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  • @pablod6872
    @pablod6872 2 роки тому +701

    My half-drunk ass spent an hour laughing at all of your videos. So many stories reminded me of my childhood misadventures. Keep up the good work!

    • @TewityPlays
      @TewityPlays 2 роки тому +7

      wow paying money

    • @realausome
      @realausome 2 роки тому +1

      @@TewityPlays he paid money because he has it and you dont loser

    • @regaliaex1338
      @regaliaex1338 2 роки тому +22

      @@TewityPlays what’s wrong with that?

    • @Kk-ds7sv1zl6b
      @Kk-ds7sv1zl6b 2 роки тому +6

      1:20

    • @Warpro141
      @Warpro141 2 роки тому +16

      @@TewityPlays money=Better Animation Equipment=Better Animation + More Stories

  • @nickmoreno3885
    @nickmoreno3885 4 роки тому +5898

    "I'm peaking through my scope, like I'm about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office."
    Priceless.

  • @the_h_man_human1342
    @the_h_man_human1342 3 роки тому +3374

    The public official jokes in this video were mind-blowing.

  • @n3oncoryx
    @n3oncoryx 2 роки тому +1801

    Fun fact: in Japan it’s actually encouraged to take your tips off of your airsoft guns to scare off potential criminals

    • @kittycat2207
      @kittycat2207 2 роки тому +45

      Ohh good idea

    • @geesegoose6174
      @geesegoose6174 2 роки тому +157

      In Japan they don't even come with orange tips. None do at all. They're expected to be treated and transported like real firearms and because real firearms are illegal over there there's no reason to distinguish

    • @Sci_X1
      @Sci_X1 2 роки тому +45

      Another fun fact: as long as you don’t want to resell your gun you can take off the annoying ass orange tip with zero legal repercussions

    • @hanshazlitt4535
      @hanshazlitt4535 2 роки тому

      Fun fact: in the US I can use a real gun to shoot a criminal in the face!

    • @destinybryner7267
      @destinybryner7267 2 роки тому +15

      @@Sci_X1 lmao, there may be deadly repercussions tho

  • @Ok-fj7xx
    @Ok-fj7xx 4 роки тому +9505

    I see his childhood as a South Park series

  • @moiseslugardo8501
    @moiseslugardo8501 7 років тому +673

    “I’m peeking through my scope, like I’m about to put Lindon B. Johnson into office.”
    Im done 😂😂😂

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 7 років тому +5

      Moises Lugardo Lyndon*

    • @portal2kid
      @portal2kid 6 років тому

      Do you get the joke, Moises?

    • @hexius_
      @hexius_ 6 років тому +6

      Yeah, it's about JFk's assasination

    • @sm3llios
      @sm3llios 6 років тому +1

      I read that JUST as he said it in he video XD

    • @cthulhujankinx5652
      @cthulhujankinx5652 6 років тому +6

      I knew the Kennedy killer part was gonna happen after he said that

  • @ciderhat2760
    @ciderhat2760 7 років тому +5315

    I lost it when he called his rifle "Kennedy killer"

    • @thesockman_3682
      @thesockman_3682 7 років тому +12

      INDIDOT I know

    • @trevorpanetta3562
      @trevorpanetta3562 7 років тому +32

      Best fucking part

    • @miketrokey4466
      @miketrokey4466 7 років тому +10

      INDIDOT sniper but best part ever

    • @typetypical3581
      @typetypical3581 7 років тому +33

      If you didn't know (which you probably did) the ''Kennedy killer'' joke was about President Kennedy -the guy who wanted the USA to go to the moon- , who was killed with a deer rifle!

    • @sizeazguard4264
      @sizeazguard4264 6 років тому +4

      Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @zacknichols6917
    @zacknichols6917 7 місяців тому +45

    After a fresh rewatch that Lyndon B. Johnson joke is even funnier after watching JFK A Man of Glory

    • @shinyman250
      @shinyman250 6 місяців тому +8

      Its not ok to be jfk

  • @David-le1zy
    @David-le1zy 5 років тому +1804

    0:39 that was the best day of my life

  • @deadbones1009
    @deadbones1009 5 років тому +2590

    Police: put that gun down right now!
    David: no it’s just an airs-
    *gunshots*

    • @justrelaxandlisten5820
      @justrelaxandlisten5820 5 років тому +14

      oh g a w d

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 5 років тому +86

      *david walks away*
      David: I warned them...

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 5 років тому +8

      KaiZerMier Krazy r/wooosh

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 5 років тому +6

      KaiZerMier Krazy as in you were you joking or you didn’t get that the joke is David killed the police with an airsoft gun

    • @kaizermierkrazy6886
      @kaizermierkrazy6886 5 років тому +5

      @@pyjamadan9848 i got the joke its just shit and unfunny and idiotic

  • @loolipup4802
    @loolipup4802 4 роки тому +5014

    Ah, this is the first video that brought me to brewstew.

  • @angertreatment2319
    @angertreatment2319 2 роки тому +40

    How many Kennedy jokes do you want?
    Tyler: YES

    • @Red_neck01
      @Red_neck01 6 місяців тому

      "It's not ok to be jfk"

  • @CreasePants
    @CreasePants 7 років тому +664

    "I was around the block waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer" 😂😂😂😂

  • @goblinbabe
    @goblinbabe 6 років тому +807

    "Waiting around the corner to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy Killer" 😂😂😂😂

    • @flyer2236
      @flyer2236 6 років тому +7

      FBI open UP!!!!

