Try Not to Laugh: VIOLA JOKES Edition
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- Опубліковано 11 лис 2018
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S N A P C H A T: Brettybang | Eddy.Chen
Viola players: are we a joke to you
Twoset: yes
Edit: WHAT ARE THESE LIKES TYSM!!!
funfetti builds not joke. Shit.
***EVERYONE
😂
Fs for all the deceased violists in chat bois.
im offended
Brett: (literally nothing)
Eddy: 😂🔥🔥👌🆒🥑🚯
The letter K is attractive
***Avocado***
What?...
Some of the emojis are very unnecessary...
XD
@@soupyxplant *_that's the point_*
I am a violist, but I still enjoyed all nine minutes of this video.
Underrated comment
That's the spirit ❤️
Sameee
This video's actually 7 mins long, but I don't suppose that's part of the joke, right?
@@gaminglegend it's probably a 'violists can't count' joke
Eddy dying of laughter at his own jokes is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen
Hello there, fellow latecomer, I am happy to see your comment succeeding lol
very true
@@Exayevie Just remembered I laughed half an hour non stop to them and tried to remember the video. Still so funny lol
Eddy: *joke*
Brett: *silence*
Brett: viola-
Eddy: *spits out water*
that is because ‚viola‘ itself is the biggest joke😂
Mirjam lol I die XDXp
LOL i was was laghing so hard
These boys need to start respecting other instruments and musicians.
Where is that i can’t find it lmao
Violin: Hey viola, wanna hear a joke?
Viola: Sure
Violin: Melody
Viola: I don't get it.
Violin: I know you don't
oufff rough but good ^^
@M3rcy Animations yeah
God damnit 😂
This is great xD
GhOsTxReCoN
OOF
I think I know why I keep telling people to be a violinist instead of a violist.
What is similar between a lawsuit and a viola? Everyone is happy when the case is closed
30 likes and no comment let me fix that
As a viola player, I can confirm that every time we see another viola player, we simultaneously say "We're s***" at the same time.
"violahamora"
a missed opportunity
*_"wingardiem leviola"_*
Skyf1y it’s levioLAH. Not leviola
MilknCoffee your reply is creative as hell 😂
No it's "Wingardium Leshit".
Shouldn't in me violomora
Because the spell is alohomora?
It's wingardium
How do you keep your violin from being stolen? Put it in a viola case.
+200IQ
Yoonji is savage today
ItzKatie the only time yoongi isn’t savage is when he’s sleeping 😂
They look the same tho but funny
Sooooooo original👍🏼
I like how all the smart and witty jokes don't make Brett and Eddy laugh, but all the "you're shit" jokes make them burst out laughing
Pianist and comedian Victor Borge said when he was a small child he asked his father, "what's the difference between a violin and a viola" ? His father answered, "a viola burns longer".
* A clever thought out joke *
Brett and Eddy: * Stonefaced *
* Viola- *
Brett and Eddy: * Dies *
Cuz viola is the best joke
* "you're shit" *
Brett and Eddy: *dies laughing*
Yeah the viola is a joke
The entire episode is viola jokes
*Brett's face has never shown so many emotions.*
But that's true
you got a point there
INeedToPractise sooo truuuuue
He has absolutely the cutest laugh ☺️
Ty z Polski prawda?
Eddie's laugh before the jokes even start. That's what made me laugh. Literally laughing for no reason.
This isn't a joke but still: We were playing in school orchestra one day, and the teacher singled out the violas for their one section. It was legit the easiest thing I'd ever seen on a piece of sheet music: D, C#, B, and A (in that order). They played it so horrendously (after months of practice) that the teacher literally told them to 'play a lot quieter, because the cellos have the same part as you.' and you could see their faces slowly die.
I play viola and can easily do that. Your viola section in that orchestra might just be shit at viola
@@tristantavolaro1763 yeah, I play both violin and viola, dunno why there are so many viola jokes flying around
i'm not here because i hate violas, i'm here because their laughs give me serotonin
SAME
Finally someone mentions it! ♥
Thank you
*Violist
Same I just needed a laugh
Nobody:
Twoset Violin:
Violist: Hey how ar-
Twoset Violin: *W H E E Z E*
(Wheeze)
Me when i just got out of my laughing fit:
😔😔😔
*S* *N* *I* *C* *K* *E* *R*
Why do all twosetviolin viewers have to discriminate against violas
brett viola-
eddy: *spits water right out*
this proves that the viola is actually just a funny joke
Really? How d are you?
