I did once ask a car salesman ''how many bodies you can fit in the trunk?'' and he came back with ''4, and another 2 at least if you fold the seats'' with the most natural delivery. Didnt buy the car in the end, but I was impressed with his professionalism.
Robert DeNiro is one quarter Italian. But because his Italian blood comes through his father, grandfather and great grandfather, for Italian law, he is considered Italian.
I was in the car business for many years and sometimes you want to say exactly what he said to customers who waltz you around for hours like that and not buy anything.
Gives a fuck what you wanna say. Car sales people are the worst set of human beings around, worse than lawyers and politicians but not as successful obviously. Like a desperate girl trying to get in your pants. It’s just disgusting and awkward. Granted the charm works on some people but to a lot, it’s gross and detestable. People are on the market for a car. They just don’t want to buy it from you is what they’re saying. Your comment is evidence to that fact.
parking such a fancy car in the nco parking area may get the ire of your military officers. Were still waiting for a spending spree from the Pentagon- joke. Just say its your uncles car and Wall St payed out for once. Then tell you boss you will drive him to the golf club to impress the General as his chauffeur. It may be livable then.
shaserdeses I did about 1 week prior to leaving the only sales job ive ever done 3 years of listening to customers complaining and whinging about everything I finally had enough Im now working less hours in a job i like and earning more money 😁
I don't know what you new job is, Chook, but I bet it's not teaching English. "...less hours.."? "...whinging..."? Typical salesman. You BS people to buy something they can't afford with money they don't have to impress people they probably don't even like. Then when they say no, you get all offended. Salesmen, especially used car salesmen, are always the most dishonest people you will find. Change is coming, however. Salesmen, bus drivers, cabbies, uber drivers. So many service industry dead-weights are finally losing their unnecessary jobs. Learn an honest trade and be honest at it and maybe your next job will not be one that is considered dishonest.
Richard Shelton Ive done lots of different jobs over the years and im highly qualified in a number of different industries Don't assume you know me from one short comment I moved with my family to a different part of the world and for financial reasons and family requirements i took a job in sales 3 years of my lifed i wont get back Some customers can be extremely rude and very demanding And sales people are supposed to just accept ths abuse Sorry not this little black duck Life is too short to put up with rude people I now work in the fitness and leisure industry as a lifeguard swim instructor and personal trainer Im really enjoying the job Flexible hours with a better rate of pay and more Time to spend with my family
Everytime I'm with my grown sons at a car show and we see a big ass car like a Mercedes, or Cadillac, or BMW with a large trunk we open it and say "you can get tree bodies in there", just like DiNero. LMAO everytime!!!
Cops gonna know you get three bodies in there. The moonshiners would upgrade the suspension in the back because cops would look for cars dipping too much in the back.
John49910110 he's part Italian and part other nationalities. but who really cares. one thing about him is he acts a lot smarter in the movies than in real life. he's a bump on the log when he's on talk shows. he seems more like Louis from Jackie Brown than Jimmy Conway from Goodfellas.lol
Best result a lot of american soldiers were killed by nazis. your argument doesnt make any sense. de niro should have sold a gm product or ford, and not a Audi
EVERY car salesperson’s fantasy, I guarantee it (having been one myself for close to 10 years, I know I had that very same dialogue with the occasional “customer “-IN MY HEAD 😊)
Nothing ticks me off more than when people say Lexus is just a Toyota. Its not, do your research. The guy made a good choice of sticking with his LS. If this were real, he'd still be driving that LS to this day with little to no issues whatsoever. If he bought that Audi, who knows, could've been in the junkyard already or he would've poured in thousands of dollars in repairs.
That's why I no longer sell cars.....I got tired of dealing with smug, ignorant pricks like that who did nothing but waste my time. DeNiro said everything I ever wanted to say to tire kickers!
I find it funny that he says Lexus, that's like a Toyota. He sells Audi's which everyone always says they're like Volkswagens lol. I like Lexus & Audi though.
The difference is when you look under a VW hood parts say VW. When you look under an Audi hood, parts say Audi. When you look under a Luxus hood parts say Toyota!
I did once ask a car salesman ''how many bodies you can fit in the trunk?'' and he came back with ''4, and another 2 at least if you fold the seats'' with the most natural delivery. Didnt buy the car in the end, but I was impressed with his professionalism.
u sure his profession is car salesman ?
Who's the actor and the women
Should’ve asked him how many midget bodies can fit in the trunk to try to throw him off a bit. 🤷♂️
He deserved a sale after that brilliant answer .