    • @Greg00811
      @Greg00811 6 років тому +3

      Lmao that was funny

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 6 років тому +2

      Bruh I cant 😂

    • @lnk2473
      @lnk2473 6 років тому +2

      i want to commit self deletus

    • @samlesko4118
      @samlesko4118 5 років тому +2

      Ladies and gentlemen we got him

  • @snozer6966
    @snozer6966 5 років тому +604

    I’m officially calling every sniper rifle I use in Cod the Kennedy Killer

    • @TroutTastesLike5.56
      @TroutTastesLike5.56 5 років тому

      do it

    • @specmage1247
      @specmage1247 4 роки тому

      I have a real Kennedy killer Mossberg ATR 100 look it up

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 4 роки тому +2

      @@specmage1247 i thought it was a carcano

    • @Arthurzeiro
      @Arthurzeiro 4 роки тому +2

      My sniper loadout in CoD Warzone is called Kennedy Killer btw.

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 4 роки тому +2

      @@Arthurzeiro war zone is ass for monetary GAIN damn Activision

  • @ImTotallyInked
    @ImTotallyInked 2 роки тому +103

    i love how Michael uses his puffy jacket as armor

    • @douglasduda9826
      @douglasduda9826 10 місяців тому +2

      I did this for paintball it actually worked well. Paintballs would not break nor would they leave the trademark big ass welt+bruise too wore it under my long sleeve shirt.

    • @tmc4832
      @tmc4832 3 місяці тому

      And it's 94 degrees outside

  • @Ursoro
    @Ursoro 5 років тому +431

    Choose your playstyle
    Pistol- light infantry
    Ar16- medium infantry
    Sniper- heavy infantry
    Straw- assassin

  • @krispykoolz7218
    @krispykoolz7218 6 років тому +297

    "I was waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer" 😂

  • @outerheavengaming6196
    @outerheavengaming6196 3 роки тому +3453

    “Big ass scope on it, like I was gonnaaa, assassinate a public official”
    “Lookin through my scope, like I’m bout to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office”
    🤣🤣🤣 dude I love this channel

    • @Rabbit13331
      @Rabbit13331 3 роки тому +45

      Don't forget" waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer"

    • @aflvproductions7854
      @aflvproductions7854 3 роки тому +30

      This dude is fucking amazing

    • @benbaltazar3135
      @benbaltazar3135 3 роки тому +38

      kendy killer

    • @steveulinski98
      @steveulinski98 2 роки тому +24

      Also "Committing an act of domestic terrorism."

    • @YourDM64
      @YourDM64 2 роки тому +1

      @Kenton Murphy lol

  • @Johndoe777-u7n
    @Johndoe777-u7n Рік тому +18

    I come back here again and again for this one. One of my favourites 😂. "Looking through my scope like I'm about to put Linden B. Johnson into office'😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Diles46
    @Diles46 6 років тому +1291

    Accurate 10/10... Was just a toy til the first BB gets stuck in a face.

    • @deathincarnate3743
      @deathincarnate3743 6 років тому +1

      Diles46 - AIRSOFT exactly

    • @Karkat
      @Karkat 6 років тому +1

      Diles46 - AIRSOFT l
      l

    • @dembean9969
      @dembean9969 6 років тому +2

      What a coincidence I was just watching one of your videos.

    • @Kylometers0
      @Kylometers0 6 років тому +1

      It's fun until you breath in with a bb in the straw

    • @ezedits2222
      @ezedits2222 6 років тому +1

      Had that happen. Sucks ass. But it is an awesome sport

  • @efilwv1635
    @efilwv1635 5 років тому +776

    😂 like I’m about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office.

    • @ryzeyt3854
      @ryzeyt3854 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaha

    • @chancemazer4424
      @chancemazer4424 5 років тому

      I got a hand gun then a bigger gun and that's what I did

  • @rurhmcwatch9410
    @rurhmcwatch9410 5 років тому +3990

    I’m sitting there with my scope like I’m about to put Lindon B johnson into office

    • @bennie2733
      @bennie2733 5 років тому +36

      john wayne I actually cried laughing

    • @cameronhaines2942
      @cameronhaines2942 5 років тому +5

      Ha lamo

    • @cameronhaines2942
      @cameronhaines2942 5 років тому +13

      I'm laughing my ass off 😅

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 5 років тому +19

      Funniest fucking thing ive heard all day. And if i was high.... and not sick. . . I could have appreciated it so much more lol

    • @challengerreviews1134
      @challengerreviews1134 5 років тому +4

      I wanted to write the same 😂

  • @mijasenpai5361
    @mijasenpai5361 2 роки тому +76

    Your videos make my entire week. When my depression is at it's worse, I always go to your videos. They literally save my life. So, I thank you. With all my heart and soul. Thank you so much. 🖤

    • @EnragedPilgrim
      @EnragedPilgrim 2 роки тому +2

      This guy packs more jokes in his videos than I do in my pants B)

    • @michaelb1934
      @michaelb1934 2 роки тому +2

      You are loved by God no matter what you think or do trust that always, seek him and you’ll find, he can and will help anyone out of any situation. Pray have faith. Amen✝️🤟🏻 glad you are still with us

    • @MosesToyAdventure
      @MosesToyAdventure 2 роки тому +1

      Not sure if this a cry for help or a compliment to Brewstew, but God loves you my dude love your life it is precious. You are special 🌄🌄🌄

    • @tmoney1487
      @tmoney1487 2 роки тому

      That sounds very concerning, have you tried professional or medical help for that?