When you've already been playing the viola for 5 years and finally discover all the viola jokes... Too late to turn back now
*pats your back*
What’s the difference between a violist and a prostitute?
A prostitute knows more than two positions
hoLY
YIKES
OOFFFFFF
*Burn*
HahhaahahaHAHAH
A creative viola joke
Brett and Eddy: No Reaction whatsoever
"It's sh**
Brett and Eddy: 🤣🤣🤣
Aaand..this cracked me up.. xD😂🙈
Ikr xD
The Violist with a mortgage one got me HAHA
A joke someone made
TwoSet: . . .
The answer "It's sh**
TwoSet: lol
Brett: What do you call-
Eddy: 🌬🤣
The best friendship.
They don't even laugh on their jokes, but they laugh when they hear a "sh*t" word.
“What did the violist-“
Eddy’s water: ight imma head out
Oof
Lol
I legitimately had to stop the video. I can’t eat and watch this
watching them lose it over the “you’re shit” jokes is the reason why I keep coming back to this video
Can someone explain 1:30 to me?
It’s so dumb and direct it works 🤣
@@gauthamgopinath3362 can't count ig
@@safiakabis9803 Ok thanks.
Same
there are zero violas in my school orchestra so the conductor had to replace the entire viola section with violinists
If I ever feel sad I come back and watch this video. Eddy's unbridled laughter cheers me up so much.
Why did the violist stand outside the house for a long time?
*Because they couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in!!!!*
Repoio.
That's a variation (violiation) of the old "how do you know there's a drummer at the door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in".
In my orchestra the cellos suck🤭🤦♀️
*OLD MAN WHEEZES IN VIOLA*
HAHA YES
The real skill in playing the viola is being able to take a joke..
ikr
But they are the joke 😂
😂
Jimmie &kookie NOOO XD
True I play Viola and have heard them all and am just used to it now 😑
2:47
Brett: b w e e
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂. The “it’s shit” jokes were just priceless HAHAHAH
How can you tell if a viola is out of tune?
You can see the bow moving.
Dkkwkf R73i3 what a disgrace for musicians
It's always out of tune
This is the best viola joke 😂😂
@@woogitysnek6231 r/yourjokebutworse
What a roast 😂👏
4:05
Eddy: already laughing
Brett: what did the violas-
Eddy: *car engine noises*
Both start laughing hysterically
That made me laugh so hard lmaooo 😂😂😂
CAR ENGINE NOISES-
*car engine noises*
It’s the ✨car engine noises✨ for me😂
Car engine noises🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol I love how eddy says jokes, and then brett doesn't laugh, and the one time eddy didn't even say anything and brett just goes **spitt** the viola jokes are so amazing U-U
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut up a viola
3:41 Eddy: **makes a joke about violists not being able to count**
Also Eddy: There you are, 4 times. **holds up three fingers**
Ironic.
He actually holded up four fingers, but it was difficult to see
*Holded*
@@marcelmircevski5339 held*
700th like😂
It would be correct if he was a programmer
An old viola professor died. Whenever he played, he had the mysterious habit of reading a piece of paper from inside his viola case before taking out his instrument. There were wild speculations about what was written on that piece of paper, so during his funeral, his friends, colleagues, and admirers gathered around his viola case, opened it, and took this piece of paper. It read: 'Viola left hand, bow right hand."
That's an underrated one
Hahahaha
*Quality roast* 🤣
Wrong it said bow left hand, wieola right hand
😂😂😂😂😂
How to get violists to play tremolo: give them a measure and put solo over it.
Wasn't that the method of getting a violist to do vibrato, though? ;P
The sounds eddy makes when my mom is downstairs: *hysterical laughing*
The sounds eddy makes when my mom walks in: 6:31
😂😂😂
"What did the Violist...."
