The Assassin Website ALLOWED Online..

[@Floridaman9115]

Tommy should 100% hire one.

[@churroburgers]

fr

[@mrfacestab5758]

But who’s his target?

[@Floridaman9115]

@@mrfacestab5758 you

[@BlueBear13]

Blue Ryai gotta go🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥

[@mxrky8383]

Nah he has no opps👺

[@TEMP3R4TE]

i remember some lady who paid around 4k dollars to hire a hitman to kill her 3yo daughter but got caught by authorities, like thats the best and most rational thought you coulda came up with?

[@chainsawguyyy]

Rent-A-Girlfriend? Nah, I've got my Rent-A-Hitman

[@User_Here414]

Perfect name for an action, slice of life, comedy, romance anime

[@Marcuskwok-hn5yi]

@@User_Here414 that is hated on by many

[@isak737]

can we appreciate how much effort Tommy put into the first 19 seconds of this video?

[@Thatguywhosketches]

19 seconds? wtf??????

[@churroburgers]

@@Thatguywhosketches fr

[@GuilhermeM1]

I clapped someone's cheeks 4 years ago and they ended up dead because of my toxic nutrients

[@imstilllandon2922]

@@GuilhermeM1relatable

[@NSTLGZ_ALT]

Elite comment moment

[@aangeles21]

tommy never fails to spread my cheeks and fill me up with joy

[@hollowman5528]

Actually no tommy never did that stop lying

[@XalasiaBall]

​@@hollowman5528 You’re either joking or you can’t take a joke. I cant tell.

[@jj8703]

"fill me up with joy"
💀💀☠

[@KenzTheLesserLad]

@@XalasiaBall he didn't do that to them, that's what they're saying, blud jealous

[@Documents_Of_Carnage]

​@@hollowman5528You just jealous you arn't FILLED up

[@StrawHatAura]

Everyone's a pro penetrator at heart

[@Garlicbreadsupremacist631]

💀💀💀

[@sausagecandles]

Lolll 😂

[@slishslash9202]

There is a pro penetrator inside all of us

[@Private.Portal]

Imagine that conversation tho, "What do you do for a living?" "I run a site satirical called 'Rent-a-Hitman'"💀

[@inosuke6156]

Tommy’s the type of guy

[@Thatguywhosketches]

He is everybody's type of guy

[@sausagecandles]

Frrr

[@deformedchad8616]

But what if you rent a hitman on yourself??? Will the police help you? Or arrest you?

[@baiaiaamjaajka]

neither

[@rainhat1]

timmy never fails to spread my cheeks

[@Garlicbreadsupremacist631]

🤨🤨

[@yetusthefetus11]

📸

[@Emzi_0]

Relatable

[@chaserplays000]

Can we appreciate how much effort he puts into clapping our cheeks?

[@MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW]

Wdym by this

[@mxrky8383]

As a cheek, I approve of this statement

[@theminecraft_gamersxx2815]

Bro, I see all of yall saying "sus" things just to milk likes bro, like respectfully shut the fuck up

[@sausagecandles]

As someone who is a pro at penetration I can confirm

[@beefchopstick]

🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@kidcidzx]

7:21 yes 90 bands

[@td_g]

Tommy hire one we wont tell anybody...

[@cloves3961]

Why is bro trying to hire a hitman

[@mxrky8383]

Ngl Tommy viewers the type to fall for the websites

[@sausagecandles]

Look at your pfp

[@AustynL]

​@@sausagecandleslook at your pfp and username

[@sausagecandles]

@@AustynL u don’t know what irony or satire means

[@mxrky8383]

@@sausagecandles coming from a corny shorts user I expect you to be under 13 so pls stfu

[@akaihanayume]

bro chose the reaper cause just reaper is taken

[@lukepopdan]

tommy the type of guy to say bless you after someone sneezes

[@akiha.gongen]

wtf does this mean dawg

[@sausagecandles]

Bro wth

[@alicedonatsuki4041]

????

[@ineedsleep09]

Tommy the type of guy to have basic etiquette

[@lukepopdan]

@@ineedsleep09 tommy the type of guy to pull a cheese stick out of his bag if someone said they were hungry

[@Fellow_youtuber]

Can we appreciate how much effort he puts inside of us?

[@leeallanthorne]

Pause

[@animated_knight]

?

[@FairwayPlays]

Dude tommy put that effort into my mom :(

[@iQ-Nekomata]

Ayo? 😂😂

[@Sproutythesilly]

180 head turn

[@KoiYokan]

can we appreciate how much effort tommy put into penetrating us?

