Brewstew - Airsoft Guns
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2017
- Nothing like getting shot in the fingernail.
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I see his childhood as a South Park series
Facts
Same
L99k
Fax
Fax
"I'm peaking through my scope, like I'm about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office."
Priceless.
Nick Moreno PRICELESS HUH CAPTAIN PRICE
Turns out Tyler was lee Harvey Oswald in a past life
Ya
Fucking
@@MsTalty no swearing
Fun fact: in Japan it’s actually encouraged to take your tips off of your airsoft guns to scare off potential criminals
Ohh good idea
In Japan they don't even come with orange tips. None do at all. They're expected to be treated and transported like real firearms and because real firearms are illegal over there there's no reason to distinguish
Another fun fact: as long as you don’t want to resell your gun you can take off the annoying ass orange tip with zero legal repercussions
Fun fact: in the US I can use a real gun to shoot a criminal in the face!
@@Sci_X1 lmao, there may be deadly repercussions tho
My half-drunk ass spent an hour laughing at all of your videos. So many stories reminded me of my childhood misadventures. Keep up the good work!
wow paying money
@@TewityPlays he paid money because he has it and you dont loser
@@TewityPlays what’s wrong with that?
1:20
@@TewityPlays money=Better Animation Equipment=Better Animation + More Stories
The public official jokes in this video were mind-blowing.
So amazing my chest hurts
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Really breathtaking.
@@aidannotfunny yeah to the point I couldn’t breath 😂
"My Kennedy Killer"
Funniest shit ever!
That is funny
“Like I’m about to put Lyndon B Johnson into office
Owo
@@haloforza4919 well you'd upgrade yet
Epic
Being born in 1990, as a kid they were starting to add the orange and there was a mix of real and unrealistic looking toy guns out there. Kids preferred the real looking and weighing ones. In my neighborhood, at elementary age, we were taught to drop them if the police drove by and we KNEW that if we got shot that it was OUR faults. A different time.
Damn kids nowadays don't want to be shot for carrying a goddamn fake gun
@@dysphoria_1.040 if Gen X and Y were smart enough to drop them then what's Gen Z's excuse? What's YOUR excuse for raising entitled R Tards too lazy to do the smart thing? You have none, you're crying for the sake of crying. Lazy, entitled, brats. Wah, wah, I got shot for waving a gun around, wah. Drop it then, you mouth breathing POS.
That's ridiculous.
@@TomFromUA-cam what's ridiculous is is waving a gun around and expecting to NOT get shot. Nice talk kid, it's past your bedtime.
Self accountability died during the millennium apparently
i love how Michael uses his puffy jacket as armor
I did this for paintball it actually worked well. Paintballs would not break nor would they leave the trademark big ass welt+bruise too wore it under my long sleeve shirt.
I lost it when he called his rifle "Kennedy killer"
INDIDOT I know
Best fucking part
INDIDOT sniper but best part ever
If you didn't know (which you probably did) the ''Kennedy killer'' joke was about President Kennedy -the guy who wanted the USA to go to the moon- , who was killed with a deer rifle!
Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
“I’m peeking through my scope, like I’m about to put Lindon B. Johnson into office.”
Im done 😂😂😂
Moises Lugardo Lyndon*
Do you get the joke, Moises?
Yeah, it's about JFk's assasination
I read that JUST as he said it in he video XD
I knew the Kennedy killer part was gonna happen after he said that
Michael is secretly Kenny McCormick
I come back here again and again for this one. One of my favourites 😂. "Looking through my scope like I'm about to put Linden B. Johnson into office'😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah, this is the first video that brought me to brewstew.
Same.
Same
Same fucking shit
Same.