Eddy: *rotfl*
I present to you: two grown men hysterically laughing to insults at people who play a specific instrument
You never played in an orchestra, did you? ^^
Xarx I never said there was anything wrong with it, just thought it was a funny scene to be watching. And no I play the French Horn
@@maggiedrennan9814 ah sorry then, sounded like you would complain a little about it. :)
I play the Viola honestly I love the Viola and think this vid is hilarious
HamBurger same
The fact that Me myself am a violist love viola jokes they’re so funny😂
This was the first ever TwoSetViolin video I watched, on August 25th, end the rest is history
Welcome to Ling-Ling community
what did the (any instrument player) say to the violist?
brett: *dies*
Answer: "You're SHIT"
Eddy said, "What did the violinist say to the violist?"
manchild
what did the-
Brett: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did the *second violinist* say to the violist.
You're s#!t
Viola: no u
This week on twosetviolin: Brett and eddy laughing uncontrollably.
(Warning: it's fooken adorable)
only when the answer is youre shit
But in fine with that :)
more like only eddy
Some kind of mental disorder?
I love Brett's face transition from ._. to 😆 at 5:50
Violinist: Violin is better the viola
Viola people: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Brett:What did the violist say to the violist...
Eddy: *wheezing and lying on the floor crying*
"we're shit"
Eddy: *laughs before Brett starts the joke*
😂😂😂😂
Cuz Brett is a joke
@@CinchMio i know you were trying to be funny, but that was kinda.. i don't know^^ unnecessary? it could ruin the mood for some, especially for the person that is being mentioned here :P but maybe he'd laugh if he read that, i don't know... i guess my humor is just different, so i couldn't really laugh at this 🙈 xD sorry~
@@justahuman9273 I'll wait till you know
Two violinists meet for the first time after a long time.
One of them carries a viola case.
Asks the other, "Did you have a stroke?"
I had the bright idea to put cake in my mouth during the challenge, that was one piece of cake I’ll never get back
me rewatching this knowing all the “your sh*t”s are coming but still losing it
me too this was one of my favorite videos from them and every time i rewatch it i just lose my mind LMAO
I'm still dying every time they say "s**t" 😂😂
I'm just losing it every time I even think about this vid
DO NOT eat and watch this
I only revisit this video for the "we're shits" because I just die
Eddy: laughs for no reason
Brett: laughs hard
Eddy: spits water out
Both of them: laughs 10 times harder
Bubble Rose so childish!
blank subscriber without video names is overused I don’t really get it either. Someone help
me and my friend in class one of us laughs the other laughs and then we end up laughing for hours non stop
Violist: “Oh my gosh hi Eddy and Brett I love your videos so much you inspir-“
TwoSet: *“your sh*t”*
5:14
My mother's umbrella was actually struck by lightning the day before her audition for the orchestra. She could have died. But she thinks that it might have helped her play the fast fingerings on her *viola*.
my mom told me this one (she's a cellist)
A cellist was sitting in the attic, cleaning boxes out. He happened upon a very old looking dusty lamp, and curiously rubbed it. A genie appeared. The genie explained the cellist could only have one wish because he was old, and having more than one wish would be too much for him to handle. He asked the cellist what was his wish.
The cellist pondered and thought about this question for a while, going through what he believed to be the best option. Finally the cellist started his wish, "There has been a war going on in palistine and isreal for a long long time, and its very bloody and a lot of people have been killed. I've always wanted for them to get along. They've been at war for so long it'd just be nice to have some peace."
The genie said, "What a noble wish." He thought about this war and why they were fighting, and realized it would be a very difficult task to handle, "but unfortunely I am very very old and this war has such a long bloody history I cannot just cure the world with a snap of my fingers. Do you have anything easier to handle? Maybe a little less enormous?"
The cellist sighed sadly, then said, "I just wish the viola section would play in tune."
"Where is this... palistine isreal thing you were talking about again?" the genie asked.
WTF LOL
The best viola joke I've ever heard omg lol
Lol, a plot twist in a joke.
Oh that's beautiful.
AHHAHAHSHSAGJAGSHAIAI
Brett: What did the violas?
Eddy: *Spits our water
IDontFeelSoGood New t shirt " what did the violas "
It's a mixture of anticipation and mirror effect.
