The Chip Chipperson Podacast - 027 - Abyssinia, Lauren

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  • Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
  • Chip and Mark and Ant hang with Liz and wait for Lauren. Lotsa tape riffin

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  • @KarenTookTheKids364
    @KarenTookTheKids364 7 років тому +57

    Best episode yet. Anthony's line "that's not child porn, that's a night out" 😂

    • @JagerLange
      @JagerLange 7 років тому +1

      Stony silence from the other two at that point too. Pffft.

  • @carl1212
    @carl1212 7 років тому +74

    The most brutal podacast yet. I'm only gonna relisten to it 3 or 4 more times max.

  • @jasminerice1826
    @jasminerice1826 7 років тому +112

    An hour with the chippa' is your reward!

  • @fatjimmy7499
    @fatjimmy7499 7 років тому +117

    LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I LOOK FORWARD TO. AN HOUR WITH CHIPPAH

  • @empyrean58m4
    @empyrean58m4 7 років тому +90

    "Loud Grape Eater" dear God.

    • @drizzal83
      @drizzal83 7 років тому +8

      Haha I loved that. They're really gunning at the Opester lately

    • @smallavocado8713
      @smallavocado8713 7 років тому

      brandon darr timestamp? I think i missed that

    • @Dakradha
      @Dakradha 7 років тому +7

      16:34

    • @vincentrosethorn4886
      @vincentrosethorn4886 7 років тому +1

      I nearly snorted my drink up my nose, when that appeared on screen.

  • @HolyGhostofBobbyLupo
    @HolyGhostofBobbyLupo 7 років тому +49

    "Anthony Cumia- Loud Grape Eater". hahahaha

  • @tomw4918
    @tomw4918 7 років тому +17

    "Go ahead Liz, enchant me." is a line i will be using on women in the near future

    • @dm5432
      @dm5432 3 роки тому +1

      I said that to a girl named Becky. She started barkin' and her owner pulled her away. Bitch was soppin'!

  • @keggerous
    @keggerous 7 років тому +86

    7:30 omg . . . shots fired. Shots fired!!!

    • @danimalplanimal
      @danimalplanimal 7 років тому +7

      haha I love all those recently.... "THAT'S the joke!!!" 23:11

    • @richvos8000
      @richvos8000 7 років тому +7

      7:35 actually

    • @danielcubillasvaldez1784
      @danielcubillasvaldez1784 7 років тому +4

      Is that a shot at Opie? If so what does it mean?

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 7 років тому +3

      Daniel Cubillas Valdez Opie was captain of a rudderless ship?

    • @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
      @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 7 років тому +8

      Also Ant's description at 16:35

  • @mickygurll
    @mickygurll 7 років тому +33

    Rip Cooter and a dunce cap

  • @nicholassolis8763
    @nicholassolis8763 7 років тому +15

    Jesus christ, Chip....the negging shit when he called her a pile of shit had me crying lmaoooo

    • @kalidescopekids
      @kalidescopekids Рік тому +1

      Have you ever heard the old angry #chip and Sam fights on air? Greatest ever.. calls Sam a red headed fuck!( I screamed out loud. Yimmy is really in his lane right now.. it's awesome to be able to see him as he's pulling jokes outta thin air

  • @sqaure4175
    @sqaure4175 10 місяців тому +3

    21:45 Anthony instantly finds the funniest thing to say. It’s incredible

    • @jmrebel306
      @jmrebel306 8 місяців тому +1

      He’s lightning fast. Doesn’t get the love he deserves

  • @mikenney7
    @mikenney7 7 років тому +16

    chip is opie so funny in the live show when he just stopped all the fun and said lets take a phone call lol

  • @JK8
    @JK8 3 роки тому +13

    38:52 - All-time Chip moment “so why ya late, ya pile of shit?”

  • @ColinPierce
    @ColinPierce Рік тому +3

    CAUGHT HER THEN NAILED HER WITH THE JOKE!! DOUBLE BOOM!

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 7 років тому +44

    I’m patiently waiting for them to finally unload about opie. It’ll happen. It gets more and more vicious each time.

