I was at a party once and I was wearing a yellow shirt and Tomar came up to me and said "Hey man I love your green shirt". I was really confused at the time
Yeah, man. I heard Tomar provided you with that VHS tape with the lost Invader Zim episode. I heard Tomar threatened you to post it so you could take the blame for voiding copyright. I heard tomar eats too many vitamins.
@@ZenLoveX If they still have it in their Steam library they could probably still play it, I think servers are still up but it's just not on the store to download
@@louieyovino I'm gonna be devil's advocate and hope they are actually good writers forced into an uncomfortable horrible territory. Like they hoped they were writing an over the top crime story, then some producer told them to be relatable.
it's insane how much influence a producer has over a decision in a project. It's borderline supernatural or esoteric at this point. You could possibly make the best movie from this generation, and it can easily fall apart because a producer asked you to move a plant to the left, causing your project to bomb.
The "Tomar is a sociopath" thing is overdone, but he literally chose to play the Saints Row reboot rather than use one of his hands to prevent his good friend Chris O'Neil's head from deflating.
The reason the "quirky" snarky dialog in The Avengers worked, is that only Iron Man was allowed to do it, everyone else played it super straight. But since people liked Iron Man talking like that, now EVERYBODY has to talk like that.
Well this is legitimately top 5 worst overall game they’ve ever played lol Then him being a voice actor then hearing these horrible lines probably hurts him to his core 😂😂
I hope there's a part in this game where you can use a gun that shoots rainbow waffles that explode, while riding like a freakin dragon! That would be Amazeballs
@@JUBE-hh2wtyeah, but now they're trying to change the narrative to "the studio only closed because of Embracer's failed deal! Nothing to do with the game!"
Just the same way Cartman was crucified and left for dead over 3 weeks, only for Stan and the gang to find out he survived all this time because of his body fat that was keeping him alive.
This game made me realize how sick I am of "psychos covered in horrible pink neon because they're wacky and crazy and not like the other psychos lol." It was in Fallout 4 and a whole bunch of other stuff too.
I go to school for game dev and one of my profs had the misfortune of working on this game. Apparently designers spent 3 months on a mechanic of the player being able to launch off of lampposts and use them to glide, which is something we never see when the boys play it. Kinda shows that their priorities shit the bed while making this
They weren’t organized iirc, they were developing different games at the same time, that was part of the the sequel to 4 idea iirc, they realized nobody liked that game and tried to tone it down some since, but they accidentally fucked it up big time
One of my favorite things is Zach & Chris making an interesting hypothetical, and then immediately making it worse and worse until Tomar gets upset. Like the "Tomar #1" one edit: RIP Puss in Boots- he went HARD
Its crazy how Tomar actually shut down all of his iconic smoke stacks in his big apology for not pressing the big record button. The little guy gets a thumbs up from me.
@@PALACIO254 allegedly! wouldn't want to get caught in a libel lawsuit with 'ol Fission Fist Tomar. Last guy who mentioned the alleged green goo suffered 13000 millisieverts of ionic radiation.
I just wish he didn't decide to shut them down by detonating them, causing them to collapse on the nearby homeless camps. That was an awful lot of avoidable casualties...
@@Aiklos5546Erm..? 'Orange' juice?? Didn't realise we were being so loose with our language now, erm... I guess I didn't get the memo... But OK, just go on being an ignorant ass-hat I suppose!
Them getting fired and the camera zooming in on their face with their eyes crossed was the first genuinely funny thing to me in this game, I thought. Then I remember that was just how the character looks.
"Because you don't have insurance!" Jesus fucking christ. An emergency room is going to treat you if you have a life-threatening injury no matter what.
And also medical insurance is a notable scam considering they do literally no negotiations and then charge you 50+% of the procedure's costs, while taking a monthly payment of $100+ anyways. You'd be better off saving that money and paying out of pocket on the off chance you do get seriously injured or sick
@daltontindle3040 You genuinely think that if you show up at an emergency room with a gunshot wound, they would turn you away if you didn't have insurance?
