We Create The Simulation | Episode 167 | NEW RORY & MAL

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  • @Duane75
    @Duane75 Рік тому +241

    Mal dressed like a convict with privileges 😂

    • @GFTM1
      @GFTM1 Рік тому +6

      😂😂

    • @ZenHugo91
      @ZenHugo91 Рік тому +21

      This is the most accurate outta pocket , Mal fashion assessment I HAVE EVER READ !! 😭😂

    • @jtholmes3906
      @jtholmes3906 Рік тому +25

      Ol west coast mechanic 😂😂

    • @sagevoid
      @sagevoid Рік тому +6

      Warden’s pet 😂

    • @rubencastillo5975
      @rubencastillo5975 Рік тому +5

      His fit is definitely hip hop!!

  • @Maz_Mitch
    @Maz_Mitch Рік тому +149

    “That’s not hip-hop” is a top 2 Mal-ism. It’s hilarious every single time 😂

  • @chellebelles1536
    @chellebelles1536 Рік тому +43

    I love this pod. Seriously. On my darkest days you two Seriously perk me right on up. Continue and be blessed

  • @jay_wats_
    @jay_wats_ Рік тому +31

    Telling the homies goodnight: Not hip hop.
    Telling the homies to stay dangerous: That's hip hop.

  • @VanHiller
    @VanHiller Рік тому +31

    Mal asking rory what kind of floral arrangement would he give him is crazy

  • @gilfordmccormack8140
    @gilfordmccormack8140 Рік тому +15

    It's hilarious when Mal acts like he can't fathom the idea of certain things happening to other people lol 🤣🤣🤣.

  • @emmanuelpeck853
    @emmanuelpeck853 Рік тому +67

    Mal being wrong on every sports take is hilarious

    • @ricardosoto4256
      @ricardosoto4256 Рік тому +1

      He probably won't even address steph's 4-14 shooting from 3 or his 4 turnovers to lead the game in the next pod cause curry is already in his top 5 🤣

    • @twill4360
      @twill4360 Рік тому

      This been the case since JBP. I learned a long time ago to not listen to his sports takes 😂

    • @rose4mvp2012
      @rose4mvp2012 Рік тому

      He picks the craziest hills to die on too lmao

  • @aviana009
    @aviana009 Рік тому +15

    Mal paints his nails but flowers is where he draws the line

    • @reekhavoc2932
      @reekhavoc2932 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 Saint fucking John 😂😂😂 what happened to that batty guy

  • @MVPBRE
    @MVPBRE Рік тому +17

    1:36:33 “you really gon let her get dat off” lmaooooo i was fuckin tears

  • @Ash-io6td
    @Ash-io6td Рік тому +57

    I lose brain cells every time y’all talk about politics.

    • @19faf
      @19faf Рік тому +6

      True but its a very common understanding of politics unfortunately. They are really not that far off.

    • @arowefilms
      @arowefilms Рік тому +2

      Every time

    • @zero-rh8nt
      @zero-rh8nt Рік тому +2

      yeah fr. they just need to stay away from anything related to politics. stick to music/culture please

    • @relicreturns
      @relicreturns Рік тому +4

      Is this where you come to for Politics???

    • @cpiercejr
      @cpiercejr Рік тому +1

      I hate when they talk politics. Do some research or leave it alone.

  • @Nondescriptviews
    @Nondescriptviews Рік тому +44

    Julian speaks with such conviction about things he clearly knows so little about. SMH.

    • @jibrilbuilder2668
      @jibrilbuilder2668 Рік тому +3

      That’s most of society..but I love the confidence Ju be having 😂

    • @ProtaJ
      @ProtaJ Рік тому +2

      @@jibrilbuilder2668 Awful comment

    • @oladeebiazazi4538
      @oladeebiazazi4538 Рік тому +7

      Nah that’s demaris

    • @chriscraddock2867
      @chriscraddock2867 Рік тому +9

      That’s all of them except Rory (most of the time). That is most of society as well. People see a 20 second clip on the internet, and immediately think they know everything about the subject lol. Still love everybody on the pod though. Flaws and all lol

    • @daris7909
      @daris7909 Рік тому

      Deadass it's like when they actually talk about some real shit they either dont know WHAT THE FUCK their talking about or they trying to be fucking political correct its literally getting old this was one of my favorite pods but slowly dropping

