnier lmaoo
Josh, you should consider racing other people in DYOM to see who gets a better score or even do a bingo of common tropes. It would be really fun.
It reads the comment.
ye
It likes this comment.
It would be best if they were able to do the same dYom missions because it would be too random with The Who gets better missions than others.
Maybe a curated selection for a ESA race. Still random for the runners but just banger/fun weird missions
49:30 the way he just walks off makes me laugh.
love these DYOM videos, they always brighten up my day
THEY ALWAYS SOW MY FIELDS
1:05:48 this certainly is one of my top 5 Joshimuz moments ever
W H A T ? !
Fly to Groove Street
imagine if this was with the ANDROMADA
You'd be surprised how many things you can climb, and even climb into and possibly get stuck inside a building. It's still a good mechanic
it sows the field
im under the impression that the parkour of SA is more advanced than the one in V (aside from the fact you can climb vertical ladders in V, that is)
You and i joined youtube on the exact same day and year
The "it sows the field" mission had me crying from laughter like I haven't since a while ago, bless you Josh.
Hey just finished with my ESA trip, kinda, sorry I've been absent from the comments for the past week
It arrived home.
20:56 this mission has the worst english we've seen in these runs so far
I'm noticing a pattern where most of the mission creators don't know which color on the cop cars is primary and which is secondary, so they're all inverted like the Enforcer at 11:28
SURPRISE BRAIN STROKE!
21:06 so this is what a second person shooter looks like
That "Fly to Groove Street" at the end had me crying from laughter.
Your DYOM runs are the only 1h long videos I'll always watch through in one sitting
It assassins the creed in 1994
3 episodes in less than 1 week. THANK YOU VERY MUCH JOSHIMUZ FOR THE INFINITE ENTERTEINAMENT!
when william said "calm, each gets by with what holds" it hit me hard…
I love how you call Giuseppe "Guipsi" 😆
Lmao, the greatest part of the run hahahhaha Goopsie :D
is he dyslexic?
@@clem-hk2di I don’t know, but it’s crazy honestly. Or it’s just pupils in school don’t learn anything out of the UK, so they don’t have any clue other cultures exist 😊
@@tamburash1362 that's what I thought too, he doesn't know shit about any other languages, but even if you only know English how the fuck you can read Guiseppe as Goopsie? "s" is before "p's" and he's missing "i" that's why I wonder if he's dyslexic ooor he just said to himself "fuck this word, I'm gonna mess up on purpose for fun"
@@clem-hk2di who knows. Somehow tragic to see our languages slaughtered in a twitch stream. 😁
1:06 These trees only have collision in the shape of a pole, when they start spreading with branches and such dont have collision thus you can stand on top of them
Everyone: Giuseppe Donelli
Joshimuz: Gupsy Dolly
Funnily enough that mission is probably made by an italian, but he translated literally word by word that's why it doesn't make much sense i think, as an italian you can try to translate it back and understand the original meaning of the phrase.
Man I love this series. It's such a hilarious thing to watch and I doubt we'll run out of DYOMs any time soon.
It sows the field.
FYI if you fall on a car you don't take damage (or very minor damage as far as i remember). you could bring a car at the spot where they fall and they wouldn't die
EDIT: To everyone denying this, I have just uploaded a demonstration video on my channel.
Thats just not true lmao
@@Jellow128 have you even tried it -_-? jump from a high building and land on a car, rather than just replying based on your opinion
its not true but it could work if you put some really boxy cars in a precise spot where they would slide on cars collisions instead of hitting cars head on. that would remove all of the fall damage. probably TAS only strat
@@unbindall2955 I'm pretty positive I had multiple instances in los santos where i fell from a skyscraper directly on a car roof (that is being driven by an npc) and survived the fall. I'll make sure to verify this soon and reply back
@@unbindall2955 I have just retested it, and as I already said, it's true. People just like to instantly deny things that seem 99% false to them, without actually testing it. I have looked on google and no one seemed to have found out about this 'glitch', so I guess I'm the one who discovered it x) I'll record a video shortly and upload it
Nobody:
Josh: excuse me, comin' thru, beep beep
26:28 when the thiccest anime girl gets off her chair in hot summer with no AC on
It gives a thumb up and leaves a comment.
assassin's creed 1994
w
@@MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay big
@@3bdelrahman99 Kill The Person
assassin's creed 1994
Never gets old.
It has the stroke.
14:07 15.00 pm lol
When people make a dyom mission they're suppose to have the actors in interiors or in cutscenes disabled after the cutscene and interior is not being used. They clearly forgot to do that on the madd dogg mission.
He clearly forgot to test his mission
@@scoutosmanos Talk about a lazy designer. lol
It watches the video of Josh UA-cams channel
I love the way you pronounce Giuseppe. Makes the nonsense even more funny lmao
Glad you still doing these videos!!
11:01 Like how there's just one SWAT member constantly crouching.
