Mel Gibson Phone Rants (1-8)

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  • @shaggysnax01
    @shaggysnax01 5 років тому +2994

    Best Mel Gibson rants to chill/study to

    • @abigailrose3439
      @abigailrose3439 4 роки тому +84

      This comment made me LAUGH SO HARD

    • @abigailrose3439
      @abigailrose3439 4 роки тому +66

      Make it stop I literally am laying in bed, relaxing as I listen to this

    • @rosscarter734
      @rosscarter734 4 роки тому +35

      Abigail Rose I do the same thing. It’s like zen for me. Not even joking 😂

    • @Delta-Music92
      @Delta-Music92 4 роки тому +48

      I'm legit relaxing in bed while listening to this about to fall asleep lol. I'm dead asf

    • @tonyatliss3709
      @tonyatliss3709 4 роки тому +26

      Correct I listen to this when I'm fucking my wife 😱

  • @SilkyTube
    @SilkyTube 2 роки тому +1158

    damn, he would have killed it on xbox live back in the day

    • @damiantirado9616
      @damiantirado9616 2 роки тому +8

      Hahaha 😂😂

    • @ButterBallTheOpossum
      @ButterBallTheOpossum Рік тому +8

      You stole that comment from a different video

    • @schizvoid8774
      @schizvoid8774 3 місяці тому +15

      @@ButterBallTheOpossumno one cares foo

    • @andysteele5707
      @andysteele5707 Місяць тому +6

      That's just hilarious. I can imagine him on xbox live shouting at some kids camping on call of duty 🤣

    • @landonhall1852
      @landonhall1852 Місяць тому +3

      @@ButterBallTheOpossum you cant steal a youtube comment

  • @slamjackson2137
    @slamjackson2137 3 місяці тому +158

    When you’re happy you enjoy the music, when you’re sad you understand the lyrics.

  • @MinhNguyen-cx2gz
    @MinhNguyen-cx2gz 4 роки тому +1074

    The Passion of The Mel

  • @silasbonneville6698
    @silasbonneville6698 4 роки тому +1750

    I lift weights to this playing full blast.

  • @idkisaidit
    @idkisaidit 10 місяців тому +509

    Martin Scorsese once said that the hallmark of a great piece of art is that you can come back to it again and again, months, years, decades later, and it continues to reveal new things to you - new depth, new genius hidden in its crevices. Such is the case with this piece of art, which I return to again and again to seek inspiration and solace. It has been my greatest privilege to live at a time when such genius can be made readily available to all who seek it. Thank you Mel, wherever you are.

    • @nathanwatson1915
      @nathanwatson1915 8 місяців тому +11

      We really need to hear an Andre Antunes metal take on this.

    • @oldtyres36
      @oldtyres36 8 місяців тому +16

      I couldn't agree more. Thank God for this masterpiece.

    • @DannyGautama
      @DannyGautama 8 місяців тому +8

      Lmaoooooo, I knew where your comment was going to go. Well done, Sir.🤣

    • @QuasimodoButter
      @QuasimodoButter 8 місяців тому

      Same 😂😂

    • @archermadsen7744
      @archermadsen7744 5 місяців тому

      Mel Gibson sucks. Scorsese is infinitely better.

  • @TheMikeHunt
    @TheMikeHunt 3 роки тому +688

    "You should just smile and BLOWWWW MEEE!" - Mel Gibson. Best fucking line ever.

    • @paulkruger491
      @paulkruger491 2 роки тому +21

      He said that at the same time as I was reading your message lol.

    • @MetalArrow
      @MetalArrow 10 місяців тому +7

      Certified King Sentence 👑

    • @Tres_Nueve
      @Tres_Nueve 10 місяців тому +14

      BECAUSE I DESERVE IT!

    • @HauntFreak13
      @HauntFreak13 8 місяців тому +7

      It’s fucking ICONIC

    • @jasonlinton9902
      @jasonlinton9902 7 місяців тому +10

      He also said he wanted to be blown before they go to the jacuzzi 😂😂😂😂@@Tres_Nueve

  • @jsmith10170
    @jsmith10170 9 місяців тому +277

    “YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SMOKE, YOU FUCKED MY DAY UP”

    • @Acord718
      @Acord718 Місяць тому +1

      "I bend over backwards with my balls in a knot......"

    • @Suzanne-t3l
      @Suzanne-t3l 28 днів тому +5

      You are so selfish.

    • @seanyfaulkner7106
      @seanyfaulkner7106 5 днів тому

      Crack COcaines a Helluva' druurg

    • @rickskellig4652
      @rickskellig4652 4 дні тому +1

      I was reading your comment right as he said that lol

    • @privateprivate1865
      @privateprivate1865 11 годин тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 my favorite part.. YOU MAKE ME WANNA SMOKE!!!!

  • @azeliaspank
    @azeliaspank Рік тому +555

    01:16 - Assaulted by gentlemen of color
    03:00 - Has any relationship ever worked?
    04:02 - SMILE and BLOW ME!
    04:50 - *HEAVY BREATHING*
    05:16 - what? WHAT???
    05:58 - what? WHAT???
    06:40 - Bend over backwards with my balls in a knot
    09:24 - Demonic giggling
    09:56 - I'll put you in a rose garden
    12:04 - I deserve to be BLOWN first!
    12:23 - Don't EVER speak to my therapist!

  • @smokingpanda0069
    @smokingpanda0069 4 роки тому +1183

    I bet Mel had his braveheart face paint on when he made this call.

  • @emmahayles4733
    @emmahayles4733 3 роки тому +716

    He should have won an Oscar for these calls.

