Everyone conveniently forgets that Gardevoir is in the amorphous egg group. They get one look are your boney joints and you two are gonna be only friends. Sure they have a mouth you can use, but they will be thinking about Alolan Muck the whole time.
For sonic: what would you do for another sonic game? For tails: smash or pass a three way with a gardivor and Samus? For PeanutButter: what is you option on Pokémon scramble eggs? And last but not least, for eggman: is that a brown spot on the backside of your underwear? And Mario behind you? Also diddo is the best dating choice do to the ability to become anyone
Tails: "Actually, if you read the comics, the Power family have a long histor-" Eggman: "I made him in a lab! His parents are a helicopter and Jamie Foxx!" Tails: "sigh, guess that's canon now."
Hey Sonic. Since Roger Craig Smith left the main voice acting role as you, would you like it if your voice actor for "Sonic for Hire" took the main voice acting role as you in the games?
Question for Dr. Robotnik... Would you rather swap lives with Dr. Wiley or Dr. Mario? Alternative/additional question for Dr. Robotnik... What is your field of study is your degree in? Question for Tails... Do you wish Sega would make an official game where you are the star? Alternative/additional question for tails... Is true you once slept with Big Foot? If so, what was that like? Question For Sonic... Will we ever get any of the following games... Sonic Generations 2, Sonic R 2, and/or Sonic Mania 2? Alternative/additional Question for sonic.... What do you thing about fans wanting Ben Schwartz to take over the as the main voice of Sonic, now that Roger Craig Smith has retired from the role?
Hey sonic, if nicolas cage was fighting a cage, would it be a cage match? Tails, would you use the "actor" Vin Diesel as a blunt weapon to beat up sonic?
For Sonic: when can we see "Sonic for Hire: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" where i get to see you and your friends becoming rangers, have weapons, and your very own zords and megazords?
Question for Tails: What would you do to be the face of the sonic franchise? What would you do for all that fame? To have your name on everything? For everyone to respect you? For everyone to know your name? How far would you be willing to go for that, Tails?
"What DC/Marvel superhero would I change lives with"? Easy. The Scarlet Witch. Not only is she OP as all fuck, her sisters are absolutely legendary. (Only 90's kids will get that reference!) A close second would be Ghost Rider. He looks like something from a death metal album. That, and I'd be able to send all the antivaxxers and so-called "influencers" down to hell.
Curious how much money Tails actually has.
Not enough ever since Sonic blew up the world and they had to start off from scratch.
@Grrrizzly Sonic blew up earth remember so there was only that explosion and then Tales became broke again.
Well he did sell sonic all his dream cast stock.
Cougar !?
Hi big fan of your comics you are awesome !!!!
My questions has been confirmed in the next vid that Tails is still rich 💰
Reads title “Ask Sonic Anything”: “Oh Yeah!” 😃
Reads WHOLE title “Which Pokémon Would You Date?”: “Oh God.” 😟
its actually the opposite but most people got the joke lol
The high horse joke might just be the best joke I've heard, it runs so smoothly towards such an elegant punchline
For Tails: What’s it like being immortal?
Not when your playing as tails
And I say unto you:
"That wet T-shirt Contest was rigged."
Didn’t you die 1 day and 2000
Years ago
@@goobington134 "I got better."
Amazing underrated comment and reply 👏
Question for Sonic: "What's your thought of Ron Jeremy being nicknamed "the Hedgehog"?"
Any of them with an even vaguely feminine human shape. Sonic should date alolan sandslash though. I feel like that would compliment his narcissism.
For tails: When is your coming out party and will Link be invited
For tails: when are you going to end sonic
When he flips tails
@@idiotgaming6376 eh they’re opposite to a coin
This is how you get cursed fan art.
So thanks for that.
You are welcome.
(maniacal laughter)
@@etherealdragon207 No. Bad dragon.
@@Puncherjoe1 Dragons are an endangered species on this world and oppressed, so now I have to cancel you.
(You get erased from existence.)
Pepsi: It's almost like drinking soda
Coke: never like drinking soda if you get what I mean...
Everyone conveniently forgets that Gardevoir is in the amorphous egg group. They get one look are your boney joints and you two are gonna be only friends.
Sure they have a mouth you can use, but they will be thinking about Alolan Muck the whole time.
To Eggman: What was your life before being an evil scientist who captures poor innocent forest animals and turn them into robots.
The Pokemon that I would date is a Gardevoir.