The fact that they're continuing to play Forespoken and Saints Row while Pizza Tower sits rotting and abandoned really gives you an idea of their pain tolerance
I feel like one of the writers heard that Cyberpunk 2077 was anti capitalist and just decided that was the entire story but knew nothing about economics
Listen my totes epic writer folks (and not two dudes pushing 50), what if ALL the gangs were anti-kkkapitalists? Wouldn't that be amazeballs? I would absolutely squee!
Its so patronizing, as if Cyberpunk wasn't already shallow with its themes anyway, then you take that and regurgitate it and you get this reboot. Assss!!!!
@@unknown6390the themes in Cyberpunk only work in that world, they don’t really work as well with modern companies like Apple or something, it only works with corporations as big as Arasaka or Militech
“tomar, learn how to drive dude..” “..there’s a theme here today.” absolutely cracks me up because i just saw tomar going roughly 116 mph through a school zone while i was dropping off my kid like 2 weeks ago.
So apparently "Embracer Group" purchased Volition and the rights to saints row back in 2018, so at the very least we now know how the series went from gang members taking over cities to quirky college dropouts paying rent and getting fired. At least that's my cope.
IIRC, interviews have been done and the general consensus is that most of the Saints Row 1 team were gone for The Third so if you see the beginning of the fall in The Third, that's why
Idk if it even made sense to reboot it. While not as badly written, the old games also have this sort of humor we left in the past for a reason all over them. I remember ragequitting 4 because it got way too "HUH SO THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!! SPORK!!!!! EPIC BACON!! THIS IS JUST LIKE POP CULTURE THING!!!!" in the writing
@@eightcoins4401 Can you really say it’s a thing with “the old games.” Because I distinctly remember 4 being shit compared to the other ones. Like 1-3 were kind of schlocky, but they were made to be shock humoury and edgy. 4 was just annoying.
Forza Horizon 5 was funny because I could give my character four prosthetic limbs and double hearing aids, and then have them drive an unstable hypercar through a small villlage
@javsandarts Listen I hate the guys that scream woke at everything as much as the next guy but that comment didn't give that vibe. I think they just think it's funny to make an abomination of a character, which it is for most of us. Inclusivity in games isn't bad, take splatoon. One of my favorite Nintendo games and u can customize ur character hair/eye color and skin wise to be similar to you. That's awesome. It just is funny to make a character that looks so silly it looks like no one
I have full on Michael Jackson vitiligo and I fucking hate how most games do it. In most games they'll just have a bunch of pure white spots thrown onto the character like a painter just took a paint brush are flickted a bunch of white paint all over a canvas. Vitiligo isnt just "white" its no pigment in the skin, so it can red red like a tomarto at times lol, I feel like its just a make your character look silly button. I think vitiligo spots are just too rng based irl to look good in games
I feel like an insane person experiencing this game. Why would you do the “scam the anarchist group with stupid masks” humor subplot when they just talk like every other character in the game. It feel like the game is trying to parody itself
There needs to be an entire genre of entertainment called "How do you do, fellow kids." Media that would belong in this much-loathed genre would be Qwak Pack, Rocket Power, Charlie's Angels 2019, Forespoken, and of course this game that I completely forgot existed until now.
"I miss when bad guys were just evil" smash cut to trash talking puss in boots 2, the movie with the most plainly evil villain ever that everyone loves for that reason
the tongue is one of the most articulate and powerful muscles in the body. 10 of them for fingers is like some kind of cyberpunk superhuman upgrade, I'm going tongue fingers 100%
Why does their character look like their hygiene regimen consists of bathing in french fry oil? They have this glossy sheen to them that makes them look like they're made out of plastic.