    • @threethrushes
      @threethrushes 2 роки тому +22

      He said...NOTHING!! Graawr.

    • @martytom7141
      @martytom7141 2 роки тому +23

      He should have AT LEAVE GOT A SMILE AND BLOWN!

    • @itsallgoodman4108
      @itsallgoodman4108 Рік тому +10

      it truly is his best performance since Braveheart

    • @EugenioFranklin
      @EugenioFranklin 11 місяців тому +7

      Except, he wasn't acting.

    • @stevencoardvenice
      @stevencoardvenice 9 місяців тому +8

      Indeed, I wad gonna say, there's something theatrical about his delivery of all these lines

  • @-Swamp_Donkey-
    @-Swamp_Donkey- 3 місяці тому +195

    I put this on every night before bed for the last 4-5 years. Goodnight everyone.

  • @Haddley333
    @Haddley333 3 місяці тому +317

    I play this for telemarketers whenever they call me

    • @evanmckown2474
      @evanmckown2474 3 місяці тому +25

      “Hello, this is Steve at AT&T calling about our special offer.”
      YOU MAKE ME WANNA SMOKE

    • @Haddley333
      @Haddley333 3 місяці тому +7

      @@evanmckown2474 WHAT?? WHAT?

    • @evanmckown2474
      @evanmckown2474 3 місяці тому +7

      @@Haddley333 You’re in MY house honey….so I’ll call the police and tell them there’s someone in MY house!

    • @ConfusedRevolutionary
      @ConfusedRevolutionary 2 місяці тому

      🌬️ me first!

    • @Vool2go
      @Vool2go 2 місяці тому +1

      this is the way

  • @jeffcartwright92
    @jeffcartwright92 4 роки тому +716

    Don't beat around the bush Mel, tell her how you really feel...

  • @agentorange7918
    @agentorange7918 Рік тому +336

    Ranting is an art form and Mel has mastered it like none other.

  • @zBryRobinson
    @zBryRobinson 4 роки тому +673

    him being out of breath makes this hilarious

    • @soioioioioioio34
      @soioioioioioio34 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @DeepScreenAnalysis
      @DeepScreenAnalysis 4 роки тому +30

      Typical for out of shape middle aged men who drink too much.

    • @jgadonisspeaks
      @jgadonisspeaks 4 роки тому +22

      That’s that cocaine listen to the sniffles
      😂

    • @queenzentertainmentinc.6338
      @queenzentertainmentinc.6338 3 роки тому +11

      Yes! I die laughing when all you hear is his heavy ass breathing in the background 🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 3 роки тому +4

      @@DeepScreenAnalysis nah. Typical for emotional high heart rate yelling. You dirt.

  • @setpunks13
    @setpunks13 4 роки тому +430

    "how dare you act like such a bitch when I'm being so FUCKING NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    (best line)

    • @damiantirado9616
      @damiantirado9616 2 роки тому +19

      Typical nice guy Reddit vibes 😂

    • @georgepaul1613
      @georgepaul1613 Рік тому +25

      @@damiantirado9616 Mel is the anti-reddit

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 Рік тому +14

      ​@@damiantirado9616yep. Never treat them nice, they'll dance all over your head.

    • @damiantirado9616
      @damiantirado9616 Рік тому +4

      @@Profile.4 it’s not about treating them nice. You clearly don’t know nothing about women.

    • @Profile.4
      @Profile.4 Рік тому

      @@damiantirado9616 guarantee I've been with more and better than you have. They're a joke. They deserve nothing other than indifference.

  • @sebastiansturm6644
    @sebastiansturm6644 5 днів тому +28

    Listening to this makes me feel like my parents are together again ❤️

  • @kingdomcitizenship5613
    @kingdomcitizenship5613 4 роки тому +554

    I get the feeling this wasn't a healthy relationship

    • @Bleezedopeee._.
      @Bleezedopeee._. 4 роки тому +60

      I’m curious... what makes u think that?🤔

    • @DavidS-zq8tz
      @DavidS-zq8tz 3 роки тому +11

      Are you a marriage guidance counselor?

    • @kingdomcitizenship5613
      @kingdomcitizenship5613 3 роки тому +9

      @@DavidS-zq8tz Why in fact, I am😀
      Not

    • @kthx1138
      @kthx1138 3 роки тому +14

      Healthy when HE was in control

    • @carlatrezza7561
      @carlatrezza7561 3 роки тому +3

      @@DavidS-zq8tz um yeah he's a nut. Like all. Fake ass church liars

  • @chuckf2156
    @chuckf2156 4 роки тому +705

    I listen to this at least once a year lol

    • @snapascrew
      @snapascrew 3 роки тому +22

      For me it’s every 5 months.

    • @dman19473
      @dman19473 3 роки тому +4

      lol

    • @jaygutzart
      @jaygutzart 3 роки тому +8

      Hahahha everyday here dude

    • @LouiePlaysDrums
      @LouiePlaysDrums 3 роки тому +4

      Me too. I'm doing it right now. See you next year.

    • @pdmore123
      @pdmore123 3 роки тому +6

      I listen everyday best hit ive ever heard

  • @tobyparkinson3189
    @tobyparkinson3189 Рік тому +353

    “You need medication.”
    “What?!………WHAT?!?!
    😂😂😂😂

    • @user-zx1ir7jt4c
      @user-zx1ir7jt4c Рік тому +21

      I love that one! Lol... he did the same thing when she said "I apologize for nothing"

    • @emilymathews7073
      @emilymathews7073 Рік тому +2

      @@user-zx1ir7jt4c you’re right. He did it twice. LMFAO

    • @JustSomeDamnCalifornian45
      @JustSomeDamnCalifornian45 Рік тому +14

      "I NEED A WOMAN"!!