  • @RipRLeeErmey
    @RipRLeeErmey 7 років тому +2177

    _"I'm peaking through my scope like I'm about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office..."_
    Jesus Christ chill

    • @loavy4007
      @loavy4007 7 років тому +15

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman ita funny bro chill

    • @elix901
      @elix901 7 років тому +15

      He has no chill

    • @fishyproduction
      @fishyproduction 7 років тому +17

      Funny thing is GySgt Hartman praised Oswald for is marksman skills in killing Kennedy for being a Marine

    • @travisleon9639
      @travisleon9639 7 років тому +7

      Too soon?

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 7 років тому +8

      That's only because he was a marine and marines are expected to not miss.

  • @jacksonmneal4727
    @jacksonmneal4727 3 роки тому +3302

    I like how he threw his pistol out instead of giving it to Michael

    • @Mr.C_the_Artist
      @Mr.C_the_Artist 2 роки тому +412

      If it was anyone else he would, but it's fucking Michael

    • @MristheMr
      @MristheMr 2 роки тому +65

      @@Mr.C_the_Artist straight facts

    • @jreererer8490
      @jreererer8490 2 роки тому +74

      Hey at the end of the day it's Michael the only one who didn't get in trouble

    • @infintenumber
      @infintenumber 2 роки тому +10

      @@jreererer8490 true

    • @sirtieman
      @sirtieman 2 роки тому +22

      @@jreererer8490 michael had worse than getting caught by the police

  • @hassetjifrebro8222
    @hassetjifrebro8222 4 роки тому +804

    “Like I’m about to put Lyndon B Johnson in to office” God I love this channel

  • @charlesnewman6468
    @charlesnewman6468 2 роки тому +56

    Michaels crying is hilarious

  • @justindepauw4772
    @justindepauw4772 6 років тому +679

    Lmao all the jfk references

  • @mattreynolds3178
    @mattreynolds3178 6 років тому +289

    "Like I'm about to put LBJ into office"
    I love you Tyler

  • @phantomboat1294
    @phantomboat1294 5 років тому +326

    I grew up with nerf guns
    Then I got introduced to airsoft guns
    All hell broke loose

    • @diegomoreno6003
      @diegomoreno6003 5 років тому +10

      I buy an airsoft gun to a nerf fight once.....

    • @jackdriscoll3993
      @jackdriscoll3993 4 роки тому +10

      For a second I thought you wrote a haiku

    • @seanharris4444
      @seanharris4444 4 роки тому

      Me too I was like that

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 4 роки тому +1

      @@diegomoreno6003 I brought the glock to a pistols only round, there were no survivors

  • @breeschannel9237
    @breeschannel9237 Рік тому +34

    Brew=Stan
    Michel=Kenny
    David=cartman
    Kid with blond hair = kyle

    • @neonespeonclash1481
      @neonespeonclash1481 9 місяців тому +2

      The kid with blond hair’s name is Stephen

    • @Asa321-v6h
      @Asa321-v6h 2 місяці тому

      @@neonespeonclash1481how do u know

    • @DigitalClipBoy
      @DigitalClipBoy Місяць тому

      @@Asa321-v6hwatch more Brewstew

    • @RayneVarner
      @RayneVarner Місяць тому

      Michael is definitely Cartman

    • @Asa321-v6h
      @Asa321-v6h Місяць тому

      @@RayneVarner yes because all the stupid shit he says

  • @isaiahmartinez5620
    @isaiahmartinez5620 7 років тому +393

    "Aimin down my scope like about to put Lyndon B Johnson in office" 😂😂😂

    • @destroythesistersorder2863
      @destroythesistersorder2863 6 років тому +8

      Isaiah Martinez "kennedy killer"

    • @haramboi69gays54
      @haramboi69gays54 6 років тому +5

      STOP I KEEP SEEING THAT SHITTY EMOJI

    • @Eric-nt1hs
      @Eric-nt1hs 6 років тому

      Isaiah Martinez its like we watched the same video

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 6 років тому +1

      Isaiah Martinez what the heck they have M-16 rifles what is this Vietnam I love Airsoft guns

    • @mylesgordon6915
      @mylesgordon6915 6 років тому +1

      best quote

  • @kevingerrity7069
    @kevingerrity7069 5 років тому +2421

    " I could conquer the whole godanm world with this thing"
    That's how WW2 started

    • @romeoroberts8647
      @romeoroberts8647 5 років тому +23

      Nah ww1

    • @ItsNerfOrNathan
      @ItsNerfOrNathan 5 років тому +6

      and how it ended

    • @plaguemaster308
      @plaguemaster308 5 років тому +12

      I think world war 1 was more fueled by that line, ww2 was more Germany breaking treaties and wanting revenge for being blammed and humiliated in ww1, treaty of Versailles etc.