  • @kashoutko1257
    @kashoutko1257 Рік тому +16

    Glad my voicemail made it thru “ I was the last one “ but yeah I meant it as I’m outgrowing the person . Thank y’all for da advice it was funny and y’all dropped some gems to fr and I appreciate it 💯I’m 22 no big bros or Ogs really so advice from ppl with more life experience is very helpful thanks and keep up da good work💯

  • @trinigladiator8830
    @trinigladiator8830 Рік тому +6

    Joe made em change back to the old set up and stop holding the microphones. 😂

  • @KiedaBordeaux
    @KiedaBordeaux Рік тому +5

    "I feel the energy bc I'm spiritual.. but" 1:36:32 🤣 🤣 😂 I love Baby D.

  • @jamesclark6226
    @jamesclark6226 Рік тому +17

    Mal thinking Tory won’t be ok in prison is crazy 😭😂

    • @xandermartin2118
      @xandermartin2118 Рік тому +8

      you can tell he wants something bad to happen lol

    • @leazypeazy1755
      @leazypeazy1755 Рік тому +13

      He won’t bro prison is not the internet 😂

    • @hansolodolo92
      @hansolodolo92 Рік тому +5

      Who do yall think tory is fr?

    • @jamesclark6226
      @jamesclark6226 Рік тому

      Ya obviously don’t know how jail works when your a celeb they don’t put you in the same place as regular people 😭😂 and even if he is they ganna kiss his ass cuz he got money and could pay for shit jail is full of a bunch of niggas with mentality of a 17 year old

    • @LexBundy
      @LexBundy Рік тому

      this comment is crazy

  • @lilshogan01
    @lilshogan01 Рік тому +18

    Warriors done… Knicks done… KD done…. All Mal’s sports hopes and dreams gone!

  • @clint6795
    @clint6795 Рік тому +3

    "Bobby!!!!!!"- Juian clowning Robert Dinero having a kid... LMAO

  • @N0n1Liciouz
    @N0n1Liciouz Рік тому +10

    This episode had me rolling😂😂 great way to start the weekend!

  • @arturogarcia9456
    @arturogarcia9456 Рік тому +8

    JULIANS A MENACE “they can’t take another one” 😂😂😂😂

  • @EarlYorkII
    @EarlYorkII Рік тому +5

    The last 35 minutes of this podcast is legendary

  • @Resilient_Brilliance
    @Resilient_Brilliance Рік тому +3

    I'm sick of this Tory Lanez conversation...
    1. If a person shoots at me 5 times, and misses but bullet fragments hit my foot, and i know who did it. They're not making it to court. You should have aimed higher cuz now you a dead man.
    2. If an experienced gun user, shoots a gun 5 times, and misses but bullet fragments hit the targets foot... something sounds off.. she was WALKING away. She is not a small target...
    3. Why intentionally shoot at a 6ft tall woman and dont kill her, but risk 20 years?
    4. If a man shot your friend and beat tf out of you, why would you andwer his call from jail?
    5. Why did the best friend get immunity, and change her entire story up... To not remembering and it didn't go in Tory's favor?
    6. The witness said he didn't see Tory with the gun, he saw a woman with the gun.
    This doesn't add up.

  • @aisubjective
    @aisubjective Рік тому +6

    Mal said “Whenever a girl came to see you with the King Griffies you know you Forsure hittin” 13:23
    I’m crying rn 😂

  • @EpicGammingCrew
    @EpicGammingCrew Рік тому +19

    Baby d thinking that dna tests are done by dudes nutting in a cup is sending me

  • @ellisf5013
    @ellisf5013 Рік тому +3

    So the witness said he saw a lady shoot another lady but tory was guilty of shooting in the air. Not Meg

  • @bulls2320
    @bulls2320 Рік тому +6

    *tucker holding the gun* “that’s a red-blooded american right there”

  • @nusathechemist
    @nusathechemist Рік тому +10

    I feel the energy because I'm spiritual 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @superblunt505
    @superblunt505 Рік тому +8

    Mals the type to see rain n thinks its raining all around the world

  • @TheFlyHighZone
    @TheFlyHighZone Рік тому +9

    Mal standing over eddin sleep with the hammer out is INSANE

  • @ThePrentisturks
    @ThePrentisturks Рік тому +2

    The voicemail idea it's pretty good.. Very interesting

  • @clint6795
    @clint6795 Рік тому +3

    "Jay ducking the cup"-Julian Jules is wild

  • @xKingLDx
    @xKingLDx Рік тому +1

    D saying “I’ll die with my lie” then asking when does the human part kick in when you know you’re guilty…threw me all the way off😂