    • @GoranKeoki
      @GoranKeoki 7 років тому +4

      John Notmylastname the most blatant one had to be ants opening comment at the live show

    • @JSL1CE
      @JSL1CE 7 років тому +3

      tbh I'm sick of hearing about it, the little jabs are ok but a long unfunny discussion about Opie being a dick... tbh I enjoyed the shows that Opie did with Ant & him talking again... It's actually the only time I listened to his train wreck of a show.

  • @youscrewber
    @youscrewber 7 років тому +16

    At the Robin Williams part and already pissin my slacks.

  • @TheGutterMonkey
    @TheGutterMonkey 7 років тому +35

    I am so pissed that Mark stepped on our chance of getting to hear an Asian Uncle Paul.

  • @CoatCheckDream.
    @CoatCheckDream. 7 років тому +10

    Liz from the cellar is a sweetie. I always thought as much. Nice to know for certain.

  • @sixburgh64ss
    @sixburgh64ss 7 років тому +105

    30:52 Mark deprives us of Asian Uncle Paul/Chow!
    Gudamit, babe...damit...Cut dat part out.

    • @pauloro7399
      @pauloro7399 7 років тому +11

      sixburgh64ss dude I got TIGHT at this. That’s some Opie level ruining the bit with some stupid ass interjection/pun.
      I was getting ready to laugh my fawkin balls off at Asian uncle Paul

    • @markpaulsen8679
      @markpaulsen8679 7 років тому +7

      uncle chow? what duz he diddle lil puppies er sumthin?

    • @danielcubillasvaldez1784
      @danielcubillasvaldez1784 7 років тому +1

      I know!

    • @sixburgh64ss
      @sixburgh64ss 7 років тому +5

      tsss tss Hold on, hold on!!... Uncle Chow? What duz he fuck lil puppies or sumthin?....Fawk Yeah!

    • @michaelvigil3436
      @michaelvigil3436 7 років тому +2

      I was hoping he would bring back Ted instead lol

  • @djstudderz
    @djstudderz 7 років тому +9

    This has to be the funniest one yet!!!

  • @AllstarLive
    @AllstarLive 7 років тому +7

    39:02-40:09 chip just roasting the hell of her... sasquatch, pits mcgillicudy... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. reminded me of the old o&a days when everyone just shit on each other for hours.
    we love you chippah!!!

  • @Justin-fn4oe
    @Justin-fn4oe 7 років тому +4

    This was the funniest Chip podacast so far. Chip rapping was the best

  • @bryocx
    @bryocx 2 роки тому +1

    one. of my favorite Chip podcasts

  • @lylechipperson5913
    @lylechipperson5913 7 років тому +2

    An hour of the chipper is our reward.

  • @guychapman9377
    @guychapman9377 4 роки тому +3

    These podcasts are funny from beginning to end

  • @MikeSaundersProject
    @MikeSaundersProject 7 років тому +5

    that Joe Derosa slam was hilarious "what's he gonna tell his short friends?"

  • @mikecrosky
    @mikecrosky 7 років тому +4

    Chip's line about DeRosa at 44:23 did not get the laugh or acknowledgment it deserved! Great stuff!

  • @andrewsmith5757
    @andrewsmith5757 7 років тому +30

    "Black tape matters"

    • @hangtime911
      @hangtime911 4 роки тому +1

      holy shit what a prophetic joke.

  • @carl1212
    @carl1212 7 років тому +23

    I've been reloading Riotcast all day. I am finally at rest. Take me away, Chippah. Take me away where mirth is the way.

    • @NukeMolecule
      @NukeMolecule 7 років тому

      carl1212 8pm, every Sunday

    • @phendformyself
      @phendformyself 7 років тому

      Entertainment from the Chippa is our reward

  • @faceless4321
    @faceless4321 7 років тому +3

    These just get better and better.

  • @scottyblades666
    @scottyblades666 7 років тому +27

    R.I.P. Fleshlight and Dunce Cap... Fart Pits for Producer!!!

  • @elixandervild8189
    @elixandervild8189 7 років тому +2

    God damn that last 15 minuets with Lizzy was great hahahaha

    • @DerekOfRivia
      @DerekOfRivia 2 місяці тому

      Mark Randoms, lady. Fun little Easter egg.

  • @chuckdzx
    @chuckdzx 7 років тому +7

    We were so close to getting an asian uncle paul.God Damnittt babe

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 7 років тому +11

    Sweet ant and Mark, good combo! Should be a good episode ya piece a' gawbage!

