The NCR: kind of rude sometimes. The Legion: a horde of genocidal slaving maniacs who think Rome was the pinnacle of civilisation. Players believe that these are equitable.
@@varangiangaming7178 to be fair to them, their commander is letting them die, they’ve had no luck with supply line defense, many young soldiers who simply don’t want to be there.
@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta they can die for all us players care but as they are dieing, they better have a smile on there faces and should have proper manners.
“Wow, Jeannie May. You negotiated the sale of a *PERSON,* and only got a thousand caps?” Everyone who sold Bryan Wilks to Paradise Falls in Fallout 3: *nervous sweating*
"I'm so terrifying yet so lacking and social skills even the most basic conversation must sound like a hostage negotiation" why did you just describe my son
Grade A parent right here. I wonder why your son has those issues in the first place when his own mother is talking smack about him... on a youtube video of all platforms...
@@calliecalamity8787 especially considering her username is her actual name and she literally has a photo of herself lol. The fact that she has no shame publically saying something like that with her real identity probably means she says much worse stuff to him behind closed doors. And these people genuinely wonder why their kids end up so messed up when they ruin their kids self esteem day in day out
Imagine telling the family of a gay man who has gone catatonic. "He was a fruit, but now he's a vegetable. At least he's still in the produce department."
19:20 Fun Fact: that "God tier" suit has a lower DT than Mk2 combat armour - which any rando can buy off the Gun Runners. The god-tier suit is the Enclave power armour. 35 DT and no -2 Agility...
@@zeno-cc4434 Not at the quarry, it's on the other side of hoover dam I believe? Or lake mead I can't remember. There's a bunch of deathclaws and 2 suits of power armor (enclave and T-51B)
@@ChloScrimblo didn't ask if it was full, but thank you, I just want to collect it for fun, also i find killing deathclaws fun, I barely keep fusion cores on me
I did the Mojave Warlord path ( take out Mr.House, obliterate Benny, team up with Yes Man) but the differences were that I went all melee, jacked Str, jack Melee Weapons, jacked Unarmed, I even got a Power Fist and I’m able to one shot just bout anythin, like srsly, I just need to boop someone on the nose and their head explodes and de-atomizes I become One Punch Man basically, also as I was watching this video the first time, I found an NPC named “Lone Drifter” and I de-atomized his head, stole his guitar and found the YeeHaw Gun, at about the same time Badger did in the video, then I proceeded to spend like 5 minutes just pulling it out and putting it up exclusively to hear the sound effects, best 5 minutes ever
" you cant just kill mr house because a robot told u to" Badger "observe" and honorable mention " how did i lose karma for that? he was already a vegetable im just making him mashed potatoes 💀💀
Ya know, most species of bats can actually see, many better than humans, and echolocation is more of an assist for certain species, whereas species like the Megabats/Flying Foxes, actually primarily use scent to hunt. Flying foxes also look alot like dogs with wings.
I played this build till level 40 (all the quests available in the game since my int was 1 until I got it to 3 with Lonesome Road and an implant to represent him getting a tad smarter than a vegetable.) And it slaughters everything. If you play this build play on hard or higher.
@@aidenfurry471ngl deadwind cavern is worst there u can snipe them far away in the promatory in the caver u can have a legendary deathclaw jumping at u from around the corner
@@eduardlupascu7268 True, but if you max agility guns sneak and explosives like he did, you can set traps and utterly decimate them, if they had grab attacks like Fallout 4 they would pose a bigger threat but to him the sheer numbers of the promontory would be more dangerous
@@August16ify I mean... It's not ableist to call a disabled person disabled. And anyway it's not for disabled people, it's for people in a coma and so on
what's funny is there's a dialogue option with the chef guy to talk about his family issues and you get recipes out of it, the whole exchange is so funny
My Favorite line is if You Kill Kimball Yourself During Houses Protect the the President Quest "Why in the world did you attack President Kimball?" "He tried to make me pay taxes." "Understandable"
Nah badger was always lord death of murder Mountain. But Bennie got lucky and got the drop on him. Doc managed to save his life but all his inhibitors we're lost in the process. Turning badgee from a phenomenal courier of integrity to fuck you and everything you stand for.
"You single handed killed the NCR, The Legion, And all crime bosses in the wasteland, almost every god-like being out there, and you rule the wasteland with a iron grip" *You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
The White Glove Society is so cool because most of them aren't cannibals, it's just Mortimer and his followers that are trying to return their people to their old savage ways. Also their quest is awesome.
