I was a Paramedic for 13 years. I once went on a call to a pay-by-the-night motel for a guy that was "dead". He immediately regained consciousness when the prostitute he was with tried leaving with his 12 pack of Steel Reserve. That's when I knew it was good shit.
Ride of the Valkyries, rot gut beer, big chopper and you dressed like a Carhartt model. I think an Oscar nomination is in order. Once again you have made an old man's day.
ElyssaAnderson what's not to love? The guy's a nutcase with a big ass machete. You can have the worst day ever and by the end of his video you're laughing maniacally
I don't care too much for 85% of the products you review but I keep coming back because you're that entertaining. Thanks for keeping this channel trash
This channel is a gift. The content is so honest its kind of mind boggling. Sharp pieces of metal are cool, and screw making up excuses as to why we need them. Other channels beware.
Akb... Finding new ten minute ways to say, "it's just a flattened piece of steel with a sharpened edge" every. single. time. Brilliant. So so good... thanks, man.
All out of bubble gum... i knew at that moment the level of AKB was gonna be turned to 11. Also did you notice the cool shockwave effect during the slow mo. Pretty sweet. Bravo man 12.47 out 9.
"This one has a very nice sheath, but costs about $140. So...it's for the microbrew crowd who like chopping things in their back yard, like an insane person." - I legit howled with laughter.
I completely agree with you about the length of this chopper. It was bought for me as a present and I eventually cut the blade down, so now the blade length is a total of 18". It's much easier to use while clearing brush
Yes. I was tubing with some friends and we had a cooler of steel reserve. We all sat floating and drinking until we got to a shallow rapids area of the river. And we all stood for the first time in a few hours.... and just like that, ZANG, i was treated to a 250 lb buddy deciding to slip and slide down the rapids in just shorts..... from a run he supermaned onto slimy limestone rock shelf and water maybe 3 inches deep and went down the entire thing. On the other side he jumped up, bloody and red holding an inexplicable beer bong from the bottom of the river and a huge 2.11 grin....
I’m running out of classical music! Remember when you said the Survive! Crowd was the worst? It’s the original 110 fans. Every few days I get one like the one that started the video.
Whenever I watch your videos, it makes me want to get drunk. Not because your introspective humor makes me question my life choices, just because it sounds like a good idea.
Best Steel Reserve memory I have is pounding tall boys all night with an army buddy playing halo 2 in lovely Everett WA then walking to jack in the box at 1am to get food and getting lost 3 blocks away from our apartment. If only we had a Cold Steel chopper the night would have been absolutely epic.
Once the Wagner started, this ascended to visual poetry. Seriously. Like, I'm getting those single-tear-rolling-down-the-old-Native-American-man's-cheek feels. Remember way back when I told you about my Christmas wish and the tree and the wailing on thereof? In the deepest secret places of my soul I envisioned THIS!!! Except different... but I think you get where I'm going here. So anywho, how's Advanced Knife Baby 2.0 doing?
Aww yeah. Steel Reserve is my go to whenever I am really broke, questioning my life choices, or feel I've done something wrong and need punishment. Usually all 3 at once.
It really sound like the 8.6 beer from the Netherlands that all homeless drunk drink here in France lol. I drink that 2 times a week sometimes it's a pleasure to drink a shitty beer that taste not so bad and is 8 degrees of alcohol 😆
I genuinely don't understand how this channel doesn't have 2 million subscribers because it's so hilarious and informative at the same time, I piss myself laughing whenever I watch any videos, the satirical/sarcastic humor is on a level most channels that do knife reviews don't achieve, the only other channel that makes me laugh like this is Cedric and ada, I love that you guys know each other and feature each other in some videos. Love the channel knife bro, we need more knife bros to subscribe to the grand master advanced knife bro. Stay drunk my dude -Kyle 😂
The art behind this video is breath taking! If it could be done...there should be 'Chop & Brew' taverns on every corner! Think about it! "Sir, what sort of chopper would you like to swing this evening?" - "Why - give me one of them Cold Steel All Terrain things my good man!" - "Excellent choice, sir!"
Advanced Knife Bro not to be a jerk about the focus... I really dig other elements of your reviews as well ... you obviously take time to write and edit.
I've never laughed at a knife, or beer....... knife & beer... (Beife? Knier?) review before, but I did this time! Brilliance. Thanks so much for doing such fantastic work!