Brett could've easily won by laughing himself, pointing fingers at Eddy and saying something like "I can't... I can't... Look at his face xD" without ever finishing a joke.
As an ex-violist I don’t know whether to laugh or start crying.
Coming back to this each year is a classic.
Brett: Viola....
*EDDY USED HYDRO PUMP*
That move always fuckin gets me, why is it so strong goddammit
Tails' Workshop can highly pressurized jets of water actually be used to cut steel?
Can someone please explain the Viola mirror joke at 1:30 please
Teju P it’s a joke that violists can’t count
edyy laughing because of brett laugh is the definition of friendship
Laura Arrieta That happens with everyone. Laughter is contagious.
Charlie He stupidity also
@@Horacekiang Um, are you saying that stupidity is contagious?
@@charliehe472 yes actually
The real skill in playing the viola is being able to take a joke..
Me as a violist: loves and laughs at the jokes
Me, a viola player: am i a joke to you?
Two set violin: yes.
The jokes are not that hilarious, but their reactions truly are.
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
Ya
@Aysia Thorne truly. As a violin player, I could not stop laughing.
ah yes yes
I think it's hard to make viola jokes, since the viola itself is a big joke
“What did the violist...”
💦
Lol that didn’t last long
Hahahh. That one had me rolling.
The cello one killed me. I choked on nothing while i was already out of breath from laughing. I actually couldn't breathe 😂
The Game Brass
Correction
Brett: ...
Eddy: 💦
Brett: what...
Eddy:💦
Brett: what did the violinist...
Eddy: 💦
Brett: Dafuq is wrong wichu
Ahem... Im a violist. 🎻
I read this as it happened lol
How many violas does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to argue about whether it's actually flat or sharp
Whats the difference between a trampoline and a viola....
In the case of a trampoline, you take your shoes off before you stand on it...🤣🤣🤣
OOOOOOOOHHHHH
Alternative for Eddy’s joke: which Harry Potter Spell makes fly straight out of the concert hall? Wingardium Leviola
This is obviously copied
I didn’t know people could copy other peoples comments
@@weiwuchen4431 LOL nothing is trademarked, it's the comment section. A comment is bound to be repeated.
This is pretty genius
Far way better hahaha
accio viola
Eddy: "No, you laughed 4 times." *Holds up three fingers*
Closet violist
@@hercrabbiness, I'm not a violist! I'm a violinist!
@@tessLizCroft No I meant Eddy! 😂 Because he couldn't count
@@hercrabbiness, oh LOL!😂😂😂
Wait, when was that in the video??
Why was the voila standing outside your house for an hour?
I didn’t know when to come in and couldn’t find the right key
The jokes: meh
Their reactions: 😂😂😂😂
Eddy: You laughed four times *holds up three fingers*
Me: You secretly a violist?
Exactly!
I CAN'T WITH THESE JOKES OML I'M DYIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG
HE'S THE VIOLA KING
I laughed more than either of them lol
@Maddie Holmes Trumpet egos you say? Hmmmmm… No wonder my brother’s a jerk, he plays trumpet! Or is it cuz I play viola?
What is the similarity between viola and court
Everybody is excited when the case is closed
Kynisha Middleton eeheheheh
I have a friend that plays the viola and plans on studying law in the future. He's gonna get so mad.
😂😂😂😂 LOL
It is just a joke. I do not have anything against the viola.
I literally lol’ed at that lmao
They’re so lovely that I couldn’t stop myself to watch this video.
MIT has a viola jokes page, and they are RUTHLESS:
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.
The conductor returns from the bathroom and the head violist and bassoonist are having a fist fight. "What's going on?" asked the conductor.
"The violist broke my reed!" claimed the bassoonist.
"Is this true?" asked the conductor.
"Yes, but the bassoonist twisted one of my pegs and won't tell me which one!"
Viola player was so bad in rhytm... he could not even count to ten. 😉
OOF
Dang
Awwie Skokanon huh?
Mister Lipman oml 😂
What do violists and DJs have in common?