    • @emilymathews7073
      @emilymathews7073 Рік тому +3

      @@user-zx1ir7jt4c yes I loved the double dose

    • @richarddutton1981
      @richarddutton1981 6 місяців тому +7

      Type in 'Opie and Anthony, Mel Gibson Tapes' your welcome lol its a 5 hour compilation and its FUCKING hilarious.

  • @Blackphillipsupporter
    @Blackphillipsupporter 5 місяців тому +146

    Possibly the greatest piece of audio in human existence

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 4 місяці тому +2

      def up there, I am not satisfied until mel is UN SATISFIED.

  • @sirmelancholia
    @sirmelancholia 4 роки тому +566

    This is the greatest wrestling promo I’ve ever heard.

    • @m.h.1593
      @m.h.1593 4 роки тому +22

      “You have no ***** soUL!!!”

    • @MunacoPictures
      @MunacoPictures 4 роки тому +7

      😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @Will_kid_cortez
      @Will_kid_cortez 4 роки тому +8

      True that's why that terrible Jericho quoted some of it towards people that don't like his comedy garbage

    • @sun_buddy
      @sun_buddy 4 роки тому

      @@Will_kid_cortez if that is true, i will lose my shit

    • @sun_buddy
      @sun_buddy 4 роки тому +2

      best bret hart promos

  • @emilymathews7073
    @emilymathews7073 Рік тому +217

    He calls her every name in the book but she focuses on “honey.” 😂

    • @thech33f39
      @thech33f39 11 місяців тому +45

      cause shes recording

    • @emilymathews7073
      @emilymathews7073 10 місяців тому +16

      I must not have explained that right. Of all the vile things he calls her, she picks the least offensive to focus on. "Don't call me honey" rather than "don't call me a ____t."
      It's just funny.

    • @PeteyThePanda
      @PeteyThePanda 4 місяці тому

      @@emilymathews7073reminds me of one of my favorite stories involving my grandfather. He was on line at the store and there were two guys in front of him. One guy called the other a “stupid mfer” and the guy goes “hey don’t call me stupid!” prompting my grandfather to say “well he proved his point; he’s mad he got called ‘stupid’ but not a ‘mfer’” 😂

    • @louisxav1091
      @louisxav1091 3 місяці тому +1

      And she's right because the word "honey" has nothing to do with the others.

    • @-Swamp_Donkey-
      @-Swamp_Donkey- 3 місяці тому +1

      She’s a dirty b***h. Any attempt at being sweet gives her the ick

  • @NECROPHYTE
    @NECROPHYTE 3 роки тому +315

    I listen to this like an audio book.

  • @93_renegade
    @93_renegade 4 роки тому +428

    This is fkn hilarious I can't even lie. Him being out of breath literally killed me.

    • @tiffanyrandall3257
      @tiffanyrandall3257 3 роки тому +32

      He's not out of breath as much as possibly about to have a panic attack or hyperventilate. I've been there. The feeling in your chest is indescribable.

    • @joaquindelarosa1215
      @joaquindelarosa1215 2 роки тому +7

      @@tiffanyrandall3257 You are right. I have been there too.

    • @MH-zg5yw
      @MH-zg5yw 2 роки тому +26

      His breathing issue sounds like he is having an anxiety attack.

    • @tiffanyrandall3257
      @tiffanyrandall3257 2 роки тому

      @eastoakland40th I guess so. Just like you have internet troll disease 🥸

    • @ethanbill9224
      @ethanbill9224 Рік тому +4

      literally?

  • @sanborghini
    @sanborghini Місяць тому +25

    He sounds like he’s in a cave in Vietnam
    She sounds like she’s in a recording studio 😂

    • @captainobvious2373
      @captainobvious2373 5 днів тому +1

      It sounds like a prank call 😂

    • @katmartin62
      @katmartin62 4 дні тому

      Hilarious.......it's like listening to Alec Baldwin & his fake wife!!!!

  • @kojimapromeatspin
    @kojimapromeatspin 4 роки тому +543

    "YOU MAKE ME WANNA SMOKE!!!"

    • @wetimusprime3066
      @wetimusprime3066 4 роки тому +6

      @Hillary's emails to Lorne if Mel will promise to smoke all of those I will buy him a hanger full of cigarettes

    • @cue_khb
      @cue_khb 4 роки тому +5

      I can relate.

    • @johngumersell6936
      @johngumersell6936 3 роки тому +3

      YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELF

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 4 місяці тому +1

      LOL!!!!!!!!!! yeah, EPIC.

    • @Suzanne-t3l
      @Suzanne-t3l 3 місяці тому +1

      You are so selfish. 😊

  • @Meidaneh_Shush
    @Meidaneh_Shush 4 роки тому +214

    "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! You wanted the number of my therapist? Don't you ever speak to him. Find your own goddamn therapist!"

  • @Shagadelicjon
    @Shagadelicjon 5 місяців тому +57

    Lo-fi Mel Gibson rants to relax/study to

  • @rn7763
    @rn7763 4 роки тому +503

    Mel Gibson should write a book about Relationships...

    • @elasolezito
      @elasolezito 4 роки тому +23

      When he comes to write about sluts and toxic relationships he's gonna fill the whole section with "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!! Fuck them!!!"