The last time I had Steele Reserve was the first time I had it... rough, but no judgement if that's your swing. Also, matching Carhartt, don't think I didn't notice.
*Knife Bro, I'm a busy man and I just don't have the time to watch a knife/sword review AND a separate beer review... Going forward I would ask that you respect my time and combine all knife/sword reviews with beer reviews. In order to save time, I am thanking you in advance!*
Heh, bro...Zombie Tools make a $300+ version that is the same size as this monster! It’s a great branch trimmer as well as Zombie Whacker! (Ya, I have both, one I bought when the Zombie craze was on, another cause I like big Cold Steel Machetes). That’s pretty neato, a $20 version of a $300+ zombie whaler!
Short and heavy vs long and heavy...it depends. Short is better for carry, but long is better for chopping. Simple physics, a longer distance to the center of percussion yields more energy.
Easily my (current) favorite video of yours, Bro. Slo-mo beer guzzled in carbonated high definition, and concussion waves from wood chopping while Wagner leitmotiffed in the background--Kilgore would have been proud. It's high science, man, it's an art form. I'm going to assume those scuffed knuckles came from batoning and not a DJT rally. _"It maintains a constant spine thickness all the way from the handle to the tip"_ They should just rename the 'All Terrain Chopper' to 'The John Wayne Bobbitt'.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro ~ Yeah, looks like you got quite a grouping back there. Years ago, my dumb ass thought bamboo would be great on two sides of my deck and planted it _on purpose_ thick and heavy, now it's like fighting back the Michael Myers of vegetation, no matter what I do that shit just keeps spreading, coming back, and won't die. But, at least my brother has started using it to make furniture, so....win? Yeah, nah, its relentless encroachment still pisses me off.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Thanks well you know me. Living the hard life.. buying a cashmere sweater on Black Friday. In my ZT 470 I was cutting up a Hugo Boss Carton and friends are giving me crap why I would had that. I am secretly dressing well but you know how it is.. that's not allowed it seems
Another class video. You even ended with the money shot... walloping the bad beer in twain whilst wearing a saucy brown outfit and lapping up the foam. I really enjoyed it, but I kind of think I shouldn’t have. Keep up the great work. I’m off for a shower...
The love is so mutual. ❤️
I'd pin this one, but Joe Dirt deserves it!
I love you both
I was a Paramedic for 13 years. I once went on a call to a pay-by-the-night motel for a guy that was "dead". He immediately regained consciousness when the prostitute he was with tried leaving with his 12 pack of Steel Reserve. That's when I knew it was good shit.
Ride of the Valkyries, rot gut beer, big chopper and you dressed like a Carhartt model. I think an Oscar nomination is in order. Once again you have made an old man's day.
Thanks man!
This video made me go back in time to yesterday and tell my family that I am no longer as thankful for them as I am for AdvancedKnifeBro videos.
All I ask for people is: for them to like me more than their family. I am thankful for your thankfulness.
ElyssaAnderson what's not to love? The guy's a nutcase with a big ass machete. You can have the worst day ever and by the end of his video you're laughing maniacally
I don't care too much for 85% of the products you review but I keep coming back because you're that entertaining. Thanks for keeping this channel trash
I love reviewers like you who show true practical use of an item, like flaying your hands spinning and chopping at branches while under influence.
Like if not that, what are these made for?
@@AdvancedKnifeBro exactly that 😂 there was no sarcasm 😂 10/10 content.
I come back and watch this every year or two. It brings a tear to my eye.
This channel is a gift. The content is so honest its kind of mind boggling.
Sharp pieces of metal are cool, and screw making up excuses as to why we need them. Other channels beware.
The other channels have been bewaring for years now!
If Joe Dirt's happy-I'm happy.
Me too!
I heard that Buffalo Bob guy stuck a road flare up his bung hole.
Akb... Finding new ten minute ways to say, "it's just a flattened piece of steel with a sharpened edge" every. single. time. Brilliant. So so good... thanks, man.
1055 steel!
@@AdvancedKnifeBro The chopper or the beer can?
The carbon adds flavor!
@@AdvancedKnifeBro So you're saying it tastes "carbon"-ated? :) #dadjoke_dontcare
I got dad jokes!
This is high art. Never has there been a better use for Wagner.
Wagner would love UA-cam!