  • @jruss400
    @jruss400 Рік тому +3

    All y’all playoff takes crumbled 🤣🤣♥️🖤♥️🖤🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️

  • @XP9724
    @XP9724 Рік тому +21

    Birdmaris calling herself spiritual 💀💀💀

    • @oladeebiazazi4538
      @oladeebiazazi4538 Рік тому +7

      I can’t believe she said that shit😂

    • @jay_wats_
      @jay_wats_ Рік тому +3

      The way I lost it when I heard that 😭😭😭😭

    • @housept2
      @housept2 Рік тому

      I hate her on the show. Insufferable

  • @Blvck215
    @Blvck215 Рік тому +4

    Rory said “you knew I was gonna assault her!” 😭😂😂

  • @kevthepoet
    @kevthepoet Рік тому +18

    Mal really doesn't believe a thing. Why would someone make up a story about a hotel manager sucking their toes? He sounds crazy rn.

    • @992porter
      @992porter Рік тому +2

      Bro people do make up hella shit. I’m sure you see the news lol but I think it’s possible

    • @brieljones23
      @brieljones23 Рік тому

      Lmfaoooo

  • @CareerDropout.
    @CareerDropout. Рік тому +1

    "I'm not in that algorithm, I'm sorry" quote💯

  • @MrOhioPlayer
    @MrOhioPlayer Рік тому +4

    In 4 years Mal will be 45. Let that sink in. It Pains Me

  • @TheFlyHighZone
    @TheFlyHighZone Рік тому +2

    Joe really bullied yall into going bac to the studio lol

  • @khahimv
    @khahimv Рік тому +12

    Mal is crazy y he think ppl don’t sleep hard as shit? Lol he always confirms he never had a girlfriend cuz thats prime time when they go thru our phone cuz we be sleep hard as shit 😂

    • @reekhavoc2932
      @reekhavoc2932 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 it takes a damn frying Pan to the face to wake us up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andremarable
    @andremarable Рік тому +5

    I have been fading any of Mal’s sports picks for about 4/5 years now dating back until JBP days and betting against him. THIS SHIT IS INSANE !!!!! Literally hitting at a rate over 80%. FADE MAL TO THE BANK 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰. Real money not just emojis. I can’t wait until he gives a pick on this lakers Denver series.

    • @WarrenFranceSportsNetwork
      @WarrenFranceSportsNetwork Рік тому

      He gonna pick denver. He always wrong lmao. Nigga said Russell Westbrook was the best player in nba lmao.

    • @emmanuelpeck853
      @emmanuelpeck853 Рік тому +2

      Lmfaooo all his shit be wrong

  • @Odd1x
    @Odd1x Рік тому +1

    The last 30 is so infectious 😂 Yall killed this

  • @allNyoMouf
    @allNyoMouf Рік тому +11

    S/o to the gang, especially Baby D wit the pearly white teeth and thighmeat, you mufuccas is hilarious and I appreciate ya'll

  • @treylaflame
    @treylaflame Рік тому +2

    Best pod on earth yo 😭😭😭😭

  • @3mshaw
    @3mshaw 5 місяців тому +1

    IDK where Julian got the Rober De Niro girlfriends was 64. She’s only 45.

  • @Thoughtitwasadrought
    @Thoughtitwasadrought Рік тому +3

    Mal really a psychic

  • @jibrilbuilder2668
    @jibrilbuilder2668 Рік тому +2

    Skipped pass the Tory segment still skeptic of the verdict

  • @THEDUBYUZ
    @THEDUBYUZ Рік тому

    Mal being real with that walking in the room shit. That comes from living in sketch places and being alert all the time.

