The Purge is a mess (just like my life)

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  • @user-hc4iv3bn8u
    @user-hc4iv3bn8u 5 років тому +15239

    Dylan: “I want someone dead in the first 3 minutes”
    Also Dylan: “Can maybe we slow down with the murder?”

    • @JohnSmith47534
      @JohnSmith47534 5 років тому +245

      Careful what you wish for

    • @ileroma1637
      @ileroma1637 4 роки тому +344

      He always wants murder, when he finally gets it he freaks😂

    • @bellale-shamalamadingdong418
      @bellale-shamalamadingdong418 3 роки тому +13

      XD literally

    • @fd3
      @fd3 3 роки тому +24

      Every Purge film besides the first one was good.
      You unfortunately watched the *worst* Purge film.
      The second Purge film, Purge Anarchy, *is a MASTERPIECE!!!!*

    • @xsargantxshaftx7997
      @xsargantxshaftx7997 3 роки тому +2

      @@fd3 personally hated it

  • @doesthisIookinfected
    @doesthisIookinfected 3 роки тому +8455

    Bruh idk why everyone goes straight to killing each other. I'd be stealing all the iPads and stuff from Walmart or sum

    • @bxtchyqueen1687
      @bxtchyqueen1687 3 роки тому +502

      But if the purge was real all the big companies would ship their goods internationally

    • @jessicamclachaln2053
      @jessicamclachaln2053 3 роки тому +28

      SAMEEEE

    • @Ally-lo2go
      @Ally-lo2go 3 роки тому +632

      In the movie The First Purge everyone was just stealing shit but the government wanted them to kill the lower class people so they hired ex military people to do it and it just evolved into everyone killing each other

    • @cloudburst98
      @cloudburst98 3 роки тому +150

      I'd be stealing boxes of mcnuggets from McDonald's

    • @trizkin6735
      @trizkin6735 3 роки тому +165

      @@Ally-lo2go but why kill the lower class ? When basically those are the people who are making the upper class richer like dont rich people need employees ?

  • @cherhamish6256
    @cherhamish6256 4 роки тому +7948

    And this is why you don’t tell a kid passwords to anything!

    • @seema7973
      @seema7973 3 роки тому +56

      ikr

    • @Ambi1021
      @Ambi1021 3 роки тому +27

      Exactly!!

    • @thelittleunicorn6196
      @thelittleunicorn6196 3 роки тому +136

      yeah, kids remember the stuff that you really want them to forget or not notice but all the important things like manners and rules just go in one ear and out the other smh

    • @michellecapps3822
      @michellecapps3822 3 роки тому +18

      This is what passwords are for lol!!

    • @aaliyahmaynard6611
      @aaliyahmaynard6611 2 роки тому +41

      I'm happy he let him in because if you think about it yes it was Charlie's fault for the first round of people but the neighbors we coming anyways and the family would be dead if it wasn't for the man he let in. so if you think about it charlie is part of the reason they were attacked but also why they were saved. Just saying.

  • @hazbinwyatt9844
    @hazbinwyatt9844 2 роки тому +4977

    We need a "Purge: The Day After" to show how awkward the next day is

    • @LadyVenVen
      @LadyVenVen 2 роки тому +34

      Isn’t that like the last movie?

    • @hazbinwyatt9844
      @hazbinwyatt9844 2 роки тому +15

      @@LadyVenVen it should be

    • @LadyVenVen
      @LadyVenVen 2 роки тому +36

      @@hazbinwyatt9844 I mean the last movie that came out. The forever purge.

    • @hazbinwyatt9844
      @hazbinwyatt9844 2 роки тому +9

      @@LadyVenVen idk I haven't watched it

    • @brigiish
      @brigiish 2 роки тому +24

      There's a Purge tv show and the second season starts in the last hour of the Purge and talks about the next days

  • @savannahpendergrass5110
    @savannahpendergrass5110 5 років тому +6513

    But like... Go on vacation? If the purge is just in America, pack up the fam and road-trip-it to Canada. This is a movie full of rookie mistakes.

    • @2turg_2furious
      @2turg_2furious 4 роки тому +309

      Savannah Pendergrass as long as you leave before the purge starts you should be good

    • @madwildocean03
      @madwildocean03 4 роки тому +652

      @@2turg_2furious I'd leave a day or two before and come back a few days after it's finished. By then they'll have cleaned up all the mess and bodies and damaged buildings and whatnot

    • @m_santana608
      @m_santana608 4 роки тому +43

      @@madwildocean03 smart smart

    • @alizeica519
      @alizeica519 4 роки тому +145

      Most people in America can't afford to to take yearly vacations... Like I know maybe 1-2 families that can afford it...

    • @AAA310
      @AAA310 4 роки тому +309

      @@alizeica519 fuck it im driving to canada and sleeping in my car then lmao

  • @HannahSnickers
    @HannahSnickers 5 років тому +28548

    Okay but imagine trying to kill someone and failing and you have to see them at work the next day. Awkward.

    • @tanita6234
      @tanita6234 5 років тому +1397

      That's why they use masks lol

    • @lets.get.intoit.
      @lets.get.intoit. 5 років тому +1680

      Dylan made me think, though... Next morning several of your colleagues are dead and now you have to 1) mourn them and 2) re-distribute responsibilities/re-hire. And this happens once a year. Nah

    • @suprea107
      @suprea107 5 років тому +1400

      @@lets.get.intoit. Just write on your resume "has survived the purge for more than 3 years"

    • @hirvale
      @hirvale 5 років тому +670

      @@suprea107 Forget college, that will get you hired everywhere. And it also means no one has had the urge to kill you which means you are a fun person to be around.