    • @captain0981
      @captain0981 5 років тому +1

      David-1994

    • @Allison_the_goober
      @Allison_the_goober 5 років тому +5

      @@plaguemaster308 ww1 was caused mainly by the assassination of francis ferdinand and rising tentions on who had the biggest empire plus the humiliation from the morrocon crisis
      Ww2 was inevitable because Germany wanted revenge because of the terms of the treaty

  • @dangerblox9904
    @dangerblox9904 3 роки тому +750

    imagine if michael showed up at the police station with a straw and a pouch of bbs

    • @Michael-fy1jx
      @Michael-fy1jx 3 роки тому +42

      I did:) men I love my airgun

    • @leodavis4242
      @leodavis4242 3 роки тому +4

      @@Michael-fy1jx 🤣🤣

    • @thegrandpaman7338
      @thegrandpaman7338 3 роки тому +4

      Alright now everyone shut the hell up I have a straw and I know how to choke on it

    • @HOLY_ON3
      @HOLY_ON3 3 роки тому +1

      @@Michael-fy1jx goddamnit Micheal your getting 10 across the ass

    • @kenjikun5512
      @kenjikun5512 3 роки тому +1

      no getting 20 across the ass

  • @GTAman001
    @GTAman001 Рік тому +7

    “My friend is hiding behind the car, I just shoot through the fucking car”🗣️

  • @RozitaVideo
    @RozitaVideo 4 роки тому +144

    “Like I’m about to put Lyndon B. Johnson in office” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @legatelanius6540
      @legatelanius6540 3 роки тому +1

      😅😅😅😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😂😂🥰😂🥰😂😂😅😂😅😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂🤣🤣LOL SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @ricosmoovetv
    @ricosmoovetv 4 роки тому +608

    "That's not full-auto?"
    "No this is"

  • @JJ-bi5qx
    @JJ-bi5qx 4 роки тому +456

    That just shows how the 90s were nuts, playing airsoft in todays day in age there is so much protection that goes into it

    • @catherinejudge7703
      @catherinejudge7703 4 роки тому +4

      True

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 4 роки тому +52

      Airsoft guns were a lot weaker back then. Nearly all BB were 0.12. The highest velocity of guns were like 300FPS, because nearly all of them were imported from Japan which prohibits guns that shoot over like 1J.
      In Japan for example, you got girls playing airsoft without any facial covering at all, because the BB hit so lightly it isn't going to scar or anything like here in the US where people associate power with accuracy, and the fact that US fields are a lot bigger than most Japanese fields.

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 4 роки тому +8

      Nope throw on some glasses if you're worried (I wore a paintball mask) and try not to bleed too much on mom's freshly mopped floor

    • @areyousureyouenteredyourna85
      @areyousureyouenteredyourna85 4 роки тому +1

      Let's not forget frozen paintballs to your friends nutsack after he runs out of ammo to shoot back. 90's kids are tougher and more insane than most. Lol

    • @spanishclasssucks
      @spanishclasssucks 4 роки тому +1

      yeah, I tried to shoot some kid at my house with a Nerf pistol and they fucking cried.

  • @teh_arap
    @teh_arap 2 роки тому +21

    WHY DID THE COP GOT ME LOL 3:26

  • @blooddemon3379
    @blooddemon3379 4 роки тому +212

    "I was around the block waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy Killer" I'm dead🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @vipurledjach
      @vipurledjach 4 роки тому +1

      KENNEDY KILLER IM CRYING

    • @pepeleypeww
      @pepeleypeww 4 роки тому

      Huh...your dead..?so you got something in common with JFK

    • @idiotgirlhrdfu
      @idiotgirlhrdfu 11 місяців тому

      So did Kennedy lmao

  • @ericb9931
    @ericb9931 2 роки тому +175

    Being born in 1990, as a kid they were starting to add the orange and there was a mix of real and unrealistic looking toy guns out there. Kids preferred the real looking and weighing ones. In my neighborhood, at elementary age, we were taught to drop them if the police drove by and we KNEW that if we got shot that it was OUR faults. A different time.

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 Рік тому +2

      Damn kids nowadays don't want to be shot for carrying a goddamn fake gun

    • @ericb9931
      @ericb9931 Рік тому

      @@dysphoria_1.040 if Gen X and Y were smart enough to drop them then what's Gen Z's excuse? What's YOUR excuse for raising entitled R Tards too lazy to do the smart thing? You have none, you're crying for the sake of crying. Lazy, entitled, brats. Wah, wah, I got shot for waving a gun around, wah. Drop it then, you mouth breathing POS.

    • @TomFromYoutube
      @TomFromYoutube Рік тому

      That's ridiculous.

    • @ericb9931
      @ericb9931 Рік тому +7

      @@TomFromUA-cam what's ridiculous is is waving a gun around and expecting to NOT get shot. Nice talk kid, it's past your bedtime.

    • @ericb9931
      @ericb9931 Рік тому +1

      Self accountability died during the millennium apparently

  • @user-ec9tt8dy3f
    @user-ec9tt8dy3f 4 роки тому +2088

    I don’t think this channel has 1 bad video.