All out of bubble gum... i knew at that moment the level of AKB was gonna be turned to 11. Also did you notice the cool shockwave effect during the slow mo. Pretty sweet. Bravo man 12.47 out 9.
Yeah... I like the effect. I think it's the iphones autofocus feature. I can[t quite figure it out, but it makes it look cooler.
This audio visual recording spoke to me, and it was gold.
"This one has a very nice sheath, but costs about $140. So...it's for the microbrew crowd who like chopping things in their back yard, like an insane person." - I legit howled with laughter.
And they say slow motion is over used🙂 👍👍
Not for this shit!
Fire, sharp things, and alcohol. Best video ever!
I completely agree with you about the length of this chopper. It was bought for me as a present and I eventually cut the blade down, so now the blade length is a total of 18". It's much easier to use while clearing brush
Yes. I was tubing with some friends and we had a cooler of steel reserve. We all sat floating and drinking until we got to a shallow rapids area of the river. And we all stood for the first time in a few hours.... and just like that, ZANG, i was treated to a 250 lb buddy deciding to slip and slide down the rapids in just shorts..... from a run he supermaned onto slimy limestone rock shelf and water maybe 3 inches deep and went down the entire thing. On the other side he jumped up, bloody and red holding an inexplicable beer bong from the bottom of the river and a huge 2.11 grin....
Words do no justice here. I'll simply say this might be one of the best productions ever created by man.
FIRST. BLACK FRIDAY.
Well done bro !
That feels like cheating.
Wow. I was waiting the whole episode for you to chop the can and you did! You did an amazing job building the tension.
Your Cold Steel videos are the best knife vids on UA-cam. Thanks for the laughs.
Another Emmy award winning knife review. My face still hurts from the 13 minute perma smile!
YES all the videos in the beer review playlist at work in a row.
I don’t think I have the Zima one in here. That’s an important one in the canon.
Caught that and already watched you sneaky bastard.
This is one of your best videos. Thanks, Joe Dirt.
You're welcome.
@@mr.joedirt8583😂
@@CharliMorganMusic I have to come back and re-watch this video once a year. Makes me feel like I accomplished something.
As a card carrying Mormon I can whole heartedly get behind and endorse 50% of the products in this video
Well I think this may be one of your best, if not your best, blade review so far. Greatest job, Admiral Chucklehead
I’m running out of classical music! Remember when you said the Survive! Crowd was the worst? It’s the original 110 fans. Every few days I get one like the one that started the video.
Advanced Knife Bro ohh yeah I havent had the pleasure of them, yet! I should definitely do a video
Yeah back then all knives were made out of brass, and if you don't like it you're a stupid millennial.
Whenever I watch your videos, it makes me want to get drunk. Not because your introspective humor makes me question my life choices, just because it sounds like a good idea.
Getting drunk is always a good idea!
Yeah! New machete chopping and stuff Video! Now with slow-mo! Ten times more epic!
The Instagram Teaser really got me pumped.
Drink up!
I just had to watch this again for the 25th time so I know my time on this planet wasn't wasted.
More cheap beer reviews please! You get drunk and I get drunk and a laugh, it’s win-win!
Yay!
Best Steel Reserve memory I have is pounding tall boys all night with an army buddy playing halo 2 in lovely Everett WA then walking to jack in the box at 1am to get food and getting lost 3 blocks away from our apartment. If only we had a Cold Steel chopper the night would have been absolutely epic.
At least you remembered!
Once the Wagner started, this ascended to visual poetry. Seriously. Like, I'm getting those single-tear-rolling-down-the-old-Native-American-man's-cheek feels. Remember way back when I told you about my Christmas wish and the tree and the wailing on thereof? In the deepest secret places of my soul I envisioned THIS!!! Except different... but I think you get where I'm going here. So anywho, how's Advanced Knife Baby 2.0 doing?
He's doing great man. Changed 3 or 4 poops already today!
Don't say "native American" lol that's liberal speak
Uh wtf... Came here for a review and now my life has changed.
You sir make epic videos.
wow hearing those prices makes me sad. the ontario and cold steel are both about 60$CDN. I just bought the 12inch ontario for 45.
Dude, I just recently came across your videos. I can't get enough. They're informative and thoroughly entertaining. I've got a serious bromance going.
Aww yeah. Steel Reserve is my go to whenever I am really broke, questioning my life choices, or feel I've done something wrong and need punishment. Usually all 3 at once.
