KANGEN CRINGE | ENAGIC WATER CULT *BIG YIKES*

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  • @liryns
    @liryns 3 роки тому +138

    so let me get this straight...
    she went to the garden and made a tea of some random herbs steeped in tap water, then vomits and blames it on the water.
    .....?

    • @AlexisArtemisGreenHoward1
      @AlexisArtemisGreenHoward1 Рік тому +5

      God knows what cind of herbs she boiled 💇

    • @1-eye-willy
      @1-eye-willy Рік тому +2

      im sure it was the opium lettuce that made them ssick not the tap water

  • @Mrsw8818
    @Mrsw8818 3 роки тому +146

    That’s SO TRUE! If water absorbed like that into the skin, we could literally just dip our hands in alcohol and get drunk by that logic.

  • @carmenwilwert5066
    @carmenwilwert5066 3 роки тому +123

    My theory about these water systems is that these people feel amazing because they're finally drinking enough water on a daily basis. There's nothing special about the water, but when you've been chronically dehydrated, then finally being properly hydrated feels pretty awesome. Basically they have the sunk cost fallacy about drinking water

    • @jenmdawg
      @jenmdawg 3 роки тому +7

      There is something to this. I’ve witnessed total transformations twice in my life when they both actually drank enough water for the first time in their life. One was a coworker in her 50s and the other was a kid who entered a good foster home - both were different people in a matter of days.

    • @77Zuriel77
      @77Zuriel77 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly my thoughts! I've consumed Kangen water, and it is definitely a lighter taste, and you can drink more of it. Drinking more water will automatically improve various maladies, so I doubt most, if any of the effects are due to the Kangen- ness of the water.

  • @jessicabillhardt8776
    @jessicabillhardt8776 3 роки тому +358

    How did she get a UTI if her body is "pure"? Also, she probably threw up because she found "herbs" in the garden and decided to drink them.

    • @lauraeliza1997
      @lauraeliza1997 3 роки тому +19

      That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!

    • @jessikarabbid4720
      @jessikarabbid4720 3 роки тому +23

      There are a multitude of ways you can develop a UTI. Sex is the one you obviously know about. Poor personal hygiene, medical conditions, and not fully emptying your bladder can also cause a UTI.

    • @chrish8803
      @chrish8803 3 роки тому +4

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @ladyv5655
      @ladyv5655 3 роки тому +23

      Dehydration is one thing that contributes to UTIs. Better to drink tap water than get a UTI.

    • @whyaddnamehere
      @whyaddnamehere 3 роки тому +11

      I have a medical condition that can cause chronic UTI's if I'm not extra careful. She's obviously not drinking enough water to flush her system and not keeping herself clean down there. Also, baths can cause them from not rinsing yourself off properly afterwards. She needs cranberry juice (100% fruit) and learn how to bathe right.

  • @flatlandertransplant
    @flatlandertransplant 3 роки тому +162

    What are the chances the poor girl who threw up tap water got sick from the herbs she used to make the tea...? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤢

    • @mslil65
      @mslil65 3 роки тому +5

      Eaxctly!

    • @ScarlettKay494
      @ScarlettKay494 3 роки тому +4

      That’s what I was thinking too!

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 3 роки тому +12

      Who wants to bet that she's had minimal or no training on wild herbs? Moon probably picked random leaves cuz she 'felt in her energy that they were good' or some other BS like that.

    • @pizzarat3275
      @pizzarat3275 3 роки тому +3

      It's possible she threw up because of the infection. I've had a lot of them thanks to bad genetics and puking is definitely something that can happen.

  • @TregunaPrice
    @TregunaPrice 3 роки тому +172

    Kangen huns: “Whatever you put on your skin, ends up in your body”
    Me: *fills bathtub with vodka and white claw*

    • @candicejohnsonpollowitz3583
      @candicejohnsonpollowitz3583 3 роки тому +4

      Why am I just sticky now though?

    • @iamcasihart
      @iamcasihart 2 роки тому +1

      I’d roll around in a tub of hospital grade Dilaudid, Cashmere Mist Eau de Parfum, and overpriced Champagne. 💭🥳😍

    • @bernardshrewsbury
      @bernardshrewsbury 2 роки тому

      Lmmfao looooveeeee it!!!!