    • @cooperrush3647
      @cooperrush3647 4 роки тому +43

      U ain’t wrong that’s for sure

    • @fvrlit
      @fvrlit 4 роки тому +6

      Fr

    • @sexyrat8693
      @sexyrat8693 4 роки тому +3

      periodt

    • @CHEESEYWILLY
      @CHEESEYWILLY 4 роки тому +18

      m.ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @gonkdroid3078
      @gonkdroid3078 4 роки тому +47

      Charlie Hughes i have memorized the rick roll link

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf 6 місяців тому +3

    "Like I'm about to put Lyndon B Johnson into office" 😂😂😂

  • @plushiesadventuresvideos3902
    @plushiesadventuresvideos3902 5 років тому +452

    Should of kept the pistol for secondary weapon

    • @DarrenSengs
      @DarrenSengs 5 років тому +7

      The gaming kid Aka Anthony that’s what I thought

    • @CNT12345
      @CNT12345 5 років тому +38

      Shouldve gave it to micheal

    • @liljim3058
      @liljim3058 5 років тому +5

      @@suckmyballzgameplays7172 yah Micheal is a God damn bastard

    • @unoriginalname4843
      @unoriginalname4843 5 років тому

      It’s a springer springers can barely hit something at 10 feet

    • @Kdog-jc3el
      @Kdog-jc3el 5 років тому

      That's what I thought

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 4 роки тому +1213

    I half-jokingly said “I’ll bet Michael just has a straw”, then he actually did. XD

    • @displaycopied
      @displaycopied 4 роки тому +22

      TBustah yeah that battle sucked

    • @LonelyMinnesotan1
      @LonelyMinnesotan1 4 роки тому +2

      Hey in like number 69

    • @DankChickenMan
      @DankChickenMan 4 роки тому +4

      Cool story bro

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 4 роки тому +3

      @@DankChickenMan It’s not like shooting airsoft BBs through a straw is unheard of. Kipkay put out a video a while back where he showed you how to make a sort of pocket-sized machine gun using a pill bottle and a small plastic tube. It may have even been a straw IIRC. You blow into the pill bottle to force a bunch of BBs through the tube rapidly.

    • @DankChickenMan
      @DankChickenMan 4 роки тому +2

      @@TBustah Okay, i was just saying cool story bro

  • @olliemakesvideos125
    @olliemakesvideos125 6 років тому +382

    “Sitting there, looking through my scope, actin’ like I’m about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office”
    *John F. Kennedy’s 776 fake accounts dislike video*

  • @Vr.boy.28
    @Vr.boy.28 Рік тому +2

    0:28 yo 0:31 😂😂😂😂 I can conquer the whole god**** world with the thing

    • @Vr.boy.28
      @Vr.boy.28 Рік тому

      0:35 rip crybaby 😊😊

  • @madethisforrestrictedvideo9907
    @madethisforrestrictedvideo9907 5 років тому +147

    The assassination jokes are too funny, I scared my dog necause of how hard I was laughing

  • @kav7688
    @kav7688 5 років тому +152

    “ I was waiting to shoot him with my Kennedy killer” 😂

  • @arbyte4
    @arbyte4 4 роки тому +64

    “Puffy arse winter coat in the middle of July” LMAOOOOOOO

    • @areyousureyouenteredyourna85
      @areyousureyouenteredyourna85 4 роки тому +1

      My friend literally wears like four layers even in summer. It's probably because he grew up in a house with a psycho mom who would have a breakdown any time the thermostat went below 90° f, even when it was 110 outside. I literally couldn't breathe in that place, and left with a headache every time.

  • @Potato_1108
    @Potato_1108 2 роки тому +36

    My dad was a policeman and his partner once shot a kid who aimed a airsoft pistol at him. The kid was pretending it was real though and no one knew that it was airsoft. Luckily the kid survived.

    • @Hidude12
      @Hidude12 2 роки тому +4

      2:40

    • @paolafuschetti5843
      @paolafuschetti5843 2 роки тому

      wtf why do americans shot at fvcking kids you guys are INSANE

    • @Potato_1108
      @Potato_1108 2 роки тому +2

      @@paolafuschetti5843 It looked real, and the other said that he was going to shoot. Where are you from?

    • @tuneingfish678
      @tuneingfish678 Рік тому +2

      this is why kids shouldn't get airsoft guns if they can't treat it like a real one

    • @paolafuschetti5843
      @paolafuschetti5843 Рік тому

      @@Potato_1108 in from a place where police knows that kids don’t carry real guns

  • @josh_the_alien
    @josh_the_alien 4 роки тому +729

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly...
    He shoot his cuz in the bacc

  • @Roman-rx2tm
    @Roman-rx2tm 5 років тому +4390

    You could’ve gave that “crappy” handgun to Michael

    • @EasyBreezy-vx5zv
      @EasyBreezy-vx5zv 5 років тому +75

      True

    • @Griffonki
      @Griffonki 5 років тому +582

      His stepdad would have sold it for natural light. And probably would have sold Michael's kidney as well.

    • @Roman-rx2tm
      @Roman-rx2tm 5 років тому +72

      Griffonki oh yeah I forgot. His step dad is a piece of crap

    • @Griffonki
      @Griffonki 5 років тому +87

      @@Roman-rx2tm Was*
      He probably died due to kidney and liver. failure

    • @MarcusAurelius-20VT
      @MarcusAurelius-20VT 4 роки тому +31

      But Michael was asshole

  • @ajwinters2042
    @ajwinters2042 7 років тому +2035

    Michaels over there doesn't even have air soft gun he all shooting BBS through a straw like its a blow Gun 😂😂

    • @TomQuoVadis
      @TomQuoVadis 7 років тому +50

      Aj Winters There was a kid who played with us who did something like that. One of his spring pistols broke so he took the metal tube out and would put a bunch of BBs in his mouth then just spit them out the pipe. The sad thing was, he got better distance and rate of fire than most of the guns we were using at that time.

