I wonder what they were thinking when they came up with Rushdown. "Hey, you know that thing that makes you do double damage and often gives you energy? What if it drew cars as well"
Timestamps for when Jorbs picks up the card and relic in the thumbnail (Conjure Blade and Ice Cream): Conjure Blade: (18:41) Ice Cream: (20:00) Not quite the order I expected those to be picked up in, but then again it's not like he had much of a choice on _what_ the transforms were.
Or, alternatively, this is a video just shy of 7 minutes if you're only interested in the best stuff. Sure, the run is entertaining, but the spreadsheet is where the magic really happens!
Official Slay the Spire 1 is a finished game (no more major patches, only maintenance patches). The revealed roster for Slay the Spire 2 doesn't have Watcher. (Revealed characters are Ironclad, Silent, and the brand new Necrobinder.) Spire 2 might not have stance dancing at all, which would eliminate the Rushdown problem.
@@onlylettersand0to9 I would be surprised if the final game of StS2 doesn't have defect and/or watcher, though maybe the devs have already said that the 3 shown are going to be the only characters and I just haven't seen it? Idk.
Can someone explain Jorbs' spreadsheet system? I think I kinda get it but would be cool to have a definitive understanding. (To my understanding he assigns a value 1-10 based on some criteria, then calculates whether doing the thing is worth, but how these values are assigned and what A1, Scaling, etc, mean are all greek to me
He assign values on the cards by experience, with 2 columns, value on act 1 and value for late game. Swift strike is very good in act 1 and super bad late for exemple so its average value is pretty low. Then there is the calculated column that calculate how lucky are you to get a card that has at least X value on average. Then a column that does the same for a choice of 3 cards. If you think you value a card only if itls average value is 7, look at the % for what are the odds of getting at least value 7 in a 3 cards choice and you get the probability
The values are his personal opinion after thousands of hours playing. A1 is act one. Scaling is whether the value of it (what you might call strength or power, but those are already StS terms) grows with the character, i.e. into later acts
Expunger to Grim Reaper: "Was I a good card?"
Grim Reaper: "No"
The sheer volume of speadsheeting shared here is staggering. My brain is getting a serious headache! 👄
Jorbs will forever be an average l*beral midwit and tiny jorbs will forever be a gamer
saw "1 m---- ago" and assumed i had missed one last month but no it is here right now
Watching this an actual month later
I wonder what they were thinking when they came up with Rushdown. "Hey, you know that thing that makes you do double damage and often gives you energy? What if it drew cars as well"
It wouldn't be so broken if it didn't give infinite
Timestamps for when Jorbs picks up the card and relic in the thumbnail (Conjure Blade and Ice Cream):
Conjure Blade: (18:41)
Ice Cream: (20:00)
Not quite the order I expected those to be picked up in, but then again it's not like he had much of a choice on _what_ the transforms were.
Holy cow, so early! Thank you for this by the way, it's invaluable.
Best contribution of Expunger was for the youtube title :)
6:50 if you’re a crazy person who wants to skip premium spreadsheet content.
Or, alternatively, this is a video just shy of 7 minutes if you're only interested in the best stuff. Sure, the run is entertaining, but the spreadsheet is where the magic really happens!
Thanks!
Legends say it's still expunging til this day
I love that the first 7 minutes are picking whale bonus... This is why we love Jorbs!
Bro that expunger violated that heart 🥵
Maybe Rushdown could be “Draw three cards the first time you enter wrath each turn”
Official Slay the Spire 1 is a finished game (no more major patches, only maintenance patches).
The revealed roster for Slay the Spire 2 doesn't have Watcher. (Revealed characters are Ironclad, Silent, and the brand new Necrobinder.) Spire 2 might not have stance dancing at all, which would eliminate the Rushdown problem.
@@onlylettersand0to9 I would be surprised if the final game of StS2 doesn't have defect and/or watcher, though maybe the devs have already said that the 3 shown are going to be the only characters and I just haven't seen it? Idk.
"A perfect expunger",
Calls the card a curse in Act 2
it's about as perfect as a conjure blade gets 😂
Jorbs’ floor 25 is my every floor.
conjure blade is a wrath source for jorbs lol
How does jorbs separate game music and the songs he listens to?
!dig
!dig
how many "talk to the hand" would be too many?
Become a read will if you weeb this
Jorbs I know it's terrible but I wish you had taken master reality after Conjure blade Ice cream! It's the dream.
Can someone explain Jorbs' spreadsheet system? I think I kinda get it but would be cool to have a definitive understanding.
(To my understanding he assigns a value 1-10 based on some criteria, then calculates whether doing the thing is worth, but how these values are assigned and what A1, Scaling, etc, mean are all greek to me
He assign values on the cards by experience, with 2 columns, value on act 1 and value for late game. Swift strike is very good in act 1 and super bad late for exemple so its average value is pretty low.
Then there is the calculated column that calculate how lucky are you to get a card that has at least X value on average. Then a column that does the same for a choice of 3 cards. If you think you value a card only if itls average value is 7, look at the % for what are the odds of getting at least value 7 in a 3 cards choice and you get the probability
The values are his personal opinion after thousands of hours playing.
A1 is act one.
Scaling is whether the value of it (what you might call strength or power, but those are already StS terms) grows with the character, i.e. into later acts
@@lucasvivante8988 thx
@@phyphorthx
CardCheckerSts is late
These bots are so supportive
Fell view of minutes off months views fell in
fax
Am I having a stroke
Hi youtube
Going infinite counts as a loss.
not if you also gain block against the heart❤😎
Hey jorbs, why is your ego so fragile?