Tomar was constantly stepping and stomping his oversized feet on my water filled head and wild woody thin neck saying I can’t breathe in a really upsetting way through this recording but I’m glad it goes unheard since he was speaking to me with psychic kind powers to speak his wisdom upon me I wouldn’t want it to be heard to ruin his prestige reputation
27:20 Damn, ya’ll gave me secondhand nostalgia with the whole Beachball bit. Reminds me of the time my grandfather said we should paint his beer belly to look like a pumpkin cuz all the ones we grabbed that Halloween were too small
One problem I've noticed with games, specifically shooters, is that a lot of them don't know when they're better off not giving enemies health bars. Not every shooter needs these RPG elements like Fallout where an enemy can take multiple shots to the face. People liked Saints Row as an alternate GTA game, where it's fun to cause chaos, so it's more fun if a normal person dies from a realistic amount of bullets (1 to the head, or 2 to 3 in the chest).
its a shame that they talked over "because you dont have insurance", i wish we couldve gotten their opinions on that insightful and conscious bit of dialogue
Tomar's colorblind schizo attack after eating that flower before he came in was very entertaining. He really thought that red shirt was green and then yellow.
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I was at a party once and I was wearing a yellow shirt and Tomar came up to me and said "Hey man I love your green shirt". I was really confused at the time
🤣
And then he asked you to sign his bootleg Steven Jewniverse shirt but you didn't have a pen so you used your ketchuped hot dog as one
Yeah, man. I heard Tomar provided you with that VHS tape with the lost Invader Zim episode. I heard Tomar threatened you to post it so you could take the blame for voiding copyright. I heard tomar eats too many vitamins.
@@williammcghie3443Weirdly he keeps talking about his “zinc” intake, not sure what that means??
Wow, back when Tomar was still legally allowed to attend public gatherings.
Return to Forspoken, return to Saints Row. Now we need a return to Avengers to complete the greatest hits comeback.
Can they even play The Avengers anymore? O.o I thought they had taken the servers offline, or am I remembering that wrong?
@@ZenLoveX If they still have it in their Steam library they could probably still play it, I think servers are still up but it's just not on the store to download
Maybe if we were good this year we will get the YIIK finale
I don't think they can play Avengers since Thor got taken down for having Epstein's Hammer
@@ZenLoveX i honestly know nothing about the game apart from the Oneyplays series lol
the writing in this game gets way funnier when you learn it was written by a two dudes pushing 50
Honestly, not bad for their ages. But still bad in general
The oldest millennials of our generation.
You're right, that does make it funnier
Now I can only view every character in the game as a middle aged guy
@@louieyovino I'm gonna be devil's advocate and hope they are actually good writers forced into an uncomfortable horrible territory. Like they hoped they were writing an over the top crime story, then some producer told them to be relatable.
it's insane how much influence a producer has over a decision in a project. It's borderline supernatural or esoteric at this point.
You could possibly make the best movie from this generation, and it can easily fall apart because a producer asked you to move a plant to the left, causing your project to bomb.
After Tomars big fail we FINALLY get a proper recording.
for that remark, your life is now forfeit.
MOSTLY DOWNS!
UGH after so LONG
Release the Tomarcut
@@ZenLoveX Let's not kid ourselves
The "Tomar is a sociopath" thing is overdone, but he literally chose to play the Saints Row reboot rather than use one of his hands to prevent his good friend Chris O'Neil's head from deflating.
I actually like tha running bit
@@DeandreSteven Blink once if Tomar is holding a gun to your head to make you say that, blink twice if he's using his rusty ma-che-te.
That's true I heard them describe the details of how it all went down, kinda vile on tomars part
Literally Tomar keeps bonking Chris on the head to make his head deflate. And none of the American media will report on it.
@@calvinjluther *mash-et-ai
So Tomar’s foolishness lead to the revival of a series, he truly is a blessing in disguise
especially when we get to hear helix mock tomar
but they were clearly trying to download this game because they had the intention of playing it for the channel? am i missing something? lmao
SAINTS ROW 2 PATCH NOW RIGHT NOW NOT IN A LITTLE BIT NOT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT SAINTS ROW 2 PATCH RIGHT NOW!