    • @bobcarrillo7921
      @bobcarrillo7921 7 років тому +2

      Aj Winters h

    • @fatheryomu694
      @fatheryomu694 6 років тому +7

      Aj Winters Michael is broke

    • @ajwinters2042
      @ajwinters2042 6 років тому +1

      +Angela COLEMAN 😂😂😂

    • @monkemonke2161
      @monkemonke2161 6 років тому

      Lol I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @romantech5319
    @romantech5319 7 місяців тому +7

    "Time to put Lyndon B Johnson into office"

  • @unclelou7701
    @unclelou7701 7 років тому +717

    All that training and I still suck at Call of Duty.

  • @jracosta2137
    @jracosta2137 4 роки тому +43

    I lost It when he said” I am about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into Office”

  • @nhldude7866
    @nhldude7866 5 років тому +1467

    This guy made three jfk jokes 😂😂😂👌👏
    |
    \/ lmao thx

    • @deadaccount3533
      @deadaccount3533 5 років тому +8

      NHL dude you're a little late to the party

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 років тому +74

      @@deadaccount3533 I'm sorry I'm a little lost. Can you point me in the direction of someone who gives a single fuck when he commented?

    • @recklesspenguin2230
      @recklesspenguin2230 5 років тому +6

      booty_ hunter420 facts

    • @ghouln362
      @ghouln362 5 років тому +8

      Guns blew his mind! (Pun intended)

    • @iane7474
      @iane7474 5 років тому +2

      @@ghouln362 da bum *TSSSS*

  • @ttv.uLackinFrr
    @ttv.uLackinFrr 2 роки тому +11

    *I can conquer the whole god dam world with this thing*😂

  • @flameburst5585
    @flameburst5585 2 роки тому +61

    Almost choked to death.
    Funniest thing I've ever watched in my life it left me crying

  • @the1andonlyjoseph819
    @the1andonlyjoseph819 7 років тому +353

    "I'm about to put Lindon B Johnson into office" "I was about to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer" XD

    • @alfredosalinas1300
      @alfredosalinas1300 7 років тому +27

      The1andonlyJoseph "big ass scope on top of it like I was gonna assasinate a public official"

    • @gloriachristopher8659
      @gloriachristopher8659 7 років тому +1

      The1andonlyJoseph is kennedy killer a reference from black ops

    • @beastieboy1183
      @beastieboy1183 7 років тому +4

      Are you an idiot Gloria

    • @peytoncampbell2360
      @peytoncampbell2360 7 років тому

      The1andonlyJoseph

    • @Kevindude8868
      @Kevindude8868 7 років тому

      Gloria Christopher Fuck no if you learned your history John F Kennedy was killed by a sniper

  • @lightningrodstudios2441
    @lightningrodstudios2441 3 роки тому +160

    This was the first ever Brewstew vid that I watched. I’m glad I did and continue to watch them. Thanks man for the laughs and good times

  • @blaster915
    @blaster915 Рік тому +2

    2:05 i cracked up 😂😂😂

  • @DavidBrewStew
    @DavidBrewStew 3 роки тому +776

    "I could conquer the whole goddamn world with this thing"

    • @MrWeeb-cx9db
      @MrWeeb-cx9db 3 роки тому +9

      Yes

    • @gaywoman
      @gaywoman 3 роки тому +7

      i just scrolled on this comment while gou were saying it

    • @Belguimofficial
      @Belguimofficial 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrWeeb-cx9db yas

    • @Michael-fy1jx
      @Michael-fy1jx 3 роки тому +15

      I'm got my airgun

    • @the_platapus3522
      @the_platapus3522 3 роки тому +4

      @@Michael-fy1jx God dammit michael i couldve used that money for natty lights, youre gettin 10 across the ass

  • @mino7952
    @mino7952 4 роки тому +117

    2:40 you can hear even Tyler laughed 😂

    • @mrukman2006
      @mrukman2006 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @thethreems
      @thethreems 3 роки тому +3

      I just realized that

    • @thatxhy
      @thatxhy 3 роки тому +2

      I couldn't hear it

    • @mino7952
      @mino7952 3 роки тому +2

      @@thatxhy maybe Turn the volume up

    • @mrukman2006
      @mrukman2006 3 роки тому +1

      @@thatxhy listen again

  • @WhimsyLove
    @WhimsyLove 4 роки тому +761

    Why havent criminals thought of putting orange nail polish on their guns?

    • @dirtydan693
      @dirtydan693 4 роки тому +61

      Some criminals do put orange caps on real guns and paint them to look like toys to sneak them past security

    • @MichaelJohnson-uo3ef
      @MichaelJohnson-uo3ef 4 роки тому +32

      @Evelina Sturma Evasion, the longer you can fool someone with thinking its a toy the more damage they can do. It buys time before their cover is blown and either killed or arrested.

    • @2mono7
      @2mono7 4 роки тому +13

      @@MichaelJohnson-uo3ef Have you done this before?

