They Bite by Anthony Boucher Narrated by Edward E. French

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  • Опубліковано 7 лис 2024

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  • @davidbailey4404
    @davidbailey4404 3 роки тому +5

    My thanks to you for this one, Mr. French. I first read it when I was very, very young. I believe it was in one of those Alfred Hitchcock anthology paperbacks I used to pick up for a dime at the junk shops and then keep hidden because of my mother's horror at my literary tastes. This tale was one of my very favorites, and it was really a treat to hear your top-notch rendering of it. The only thing better than reading it is hearing you read it aloud. Got to go dig up (appropriately enough) some more of your voice-acting now...

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  3 роки тому

      Thanks, David. They Bite has been in a few anthologies, including my rapidly deteriorating ancient paperback copy of Zacherlie's Vulture Stew. Be safe and well. E.E.F.

  • @loucathwil86
    @loucathwil86 4 роки тому +4

    Blimey, your voice is like butter!

  • @stuntedslime9208
    @stuntedslime9208 5 років тому +13

    What a gloriously ghoulish tale, with Mr French bringing the goods!
    I'm sure you have your own personal greatest hits your clawing your way through, but I would love to hear you tackle H. R. Wakefields short story 'The Red Lodge' one day.
    Keep up the exceptional work, you are a genuine treasure!

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому +4

      I'll look it up. Thanks for listening, Stunted Slime! E.E.F.

    • @waningmooncancer9628
      @waningmooncancer9628 Рік тому

      ​@FrenchEdward06 What an immature 53 year old who's sense of humor hasn't matured beyond the age of 15? 😊

  • @rameyzamora1018
    @rameyzamora1018 5 років тому +7

    Always one of my favorites - keen treat to hear you tell "They Bite"!

  • @johnjack2260
    @johnjack2260 5 років тому +2

    Beautiful. There are those with a voice that isnt meant for reading horror. You though, capture those men sitting round a fire and telling stories to young ones into the night. Im eager for another tale.

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому

      That's nice to hear, John, 'cause that's definitely my mission here on the channel. Cheers. E.E.F.

  • @sarahjane7886
    @sarahjane7886 5 років тому +2

    There's nothing i like more than listening to your wonderful readings.....but i just love dogs too much to go any further i'll look forward to next time when we meet again .......xx

  • @johnmerritt2047
    @johnmerritt2047 3 роки тому +1

    One of my all-time favourite horror stories. As ever, narrated with perfect precision. Thank you.

  • @juneroberts5305
    @juneroberts5305 3 роки тому +1

    I come back to listen to this every so often - it's one of my favourite stories and your narration is simply brilliant.
    This one is what made me stumble onto your channel originally, and what made me subscribe. Been enjoying your excellent narrations ever since. 😀

  • @lparsons6977
    @lparsons6977 5 років тому +2

    That...was...awesome! I love creepy, brilliantly narrated folklore! 😊 thank you, thank you, thank you!

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому +1

      Thanks, L Parsons.....Stay tuned for more Halloween treats! E.E.F.

    • @lparsons6977
      @lparsons6977 5 років тому

      edward french I can’t wait!😂It always make me happy when I get a notification that you’ve uploaded something! I love listening to you narrate, and the stories you choose to read are my favorite kind of scary and twisted!😂 I believe my favorite so far has been, “Burn Witch, Burn” I wish there had been a thousand chapters to that book😂😂😂

  • @mrnobodyinvr9762
    @mrnobodyinvr9762 3 роки тому

    Your introduction was enough to have me glued to the speakers, Edward, thank you. Its your thoughtful projections, inflections, alluding to whats at the edge of the page, the gritty details sounded in your voice, which creates a space where just You alone, draw up all the world around a story. I have found that to be very uniquely your own special ability, Edward, for which, I am very thankful. Another wonderful delivery of a story unknown to me until today. Excellent.

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  3 роки тому +1

      I appreciate hearing that, Mr. Nobody. Thanks for listening! E.E.F.

    • @mrnobodyinvr9762
      @mrnobodyinvr9762 3 роки тому

      @@FrenchEdward06 The dimension of character You bring, with your talented voice creates it all for me, the words alone wouldnt hold my attentions for long, but, when you breath life into it all? Well, its an entirely different creature then. Thank you, Edward.