  • @rn2787
    @rn2787 3 роки тому +132

    Look I am a feminist, but asking people to use a period product, literally any of the available products, to stop them from getting blood everywhere in public isn't misogynistic. I am all for the government giving people that can't afford it an unlimited supply of whatever they use. All I want is for people to use them. That's not period shaming it's public sanitation.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 роки тому +33

      Also I do not want my period blood to go everywhere. I definitely do not want it to trickle down my legs, thank you very much.
      Period products were invented by women, for women. Its a necessary product and in fact, in less developed countries, teenage girls often lose out on education because they don't have period products.

    • @rn2787
      @rn2787 3 роки тому +21

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 yeah I don't get it. It's one thing if someone doesn't have access to products, but let's be real here the people in this video have the ability to buy products. We take everything for granted here in the "developed world". There are millions of people that wish they could get a tampon, medication, etc...

    • @42Fossy
      @42Fossy 3 роки тому +33

      For real, like, I used to work in retail, and one thing they hammered into us is that blood isn't just an "ew, gross, clean this up" mess - it's a legit biohazard that you need special qualifications in order to clean up. If we ever found blood while cleaning the bathrooms, we needed to call the higher ups to send in the specialized cleaning crew, because they didn't want us humble courtesy clerks getting potentially life-threatening diseases. Your period blood isn't magically exempt from carrying whatever nasty bloodborne pathogens are in your system just because it has "womb magic" or whatever bullshit.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 роки тому +19

      @@42Fossy ALSO IMPORTANT
      Blood diseases are a very real thing and I feel like not enough people take them seriously enough. Its not just a "third world" issue.

    • @rn2787
      @rn2787 3 роки тому +12

      @@42Fossy yup. It's just basic hygiene and sanitation.

  • @champagnebliss
    @champagnebliss 3 роки тому +264

    This is wild.
    People all over the world would do anything to have access to the tap water we have in the west.
    Imagine if these *very concerned, woke people* (sarcasm) put this energy to something actually helpful to water concerns....
    That creep giggly bladder infection girl will haunt my dreams lol

    • @butterflyperez7925
      @butterflyperez7925 3 роки тому +2

      Yasss

    • @bobbiedaniel9347
      @bobbiedaniel9347 3 роки тому +3

      True but... I do believe that the government doesn't care about our water supply, and they've allowed things like flouride to remain in the water supply because it's beneficial to big businesses and would be too costly to remove. just because they have out their thoughts and they're a part of a bad business practice doesn't mean they're necessarily all wrong! life isn't that black and white in my opinion

    • @JJouissance
      @JJouissance 3 роки тому +19

      @@bobbiedaniel9347 Oh, lovely. Here come the flouride conspiracy theorists! First of all, flouride naturally exists in all of our groundwater and ocean water. Water flouridation is simply the adjustment of the flouride composition of water to fortify it for preventing tooth decay in the same way salt is fortified with iodine, milk with Vit D, orange juice with calcium, and bread with folic acid. Flouridated water prevents at least 25% of all tooth decay in adults and children which is INTEGRAL to public health considering how ridiculously expensive and inaccessible dental care can be to millions around this country and the world.
      You are EXACTLY the type of privileged/out of touch people this comment is directed toward. You have no idea how incredibly lucky we are to live in a country in which we have the $$$ for extensive water treatment infrastructure for not only water sanitization and filtration but also flouridation for preventative issues down the line. Flouride is the LEAST of your government-related issues.

    • @missyhays444
      @missyhays444 3 роки тому +8

      @@JJouissance Thx!! I work at a Water Filtration Plant and I saw the comment above yours & was about to write an entire article, but you covered the majority of it!!!! Ppl and the flouride. SMH

    • @RemusHolt
      @RemusHolt 3 роки тому +3

      @@bobbiedaniel9347 fluorite cleans our teeth there is no reason to remove it

  • @kristenbluhm5690
    @kristenbluhm5690 3 роки тому +148

    I have so many questions. Starting with, doesn’t the device she’s recording on cause cancer? And ending with, does your husband ever walk in on you with a tinfoil hat on?? 🤣

  • @abbyprice5014
    @abbyprice5014 3 роки тому +81

    I’m not drunk enough to understand what on earth they are saying right now.

    • @corinachecchia2626
      @corinachecchia2626 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t drink often but I feel like I need a drink watching this debacle

  • @laurenestell4054
    @laurenestell4054 3 роки тому +44

    No, Moon, I can’t relate to my bladder hurting. Get help.

  • @faithmicho7425
    @faithmicho7425 3 роки тому +70

    Water is water, it’s insane there is a whole mlm dedicated to monopolising off of a right that every human should have access to water. How privileged to be able to have this in America it’s gross when you think about it.