Bill Green Black can 211’s to start off the punishment. After 2 questionable choices will be made!!
It really sound like the 8.6 beer from the Netherlands that all homeless drunk drink here in France lol. I drink that 2 times a week sometimes it's a pleasure to drink a shitty beer that taste not so bad and is 8 degrees of alcohol 😆
It’s really hard to believe how well done your videos are.
Best blade reviews I e ever subscribed to here, seriously hilarious and witty dry ASF perfect!
This is the greatest piece of art I've ever seen
Bro you make me laugh like no one else. Brilliant.
The crescendo of elegance at the end
I watched many a knife reviews, collected and own many knives myself, but Advanced Knife Bro is the only knife channel I subscribe to.
Thanks dude! I'm trying hard to keep up the quality!
Poetry, pure poetry!
Roses are red
im fukin druk
I genuinely don't understand how this channel doesn't have 2 million subscribers because it's so hilarious and informative at the same time, I piss myself laughing whenever I watch any videos, the satirical/sarcastic humor is on a level most channels that do knife reviews don't achieve, the only other channel that makes me laugh like this is Cedric and ada, I love that you guys know each other and feature each other in some videos. Love the channel knife bro, we need more knife bros to subscribe to the grand master advanced knife bro. Stay drunk my dude -Kyle 😂
Me either! Thanks man!
Lynn Thompson would be proud. I hear he is the Chuck Norris of knife bro’s
Wagner, Beer and Cold Steel! Awesome review dude.
Thanks man!
The art behind this video is breath taking! If it could be done...there should be 'Chop & Brew' taverns on every corner! Think about it! "Sir, what sort of chopper would you like to swing this evening?" - "Why - give me one of them Cold Steel All Terrain things my good man!" - "Excellent choice, sir!"
As always, kick ass review about important stuff! I love how you employ focused shots in your videos.
I like how the bar for UA-cam is... at least it’s in focus!
Advanced Knife Bro not to be a jerk about the focus... I really dig other elements of your reviews as well ... you obviously take time to write and edit.
I've never laughed at a knife, or beer....... knife & beer... (Beife? Knier?) review before, but I did this time! Brilliance. Thanks so much for doing such fantastic work!
The next big ass Cold Steel folder needs to be called the High Gravity. Mmm ice Cold Steel Reserve.
They’re really missing out on a limited edition collaboration.
Praise the Lynn that was the most manly display of wanton chopping I ever did see...
Lynn be praised!
The last time I had Steele Reserve was the first time I had it... rough, but no judgement if that's your swing. Also, matching Carhartt, don't think I didn't notice.
Holy crap... My life will never be the same. Best knife review evahhhh!
i came across you because i was searching for reviews of the dewalt chainsaw. i'm not really into knives but your videos are pretty good man.
Iam proud of u son ...lots of beer and sharp weapons....
i gotta say i love the way your mind works man! keep up the awesomeness!
This was so good I got a little misty watching it. Bravo.
Thanks!
we all know the real reason of what the all terrain chopper is made for. we love it
If you disliked this video then you are quite obviously taliban.
I agree!
Where has this channel been all of my life?! 😂🤣
Waiting for you to make this comment!
Scorsese. Kubrick. Advanced Knife Bro. This was a masterpiece.
Perhaps not the hero we need, but certainly the hero we Steel Reserve.
If Joe dirt wasn't pinned, and BladeHQ wasn't next in line because I'm a corporate shill- this would be pinned.
That..was..beautiful..pure art.
Thank you!
I was hoping to see clovis man cleave and I was not disappointed.
ive just found my new favorite review channel. 😂 im dying. white lightning and corn flakes.
Why am i just discovering your channel now?? This is amazing.
Lost it with the jump spin! Bamboo and pumpkin carnage! Good call on pouring the beer on you to mask the piss smell. Great vid bro!
Deer piss, obviously.
That 5 iron shot and sound at 12:19 was like something from Caddyshack. Its...its in the hole!
This is a great video, but I'm equally impressed at how well that machete was woodsplitting.
My favorite UA-cam channel for morning shits
Make sure you wash your hands!
This... this is why I'm subscribed. Cold steel and beer (if you can call it that). Plz... more.
Beer for people who think razorblades are too smooth drinking.
