I'm so White - All My Life by K-Ci & JoJo Parody
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- Опубліковано 7 жов 2024
- Two MBA students try to explain to their friends why they haven't gotten a job yet.
Lyrics:
I will never find a better job sweeter than this
sweeter than this
This would be an opportunity that I don't wanna miss
I don't wanna miss
But oh god
If I only was a black man
If I only was an Asian
If my parents came from LatAm
Something other than Caucasian
If I had an ounce of diversity, they would give this job to me.
But I'm so White
And it hurts my chances so
When I check that box that says I'm, that I'm not a Latino
I'm so White
I got no pigment at all
And that's why I'm still waiting for the call
Yes that's why my job search has been stalled
If I was a veteran
Oh if only I entered the Army or Navy
Marines or Coast Guard...Oh shit these sound so hard
If I joined the Air Force, I'd get a job of course
But I'm a pussy!
I'd love to fight to defend our freedom but
My head would look weird if I, got it shaved in a buzz cut
Maybe I'll lie, about my sexuality
I'll just tell them my favourite show is Glee
And they'll assume I'm LGBT
Maybe you are unemployed
cause you're an overprivileged white boy
You got through undergrad
due to donations from your dad.
it's not about your race
Your resume's a disgrace
Have you ever thought of that?
Good luck trying to convince
You're management experience
Was being president of your frat
it's not about the color of your skin
No, it's your sense of entitlement
Straight, white males
Got no club at school for us
Could pretend we're Jewish but that, but that might anger Jesus
So we're all alone. Got nobody to turn to.
What's a Christian Straight White Man to do??
You poor white, upper class male from Jersey
you have a club. It's called, it's called PE/VC
It's too bad we're victims of society
No room for white men at these companies
I'm so white.... (Trailing off)
I love that they had a character in the video about the sudden no reason music and "music video" performance. That adds to the laughter factor, some series did it in their "musical" episodes which were a thing many moons ago, in the same way or with the people singing facial expressions of WTF is going on.
The added hilarity is the ripping the piss out of those playing the "I am white" card trying to play the victim.
Ps: 3:01 can I get the number of the guy on the right?
Nonsense! I think its the other way around!..Jokers!!!
it is funny, but also show some true, its not about your skin color that you would get a job, its about how prepare you are to face todays challenge
This has not/will not, age well.
And your supposed to have a buzz cut
Funny stuff!
I’m Native Hawaiian
Some funny shitt
this song cracked me up, this is the most stupidest, comedy ever but it happens to everyone, its sad but Caucasian should not complain really. black race have it harder. black, and africans not to come off racist but have experience but good video. had me out off the bed cracking up.
2:39 was the only true part of this white video
+Berrly91 Lmao, scared ass lil whyte boi. fuck outta here, born in 91, what are u like 13 yrs out. fuck out my face scared lil white boi. id slap the shit out of u if u stepped up to me bitch.
All I can say is, REALLY?
2018, super cringe
If it's not about race then why ask it's all about the old affirmative action laws.
That's racist