You actually planted “Yeehaw chucklefucks” Into my subconscious. Been using the phrase for a while. Only to come back, watch this again, and realise it came from you. My whole life has been a lie
@@moreexpressolessdepresso92 Honestly one of the good things that the game tells you about the legion is that they make the Mojave a considerably safer place to travel. There are no raiders or bandits or powder gangers in legion controlled lands, because they rule so strictly that they wouldn't tolerate criminals like that to live. The NCR on the other hand are constantly being portrayed as corrupt, incompetent, and dreadfully inadequate when it comes to protecting those they take tribute/taxes from. At least with the legion you wouldn't ever have a situation like Primm come around, where the NCR will literally set up camp a couple feet away from a bunch of criminals looting and slaughtering the townsfolk and doing nothing at all because "it isn't in their jurisdiction". You could argue that the Legion at Nipton had done the same as the powder gangers at Primm, but Nipton mostly consisted of convicted criminals, thieves, and rapists and was also rampant with corruption, prostitution, and depravity in equal parts. There weren't any innocent people living in Nipton, they were all just as guilty as their neighbors. Even the mayor was so shitty that he had made a deal with the legion to let them kill everyone else in town as long as he got payed afterwards, which just exemplifies how little authority the NCR even has to bring law to the people they're supposed to protect. (Despite the fact that the NCR controlled Mojave Trading Outpost is literally down the road from Nipton, and nobody was concerned about the town in the slightest) At the end of the day the choice between the two factions boils down to a couple things. Would you rather toil under the NCR and pay tribute to a government is completely powerless to protect your settlment from bandits, mutants, or animals, and also one that you have little to no representation in despite claiming to be democratic in nature. Or would you rather find safety under the banner of the Bull, while having your entire tribe be subsumed by the sheer might of Caesar's Legion, to join one of the many other tribes that have been dominated by the regime, while also having the off chance that your entire family will either be slaughtered or enslaved if they are found to be disobedient or of no use to Caesar in the long run. I feel like another good point to consider is that the Legion is a meritocracy, whereas the NCR is corrupt as shit. If you are talented in the Legion you'll be rewarded and will climb the ranks quickly, but in the NCR you'll only get far up the ladder by using subterfuge and deceit or by having personal connections to the top brass. Caesar makes a good point that Tandi was the president of the NCR for a full *FIFTY TWO YEARS* and was only elected because her father was the previous president, thus making the position a hereditary dictatorship with no constitutional restraints put into place to prevent generational dynasticism. (At least with the legion the position of Caesar would fall to the next in line, the Legate, which isn't related by blood to the Caesar and could have completely different ideologies or philosophies to the previous Caesar, as seen in the end cards of the game where Caesar chooses to enslave the majority of the population but the Legate would rather slaughter them all if he is able to take over the regime)
@@NightmareBlade10 seems like youve done a lot of research about the lore, thats impressive but i still dont like the way most of the tribe do their things, not only the legion murder, slavering, corruption, calling people they dont even know "savages", ruling over people through power and fear doesnt seem right to me no matter what
Fun glitch is you quicksave before you leave the spawn area and then attempt to open your pipboy before it asks if you want to leave choose rebuild character and add it to whatever you want then when you add perks add skilled and wild wasteland it must be them and then once you're done reselect rebuild character and every skill should go up by 5 repeat until the pipboy closes if its not at 100 its fine you are still level up and finish it
@@arandominternetperson437 I didn't even know it helped with VATS at all tbh. I just knew you got the red markers on the compass sooner but that's irrelevant once you have ED-E anyway.
Ive never seen a video of yours but I went searching for FNV and this video did NOT dissapoint. Thank you for wrapping up this nostalgic masterpiece from my childhood into one amazing video, not to mention how I was cracking up 95% of the time.
My favorite high luck moment is the very rare mysterious stranger and miss fortune double team on a bad guy. Shreds people like the Tasmanian devil from looneytunes.
I hope this becomes an inside joke in this channel. Plays (Game of Choice) ; Murders and/or causes Chaos whomever he comes across: *You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
you can be watching the ending slideshow that explains what you did to the wasteland and see the message "You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen"
"NCR are so condescending towards me"
also badger: Is literally dumber than a brick
That is literally anyone that fights for the NCR
The NCR: kind of rude sometimes.
The Legion: a horde of genocidal slaving maniacs who think Rome was the pinnacle of civilisation.
Players believe that these are equitable.
I'm gonna reinstall fallout new vegas
Hey he supports the legion, what did you expect.