@@muzz4610nuh uh
way to miss the joke@@muzz4610
The reason the "quirky" snarky dialog in The Avengers worked, is that only Iron Man was allowed to do it, everyone else played it super straight. But since people liked Iron Man talking like that, now EVERYBODY has to talk like that.
It’s great to see that even after Tomar’s horrific attempted sabotage of this recording you guys managed to pull through
30:20 wow that’s the first time I’ve heard Zack drop all sarcasm and just flat out says something sucks without any jokes
He did sound so defeated lmao
I think he's said it before, but it was during either the previous parts of Saints Row, or Forespoken
@@GolfActual right? Just, no rebuttal
Well this is legitimately top 5 worst overall game they’ve ever played lol Then him being a voice actor then hearing these horrible lines probably hurts him to his core 😂😂
When they did the Santa Court roleplay he goes "lets stop this is lame" in a serious voice. No joke.
I hope there's a part in this game where you can use a gun that shoots rainbow waffles that explode, while riding like a freakin dragon! That would be Amazeballs
Like that would literally be so fire! Yall got me so hype rn fr 💪🏾💯 💯 💀💀💀💀💀💀💁🏽🤌🏻
Then the Dragon turns its head around and blows a fat cloud of weed smoke on you and is all like, "Capitalism is, like.. fucking evil, man."
So heckin wholesome slash relatable!
That would be heckin amazing, can't wait for the Living Tombstone song of it!
We were already a quarter of the way there with the dubstep cannon from the third game. Modders of reddit, do yo thang 😎😎😎
Finally a return to the Saints Row games that was so good the studio shut down from all the glowing reviews and excellent writing!
did this really happen?
@@JUBE-hh2wt Part of it did
*holds up banana*
@@JUBE-hh2wtyeah, but now they're trying to change the narrative to "the studio only closed because of Embracer's failed deal! Nothing to do with the game!"
@@diegov1743 No reason it can't be both.
We’re all simply *SO* glad that Tomar finally managed to get his act together so we can get back to this totes awesome game!
We all know he's had his ups and downs
@@HLJOHNO let’s not kid ourselves they were mostly downs, MOSTLY downs.
Totes Amaze
@@onesillyguy MOSTLY DOWNSSSS
I've been reading this comment over and over, and it's just not going through.
This is like when they find someone adrift at sea after they were thought to be dead for weeks.
So specific and so true
Or when they were fighting the cartel
I swear to god if they finish this but not YiiK
@@lowhp_comicI might just go and boot up a tool.
Just the same way Cartman was crucified and left for dead over 3 weeks, only for Stan and the gang to find out he survived all this time because of his body fat that was keeping him alive.
This game made me realize how sick I am of "psychos covered in horrible pink neon because they're wacky and crazy and not like the other psychos lol." It was in Fallout 4 and a whole bunch of other stuff too.
Badoink!
Rage 2
@@tadpolegaming4510 yes thank you! I knew it was something I was forgetting
"Subversion but it's the most basic exact opposite" is so lazy it makes me wanna die
Nah, most games just don't lean into it properly, or use it in a context where it doesn't fit.
I go to school for game dev and one of my profs had the misfortune of working on this game. Apparently designers spent 3 months on a mechanic of the player being able to launch off of lampposts and use them to glide, which is something we never see when the boys play it. Kinda shows that their priorities shit the bed while making this
They weren’t organized iirc, they were developing different games at the same time, that was part of the the sequel to 4 idea iirc, they realized nobody liked that game and tried to tone it down some since, but they accidentally fucked it up big time
One of my favorite things is Zach & Chris making an interesting hypothetical, and then immediately making it worse and worse until Tomar gets upset. Like the "Tomar #1" one
edit: RIP Puss in Boots- he went HARD
Bro when tomars head deflated and zach cried his eyes out they didn't have to go so HARD
@@guywithrevolverYou forgot the multiple crying emojis at the end of that.