    • @dskinner8757
      @dskinner8757 4 роки тому +13

      @AgentX7k2 Chapter 3 - Those things are FAKE Babyy!

    • @michaelcerny8373
      @michaelcerny8373 3 роки тому

      @Juggy Gales hey brother Francis shelter anchorage alaska 2823 e tudor Rd anchorage alaska u walk around wearing tight pants and jean long black hair Eskimo Athabascan demonic possessed joca spirit getting rape by mel gibson passion of christ hahaha. Old school rapper said it hey moe I'm mel gibson lethal weapon he's my favorite actor this is awesome brilliant.

    • @NickyDiamond44
      @NickyDiamond44 3 роки тому +5

      What dishonest cunts want

    • @h2w25
      @h2w25 3 роки тому +7

      It would be like Andrew Cuomo writing a book on leadership...

  • @lumpyloks
    @lumpyloks 4 роки тому +367

    "I should have been BLOWN FIRST!!!"

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 7 місяців тому +141

    This belongs in the library of congress

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 4 місяці тому

      it IS, you just don't know, mel gibson is mk ultra/ mind controlled, they gave him tons of humiliation rituals.

    • @Dread_Pirate_Roberts_2013
      @Dread_Pirate_Roberts_2013 Місяць тому +1

      Best comment ever

  • @mechahalcon
    @mechahalcon 4 роки тому +460

    "You should just smile..... AND BLOOOOOOOW ME"

    • @matthewwalz2624
      @matthewwalz2624 4 роки тому +33

      Yup....instead we have feminism

    • @iridescentraindrops
      @iridescentraindrops 4 роки тому +29

      @@matthewwalz2624 That's _exactly_ why we have feminism.

    • @plasticweapon
      @plasticweapon 3 роки тому +7

      @@iridescentraindrops you mean crazy people? talk about being right for the wrong reason.

    • @iridescentraindrops
      @iridescentraindrops 3 роки тому +2

      @@plasticweapon Who is the crazy one? I think it's more crazy to generalize a big group of people.

    • @TotallyAwesomeWrestlingTAW
      @TotallyAwesomeWrestlingTAW 3 роки тому +7

      @Claudia Gomes how did this turn into an argument about feminism

  • @briankelly7978
    @briankelly7978 Рік тому +155

    “You are not good enough for me and instinctively I feel that”- what an awesome line hahaha

  • @lvn4x
    @lvn4x 6 днів тому +11

    Never was a big fan of Mel Gibson’s acting or directing, but I’ve always admired his kind, gentle, selfless nature. Plus, I didn’t even know he was sick!

    • @katmartin62
      @katmartin62 4 дні тому

      That's fuckin' hilarious........

  • @ShotOfSelf
    @ShotOfSelf 4 роки тому +197

    My dog goes nuts with his chew toys while listening to this. 😂

    • @shonmoore3954
      @shonmoore3954 3 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @angelinajoanie
      @angelinajoanie Рік тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @RRRobertLazer
      @RRRobertLazer Рік тому +6

      HAHAHA

    • @carterjasicob9200
      @carterjasicob9200 Рік тому +9

      “My dog goes nuts with his chew toys while listening to this” absolute comedy gold I’m literally laughing out loud at your comment. Brilliant.

    • @SlickDangler10
      @SlickDangler10 4 дні тому +2

      This made me laugh so hard

  • @johnrmirez5261
    @johnrmirez5261 4 роки тому +314

    this is why being single is the greatest thing ever

  • @NickyDiamond44
    @NickyDiamond44 Рік тому +236

    I’m having a bad day and a horrible start to the new year but these tapes never fail to cheer me up. 😂

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 Рік тому +7

      After a Marathon: 👉 4:52

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 7 місяців тому

      For a guy who hates Jews he took a lot from the commie Jews in Hollywood hypocrite you know da Jews cause all da wars and he’s got a Jew first name

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 4 місяці тому +2

      Ignorance sure is bliss.

  • @tgreco6501
    @tgreco6501 2 роки тому +246

    Whenever I feel bad about being single I listen to this to remind myself how hard relationships can be.

    • @cort5503
      @cort5503 2 роки тому +21

      Even when you are an A List celebrity like Mel was it's tough so it really puts it into perspective how money and fame most definitely do not solve problems.

    • @JosedeJezeus
      @JosedeJezeus 2 роки тому +21

      @@cort5503 raletionships CAUSE problems.

    • @OlMrEllis
      @OlMrEllis 2 роки тому

      They're only hard if you're looking for attractive popular women with lots of friends. Find yourself a fat ugly friendless nerd who loves cooking and farming and I guarantee you she'll be the most loyal and loving wife you could ever imagine.

    • @damiantirado9616
      @damiantirado9616 2 роки тому

      Honestly what did she do? I understand relationships are hard but why scream like a maniac to you gf? I mean what did she do? Cheat on him with his dad? Waste all his money and bank account? This video makes Mel Gibson like an asshole, he sounds like an entitled narcissist.

    • @bumboywillynut8868
      @bumboywillynut8868 Рік тому +2

      @@JosedeJezeus absolutely

  • @HighPriestVaticanAssasin
    @HighPriestVaticanAssasin 4 роки тому +295

    "SHED'VE BLOWN ME IN 5 SECONDS SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND!!"

  • @melgibsonafter10beers
    @melgibsonafter10beers 5 місяців тому +115

    When a woman rips your heart out through your chest, you really start to understand where Mel is coming from in these tapes.

    • @surfboardjoker6299
      @surfboardjoker6299 4 місяці тому +33

      I hated Mel Gibson. Then I got cheated on after being a good, loving man. Needless to say, I think I understand him a bit more.