  • @R2Dfrank391
    @R2Dfrank391 Рік тому +5

    Mal pandering hard for Meg

  • @enricks48
    @enricks48 Рік тому +1

    I know what Mal talking about! Definitely been in the middle of a dream and consciously know I’m dreaming and wake myself

  • @JamarRobinsonJr
    @JamarRobinsonJr Рік тому +1

    39:23 "Fuck you! What you mean you hate to defend me?!"
    MAL IS FUCKING HILARIOUS LMFAOOOOOO

  • @MONET8iAM
    @MONET8iAM Рік тому +5

    I think Teyana has already started that journey. Remember her Adidas deal that she lost? That came out a couple years before Yeezy Adidas. She didn’t get to release the second colorway of the shoe, but more could have potentially come from that deal. She became the creative director for Pretty Little Thing in 2020 or 2021 and released a collection, but I believe she still holds that role. Part of her stepping away from music was to focus on other things, so I believe that she is capable doing something bigger in fashion, she just wants to do various other things at the same time. It would be dope to see her partner with Aleali May on some sneakers and clothing.

    • @reekhavoc2932
      @reekhavoc2932 Рік тому

      She made usher and Chris brown fight!!!!....she's nothing but trouble!!!!

    • @MONET8iAM
      @MONET8iAM Рік тому +1

      @@reekhavoc2932 she can’t “make” anyone do anything. We don’t even know what happened, and they don’t care for us know so it’s neither here nor there.

  • @d.o.z.e.shaolin7497
    @d.o.z.e.shaolin7497 Рік тому +3

    Damn y’all ain’t talk on Eboni K Williams bus driver comment?😂

  • @gloshines9148
    @gloshines9148 Рік тому +1

    Stay Dangerous is some Darkwing Duck shit😂

  • @GNukes
    @GNukes Рік тому +5

    Finally listening to Joe stop holding the Mics….Pause 😂

    • @19faf
      @19faf Рік тому +1

      The old set up looked like there wasn’t much room for the mic holders

  • @RaBBy1875x
    @RaBBy1875x Рік тому +3

    Absolutely zero mention of the fact that a good reason why Jay might be avoiding the paternity test is because the kids mother was underage at the time. This pod is extremely selective of who they properly scrutinise and who they don’t 😐

    • @user-nn7ct3hk7c
      @user-nn7ct3hk7c Рік тому +1

      Are you surprised the dude who’s brother started roc nation won’t slander their biggest artist?

  • @mommaluvcam
    @mommaluvcam Рік тому +1

    Demaris just be talking 🙃

  • @King-li9ko
    @King-li9ko Рік тому +1

    Somebody tell Rory red Octobers are going for 15k+ not 1500 lmao

  • @gilfordmccormack8140
    @gilfordmccormack8140 Рік тому

    I like the new voice mail segment great idea

  • @billyxblanco
    @billyxblanco Рік тому +4

    Lmfaooo mal funny af.
    “Edwin I will kill you with my barehands”
    1:48:09

  • @BailzPagliacci
    @BailzPagliacci Рік тому

    lmfao nah this was really comedy at the end

  • @Wise_Guy_1
    @Wise_Guy_1 Рік тому +1

    Mal dressed like he did time in compton.

  • @chinative7517
    @chinative7517 Рік тому +3

    If Tory does a retrial, they're going to try him as an adult, but he'll prove to the court that he shouldn't be due to the footage in the Sway interview where he stood up and was the exact same size when he was sitting down.

  • @iamPascualRodriguez
    @iamPascualRodriguez Рік тому +3

    Something’s just don’t change (Mal’s sports takes)

  • @Chrisakacdo
    @Chrisakacdo Рік тому

    Mal dressed like skully from The Wood 😂😂😂

  • @chevychateau8467
    @chevychateau8467 Рік тому +5

    One day I want the pod to address the Diamond emojis Mal be dropping in women’s comment sections. We’ve covered the money bags plenty times but I seen Mal drop diamonds too. What’s that about??? Haha

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 Рік тому

    Not them frying Tory Lmfaoo

  • @nusathechemist
    @nusathechemist Рік тому +6

    Rory is having a bad day. And it shows.