@@emiliianoportillo1311 Wait, wouldn’t a bank with no one in it have no money inside? 🤔
"I'm not racist, but 15% damage is 15% damage"
**still picks the most racist dialogue options**
Hey you know the song that was played at the beginning?
@@jakebroadway7009 On description.
That's what they say in wisconsin
Plus with the buff from Joshua Graham he has god and racism on his side.
Badger’s moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel
What moral compass?
Moral dice roll
He rolled a D1 every time someone says something mildly offensive to him just missile launcher to the head immediately
@@shoerifica D0 to see if he spares an NCR
@@carl6629rephrase what perfection
R.I.P. Matthew Perry, the voice of Benny. You will be forever remembered as the best interpretation of Fallout's villains we've ever had.
damn
O7
Rest in peace, The game was truly rigged from the start.
I want a mod where I can drown Benny in a pool/hot tub
@@KitNoxious downthumbered
Badger created the greatest "I gave a Caveman A Gun!" build in Fallout.
holy shit this made me chuckle lmfao
"Unstoppable moron makes nuclear wasteland noticably worse"
Doesn't even launch the Divide Nukes
To be fair he doesn't have the divide.
@@carpet163 he didn't *play* the divide.
But a nuclear winter would make the Mojave better
That's because he doesn't need them
You can't chose a side if you kill all of them
Badger: "The NCR are fucking rude."
Also Badger: has all the social graces of a lit molotov.
Badger: they are so condescending
Also Badger: *S U B-B R I C K I N T E L L I G E N C E*
Well I usually play as a dude with near max intelligence and charisma and they're still jackasses to me
@@varangiangaming7178 to be fair to them, their commander is letting them die, they’ve had no luck with supply line defense, many young soldiers who simply don’t want to be there.
@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta and that gives them the right to be rude?
@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta they can die for all us players care but as they are dieing, they better have a smile on there faces and should have proper manners.
Badger: NCR is condescending
Also badger: has the moral compass of a fucking flamethrower
Moral compass with magnets attached to it
“Wow, Jeannie May. You negotiated the sale of a *PERSON,* and only got a thousand caps?”
Everyone who sold Bryan Wilks to Paradise Falls in Fallout 3: *nervous sweating*
Im not evil, but 100 caps is 100 caps.
@@MoldyCinnamonfallout 3 is easy until u buy the true ending
I hate when I get more fucking caps from looting everything during a quest that gives 100 caps.
Bethesda needs to make it more like 500.
@@war_fish 100%
“Why is some platinum chip worth blowing someone’s head off”
**Said by a man who just murdered an entire tent of people for an hour long nap**
I mean, nap time is pretty important
@@VonSnuggles1412 easy destruction
naps are important
Hey hey, mfs keep stealing the beds.
And nobody steals the bed of badjur.
@@VonSnuggles1412 bruh
"He was already a vegetable, I'm just making a mashed potato"
HOLY
That one made me choke on my drink
@@TheBitingBat i was eating my fried rice and i burst out all those poor rice grains
I almost laughed out loud mid class
That shit hit so hard I had to walk around my block just to process it.
Potatoes are fruits
“Take drugs, kill a bear” has got to be one of the most out of pocket things I’ve ever heard, and that’s why this game is awesome
"I'm so terrifying yet so lacking and social skills even the most basic conversation must sound like a hostage negotiation" why did you just describe my son
Grade A parent right here. I wonder why your son has those issues in the first place when his own mother is talking smack about him... on a youtube video of all platforms...
@@barakomambayea imagine being her son reading that like, damn
@@calliecalamity8787 especially considering her username is her actual name and she literally has a photo of herself lol.
The fact that she has no shame publically saying something like that with her real identity probably means she says much worse stuff to him behind closed doors. And these people genuinely wonder why their kids end up so messed up when they ruin their kids self esteem day in day out
Yeah this is some sad shit
@@barakomamba That's one reason to go no contact
"He was already a vegetable, I'm just makin' him mashed potatoes." is one of the darkest lines I've ever heard. XD
I love Dark Humor.
69
No shit. But I can't stop laughing!!
Veggie Tales rated R
Imagine telling the family of a gay man who has gone catatonic. "He was a fruit, but now he's a vegetable. At least he's still in the produce department."
Breaking news: LOCAL MAILMAN LITERALLY TO ANGRY TO DIE
Who is this guy?
Courier 6: Im the motha fuckin MAILMAN
HE HAS KILLED THE ENTIRE NEW FUCKING CALIFORNIAN REPUBLIC
Nobody's better at going postal than the postal service.