Same my guy
Abe Lincoln: *enjoying a nice play after a stessful day of work*
John Wilkes Booth: 0:34
0:35
ua-cam.com/video/8-hI2Fhyg2c/v-deo.html
Lol
*this is sweet!*
@@jsvnabsb8265 thank you for that blessing
WHY DID THE COP GOT ME LOL 3:26
Brew=Stan
Michel=Kenny
David=cartman
Kid with blond hair = kyle
The kid with blond hair’s name is Stephen
"I was around the block waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer" 😂😂😂😂
Joshua Lacaze fr this shit be making me laugh🤣🤣🤣
LOL
XD
That’s my rifle
I like how he threw his pistol out instead of giving it to Michael
If it was anyone else he would, but it's fucking Michael
@@Mr.C_the_Artist straight facts
Hey at the end of the day it's Michael the only one who didn't get in trouble
@@jreererer8490 true
@@jreererer8490 michael had worse than getting caught by the police
“My friend is hiding behind the car, I just shoot through the fucking car”🗣️
My dad was a policeman and his partner once shot a kid who aimed a airsoft pistol at him. The kid was pretending it was real though and no one knew that it was airsoft. Luckily the kid survived.
2:40
wtf why do americans shot at fvcking kids you guys are INSANE
@@paolafuschetti5843 It looked real, and the other said that he was going to shoot. Where are you from?
this is why kids shouldn't get airsoft guns if they can't treat it like a real one
@@Potato_1108 in from a place where police knows that kids don’t carry real guns
😂 like I’m about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office.
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaha
I got a hand gun then a bigger gun and that's what I did
Your videos make my entire week. When my depression is at it's worse, I always go to your videos. They literally save my life. So, I thank you. With all my heart and soul. Thank you so much. 🖤
This guy packs more jokes in his videos than I do in my pants B)
You are loved by God no matter what you think or do trust that always, seek him and you’ll find, he can and will help anyone out of any situation. Pray have faith. Amen✝️🤟🏻 glad you are still with us
Not sure if this a cry for help or a compliment to Brewstew, but God loves you my dude love your life it is precious. You are special 🌄🌄🌄
That sounds very concerning, have you tried professional or medical help for that?
*I can conquer the whole god dam world with this thing*😂
Police: put that gun down right now!
David: no it’s just an airs-
*gunshots*
oh g a w d
*david walks away*
David: I warned them...
KaiZerMier Krazy r/wooosh
KaiZerMier Krazy as in you were you joking or you didn’t get that the joke is David killed the police with an airsoft gun
@@pyjamadan9848 i got the joke its just shit and unfunny and idiotic
0:39 that was the best day of my life
What the heck though we lost because of your adhd having ass
...
This is the best lmao XD
Yea Michael deserves that because he's an asshole
stephen hi
I waited 4 years to rewatch this video finally owning an airsoft gun
David literally predicted the future with that one sentence because funny enough a man hold up a radio station with a airsoft rifle
"I was waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer" 😂
I’m sitting there with my scope like I’m about to put Lindon B johnson into office
john wayne I actually cried laughing
Ha lamo
I'm laughing my ass off 😅
Funniest fucking thing ive heard all day. And if i was high.... and not sick. . . I could have appreciated it so much more lol
I wanted to write the same 😂
if there's one thing this guy is good at it's JFK jokes. if there's two things he's good at it's making Michael cry.
This is the brewstew that I always come back too😂 such a good piece
Lmao all the jfk references
Nice bape account
Hi my fellow bathing ape
“Big ass scope on it, like I was gonnaaa, assassinate a public official”
“Lookin through my scope, like I’m bout to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office”
🤣🤣🤣 dude I love this channel
Don't forget" waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer"
This dude is fucking amazing
kendy killer
Also "Committing an act of domestic terrorism."
@Kenton Murphy lol
In airsoft for a handgun for you I recommend a tti pit viper with a flared mag well CNC slide extended mag c02 powered with a smooth bore
“Awe sweet, this is sweet” will always live in my head for now on
You could’ve gave that “crappy” handgun to Michael
True
His stepdad would have sold it for natural light. And probably would have sold Michael's kidney as well.