*Knife Bro, I'm a busy man and I just don't have the time to watch a knife/sword review AND a separate beer review... Going forward I would ask that you respect my time and combine all knife/sword reviews with beer reviews. In order to save time, I am thanking you in advance!*
I know... I should be more efficient!
Aweome to listen to some Wagner while seeing someone chopping with some massive machete. That's what we expect from a knife channel! :D
If they made a superhero movie of you starring as a the flawed protagonist, I'd watch it.
My only flaw is I cant do nothing right
I think Carhartt brown is now the official outfit for Advanced Knife Bro!
I like the look too. I don't know why this hadn't occurred to me before now.
I can just imagine food preparation with this thing
So many steel Rez stories. Been sober 8 years for a reason.
Basically the Aragorn of the UA-cam knife community in those slowmos vs the evil pumpkin
My daughter wondered where the 2nd pumpkin on the porch went.
An Absolute Masterpiece
Heh, bro...Zombie Tools make a $300+ version that is the same size as this monster! It’s a great branch trimmer as well as Zombie Whacker!
(Ya, I have both, one I bought when the Zombie craze was on, another cause I like big Cold Steel Machetes). That’s pretty neato, a $20 version of a $300+ zombie whaler!
If more zombie tools were in my budget Right now, I’d hope on it. My Vakra is used all the time.
This is the second video of yours I’ve watched and it’s amazing. Steelie wheelies!
What was the other one... I can tell you if they all get better or worse.
Advanced Knife Bro the Hamms beer review. Have you done one on High Life yet?
I'm not sure if the booze gave you a strength boost, but that thing seems to be fantastic at splitting logs.
Monumental review Bro....epic blade, A Clockwork Orange poster and beer !
It's my framed record.
Probably the only way to review a Cold Steel All Terrain Chopper without chopping up hanging animals!
i was surprised to see how easily it split that log being as thin as it is. must be mostly your raw strength that did it.
Pick one with straight grain and hit it at a 90 degree angle.
I appreciate the proper technique displayed at 8:13. Too many people wanna puss and just sip. They’ll never know the joy of a quality experience.
Another perfect cold steel review!
Someone hated it already!
Bastards!
This review needed to be made.
And we can all die happy!
Simply majestic.
Thanks man!
Seriously good production!
Short and heavy vs long and heavy...it depends. Short is better for carry, but long is better for chopping. Simple physics, a longer distance to the center of percussion yields more energy.
Supercilious chucklehead. 🤣😂🤣
That's me!
Best machete/shitty beer crossover review video I've seen today
And UA-cam is full of them!
Easily my (current) favorite video of yours, Bro.
Slo-mo beer guzzled in carbonated high definition, and concussion waves from wood chopping while Wagner leitmotiffed in the background--Kilgore would have been proud. It's high science, man, it's an art form. I'm going to assume those scuffed knuckles came from batoning and not a DJT rally.
_"It maintains a constant spine thickness all the way from the handle to the tip"_
They should just rename the 'All Terrain Chopper' to 'The John Wayne Bobbitt'.
The knuckles are from a bamboo limbing session I deleted from the video. The little stubs of the bamboo branches are owie.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro ~ Yeah, looks like you got quite a grouping back there. Years ago, my dumb ass thought bamboo would be great on two sides of my deck and planted it _on purpose_ thick and heavy, now it's like fighting back the Michael Myers of vegetation, no matter what I do that shit just keeps spreading, coming back, and won't die.
But, at least my brother has started using it to make furniture, so....win? Yeah, nah, its relentless encroachment still pisses me off.
Great Video. You really gave it your all. Nice. Also great to see you again.
Thanks man, hope you're well!
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Thanks well you know me. Living the hard life.. buying a cashmere sweater on Black Friday. In my ZT 470 I was cutting up a Hugo Boss Carton and friends are giving me crap why I would had that. I am secretly dressing well but you know how it is.. that's not allowed it seems
best blade reviewer
Does it baton well? One time on a camping a dude was using a hammer to baton a machete through logs, needless to say it was extremely annoying....
Hitting metal with metal is a no no. Batoning foul man.
Another class video. You even ended with the money shot... walloping the bad beer in twain whilst wearing a saucy brown outfit and lapping up the foam. I really enjoyed it, but I kind of think I shouldn’t have. Keep up the great work. I’m off for a shower...
Had to save the best for last. Now I want to waste a lot of beer.