@@Ze_N00B HE HAS PUNCHED THE SHITHEAD ROBOTS TO ASH
That's just Vegas baby
The fact this is already 3 years old makes me feel old
“Oh so I’ve killed every person I ever met and somehow now *I’M* the bad guy??”
"why did you attack president kimball?"
he tried making me pay taxes
"understandable"
(Join mr house he may be a jerk but you don’t have to pay taxes)
Dont use that to the NCR
A true libertarian!
@@civilizedhuman7875 I’m sold
@@twoworldwars4633 or yes man then you don't have to pay taxes and your the biggest badass with a unstoppable robot army
Dam, I missed those cool cinematic shots at the beginning
Ok
Wow did not expect you here
What the hecc?
Tales is here
@@preashneerajoo6165 can relate
Keep up your great work
Even 2 years later this video is pure gold
RIP to Matthew Perry, Benny’s voice actor and all around legend
Thank you for everything sir
Badger: Fuck taxes!
Also Badger: Joins the group based on Ancient Rome, famous for its robust tax system
I mean he has 1 intelligence and I know this is a joke I say this so I don't get the "it's a just" talk
@@jacobmoore6703 hmmmmm
@@bonnieshenton9426 I can't tell what you mean
@Char Aznable oh God what have I done or did I do this or
@Char Aznable yep this is my fault
NCR: Declares Badger a terrorist
Badger: *It's about fuckin' time*
I'm gonna use that line
COMPLETED:
Terrorist
8:34
Ave, true to Ceasar
Imma edit your phrase to fit me (le legion hater):
Legion: fucking hates me
Me: *It’s about fuckin’ time, fellas.”*
19:20 Fun Fact: that "God tier" suit has a lower DT than Mk2 combat armour - which any rando can buy off the Gun Runners.
The god-tier suit is the Enclave power armour. 35 DT and no -2 Agility...
Too bad your only ways of getting it is by talking to a nerd and his gang of old people or fighting 20 death claws + a queen
@@farcy3insanitymeme um where is it in the quarry, because I killed them all, and didn't find it
@@zeno-cc4434 Not at the quarry, it's on the other side of hoover dam I believe? Or lake mead I can't remember. There's a bunch of deathclaws and 2 suits of power armor (enclave and T-51B)
@@farcy3insanitymeme ah, got it, guess it's hunting season again
@@ChloScrimblo didn't ask if it was full, but thank you, I just want to collect it for fun, also i find killing deathclaws fun, I barely keep fusion cores on me
I did the Mojave Warlord path ( take out Mr.House, obliterate Benny, team up with Yes Man) but the differences were that I went all melee, jacked Str, jack Melee Weapons, jacked Unarmed, I even got a Power Fist and I’m able to one shot just bout anythin, like srsly, I just need to boop someone on the nose and their head explodes and de-atomizes
I become One Punch Man basically, also as I was watching this video the first time, I found an NPC named “Lone Drifter” and I de-atomized his head, stole his guitar and found the YeeHaw Gun, at about the same time Badger did in the video, then I proceeded to spend like 5 minutes just pulling it out and putting it up exclusively to hear the sound effects, best 5 minutes ever
Killing me with a tire iron is the ring-a-ding move baby.
this comment is underrated 😂
Your toes bring em ring a ding over baby
@@somekidwithaphone3345 Sorry there only for me baby
Benny damn alright then
Benny *selects crucifixion option*
"9mm kills the body, but .45acp kills the soul" - Joshua Graham
*Don’t make me pop your chulos*
-some random Mexican
It’s how you don’t turn someone into a lich
"Amen" - A cowboy probably
@@ConnonBallk7 oui
@@noblesol6275 oui
"Miss Fortune cannot be topped."
Jokes on her! I'm a Power-Bottom.
"By the way, if you think that T-51 is cooler than T-45 you are actually psychotic."
*Advanced Power Armor Mk1 has entered the chat*
Badger 5 years ago: “NCR for life!”
Badger 5 years later: “FUCK THE NCR!”
I like and support the NCR ironically.
"Im an unironic ncr fan" - no one ever
@@carolkiblervorrias9290 silence in your legionist debauchery
Patrolling the comment section almost makes you wish for nuclear winter.
@@theduggler2058 commenters like @kittyface meow belong on a cross.
JFK’s face when talking about VATS is literally just *CONCERN*
I guess so
you finna wanna have the JFK experience?