He fucking negotiates it like its a business deal that Tomar has to sign in blood
Its crazy how Tomar actually shut down all of his iconic smoke stacks in his big apology for not pressing the big record button. The little guy gets a thumbs up from me.
But his nuclear reactors are pumping giant floods of green goo into the ocean
@@PALACIO254 allegedly! wouldn't want to get caught in a libel lawsuit with 'ol Fission Fist Tomar.
Last guy who mentioned the alleged green goo suffered 13000 millisieverts of ionic radiation.
@@knutandersson4606I already feel a pain behind my eyes. HELP!!
I still think we shouldn't let it slide that Tomar single handedly created Late Stage Capitalism as a joke.
I just wish he didn't decide to shut them down by detonating them, causing them to collapse on the nearby homeless camps. That was an awful lot of avoidable casualties...
Got my chocolate Soylent, rainbow Snuggie, and gender neutral Google controller, let’s game with empathy folks!
Dont forget your celery sticks and orange juice gamer!
I’ll be yoinking that last sentence from you thanks
@@Aiklos5546Erm..? 'Orange' juice?? Didn't realise we were being so loose with our language now, erm... I guess I didn't get the memo... But OK, just go on being an ignorant ass-hat I suppose!
holds up spork, I got my narwhal, bacon, and my shoelaces
*nasal Zach voice* This is nothing.
as a person with vitiligo im glad we've FINALLY got representation in the oneyplays universe
Them getting fired and the camera zooming in on their face with their eyes crossed was the first genuinely funny thing to me in this game, I thought. Then I remember that was just how the character looks.
Chris’ timing at 33:27 is impeccable
I fucking laughed my ass off the instant the dude got shot and Chris was glad.
"What's more boring than a desert town location?"
"A desert town location with nobody in it."
These guys are TOO quick. It makes me jealous.
Shut up
Cringe
"Because you don't have insurance!"
Jesus fucking christ. An emergency room is going to treat you if you have a life-threatening injury no matter what.
But my late stage capitalism guys! I was stabbed with a spork with no insurance!
And also medical insurance is a notable scam considering they do literally no negotiations and then charge you 50+% of the procedure's costs, while taking a monthly payment of $100+ anyways. You'd be better off saving that money and paying out of pocket on the off chance you do get seriously injured or sick
Not true actually
@daltontindle3040 You genuinely think that if you show up at an emergency room with a gunshot wound, they would turn you away if you didn't have insurance?
It's generally more complex then that and usually not gunshot wounds but yeah
31:01 silly crossed eyes & comically dramatic music cues are a match made in heaven
4:42 Zach's reaction to Chris was priceless
8:14 They really made him say “Boom, mind blown”
I hope these writers are writing their own epitaphs next
The writers are making the fries at McDonalds have quirky quips now
I will never forget the moment zach said "That bi-poc with vitiligo"
The game that killed an entire studio.
Id argue the game being like it is already is result of the studio starting to die.
@@eightcoins4401 Starting to? They were shut down a few months ago.
Progressivism is a cancer in corporations.
Agents of mayhem was the first bullet saints row reboot was the last
@@hollowdontesaints row 3 was the first bullet
The return of "friggin capitalism. Doink." makes me grow a big rubbery brown smile.
So much hecking yikerinos
zach is like a son to me, i would never let harm befall him
You say as you drop a cinder block on his soft spot
@@PALACIO254 only to prepare him for the harsh realities of the cruel world
@@GOOGAS87your the best father a rat boy genius could hope for
I would, for the right price
2:08 zachs - "[Tomar,] do I have to get on my KNEE- HEE's and beg you?" made me laugh so much haha
I'm glad they're back on this, can't wait for more of Zach's red boiling rants
Boiling ants
he's so cynical is that guy doing ok
@@scr0ngle108he's the angry pissed off gamer dude
he prefers boiling things in saliva and toe nail clippings
@@Corkoth55 ...scalding, even
0:55 “Tomar I genuinely think our mission is to hold up a spork” is one of the funniest things ever said on this channel
Seeing these revivals is making me cope on the fact that we might get yiik finale.