    • @gunmins
      @gunmins 5 років тому +66

      isnt that the plot of the tv show? idk i forgot the whole thing it was terrible

  • @langtonmwanza6689
    @langtonmwanza6689 4 роки тому +10260

    this is my new favorite way of watching movies

    • @modenavigationprivee1227
      @modenavigationprivee1227 3 роки тому +110

      Same dude

    • @juliabenincosa9066
      @juliabenincosa9066 3 роки тому +327

      Haha yea I’m way to scared to watch this by myself but with commentary it’s fine

    • @dakota1315
      @dakota1315 3 роки тому +74

      Ikr it's just so much better

    • @dakota1315
      @dakota1315 3 роки тому +24

      @@juliabenincosa9066 exactly.

    • @katiematkowski7478
      @katiematkowski7478 3 роки тому +72

      Tbh SAME.
      Also, Dylan is amazing to watch with. He was meant for this

  • @Dani.Bubbles
    @Dani.Bubbles 4 роки тому +3347

    Can i just say that the alarm for the purge is freaking scary? 😫

    • @olijovelmacdonald
      @olijovelmacdonald 3 роки тому +184

      It sounds like the emergency alarm we have in Canada. It makes me jump out of my skin everytime there's freezing rain.

    • @BobSmith-pl6sm
      @BobSmith-pl6sm 3 роки тому +57

      That used to be sound my school used for the bell between classes. Gave me a heart attack the first time I heard it.

    • @sushi595
      @sushi595 3 роки тому +36

      You know what’s scarier? Apples alarm. That shot gives me a heart attack everytime I hear it

    • @daniel_3221
      @daniel_3221 3 роки тому +3

      Yh fr I had dreams and I just woke up hearing it a few times

    • @lina.998
      @lina.998 3 роки тому +14

      @@olijovelmacdonald same in Germany but here it‘s the fire service‘s alarm. It get‘s tested every first Saturday of the month… always a charm to hear it

  • @MandiSings94
    @MandiSings94 4 роки тому +7133

    Did it not bother anyone else that the girl was still in her school uniform as the purge starts? Like girl, get into some jeans or something...

    • @sharnagrayson9649
      @sharnagrayson9649 4 роки тому +479

      Or legging something 😭🤣

    • @laurenc4138
      @laurenc4138 4 роки тому +386

      yes!!! I haven’t seen the actual movie but I couldn’t figure out if it was some weird ass fashion choice because it was unfathomable to me she wouldn’t have gotten into shorts or leggings and a tshirt 2.8 seconds after getting home. I used to wear those soffee shorts and a tank top under mine so I could take it off as soon as I got in the the car to go home lol

    • @joeypotter6051
      @joeypotter6051 3 роки тому +297

      Literally the least realistic part of the movie was that she was still wearing her school uniform (and her tie!) the whole way through

    • @gracebear4417
      @gracebear4417 3 роки тому +51

      more like sweatpants

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569 3 роки тому +96

      I used to go to private school before I transferred, and honestly I just forgot to change most of the time. I was too lazy.

  • @x_sofetch_x8868
    @x_sofetch_x8868 4 роки тому +5677

    If the purge was real breaking into Area 51 would actually be smart

    • @foolishembarassment2031
      @foolishembarassment2031 4 роки тому +277

      The guards will still shoot you though. Unless you have like an endless amount of people I guess

    • @neurotic-P
      @neurotic-P 4 роки тому +274

      x_sofetch_x I believe they said in one of the movies that government facilities aren’t affected by the Purge, so unfortunately still illegal ✌️😔

    • @lovleylisa2394
      @lovleylisa2394 4 роки тому +2

      𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙚

    • @laliclaudesol2350
      @laliclaudesol2350 4 роки тому +1

      I'm the 666th like and l like that!

    • @Noobmaster-nn4sm
      @Noobmaster-nn4sm 4 роки тому +2

      Unleash the kyles!!

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 2 роки тому +893

    The Purge has a really interesting backstory. The writer/director came up with the idea after his wife got really pissed in traffic one day and said, "What if everyone was allowed one legal murder a year?" She felt really terrible after that, because she's a super nice person and never gets angry like that. But naturally, her husband (James DeMonaco) took the idea and ran with it.
    The film was super low budget, since he was a complete unknown at the time. Blumhouse was also still just an indie film studio. This is why it's a home invasion movie and barely explores the purge at all. Ethan Hawke agreed to star for a very low salary, because he was friends with DeMonaco. Having that kind of star power gave the film more credibility and drew in bigger audiences.
    Since the film was a surprise hit, the next movie was able to have a much larger budget and actually go out into the purge world. And as we know, it turned into a whole franchise.
    Oh, and Ethan Hawke also took a cut of the profits from this film since he was getting such a small salary, so it ended up being his most lucrative role ever!

    • @kiiltochii1607
      @kiiltochii1607 2 роки тому +28

      The idea of the movie was great but unfortunately the movie was absolute utter shit
      This is propably on the same level as Prometheus and The Predator in dissapointment

    • @sparklee5044
      @sparklee5044 Рік тому +27

      @@kiiltochii1607 ikr. 90% of the movie was people walking around the house with a flashlight and the couple making out. Not fun to watch.

    • @uthskid
      @uthskid 6 місяців тому +3

      wow thank you for this, I always wondered why they never explored the world of the purge outside of the house. so glad they were able to do that in the following movies.

  • @eleonore7853
    @eleonore7853 3 роки тому +2210

    I’d be robbing Barnes and Noble, those mangas be expensive

    • @chrisj8244
      @chrisj8244 3 роки тому +27

      Same

    • @lilywilson5344
      @lilywilson5344 3 роки тому +9

      ohayo porco

    • @Peeplii
      @Peeplii 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah I'd go in an collect as much Jojo as I could. One book is like 30$ Canadian

    • @muffinator1239
      @muffinator1239 2 роки тому +35

      I'd bee robbing B&N too. Those hardbacks are expensive AF.