99% level of headshots
@@thomasedgar8612 I have been summoned
@Donovan Snyder i cannot remember
“I honestly can’t wait to sell you into slavery”
-Badger
2021
Just watched that part while reading this. Perfect timing.
"I prefer to fight for the NCR. I also prefer strictly vanilla handholding. I'm not a f*cking degenerate!"
'Fuck the NCR!'
Alternative Title:
"Florida man high on Monster angry at Californians."
*W H O S U M M O N E D M E*
@@blindside75 I did, you magnificent bastard!
*angy*
Science wins or not
You don't have to be a Floridian to hate California. I'm pretty sure at this point most Californians hate California.
“Wanted: insufferable moron.”
I’ve never heard such an accurate representation of every time I’ve played new Vegas
Destroying a body part
More like an accurate description of me
Rip Matthew Perry. "The game was rigged from the start"
" you cant just kill mr house because a robot told u to"
Badger "observe" and honorable mention " how did i lose karma for that? he was already a vegetable im just making him mashed potatoes
💀💀
Literally no body :
TheRussianbadger: “I think I’ll make a 40 minute tutorial for a game that came out 10 years ago”
👌
Exactly, spoiler warning my ass.
and do it right!
Yep
I didn’t even realize that this video was 40 minutes long until I read your comment.
"Oh, you wanna hear about Fallout: NV?" *Cracks open monster*
We need a part two of this where he goes through the other three DLCs.
definitely, the amount of weird things in big mountain
Yes
We need a whole video for Old World Blue alone.
Yeah part2
Oh my God please
Badger: *proceeds to say that T-45 is better than T-51b*
Also Badger: *uses model of T-51b power armor in animated parts of video*
Ya know, most species of bats can actually see, many better than humans, and echolocation is more of an assist for certain species, whereas species like the Megabats/Flying Foxes, actually primarily use scent to hunt. Flying foxes also look alot like dogs with wings.
“I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.”
Badger: I am literally dumber than a brick and I’m smarter than you.
It is theoretical and that means it is a theory of a degree in physics
Even in NCR runs i kill Fantastic.
The world will be better without him.
@@user-cz2cg6sr5d Everyone is better without him.
That's Vegas baby!
Bro I am doing his special loadout and i uh hate it yet love it because I'm dumber than a fricking brick
"The most basic conversation feels like a hostage negotiation."
sounds like Grog
Crit role?
I'm boooooored *nearly ends the world playing with cards*
Bidet!
YOU DO NOT SEE GROG.
grog
It’s funny how people still make Fallout New Vegas jokes today. You know Obsidian was cooking gold.
This video is canon in my Badger timeline since he met The King
"22% - can I hit that?"
*fires a rocket launcher in a closed space.*
Rich we get
idk man. 22% is still gamble
Badger: "I can kill literally anything"
Also Badger: (Has literally no footage of him killing a Deathclaw)
I played this build till level 40 (all the quests available in the game since my int was 1 until I got it to 3 with Lonesome Road and an implant to represent him getting a tad smarter than a vegetable.) And it slaughters everything. If you play this build play on hard or higher.
two words, deathclaw promontory
@@aidenfurry471ngl deadwind cavern is worst there u can snipe them far away in the promatory in the caver u can have a legendary deathclaw jumping at u from around the corner
@@eduardlupascu7268 True, but if you max agility guns sneak and explosives like he did, you can set traps and utterly decimate them, if they had grab attacks like Fallout 4 they would pose a bigger threat but to him the sheer numbers of the promontory would be more dangerous
Can someone make a deathclaw build
Still one of Badger’s best solo videos, editing and all.
22:48 “Keep talking shit Philip, KEHEEEp TALKING SHIT” I almost died laughing lol
"Why did you attack President Kimball?"
[He tried to make me pay my taxes.]
"Understandable."
*TaxationIsTheft.exe*
Professional tax evasion
Sic semper tyrannis
the literal best line ive ever heard in any game
" No. No. That's not even giving me the credit I deserve. I fucking invented edible food! "
Which is funny, because in the ending slides for house winning, they talk about him collecting heavy taxes from citizens.
NCR: We got an army, taxes, and bureaucracy.
Legion: We got Lord Death of Murder Mountain.
Yes Man:you own Vegas and are lord death of murder mountain
Ave true to Caesar
Mr. House: I got money and a dream.
@@UR_Bum007 Ave, true to Caesar
@@mrgamer5739 death to the cowardly NCR
"One does not simply expect God to do all the work."
