I wanna think that Mondo came home to Taka and told im about how he met The Machine (K1-B0) and then the next day Taka is like " oooooh! Your The Machine!"
Wait, if kokichi is also one of K1-B0's classmates, does that mean kokichi became president of a foreign country over the course of summer. I guess he is the ultimate supreme leader.
0:41 is it just me or is that the classroom from Doki Doki literature club 2:41 Keebo no This story is unbelievable but for some reason I believe it like it’s god
The funny part of Kiibo being in this as Bert is it makes him panicking and saying "I am the Machine" make more sense- since he is a machine. It's like me panicking and saying "I am a human-" it's still weird but, like, it makes sense because I am that thing
In a bar in Baden Baden, I nearly got into a drinking match with a Russian exchange student. I lost my chance by asking if he wanted a repeat of history.he screamed ADENAUER CHEATED! so loud his voice cracked and ran away...I had a non alcoholic gin and tonic.
Ah,i may hate Russians,but i sure do love those lads who were nice to a guy that just said...and i quote..."I'M THE MACHINE".I would have litteraly given him the key to my city.
‘You can’t be friends with everyone, not everyone is going to like you.’
‘The Russian mafia liked me.’
Welcome to Russia, Keeboy!
oh dont tell me the mafia is under your rule oh supreme leader kokichi, cause that explains things in the story
PLEASE I CANT 💀
@@ahmadmirzatappi8142
;)
@@ahmadmirzatappi8142 probably because of that one meme of kokichi being nominated as the Russian president
Why must you follow me!
Russia sounds nice.
OMA!!!
Yee
I speak Russian language
Ikr
i love russia
I AM RUSSIAN AND THIS WHOLE ENTIRE VIDEO IS 100% BELEIVABLE
Oh wow
Oh my
_as a spanish person i can tell you that i relate_
i’m also russian and this is VERY accurate to how foreigners act in russia
Хеллоу , русский ;)
Nidai: f that b this is russia
Taka: *F that b this is russia*
Me: Now I've seen it all.
as someone who lives in the same town where florida state university is let me tell you. 100% believable
I've heard some crazy shit about things that have happened in Florida.
It seems like absolute chaos, which isn't a *bad* thing.
@@n_0094 As a floridian you're absolutely right
@SNImportant there's a lot of people who live in florida. It's not like OP gave their address or anything
same
@SNImportant literally how old are you
Of course Sonia is the teacher
“I am the machine” got me crying of laughter
Same
Me, a person that speaks russian as their first language: huh, interesting
Я работаю кошка.
⭐️🔘#👞
@@DelfyDaun thank you for making my day
Учи русский)))
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Learn Russian ))
the fact that this actually happened to someone is immaculate
Fun fact: kokichi was banned from Russia
That is incorrect, Kokichi is the leader of the Russian mofia
LIE! IM THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT MWAHAHAAHA
@@honkyclowni Surely the Russian president is a fan of Junko, hence the war in Ukraine for despair.
I wanna think that Mondo came home to Taka and told im about how he met The Machine (K1-B0) and then the next day Taka is like " oooooh! Your The Machine!"
I BET KIIBO WOULD ACTUALLY BE IN THIS SITUATION-
The aside where he talked about being a good person and not cheating on his wife was so in character.
He goes to Russia and meets Kokichi the president
Wait, if kokichi is also one of K1-B0's classmates, does that mean kokichi became president of a foreign country over the course of summer. I guess he is the ultimate supreme leader.
@@johnplays7600 of course he did. This gremlin can do anything >:)
Nishishi
As a full russian who moved to the america, This would full well happen. HES THE MACHINE
*He is the machine*
*literally*
I am the machine! >:D
@@ghostea25
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I cannot physically express how much I love chaotic Russians.
This is true, I did go to Russia and I still have trauma from this. 😀
Cool- im half russian.....damn i wish i was alive at the mafia time and jusr join XD
that was the absolute best thing i’ve watched in years oh my god
I see that k1-bo has the same energy as a puppy in a dog park in this as he does in the game
This is fucking legendary 🤣🤣🤣
Frick Kokichi, Kiibo should be the russian President.
He can be my Vice President! Nee-heehee-
@@kokichiouma616 yasssss ima call ibuki and get her to sing for yall
YES YES I AGREE
YESSS
Add the "Goddammit!" at the end and trust me, you'll sound like Charlie 100%%
8:22 THAT'S RIGHT GRAB THE FUCKING MONEY!!! WOOOO!!!!