    • @rsulk
      @rsulk 2 роки тому +1

      FR LMFAOO

  • @rascal342
    @rascal342 5 років тому +5957

    In the Purge, I’d pull a Peeta and camouflage myself into a random tree in the woods.
    Good luck finding me, I’m a tree.

    • @fabra1122
      @fabra1122 5 років тому +543

      I love that word invention “pulling a Peeta” lol
      An great idea by the way

    • @daniellemhall1358
      @daniellemhall1358 5 років тому +139

      Yep solid plan.

    • @justaperson5677
      @justaperson5677 5 років тому +227

      With the amount of fires probably set, that's not too safe either (though it's a lot safer than going into the streets asking for shelter, so...)

    • @princesslulu5795
      @princesslulu5795 5 років тому +173

      The Half-Blood Queen yeah but who’s gonna waste time randomly setting fires in the woods when you can loot stores, steal cars, and kill your enemies? Sounds like a dumb waste of time so it’d probably be the safest if you lacked a secure shelter

    • @rascal342
      @rascal342 5 років тому +48

      The Half-Blood Queen maybe I would pick a tree next to water then.

  • @sparkle_jumprope_queen6097
    @sparkle_jumprope_queen6097 5 років тому +13469

    If the purge were a real thing honestly I feel like everyone would just rob Gucci or the grocery story

    • @omarholder9036
      @omarholder9036 5 років тому +1853

      If the purge was a real thing, anyone NOT robbing the Government for all their worth is doing it all wrong.

    • @apiratestolemyleftkidneyhe5507
      @apiratestolemyleftkidneyhe5507 5 років тому +259

      I definitely would.

    • @charlietrelawney6867
      @charlietrelawney6867 5 років тому +663

      Barns and noble

    • @Cowboy_Carter06
      @Cowboy_Carter06 5 років тому +516

      @@charlietrelawney6867 My kind of person. Or books a million. Barnes and noble books are WAY to high.

    • @icebear4750
      @icebear4750 5 років тому +199

      File tax fraud...

  • @maxrubyluckyroxy6171
    @maxrubyluckyroxy6171 4 роки тому +820

    *"i wanna see a death in the first 3 minutes"*
    The movie: bet

  • @lxxxm
    @lxxxm 3 роки тому +795

    “Your cookies SUCKED.” lmaoo would have honestly been a perfect ending

  • @kiarahall6670
    @kiarahall6670 5 років тому +8557

    So nobody’s gonna mention how the black guy actually stays alive throughout this whole movie 👏🏽👏🏽

    • @vasilikipappas1623
      @vasilikipappas1623 5 років тому +320

      if you've seen the others you'll realize the magnitude and influence it plays later on

    • @anapimentel1934
      @anapimentel1934 4 роки тому +234

      I have seen every purge movie multiple times and only now, reading these comments, i realized its the same person in every movie

    • @SwearWerdDebris
      @SwearWerdDebris 4 роки тому +25

      Ana Pimentel WHY, because every Black guy looks alike???👀👀👀
      Lmao jk

    • @arianapadilla9351
      @arianapadilla9351 4 роки тому +29

      Too bad he dies 2 movies later

    • @kiarajohnson5978
      @kiarajohnson5978 4 роки тому +25

      Ikr like WE WON PEOPLE

  • @gracerose2549
    @gracerose2549 5 років тому +2200

    "if i dont see someone die in the first 3 minutes, i might just stop"
    *3 seconds into movie someone is shot*
    they heard your threats dylan and they came in with something even better!

  • @zomii8471
    @zomii8471 3 роки тому +346

    Imagine what Phineas and Ferb invented for purge or simply just how they’ll handle it omg-

    • @feedmespagetti141
      @feedmespagetti141 3 роки тому +12

      I think they’d make the roller coaster in the first ep into a death coaster

  • @divadon4705
    @divadon4705 3 роки тому +271

    I love how Dylan’s like “did you just kiss with mask on” meanwhile in 2020 lol. I’m bingeing all his videos and they are giving me life

  • @hopeschannel
    @hopeschannel 5 років тому +3111

    if my boyfriend said "let's growl" after I said I love u, im finding a new bf lol

    • @pinksiren8825
      @pinksiren8825 5 років тому +18

      Same

    • @NoName-ei3sc
      @NoName-ei3sc 5 років тому +10

      Yes

    • @nuclear-nigerian5626
      @nuclear-nigerian5626 5 років тому +33

      Maybe her wanted to do a furry roleplay, which would be even not of a reason to break up with him lol.

    • @SpicyClover
      @SpicyClover 5 років тому +5

      Can't a man's fantasy become reality?

    • @vivianreed6244
      @vivianreed6244 5 років тому +9

      I see you everywhere. We like all of the same youtubers I swear😂😂

  • @cookieunicorn2515
    @cookieunicorn2515 4 роки тому +6643

    How come there’s so many people killing? I would assume around 20 people would be murderers while everyone else would be stealing

    • @sophiewang396
      @sophiewang396 4 роки тому +595

      it would probs start like that, but then two ppl would try to rob one store and then kill each other over the goods.

    • @mariecarmen4921
      @mariecarmen4921 4 роки тому +32

      Sophie Wang yup 💯

    • @Chibbykins
      @Chibbykins 4 роки тому +423

      @@sophiewang396 Right. Plus the smart, patient murderers might wait a year or two to see what people could really get away with. Then by year three or four or whatever they're like 'cool, I'm still not in jail, this Purge thing is legit'. And just go apeshit.