  • @Thewolverine0865
    @Thewolverine0865 3 роки тому +1

    I miss Vincent Price so much! Thank you for keeping up the work!

  • @awnaur0no919
    @awnaur0no919 3 роки тому

    Yooooooo i only eer heard tha cbc nightfall adaptation of dis story before, mad props for narrating tha original!

  • @chrishalliday8371
    @chrishalliday8371 5 років тому +1

    I actually forgot to breathe at the end! Thank you Mr F

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому +1

      You were WARNED.....I trust you are still addicted to oxygen. Cheers. E.E.F.

  • @toekafrank6998
    @toekafrank6998 4 роки тому +1

    Your voice transforms tales of horror into melodious enchantment. You are a wizard.🌠🌙

  • @DrakeBarrow
    @DrakeBarrow 4 роки тому

    Great narration. I read this one when I was a kid, and it's stuck with me. Very original concept, too.

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  4 роки тому +1

      Thanks, Drake. I agree. The story is gruesome. But it doesn't rely on gore for the horror. The monster is very original and that makes the ending all the more unsettling. Cheers. E.E.F.

  • @cloudtx
    @cloudtx 4 роки тому

    Some good horror here. The fact that the protagonist turned out to be a murderous bastard takes away from the tragedy of the ending but it makes it more palatable I suppose.
    It reminds of the stories in the old Tales from the Crypt TV show where the protagonist almost always ended up with a horrible demise but they were also almost always awful people. I wonder if that's a narrative technique writers use often to "soften the blow" so-to-speak?
    Great job here as usual Mr. French.

  • @johncasey6283
    @johncasey6283 5 років тому +1

    Hi Edward, long time listener first time caller here. I really enjoyed the story and the addition of the little preludes with the content warning on the last few stories is really great. I enjoy the addition immensely both for the consideration to more sensitive listeners and the overall effect on the listening experience. Thanks for all the work you put into these ghoulish narrations!

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому

      Thank you for chiming in John. Nice to hear that you're a long time listener. Cheers. E.E.F.

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 3 роки тому +1

    17:25 kid with the beard: you're actually scaring me! really!! and it's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!

  • @susannowak5544
    @susannowak5544 11 місяців тому

    Oh yessss! Perfect for a stormy night alone in the hills….brrrr

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 3 роки тому

    another listen - Good night, Edward! 😏

  • @williamhiers1280
    @williamhiers1280 5 років тому

    Edward, I love your enthusiasm! :)

  • @Offshoreorganbuilder
    @Offshoreorganbuilder 5 років тому +3

    Another shocker!
    (I may not sleep too well, tonight ...)

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому +5

      Hmmm. I wonder if there's similar legend located where you are? (Heh, heh) E.E.F.

  • @violetfemme411
    @violetfemme411 5 років тому +1

    You first grabbed my attention with your brilliant performance of the Shirley Jackson favorite "The Witch".... and I've felt the grip tighten with each new upload. And learning you worked on "Sleep Away Camp" which holds a sacred place in my DVD collection instantly "trans"formed me to a fan for life 😉

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому +1

      Dear Violet Femme- This was a nice missive to find at the top of my Sunday....Sleepaway Camp has resonated with many people of a certain generation. Perhaps not a GREAT movie, but strangely memorable. Thank you. E.E.F.

    • @violetfemme411
      @violetfemme411 5 років тому

      Strangely memorable without a doubt 😉 I'll never forget that last scene... Shocking for it's time I'm sure. Have u worked with Savini?

  • @brianreddeman951
    @brianreddeman951 5 років тому +2

    I asked the Dead Meat channel to recommend this channel. They mentioned you had worked on Sleepaway Camp.

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому +5

      Thanks, Brian. Sleepaway Camp was the first movie I created the Special Makeup Effects for. There's was definitely a lot of "dead meat" during that production. Some of it boiled alive. E.E.F.

    • @violetfemme411
      @violetfemme411 5 років тому

      @@FrenchEdward06 I actually own that movie.. good job! 😁

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 роки тому

      @@FrenchEdward06 wow... I never knew you worked on the FX. Were there other films you worked on?

    • @jonathanwpressman
      @jonathanwpressman Рік тому

      @@TheRealNormanBates ever heard of a little film called Terminator 2? 😀

  • @MultiNacnud
    @MultiNacnud 5 років тому

    Thanks again Mr French for your great narration.Concerning 2:33 "A Gibraltar of pygmies".That line must be unique in literature .