    • @ScarlettKay494
      @ScarlettKay494 3 роки тому +1

      This.

    • @sabinah5136
      @sabinah5136 3 роки тому +3

      I hear you about the monopolizing but water isn't just water lol. Once you have clean water that's structured and fkn mineral rich, this other crap won't cut it. I don't have Kangen water but . Shietttt. Quality matters

    • @foongern1071
      @foongern1071 3 роки тому +3

      Wait until you hear about Nestle.

    • @AngelTheCat792
      @AngelTheCat792 3 роки тому +1

      @@sabinah5136 I agree. The tap water in my city is disgusting. It smells bad and tastes like chlorine and dirt. And I live in a nice place! But I won't even use it to cook. Sterilized water inside my home is amazing, but not all tap water is good to drink.

    • @sabinah5136
      @sabinah5136 3 роки тому +3

      @@AngelTheCat792 why is Noone talking about the atrazine, fluoride and dozens of other chemicals that are changing us on a cellular level. Clean water is life. The tap water here in Florida is yellow and tastes like I'm licking metal haha

  • @agentkurt
    @agentkurt 3 роки тому +62

    “Moon” is definitely the name she got at a Kangen cult meeting.

    • @aubbityaub7787
      @aubbityaub7787 3 роки тому +2

      I definitely don't think it's her birth name.

  • @mytwocents8992
    @mytwocents8992 3 роки тому +81

    “Before this video is over you’re going to want to wear a loin cloth..” 😂😂😂😂 that’s too funny, these kangen water cults are insane!

  • @Allisonsaul
    @Allisonsaul 3 роки тому +63

    Blink twice if you’re in danger, Moonshine.

  • @HeidiGee
    @HeidiGee 3 роки тому +81

    “You are probably currently drinking poison”
    *sips my iced coffee with international delight coffee creamer extra hard.

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 3 роки тому

      How did she know?!

    • @Sarakatbee
      @Sarakatbee 3 роки тому +2

      I love my caffeinated poison with international delight chocolate caramel creamer, it’s the best ☕️

    • @shantiaum5774
      @shantiaum5774 2 роки тому

      ❤️💜💖🤣

  • @cici35official19
    @cici35official19 8 місяців тому +5

    “Chlorine in pools increases your chances of getting cancer by 93%.”
    Me and everyone in the swim team from high school till now in college:💀

  • @lifewithcassandradawn
    @lifewithcassandradawn 3 роки тому +135

    Me watching this as I drink my “polluted water” 👁👄👁 😂😂

    • @Feynix4
      @Feynix4 3 роки тому +2

      Same, out of a GLASS none the less!

    • @10feralratsinacoat76
      @10feralratsinacoat76 3 роки тому +2

      I only ever drink tap water bc it’s delicious in my city

    • @ladymopar2024
      @ladymopar2024 3 роки тому +1

      Right?!

    • @xonlyy0u
      @xonlyy0u 3 роки тому +1

      I only drink tap too! Bethlehem water is yummy 💧

  • @McrganConner
    @McrganConner 3 роки тому +28

    The literal walking definition of “there must be something in the water.”

  • @MAXKIDDO8888
    @MAXKIDDO8888 3 роки тому +33

    That girl “cloud” is literally like watching someone doing a parody or an “SNL sketch” on “hippie CULTure”. She hits just about every beat. I mean the way these people describe just drinking filtered water is absolutely bizarre.

  • @lauraeliza1997
    @lauraeliza1997 3 роки тому +82

    Is her pitch seriously "Start drinking this water and, like me, you can puke every time you have water at a restaurant or friend's house too!"
    Hard pass💁‍♀️

  • @alaskanbltundra
    @alaskanbltundra 3 роки тому +79

    If I ever met someone who said "hello everyone, I'm Moon" I would immediately dissociate before finding a way to leave the area

    • @lesley9989
      @lesley9989 3 роки тому

      @7 Haunted Days I don't think they meant it seriously. Possibly sarcasm. Take care. x

    • @tesspalmer992
      @tesspalmer992 3 роки тому

      You should see the home decorating channel Mr. Kate. They named their son moon and they're very cool

    • @zuzumontague
      @zuzumontague 3 роки тому +1

      Does that include Moon Zappa?