    • @hisoka4671
      @hisoka4671 4 роки тому +57

      I’d be stealing everything in sight 😂

    • @kaleidoscopeuniverse8880
      @kaleidoscopeuniverse8880 4 роки тому +8

      Loot gang

  • @mheners
    @mheners 4 роки тому +260

    You an idiot: Purge Night
    Me an Intellectual: Yo-Yo time

  • @saraseehusen5218
    @saraseehusen5218 3 роки тому +207

    No one is gonna talk about how QUEEN MARY is in this movie

    • @ExilePrincess03
      @ExilePrincess03 3 роки тому +14

      I WAS WONDERING WHY SHE WAS SO FAMILIAR. Thank you for your contribution to society 🙏🙏🙏

    • @amritadavies2439
      @amritadavies2439 3 роки тому +6

      Noticed it right away 🤣

    • @julia-eu8xo
      @julia-eu8xo 3 роки тому

      @Pro Semite no

    • @miajean4451
      @miajean4451 2 роки тому +3

      for real i had to pause and look at her real quick cause i haven’t seen this movie in YEARS and had no idea she was in this

    • @seungcheolswife
      @seungcheolswife 2 роки тому +1

      or kora from teen wolf

  • @gracegalley786
    @gracegalley786 5 років тому +5108

    Dylan’s love-hate relationship with Disney is what I live for 😂

    • @katie2473
      @katie2473 5 років тому +29

      I think it’s more of a hate relationship

    • @avianareid2332
      @avianareid2332 5 років тому +15

      It's what everyone lives for

    • @issyissy4626
      @issyissy4626 5 років тому +75

      @@katie2473 no way lol, he lowkey enjoys them Disney movies

    • @penelopeabreu4083
      @penelopeabreu4083 5 років тому +16

      Omg is that an annabeth Chase i see in your profile pic

    • @katie2473
      @katie2473 5 років тому +8

      Issy Issy true, except for the Princess Protection Program lol

  • @laurahabiba9261
    @laurahabiba9261 5 років тому +15224

    How to survive the purge:
    Go on a vacation to a foreign country where they don’t have the purge. Come back after.
    There u go

    • @larahuld9377
      @larahuld9377 5 років тому +3152

      Laura Habiba how to survive the purge:
      Move away from fucking America.

    • @carolinemae2003
      @carolinemae2003 4 роки тому +1351

      ok for real though, these people are fucking loaded so why would they stay in their house? i smell another sequel.

    • @Golden_lol
      @Golden_lol 4 роки тому +212

      Laura Habiba what if u broke?

    • @carolinemae2003
      @carolinemae2003 4 роки тому +437

      Golden Trap i mean they said poverty wasnt a thing anymore

    • @gvvnn9306
      @gvvnn9306 4 роки тому +520

      Caroline Mae there’s literally a homeless guy in the movie so idk about that

  • @KaL1806
    @KaL1806 2 роки тому +199

    The plot actually isn't that bad, because the thing about "crime going away cause of purge" is what the bad guys in this movie say. What they really do is killing the poor people who are more likely to do crimes because the poor people can't protect themselves. When u think about it, it's actually a pretty good concept.
    The Movie i mean...not the Purge.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 2 роки тому +5

      Not really. The concept is pretty stupid. What's the first thing you do as a community in the face of the Purge? You band together. That right there pretty much rules out any disorganized attempt to get you. Furthermore, anyone out prowling has to worry about others out prowling, as well as a "shoot first, the questions don't matter" rifle shot from a window. So you'd get some targeted murders, where people wait until this day and then go for their target because they believe it is worth the risk. Could be for revenge, could be to get rid of a rival, an ex, and so on.
      Mind you, I could see two gangs going after each other on Purge night. After all, if there is a large group of people moving together, well, you aren't going to take a shot at them by your lonesome. And they have incentive to wipe each other for turf wars. But keep in mind that they'd adapt pretty quickly as well, and in most areas, probably have a truce on Purge night. For the rest, mostly a few wackos would be out and about.
      You'd get a hell of a lot of domestic murders, though. Don't eat anything that isn't in a sealed package on Purge night. Especially among the wealthier who don't want to pay alimony/split the wealth.

    • @KaL1806
      @KaL1806 2 роки тому +3

      @@Axterix13 It's a movie dude

    • @craigyeah1052
      @craigyeah1052 2 роки тому

      @@KaL1806 You can't try to justify this dumbass idea and then when someone else proves you wrong say "it's a movie dude" Yeah, it's a movie, so stop trying to justify it if you're gonna take that stance.
      Yeah sure, poor people commit more crimes for obvious reasons, but most of the ones committing crimes can and will protect themselves. I could only imagine crime going up because of all the revenge out there.

    • @disappointment3090
      @disappointment3090 2 роки тому +16

      @@Axterix13 I thought it highlights the massive individualism problem America has.

    • @angelsunemtoledocabllero5801
      @angelsunemtoledocabllero5801 Рік тому

      Agree but they dont explore it in that way until the sequels, is a good concept bad developed at least in the first film.

  • @ginixxx
    @ginixxx Рік тому +87

    I wanna see a purge movie centered around a prison where the guards wipe out the criminals every year but in one particular year, the prisoners plan an escape & have to go head to head with them to make it out alive.

    • @user-lw5ez6ic1d
      @user-lw5ez6ic1d Рік тому +4

      OMG. that would literally be amazing at this point direct a movie

  • @galacticbong9111
    @galacticbong9111 5 років тому +1660

    "You can't drop a nuke during the purge? Is it even worth having a purge?"

    • @uselesscomputer5767
      @uselesscomputer5767 4 роки тому +33

      What's funny is nuclear weapons is considered a Class 4 weapon in the United States.
      "Class IV Weapons - The last and highest class of Weapons, sometimes referred to as Class 4, covers what the NFA calls, Destructive Devices or DD's. Destructive Devices are bombs, grenades, nuclear weapons, flame throwers, dynamite, rocket launchers, tanks, Javelin Missile Launcher, Harrier Jets, and so on and so forth."