I already got a Gardevoir lol
i would either choose Lopunny, Gardevoir, or Lucario.
@@DIP_BUH1207 sus
For Sonic: What's your thoughts on Roger Craig Smith leaving and would yo unlike to be the newer voice for the next game?
that... aged like milk.
For sonic: sonic if you don't want your show on Netflix, what channel do you want to put your show
A. Nickelodeon
B. Cartoon Network
C. Disney Channel
Obviously CN if you don’t want to either fade away to endless Spongebob or want nearly all creative decisions taken away.
3:32 "Then where the hell is my Klondike Bar?!" 😂😂😂
For sonic: what would you do for another sonic game?
For tails: smash or pass a three way with a gardivor and Samus?
For PeanutButter: what is you option on Pokémon scramble eggs?
And last but not least, for eggman: is that a brown spot on the backside of your underwear? And Mario behind you?
Also diddo is the best dating choice do to the ability to become anyone
Tails finds out people find his tail waving annoying - keeps on doing it.
Being that Sonic has Mother Brain as his BM, Sonic would definitely poke Tentacruel or Tangela after 14 Kerosentinis.
@mamamimikyu 64 Jim said only from first generation. That's gonna outside the rules.
@mamamimikyu 64 That was Eggman. Eggman is always being a dick.
@mamamimikyu 64 You're not Eggman bruh
@mamamimikyu 64 That's not the point.
For Sonic: If you were to ruin one person's life permanently, who would it be?
Tails: Didn't I beat you up in fifth grade?
Sonic must have got the brakes beat off of him. Thus explaining why he runs so much.
'And don't get me started about when he's on his high horse, screaming about how I smoke pot with his horse'
That's a keeper.
That high horse joke was amazing 🤣🤣🤣
For sonic and tails: why did you guys become video game stars back in the 90’s
Okay now i'm curious. Would sonic do a normal gardevoir or a shiny one?
Every body:what ever happened to season 7 and 6 of sonic for hire like it disappeared
For tails: what do you think of the rule 34
I love it that earth worm Jim just popped out of nowhere 🤣 2:00
For sonic : have you ever seen eggman have a heart attack and if so what was your reaction
Is Kirby still very much a psychopath? And or is Meta Knight actually the hero who will bring Kirby to justice?
Hedgehogs eat worms, so has Sonic ever tried to take a bite out of Jim?
Earth worm Jim. Is the best char on here. We need him more involved in future adventures
For Sonic: how many woodchucks would you chuck wood with if a woodchuck would chuck wood with you?
Hmm, Lopunny and Gardevoir, not very original but I totally get it.
For Tails: How did you get over your femboy phase?
For Sonic: Do you prefer to believe in Rule 34 or Rule 37?
What’s rule 37?
@@juliofigueroa5567 it's funnier if you "Urban dictionary" it
I see my question has been answered so I will ask again. Is Tails the love child of Sonic and Amy? Or do you not have the stones to answer that?
Tails: "Actually, if you read the comics, the Power family have a long histor-"
Eggman: "I made him in a lab! His parents are a helicopter and Jamie Foxx!"
Tails: "sigh, guess that's canon now."
Hey Sonic. Since Roger Craig Smith left the main voice acting role as you, would you like it if your voice actor for "Sonic for Hire" took the main voice acting role as you in the games?
Question for Dr. Robotnik...
Would you rather swap lives with Dr. Wiley or Dr. Mario?
Alternative/additional question for Dr. Robotnik...
What is your field of study is your degree in?
Question for Tails...
Do you wish Sega would make an official game where you are the star?
Alternative/additional question for tails...
Is true you once slept with Big Foot? If so, what was that like?
Question For Sonic...
Will we ever get any of the following games...
Sonic Generations 2, Sonic R 2, and/or Sonic Mania 2?
Alternative/additional Question for sonic....
What do you thing about fans wanting Ben Schwartz to take over the as the main voice of Sonic, now that Roger Craig Smith has retired from the role?
Sonic: What would you do for a free pack of smokes?
‘We are going to restrict it to the original 150 Pokémon’
Vaporeon: *PANICKED THICC FISH NOISES*
Sonic:how does it feel you are getting a new voice actor
For sonic and tails: when is there a another new season for sonic for hire?
02:27 Ninetales was right there man.
That was who I was thinking when I asked.
All the female Pokémon. All of them
Even Jynx?
Gardevoir
@@vic_7806 especially jynx
You have a sick mind
@@otaku34 At this point who doesn't
For Sonic: Did you realize you implied you watch Tails pee? Why would you do that?