  • @scarpfish
    @scarpfish 3 роки тому +76

    "My uterus also tries to murder me once a month, so..."
    [Me spitting chewed up Doritos all over the bed] 😅😄

  • @kate7011
    @kate7011 3 роки тому +32

    i’m very ok with the government putting chemicals in the water so i don’t catch like, dysentery 🥴

  • @emilymeade624
    @emilymeade624 3 роки тому +57

    As a general rule: don’t trust people who look and talk like this... that’s a rule that will never lead you astray

  • @ColoradoLJ
    @ColoradoLJ 3 роки тому +70

    THE ONLY TIME A SEQUEL IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL! #allcapsscreaming

  • @laura_barton
    @laura_barton 3 роки тому +19

    I’m 99% sure that this is the cultiest of all MLMs. There’s a lot of woowoo BS in the world, but this is next level. 😬

  • @elliek6657
    @elliek6657 3 роки тому +30

    This water system is too crazy! It’s hella expensive and it’s totally not worth it. The Brita water filter from Wal Mart is good enough for me!

  • @hanaj
    @hanaj 3 роки тому +42

    I feel bad for people who actually have bad water. Thousands of Americans don’t have clean water. But, me? I drink water straight from the tap because it comes from Lake Michigan. Communities sue to get access to our water.

    • @defundhollywood3259
      @defundhollywood3259 3 роки тому +2

      I guess you don't live in Flint, eh? 😢

    • @rebeccasiegel3709
      @rebeccasiegel3709 3 роки тому +1

      Lake michigan water is the best! I miss living in chicago

    • @everylaurenislemons
      @everylaurenislemons 3 роки тому

      Nah lake Michigan water is not tasty :/

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD 3 роки тому

      I prefer Ozarka or spring water over tap water, and I would love a water softener system for my shower. That being said, this Kangen thing is too much.

    • @Camille_Anderson
      @Camille_Anderson 3 роки тому

      @@defundhollywood3259 their Representatives should not sleep until that abomination is fixed! its horrendous. grateful for my tap water!

  • @itskirsty7815
    @itskirsty7815 3 роки тому +40

    Skin absorbs everything? We would leave showers like an oversized Spongebob.

  • @Jessponcsak
    @Jessponcsak 3 роки тому +60

    …. That moon girl’s vibes are … terrifying

    • @10feralratsinacoat76
      @10feralratsinacoat76 3 роки тому +5

      I think it’s the intonation

    • @chrisknoblock
      @chrisknoblock 3 роки тому +11

      I'm not sure she is speaking with any known accent on earth. It's like hun mixed with a pretend Danish accent.

    • @Jessponcsak
      @Jessponcsak 3 роки тому +1

      @@chrisknoblock RIGHT? The fuck

    • @Nectarine333
      @Nectarine333 3 роки тому +1

      @@chrisknoblock you know what 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 3 роки тому +3

      Her accent is what happens when you spent half your adult life travelling the world trying to ‘find herself’.

  • @NotARealHomestead
    @NotARealHomestead 3 роки тому +16

    It’s kind of a slap in the face to people who legitimately don’t have access to clean water. For her to claim that our water is “poison” when access to clean water is actually an issue!
    As my mom would say, they need to give their heads a shake!

  • @LosPalms
    @LosPalms 3 роки тому +14

    😂 It’s so sad how they exploit ‘Spiritual’ beliefs for the sake of the MLM

  • @stigmatizedk.jasuicidesurv9216
    @stigmatizedk.jasuicidesurv9216 3 роки тому +24

    It’s like the dumbest humble brag of all time 😂 she tearfully says “my body rejects what you drink every day. I’m low key too pure” “my body throws up polluted water, but yours doesn’t.” Lmao 😂 know *cue creepy exit laugh*

  • @youreinacultcallyourdad395
    @youreinacultcallyourdad395 3 роки тому +120

    “You’re wrong, Moonpie Alabaster Chesnut.”
    * drinks *
    Chelsea, you give me life.

    • @JoeBW91
      @JoeBW91 Рік тому +1

      I love that the girl in the following video was literally called Moon.

  • @AtypicalPsyche
    @AtypicalPsyche Рік тому +4

    I can't believe Ms. "Herbal Tea" is a real person.
    Also, the tap water made you sick and not the weird grass tea?! It gave you a headache!

  • @raychul33
    @raychul33 3 роки тому +24

    Oh lord, these are a whole different species of cult

  • @mayav927
    @mayav927 3 роки тому +28

    “ You absorb more chloroform in the shower than you do drinking tap water” uhhh the shower and the tap are the same water source. Tap water IS the same as your shower water unless you have like a Brita. And if Chloroform on the skin was worse, then criminals would just rub some on your elbow in passing, not shove a cloth against your face.