-Boromir
By far my favourite video badger has made, always find myself coming back to watch this
"he was already a vegetable i just made him mashed potato's" is the greatest's shit ever
Ah yes, *GRAMMAR*
It was a genius pun
potatoes*
@@August16ify it's not ableist though. ableist would be calling him a cripple.
@@August16ify I mean... It's not ableist to call a disabled person disabled. And anyway it's not for disabled people, it's for people in a coma and so on
"we can't expect god to do all the work"
*Loads 1911 with religious intent*
religious intent*
@@jessicamason2526 I like that
*Y E S*
I SCROLLED TO THIS WHEN THE VIDEO PLAYED IT OML
I'm definitely using lord death of murder mountain build for my Fallout 4 playthrough.
what's funny is there's a dialogue option with the chef guy to talk about his family issues and you get recipes out of it, the whole exchange is so funny
“You see a Purple Guy in Chucky Cheese?”
“That’s Vegas Baby”
Vegas
*fnaf flashbacks* why William Afton... why..?
@@wind-styleragenshuriken1849
THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
You see a bunch of men in blue face paint jamming on stage?
That's Vegas baby.
“You see a walking dinosaur that will eat your liver with little issue?”
“That’s Vegas baby”
"to avoid making this video 2 hours long"
you say that like we dont want a 2 hour long video of you disrupting the peace in the mojave
RIGHT THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
I think it’s because if he makes more than one video for more as revenue.
@@OrkOfOhio or he just doesn’t want to do more editing and animation
My Favorite line is if You Kill Kimball Yourself During Houses Protect the the President Quest
"Why in the world did you attack President Kimball?"
"He tried to make me pay taxes."
"Understandable"
Just watched the first Fallout series and thought i’d come back and watch this masterpiece
Fun fact: *The doctor messed with badger’s brain making him the dumbest but the most terrifying creature in new vegas*
Messed with his intelligence and made his testosterone skyrocket
The doc can actually comment on your low INT after the VIC tester
Basically, Frankenstein
Nah badger was always lord death of murder Mountain. But Bennie got lucky and got the drop on him. Doc managed to save his life but all his inhibitors we're lost in the process. Turning badgee from a phenomenal courier of integrity to fuck you and everything you stand for.
@@obsidianfrost9514 so from *example of someone that cares for everyone * to doom slayer basically? liking the lore already
"I've killed tents full of people just to take a one hour nap."
"Why would Benny try to kill me over a poker chip?"
"Why can I seduce Benny so I could beat him dow in his own room"
It could be interprieted like
"Oooo the chip must worth something if benny killed me over it"
That's Vegas baby
That's Vegas, baby.
That’s Vegas baby
Such a shame that this video is age restricted
Also why is it so fucking good?
Man actually made every morally absent plot choice
Real talk tho, "courier-walk-the-wasteland-fuck" is a SICK burn.
I'm still laughing at it lol
The hell it is. I've seen better burns from a kid with a magnifying glass.
I've heard better burns from elementary school kids XD
Mcready from Fallout 3 had better burns and he was a goddamn tween
iuf you can even call it a burn he is basically calling you a fuck but putting your job title in front of it
"You single handed killed the NCR, The Legion, And all crime bosses in the wasteland, almost every god-like being out there, and you rule the wasteland with a iron grip"
*You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
I think that would be worth the sip
@@doctorark3474 so worth it
all with a big iron on your hip
@@doctorark3474 D E H Y D R A T E
WHILE WEARING THAT IRON DRIP
Of course Badger sides with the Legion.
He's a simple man with a simple mind and simple pleasures of violence, violence, murder, and not paying taxes.
My only reason for almost always opting to kill or crucify Benny is knowing that he's canonically into feet.
"Take drugs kill a bear" best phrase to come out of the entire fallout series
the funny thing is that if you dont have wild wasteland you still take drugs and kill a flaming yao guai
I think you're forgetting "Gaaaaarrryyy"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
"This world can officially bite my ass"
Take bear kill a drugs
“He was already a vegetable, in just going to make him mashed potatoes.”
What is wrong with badger like you don’t use old vegetables you got to use fresh one if you are going make mashed potatoes
That's Vegas baby
*takes sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
The game was rigged from the start
T-45 fans can’t handle that their mid looking armor isn’t as god tier as the holy t-51
Oh you fckn went there didnt you
@@tripwire3992 damn right
A cinematic masterpiece for the ages
“Lord death of murder mountain”
Takes sip from trusty vault 13 canteen
*that’s Vegas baby*
hello there
*IT IS VEGAS BABY!!*
"Takes sip from trusty vault 13 canteen."