@@Brownismyname 💀💀
“You’re not a customer as far as I’m concerned!” LMAO
I'd say, paying customer. 😂
Technically hes right.. lol if you’re just looking then you aint a customer. Customers buy shit.
he's right. until you pay you're not a customer, you're just a prospect
@@JerryThomas-fg9ms"let's not forget pearl harbor" lol
I would've laughed if a salesman made that bodies in the trunk joke.
I would have laughed nervously
I laughed now 😁
woodchuckcider1 would you laugh because the salesman is funny like a clown?
Well when i bought a new car in 2010 the sells man said 4 bodys can fit in the trunk.
I use to make this joke to every customer I had
"Look the size at that trunk you can put three billy bats and a shinebox"
Three bodies not three billy
"No more shines."
Lmfaoooo
@@itz_kale7791
"Ey, I was just bustin' your bawls is all!"
A couple of three things
This is actually so accurate. Ask a million questions, tell me about your Lexus, then leave and never come back. Seriously, every day.
I will come back for u
You wanna talk to the manager . Here's the manager! Hahaha
Kristina Mitri did u get a hot dog lol
Kristina Mitri Ask about every friggin feature..."well we'll be back"...gtfoh!!
I will always come for you baby...
I used to sell cars in a showroom and these are the types of customers who will never return your phone calls. So happy to see this.
I'm a car salesman and decided the use the body in the trunk joke with a customer, i am now unemployed.
yeah, you didn't and you are not a car salesamn and you weren't
Right customer? Would say "Yeah? Now THAT is a great feature! No shit THREEwill fit? And I wouldn't have to do some chainsaw compaction first? DEAL!"
Victor it’s a joke
lfin _77 yeah because I really didn’t know that.....
@@vika0194 it's a joke dipshit.
Robert De Niro plays being Italian better than actual Italians
Well he’s Italian
🇮🇹
Who’s gonna tell him
Robert DeNiro is one quarter Italian. But because his Italian blood comes through his father, grandfather and great grandfather, for Italian law, he is considered Italian.
@@armadillo1231 his grandfathers are originally Arberesh not Italian.
I swear to God, I wish I could speak to some customers like this at my job.
He brings up Pearl Harbor to sell a German car.
well the germans sure as hell didnt pull of pearl harbour now did they, smartass?
You like nazzi's?
so every german is a nazi??
so every japan is a nazi
"Remember Pearl Harbor!!" signed Paulie Walnuts
tellem to get a HANDA!
Lol
Why would he say handa?
ad john what is a hands?
He says "Tell 'em to get a Honda"! You know, HONDA, the Japanese car brand?
I was legit sad watching sad videos on youtube, then this came from recommended, now I'm happy
LOL.....same here bro :)
Damn guys get a room
Weak white boy. Get a life pp cutter
Weak white boy
Every customer service and retail person's dream in this one video. 😂
If car salesmens were honest.
I was in the car business for many years and sometimes you want to say exactly what he said to customers who waltz you around for hours like that and not buy anything.
"Here's the manager" - This video has now become a guide on how to handle all the 'Karens' of the world.
Lets not forgot Pearl Harbor.
Yet he's selling them a German car.
+steven vogel Fuck Germam cars!!!
steven vogel but german never attack us
willkittwk hahahahaha
Only GM matters :)
As a used car dealer We All get customers like this 😂 this is what we really wanna say when we get tire kickers
That is why you get the commission you do. If everyone who walked on the lot bought a car they would just lower the commission to adjust.
Gives a fuck what you wanna say. Car sales people are the worst set of human beings around, worse than lawyers and politicians but not as successful obviously. Like a desperate girl trying to get in your pants. It’s just disgusting and awkward. Granted the charm works on some people but to a lot, it’s gross and detestable. People are on the market for a car. They just don’t want to buy it from you is what they’re saying. Your comment is evidence to that fact.
No one can replace Robert de niro
“TELL EM TO GET A HONDA!” - Da Supah-Visah.
My brother drives a Honda Accord touring 2018
I would buy the car, even if I didn't like it. Because De Niro is the salesman and he has touched the car. Enough reasons why to buy it.
***** LOLSZ, Why? He gave the car blessings, it's not gonna get into any accident?
+Lt Col Speirs I need a cigarette.
Mojo Risin ....he's a racist uncouth asswipe ... I've seen his vide ...
parking such a fancy car in the nco parking area may get the ire of your military officers.
Were still waiting for a spending spree from the Pentagon- joke. Just say its your
uncles car and Wall St payed out for once. Then tell you boss you will drive him
to the golf club to impress the General as his chauffeur. It may be livable then.
Obviously, who wouldn't buy a car touched by Robert de niro.