  • @YaHaHeeHooPondue
    @YaHaHeeHooPondue 3 роки тому +19

    Also, you just know that Moon is the kind of person that refers to everything as being "sacred" 🥴🥴

  • @PrettyAliceNight
    @PrettyAliceNight 3 роки тому +16

    Something that stood out to me was that she’s saying because her body rejects something that means it’s somehow poison. But everyone is different and people have allergies and intolerances but that doesn’t mean just because they can’t have it that it is poison and others can’t have it.

  • @growwithjackk
    @growwithjackk 3 роки тому +43

    omg the tin foil hat is back 😂😂😂 love that

  • @momtube2888
    @momtube2888 3 роки тому +31

    So let me get this straight “chlorinated water is going to absorb through the skin and cause cancer” but they posted it after a picture of them in the pool… so buy a water machine? I’m not sold 😂

  • @robync9729
    @robync9729 3 роки тому +12

    “I am wine, potato chips, and ground turkey…and green tea. And that’s fabulous.” I laughed out loud mid-sip and maybe dribbled wine onto my shirt. ❤️

  • @teaharris
    @teaharris 3 роки тому +3

    I find it funny how many of these people grew up drinking tap water since they were young but all of a sudden they can't drink it because they were brainwashed by an MLM.

  • @Eyebrowking_kkslider
    @Eyebrowking_kkslider 3 роки тому +30

    You uploaded this while my mum and sister are at an MLM party (specifically Tropic) that I was almost forced to go to. I definitely needed some anti MLM content today so this is perfect lol
    Update: my mum brought a brownie and slice of cake home for me so I guess that's a good thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  3 роки тому +4

      omggggg happy I could help

    • @scifisuede
      @scifisuede 3 роки тому +3

      @@IAMCCSuarez Ooh have we done Tropic yet?

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  3 роки тому +3

      nope, ive never even heard of that.

    • @Eyebrowking_kkslider
      @Eyebrowking_kkslider 3 роки тому +6

      @@IAMCCSuarez it's a UK based MLM and unfortunately, there isn't much on it. As far as I'm aware, they haven't even released a compensation plan.
      Though, in my experience, it can be quite brainwashy. My sister isn't even a part of it yet has probably spent over £1000 on the products and her bathroom is full of them. She refuses to use anything else and when I said I didn't want products (they're quite pricey and very vague) she gave me a dirty look. She also acts like she's a dermatologist because of the products

    • @tula_lula2662
      @tula_lula2662 3 роки тому +1

      @@Eyebrowking_kkslider urgh I hate tropic, so many people in my area selling it

  • @agnesepastare5458
    @agnesepastare5458 3 роки тому +11

    The bladder girl - my theory is that the problem could have been with the herbs, not with the tap water.

  • @erica_d5387
    @erica_d5387 3 роки тому +18

    “They drink out of jars” 😂😂

  • @nicole.5346
    @nicole.5346 3 роки тому +31

    I feel like I’m high listening to their nonsense😂

  • @marisaareias
    @marisaareias 3 роки тому +19

    The only way to feel these so called "vibrations" that she keeps going on about is by going outside in a thunder storm with our tin foil hats and frying our brains 🌩 🧠 😅

  • @abigailaries9171
    @abigailaries9171 3 роки тому +13

    i watched “Anna’s Analysis” video documentary series on this cult and have been wanting more people to cover it ever since !
    thanks for talking about it cc !
    would love if you did a deep dive / documentary style video for enagic !

  • @mckenzieboyd
    @mckenzieboyd 3 роки тому +31

    YESSSS keep making Kangen content it’s the best

    • @tq999
      @tq999 3 роки тому

      The best!

  • @MissCreamyCreamy
    @MissCreamyCreamy 3 роки тому +21

    THAT LAUGH IS HAUNTING ME IN MY DREAMS 😖

  • @shannahill7
    @shannahill7 3 роки тому +2

    The photo of the woman in the first segment when you are wearing the tin foil hat has me DYING. They look sickly, malnourished and like they just left Charlie Manson's house!

  • @arizonaphied5427
    @arizonaphied5427 3 роки тому +16

    5:22 This cracks me tf up because 'conspiring' means to secretly plan to commit an unlawful or harmful act lmaoooo! I have never heard of 'pronoia' if it's even a word but I seriously doubt they meant what was actually stated in the definition they gave lol!