    • @argentinianguy
      @argentinianguy 4 місяці тому +16

      Yeah, I don't think he's that mad for no reason. Don't believe the news!

    • @UrmomsYogainstructor-pm5qk
      @UrmomsYogainstructor-pm5qk 4 місяці тому

      You don’t get to be loving and hate there peaches. Nice cap though if you bald I guess

    • @Yobtar5
      @Yobtar5 3 місяці тому

      If you sympathize with anything this psycho says or take him seriously at all, you have a problem.

    • @kongzillatoho4558
      @kongzillatoho4558 3 місяці тому +15

      True when I was a kid listening to this made me hate Mel, thought he was such an asshole. Now after I've been through some shit... I understand him. Mel has always been the hero.

  • @chuckyandandy7858
    @chuckyandandy7858 4 роки тому +373

    I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN!

  • @lionheartroar3104
    @lionheartroar3104 4 роки тому +222

    Mel needs to make a divorce comedy in this character

  • @charlesknowlton7198
    @charlesknowlton7198 11 місяців тому +92

    Will someone get that man a drink? He's so much funnier when he's drunk.

    • @user-ry6uh6sh6s
      @user-ry6uh6sh6s 8 місяців тому +6

      He was not drunk at all😂

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 4 місяці тому

      he was totally drunk, wasn't he, thats when he said he always goes ape shit.

    • @user-ry6uh6sh6s
      @user-ry6uh6sh6s 4 місяці тому +3

      I don't think that he was drunk . He was devastating with her wrongdoing . To me he was very lucide, just having a nervous breakdown. He is a sweet soul

    • @person_people8134
      @person_people8134 6 днів тому

      @@user-ry6uh6sh6s😮 wow what is wrong with you

  • @heavybattle6650
    @heavybattle6650 11 місяців тому +53

    The funniest 36 minutes in the history of mankind hands down, this can legitimately kill you from laughter, its amazing.

    • @katmartin62
      @katmartin62 4 дні тому

      I know....I've died at least a dozen times now!!!!

  • @grahamcampbell7117
    @grahamcampbell7117 Рік тому +131

    Mel Gibson is my spirit animal!

    • @markshulman3150
      @markshulman3150 Рік тому +1

      Why?

    • @grahamcampbell7117
      @grahamcampbell7117 Рік тому +8

      I relate to his rage. But, my comment was meant to be witty in a ironic sort of way.

    • @vangrun579
      @vangrun579 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ManicMindTrick
      @ManicMindTrick 16 днів тому

      Thats worrying. You should bring that up to your therapist.

    • @Trump_Gaming
      @Trump_Gaming 5 днів тому

      @@ManicMindTrickDon’t ever speak to my fucking therapist.

  • @ty88
    @ty88 5 днів тому +22

    Fellas, if your girl is all of a sudden extremely calm when she was just insane, she's recording you

    • @Tzreoaor
      @Tzreoaor 4 дні тому +1

      I was saying the same thing. She’s purposely not even using curse words to make herself look good. But I guarantee 1000% when she wasn’t recording she was a psychotic bitch.

    • @SlickDangler10
      @SlickDangler10 4 дні тому +2

      I was literally thinking of Amber Heard while listening to this. I also wonder if she cheated on him or what she did as well. Not condoning his behavior but there's always two sides to every story 😂

    • @ty88
      @ty88 4 дні тому +1

      @@SlickDangler10 perfect example. check out Sara Piana recording Rich Piana, too.

  • @dumisa7
    @dumisa7 4 роки тому +187

    "I have plenty of energy to drive over there, you understand me...AND I WILL!!!"

    • @nastynoles7946
      @nastynoles7946 4 роки тому +16

      I was reading this as he was saying it OMG HAHAHAHAHA

    • @andrewk2250
      @andrewk2250 3 роки тому +15

      I like to think Mel was referring to his electric car

  • @runitup647
    @runitup647 2 роки тому +257

    Still funnier than most modern stand up specials

  • @noobfromhell563
    @noobfromhell563 8 днів тому +11

    I didnt think i could become an even bigger Mel Gibson Fan, but im in Tears😂

  • @lbhrn2007
    @lbhrn2007 3 роки тому +261

    My wife wouldn't even consider jacuzzi if I've not been blown prior. Mel has every right to be upset.

    • @ExecutiveCounsel
      @ExecutiveCounsel 3 роки тому +6

      Same. If my wife hasn’t blown me prior to the jacuzzi, I make her blow me in the jacuzzi even if she gets brain damage.

    • @lbhrn2007
      @lbhrn2007 3 роки тому +23

      @@ExecutiveCounsel if I had a nickel for every time my wife and I played the "you better make me bust before you go unconscious" game, I'd be a millionaire

    • @damiantirado9616
      @damiantirado9616 2 роки тому

      Lol you sound like a crazy narcissist that believes women need to worship men.
      Mel Gibson sounds like the typical nice guy. “I do everything for you and you treat me like crap, women only go for bad boys”. Lol pathetic

    • @emilymathews7073
      @emilymathews7073 Рік тому +1

      lol

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 6 місяців тому

      You ain’t shitting Einstein ! is our jacuzzi missing?

  • @_JUAN_-nl9sh
    @_JUAN_-nl9sh 4 роки тому +330

    “what........WHAT???!!!”

    • @tacomantis505
      @tacomantis505 4 роки тому +50

      [Heavy breathing]

    • @leonardokula5742
      @leonardokula5742 4 роки тому +18

      It's so hard to spot the best part of this beautiful series of recordings, but the "what"s might just be it!