Wouldn’t that be more Baltimore
that's vegas baby
Tried the badger build on some geckos and boy does it commit mass murder
Watching this 3 years after its release is the greatest thing UA-cam has done for my mental health.
"Why some stupid platinum chip was worth blowing someone's head off"
Badger also murdering entire regiments of NCR to sleep for an hour
To be fair beds are arguably infinitely more useful than the Platinum Chip
@@exittierone1 hp? 1 hour nap and you're full health and all of your limb crippling injuries magically disappear.
Yep if a bed can fix a broken why the fuck would I find a tiny piece of metal?
even though he didnt have to kill them to sleep thats what makes it more satisfying to sleep in
Sounds like a Hippocrate to me
NCR: does anything
badger: and i took that personally
*loads shotgun*
@@oldmemesuperoldmeme4567 *arms portable nuke launcher*
And then he started blasting
The White Glove Society is so cool because most of them aren't cannibals, it's just Mortimer and his followers that are trying to return their people to their old savage ways. Also their quest is awesome.
I find myself coming back to this video every year just because of how good it is. I’m actually impressed you’ve managed to do this badger.
You actually planted
“Yeehaw chucklefucks”
Into my subconscious.
Been using the phrase for a while. Only to come back, watch this again, and realise it came from you.
My whole life has been a lie
Honestly same holy shit
Same
Same
Lmao, my kill phrase is "Yeehaw chucklefuck"
The CIA agent implanting your trigger phrase: "Hey, this video is pretty good"
Badger “at least they aren’t pretending”
The legion is literally an army of Roman cosplaying rapists.
Don't forget misogynists, that's important too.
I mean, they never denied the fact that they were Roman cosplaying rapists.
Rapists cosplaying as Romans-?
Idk the other way around doesnt read right in my brain.
But agreed, they some sadistic skirt wearers-
At least they can get crap done.
@@oscarlundberg7462 i think rapist kinda includes that bud
19:30
Just wanna say. The t-51 go harder than the t-45
"Got the whole NCR suckling my teats, and it feels so good"
one second later: *demonic screeching*
edit: here's the timestamp 15:05
Ncr soldier: "we have guns"
Me: *carrying a nuclear weapon, assult rifle, tons of explosive and wearing a power armor*
Also me: "okay"
Oh no, I’m so scar- *mini mushroom cloud*
"That's cute."
Ah yes, a singular power armor.
@@RandomHQ433 *laughs in 8 pairs of T45 power armor*
@@ajkelpo *laughs in 545 sets of leather armor*
"Truth is.....the game was rigged from the start."
*Puts a cap in your head*
*You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen*
Benny: 👁👄👁
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@@Da_Lich how original
@Donnovan McConnell General Kenobi!
I don't understand the canteen thing. What's it for?
Gotta love that one guy who "Won the lottery" what that meant was that the legion left him as the only survivor of his city
Boxcars (the powder ganger dude in a building) is also a survivor
Even after two years this video is still super good
“The time for talk has passed, the Lord’s work must be done.” Literally the best quote ever
Have you ever seen a man use nuclear weapons in close quarters combat? That's Vegas baby
Well...
*WE CANT EXPECT GOD TO DO ALL THE WORK*
Fax
“I InVeNtEd eDiBlE FoOd”
Me when a kid says a songs from tik tok
"At least they're not pretending!" Badger says about an army of cosplayers.
Sub Brick intelligence man constantly rolling nat 1
LOL
"at least they are not pretending"
lol, why cant i see that as a good reason the defend people that literaly consider crucifying others?
@@moreexpressolessdepresso92 Honestly one of the good things that the game tells you about the legion is that they make the Mojave a considerably safer place to travel. There are no raiders or bandits or powder gangers in legion controlled lands, because they rule so strictly that they wouldn't tolerate criminals like that to live. The NCR on the other hand are constantly being portrayed as corrupt, incompetent, and dreadfully inadequate when it comes to protecting those they take tribute/taxes from.
At least with the legion you wouldn't ever have a situation like Primm come around, where the NCR will literally set up camp a couple feet away from a bunch of criminals looting and slaughtering the townsfolk and doing nothing at all because "it isn't in their jurisdiction".
