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  • Ideal for Halloween, this "horrible hand" ham and cheese board will be the life (or death?) of your party. This exceptionally creepy skinned hand is easy to make, and the cheese spread inside can be customized in countless ways. Fake blood and dagger sold separately. Enjoy!
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  • @vihta545
    @vihta545 10 місяців тому +494

    The way he leaves the middle finger till the end 😀 Gotta love Chef John.

    • @LindseyLouWho
      @LindseyLouWho 10 місяців тому +22

      He's likely the only UA-cam I'd happily allow to flip me the bird, because we know the bird he's flipping is likely cheese-filled, yummy insults! :)

    • @greencanofbeer
      @greencanofbeer 10 місяців тому +39

      "to all the haters out there" ... perfect timing. TY Chef!

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 10 місяців тому +10

      @@greencanofbeer "Talk to the hand"

    • @janetclark8754
      @janetclark8754 10 місяців тому +4

      yup, I am laughing over here!!!!!

    • @rbu2136
      @rbu2136 10 місяців тому +2

      This was awesome!

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 10 місяців тому +351

    My sister is a cake artist. She also works in the medical field. One year she made an anatomically correct heart cake. Disgusting but interesting.

    • @lovewillwinnn
      @lovewillwinnn 10 місяців тому +4

      🤢

    • @lovewillwinnn
      @lovewillwinnn 10 місяців тому +5

      Give me the ❤ shaped heart any day! 🍰

    • @MisfitsFiendClub138
      @MisfitsFiendClub138 10 місяців тому +8

      I worked for a lady whose friend gave her a homemade birthday cake in the form of a kitty litter box. Complete with box, litter, scoop and yes, edible cat poop 😱😂🐱🎂

    • @staceyinzinga-little5691
      @staceyinzinga-little5691 10 місяців тому +9

      Oh NEAT I wish you could share that picture. That sounds awesome I love A & P

    • @RRW_HomeGrown.Keto.Cookin
      @RRW_HomeGrown.Keto.Cookin 10 місяців тому +7

      Why disgusting? That's freaking cool, imo!

  • @several6589
    @several6589 10 місяців тому +126

    I’ve learned to love the corny Halloween recipes chef John posts every year

    • @mysteryachiever
      @mysteryachiever 10 місяців тому +6

      Are they candy corny recipes? 😂😂😂

  • @vkiperman
    @vkiperman 10 місяців тому +132

    I have to hand it to Chef John, he really has his finger on the pulse for the holidays. This is a really handy idea. Thanks for the pointer, Chef! Thumbs up! 👍

    • @loply4503
      @loply4503 10 місяців тому +5

      5 whole puns! Well done!

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 10 місяців тому +2

      @vkiperman see what you did there. Give 'em a "hand." 👏

  • @kinjunranger140
    @kinjunranger140 10 місяців тому +25

    Well done on the not-so-subtle ending Chef John.

  • @Confoundedjoe
    @Confoundedjoe 10 місяців тому +30

    Has Chef ever brought his cream cheese to room temp? 😆

  • @arwiviv
    @arwiviv 10 місяців тому +33

    Wow, This is certainly the best Halloween recipe/display Chef John has made....and his prior ones were all very good.

  • @ElizabethW62
    @ElizabethW62 10 місяців тому +35

    Hamd & cheese board. 😂 Thanks for sharing your recipes with us, Chef. You're the best!! 😊

  • @ashleylange6628
    @ashleylange6628 10 місяців тому +43

    I adore the annual scary food tradition.

  • @mkratzer21
    @mkratzer21 10 місяців тому +8

    That last part may have beaten the "Who cares? He's dead" bit in your Salisbury steak recipe as the hardest I've ever laughed during one of your videos

    • @stacyrynd7110
      @stacyrynd7110 10 місяців тому +1

      Off to look up the Salisbury steak video

    • @mkratzer21
      @mkratzer21 10 місяців тому

      @@stacyrynd7110 it's the part at the end where he is talking about the inventor of the dish. It's hilarious

  • @stacyrynd7110
    @stacyrynd7110 10 місяців тому +5

    I don’t know if I will get around to making this, but this was the funniest video I’ve seen on UA-cam in quite a while.