  • @zombiegaby
    @zombiegaby 5 років тому +2086

    Can immigrants come "illegally" into the states during the purge?

  • @robertpresley1503
    @robertpresley1503 3 роки тому +107

    Man, those expensive "security systems" don't really do shit. They can literally be torn down in a minute.

    • @problemstube7266
      @problemstube7266 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah that is another flaw......i thought there would be atleast some rinforced concrete room or basement something.

  • @samuelmackey7081
    @samuelmackey7081 3 роки тому +146

    I love how literally every question he asked was answered later on in the series. That's some great long-term storytelling.

    • @craigyeah1052
      @craigyeah1052 2 роки тому +26

      "Why the hell do they have two bottles of ketchup in their fridge?"

  • @aminzaya
    @aminzaya 5 років тому +7591

    use me as a 'dylan should watch the rest of the purge series' button

    • @conniestuart6840
      @conniestuart6840 5 років тому +14

      I want to like it but this number is a happy number and idfk what I'm typing

    • @kyle5081
      @kyle5081 5 років тому +94

      The second one is the best. The third one isn't bad either

    • @betweencurls
      @betweencurls 5 років тому +33

      YES! the second and third movies were the best ones

    • @lillypenner785
      @lillypenner785 5 років тому +4

      I know right Dylan would love the 1st purge movie

    • @gesavonahsen8733
      @gesavonahsen8733 5 років тому +4

      i also really like the purge series on amazon

  • @adriachaves1767
    @adriachaves1767 5 років тому +1897

    “Don’t touch me, you’re not my brother” 16:32. I spit out my water 😂😂😂 best reference EVER!!!!

    • @Noname-ut7sh
      @Noname-ut7sh 4 роки тому +3

      What reference is that from

    • @_Favvy___
      @_Favvy___ Рік тому +1

      @@Noname-ut7sh I think game of thrones

  • @auroradeister9314
    @auroradeister9314 3 роки тому +55

    The most heartbreaking part about this movie is that even after all the pain they’ve put him through the homeless guy still wants them to give him up to save their family
    He’s too nice 😔

  • @prietaguadalupe8394
    @prietaguadalupe8394 4 роки тому +95

    “It seems like Dallas had the most participates..”
    Me who lives in Dallas: 👁👄👁 I’m now scared for life.

    • @abigailcruz8011
      @abigailcruz8011 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah no Texas is the worst place to be during the purge. Have you seen the Forever Purge?

  • @emilybradham8151
    @emilybradham8151 5 років тому +3565

    If the purge was real, I would go on a bomb-ass vacation (Barbados?) and then file my taxes (incorrectly) so that the government ends up paying me😂

    • @emilybradham8151
      @emilybradham8151 5 років тому +30

      Verynn YES!😂

    • @eliascrooker7773
      @eliascrooker7773 4 роки тому +8

      @Verynn A what?

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah 4 роки тому +77

      @@eliascrooker7773 Film Herald did a video about how to beat the purge (by going on vacation and filing your taxes (incorrectly) so that the government ends up paying you :laughingemoji: )

    • @Inanicaable
      @Inanicaable 3 роки тому +4

      @Taylor DeRoller well thats still the US soooo

    • @Framlii
      @Framlii 3 роки тому +13

      The purge is only in USA. If you are in Barbados you can’t participate so you would commute tax fraud.

  • @mody250
    @mody250 5 років тому +1091

    People are dying and stuff getting stolen
    Dylan : who cleans up ? Dylan asking the obvious questions.

  • @Rose-ur7jd
    @Rose-ur7jd 3 роки тому +60

    I'd just be hittin' up all the clothing stores. I've been needing a new wardrobe for a while.

  • @makennatyles2145
    @makennatyles2145 2 роки тому +40

    y'know what I always thought about this concept? They have a day to do whatever crime they want, with no repercussions. But crimes aren't always solved the day of, so they could just all get arrested the day after cuz they commit a crime that's illegal there, regardless of the day it was performed on. Otherwise, somebody's excuse for murdering someone could be "no I did it on purge day" so long as there's no evidence it wasn't. They say all crime is legal on this day, but they never said that the crimes are just forgotten about afterwards, so technically they could all just be arrested the next day.
    With this in mind, this could've been the first purge as a new concept idea to the public, but it could end with them eradicating everyone who performed to make the community "safer" since they got rid of everyone who would willingly commit murder when given the opportunity.

    • @craigyeah1052
      @craigyeah1052 2 роки тому +7

      Aha that'd be a dick move, government.

  • @hannahyokoyama149
    @hannahyokoyama149 5 років тому +6866

    I love watching Dylan predict plots whether he's right or wrong

    • @cabby3891
      @cabby3891 4 роки тому +11

      saaame

    • @elisegarcia1813
      @elisegarcia1813 3 роки тому +105

      i get so angry when he guesses the whole movie ahead in the first ten minutares though 😭

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 3 роки тому +42

      He predicted the big twist within the first 5 minutes

    • @alexiscarrasco7461
      @alexiscarrasco7461 3 роки тому +26

      The saddest thing is that I do the exact same thing and that's why no one watches movies with me

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 3 роки тому +8

      @@alexiscarrasco7461 why do people do that? What's the point? Are you trying to prove how smart you are? It doesn't work, it's just annoying

  • @unicornilluminati9019
    @unicornilluminati9019 5 років тому +885

    The thing with poverty going down is that the poor are being killed during the Purge

    • @fictionlover2064
      @fictionlover2064 4 роки тому +21

      Or robbing stores and other people and living off that money for a year!

    • @blahblah-we6dw
      @blahblah-we6dw 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah any homeless people are the equivalent of bait dogs to sick people.