You could argue that the Legion at Nipton had done the same as the powder gangers at Primm, but Nipton mostly consisted of convicted criminals, thieves, and rapists and was also rampant with corruption, prostitution, and depravity in equal parts. There weren't any innocent people living in Nipton, they were all just as guilty as their neighbors. Even the mayor was so shitty that he had made a deal with the legion to let them kill everyone else in town as long as he got payed afterwards, which just exemplifies how little authority the NCR even has to bring law to the people they're supposed to protect. (Despite the fact that the NCR controlled Mojave Trading Outpost is literally down the road from Nipton, and nobody was concerned about the town in the slightest)
At the end of the day the choice between the two factions boils down to a couple things. Would you rather toil under the NCR and pay tribute to a government is completely powerless to protect your settlment from bandits, mutants, or animals, and also one that you have little to no representation in despite claiming to be democratic in nature. Or would you rather find safety under the banner of the Bull, while having your entire tribe be subsumed by the sheer might of Caesar's Legion, to join one of the many other tribes that have been dominated by the regime, while also having the off chance that your entire family will either be slaughtered or enslaved if they are found to be disobedient or of no use to Caesar in the long run.
I feel like another good point to consider is that the Legion is a meritocracy, whereas the NCR is corrupt as shit. If you are talented in the Legion you'll be rewarded and will climb the ranks quickly, but in the NCR you'll only get far up the ladder by using subterfuge and deceit or by having personal connections to the top brass. Caesar makes a good point that Tandi was the president of the NCR for a full *FIFTY TWO YEARS* and was only elected because her father was the previous president, thus making the position a hereditary dictatorship with no constitutional restraints put into place to prevent generational dynasticism. (At least with the legion the position of Caesar would fall to the next in line, the Legate, which isn't related by blood to the Caesar and could have completely different ideologies or philosophies to the previous Caesar, as seen in the end cards of the game where Caesar chooses to enslave the majority of the population but the Legate would rather slaughter them all if he is able to take over the regime)
@@NightmareBlade10 seems like youve done a lot of research about the lore, thats impressive
but i still dont like the way most of the tribe do their things, not only the legion
murder, slavering, corruption, calling people they dont even know "savages", ruling over people through power and fear doesnt seem right to me no matter what
Fun glitch is you quicksave before you leave the spawn area and then attempt to open your pipboy before it asks if you want to leave choose rebuild character and add it to whatever you want then when you add perks add skilled and wild wasteland it must be them and then once you're done reselect rebuild character and every skill should go up by 5 repeat until the pipboy closes if its not at 100 its fine you are still level up and finish it
rewatching this makes me realize how skilled badger has gotten with animating
"Courier-walk-the-wasteland-fuck?! Would you like to rephrase that?"
I fricking died at this part
Even though I usually side with the NCR, I can't stand Oliver.
If you go to 8:36 onwards for a few seconds That's every Plane incident ever accumulated
"frick"
Note to self: Jacking agility up and having zero charisma literally make you agent fucking 47 from the Hitman games
Perception as well for those impossibly distant shots
@@arandominternetperson437 Actually i don't think perception affects chance to hit in NV, but I do believe that it gives access to better criticals
@@waffles6280 it affects vats, but I don’t think it affects just aiming
@@waffles6280 perception allows for more accurate shots in VATS as well as increased non-VATS crits, I think
@@arandominternetperson437 I didn't even know it helped with VATS at all tbh. I just knew you got the red markers on the compass sooner but that's irrelevant once you have ED-E anyway.
Ive never seen a video of yours but I went searching for FNV and this video did NOT dissapoint. Thank you for wrapping up this nostalgic masterpiece from my childhood into one amazing video, not to mention how I was cracking up 95% of the time.
My favorite high luck moment is the very rare mysterious stranger and miss fortune double team on a bad guy. Shreds people like the Tasmanian devil from looneytunes.
“Yee-Haw Chucklefucks” i want that to be a Scout line so bad
like if he kills engineer
YES YES YES YES
So you know the scary hat lines? Yeah, cowboy hat for scout, let's make it happen.
hee-yaw chicklefricks
YEE-HAW CHUCKIEFUCKS
*kills an entire military base with intended casualties* fallout: "you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen"
I hope this becomes an inside joke in this channel.
Plays (Game of Choice) ; Murders and/or causes Chaos whomever he comes across:
*You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
@@oH_._ I mean I’m finally happy he is doing a single player since the last one. It’s been like 3 years since he uploaded like JC3 and Badcompany 2
you can be watching the ending slideshow that explains what you did to the wasteland and see the message
"You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen"
This video is my officially comfort video idc
Betcha with the new show the views on this video have skyrocketed
this is the comment i was looking for lol