Griffonki oh yeah I forgot. His step dad is a piece of crap
@@Roman-rx2tm Was*
He probably died due to kidney and liver. failure
But Michael was asshole
I grew up with nerf guns
Then I got introduced to airsoft guns
All hell broke loose
I buy an airsoft gun to a nerf fight once.....
For a second I thought you wrote a haiku
Me too I was like that
@@diegomoreno6003 I brought the glock to a pistols only round, there were no survivors
Off brand Southpark be like: no hate love the Chanell keep up the good work
This was the video that got me into airsoft
Should of kept the pistol for secondary weapon
The gaming kid Aka Anthony that’s what I thought
Shouldve gave it to micheal
@@suckmyballzgameplays7172 yah Micheal is a God damn bastard
It’s a springer springers can barely hit something at 10 feet
That's what I thought
Accurate 10/10... Was just a toy til the first BB gets stuck in a face.
Diles46 - AIRSOFT exactly
Diles46 - AIRSOFT l
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What a coincidence I was just watching one of your videos.
It's fun until you breath in with a bb in the straw
Had that happen. Sucks ass. But it is an awesome sport
I just binged like 100 of these videos they are too funny
David is the reason why we can’t spray paint the tips back 🤣
All that training and I still suck at Call of Duty.
Uncle Lou same. Unless it's bo2 with the ballista lol
Uncle Lou heheheheh
OriginalDarkMew ik
Uncle Lou u garbage
Uncle Lou go home your drunk!
I’m officially calling every sniper rifle I use in Cod the Kennedy Killer
do it
I have a real Kennedy killer Mossberg ATR 100 look it up
@@specmage1247 i thought it was a carcano
My sniper loadout in CoD Warzone is called Kennedy Killer btw.
@@Arthurzeiro war zone is ass for monetary GAIN damn Activision
bro this is funny as hell good job
I remember playing airsoft as a kid with my brother and friends vs my buddies older brother and his friends. We had pump action, they had full auto. They would just run up to us and spray us.
_"I'm peaking through my scope like I'm about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office..."_
Jesus Christ chill
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman ita funny bro chill
He has no chill
Funny thing is GySgt Hartman praised Oswald for is marksman skills in killing Kennedy for being a Marine
Too soon?
That's only because he was a marine and marines are expected to not miss.
"That's not full-auto?"
"No this is"
Oh yeah I get it
It’s from that one video were they think he is playing full auto in buildings
dAMN- okay okay
@@Some1Gentleman I yeah I've seen it
*insert Gatling gun sound's*
BRRRRRRRT
"Like I'm gonna put Lyndon B. Johnson into office" had me rolling lol
“Had a law in order episode in the front yard”
💀
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He shoot his cuz in the bacc
oh no replys lol
Joshie Boi lol
and he died or IT was a joke
That meme is older than my bitch mom.
It pierced its back tho
Jk
I don’t think this channel has 1 bad video.
U ain’t wrong that’s for sure
Fr
periodt
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Charlie Hughes i have memorized the rick roll link
This is hands down one of if not my favorite brewstew vidio
This was the first vid I saw of this man never turning back
" I could conquer the whole godanm world with this thing"
That's how WW2 started
Nah ww1
and how it ended
I think world war 1 was more fueled by that line, ww2 was more Germany breaking treaties and wanting revenge for being blammed and humiliated in ww1, treaty of Versailles etc.