    • @Tismeabbie
      @Tismeabbie 3 місяці тому

      Late to the game but its the opposite of paranoia. Its the delusion that others think well of one. Actions and the products of one's efforts are thought to be well received and praised by others. So yeah not in the right context at all used there but it’s certainly a delusion which they show plenty of.

  • @allisonmjferrara0427
    @allisonmjferrara0427 3 роки тому +2

    YOU KNOW WHAT IM SO TIRED OF.
    Applying for jobs on legit websites like LinkedIn and indeed and lies from MLMs it should be illegal. It’s so damn frustrating.

  • @emilym1681
    @emilym1681 3 роки тому +9

    I’m in a bridal party with a girl that sells Kangen water and after watching this I’m actually concerned about what’s going to happen at the bachelorette party. I have no patience and I know most of the other bridesmaids don’t either 😂

    • @katherinekier
      @katherinekier Рік тому +1

      how'd it go? inquiring minds need an update

  • @bailey4032
    @bailey4032 3 роки тому +15

    Maybe the throwing up was from the random unknown garden herbs rather than the tap water but eh I guess that’s just me

  • @michellekuhlmann5047
    @michellekuhlmann5047 3 роки тому +39

    “Definitely don’t shave their bush”😂😂😂

  • @AM-bm2xw
    @AM-bm2xw 3 роки тому +12

    The fact that you replayed the moan and laugh at the end is sadistic! You will be receiving a bill from my therapist ;)

  • @rebeccaraeta756
    @rebeccaraeta756 3 роки тому +3

    This cult is especially poor shaming and I'm not having it

  • @karengauthier3791
    @karengauthier3791 3 роки тому +10

    Yaaayy!!! Love me some CC !!! I’ve already clicked the LIKE BUTTON !!!

  • @taylorbradfield4578
    @taylorbradfield4578 3 роки тому +3

    More of these please! One of my best friends has been sucked into this MLM (and tried to bring me with her) and she is exactly like this! I have no idea how to broach this with her because I know how corrupt and yucky it is to use spirituality to promote this predatory business. I know she is doing it from place of trying to help people and she really believes it, which makes it so much harder to confront her about it.

  • @melissajeannek
    @melissajeannek 3 роки тому +5

    Good God! You didn’t exaggerate their craziness and you didn’t disappoint. That was truly terrifying. I may not sleep- thanks Chelsea 😂

  • @katrenee3081
    @katrenee3081 3 роки тому +5

    The minute she introduced herself as "Moon", I lost it. Like how do they expect us to take them seriously? hahaha Also, your space hat has me in stitches!!!

  • @annaliesecobb8298
    @annaliesecobb8298 Рік тому +2

    I was part of the crunchy spiritual community and all these buzz words crack me up now. so glad I'm out

  • @TK-ic6mw
    @TK-ic6mw 3 роки тому +4

    This has got the be the classiest way to tear someone a new one and im here for it. Your judgment is magical.

  • @bonniemcauliffe1873
    @bonniemcauliffe1873 3 роки тому +4

    This girl put grass and leaves in water and is surprised that it made her throw up. SMH people are so delusional.

  • @kellibrenneke2253
    @kellibrenneke2253 3 роки тому +34

    "Take a tinkle after humping." LMAO!!! Girl you kill me!!!

  • @whitwillie4052
    @whitwillie4052 3 роки тому +3

    “Yes my name is still Chelsea if you’re not new, you are still the realest, and buckle up turnip starflower”..... sounds stellar 👌🏼

  • @corinachecchia2626
    @corinachecchia2626 3 роки тому +16

    12:20 What is it with cult people and “changing your reality”? Are we inside a marvel movie? I am confused

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  3 роки тому +5

      MULTIVERSE OF KANGEN

    • @corinachecchia2626
      @corinachecchia2626 3 роки тому +1

      @@IAMCCSuarez the marvel movie nobody wants to see. They better not come for Wanda

  • @Astrocam88
    @Astrocam88 2 роки тому +2

    Moon: "I'm here to tell you that you are drinking poison, you just don't know it"
    Me: ~is taking a drink of filtered water~ ... ~eyes glass suspiciously~

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 3 роки тому +3

    The irony of their science is they have put more work and brain power into these conspiracies than you’d ever have to use to just read a single science book that informs you your skin is not actually made of sponges.