  • @lisaray9404
    @lisaray9404 10 місяців тому +41

    Chef John, you are truly the Michelangelo of cream cheese and ham. This is 'hands down' one of the most interesting cheese spreads I've ever seen. I think I will take a 'stab' at making this for Halloween, and maybe for my lunch bunch kids at school They'll scream over it!
    Thank you so much for the video and recipe! 😊💖🙏

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 10 місяців тому +1

      👏👏👏👏

    • @EarthNeedsHeroes
      @EarthNeedsHeroes 10 місяців тому +5

      You mean MichelHANDgelo?

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 10 місяців тому +1

      @@EarthNeedsHeroes oh, well done, you! 👏👏

    • @lisaray9404
      @lisaray9404 10 місяців тому +1

      @@EarthNeedsHeroes Oh yes!! I certainly meant that! Thank you for the correction! ☺

  • @proverbs2522
    @proverbs2522 10 місяців тому +8

    That is the best ending to a video I’ve ever seen! Yes talk to the hand, all you Halloween food haters out there!

  • @Woodlawn22
    @Woodlawn22 10 місяців тому +2

    I kept thinking "Holy Cow Chef John, slow down, save some for later" until you got to the middle finger. You fooled me!

  • @justwhistlinpixie
    @justwhistlinpixie 9 місяців тому +4

    Oh my lord, I made this yesterday for my Halloween party, and it was a huge hit, tasty and hideous. I used one tub of garlic and onion cream cheese and one regular one, and I added a little minced rosemary instead of parsley since that's what I had "on hand." The steps of chilling and cutting off the fingers is a must if you want it to look good. My guests were very impressed. I added extra lumps of filling on the knuckles for a more striking look. Also, I added a lot of extra sriracha on the stump of the wrist so guests could grab an extra swipe of spiciness if so inclined.

  • @randy-robindunn5431
    @randy-robindunn5431 10 місяців тому +18

    You have NO idea how much I needed this video today! Thank you!!! :)

  • @benjamin78987
    @benjamin78987 10 місяців тому +12

    You are the Ed Gein of your treats for Halloween

    • @donhancock332
      @donhancock332 10 місяців тому +4

      Donner party pot luck.

    • @ianfavreau9776
      @ianfavreau9776 10 місяців тому +1

      C’mon man, that’s in bad *taste*

  • @DonPandemoniac
    @DonPandemoniac 10 місяців тому +13

    That would be a great prop in a horror movie, with the benefit of giving the crew something to chew. Every Halloween you continue to impress me even more!

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 10 місяців тому

      Good idea @DonPandemoniac

  • @chrism237
    @chrism237 10 місяців тому +18

    Chef John is a national treasure! The Bob Ross of cooking!

  • @pssurvivor
    @pssurvivor 10 місяців тому +8

    that cheese hand was shockingly life like!

  • @davidconnolly7150
    @davidconnolly7150 10 місяців тому +8

    Hey, John.
    Next time, pipe the room temp. mixture into a latex- free kitchen glove before freezing.
    Place the frozen glove on spiked platform and remove glove with a razor.
    Quickly wrap it up like a meat Mummy before it thaws.
    Happy Halloween!🎃

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 10 місяців тому +18

    I’d love to hear Michelle‘s reaction to your Halloween recipes like this.

  • @sevenandthelittlestmew
    @sevenandthelittlestmew 10 місяців тому +10

    I love seeing Chef John’s Halloween recipes every year. We actually did the meatloaf a couple years ago, and it was hilarious!

  • @riuphane
    @riuphane 10 місяців тому +5

    That finisher was impeccable. Much appreciated!!

  • @cliffnelson1174
    @cliffnelson1174 10 місяців тому +18

    Mr. John....your seasonal awareness is off the hook.....this is way too cool....
    I believe it is one of your top ten culinary masterpieces

  • @michelleread247
    @michelleread247 10 місяців тому +4

    The Banshees of Inisherin! Great movie! Creepy hand Chef John, well done!