The yiik finale is them not releasing the final part. That's what makes it so post-modern
@@BunkerFox You're right but also I want to smash something because of how pretentious Yiik is.
@@RegularCupOfJoemake like Alex and smash Vella
You mean make like Alex and kiss Rory@@conserva-chan2735
@@BunkerFoxyou mean make like rory and smash yourself
That was surprisingly so nice of Tomar not telling anyone about Mr. Jackson’s blinching
Glad to see Tomar was able to download this Saints Row properly without destroying the monitor out of rage and frustration .
can’t say the same about his wife and kids
It was more relatable in the older Saints Row games, where you'd fly around in just a bath robe and force aliens to dance with a dubstep gun
B-but, this one has college debt!
this but unironically
@@AISlopTheatre i'd really wanna get into 2 but damn apparently it's a chore to get running on pc
@@AISlopTheatre i also have a shockingly huge amount of hours logged into saints row 3 back from when i was a kid, i recall none of them
@@gabagoolingeverywhere2 is amazing unironically. I preferred it over GTA IV when I was younger, and IV was my favorite lmao
The fact that they're continuing to play Forespoken and Saints Row while Pizza Tower sits rotting and abandoned really gives you an idea of their pain tolerance
I feel like one of the writers heard that Cyberpunk 2077 was anti capitalist and just decided that was the entire story but knew nothing about economics
Listen my totes epic writer folks (and not two dudes pushing 50), what if ALL the gangs were anti-kkkapitalists? Wouldn't that be amazeballs? I would absolutely squee!
Its so patronizing, as if Cyberpunk wasn't already shallow with its themes anyway, then you take that and regurgitate it and you get this reboot. Assss!!!!
@@unknown6390 Also add even more generic asethetics to get the reboot
@@unknown6390the themes in Cyberpunk only work in that world, they don’t really work as well with modern companies like Apple or something, it only works with corporations as big as Arasaka or Militech
AAA game devs never were “anti-capitalist”, they just know it’s an effortless sales strategy toward a target audience of self-hating hyperconsumers.
"Kiss your ass goodbye mode" glad Genesis Valentine will never be forgotten
Zach's delivery at 20:10 shakes my fucking core
The fact that more people haven’t commented this is crazy
“tomar, learn how to drive dude..” “..there’s a theme here today.” absolutely cracks me up because i just saw tomar going roughly 116 mph through a school zone while i was dropping off my kid like 2 weeks ago.
Ready to break down le freaking establishment with awesomesauce sporks?!?!? XD
DOINK?!?!
So apparently "Embracer Group" purchased Volition and the rights to saints row back in 2018, so at the very least we now know how the series went from gang members taking over cities to quirky college dropouts paying rent and getting fired. At least that's my cope.
IIRC, interviews have been done and the general consensus is that most of the Saints Row 1 team were gone for The Third so if you see the beginning of the fall in The Third, that's why
I love seeing Zach hate this game. Thank you for bringing it back
I wish they had gotten far enough to learn how the new Saints come up with their logo.
@@calvinjluther I want them to get up to the shitty little day trip that turns the Nedhauli into SUPER FRIEND MAN. Zach would go nuclear.
@@calvinjlutherI forgot about that 😢
So we got more Forespoken, more Saints Row, and Zach mentioning Insanaquarium in the last video. This is unprecedented levels of edging.
11:47
The world needs more of Chris imitating Tim Curry
Thank gosh this series is back, something to distract me from my heckin' student loan payments!!!!!
I refuse to give money to indoctrination stations.
I'm watching this series between furiously sweaty bouts of r/antiwork postin'
The SR reboot is literally "Hello Fellow Kids: The Game"
Idk if it even made sense to reboot it.