Gotta love my boy Giuseppe, it is a good mechanic and ALSO sows the field
goopsy*
It watches The Joshimuz Video
SALTS FROM BEHIND
"Goopsy" oh God my sides
Goopsy sows the field
I made a super weird mission a long time ago cause I was bored and it's like one of the worst but also hilarious missions. In the mission, CJ says that he's hungry. So you have to get on his bike and then go to The pizzeria and then CJ eats food there and then goes back to grove, then when he gets off the bike, he says: IM STILL HUNGGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. And Then he proceeds to die. And then when the mission is over you just see your own dead body and the mission gets failed because you're dead.
Holy moly. Great timing. Thank you for upload
I think you've just about visited every cemetery in SA during DYOM runs!
You almost certainly visited the one in LS, you've been to the one in Las Brujas and even been to Confessions drive-thru. After Opposition Memorial in this run, the only one that remains is an unfinished cemetery in Las Barrancas. Good luck!
36:06 KARMA hits hard😉
it sows the field mission is HILARIOUS
Great video as always Josh
"Fly to groove street" lost my shit right there 😂
Gone to the Job
1:00 it is really funny how us the people that have been playing this game for so long get VERY surprised when we find out things we never seen before
It speedruns the mission or else it gets the hose again.
Goopsy
The birth of the It meme
That intro is the beginnibg of Joshimuz's San Andreas Facts and Glitches series.
Love this series, keep up josh
56:43 +2137 respect - that's some Jean Paul joke right there heheheh
33:30 Josh you should consider trying to learn how to control the recoil of some guns in this game, they have a circle pattern which is pretty simple to follow if you try to learn it, I know these missions are for fun but it'd be nice if you could try to control it, faster kills than simply bursting;
1:05:50 laughing my ass off
Those gravestones resemble the bullworth logo a little bit, too
Hey josh, as other people suggested a DYOM bingo stream would be hilarious
I think Lure, Photo Opportunity & that one where you follow the train are probably the longest drive? The last one more so if you don't know you can take the train rather than follow it.
Lure is nothing compared to the other two
I'm curious how many OG KZ_Frew fans are impatiently awaiting the epic DYOM mission "Caggpe"
(for context: clips.twitch.tv/OnerousAbstemiousTrollSoBayed?lang=cs)
@@kadhemchaabene318 omg i was looking for that clip for months thank you man you’re awesome.
@@oxymoronic-ephiphanies Same here, been also looking for the clip where he discovers he's colorblind, I wish those videos weren't taken down
Oh hey thanks Josh for uploading your runs here on UA-cam
cohesion and coherence has left the chat
it comments the video
As someone who has played DYOM missions (and even made some, though most were poorly made), I really recommend playing Codename Zulu.
it puts the tractor in the shed or else it sows the field again
*IT SOWS THE FIELD*
Damn I was just thinking about a new episode 😳 hell yeah!
The last minutes of the stream are gold
it goes bum !
Girls vs Workers translation since it's Serbian again lol
Stisni F9 da udjes u auto= Press F9 to get in the car (yup)
Ubij sve budale= Kill all the fools
Prati crnu= Follow the black ?? ( no clue what it refers to either)
Too often josh is like "What you can do that???" Josh is such a pro in this game but still knows so little. Its amazing how much more i know about this game but i still can't speedrun. I guess your brain capacity goes either into speedrunning or random facts
True. Speedrunners are SAMP dm players have total different levels of technical knowledge while putting the same amount of time into the game.
a lot of speedrunners take on the Sherlock Holmes mentality; they only care to know exactly what they need to know to reach their goals
Hey Joshimuz, maybe organize a DYOM creation contest? You'd play and rate missions created by your fans.
nostalgia
6:32 Photo Opportunity
I always wonder if the people who designed these missions ever watched Joshimuz's DYOM runs. I'm curious to hear their reactions.
A few people sometimes say they made the missions when they were like 13 and barely understood English, which seems accurate
@@Joshimuz Not sure if i should be surprised by the fact that the majorities who made DYOMs are 9y olds and such
Perhaps i should ask why
god its like 1am why am i practicing genocide against my own neurons again😭😭
It sows the field
When is Josh going to play the Driver series
3:52 didn't that collision spark (or whatever you call it) look kind of weird?
The effect is tied to the camera, so the faster object moves ON SCREEN (not in 3D space), the longer are sparks. And when camera does sudden movements like on the video this happens
@@captain_n00by interesting
14:44 Jesus fuck what was that Deagle loaded with
The parkour one is pretty cool
I forgot if you aren't on exact height for CJ to auto climb you need to press jump adittionaly for him to latch on, i believe that works but im not entirely sure on top of my head.
EDIT: On yellow cars i think Infernus can be yellow, i think Races also have more varied colors. And if you wanna count it the random NRG spawn can be Yellow/Dark Gray.
1:05:49 :3
Goobsie
i sow the field and it sows the fild
*What Is Happening*
- *Josh E Muz*
Next speed run needs to be it sows the field %.
best it was the mission, it sows the field
what's the song he hums while driving?
Well at least I tried with you "Joshimuz"😅
It puts the lotion in the basket
helly yeah
Click 1:05:53 for Josh starjng into your soul
Does Giuseppe-speak count as breaking rule 2?