  • @marktanney3347
    @marktanney3347 10 місяців тому +4

    "Hands down" the best Halloween recipe on the net

  • @lauriehamilton2436
    @lauriehamilton2436 10 місяців тому +5

    Love you Chef John! As an ex-chef and ex-pastry chef, I always admire your creativity and attention to detail, this is so fun! Thanks for the idea!!!!

  • @Megadextrious
    @Megadextrious 10 місяців тому +2

    Chef John has haters?? Who in the world could hate him!? He gives us delightful videos of yummy food, and has the best puns/dad jokes.
    That’s just madness and I won’t hear any of it…..

  • @mmemagoo9835
    @mmemagoo9835 10 місяців тому +5

    Hilarious! Always the CCFO (Chief Chef of Food Online) and now you're also Chairman of the Board. Definitely a must for the party. Will be sitting right next to the devil's dentures and the ghost bones. (Will be serving with fingers pre-cut for added effect).

  • @w.rowechmura8414
    @w.rowechmura8414 10 місяців тому +5

    You know, I usually have no interest in “themed” food, but this looks both easy and fun. Thanks chef John. Once again you prove yourself a hand above the others. 🖐

  • @yuricorrea2491
    @yuricorrea2491 10 місяців тому +8

    Love your videos, Chef. Thanks!

  • @marykaras2353
    @marykaras2353 10 місяців тому +35

    Was that middle finger left there intentionally?🤔🤣❤️ Love it! I will be trying to make this for sure. 👻🎃👽☠️

    • @MichaelOnines
      @MichaelOnines 10 місяців тому +15

      "talk to the hand". Yeah, sounds quite intentional.

    • @brianhammer5107
      @brianhammer5107 10 місяців тому +5

      um, yeah ...

    • @janetgerney2094
      @janetgerney2094 10 місяців тому +5

      Chef John does nothing unintentionally! 😂

    • @_Rudi_666
      @_Rudi_666 10 місяців тому

      Well, if you wouldn´t know it was a hand, it looks a little strange to me. Could be a body part which is slightly more oriented to the south 🤣

    • @AngelaStone5678
      @AngelaStone5678 10 місяців тому

      Oh yes, very intentional and very very funny!❤

  • @kevinwagers9015
    @kevinwagers9015 10 місяців тому +2

    I made your scary meatloaf last year. This year this arm will go next to it. Awesome.

  • @auntrowdy7392
    @auntrowdy7392 10 місяців тому +4

    This is the best Hand and Cheese board ever!

  • @diananuttman8291
    @diananuttman8291 9 місяців тому

    I made this for my work potluck today and it stole the show! Not only was it visually appealing but it was delicious as well! I got plenty of compliments and requests for the recipe! Thanks, Chef John!

  • @diananuttman8291
    @diananuttman8291 9 місяців тому

    I made this for my work potluck today and it was a huge success! Not just visually satisfying but delicious as well! Thanks, Chef John!

  • @IsaMariaUu
    @IsaMariaUu 10 місяців тому +2

    I always look forward to your halloween recipes, John! It is the most fun holiday.

  • @roxanneswanson8305
    @roxanneswanson8305 10 місяців тому

    "Talk to the hand." Hysterical. Thanks for the laugh, Chef John!

  • @oh1yeah2
    @oh1yeah2 10 місяців тому +2

    Chef John, your halloween recipes are the best, I love entertaining guests for Halloween to freak them out with your creations 😂😂😂

  • @xevira
    @xevira 10 місяців тому +3

    Gotta hand it to Chef John for all the cheesy puns....

  • @walkingthevalley
    @walkingthevalley 10 місяців тому +1

    John, I've been tuning in ever since you told me I was the Bob Dole of my tuna casserole. And I think this is your best video yet.

  • @brianches5088
    @brianches5088 10 місяців тому

    Chef John, you're videos make me happy. Thank you!!

  • @jmarcos1008
    @jmarcos1008 10 місяців тому +2

    Very cool, I love it. Thank you.