Is it wrong I'm hyping him up? 🤣
russia is for the chaotic and i fucking love it because of it
Maybe if you just tell everyone that your the machine you won’t get into trouble
0:41 is it just me or is that the classroom from Doki Doki literature club
2:41 Keebo no
This story is unbelievable but for some reason I believe it like it’s god
I think it is from ddlc
Yeah that is the ddlc classroom
@@SillySpiderWeb ah ok
I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE THE CLASSROOM IS FROM DDLC UNTIL I READ THIS COMMENT-
That voice on K1b0 is killing me
I’m actually crying 😂
KEEBO IS THE MACHINE!
So I understand you are the machine.
I wanna learn Russian so bad. I'm planning on taking a class on it next year after I graduate highschool
Good luck with that, Russian is a hard language to learn
the ddlc classroom😭😭😭
Love how miu is the wife
Being russian makes this 10x funnier 😭
Keebo and Taka are my two favorite characters. This was such a treat. Great work!
@Eric CartmanOfc. 🙁
Taka supremacy
I AM THE MACHINE I LOVE VODKA
This is just a guess, but…….
I think……
He might be the machine
This is hilarious! My favourite parts was when the Russians just go "Fuck them, this is Russia" lmao
KEEBO YOU’RE STARRING IN A MOVIE ✨
This never happened!!
You were drunk
Mhm
D
(
D
Suuuure it didn’t
NO THATS WRONG
Do you think you would remeber this after drinking like, 28 Bottles of Vodka
Now I wanna go to Russia
AHHAH THIS VIDEO IS LITERALLY THE BEST!! I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING OMG😭
Words cannot describe how much I love this AaaAaAaa 💖
Keebo is the fucking machine guys
Miyu being kiibos wife should be canon 😂
Top quality content 10/10 beat Danganronpa video award goes to bumper guy
Kiibo is straight stylin in the thumbnail
He’s the machine
Florida Frat boy meets Russian Mafia and this is.... So believable.
I👏🏻LOVE👏🏻THIS👏🏻AAAAAA
This had me laughing more than ever
I think i want to move to Russia and join the mafia
this shit is keeping me from burning down my house
absolutely fantastic!
This sounds both f*cking awesome and sh*t inducing at the same time.
he is the machine
2:43 Missed opportunity to put Haiji there XD
THE MACHINE
no one:
the mafia:
kiibo: я машина [ya mashina]
I wanted this man to sound like a robot but that’s just unrealistic 🤣
9:07 Great editing here! 😂
7:13 next everyone was saying oh bay the machine
I really wanna watch this but I haven't played V3 yet so I'll be back :)
Edit: I came back and I am crying, this is amazing :')))
The funny part of Kiibo being in this as Bert is it makes him panicking and saying "I am the Machine" make more sense- since he is a machine. It's like me panicking and saying "I am a human-" it's still weird but, like, it makes sense because I am that thing
I'm pissing hes the machine
I my emotions are swirling around to make a new one after seeing this
i wish i was him
HE'S THE MACHINE
In a bar in Baden Baden, I nearly got into a drinking match with a Russian exchange student. I lost my chance by asking if he wanted a repeat of history.he screamed ADENAUER CHEATED! so loud his voice cracked and ran away...I had a non alcoholic gin and tonic.
Ah,i may hate Russians,but i sure do love those lads who were nice to a guy that just said...and i quote..."I'M THE MACHINE".I would have litteraly given him the key to my city.
Now a major motion picture!
"Я работаю кощка"
I CNOT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
God i love my state and the FUCK shit we do
I had to pause twice to stop laughing by the seven minute mark
Its the BEST DANGANRONPA STAND-UP I'VE WATCHED
Also its the 100th time ive watched this in the hour
i need to do this
LMAO-
keebo is the machine ;)
I DONT LIKE THAT WINK
10:17 lol
Now I wanna learn russian
This is a gem
its a bird
its a train
its the machine
Waiting till he finds out I’m the russian president
you.. you are what ? 😅
@@staanmaarsh I'm the Russian President
How to survive the Russia 101:
So apparently they’re making a movie about the original skit?
Wait what?
I am wondering if I should put "not interested" or just leave the video alone
I LOVE THIS! IT'S PERFECT!
7:21 to 8:28 to 8:24 to 12:29
Keebo was Mui with you
*I'm the machine* *-K1B0*
HES THE MACHINE
“Learned that the hard way”
*what*
*WHAT*
True story
If this story is true at all, clearly Russia is way wilder than I imagined...
lol im dying of laughter!!!!
Okay the last was wired af don't ask about it pls
It’s a real story btw it’s so funny
Omg I got a heart
I wanna be friends with the Russian mafia they sound so nice lol
Kiibo the machine
Aw Miu is the wife~