While not as badly written, the old games also have this sort of humor we left in the past for a reason all over them.
I remember ragequitting 4 because it got way too "HUH SO THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!! SPORK!!!!! EPIC BACON!! THIS IS JUST LIKE POP CULTURE THING!!!!" in the writing
@@eightcoins4401
Can you really say it’s a thing with “the old games.” Because I distinctly remember 4 being shit compared to the other ones.
Like 1-3 were kind of schlocky, but they were made to be shock humoury and edgy. 4 was just annoying.
I will give this and Starfield credit. In their attempt to be inclusive we can now make really disgusting looking characters.
😂😂😂it's my favorite thing to do, I did that with the Instagram Facebook avatars, I made mine an obese punk bald woman
Forza Horizon 5 was funny because I could give my character four prosthetic limbs and double hearing aids, and then have them drive an unstable hypercar through a small villlage
"lol WOKE"
Think a little
@javsandarts Listen I hate the guys that scream woke at everything as much as the next guy but that comment didn't give that vibe. I think they just think it's funny to make an abomination of a character, which it is for most of us. Inclusivity in games isn't bad, take splatoon. One of my favorite Nintendo games and u can customize ur character hair/eye color and skin wise to be similar to you. That's awesome. It just is funny to make a character that looks so silly it looks like no one
To be fair, this was already possible in the old Saints Row games
After the Tomar incident of 19 December 2023, we are glad to finally have a proper recording.
What a nice ending for this late stage capitalistic episode, made me defo buy some more waffles LOL
press x to smash the patriarchy , or whatever
I have full on Michael Jackson vitiligo and I fucking hate how most games do it. In most games they'll just have a bunch of pure white spots thrown onto the character like a painter just took a paint brush are flickted a bunch of white paint all over a canvas. Vitiligo isnt just "white" its no pigment in the skin, so it can red red like a tomarto at times lol, I feel like its just a make your character look silly button. I think vitiligo spots are just too rng based irl to look good in games
Oh my Fauci! Xisters get in here, they're playing my heckin favorite post-capitalist simulator!!!
tsmt
"$1 is missing from your Wells Fargo account, and you're double Jewish" 💀
Thank God I'm not the only one who noticed that.
Chris is Weird Al
Tomar is They Might Be Giants
Zach is Flight Of The Conchords
Lyle is The Lonely Island
Cory is Kuwait Grips
I love how Zach always mentions Wells Fargo when he talks about money and banks
I feel like an insane person experiencing this game. Why would you do the “scam the anarchist group with stupid masks” humor subplot when they just talk like every other character in the game. It feel like the game is trying to parody itself
a minute in and we’re holding up sporks, saying “doink” and going cross eyed, huzzah!
4:45 was genuinely the first time I’ve heard Zach get full stopped lol
There needs to be an entire genre of entertainment called "How do you do, fellow kids." Media that would belong in this much-loathed genre would be Qwak Pack, Rocket Power, Charlie's Angels 2019, Forespoken, and of course this game that I completely forgot existed until now.
People shit on Rocket Power for the RADICAL DUDE attitude, but Qwak Pack was so much worse.
@@beensupe I only remember Qwak Pack at all because for some reason I had a VHS tape of that series that I would always watch as a wee tot.
You forgot Unfriended and Wish Upon
@@eightcoins4401 That's because I've never heard of either of them.
I watched a couple Rocket Power episodes a while back, and it really wasn't as bad as I expected.
"I miss when bad guys were just evil" smash cut to trash talking puss in boots 2, the movie with the most plainly evil villain ever that everyone loves for that reason
It's sad that we can play this but we can't play the original Saints Row.