  • @Filthylocks
    @Filthylocks 10 місяців тому +3

    you probably don't have to worry about the pencil marks! :) pencil "leads" are really just graphite (which is just carbon) and clay, nothing really toxic in there. granted, I guess it isn't exactly food grade, either... but it's probably fine LOL

  • @JordanKennedy
    @JordanKennedy 10 місяців тому +2

    I wasn't expecting a Banshees of Insherin reference, but this looks great

  • @Swim2TheMoon
    @Swim2TheMoon 10 місяців тому +2

    Chef, your humor never fails!

  • @zoekilling4977
    @zoekilling4977 10 місяців тому

    I have been watching you for years and not only did you get a theme that is spot-on awesome because I'm a huge fan of Halloween food decorating and the more macabre the better but also the ending with the finger... You are my hero! This is epic!! Thank you!! ❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @sherry2836
    @sherry2836 10 місяців тому +2

    As long as no one throws those fingers at your door you are still an interesting chef to watch!

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla 10 місяців тому +2

    I know the sriracha was just used for the blood, but I feel like this would benefit by using it in the cream cheese.

  • @rachelmartinez1786
    @rachelmartinez1786 10 місяців тому

    Oh Chef John! That ending was "hands down" the best I've seen.

  • @danfoster-hy8mo
    @danfoster-hy8mo 10 місяців тому +5

    You're fantastic John

  • @Berlynic
    @Berlynic 10 місяців тому

    This is so AWESOME!!!
    Thank you, Chef John!

  • @jodeeclarklompa852
    @jodeeclarklompa852 10 місяців тому

    Love, love, love you! This is brilliance.

  • @ewtam24
    @ewtam24 10 місяців тому

    This is great! Thank you! 🙏🏼

  • @matthewrick
    @matthewrick 10 місяців тому +1

    Great execution, solid construction tips, an an unmistakable bit of sign language to the haters at the end. Excellent!

  • @colleenschaefer5333
    @colleenschaefer5333 10 місяців тому

    Did you just flip me off, Chef? 😂😂😂LOL Great recipe! Can’t wait to try!

  • @susanparrott5175
    @susanparrott5175 10 місяців тому

    LOVE IT! Thank you ❤ Much love

  • @MarkLapasa
    @MarkLapasa 10 місяців тому

    Man - This is one of your best videos ever.

  • @raymondtucker312
    @raymondtucker312 10 місяців тому +1

    Awesome! Love it!

  • @madokag7410
    @madokag7410 10 місяців тому

    That was awesome! I have to try it!

  • @bendy6626
    @bendy6626 10 місяців тому +2

    Chef John missed his alternative career as a sculptor 😁

  • @eldjibheryr3546
    @eldjibheryr3546 10 місяців тому +1

    this is hands down my favorite thing you've ever made.

  • @jayroyce2002
    @jayroyce2002 10 місяців тому

    This is AWESOME!!! One year I did a meatloaf foot. Never has a coating of caramelized ketchup been more appropriate.

  • @MrMattDat
    @MrMattDat 10 місяців тому

    Oh, this is just awesome!!

  • @debbiezullo7056
    @debbiezullo7056 10 місяців тому

    This is a great idea/recipe! Thank you John.❤

  • @bial12345
    @bial12345 8 місяців тому +1

    Little tip if you want to make this a lot easier. Put the cheese spread into a piping bag/plastic bag, cut off the tip and just pipe it out into the hand shape. A lot less messy than having to finagle each little scoop with your fingers.

  • @maryk8509
    @maryk8509 9 місяців тому

    Making it now! Thank you for this great idea for Halloween!

  • @bebebutterfield7699
    @bebebutterfield7699 10 місяців тому

    I love this! So creative John.

  • @joeyhardin1288
    @joeyhardin1288 10 місяців тому

    Thank you. Wonderful! God Bless and stay safe.

  • @MrSCOTTtheSCOT
    @MrSCOTTtheSCOT 10 місяців тому +4

    That's so terrible , its brilliant.