For Tails: What would you do if you woke up in Sonic's body?
To Sonic and Tails, have you guys ever giving eggman a weggiy before you all started hanging out like a bunch of pot heads?
Never really got the fascination with Gardevoir of all Pokemon.Lopunny on the other hand is a solid choice.
Who would win Jesus vs Santa Claus
Santa
Three words:
Ditto used Transform
For Sonic: Which Mario girl would you date? Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, or Pauline?
Haa!
"Then where's my Klondike Bar?" 👍
Wow deer hunter... haven’t heard that name in a LONG time!
For Sonic: Have you ever been to Springfield?
Sonic: how does it feel to nearly die?
To Sonic: Do you think you can beat Mario if you even wanted to and why?
Always wondered what thunderhead did to get put in jail in Sonic for hire I mean hedgehog for hire? ;)
For Sonic:
what formula do you prefer, Adventure or boost and if so what is you favourite game of that formula?
Sonic, why haven't you taken out the other three and replaces them with clones of yourself. You could sell their organs after all.
For Sonic: Will old man Sonic Ever get a part 4
Hey sonic, if nicolas cage was fighting a cage, would it be a cage match?
Tails, would you use the "actor" Vin Diesel as a blunt weapon to beat up sonic?
If sonic could choose any ability to have from a Bethesda game, which one would he choose?
Sonic: Can Amy use the chaos emeralds to go faster than you?
For Sonic: how come you don't do your usual thing anymore like running, going super sonic, or just battling your rival Shadow the Edgehog.
For Sonic: What is the best high for a beginner
For Sonic: What did you think of Sonic Underground, and are you, Manic, and Sonia still on speaking terms?
For Sonic: How do you feel about anime? For Tails: Which is a worse sidekick, you or Luigi?
For everyone: which one that can prevent you from sleeping. 5 sonic's or 10 tail's.
For both Sonic and Tails: What is your favorite iteration of The Joker on TV or in film?
For sonic: which Transformer would you fight and why?
Question for Tails 🧡: Are you still rich and own your game cash explosion?
For both. How would you murder each other and how would you hide it from the cops?
What the hell do you do when you are bored before besides watching the Dominique Wilkins poster
For Sonic: Have you seen T4thDoH’s Sonic eliminates racism video?
For Sonic: when can we see "Sonic for Hire: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" where i get to see you and your friends becoming rangers, have weapons, and your very own zords and megazords?
Hell yeah Eggman gave the right Pokémon to date Gardevoir is always the answer
For sonic: What the fuck is that black and white thing on the sofa behind you!?
This is for Tails. What do you think of your dead girlfriend Cosmo?
Sonic's voice sounds a bit like Mordecai from Regular Show.
Sonic: who’s your favorite musician?
1:16 you're just now looking at his tails, aren't you?
...... I can't stop now.
For sonic and tails. Will you guys ever kill egg man?
For sonic: what will it take to make you kill tails?
And for tails: what will it take to make you kill sonic?
For sonic: WHERE ARE ALL OF THE ESPOIDES OF OLD MAN SONIC
That's Dorkly
How many drinks does sonic have in a day? Also how easy does he get drunk?
For tails: when are we getting a tails spin off show
How many more episodes before tails murders everyone.
Sonic roast my name! Thank you!
What I want to know is what sonic thinks of roger crag smith’s retirement from Sega?
Can you stop moving your tails for the rest of the video Tails?
Can you wiggle your ears Sonic? I can wiggle both independently from each other :D
I also thought of Gardevoir
That dis on Pepsi. Were y’all hired out by a hedge fund manager!? #GameStonk
Tails: didn't I kick your butt in 5th grade?
Was suprised Eggman didn't chose Mawile
Did you guys buy any of that Gamespot stock?
Question for Tails: What would you do to be the face of the sonic franchise? What would you do for all that fame? To have your name on everything? For everyone to respect you? For everyone to know your name? How far would you be willing to go for that, Tails?
For sonic: why are you in fall guys and smash bros but not in your own games
I thought they were gonna give tails Ninetails.
"What DC/Marvel superhero would I change lives with"?
Easy. The Scarlet Witch. Not only is she OP as all fuck, her sisters are absolutely legendary. (Only 90's kids will get that reference!)
A close second would be Ghost Rider. He looks like something from a death metal album. That, and I'd be able to send all the antivaxxers and so-called "influencers" down to hell.