Theres a reason there is only 1 Robert De Niro
OwlEyes85 His parents
Deniros awesome
antisoyboy Do you wanna see the manager?
Michael Jackson is my manager. He says get a Honda!
OwlEyes85 too bad he became a leftist puke
the manager knows how to deal with costumers
I wish I could do this at my sales job!
shaserdeses
I did about 1 week prior to leaving the only sales job ive ever done
3 years of listening to customers complaining and whinging about everything
I finally had enough
Im now working less hours in a job i like and earning more money 😁
shaserdeses
You can, you just have to believe in yourself
I don't know what you new job is, Chook, but I bet it's not teaching English. "...less hours.."? "...whinging..."? Typical salesman. You BS people to buy something they can't afford with money they don't have to impress people they probably don't even like. Then when they say no, you get all offended. Salesmen, especially used car salesmen, are always the most dishonest people you will find. Change is coming, however. Salesmen, bus drivers, cabbies, uber drivers. So many service industry dead-weights are finally losing their unnecessary jobs. Learn an honest trade and be honest at it and maybe your next job will not be one that is considered dishonest.
Richard Shelton
Ive done lots of different jobs over the years and im highly qualified in a number of different industries
Don't assume you know me from one short comment
I moved with my family to a different part of the world and for financial reasons and family requirements i took a job in sales
3 years of my lifed i wont get back
Some customers can be extremely rude and very demanding
And sales people are supposed to just accept ths abuse
Sorry not this little black duck
Life is too short to put up with rude people
I now work in the fitness and leisure industry as a lifeguard swim instructor and personal trainer
Im really enjoying the job
Flexible hours with a better rate of pay and more Time to spend with my family
wrong. car sales is an honest, noble and ethical profession.
You could put 3 bodies in there... 😂😂😂😂
I knew from then it's gonna get funny 😂
@@DFenV 😆😆
Everytime I'm with my grown sons at a car show and we see a big ass car like a Mercedes, or Cadillac, or BMW with a
large trunk we open it and say "you can get tree bodies in there", just like DiNero. LMAO everytime!!!
Cops gonna know you get three bodies in there. The moonshiners would upgrade the suspension in the back because cops would look for cars dipping too much in the back.
" Look at the size of that trunk , huh? You can put three bodies in there!! Just kidding..." Cracks me up all the time !!! :)))
Dude I like how he acts. My favorite Italian actor
+That drummer Kid lol he's not italian man
+Dragon10101011 who it Italian Robert ??
I believe he's Lebanese
+Dragon10101011 Yes hes Italian I know ..i.e Italian american
John49910110 he's part Italian and part other nationalities. but who really cares. one thing about him is he acts a lot smarter in the movies than in real life. he's a bump on the log when he's on talk shows. he seems more like Louis from Jackie Brown than Jimmy Conway from Goodfellas.lol
so satisfying to watch for those in the service industry.
Real talk!
"TELL EM TO GET A HONDA!!" LMFAO
Audi...that's like a Volkswagen right? Love this clip though, never gets old.
yeahhh technically but lexus is the luxury division of toyota. where as audi is a full fledged luxury brand
I would definitely buy from this guy this is so hilarious and funny.
I know right, he should consider acting
I'm doing this next time a customer jerks me around and wastes my time
"looka the size of that trunk. You can put three bodies in there."
Here's the manager!! Hahahaha
I'm from Italy and I recognize that gesture is authentic italian.
The first 6 seconds had me dying for an hour
He talked about Pearl Harbor, and he is selling a German car...
21 people dont understand humor.
Japanese attacked the us territory, German no.
Best result ever heard of allies lol
We attacked Germany remember they were conning for us after Russia tho
Best result a lot of american soldiers were killed by nazis. your argument doesnt make any sense. de niro should have sold a gm product or ford, and not a Audi
That is the funniest shit!!! I hope I can try it someday
damn that S8 is clean
Viktor Kolev is just a Vw
Your mean old
Still fast tho
half breed 070 dead end 700 I wouldn't mind it being that old, if it was in that condition it's in, in the vid. Still a good car.
Charles Carter
My car talks during driving
Even keeps complaining that I drive too fast
this is so New York, I know guys in NYC that talk like this
@horizon breaking*
i know guys in Italy that act like this, believe me.
As a car salesman
This is the best ever!
I love that Audi A8!
I SWEAR I have had two separate vehicle salesman that behaved identical to the Diniro performance! He NAILED IT!
after bothering you for 2 hours, all of a sudden they will have a doctors appointment, emergency at work or need to pick up their kids.