[@prodbyb0pk1ng]

4:33 “I said be assertive not insertive” 😂

[@mvpmvp3861]

No but seriously why would Google be informing people about the site. Surely the lives of others outweigh that of some dumb description.

[@Xellooo_]

TommyNfg da goat Fr fr 🗣️💯🔥

[@allcapsss78665]

can we appreciate how much effort tommy didnt put in this video?

[@ladilltor]

I hope the queens okay for another three months

[@Some_Shmuck]

0:31
Who else thought of Ryan George when this music played?

[@SNAAAAAKE92]

26:08 Call of Duty style

[@zoroarkmasterofilluison5701]

Rent a girlfriend got a second season

[@patoti292]

can we appreciate how much effort bots put into comments?

[@extracheddar3]

love the videos tommy keep it up!

[@WeightedCompanionCube5000]

well the guy who created the website is a SMART GUY

[@hanzmiedel8342]

Once in a while i enjoy a little tommy g

[@lordenemysau]

the last one fr wanted to be a hitman bruh

[@WheelchairDrake]

can we appreciate how much effort Tommy put into this video?

[@Dual_Duality]

Wheelchair drake

[@delayedstwr]

Dake

[@StreetyDoesntWantACookie]

I love this mans content, Also the afro looking fresher then ever

[@heyitsmesomeone6371]

That website actually exists

[@Sploon17]

Why would you rent a hitman when you can do it yourself

[@enderjelly3361]

What is the name of the song in 11:20

[@Thatguywhosketches]

TommyNFG the Goat

[@djroqoedgargarcia8600]

Claim your Tommy tickets here

[@BeingOriginalAintEasy]

Guys, Please don't try this. Y'all might not be as lucky as I was.

[@sausagecandles]

?!?!

[@ID_Playz]

Hol up

[@cannedfoods]

I'm gonna try it, who should I kill?

[@manueldiaz-nx7br]

Can we appreciate how much effort people put into these comments

[@florian3919]

8:48 that's blackmail and it's illegal

[@noelermias6475]

I am confused if he is from Ethiopia cuz I saw stuff in Amharic

[@baiaiaamjaajka]

I’m pretty sure he is from Ethiopia I think he said it in a video once

[@KM-qq7er]

alright fbi on the way im ngl bro

[@GrimTheWeeper745]

In gta obviously

[@mxrky8383]

how bros falling for this 😭

[@adfs774]

The website has been bought is now a scam website ;>

[@S45264]

I have seen the video that he is reacting to

[@Supvspjvdojvdjbdjpvdpj]

I love this website

[@unusualsquid]

Playboi carti fans would try to hire an assassin to kill people who dont have carti in their top 3

[@AyomiposiAkinyimika]

isn't this the 'what country is this?' guy on tiktok😭

[@emad9074]

i went into this site and all i got was a ad that pretended to be my computers antivirus and directed me to a fake windows support call :/

[@lilwhitey999]

the title made no sense tbh

[@PoThePanda]

"damn that's a cold ass nickname" Nah that's the thing 13 year olds call themself after watching one too many cringe "dark" tiktok videos

[@malachimarcellin2462]

Love ur cids

[@NSTLGZ_ALT]

Cids

[@VXA1PSTART]

I've already seen this video

[@kade-yz8vz]

OMG ITS REAL

[@NSTLGZ_ALT]

Great video

[@SamKickedOut]

Ok

[@xSoporific1]

wow

[@alicedonatsuki4041]

Tf are these comments

[@jakestan1185]

It’s probably an inside joke form the steam

[@F1nlay_1]

Poopy

[@come_on_trox]

🤣

[@lewisjim7687]

All of you unoriginal commenters are so bad and unfunny. I see the same joke everywhere. Give some sort of funny comment other than the same stuff 😂

[@Evertix]

Hi love the content

[@coolguy111-yl9lk]

Ur first

[@EnazYAY]

Hey tommy❤

[@juniojay]

Why hasn't Timmy pin me yet

[@BodeN64]

I dont know maybe you haven’t been seen by him you aren’t the “main character”

[@feudf11]

Commenting just to comment 👍

[@Casanova.Exiled]

nice im the third viewer

[@duckvr391]

Hi

[@-sudo]

Early gang

[@Gubbus.]

4 minutes early les goo

[@TaymonFreeman123]

Fitfth

[@malachimarcellin2462]

Fist to comment

[@tobias4213]

[@sir_shiz]

Wavywebsurf a G let's go

[@abandonedacc]

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