David-1994
@@plaguemaster308 ww1 was caused mainly by the assassination of francis ferdinand and rising tentions on who had the biggest empire plus the humiliation from the morrocon crisis
Ww2 was inevitable because Germany wanted revenge because of the terms of the treaty
Choose your playstyle
Pistol- light infantry
Ar16- medium infantry
Sniper- heavy infantry
Straw- assassin
Nah sniper is for that recon infantry
Pistol for me :3
You mean ar15 mate
You need more likes
Sniper
This is a good funny video from Brewstew about him and his friends playing with airsoft guns and thank you for uploading it Brewstew
This was the first brewstew video i saw😍
imagine if michael showed up at the police station with a straw and a pouch of bbs
I did:) men I love my airgun
@@Michael-fy1jx 🤣🤣
Alright now everyone shut the hell up I have a straw and I know how to choke on it
@@Michael-fy1jx goddamnit Micheal your getting 10 across the ass
no getting 20 across the ass
"I was around the block waiting to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy Killer" I'm dead🤣🤣😂🤣
KENNEDY KILLER IM CRYING
Huh...your dead..?so you got something in common with JFK
So did Kennedy lmao
This is my favorite brewstew video ever
Bro this whole episode was hilarious i played airsoft too and had the cops called on me mutiple times for just playing in my own back yard xD
"Aimin down my scope like about to put Lyndon B Johnson in office" 😂😂😂
Isaiah Martinez "kennedy killer"
STOP I KEEP SEEING THAT SHITTY EMOJI
Isaiah Martinez its like we watched the same video
Isaiah Martinez what the heck they have M-16 rifles what is this Vietnam I love Airsoft guns
best quote
“Like I’m about to put Lyndon B Johnson in to office” God I love this channel
Same
thats the line that earned a subscribe from me.
My vice president
Same lol
Same
“Looking through my scope, like about i’m bout to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office.” Bro this is too much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂
Hella funny, I wish I played with BB guns with plastic ammo. It was still fun with spring action.
“Like I’m about to put Lyndon B. Johnson in office” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😂😂🥰😂🥰😂😂😅😂😅😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂🤣🤣LOL SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH
“Sitting there, looking through my scope, actin’ like I’m about to put Lyndon B. Johnson into office”
*John F. Kennedy’s 776 fake accounts dislike video*
I know right
OllieMakesVideos trolls you can't get enough of them
He made 224 more fake accounts
W O O F
I can’t even tho 😂
me and my friend love watching you keep up the good work
I don’t think I’ll ever find a video without you saying alright first thing I’ve been looking for to long
This guy made three jfk jokes 😂😂😂👌👏
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\/ lmao thx
NHL dude you're a little late to the party
@@deadaccount3533 I'm sorry I'm a little lost. Can you point me in the direction of someone who gives a single fuck when he commented?
booty_ hunter420 facts
Guns blew his mind! (Pun intended)
@@ghouln362 da bum *TSSSS*
I half-jokingly said “I’ll bet Michael just has a straw”, then he actually did. XD
TBustah yeah that battle sucked
Hey in like number 69
Cool story bro
@@DankChickenMan It’s not like shooting airsoft BBs through a straw is unheard of. Kipkay put out a video a while back where he showed you how to make a sort of pocket-sized machine gun using a pill bottle and a small plastic tube. It may have even been a straw IIRC. You blow into the pill bottle to force a bunch of BBs through the tube rapidly.
@@TBustah Okay, i was just saying cool story bro
As an airsoft gun owner I can confirm it is as fun as advertised.
Oh my God I love your comics please do not stop continue doing these you should do a full length movie or TV show
"I could conquer the whole goddamn world with this thing"
Yes
i just scrolled on this comment while gou were saying it
@@MrWeeb-cx9db yas
I'm got my airgun
@@Michael-fy1jx God dammit michael i couldve used that money for natty lights, youre gettin 10 across the ass
Why havent criminals thought of putting orange nail polish on their guns?
Some criminals do put orange caps on real guns and paint them to look like toys to sneak them past security
@Evelina Sturma Evasion, the longer you can fool someone with thinking its a toy the more damage they can do. It buys time before their cover is blown and either killed or arrested.
@@MichaelJohnson-uo3ef Have you done this before?