    • @kathyb6080
      @kathyb6080 4 роки тому

      so i would dide

    • @lolarose8973
      @lolarose8973 3 роки тому +7

      yes! because the rich people either go on vacation or have ridiculous home security systems

    • @megib901
      @megib901 3 роки тому +1

      @@lolarose8973 yeah and you can't even kill politicians so it ain't any worth

  • @isabellaashby1887
    @isabellaashby1887 3 роки тому +47

    watching scary movies with dylan is the only way i can power thru them😭

  • @dubl33_27
    @dubl33_27 Рік тому +22

    I realized the family in this movie technically didn't commit a single crime as they did everything in self defense.

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 10 місяців тому +2

      Nobody in the movie committed a single crime because when crime is legal, it ceases to be crime.

  • @obiwankenobi687
    @obiwankenobi687 5 років тому +841

    I love how if you just randomly have a heart attack or a genuine medical emergency on purge night you’re just supposed to die

  • @sunflower3352
    @sunflower3352 5 років тому +4779

    The next day
    Bob: "oh hey billy, nice shotgun you last night! too bad your aim was off just a tad bit."
    Billy: "oh yeah! no worries mate, i'll make sure to hit ya right dead center next year!"
    Bob: "i'll be lookin' forward to it. whadya say about a movie night tonight?"
    Billy: "hell yeah! wanna watch that new dora movie?"

    • @ellie77
      @ellie77 4 роки тому +113

      underrated comment.

    • @kaylar.6437
      @kaylar.6437 4 роки тому +20

      😂

    • @lillyfeilke7076
      @lillyfeilke7076 4 роки тому +74

      😂😂😂 or : (shit im about to see her...why was my aim so baaddeee...oh there she is) OH HeY KaREnN, hoW are YoU😅

    • @pomegranatebeetle1533
      @pomegranatebeetle1533 4 роки тому +8

      hi stay 😔

    • @imgowrinair
      @imgowrinair 4 роки тому +8

      Dora movie 😂😂😂

  • @tyffanii1
    @tyffanii1 2 роки тому +19

    It’s so unbelievable that the parents told the password to the children… like I would never tell my family any of my passwords to even my iPod, let alone a security system.

  • @tweedledandtwittledips
    @tweedledandtwittledips 3 роки тому +194

    Everyone else during the purge: murdering
    Me in the purge:
    *raiding barnes an noble*

    • @kevinthepigeon1062
      @kevinthepigeon1062 3 роки тому +9

      right, i think most people would steal and only kill if they had to. Like this is just excessive.

    • @chrisj8244
      @chrisj8244 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 4 роки тому +6608

    my sexual orientation is Dylan recognising that crime is a symptom of socioeconomic struggle, not some innate human desire for violence ❤️

    • @robinpreston5358
      @robinpreston5358 3 роки тому +502

      Aside from rapes, child abuse, domestic violence, sexual abuse

    • @robinpreston5358
      @robinpreston5358 3 роки тому +354

      There is also homophobia and transphobic related beatings and murders

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 3 роки тому +393

      Robin Preston true. And homophobia and transphobia are socioeconomic phenomena - ie people are taught to hate trans and gay people, it’s not a natural thing.

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 3 роки тому +171

      Robin Preston all of those crimes are products of environment, and they are far more common when poverty is involved.

    • @robinpreston5358
      @robinpreston5358 3 роки тому +134

      entertain7us14 pedophiles and rapists can come from all walks of life. Brock Turner was a wealthy white boy, Ted Bundy was a well off man, plenty of pedophiles and human traffickers are wealthy beyond your imagination.

  • @leilamoh878
    @leilamoh878 4 роки тому +6759

    Dylan: There better be a murder on the first three minutes
    Movie: nothing but murder for three minutes
    Dylan: yikes. Maybe we could slow it down with the murder?

  • @stargirlpng
    @stargirlpng 3 роки тому +68

    i swear the only time i can watch scary movies is with dylan. he just makes everything funny-

  • @karadavis5598
    @karadavis5598 3 роки тому +30

    “I was actually legitimately excited to see this family get eradicated. Not in like a dark way...” gotta love Dylan’s commentary

  • @dawnielleheath6728
    @dawnielleheath6728 4 роки тому +1222

    I would hit up Barnes and Noble during the purge

  • @Nightyhera
    @Nightyhera 5 років тому +577

    If the purge is real Dylan will come after Disney

  • @isobelprior4499
    @isobelprior4499 4 роки тому +58

    6:28 'imagine he just smashes her head into the table'
    me: 'well SOMEONE gets their head smashed into the table later'

  • @janaloff
    @janaloff 3 роки тому +146

    imagine if disney actually made the purge 😂😂😂

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 5 років тому +806

    "Why you have two ketchups? This is why people want to murder you!" - Dylan, 2019

  • @elizabethsalazar7633
    @elizabethsalazar7633 5 років тому +604

    "Ohh thanks I thought you were just moving your mouth to breathe" 😂😂😂

  • @dahliaxsmile1472
    @dahliaxsmile1472 3 роки тому +28

    “Are you stabbing Casear?” Omg I LOST IT HAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @joryadrallig2932
    @joryadrallig2932 3 роки тому +84

    Imagine you're waiting for the purge day just to marry your sibling and that's the only illegal thing you do xD

  • @annalia1168
    @annalia1168 5 років тому +1068

    "You can't drop a nuke during the purge?"
    "Is it even worth having a purge?"

  • @aliciaperez111103
    @aliciaperez111103 5 років тому +1235

    Dylan: "is that man playing with a yo-yo? bro it's purge night"
    me: "what the- let him play with his yo-yo!"

    • @marisandoso
      @marisandoso 4 роки тому +27

      the yo-yo man just kept ... yo-ing

    • @anisa7591
      @anisa7591 4 роки тому +2

      @@marisandoso lol!