  • @PaxBisonica89
    @PaxBisonica89 7 років тому +29

    According to Jim, Lauren left the show ... Something something insecure boyfriend (that's you Dave smith)

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 4 роки тому +4

      Sucks. Im rewatching the series, and christina just isnt nearly as good as lauren. Lauren was a much better side kick to chip. Christina is kinda just there for big bubbaz jokes. But her chemistry with chip is horrendous.

    • @johnLennon255
      @johnLennon255 4 роки тому +12

      null akjg Christina is way better than Lauren

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnLennon255 No way. She adds nothing to the show. In fact the most recent shows are way better now that shes mostly gone. In the 100 episodes shes been on the only memorable parts she was involved in was when chip was shitting on her for getting her purse stolen or making fun of her for having to take a bus for 2 hours to the studio after she got kicked out of her apartment.

    • @JB-kg1zv
      @JB-kg1zv 3 роки тому +8

      @@nullakjg767 yeah who can live without such zingers as "you look good chip" or "awwww babe", why do people pretend that huge chinned painted on eyebrow freak was somehow hot.

    • @trickster6669
      @trickster6669 2 роки тому

      @@nullakjg767 How do you feel now with Xia?

  • @AdamDrake411
    @AdamDrake411 7 років тому +4

    42:07 "Chip Chipperson... welcome to the boat bitch!"
    I lost it 😂

  • @fatjimmy7499
    @fatjimmy7499 7 років тому +46

    Lauren quit the show HAHAHA let's all wave goodbye to her career

    • @adamcarbo73
      @adamcarbo73 7 років тому

      Fat Jimmy did she really quit, and if so why

    • @maximusmeridius5705
      @maximusmeridius5705 7 років тому +1

      Probably couldn't handle the banter with the old Chippah

    • @kswindl
      @kswindl 7 років тому

      Haha, it sounds that way

    • @Pulse303
      @Pulse303 7 років тому +2

      Definitely fired - if you couldn't tell JIM was getting pissed with her since about 5 episodes prior to the live show you're not paying attention. She's no better than the holes they'd trash during Jocktober.

    • @fatjimmy7499
      @fatjimmy7499 7 років тому +5

      FunkLordWiLL you might be right, he did get mad at her for taking a phone call too early one time. She definitely wasn't a hole. She was supposed to play that part, the unwilling love interest. She never complained about the content of the show.

  • @jockoadams3377
    @jockoadams3377 7 років тому +4

    When the "fake Opie" podacast does well over 25 times the audience of an actual Opie video.

  • @ColinPierce
    @ColinPierce Рік тому +1

    54:53 "Godspeed & thanks alot for the effort." so genuine lol RIP

  • @tomp2418
    @tomp2418 7 років тому +7

    RIP Lauren! We´ll miss ya !

  • @ednakrabapoly
    @ednakrabapoly 7 років тому +8

    Watch me get the captain to kneel.

  • @Roughneck8
    @Roughneck8 7 років тому +23

    Anthony Cumia - Loud Grape Eater liiiiinger longer

  • @AmountStax
    @AmountStax 7 років тому +2

    Chippas the captain of this ship. So pop in some heavy fuckin metal in the TAPE - DECK and enjoy the laffter. Fuck ya!

  • @shughume
    @shughume 7 років тому +2

    This one is full of little digs at Opie! Those knowing glances Jim and Ant keep having with each other...

  • @joebrown1488
    @joebrown1488 6 років тому +1

    the last 20 minutes was really really funny man - properly dark as fuck - didn’t expect that lmao

  • @NickTWO111
    @NickTWO111 7 років тому +9

    Is Ant stuffing the blonde behind him? Gawd damn, Cumia!

    • @fatjimmy7499
      @fatjimmy7499 7 років тому +4

      Nicholas M he sure is. He got mad on twitter when i said she looked 12 haaaa

    • @NickTWO111
      @NickTWO111 7 років тому +5

      Fat Jimmy Damn cuz, I hope when I'm 83 I can still Chris Hansen bitches the way Anthony does.