    • @Shrek-sg3jq
      @Shrek-sg3jq 4 роки тому +7

      @@2mono7 😂

    • @MichaelJohnson-uo3ef
      @MichaelJohnson-uo3ef 4 роки тому +8

      @@2mono7 👀

  • @kareemabdel-jabbar
    @kareemabdel-jabbar 2 роки тому +1

    “Looking through my scope, like about i’m bout to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office.” Bro this is too much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

  • @braydenbone9843
    @braydenbone9843 4 роки тому +40

    2:55 Kenny killer that made me laugh 😂😂😂😂

  • @MegaMan-bs3oy
    @MegaMan-bs3oy 5 років тому +83

    Kennedy killer "putting B Johnson into office" holy shit so good

  • @Alleysun72
    @Alleysun72 4 роки тому +466

    Ah sweet this is sweet!

    • @Majin4Star
      @Majin4Star 4 роки тому +23

      *Kills Micheal

    • @methmonster
      @methmonster 4 роки тому +7

      @@1Takumi-Fujiwara1 sure you do lmfao

    • @rustyshackleford3362
      @rustyshackleford3362 4 роки тому +6

      @@1Takumi-Fujiwara1 ok sure what brand is it uk arms

    • @jj-ho3hn
      @jj-ho3hn 4 роки тому +3

      Beat the FUCK outa that butterfly

    • @nicknotsogood6796
      @nicknotsogood6796 4 роки тому +1

      @@1Takumi-Fujiwara1 when the fuck did we ask?

  • @The_home_depot9
    @The_home_depot9 6 місяців тому +2

    When he said “Kennedy killer” my fucking soul left my body I laughed so hard

  • @corpsmandoge3184
    @corpsmandoge3184 5 років тому +30

    Me n the bois then: Using cheap BB guns to play.
    Me n the bois now: Putting simmunition bolt carrier groups and barrels in our real ARs and Glocks so we can shoot each other with training rounds

    • @hansorsic7387
      @hansorsic7387 4 роки тому +1

      well now i have to go spend more money

  • @swing_yo_pole2710
    @swing_yo_pole2710 4 роки тому +176

    0:39 priceless

    • @dbnpluto768
      @dbnpluto768 3 роки тому +3

      Questionable pfp but it’s naruto so I respect it

    • @swing_yo_pole2710
      @swing_yo_pole2710 3 роки тому +1

      @@dbnpluto768 thanks haha

    • @bigjj3862
      @bigjj3862 3 роки тому

      Good choice on ur pfp

  • @lolosbizarreadventure
    @lolosbizarreadventure 6 років тому +89

    1:47 I CHOKED

  • @Shadowgamingishim
    @Shadowgamingishim 2 місяці тому +1

    “Friend hiding behind the car and shit, just shoot through the fucking car” 😂😂

  • @michaelfines8946
    @michaelfines8946 2 роки тому +50

    You're videos always bring me back here. Being born in 1990 I can relate to 90% of your content. Keep it up please.

  • @rexyboyfeildman6008
    @rexyboyfeildman6008 4 роки тому +24

    “Waiting for David to come with my Kennedy-killer” I am dead😂😂

  • @gamerzalex9778
    @gamerzalex9778 6 років тому +312

    0:38 DAVID WTF

    • @raincorrine8062
      @raincorrine8062 5 років тому +5

      Bit of a trend setter i got to say

    • @BenDover-vs2oq
      @BenDover-vs2oq 5 років тому +4

      Because like week later every kid on the block had an airsoft gun

    • @bryanbrayn9226
      @bryanbrayn9226 5 років тому +3

      @@BenDover-vs2oq they didnt even have a normal airsoft guns, like i did

    • @reiniest
      @reiniest 5 років тому +3

      They had this like battery powered m16 tactical shit

    • @youmad6372
      @youmad6372 5 років тому +3

      Fully automatic get shot in the face 30 times in 4 seconds

  • @SomeRandomPersonOnline-z3k
    @SomeRandomPersonOnline-z3k Рік тому

    2:54 I should've not laughed as hard as I did when he said "Kennedy killer" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @QuickFlixDae
    @QuickFlixDae 7 років тому +35

    First video, first time laughing at a UA-camr. And not that awkward blow thru nose laugh.

  • @imblazeyk6289
    @imblazeyk6289 3 роки тому +46

    “I can conquer the whole world with this thing!”

  • @anthonychavez3742
    @anthonychavez3742 6 років тому +80

    I have seen this one 1000 times...too funny.

  • @joshuaburkey5841
    @joshuaburkey5841 10 місяців тому +1

    This is the brewstew that I always come back too😂 such a good piece

  • @xsheeeshx29
    @xsheeeshx29 7 років тому +76

    This has to be the 6th time I've watched this video... I love it.

