I love it when junk food declares its miniscule amount of protein as a selling point. 10g of protein..... with 50g of carbohydrates and UNDECLARED SOY.
I imagine someone eating this in a barely lit apartment at 3 am, just munching and munching and trying to forget his past decisions that led him to that place and food and barely managing not to cry
I love how you turn the box over, and there's an area on the package designated for the "best by" date and there's nothing to be found. The "food" was never "good" to begin with.
So I had some thoughts after attending "Undeclared Soy's" first mainstream concert, "Soyboy Love"; and while I am a huge fan of lo-fi hip-hop and other smooth genres of music, I feel that the lead artist's constant intermissions that he took to rant about the superiority of the white race was wholly unnecessary, and the occasional tangents about how "cringey" and "autistic" [sic] the militant Atheist movement made me feel VERY uncomfortable and unwelcomed, but then the lead artist veered into a tangent about the importance of a reformation of the Catholic Church back into a fundamentalist, non-centralized religion was very odd, and left a sour taste in my mouth. Partway through, I found myself in the bathroom during an intermission, and the lead artist, a guy that refuses to be called anything but "Common Filth" or sometimes "Juan" began ranting to me about how we should target more mosques, and how DELICIOUS Mama Michelina's frozen food is, and after I was done, I went to the concession stands, and bought a box of re-heated Michelina's "Wheels and Cheese" and a tall bottle of Soy-based milk. I sat back down, and the music resumed, but this Juan dude kept throwing up White Power signs, and I left the concert with a bad taste in my mouth. Frankly, I couldn't tell if it was Juan's esoteric ramblings about the current state of Judaeo-Christian religions, or the fucking disgusting "Wheels and Cheese", but I went home, watched my girlfriend's bull impregnate her, and then wrote this review. Overall, I rate the concert a 3.5/10. The "Wheels and Cheese" gave me food poisoning, and while the music was decent, fairly generic as far as lo-fi is concerned, Juan's rantings about destroying Islam and uniting the world under the banner of Mexico made me feel uncomfortable, displeased, nervous, and strained.
Funny enough before we lived on the farm we literally survived on Michelina. Now, I buy them like once a blue moon and it’s literally only the chicken & rice. Then I pick the peas out of them, use soy sauce and spices, take a bite....and wonder “why the fuck did I buy this, this is awful” 😂
I love it when junk food declares its miniscule amount of protein as a selling point. 10g of protein..... with 50g of carbohydrates and UNDECLARED SOY.
I'll never refer to money as anything other than "Rothschild Central Bank issued debt" ever again
I imagine someone eating this in a barely lit apartment at 3 am, just munching and munching and trying to forget his past decisions that led him to that place and food and barely managing not to cry
Me
this would be me if i weren't lactose intolerant
U N D E C L A R E D
X E N O E S T R O G E N S
FLAVOR AND VALUE
UNDECLARED SOY
I'm disappointed that you didn't cuss out your abuelita this time.
I love how you turn the box over, and there's an area on the package designated for the "best by" date and there's nothing to be found. The "food" was never "good" to begin with.
So I had some thoughts after attending "Undeclared Soy's" first mainstream concert, "Soyboy Love"; and while I am a huge fan of lo-fi hip-hop and other smooth genres of music, I feel that the lead artist's constant intermissions that he took to rant about the superiority of the white race was wholly unnecessary, and the occasional tangents about how "cringey" and "autistic" [sic] the militant Atheist movement made me feel VERY uncomfortable and unwelcomed, but then the lead artist veered into a tangent about the importance of a reformation of the Catholic Church back into a fundamentalist, non-centralized religion was very odd, and left a sour taste in my mouth.
Partway through, I found myself in the bathroom during an intermission, and the lead artist, a guy that refuses to be called anything but "Common Filth" or sometimes "Juan" began ranting to me about how we should target more mosques, and how DELICIOUS Mama Michelina's frozen food is, and after I was done, I went to the concession stands, and bought a box of re-heated Michelina's "Wheels and Cheese" and a tall bottle of Soy-based milk. I sat back down, and the music resumed, but this Juan dude kept throwing up White Power signs, and I left the concert with a bad taste in my mouth.
Frankly, I couldn't tell if it was Juan's esoteric ramblings about the current state of Judaeo-Christian religions, or the fucking disgusting "Wheels and Cheese", but I went home, watched my girlfriend's bull impregnate her, and then wrote this review. Overall, I rate the concert a 3.5/10. The "Wheels and Cheese" gave me food poisoning, and while the music was decent, fairly generic as far as lo-fi is concerned, Juan's rantings about destroying Islam and uniting the world under the banner of Mexico made me feel uncomfortable, displeased, nervous, and strained.
hahahahahaha
Funny enough before we lived on the farm we literally survived on Michelina. Now, I buy them like once a blue moon and it’s literally only the chicken & rice. Then I pick the peas out of them, use soy sauce and spices, take a bite....and wonder “why the fuck did I buy this, this is awful” 😂
"it's fooooo...?" should be the name of this series
This was the okayest food review ever!
I demand reviews of more soy infused American “foods”.
this is the content I'm here for. Good stuff, NW
That it happens to be soy that was undeclared...
Must be a coincidence, I guess.
Value you Lave, Flavor you Cove!
You really are one of a kind. Thank you.
you're right about physical media, even the edge of "very online" is being caught up to.
*Nice video* 👍
Soy is an integral part of mama michelina’s old world recipe
Is that a portion size for a single person? No wonder the poor are fat. More of these please.
UNDECLARED SOY. Nu-male criminal investigatior.
Just leaving a comment so UA-cam gives you more traffic :)
thanks!
Good Lord.. if you're single and/or don't have anyone to cook for you.. cook for yourself. Saves you the embarrassment of buying things like this
Pax romana, spaghetti fettuccine
I prefer Velveeta Mac and Cheese, I put chunks of spam in it
REVIEW MAMA MICHELINA'S PIZZA ROLLS
Three for one deal with a bug... sounds familiar
IT"S VERY GOOD
More cheese!
this is what nihilism does to your brain.
no such thing as a Christian nihilist
Nostalgia Wound isn’t Calvinism the precursor to nihilism?
I don't remember professing belief in any of those ideas
@@NostalgiaWound I guess it would depend on your view on finality then.
All the pieces to fulfill Revelation prophecy seem like they're falling into place