    • @quickiemickey2888
      @quickiemickey2888 4 роки тому +2

      Moone where is the time stamp lmao

    • @ragenaharris2648
      @ragenaharris2648 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DAVIDHERNANDEZ74
      @DAVIDHERNANDEZ74 4 роки тому +7

      @@ragenaharris2648 5:59 time

  • @Bobbaloomis
    @Bobbaloomis 9 місяців тому +65

    He was ready to burn the house down over some head 😂😂😂

  • @kanjoracer4914
    @kanjoracer4914 4 роки тому +471

    Dude.. You forgot to put ASMR in the title...

    • @JONNOG88
      @JONNOG88 4 роки тому +3

      Fun fact that's actually Gentle Whispering. He's shouting at 😁😉

    • @stephengreico2810
      @stephengreico2810 4 роки тому

      Kanjo Racer 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

    • @totalbliss1
      @totalbliss1 4 роки тому

      Brilliant.

    • @sun_buddy
      @sun_buddy 4 роки тому +1

      cringe

    • @ernieern8438
      @ernieern8438 3 роки тому

      Love it

  • @zachcloutier3111
    @zachcloutier3111 4 роки тому +384

    He sounds a lot like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

  • @charlessedlacek5754
    @charlessedlacek5754 4 місяці тому +18

    Comedy gold. Whenever I'm feeling down I listen to this. I imagine him a cigarette in one hand, face purple in color, eyes bulging out of his head, him clutching his chest on his knees on the floor...ABSOLUTELY OFF THE HOOK
    .YEAH, MEL...YOU NEED A THERAPIST.

  • @entertainingsportshighligh7525
    @entertainingsportshighligh7525 4 роки тому +275

    i SWEAR for 10 YEARS STRAIGHT, i never get tired of listening to this shit, LMAO .......

  • @karinarivera2089
    @karinarivera2089 4 роки тому +379

    You need medication...
    I need a WOMAN!!!!!!

    • @disgustika
      @disgustika 4 роки тому +12

      @Porsche Boxster Content with a dysfunctional cunt

    • @VonJuve
      @VonJuve 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kthx1138
      @kthx1138 3 роки тому +1

      Needs a loyal sex slave

    • @GHOSTWARRIOR60
      @GHOSTWARRIOR60 3 роки тому +1

      @Karina Rivera You're beautiful.
      Could I have your number??

    • @estebanmoreno8019
      @estebanmoreno8019 3 роки тому

      @@GHOSTWARRIOR60 WTF

  • @MLIVCH
    @MLIVCH 6 днів тому +7

    Dude I can not stress how funny this is lol

  • @shannong5886
    @shannong5886 3 роки тому +91

    My parents’ arguments were dry af compared to this gold

  • @averythecoolcat
    @averythecoolcat 4 роки тому +115

    12:04 "I deserve to be BLOWN FIRST before the FUCKING jacuzzi!!!!"
    I think I found my new ringtone! :-D

    • @teafresch7837
      @teafresch7837 2 роки тому +6

      Would also be a good sound byte before a metal breakdown

    • @carterjasicob9200
      @carterjasicob9200 Рік тому

      Lmao!!!!

    • @babbybailey2534
      @babbybailey2534 5 днів тому

      That "blown first, jacuzzi later" is crazy funny. And he's big on BJ's. Geez Mel, slow down.

  • @TheJereld
    @TheJereld Місяць тому +13

    I know these rants by heart now. Word for word I could repeat the whole conversation. 😂

    • @ManicMindTrick
      @ManicMindTrick 16 днів тому +1

      Haha probably not healthy.

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 7 днів тому +3

      Don’t repeat these words at 3am. Bad things will happen

    • @SlickDangler10
      @SlickDangler10 4 дні тому +1

      ​@@Ishbikesrumor has it if you say just blow meeeee three times Mel Gibson will pop out of a jacuzzi

  • @CianODonnell
    @CianODonnell 4 роки тому +114

    Who says romance is dead?

  • @VwapTrader
    @VwapTrader 4 роки тому +86

    "I have plenty of energy to drive over there. AND I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    hahahahaha
    Ah that's good ole Mel for ya. Love the guy.

  • @trashpanda9615
    @trashpanda9615 Рік тому +48

    Everyone has a breaking point and can only be pushed so far before snapping. This is what you get with sneaky, gaslighting, narcissistic woman.

    • @thech33f39
      @thech33f39 11 місяців тому +11

      you can tell by the way shes speaking shes recording, not the fact that its recording itself.

    • @goodmorningsundaymorning4533
      @goodmorningsundaymorning4533 4 дні тому +1

      Yes! Searching for this comment and finally found it.

  • @marcbalthazar9194
    @marcbalthazar9194 2 роки тому +63

    No wonder why he was so good at playing a suicidal cop in "Lethal Weapon". He played"himself".

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 11 місяців тому

      You should just shut up and blow me he’d play a good serial killer mastered the heavy breathing

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 4 місяці тому +4

      OMG yeah, yup Mel was not acting in lethal weapon, none of them acted, they just were them selves, I love lethal weapon films, just a bunch of grown men screaming at each other for 2 hours.

  • @mcurcio8315
    @mcurcio8315 4 роки тому +569

    Shes acting different because she is recording. Its unfair

    • @robdobson5419
      @robdobson5419 4 роки тому +4

      LOL

    • @xjcrossx
      @xjcrossx 4 роки тому +76

      Exactly. All calm and collected. Lol b.s.