    • @sirchryslerofthephaeton1232
      @sirchryslerofthephaeton1232 7 років тому +3

      My 900th time

    • @friskdreemurr2252
      @friskdreemurr2252 6 років тому +3

      It's my 10000000000.220374837363744634644777575757578585758547848487977657585867786868686)67569585857(5856656575585886866878857473035765987-366564455738495755758595856587458557575757565784852093846463824858756⁴454774748848474757576767757677767768687686886668585885686868688688888889999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999909999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th time since my dad showed it to me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gamertown6451
      @gamertown6451 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @iamcringey5990
      @iamcringey5990 6 років тому

      23th time

  • @dj-ze5rz
    @dj-ze5rz 6 років тому +170

    1:49
    You sure that's an airsoft gun?
    Wow thanks for all the likes :D

    • @pz1007
      @pz1007 6 років тому

      @Snowy_ Chu how it killed some one

    • @thedestroyermate2757
      @thedestroyermate2757 6 років тому

      It's ok he wil- be fine yea

    • @thaxks187
      @thaxks187 6 років тому +2

      @@pz1007 he was joking about how powerful it is.

    • @pz1007
      @pz1007 6 років тому

      @@thaxks187 I know about the car but it was werid for a toy gun to kill somebody

    • @thaxks187
      @thaxks187 6 років тому

      Ahh

  • @pinkdiamond3009
    @pinkdiamond3009 6 років тому +51

    This dude is hilarious I mean someone give him His own comedy show

  • @antonvaldez9388
    @antonvaldez9388 3 місяці тому +4

    1:32 blud just predicted the assassination of donald trump💀

    • @Lolz.spat.on.u
      @Lolz.spat.on.u 2 місяці тому

      This was 7 years ago

    • @RandomGuy-gp4qz
      @RandomGuy-gp4qz 19 днів тому

      He legit didn’t mention or reference trump at all, he referenced jfk more with his vice president callout

    • @MorbidCrow
      @MorbidCrow 10 днів тому

      He also predicted Luigi Mangioni with the health care CEO

  • @arapaima7143
    @arapaima7143 5 років тому +50

    1:46 the gun is so strong it pushes you back

  • @USSTexasfan
    @USSTexasfan 6 років тому +76

    *I'm peeking through my scope, like I'm about to put Lyndon b Johnson into office*
    Ok have fun

  • @the_one_yoinky_sploinky
    @the_one_yoinky_sploinky 3 роки тому +55

    Brewstew: They had those, fucking, battery-powered M16 shit.
    Also Brewstew: *draws them with an M4A1*
    *jesus fucking christ, y’all that hungry for an argument-*

  • @gettingbetter1911
    @gettingbetter1911 6 місяців тому

    Bro without hesitation 0:34 just had on the floor😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Chaotic_Club
    @Chaotic_Club 4 роки тому +92

    Imagine fighting in a war and then one of the soldiers starts screaming “timeout timeout!” Because he had to reload in the middle of a battle

    • @alextelson4416
      @alextelson4416 4 роки тому +2

      BITCH THERE IS NO TIME OUT IN WAR!

    • @callsignvapor07
      @callsignvapor07 3 роки тому +1

      It’s actually a war crime to shoot someone when they are reloading. Of course, our enemies don’t follow by laws.

    • @callsignvapor07
      @callsignvapor07 3 роки тому +1

      @Camden Amrine Either way, attacking someone when they’re reloading is a war crime.

    • @mrtrollface9469
      @mrtrollface9469 3 роки тому +2

      So basically the Civil War

    • @PUNISHERMHS_2021
      @PUNISHERMHS_2021 2 роки тому

      @@callsignvapor07 wait seriously? Tf kinda law is tha? •ounds like it was made by a very salty country that got its ass kicked.

  • @paxtonk2414
    @paxtonk2414 7 років тому +731

    brewstew you guys are so funny love your videos😊

    • @demogamez296
      @demogamez296 7 років тому +9

      PAXTONK same man....I cant get enough of em......

    • @toxicbagel9716
      @toxicbagel9716 7 років тому

      PAXTONK He's one person,

  • @johnisapplejuice4875
    @johnisapplejuice4875 6 років тому +263

    0:11 I need a gif of dat

  • @ARGFOREVER2
    @ARGFOREVER2 Місяць тому +5

    0:10 and they are freaking awesome

  • @eohq
    @eohq 5 років тому +88

    1:28 why? A secondary weapon is important for a sniper

    • @FainperryChannel
      @FainperryChannel 4 роки тому +6

      Exactly, how are you gonna protect yourself at short-medium range with that huge one?

    • @doomslayerplushie6662
      @doomslayerplushie6662 4 роки тому +2

      @@FainperryChannel bayo charge on that bitch

    • @greyfinch2565
      @greyfinch2565 4 роки тому +4

      @ッNiSScoT Bruh it's gotta be a 360 no-scope headshot

    • @Wrong5328
      @Wrong5328 4 роки тому +2

      @@FainperryChannel Tell that to the stereotypical Gunner mains in NobleReign's Kit Battle

    • @xerusume
      @xerusume 4 роки тому +5

      Most likely it was a spring pistol, if so it wouldn't have been that effective as a sniper sidearm

  • @wally9540
    @wally9540 5 років тому +81

    The boys:
    Tyler: The main man
    David: Attention deficit
    Steven: Has a little bro
    Matt: The little bro AKA punching bag
    Michael: Someone no one likes
    Tommy: Tall kid who's drawing looks like a banana
    Tell me if I forgot someone

  • @potatoman8178
    @potatoman8178 5 років тому +264

    Shot my cousin in the back had a closed casket
    I’m dead
    The Kennedy killer

  • @ThatchillMf
    @ThatchillMf Рік тому +2

    David literally predicted the future with that one sentence because funny enough a man hold up a radio station with a airsoft rifle