Watch this on 2x speed and it sounds like a group of gnomes running a podcast with gameplay in the back
Author's note: Cory died on the way back to his home planet
4:41 Zach's genuine reaction is so funny to me
i can't forget about that moment
Best extended “MJ’s vitiligo” bit I ever heard
It's like Forespoken and Saints Row were written by the same team.
they were.look up sweet baby games
the tongue is one of the most articulate and powerful muscles in the body. 10 of them for fingers is like some kind of cyberpunk superhuman upgrade, I'm going tongue fingers 100%
I really love this channel. Thank you Chris and all the memories you’ve made with all your wonderful friends
1:48 MJ Bleach bit
20:11 Mayo monkey bit
Calling my boyfriend mayo monkey from now on
So glad you guys are returning, this game was practically made for this channel.
No Offense.
20:57 tomar makes an insane oneyplays reference
Lucky there's a family guy here to upload more saints row
Why does their character look like their hygiene regimen consists of bathing in french fry oil? They have this glossy sheen to them that makes them look like they're made out of plastic.
It makes complete sense that roommates are a part of rival murderous gangs
5:25 the dancing animations are exactly the same as goat simulator i swear to god
I hope Tomar is getting Hazard pay for all the hard work he put in
The boys get hazard pay whenever they have to record with Tomar
I just found out the Voice actor for the OneyPlays Saints row 2022 MC is also Kid Icarus Pit
The hell do they mean fake cockney accent. Those actors have that accent in real life. They're using real slang too.
Tomar was constantly stepping and stomping his oversized feet on my water filled head and wild woody thin neck saying I can’t breathe in a really upsetting way through this recording but I’m glad it goes unheard since he was speaking to me with psychic kind powers to speak his wisdom upon me I wouldn’t want it to be heard to ruin his prestige reputation
I lost my job this Christmas but this video is fucking me up beyond belief dude thanks for making this Christmas so funny
That’s late stage capitalism for you
27:20 Damn, ya’ll gave me secondhand nostalgia with the whole Beachball bit. Reminds me of the time my grandfather said we should paint his beer belly to look like a pumpkin cuz all the ones we grabbed that Halloween were too small
31:01 is the greatest moment in any gaming video ever made
I agree with the “bad guy just being bad” point. Amore recent example is Jack Horner from the puss n boots movie
One problem I've noticed with games, specifically shooters, is that a lot of them don't know when they're better off not giving enemies health bars. Not every shooter needs these RPG elements like Fallout where an enemy can take multiple shots to the face. People liked Saints Row as an alternate GTA game, where it's fun to cause chaos, so it's more fun if a normal person dies from a realistic amount of bullets (1 to the head, or 2 to 3 in the chest).
"I thought it would just work", Tomar said with a vacant look in his eyes and drool running down his chin.
I love this trend of returning specifically to the games that they mercilessly make fun of.
I love the sheriff guy saying "you are replacable. you are replacable! that, was not!" immediatly after it had been replaced with a fake.
It was swapped out, not replaced
saying that something isn't replaceable, implies that it is invaluable, or "one of a kind."
I don't like video games anymore.
Agreed
Amaze, i literally like, can't even. I totes thoughts you guyzez wouldn'ts but like, yalls did. Low key dis kinda fire.
Might be the first time ive seen Oneyplays trending so high
You must be new
its a shame that they talked over "because you dont have insurance", i wish we couldve gotten their opinions on that insightful and conscious bit of dialogue
Tomar's colorblind schizo attack after eating that flower before he came in was very entertaining. He really thought that red shirt was green and then yellow.
The script writer for this game heard this let's play and put a big ol crossbow bolt in the back of their mouth.
Is he ok?
Sonic smirking to this comment as we freaking speak
Love the Ed, Edd, n Eddy SFX lmao
Genuinely happy that they picked this and Forespoken back up.
Working at Office Depot I had a lady say awesome sauce and thanks oodles. I had to go sit down after that.
Honestly the Super Mario World Game Over Music gets me everytime lmao
I was drunk on whiskey and boiling pierogies while watching this video and when I was pouring the boiling water out I genuinely feared for my life
Wtf lol