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 4 роки тому +26

      Maybe. But two wrongs don't make a right. I know she's a gaslighter who used him but you should never talk to a woman like that. Nobody is perfect. I've had my fair share of spats...but I've always apologized for it.

    • @7ngel
      @7ngel 4 роки тому +21

      Ya unfair, he sure is a great guy huh?

    • @piewdisiegaming
      @piewdisiegaming 4 роки тому +18

      @@7ngel mel gibson is goat stfu

  • @Tzreoaor
    @Tzreoaor 4 дні тому +2

    You can hear the woman purposely talking in a frame different than she normally does because she’s recording him. So ridiculous

  • @krisdesandreau6486
    @krisdesandreau6486 4 роки тому +95

    I listen to these annually, like Christmas carols.

  • @tonym3413
    @tonym3413 4 роки тому +59

    Mel slamming down his corded home phone makes him hanging up so much more dramatic lol you don’t get anywhere near the same level of anger with pushing “end” on a smart phone ☎️

  • @Josh-oe4ex
    @Josh-oe4ex 11 місяців тому +40

    I was so depressed this morning, then Mel made me laugh again. Thank you Howard Stern!!!! hahahahaha

  • @peanut9194
    @peanut9194 4 роки тому +116

    I wish she recorded more 😂😂🤣

  • @jonathanlister228
    @jonathanlister228 4 роки тому +574

    Well this just reaffirms my view that Mel is a cool dude.

    • @rompolskis
      @rompolskis 4 роки тому +66

      Bitch was digging for gold and hit a road block. Should have blown him more 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @theglowingbrownie5124
      @theglowingbrownie5124 4 роки тому +17

      lol. I love his rants!!

    • @tinafoster8665
      @tinafoster8665 4 роки тому +13

      @@rompolskis super analysis ace, so which are u --- mgtow or incel lol?

    • @tinafoster8665
      @tinafoster8665 4 роки тому +4

      @Don Killuminati exactly right, typical rich-weirdo reaction to a trophy wife who has grown past the dildonic clutches of an @$$-ring like Gibson lol

    • @JMH912
      @JMH912 4 роки тому +1

      @@rompolskis freewill taken from this one

  • @ExecutiveCounsel
    @ExecutiveCounsel 4 роки тому +220

    Mel sounds like he's turning into the Hulk

    • @soioioioioioio34
      @soioioioioioio34 4 роки тому +4

      He is the hulk and he fucked that bitch had a kid and the world is a hell hole

    • @guns4toilets
      @guns4toilets 4 роки тому +16

      or Wolverine, which he would've played nicely btw

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому +4

      more like a werewolf

    • @nina1522
      @nina1522 3 роки тому +2

      "Mel mad! Mel SMASH!!"

    • @Semfer_
      @Semfer_ 5 місяців тому

      Except I like him when he's angry

  • @Se0420_
    @Se0420_ 4 роки тому +276

    I’m high af rn and this is EVERYTHING!! 😂😂

    • @PowerCrunchVideos
      @PowerCrunchVideos 4 роки тому +5

      Hooray for abuse and racism I guess

    • @absolutelysiege7963
      @absolutelysiege7963 4 роки тому +23

      PowerCrunch yes.

    • @JMH912
      @JMH912 4 роки тому

      @@absolutelysiege7963 David rothchild ranting

    • @mainstreetbully6814
      @mainstreetbully6814 4 роки тому +1

      PowerCrunch you must be a JEW. Jesus loves you😁

    • @troyalexander8228
      @troyalexander8228 4 роки тому +8

      Dude I’m both half Hispanic and half Jewish... 1. I love Mel as an actor/director. 2. This is the funniest fucking shit I have ever listened to.

  • @shucksful
    @shucksful 6 днів тому +8

    She’s talking so calm because she’s recording everything, and it’s driving Mel INSANE! LOL. It’s totally unfair.

    • @q.d.r.l.5480
      @q.d.r.l.5480 6 днів тому +8

      Exactly. Such a cowardly move. She was just sucking him dry of money. Has probably called him every name in the book and manipulated him to death. And then she’s recording and setting him up so she can ruin him and use it to take as much money as possible and run. Anyone with a brain knew how transparent this was.

    • @SlickDangler10
      @SlickDangler10 4 дні тому +1

      Exactly. I was thinking how would this convo go down if she didn't know it was being recorded. Yeah he might be out of line but what exactly did she do to get him to this point. Guaranteed she blew someone...before jacuzzi 😂

    • @thayt1m
      @thayt1m 3 дні тому

      Did you guys listen to anything this psycho said? Jesus Christ...

    • @q.d.r.l.5480
      @q.d.r.l.5480 День тому

      @@SlickDangler10 lmao precisely

  • @snapascrew
    @snapascrew 3 роки тому +53

    “Okay you’re yelling now... good”
    Mel at minute 24 as he finally starts HIS own recording 24 minutes late 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gangoffour6690
    @gangoffour6690 4 роки тому +146

    At least Mel doesn’t harbor much anger inside ! 😆. This dude sure can vent and rant 👍🏼

    • @sobecb7131
      @sobecb7131 4 роки тому +7

      Gang Of Four no one rants like Mel! He should give a master class

    • @DarksaberForce
      @DarksaberForce 4 роки тому +1

      @@sobecb7131 Jim Cornette the wrestling manager

    • @frankfrega1302
      @frankfrega1302 3 роки тому +4

      Mel doesn't say fucking he barks it.

