Whose Genitals are 7 Feet Longer Than They Used To Be? | QI
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This clip is from QI Series R, Episode 1, 'Rude' with Sandi Toksvig, Alan Davies, John Barrowman, Aisling Bea and Phill Jupitus.
This whole episode was golden just because of Aisling and John closing ranks and going completely bonkers.
Funniest joke that dude will ever tell, and he got it on film.
Dude at the back is a hero 🤣
Honestly god bless him for putting his hand up too,
being asked it with genuine interest and getting that response is so much funnier than blurting it out, lmao
So so funny so great,well said man.❤❤❤❤❤
2:08 Aisling Bea shocks John Barrowman. Legend.
2:55 Sandi responds without missing a step AND in the same character as Phil. Also legend.
Bill Thomas provides timestamps that point to the *_end_* of a segment. Not so legend.
“I just wanted to brag.”
Aisling and John are a killer pair on that side
Aisling is too pure for this world.
“It’s not how big it is, it’s what you do with it”
If it’s seven feet long, it absolutely how big it is.
His girlfriend is 6 rows in front lmao 🤣
Ah the episode where John Barrowman got high on jelly babies
Would you like a jelly baby?
Engaging in coitus on the said member is said to assist when infertility is an unwelcome issue. And it is used for such purposes ( I used to live near there).
Ladies at the time might not have been able to read, but I’m sure they would’ve been happy to just look at the pictures.
A fig leaf would have been ridiculous.
Figs aren't native to Britain. Should have been an oak leaf.
Nice point
@@zapkvr Er - it looks rather blunt to me.
(Sorry!)
I thought it was much older than Cromwell. According to Wiki:
"However, recent optically stimulated luminescence testing has suggested an origin between the years 700 CE and 1110 CE, possibly close to the 10th-century date of the founding of nearby Cerne Abbey."
"According to Wiki..."
*Klaxon goes off*
@@glenn1534 They had a tv episode of one of the Digging for Britain (archaeological programme) where they had them take a sample of the silicates and talked about doing the luminescence testing on it and came up with that date. So yeah... its not just "according to Wikipedia" its also according to the actual archaeologists and scientists who did the testing to find the date.
@@glenn1534 cool thing about wiki is you can check all the sources right there at the bottom. no klaxons needed
I (mis)read that as "suggested an organ", of course!
@@glenn1534 Several studies have shown that Wikipedia is at least as reliable as reputable encyclopedias.
The home office. I shall use that for everything that displeases me. I can't right now dear as the home office hasn't approved. Yes.
Barrowman is such a treat
It's not my cousin Billy, as the old rhyme tells.
Yes subtitles please
I think they should give him an extra inch every year.
A Blue Whale’s
Only when he's up for it!
*KLAXON*
@@Ward1706 😂
@@Ward1706 As of 2024-6-7, UA-cam offers me "Translate to English" for that single-word post KLAXON - and when I accept, changes it to HONK! Definite LOL.
0:53 "It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it", says the famous lesbian. Happy Pride Month, everybody!
Day 7000 of asking the QI channel to add subtitles to their videos
oh it’s alex hello
I'm sure everyone knows how big Barrowman's is 😂
1:32 "He has a notably large willy" 😆
...In 1921 there was a Mr Long...
Pics or it didn't happen.
picts or it didn't happen!
(that doesn't even make sense, wrong end of the island for picts)
Brilliant
Surprised at the total lack of blue whales... I'd have thought they'd be an educated guess, as cetaceans evolved by adopting a semi-aquatic lifestyle, then thought sod it, back in the sea permanently, & some, due to the water's properties, grew literally as big as whales. And whales need big wombs, & big birth canals, so male whales would have adapted to fit said canals
2½-3 metres for a blue whale, apparently.
It’s not what you do with it - it’s how much you’ve got to work with 🤣🤣🤣
Ladies couldn't read in the 18th century...they didn't need to be able to read to look at the pictures!
surely there must be a 'before' version from pre-1908? confused how the bellybutton was incorporated...
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