“HERES THE MANAGER” lmaoo
EVERY car salesperson’s fantasy, I guarantee it (having been one myself for close to 10 years, I know I had that very same dialogue with the occasional “customer “-IN MY HEAD 😊)
Each time when I consider changing my car, I remember this scene...👌🤪👌🤪👌...and I give up 😅😅
Only Deniro can pull that off
One of the best de niros scenes
And that's how you sell a car
Lmao
And lose customers.
Robert Dinero.......unbeliveable...love him😍💜😍💜😍😍😍😍😍😍
I'll show you the manager.. here's the manager! lmao
Ever since I know myself , everytime I look at buying a car I always think and say ! How many bodies can i fit in this trunk 😂
And some customers deserve this kind of treatment, ha, ha too funny love it.
Consider this, youve been breaking my balls for about an hour . . . lmao
Gotta love this guy
If that is an 1995 Audi S2, they made a big mistake not buying.
Those things are powerful and rare as unicorns.
I want to fucking say this to a fucking "customer"
where do you work dude.
“It’s like a, Toyota?”
“No it’s a Lexus” LMFAO
One of the funniest scenes ever
Classic scene what a brilliant actor deniro is .
u want to see the manager😂😂😂😁😀😂
I remember that place, My friend and I used to go there often back in the 80s. We used to check out so many of the cars there.
Thats a Huge Manager.
Mentions Pearl Harbor as he’s trying to sell a German car lol
That's the sale's pitch right there 😎😂
Nothing ticks me off more than when people say Lexus is just a Toyota. Its not, do your research. The guy made a good choice of sticking with his LS. If this were real, he'd still be driving that LS to this day with little to no issues whatsoever. If he bought that Audi, who knows, could've been in the junkyard already or he would've poured in thousands of dollars in repairs.
Exactly, and today Lexus and Toyota are different brands which are hardly the same anymore.
Do you want you to see the manager too?
tell em to get a honda lmao
kyle durkee
It is honda you idiot.
"You asked me 10,000 questions, and I answered every single one of them" 😥
Don’t mess with Jimmy Conway
"That's like a, Toyota?"
"And this is a Volkswagen"
+elcuellorojo I'd rather be in a volkswagen than a toyota
+Casey Le I'd rather be in a Fiat than a Saab
Not the same thing.
Wanna buy a ferrari buy a fiat the same thing italian
That's why I no longer sell cars.....I got tired of dealing with smug, ignorant pricks like that who did nothing but waste my time. DeNiro said everything I ever wanted to say to tire kickers!
Why don't you just say you just want the money you homeless hobo? No one is gonna by a car from you anyway. I bet you smell like trash.
Facts
My favourite actor😂😂
Here is the manager 😂😂😂😂
I'm not a Robert De Niro fan. But I love these movies. I like Billy Crystal. I always have and I always will.
Hahahaha when ever someone comes into my store and asks for a manager I do that!
Fit like three bodies 🤣 dude that made my day
I'm in sales and this is exactly what is going through my mind when indecisive idiots waste my time.
Robert De Niro, is a real actor man, I did enjoy how italian mafia guys sell cars.
I’m not a car salesman but I can see why this would be a pain in the ass 😭
The most electrifying salesman
De Niro gets a slap in the face for a video his face is on.
Some managers always have your back.
How many shineboxes can you fit in the trunk?
One of the best scenes in the movie lol
I find it funny that he says Lexus, that's like a Toyota. He sells Audi's which everyone always says they're like Volkswagens lol. I like Lexus & Audi though.
The difference is when you look under a VW hood parts say VW. When you look under an Audi hood, parts say Audi. When you look under a Luxus hood parts say Toyota!
"you can't talk to customers like that"
-"As far as I'm concerned you're not a customer"
Man had a point 😅
Sorry, but that Lexus LS 430 12 or more years later is still technologically advance, safe, and especially reliable.
This is the best Audi commersial ever.
WE NEED MORE FKN CAR SALESMAN LIKE THIS
NOPE!!!!
"tell them to get a Honda" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is (analyze that) film
Don Lino selling cars
I don't think that was in the sales training manual
Funny enough he says you drove it but that car was never touched ....still spinning to this day
LOL
Audi salesmen, but i gotta agree with my man Deniro, Lexus is a bloody Toyota !
+Bilal Ahmed lmao
+Bilal Ahmed, Toyota owns Lexus and some of the cars have the same body as Toyota.
+Bilal Ahmed And Audi is a bloody Volkswagen lol, same here
+Eorthil Volkswagens are good German cars too !
+Bilal Ahmed Well they manipulate their cars and were lying about that.
What about the light what about this what about that 😂😂😂
😂😂
best car sales man in the world
Just got a call from a car dealer to start as a sales man and I’m trying to learn from Robert de Niro