    • @granny58
      @granny58 3 роки тому +2

      Olympic level

  • @fkcamry88
    @fkcamry88 2 місяці тому +27

    “You went to sleep and you didn’t blow me!!! I DESERVE TO BE BLOOOOOWWWWNNNN”!!!!!

  • @Elphba57
    @Elphba57 4 роки тому +267

    What makes me really sad is that someday their child will hear this.

  • @TylerSmith-go8sy
    @TylerSmith-go8sy 4 роки тому +119

    Why is everyone upset that William Wallace is kinda intense

    • @JMH912
      @JMH912 4 роки тому

      Who? I say David William or tom

    • @raphaeldelaghetto8049
      @raphaeldelaghetto8049 3 роки тому

      Because he was never a simp like this lol

  • @davidh.2377
    @davidh.2377 Рік тому +68

    30:22 - 30:28 my favorite part. "The game's over, alright? LET THE NEW GAMES BEGIN!!!"

  • @mindmebizness1516
    @mindmebizness1516 4 роки тому +108

    We were supposed to go to jacuzzi

    • @soioioioioioio34
      @soioioioioioio34 4 роки тому

      Yeah she is a good fuck simple

    • @Hfgv281
      @Hfgv281 4 роки тому +6

      I thought it was an island destination at first 😂😂😂. I was like "hmmm...I wonder where Jacuzzi is."

    • @trillfa9774
      @trillfa9774 4 роки тому +7

      Sophie Loren nah it’s a Russian thing they don’t have definite or indefinite articles in their language like a or the and sometimes they forget to use the articles when they’re speaking English. Shit was pretty funny though it did sound like it was some exotic destination LOL.

    • @came1361
      @came1361 4 роки тому +1

      FUCK IT!

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 6 місяців тому

      As Eddie Murphy said in trading places hey man I knew you were a bunch of fgits you ain’t jacuzzing nobody mo fo

  • @70s80sVintage
    @70s80sVintage 4 роки тому +79

    His best work AND I loved every bit of it!

    • @Vihara2
      @Vihara2 Місяць тому

      surely Apocalypto or Hacksaw Ridge is a bit better, but this is pretty amazing stuff, every male actor needs to study this if they have to play an abusive or alcoholic man.

  • @SlickDangler10
    @SlickDangler10 4 дні тому +3

    "what kinda goldigger is this? I have no money"
    While recording tapes to play in court before taking his money 😂😂😂

  • @hayleyfrost8266
    @hayleyfrost8266 4 роки тому +121

    Who else finds this comforting during quarantine 😂

  • @anthonybortolazzo
    @anthonybortolazzo 4 роки тому +44

    "what!........WHAT!!!"
    Fuckin hilarious. If this shit were an act, he'd get an academy award in a comedic role.

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 3 місяці тому +24

    “I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN FIRST, BEFORE CRUCIFIXION!!!”

  • @lejonbrames8820
    @lejonbrames8820 4 роки тому +120

    Wow what a Mel-tdown.

  • @fcoba85
    @fcoba85 4 роки тому +68

    Any time I need a pick-me-up, I turn to this video and it makes me smile.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 11 місяців тому +1

      Mel Gibson marriage counselor the film

  • @HacKRJonez
    @HacKRJonez 7 місяців тому +27

    "Have you said everything"
    "Ive said NOTHING!"

  • @Jessica-je1ky
    @Jessica-je1ky 2 роки тому +46

    "that green thing today" 😭😭😂😂😂💀💀

  • @tlightning8383
    @tlightning8383 2 роки тому +71

    24:24 “Okay are you yelling now?”
    I fucking died. LMFAO

  • @BD12
    @BD12 4 місяці тому +13

    A grown man once shouted, "And now nobody gets tickets because of YOU!".

  • @kertsang2053
    @kertsang2053 5 років тому +171

    I need to find out which guitar overdrive pedal Mel plugged into his phone

  • @zambimaru
    @zambimaru 2 роки тому +38

    These recordings were gold.

  • @dominickbono477
    @dominickbono477 4 роки тому +184

    this is why i refuse to get married

    • @rebboy17
      @rebboy17 4 роки тому +33

      Lol because Mel Gibson is a lunatic?

    • @Jackw00pw00p2
      @Jackw00pw00p2 4 роки тому +14

      MGTOW for life

    • @Dara-wl7hy
      @Dara-wl7hy 4 роки тому +2

      @@stephengreico2810 yikes.. someone's scorned..

    • @Dara-wl7hy
      @Dara-wl7hy 4 роки тому

      @@stephengreico2810 and you got that from my comment? hahahahahaha.... try again..

    • @Dara-wl7hy
      @Dara-wl7hy 4 роки тому +5

      Stephen Greico- I really do sympathize with you...and I also was demonstrating the truth about what I see in your statement. Which is someone that's been rejected and hurt. So.. he lashes out on woman and lumps us all into one category (shallow). You have no idea what I find attractive or sexy. Or what I'm drawn too. I didn't see your picture when I made my comment. Whoever treated you poorly and made you not trust woman will get her karma... but don't let whoever she was ruin it for you and whoever your supposed to be with. Then she wins. There are good faithful woman out there. But you wont find her if you dont think she exists.

  • @UFCandWeed
    @UFCandWeed 2 роки тому +51

    My apartment neighbors probably wonder why I listen to this all the time.

  • @melaniebelk75
    @melaniebelk75 6 місяців тому +28

    Man, he is really in love with her. That much hate is love gone wrong.

    • @schizvoid8774
      @schizvoid8774 3 місяці тому +5

      Yea I’ve been there for sure,once you see your partners true colors,the pain is unbearable