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому

      I think you could teach a writing course on short story construction from "They Bite." Mr. Boucher was quite the word smith. E.E.F.

  • @williamhiers1280
    @williamhiers1280 5 років тому

    Ah, I remember this from a short story collection I got earlier this year. :D

  • @hindleygj
    @hindleygj 4 роки тому

    This is quite a good one

  • @jonathanwpressman
    @jonathanwpressman 5 років тому

    Ah ok. I can think of two possible conclusions for this guy. Anyhow this was an interesting story. I didn't realize the totality of the horror until the last scene and his dramatic discovery about the object in the room. I also had somewhat of a disgust response to it (the last scene), it's pretty gross. I approve!

  • @Julian-bq9qv
    @Julian-bq9qv 5 років тому +3

    I love your voice and your always superlative narrations - but afraid I must pass on this one if dog strangulation is involved. Look forward to next time, though. cheers! And thanks for the warning!

  • @DrDespicable
    @DrDespicable 2 роки тому

    "Boucher" is pronounced "BOW-cher". I promise. Meanwhile, excellent work! Your performance reminds me very much of Ernest Chappell, announcer and star of the classic radio show, "Quiet, Please"! Bravo!

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  2 роки тому

      Dr. - Even though you are Despicable, I'm sure you are correct about that pronunciation. I've heard "Quiet, Please " on the Old Time Sirius XM Satellite radio channel and appreciate the comparison. THANK YOU for commenting. E.E.F.

    • @adyseven1
      @adyseven1 Рік тому

      Bullshit.
      Pronunciation is correct in spoken English.
      Boo/Cher if French.
      Boucher as in voucher in common English.

  • @adamarcher7847
    @adamarcher7847 5 років тому

    love the intro of yours! reminds me of arch obler!

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому

      We definitely owe a debt to mr. Obler. E.E.F.

  • @JohnSmith-ek8rj
    @JohnSmith-ek8rj 3 роки тому

    At 5:48 should the word be "terminology" instead of "technology"?
    Great narration here. My favorite part of the story was where the young man at the bar talks about the Carkers, Sawney Bean, and their anthropophagous ilk.
    This story felt much more modern than it really is. If it wasn't for the references to the war I could easily imagined that this was written in the 60s, 70s or even later.

  • @nervmeister
    @nervmeister 3 роки тому +1

    Reminds me of the Feeders from Dead Space 3.

  • @springfieldcryptids1667
    @springfieldcryptids1667 5 років тому +5

    Aw, come on, you’ve read scarier stuff than this (like Kuttner’s GRAVEYARD RATS)

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому +3

      I agree, but the punch line of They Bite even freaks me out! E.E.F.

  • @robertwalker-smith2739
    @robertwalker-smith2739 3 роки тому

    I read this decades ago, when I was too young to get most of the references.
    It definitely made an impression on me nonetheless.

  • @jonathanwpressman
    @jonathanwpressman 5 років тому

    What was the hollow stone?

  • @rachweatherilll69
    @rachweatherilll69 4 роки тому

    Lol have them leave the room now hahaha I liked that. OUT!

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  4 роки тому

      It IS one of the most nasty tales I've recorded....very mush like the old timey horror comic books. Cheers. E.E.F.

    • @rachweatherilll69
      @rachweatherilll69 4 роки тому

      Yes, it's a common thing to say from ye olden days but I just loved the deranged part and the way you said it was priceless

  • @hindleygj
    @hindleygj 3 роки тому

    Please don't ever remove this.

  • @jonathanwpressman
    @jonathanwpressman 4 роки тому

    Now that it's been a while, can we discuss what we believe happened to Tallant?

  • @dopeymark
    @dopeymark 4 роки тому

    I love me some voice actors.

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 5 років тому

    thanks so much for the warning - sounds too gross for me. not my kind of scary story. . .

    • @FrenchEdward06
      @FrenchEdward06  5 років тому +2

      I'm going to have to start to dare people to listen now. E.E.F.

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 5 років тому

      edward french LOL ok seems like a good dare. but now i’ll have to double dare you about something. :}

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 2 роки тому

    “nauseating narrative.” 🤨🫢😋