They are good at scratching
Edit: finally after several weeks of trying my joke got noticed
What does a violinist and a recorder have in common
They Both Squeak
@@queengslayzz7387 stop it, get some help, at least we violinists sound nice when we play, unlike you guys. Don't attack me but a viola sounds like a violin that's extremely out of tune. Lol.
Lesly Animates sheesh I was just replying, not meaning to start conflict. Violas has a nice warm rich sound
@@queengslayzz7387 okay ig, I just like roasting violas sorry.
Anthony Broussard never heard of the dog one
I remember the day when this just came out and I’m so excited to watch it.
Can’t believe you guys have changed that much
Great to come home from work and find an old TwoSet video that drowns me in laughter! (Take my own water pun as you will.) I so needed that. Thanks, guys
Who needs joke when your friend's laugh is the funniest
LMAO SO TRUE 🤣🤣
GEGEEEEEE
“You laughed four times”
*holds up three fingers*
no, it's -4
They're drunk already
mAyTh
That's why they're musasians, not mathematasians.
No wonder they met in maths tutoring
eddy laughing every joke which has "viola" in it.
TwoSetViolin: mocks the instrument that I play and dies of laughter
Me: laughs with them
What sound does a Viola make?
Depends how hard you throw it.
😂
It also depends where it lands! For instance, it only makes a thump in the floor, a spelunk in water, and a sigh of relief when it's in fire!
The question I always heard for that was "what's the pitch of a viola?" because pitch... throwing... geddit
I’ve always heard this as, “What is the range of a viola?”
@@billgriffiths8752 "It is 7 meters"
*Ingenious and clever joke*
Them: Fun't
*Joke with shit*
Them: Wheeeeeeeeeeeze
Lol
it’s been two years since this came out and i come back to it every once in a while because it’s one of my favorite videos.
There were four "you're/we're/it's sh*t* jokes and I'm living for it
4:06
sounds like a car starting up and suddenly spilling out gas everywhere
omg I cant stop laughing
Yeees
SO TRUEEEEEEEE
I hate how accurate this is 😭
What's the difference between someone who plays french horn and someone who's sick?
One of them gets better.
Beth Smith - I guess the French horn player is good then lol. The other guy was less fortunate
@@tytushernandez3343 nice comeback
I'm a French horn player it's not an easy instrument to learn at first but once you understand it it gets easier
Abigail Wonderfuls Squad I play the French horn and even if I practice I still never learn son I kinda quit 😓
damn yikes
I saved this video just as a mood booster, it really gets the seretonin pumping when needed🤣
Quite a few years later, I still come back here for free serotonin every now and then
Whoa Eddy just miscounted the laughs...
Does this mean he’s a violist now
I saw a vid where he plays viola
oh
OH
:(
I went to their show in New York City! Eddy played the... viola
Roasted🎤*drops mic*
The : it's shit jokes. worked better than the well put together ones 😂
It dose tho and I was laughing so hard that I feal to the floor
Ady Rose
The “It’s shit” jokes worked better than the ones that were well put together.😂
1 so true
True. I'm dying
True
I am like Eddy, laughing my butt off before the joke is even told 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm not watching for the viola part(okay maybe I am) but I still love you guys’ laughs, they're contagious. So much so my parents have asked me multiple times what are you doing lol
Here’s mine:
What i see as a string player
Violin Viola Cello Bass
What every one else sees
Violin Bigger violin Really big violin Huge Violin
Right!?
Violin, another violin, It's pronounced Hello right?, Bigger Hello
Beatrice Bristow awwww your sister knows what’s she’s talking about!
Forgot the guitar when they see a cello
More like:
Violin
Big violin
Stand up violin
I'm starting TwoSet Viola to end this abuse once and for all.
U go!! For all of us
Deven Hull I'll join you violins are too high and screechy
Only screechy when we want to annoy violists. High because we are soloists, unlike violas.
Good for you. Reach for the stars. Maybe your channel will get big and an actor-suprhero like Robin or the old Spiderman guy can visit you in the hospital.
Yasssss
Brett: what did-
Eddy: proceeds to invent the pressure cleaner
3 years later I get this recommended on my feed and as a Viola player I feel like I’m with my old school mates again the viola jokes hurt 😭😂😂