  • @laliclaudesol2350
    @laliclaudesol2350 3 роки тому +30

    "America, 2022"
    Duuuuuuude, that's next year! No thank you, things have been awful already in the years 2020-2021, we don't need more crap like a purge, and we have already had some Americans going batshit crazy.

  • @Beau_JT
    @Beau_JT 4 роки тому +26

    Is it bad I genuinely didn't notice the fifty shades of grey scene for a while, I actually thought it was the creepy dude hitting on the daughter.

  • @Sam-gv7zx
    @Sam-gv7zx 5 років тому +605

    As a 16 year old, I thought the villain was super attractive.
    As a 21 year old, I still think he’s super attractive.
    But not as attractive as you, Dylan. Never

  • @averyhargrove4054
    @averyhargrove4054 5 років тому +778

    The purge in Wisconsin would literally be nothing. Worst case scenario, some liquor is stolen.

    • @yasminnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @yasminnnnnnnnnnnnn 4 роки тому +46

      Avery Hargrove
      Lmao, same thing in Minnesota. Most are too polite here it would just be nonstop apologizing.

    • @nosyrballeb
      @nosyrballeb 4 роки тому +31

      maybe even a few more drunk drivers than normal

    • @valkyrie7304
      @valkyrie7304 3 роки тому +21

      here in colorado itd be just a few more underage stoners smoking on rooftops

    • @maxedits4919
      @maxedits4919 3 роки тому +5

      No wait hunting on other people’s land 🤣

    • @trinityysophialynn
      @trinityysophialynn 3 роки тому +7

      I literally forgot aNY of the states in these replies existed-

  • @iisuperstarii7310
    @iisuperstarii7310 3 роки тому +46

    01:36 tbf they sorta explained that by saying that the purge ends up killing mostly poor people. So less poor people -> less need to rob -> less robbings.
    The idea of a purge is still idiotic, but at least they didn't go at it with that huge plot hole.

  • @Axb2774
    @Axb2774 4 роки тому +10

    This video made me realize my family’s small hometown Celina, OH is in the opening scenes. Celina is such a small city that I’m not even sure the people from there know they’re referenced in the Purge lmao

  • @bluwu5488
    @bluwu5488 5 років тому +299

    Dylan: if I don’t see someone die in the first 3 minutes, I’ll just stop.
    The Purge: GIVE ME MY GUN

    • @AngelHxze
      @AngelHxze 5 років тому +2

      J.J. N 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vaguilar8398
      @vaguilar8398 5 років тому +1

      *GIVE ME MY GUN

    • @sheyennebeach9766
      @sheyennebeach9766 5 років тому +2

      He's gotten his pent up frustration that's been building since the elephant scene in Bratz out finally at least X'D X'D X'D. His blood lust has been getting a little high.

  • @fujosi4464
    @fujosi4464 5 років тому +398

    Dylan: I want someone dead in the first 3 minutes
    *first scenes are about people getting murdered*
    also Dylan: Can we maybe slow it down with the murder?

  • @leltaa7447
    @leltaa7447 2 роки тому +21

    The Hunt actually beautifully executes the whole "the elite preying on the weak" thing

  • @ohdeer-sabrina8132
    @ohdeer-sabrina8132 3 роки тому +17

    I can't really be scared of the main villain once I noticed he looks like he's wearing a british private school's uniform lmao

  • @southern-stylesugardoll682
    @southern-stylesugardoll682 5 років тому +312

    All the GOT references killed me. 'Don't touch me. You're not my brother.' 🤣

    • @sadisticwinter8354
      @sadisticwinter8354 5 років тому +14

      SAME. I burst out laughing. same with "don't fuck with Cersei who has 2 guns, POW POW, See ya later, Ned Stark"😂

    • @claireb3004
      @claireb3004 5 років тому

      I was looking for this comment!

  • @CocoDay
    @CocoDay 5 років тому +917

    *this is the only way i can watch a scary film:*
    watching someone else watch it while hiding out in the comments :)

    • @avianareid2332
      @avianareid2332 5 років тому +22

      Exactly what I'm doing

    • @banditoburrito9719
      @banditoburrito9719 5 років тому +7

      Dead meat is a good way to watch horror movies like that 😂

    • @HaHaHaLMFAOtv
      @HaHaHaLMFAOtv 5 років тому +15

      I basically only pay attention to what Dylan is saying 😂

    • @ilijaj3
      @ilijaj3 5 років тому +9

      That is how i watched Bird Box

    • @fenris668
      @fenris668 5 років тому +2

      Coco Day literally me😂😂😂

  • @armetta99
    @armetta99 9 місяців тому +4

    6:02 Dylan noticing the two ketchups killssss me

  • @BelieveInMyDaydreams
    @BelieveInMyDaydreams 3 роки тому +15

    The fact that this was recommended to be again a year later on Nov 3, 2020 feels right in a really depressing way.

  • @Diaablex
    @Diaablex 5 років тому +336

    Dylan: I know the premise of this movie
    *gets distracted*
    Dylan again: I know the premise of this movie
    *makes a joke*
    Dylan for the third time: I kNoW tHe PrEmIsE oF tHiS mOvIe

  • @natascha1407
    @natascha1407 5 років тому +520

    dylan predicting the whole movie for 27 minutes straight

  • @roryhillsbury100
    @roryhillsbury100 3 роки тому +17

    Has Dylan seen Coraline yet? I'd love to see his reaction and commentary on that movie.

  • @ConjuredGhosts911
    @ConjuredGhosts911 3 роки тому +22

    Everybody else in the comments: Just go to a different country..
    Rich people: *Laughs on private island*

  • @ihatetrumanblack
    @ihatetrumanblack 4 роки тому +2048

    Dylan: "I swear if this is another disney movie im gonna lose my mind"
    Also Dylan: "Watch universal be owned by disney"
    The internet: "Universal is a part of disney studios"
    Me after finding that out: "welp... His streak is still going strong"

    • @justlily1209
      @justlily1209 4 роки тому +52

      Universal is not owned by Disney, it's owned by Comcast.