  • @407movementBeats
    @407movementBeats Рік тому +3

    Julian just be talking. He so misinformed. 😂

  • @F0XXDweller
    @F0XXDweller Рік тому +2

    Mal: I don't really care about politics
    Mal: *proceeds to say enough shit to make a Fox News audition tape* 😂

  • @TheTerriflowerShow
    @TheTerriflowerShow Рік тому

    Mail is so disconnected from reality😂

  • @theTOME02
    @theTOME02 Рік тому +1

    Yo bring back the sleepers, we need some good music suggestion

  • @MrParker-ux2mh
    @MrParker-ux2mh Рік тому +1

    01:02:40 Demaris why you sat up and leaned forward like you was finna throw Rory a beatin???? 😂😂😂😂 Rory bout to catch the fade for nuthn!! 😂😂

  • @tonysosa751
    @tonysosa751 Рік тому

    Mal definitely said go be legendary 😂

  • @Jspir3l
    @Jspir3l Рік тому +2

    guys do not take relationship advice from 5 single people with some clear mental trauma loll

  • @CareerDropout.
    @CareerDropout. Рік тому +1

    To that guy at the end tell em to watch forgetting sarah marshall

  • @Kash7_
    @Kash7_ Рік тому +1

    🗣️ HEAT NATION 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @dublife572
    @dublife572 Рік тому +2

    They will never let Ye walk completely out of the door. Too much $.

  • @kerendiaz4695
    @kerendiaz4695 Рік тому

    1:34:17 Rory needs to get the “REM sleep” bars off lol 😅

  • @thestorm6127
    @thestorm6127 Рік тому +9

    I hope mal get a chance at teyana taylor. Dude in love can’t tell me he’s not 🤣🤣

  • @xandermartin2118
    @xandermartin2118 Рік тому +11

    “Goodnight Mal” - eddin
    “Eddin I will kill you with my bare hands” - Mal
    😂😂😂😂

  • @TheShaylaV
    @TheShaylaV Рік тому +1

    Baby D was getting her shit off shit episode and I ain’t mad at it 😂

  • @dumisa7
    @dumisa7 Рік тому +1

    What exactly is the difference between being "forced" and "having no choice", Rory? There is none. Sometimes Rory is just contrary to be contrary.

  • @barrytaylor3514
    @barrytaylor3514 Рік тому +4

    Men can have kids in their Nineties. So don't do that.

  • @DoodleBob102
    @DoodleBob102 Рік тому

    Great episode 🎉

  • @islandmanmikep
    @islandmanmikep Рік тому +3

    If you think old men can't have babies look up Coleman Young.

  • @tylercollins8486
    @tylercollins8486 Рік тому +1

    Tell baby D watch how she rubbing them knees 👀👀 lol

  • @timgonzales2891
    @timgonzales2891 Рік тому

    He was found liable in civil court. He wasnt convicted by a criminal court. No matter how people may feel about that, they are two very different things. Its not "on his jacket".
    These things tend to happen when a criminal case fails.

  • @orianeyeboue-kouame2822
    @orianeyeboue-kouame2822 Рік тому

    Thank God the lighting is so much better

  • @KiedaBordeaux
    @KiedaBordeaux Рік тому +5

    Mal's fit is three hard this ep.

  • @cb312luv
    @cb312luv Рік тому +3

    I don’t know if it’s the shrooms, but y’all hilarious right now 1:45:23

  • @ReallyHimnotthem
    @ReallyHimnotthem Рік тому

    When I part ways with the homies I either say “C safe, stay dangerous” or “aight bro I’m gone, I’ll holla at ya”

  • @ricardob5956
    @ricardob5956 Рік тому

    "Is that like a YG single" - Julian

  • @Dekree18
    @Dekree18 Рік тому

    She said "Fighting your sleep paralysis Demon" that's wild

  • @midnightstar1908
    @midnightstar1908 Рік тому +5

    Baby Dee!!!!!!!!!! 🥰 Them damn sure ain’t no baby thighs tho 🍗

    • @rascalmania
      @rascalmania Рік тому

      🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾💯💯💯💯

  • @JQUE94
    @JQUE94 Рік тому +1

    They about to send Tory to Susanville 😂😂😂

  • @s.0.u.p896
    @s.0.u.p896 Рік тому

    When I was 18 I got 600 for back child support and that was just a few missed payments. Jay would own 10s of millions for the missed 18 years. I don’t blame him for not taking the test.

  • @hansolodolo92
    @hansolodolo92 Рік тому

    Thanks dmaris for keeping it real. Frfr

  • @Pimpin0225
    @Pimpin0225 Рік тому +3

    Yo someone put a muzzle on Mal during political talk. This man has no idea about the real world and the gerrymandering done to help elect these officials 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @civilenggggg
    @civilenggggg Рік тому

    "goodnight" IS CRAZY

  • @GFTM1
    @GFTM1 Рік тому +5

    Mal is a mastermind when he wanna be