  • @maudeline84l52
    @maudeline84l52 3 роки тому +2

    I just discovered your videos.. I’m addicted!! I have been binge watching your videos every moment I get for the past 3 days. I love your content. I appreciate that you do your research and site your sources and I LOVEEEEE the spicy. I definitely subscribed, I’m hooked!!!!

  • @lani6700
    @lani6700 3 роки тому +3

    She made tea from the garden, she probably just picked something toxic thinking it was an herb. I would not be shocked if her "tea" had like hemlock in it, but sure, blame the tap water
    (Also Kangen machines don't even filter/purify water)

  • @jadedbelle4788
    @jadedbelle4788 3 роки тому +2

    My guess it was what ever 'herbs' she got from the garden

  • @Lenci_the_Nugget
    @Lenci_the_Nugget 3 роки тому +7

    Look, I feel like my tap water is pretty gross, but I'm pretty sure that drinking culty Kangen water would just cause me to pee my soul right out of my body

  • @Ourtinyempire
    @Ourtinyempire 9 місяців тому +2

    Omg PLEASE can you do a follow up of these same influencers and see where they are now and if they are boss babes with millions of dollars 😅

  • @corinachecchia2626
    @corinachecchia2626 3 роки тому +3

    The Kangen video is one of my favourites of yours! So excited to see this one

  • @maggieweiss8756
    @maggieweiss8756 3 роки тому +5

    My city is dubbed “the city of clean water” and it’s the second purest water in the country. I’d rather just have that then that shit.

  • @Head_History_Diva
    @Head_History_Diva 3 роки тому +5

    For a while, I was just listening to this episode like a podcast but then I picked up my phone, saw you speaking calmly with a tinfoil hat on, and almost spat out my beer (almost!).

  • @EricaL2024
    @EricaL2024 2 роки тому +1

    “Loving beyond the separation with them.” Omg! 😂😂

  • @veronica4652
    @veronica4652 3 роки тому +7

    I would love to give you my side of the story of Amyway and how brainwashed my mom and I were homeless pretty much living Ima. House without electricity with an eviction notice but buying their stupid toothpaste because we believed in “the dream” fuckkkkkk I hate those months we wasted

  • @CocoAvalon
    @CocoAvalon 3 роки тому +1

    One of my top five fave videos you've made! Kangen huns are so next level!

  • @amylynnecampos3946
    @amylynnecampos3946 3 роки тому +5

    The alchemy video made me think of “You’ve just been shown a nonsensical video”-any other office fans here? 😂😂

  • @tahliachapman1010
    @tahliachapman1010 3 роки тому +2

    I hate that people have a problem with peope suggesting that transmitting bactetia and bodily fluids isnt ok. Do as you please in your own home but sitting on public chairs and areas leaving your blood in those places is literally like same as intentionally leaving any type of bodily fluid in a public setting which is illegal .

  • @PureSiskiyou
    @PureSiskiyou 3 роки тому +5

    Me panicking as I drink from a mason jar...it’s normal water, I swear!

  • @izzyded9207
    @izzyded9207 3 роки тому +5

    Lady. You are a lifeline. I love listening to your vids while I work on wigs. Your voice is amazing.

  • @beyourownsunshine5548
    @beyourownsunshine5548 3 роки тому +4

    “$4 she cries” had me howling

  • @peter5149
    @peter5149 3 роки тому +9

    She’s referencing The Alchemist by Pablo coelho. It’s a self help type fiction book.

  • @kalyncofield5363
    @kalyncofield5363 3 роки тому +5

    I’m so intrigued by this scam. Like the science behind it… excited for this!

  • @tungstensmum1491
    @tungstensmum1491 3 роки тому +1

    7 minutes in and I am already exhausted. These people. I can't.

  • @shannonb9084
    @shannonb9084 3 роки тому +3

    Their BS is doing the opposite of what they want to me. Tap water=chemicals= mutations= x-men! Sounds amazing to me

  • @billied17
    @billied17 3 роки тому +2

    Nooooooooooooo with the creepy giggle at the end. LMAO

  • @YourFavoriteSociopath
    @YourFavoriteSociopath 3 роки тому +26

    so, this is fucking terrifying! Like we all know MLMs are cults, but this is some Heaven's Gate shit. Shrimp makes me vomit, but I don't think it's poison, I'm just SUPER allergic to shellfish. (Also shoutout to my native Marylanders! I put Old Bay on my popcorn and fries since I can't have crab)

