"And now for our next act... 2 fourth graders and a dog playing Aenema by Tool!!". *The crowd cheers... until they hear it. Then they boo, like, so much.*
To those who are complaining about the lyrics being incorrect.. whilst you are coreect, it is not the uploaders fault... they copied this video directly from Sound Choices version and attempted to remove their branding, yet i did catch a flash of it during one of the instrumentals, and i know their format very well lol
Actually, they’re pretty on point: Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your Prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits And some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim Mom's gonna fix it all soon Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be Learn to swim Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes Learn to swim Fuck retro anything Fuck your tattoos Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory Learn to swim Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas Fuck these dysfunctional Insecure actresses Learn to swim 'Cause I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Time to bring it down again Don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend I wanna see it come down Burn it down Suck it down Flush it down
Dude wtf is this? I thought the idea of Aenema karaoke was hilarious in itself but it sounds like shit and the lyrics are wrong too 🤣 Am I being trolled? This is actually hilarious to me Ftr Tool is my favorite band of all time
Yes, they’re pretty much on point: Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your Prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits And some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim Mom's gonna fix it all soon Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be Learn to swim Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes Learn to swim Fuck retro anything Fuck your tattoos Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory Learn to swim Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas Fuck these dysfunctional Insecure actresses Learn to swim 'Cause I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Time to bring it down again Don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend I wanna see it come down Burn it down Suck it down Flush it down
Its not "hey fucking Johhny, hey fucking Jane" its "any fucking time, any fucking day"
For all that ailes you: put this song on repeat ..play at ear splitting decibles for 2-6 hours depending on severity of your condition !!
Thanks doc it cured having to care
Ails. Not ailes
"And now for our next act... 2 fourth graders and a dog playing Aenema by Tool!!".
*The crowd cheers... until they hear it. Then they boo, like, so much.*
To those who are complaining about the lyrics being incorrect.. whilst you are coreect, it is not the uploaders fault... they copied this video directly from Sound Choices version and attempted to remove their branding, yet i did catch a flash of it during one of the instrumentals, and i know their format very well lol
"Hey fuckin Johnny hey fucking Jane"
Ded XD
We'll learn to swim , see you down in Arizona Bay...Yah!!!
JAJAJAAJ poor johny
bruh I sang this song at a karaoke night to this and no wonder it sounded so fucked up what did you put me through 😭
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Haha hey fucking Johnny hey fucking Jane! Right lyrics: Any fucking time, any fucking day!
This was the first video I've seen of yours bro and I'm instasubbed.
Great song lyrics I agree.
Super f-cking awesome! Do love this song, and sing, and sin', and sin', it over and over again!
Some one upload a video of singing this song to the pitch and with the lyrics that are posted on the vid
I made a better version
How in the day of google can you not bother to get the lyrics correct?
impractical jokers full episodes
reupload with correct pitch?
Howard Jones Jr - Pitchfork, or just...?!? idk diy
I made a better version with the original sound
Lyrics are so wrong🤣
arsalsedo53 - Right...? 😐
Actually, they’re pretty on point:
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be
Learn to swim
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes
Learn to swim
Fuck retro anything
Fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory
Learn to swim
Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional
Insecure actresses
Learn to swim
'Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
Time to bring it down again
Don't just call me pessimist
Try and read between the lines
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend
I wanna see it come down
Burn it down
Suck it down
Flush it down
How so? This entire planet needs a reset..
Which will happen.. learn to swim was replying to Arsaiedo
any fucking John, any fucking Jane... WTF
This is an insult to TOOL.
Yeah, is the pitch like down or something? I don't know anything about music. But, song is off...
You like the jam the song
uuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhh
Dude wtf is this? I thought the idea of Aenema karaoke was hilarious in itself but it sounds like shit and the lyrics are wrong too 🤣
Am I being trolled? This is actually hilarious to me
Ftr Tool is my favorite band of all time
Lyrics are wrong. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Not Johnny and Jane. That shit doesn’t even make sense
you should call this something else
There was an attempt...
Sorry no L.A for this guy..got love for the west but the canyon as far as id care to see..
Better learn to swimm
TIS I SINGULARITY. TO YE ARE BEING GENOCIDED COMPLETELY GENOCIDED.
It got so many words wrong and the music is so off. Lol😅
Are these lyrics even half correct? 😖
Yes, they’re pretty much on point:
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be
Learn to swim
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes
Learn to swim
Fuck retro anything
Fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory
Learn to swim
Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional
Insecure actresses
Learn to swim
'Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
Time to bring it down again
Don't just call me pessimist
Try and read between the lines
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend
I wanna see it come down
Burn it down
Suck it down
Flush it down
Johnny and Jane would disagree lol
song is in the wrong key
twitch
Wow. This is so wrong in so many ways...
a☝🏻 millenials reaction to the truth @jennifer
Absolutely terrible