    • @charliequartz2085
      @charliequartz2085 3 роки тому +22

      That's literally not true lmfao. Universal is owned by Comcast, which owns actually WAY more shit than Disney. They genuinely do have a monopoly over entertainment and broadcasting.

    • @H0bO
      @H0bO 2 роки тому +1

      Disney owns EVERYTHING, even my shoes 👟

    • @peacegirl9153
      @peacegirl9153 Рік тому

      False

  • @wheattmealls
    @wheattmealls 5 років тому +520

    why do I have a very big feeling that Dylan wouldn’t survive the purge

    • @milkman8467
      @milkman8467 5 років тому +13

      *strong

    • @gauriphadanavis8345
      @gauriphadanavis8345 5 років тому +71

      It's like... He Wouldn't Get even a scratch on him .... Or .... HE Dies the second Purge Starts...😂😂😂😬

    • @ImaginarySandra
      @ImaginarySandra 5 років тому +7

      Cause he’s poor

    • @NoxyRae
      @NoxyRae 5 років тому +37

      @@ImaginarySandra Because Disney took all his money? 😁

    • @readstoomuch2070
      @readstoomuch2070 5 років тому +11

      @@NoxyRae EXACTLY! Disney is the reason Dylan will die in The Purge! 😭

  • @tinydancer1232
    @tinydancer1232 4 роки тому +6

    “What are you doing!? You’ve got 2 ketchups!?” Hahahaha

  • @amandadavis5687
    @amandadavis5687 2 роки тому +7

    Binging all of Dylan’s reactions the past few days I love them!

  • @liveinluv
    @liveinluv 4 роки тому +1670

    Dylan: *sees two bottles of ketchup*
    "You have two bottles of ketchup in the fridge, this is why people wanna murder you"
    "The unopened ketchup, you dont have to preserve that"
    😂😂

    • @shaimayamine1256
      @shaimayamine1256 3 роки тому +6

      Me having 3 bottles in the frige right now and I don't even like ketchup that much... :)

  • @justabean4465
    @justabean4465 2 роки тому +4

    Huh, I kinda forgot this was set in 2022 . . . Glad this movie didn't predict the future, cuz that'd be terrifying.

  • @bebecinca
    @bebecinca 3 роки тому +6

    Dylan: "Is that the cookie woman?!"

  • @nadiavanessak
    @nadiavanessak 5 років тому +1501

    I've been on a binge of your videos, and I've never heard someone say "Dog" so much in my life. Still subscribed though

  • @emzyyxy
    @emzyyxy 5 років тому +371

    No one at all: ...
    Absolutely no one: ...
    Dylan: SCREAMOSAURUS

  • @jolamarr2203
    @jolamarr2203 3 роки тому +11

    i'm always so sad when people automatically equate Lena Heady to Cersei no matter what she's in because ppl hate on her so hard for playing Cersei once and I just really love Lena so much ahh my heart breaks every time I want to tell her how amazing she is and how skilled she is and ahhh

  • @PeachySASQUATCH
    @PeachySASQUATCH Рік тому +5

    They should just call this movie “Murder Night” cuz that’s literally the only crime, except for maybe theft, that anyone commits

  • @jonathandeeter
    @jonathandeeter 5 років тому +508

    Nobody:
    Boyfriend: RAWR XD

  • @micahadamson4309
    @micahadamson4309 5 років тому +563

    Dylan's basically financing Disney at this point.

    • @BioshockChar
      @BioshockChar 5 років тому +4

      Hello fellow Ravenclaw (with the proper house picture)

  • @user-ho1he5rt6q
    @user-ho1he5rt6q 3 місяці тому +1

    Dylan's face at 13:51 is me doing my silly quirky girlie psychopathic gimmics^^

  • @keyboardtypes8067
    @keyboardtypes8067 3 роки тому +5

    The black dude becomes a revolutionist in the sequel movies, which i think is pretty cool. The first purge movie flopped tbh but they really expand on the universe and the effects of the purge in later movies (the tv series explains how the bodies are picked up and cleaning services are made just for the purge night), even explaining how the purge was even started when most people would never kill someone even if given an opportunity with no consequences. (At first the purge was initiated by the government but years of government funded propaganda eventually convinced most that it was okay). But that's just my take.

  • @AngelHxze
    @AngelHxze 5 років тому +157

    "I want death!"
    (Gets death)
    "That's a bit much"

  • @Charlotte-hd3he
    @Charlotte-hd3he 4 роки тому +784

    movie: kills innocent people for no reason
    Dylan: bUt ArE tHeY iNsUrEd??

    • @problemstube7266
      @problemstube7266 2 роки тому +4

      Only thing people will think about after purge is insurance.

  • @marys1032
    @marys1032 4 роки тому +6

    Perfect weapon Dylan.. You're a genius. Anyone would fear the screaming dino

  • @tyra_p808
    @tyra_p808 Рік тому +4

    4:03 the pause and the growl killed me just (like that kid later) 💀😂🐻

  • @sebastianfuller
    @sebastianfuller 5 років тому +304

    Okay, but imagine if The Purge was really a Disney film lol

    • @bananawal8215
      @bananawal8215 5 років тому +31

      We might just get to see Iron man kill Snow-white

    • @goodgirlwilliams158
      @goodgirlwilliams158 5 років тому +28

      They'll be so many people breaking out into song lol

    • @ashleyzike773
      @ashleyzike773 5 років тому

      That would be scary

    • @soup4942
      @soup4942 5 років тому +26

      The killer starts singing about killing the family

    • @fiorellagarcia3840
      @fiorellagarcia3840 5 років тому +2

      @@bananawal8215 Tony would never XD