    • @defundhollywood3259
      @defundhollywood3259 3 роки тому +1

      I only discovered Old Bay a few years ago and it's my secret ingredient in EVERYTHING I cook now
      I live in the prairies, far away from the bay 😢

    • @YourFavoriteSociopath
      @YourFavoriteSociopath 3 роки тому

      @@defundhollywood3259 RIGHT! It's the best spice ever! The bay really isn't all that exciting lol. The most exciting thing about the Bay Bridge is the terror of having a truck drive up beside you and that small moment in time where you're SURE it's about to ram you over the guard rail to your watery death... then it speeds up a bit, drives right past you, and all is right with the world again. But if you want a real taste of the bay, make yourself some real crispy french fries, and then cover them in malt vinegar and old bay. that's a boardwalk CLASSIC. I live right about 3 hours from the bay. Most Marylanders in my area consider that a day trip XD. Get up at 6, be on the bridge by 8, Ocean City at 9, spend the day, leave around 8, home by midnight with traffic.

    • @tiffanys2278
      @tiffanys2278 3 роки тому +1

      Old Bay on French fries is one of my faves!!

    • @MandieTerrier
      @MandieTerrier 3 роки тому +1

      Marylander here. I put Old Bay on just about anything

    • @MandieTerrier
      @MandieTerrier 3 роки тому +1

      @@YourFavoriteSociopath yes the Bay Bridge is pretty much terrifying. A few weeks ago it was closed in both directions because of accidents

  • @cass3746
    @cass3746 3 роки тому +1

    That moon girl triggered me. My anxiety was out of control during her video.

  • @reillybreen1752
    @reillybreen1752 3 роки тому +3

    I just got too excited for this. I went to high school with the leader of Breakaway Movement and even though I desperately wish what she was doing was legit cause I do think she comes from a good place and does just really want to believe in the good but... I NEED PEOPLE TO SEE ITS A CULT.

  • @pizzarat3275
    @pizzarat3275 3 роки тому +1

    I found one of those water machines at a thrift store once and sold it on eBay for $700. I've probably made more money off Kangen than the vast majority of the people flogging them for the actual company. Can confirm that the people who buy them are weird. I got so many crazy questions about that machine.

  • @aortizr86
    @aortizr86 3 роки тому +3

    Well oh well… “sleep paralysis demon”! 😂🤣
    Is it just me or that self hugging technique is THE CREEPIEST SHIT ever… 🛑

  • @AdventuRyn_
    @AdventuRyn_ 3 роки тому

    Firstly just found your channel from your collab with Savanah and really loving your content. Second--and I'm speaking as someone who does the crytal thing, reiki, meditation and all that--yes, drinking good water is better for you. Obviously. But for anyone who needs to hear this rn, "for the last few months I've been drinking activated water so I'm made of activated water and am thus more sensitive to things" isn't a thing. The *only* bit of legitimacy I can give that is that if you've been paying that close attention to what you're eating and drinking for several months, you migh be better able to detect early signs of wonkyness, like in the case of the mentioned UTI. And unless I miss my guess it's only "activated water" because it's gone through an activated charcoal filter... like a lot of filters are at this point.
    End rant. Hoping y'all are having a super fab day. :)

    • @AdventuRyn_
      @AdventuRyn_ 3 роки тому

      And omg that creepy laugh. The number of times I've seen ppl like this irl. O.O

  • @voidliving6922
    @voidliving6922 3 роки тому +13

    Speaking of alternative menstrual products!!
    My life changing move was getting an reusable menstrual cup. It’s fucking amazing.

    • @mariatr492
      @mariatr492 3 роки тому +1

      Same here, I love it and recommend people try it! My mom even said she wished they were around when she was younger

    • @Sherriyah
      @Sherriyah 3 роки тому +2

      So it doesn’t leak? Sorry if this question seems ignorant I just can’t wrap my mind around the concept. Although it intrigues me.

    • @mariatr492
      @mariatr492 3 роки тому +3

      @@Sherriyah it can leak, just like a tampon, but once you figure out how to make sure it's "sealed" leaks rarely happen. I don't have any issues with leaks and I've been using it for about a year now.

    • @vintagesoul1987
      @vintagesoul1987 3 роки тому +1

      The best thing I’ve ever done menstrual wise, is get a cup! Such an easier cycle

    • @voidliving6922
      @voidliving6922 3 роки тому +2

      @@Sherriyah I second with Maria. It CAN leak and there is a huge learning curve. But once you get the hang of it. That 12 hours with NO period smell is just the best