    • @revfunk8823
      @revfunk8823 6 років тому

      Nicholas M that's missy and yes

  • @TheChrisvo33
    @TheChrisvo33 7 років тому +37

    7:30 and the first shot across the bow at the Opster

    • @Lamtitude
      @Lamtitude 7 років тому +6

      Thank you for explaining. I love the senseless Opie jabs

    • @Justin-fn4oe
      @Justin-fn4oe 7 років тому +11

      I thought that was what it was. Anthony always has a certain laugh for Opie jabs

    • @SjaakSchaap
      @SjaakSchaap 7 років тому

      Nice boat huma

    • @inyofacebitch
      @inyofacebitch 7 років тому

      What did he mean with that?

    • @Shawman855
      @Shawman855 7 років тому +4

      Did opie always say that he was the captain and steered the show? I don't remember.

  • @paranoidreggie53
    @paranoidreggie53 7 років тому +7

    jim and anthony have to become a partnership in radio how the fuck is this not happened already

  • @drewblood5246
    @drewblood5246 7 років тому +3

    RIP in peace, Lauren. ARE YOU HAPPY, DAVE?!

  • @nikolaicarpathia8171
    @nikolaicarpathia8171 7 років тому +1

    Nothing is better than this. My opinion is the best opinion.

  • @dakotaalexander3438
    @dakotaalexander3438 7 років тому +1

    Chip is so fucking hilarious. Thanks again for the laughs gents!

  • @brainmolko
    @brainmolko 7 років тому +31

    Oddjob from Goldeneye on the N64 is sitting behind Mark Normand

  • @SamSam-by6tw
    @SamSam-by6tw 7 років тому +4

    "You're mad because you outgrew your profession."

  • @ScottyMuzik
    @ScottyMuzik 7 років тому +10

    Greatest fucking episode ever

  • @point19productions88
    @point19productions88 7 років тому +4

    An absolute shitload of Opie references in this one. Might make a fun drinking game.

  • @fatjimmy7499
    @fatjimmy7499 7 років тому +9

    Loud Grape Eater haaaahaaaaa

  • @neil340
    @neil340 7 років тому +2

    Why does Jim talk like Lauren is so integral to the show? She sat there and smiled 90% of every show.

  • @beetalius
    @beetalius 7 років тому +1

    "mel gibson! he doesn't like black!!!" almost spit out my coffee

  • @canadaeast
    @canadaeast 7 років тому +5

    Wildest show ever.

  • @pnlson5629
    @pnlson5629 7 років тому +1

    **Listening For The Subtle (& Some Not-So Subtle) Jabs At Opie**

  • @1000-i4u
    @1000-i4u 7 років тому

    Gotta love Sundays - Chip Chipperson Podacast and Fash The Nation!

  • @seventysue8090
    @seventysue8090 Рік тому +1

    This has got to be the darkest episode by far.

  • @richvos8000
    @richvos8000 7 років тому +2

    this is the funniest episode so far of chippa

  • @awesomebillfromdawsomevill7788
    @awesomebillfromdawsomevill7788 7 років тому +2

    That was a fucking riot

  • @FatherSonAndAlcohol
    @FatherSonAndAlcohol 7 років тому +3

    Chip Chipperson + Brittany Venti... A match made in hevven.

  • @JDRszostak
    @JDRszostak 7 років тому +4

    13:24 Subtle yet vicious opie attack... holy fuck.

  • @kickassmage
    @kickassmage 7 років тому +5

    Mark called Ants girl a 5, 42:15

  • @christianvalle4188
    @christianvalle4188 Рік тому +2

    That girl was talking about Mark Random!

  • @Focusyn
    @Focusyn 7 років тому +4

    RIP Lauren. I hope her staunch libertarian boyfriend can pick up the pieces and move on.

  • @herpallday1284
    @herpallday1284 Рік тому +2

    46:36 no one laughs at chip like Anthony Cumia 😂

  • @jesusjuarez4166
    @jesusjuarez4166 4 роки тому +2

    44:27 Whoa, "random" as in mark random!?! Nice little spider web connections.(to legion of skanks who introduced Random to the world)

    • @sjws_suck4253
      @sjws_suck4253 4 роки тому +1

      yea dude, apparently Jim and Random have a bad history of Jim screwing him over many times, Random Ranted on the anthony cumia compound media 5yr anniversary day aaron bergs show "in hot water", and has said openly he's going to slap jim norton the next time he sees him for sexually harassing his girlfriend off air, if i were jim i'd have mark Random on to air it out cause the dude is fucking nuts

  • @disconnected22
    @disconnected22 3 місяці тому +1

    39:06 “Why are you late, you pile of shit?”
    He is LITERALLY killing Anthony!