  • @ICONICMUSIC
    @ICONICMUSIC 10 місяців тому

    This may have been the best episode ever, bravo sir

  • @richporter3776
    @richporter3776 10 місяців тому

    That is simply awesome

  • @Gigimamapa5
    @Gigimamapa5 10 місяців тому

    Great idea. I’ve got to try it.

  • @pauldacus4590
    @pauldacus4590 10 місяців тому +2

    Ahhh... this takes me back to my early days as a fine, young cannibal.

  • @jeffkukkee
    @jeffkukkee 10 місяців тому

    Terrifying and Delicious!!
    Love it!!

  • @larzvanhellsing2048
    @larzvanhellsing2048 10 місяців тому

    I choked on my coffee while laughing after watching the end of this video, you're the best Chef John😂🤘

  • @ChiliPepperMadness
    @ChiliPepperMadness 10 місяців тому

    What a fun recipe idea!

  • @onumaytuu
    @onumaytuu 10 місяців тому

    Great idea ! Looks terrific .

  • @saltycrow
    @saltycrow 10 місяців тому +1

    Chef John, you always have THE BEST edible Halloween Decorations. Still lovin the Mummy Meatloaf. Don’t ever stop👍🏼❤️😋

  • @xxPenjoxx
    @xxPenjoxx 10 місяців тому

    amazing stuff Chef John. I've never tried making a Halloween dish but this looks like one to certainly try out.

  • @dollieloveheart
    @dollieloveheart 9 місяців тому +1

    Made this for a Halloween party!! Thank youuuu

  • @jackswicegoodiii9227
    @jackswicegoodiii9227 10 місяців тому

    I love it! I'm going to add pickles. Very clever!!

  • @freesoul2346
    @freesoul2346 10 місяців тому

    Love it!!

  • @allysencallerymusic
    @allysencallerymusic 10 місяців тому +1

    LOL you ROCK Chef John!! Love this so much 😂❤✋

  • @sonialegault8673
    @sonialegault8673 10 місяців тому

    You did a great job of this for sure

  • @coffeeandscarves
    @coffeeandscarves 2 місяці тому

    That's incredible! It really does look like a hand

  • @brograb898
    @brograb898 10 місяців тому +1

    “The ability to make fake thumbs out of cheese and ham is what separates us from all the other animals.”
    Under quoted line from Origin of the Species.

  • @DailyJAB
    @DailyJAB 10 місяців тому

    LOL this so creative i love it and it looks delicious

  • @johnryder2878
    @johnryder2878 10 місяців тому +1

    Chef John!! It's been a while since I've watched a video that's truly given me a gut laugh, so thank you, I loved that! Talk to the hand indeed 🤣🤣👍👍

  • @qbishop1
    @qbishop1 10 місяців тому

    Excellent!

  • @Sudden570
    @Sudden570 10 місяців тому

    That was lovely, Chef John; talk to the hand!! 🤣

  • @CookinWithSquirrl
    @CookinWithSquirrl 10 місяців тому

    Very nicely done, sir! It looks so good!

  • @ginandtonic5888
    @ginandtonic5888 10 місяців тому

    Well done, chef!

  • @safari_star
    @safari_star 10 місяців тому +1

    youre off the chain with this one!!!!

  • @classic.calypso
    @classic.calypso 10 місяців тому +1

    Your speaking cadence is reminiscent of my PeaPaw!!... WOW blast from the past!!!!! I'm hosting my first Halloween Party and I'm super excited to show this spread 😋Thank you Chef John!!!!

  • @valerian.6389
    @valerian.6389 10 місяців тому

    That is sooooo cool! Thanks for great idea!

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 10 місяців тому +2

    Plot twist, that is an actual severed human hand... Chef Hannibal John

  • @kellywhite174
    @kellywhite174 9 місяців тому

    You are a treasure chef
    Thanks for this fun video

  • @AngelaStone5678
    @AngelaStone5678 10 місяців тому +1

    The ability to make fake thumbs out of cheese and ham is what separates us from all the other animals 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