@@2mono7 😂
@@2mono7 👀
Now this is some top tier stuff
P99 airsoft gun is awesome
"Like I'm about to put LBJ into office"
I love you Tyler
LMAO
best quote
It played as I read this
Does anyone actually get the joke?
you're gay.
“ I was waiting to shoot him with my Kennedy killer” 😂
This is the best thing I've seen on the internet today😂😂 I'm subscribing.
This should be a tv show! 😂😂😂
"I'm about to put Lindon B Johnson into office" "I was about to shoot David in the teeth with my Kennedy killer" XD
The1andonlyJoseph "big ass scope on top of it like I was gonna assasinate a public official"
The1andonlyJoseph is kennedy killer a reference from black ops
Are you an idiot Gloria
The1andonlyJoseph
Gloria Christopher Fuck no if you learned your history John F Kennedy was killed by a sniper
That just shows how the 90s were nuts, playing airsoft in todays day in age there is so much protection that goes into it
True
Airsoft guns were a lot weaker back then. Nearly all BB were 0.12. The highest velocity of guns were like 300FPS, because nearly all of them were imported from Japan which prohibits guns that shoot over like 1J.
In Japan for example, you got girls playing airsoft without any facial covering at all, because the BB hit so lightly it isn't going to scar or anything like here in the US where people associate power with accuracy, and the fact that US fields are a lot bigger than most Japanese fields.
Nope throw on some glasses if you're worried (I wore a paintball mask) and try not to bleed too much on mom's freshly mopped floor
Let's not forget frozen paintballs to your friends nutsack after he runs out of ammo to shoot back. 90's kids are tougher and more insane than most. Lol
yeah, I tried to shoot some kid at my house with a Nerf pistol and they fucking cried.
I love your videos, they are so funny
Why does Mikey always get hurt he’s like Kenny the one always gets hurt
Ah sweet this is sweet!
*Kills Micheal
@@Juwz- sure you do lmfao
@@Juwz- ok sure what brand is it uk arms
Beat the FUCK outa that butterfly
@@Juwz- when the fuck did we ask?
“Puffy arse winter coat in the middle of July” LMAOOOOOOO
My friend literally wears like four layers even in summer. It's probably because he grew up in a house with a psycho mom who would have a breakdown any time the thermostat went below 90° f, even when it was 110 outside. I literally couldn't breathe in that place, and left with a headache every time.
“My s*** looks like a happy meal toy compared to yours” I was on the floor laughing for 10 minutes 😂😂😂
What I find really ironic is the wiffle bat is probably more dangerous than the airsoft gun
0:39 priceless
Questionable pfp but it’s naruto so I respect it
@@dbnpluto768 thanks haha
Good choice on ur pfp
Michaels over there doesn't even have air soft gun he all shooting BBS through a straw like its a blow Gun 😂😂
Aj Winters There was a kid who played with us who did something like that. One of his spring pistols broke so he took the metal tube out and would put a bunch of BBs in his mouth then just spit them out the pipe. The sad thing was, he got better distance and rate of fire than most of the guns we were using at that time.
Aj Winters h
Aj Winters Michael is broke
+Angela COLEMAN 😂😂😂
Lol I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would watch his videos like a classic TV cartoon
ah the 1000 time I watched this.Never gets old :)
1:47 I CHOKED
@@jonnycedu5449 OOOOOH
@@jonnycedu5449 dam boi
That's what she said ;) lol
0:38 DAVID WTF
Bit of a trend setter i got to say
Because like week later every kid on the block had an airsoft gun
@@BenDover-vs2oq they didnt even have a normal airsoft guns, like i did
They had this like battery powered m16 tactical shit
Fully automatic get shot in the face 30 times in 4 seconds
This might have been the first episode I’ve watched from you, now I click every new video.
First brewstew video i ever watched
2:55 Kenny killer that made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
Kennity*
@@amog_us496 Kennedy*
@@carlaconnolly6038 kittenity*