  • @BlitzK
    @BlitzK 7 років тому +1

    Chippa got so many laughs out of a roll of gaff tape!

    • @sugafree2700
      @sugafree2700 7 років тому +1

      Blitz K more like laff tape tss

  • @dStrojdStroj
    @dStrojdStroj 7 років тому +7

    @44:10 Joe DeRosa... what's he gona tell his short friends...

  • @ryanlara603
    @ryanlara603 5 років тому

    That shit was so hilarious when the tape got stuck to his glasses 😂🤣

  • @sqwashsilver
    @sqwashsilver 7 років тому +1

    Best episode yet

  • @mackspellman05
    @mackspellman05 7 років тому +3

    Lolol “loud grape eater”

  • @Whoopsydayzee
    @Whoopsydayzee 7 років тому +2

    Official chip guest rankings:
    1. ANT
    2. MARK
    3. COLIN
    4. BOBBY
    5. LAUREN (RIP)

  • @Arky00
    @Arky00 7 років тому +3

    Holy fuck, what an episode!

  • @sujitphatak
    @sujitphatak 6 років тому +2

    18:32 double guns interrupted. 18:34 Then unappreciated. hahahaha

  • @Mercenarymn
    @Mercenarymn 2 роки тому +1

    That's Mark Random's old girl. She made an appearance on Legion of Skanks as well while he was on. Damn.

  • @mattkess3156
    @mattkess3156 4 роки тому +1

    Lol I like how Lauren went the way of Colonel Henry Blake

  • @vjr1906
    @vjr1906 2 роки тому

    dipped in the big Ragu ...LMAO

  • @shamsam4
    @shamsam4 7 років тому

    Perhaps the best one yet.

  • @restinbones2057
    @restinbones2057 7 років тому +9

    welcome to the boat bitch! toot toot!

  • @eberg8630
    @eberg8630 7 років тому +6

    Fawk yeah!!

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 4 роки тому +1

    I really wish when they gave him the paper at the end he would have said "Put on a mask"

  • @mickobrien3156
    @mickobrien3156 7 років тому

    This was a good episode. Well done, Chip!

  • @watchmeeat3356
    @watchmeeat3356 7 років тому +6

    wohoo chippah

  • @dr.fukmabussey2250
    @dr.fukmabussey2250 7 років тому

    Someone should give Ant a nuthin and nuthin

  • @eastonbrickstreet
    @eastonbrickstreet 7 років тому +2

    "Were ya just signin up"?

  • @pozloadescobar
    @pozloadescobar 2 роки тому

    So much fun to watch Ant's pain at Chip's antics, he looks genuinely desperate for that drink at 4:35

  • @Medieval_Dead
    @Medieval_Dead 7 років тому +2

    Lauren bombed so bad during the live show. She's still in hiding.

  • @Dinco422
    @Dinco422 6 років тому +1

    Man, those fucking bad puns are the best xD

  • @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
    @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 7 років тому +4

    8:12 Norton is a genius holy shit. Chip made the better joke but Norton's saying his relationship is a sinking ship. How the hell do you come up with that on the spot?

  • @Slippindisc
    @Slippindisc 9 місяців тому

    Ant really does look like a a Tunisian knife fighter

  • @mfggomez
    @mfggomez 7 років тому +2

    Wow this was brutal and hilarious!

  • @suspicioustumbleweed4760
    @suspicioustumbleweed4760 7 років тому +2

    I pray we get more of Chao Hargis later on.

  • @JamesBrown-ri7sc
    @JamesBrown-ri7sc Рік тому +1

    I still come back to this episode. Fucking gold

    • @herpallday1284
      @herpallday1284 Рік тому

      You know that chicks bf right? He was on RAP multiple times absolute highest level of insanity ever seen in a human being

  • @chejones8858
    @chejones8858 4 роки тому +1

    Liz can Get It 😋