Touhou 14.3 ~ Impossible Spell Card - All Scenes Cleared No Items

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  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 7 років тому +1310

    Seija refuses to be beaten at her own game. "If everyone else is cheating, I'm going to play fair." Amanojaku logic at its finest.

    • @awe9217
      @awe9217 6 років тому +71

      40:20
      ".. nevermind. ALMOST fair."

    • @emishimaru-sama6449
      @emishimaru-sama6449 5 років тому +9

      @@awe9217 What do you mean? >.>

    • @awe9217
      @awe9217 5 років тому +47

      sorry for the late ass reply but when someone commented to do it without passives jaimers commented this:
      'I'm not sure if things like 10-4 are possible without any passives. The whole idea of that card is to kill it before the second shitstorm starts which you can't do without the spreadshot. Reason being that Remilia moves out of the center of the screen after the first wave and there will not be enough room to circle around her for the second wave. '
      considering that you are.. kind.. of using your items as passives, you can see why..

    • @Ythundyth
      @Ythundyth 5 років тому +26

      @@awe9217 Regarding 10-4, I've seen players 2 cycle it, but apparently it's only possible if Remilia is in 2 out of 6 positions (so basically a 33% chance).

    • @Latency345
      @Latency345 4 роки тому +19

      awe famsquad technically passives don’t count as using the item directly. You’re just holding it with your other hand.

  • @CadDriftarus
    @CadDriftarus 7 років тому +684

    Marisa: "And then Seija proceeded to beat the entire game with no items."
    Reimu: "That... doesn't seem physically possible."
    Marisa: "That's what Seija kept shouting."
    Seija: "THIS! DOESN'T! SEEM! PHYSICALLY! POSSIBLE!"

    • @widedog3861
      @widedog3861 5 років тому +14

      is this a rvb reference

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 4 роки тому +5

      @@widedog3861 what is rvb

    • @widedog3861
      @widedog3861 4 роки тому +8

      @@bobbycrofts9241 red vs blue, you can find it on UA-cam

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 4 роки тому

      @@widedog3861 oh ok

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 роки тому +4

      Ah never expected a reference like this to be here

  • @vavada8288
    @vavada8288 9 років тому +880

    I find it ironic how the achievement for capturing all the spells without cheating is called "Ultimate Cheating Lifeform".

    • @zemyla
      @zemyla 7 років тому +307

      It's because you're so good at the game that your mere existence is cheating.

    • @silvernightray7701
      @silvernightray7701 6 років тому +106

      Can you count how many times you cheated death on Touhou? I think that achievement's name is legit... 😂😂😂

    • @Gamesmarts194
      @Gamesmarts194 5 років тому +57

      “I am Seija Kijin, master of all the impossible spell cards!”
      “_*This*_ is who I am!”

    • @tentilol
      @tentilol 4 роки тому +9

      kars moment

    • @Unifoseum
      @Unifoseum 4 роки тому +3

      @@zemyla “Shadow, stop cheating!”
      “....No.”

  • @ShadowOfOurHearts
    @ShadowOfOurHearts 8 років тому +626

    1:56 wouldn't be cirno without a blindspot after all

  • @FlyingHighUp
    @FlyingHighUp 8 років тому +511

    and that is how you dodge rain

    • @dylanmause2340
      @dylanmause2340 6 років тому +21

      FreakerCamper it is a touhou fan meme.

    • @Randus1058
      @Randus1058 5 років тому +25

      @@fcnth That is how you memorize rain patterns and then proceed to dodge rain.

    • @akifarid9157
      @akifarid9157 4 роки тому +17

      Actually, Marisa once stated that rain is in the list of "easy to dodge" object, alongside with rain, mind blowing, right? 😛

    • @bastion8804
      @bastion8804 4 роки тому +11

      @@akifarid9157 to be fair, danmaku moves extremely fast, possibly light speed so for Marisa (or any 2hu character, really) would feel like the rain's on a standstill.

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 4 роки тому +1

      @@bastion8804 i did not know that, very interesting

  • @snanta
    @snanta 4 роки тому +129

    8:38 Mokou slips on a banana peel and fucking dies

    • @mushroomsrcool1449
      @mushroomsrcool1449 9 місяців тому

      Rest in flaming piss. x-x

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 місяці тому +2

      Then she does it again, and again, and again, and again...

  • @TheAnonymousClone
    @TheAnonymousClone 9 років тому +189

    *Lays kunais and knives in a check mark pattern*
    *starts time*
    Sakuya: Just do it.

    • @Gamesmarts194
      @Gamesmarts194 5 років тому +10

      Sakuya taking “checkmate” a little too literally

  • @snapcracklebop
    @snapcracklebop 10 років тому +290

    You... You are *the* danmaku god of Gensokyo and I refuse to believe anything else.

    • @trilolyte1866
      @trilolyte1866 7 років тому +9

      pruns

    • @beatsbycossack
      @beatsbycossack 7 років тому +4

      Pruns is the danmaku god of Mugenri.

    • @kienphucnguyen2001
      @kienphucnguyen2001 3 роки тому +1

      And he became a cute touhou girl with fancy hat.

    • @tsuzyx9672
      @tsuzyx9672 2 роки тому +1

      The danmaku gods are Jaimers, Pruns, and MegamanOmega

    • @laminar2477
      @laminar2477 2 роки тому +1

      @@tsuzyx9672 My dude, you can't have a list like this without Yatsuzume, the best western touhou player in existence based on known achievements. This is of course limited to Touhou, Jaimers easily has more experience in bullet hells as a genre, but his Touhou achievements are mostly limited to individual stages. Yatsu has LNN'd EVERY Touhou game. Plus, as much as I like MegamanOmega, he can't compare to Yatzu, Pruns, or Jaimers.

  • @Mr._Sherwood
    @Mr._Sherwood 7 років тому +316

    I love how this game turned the whole formula on its head. You were the big bad on the run from literally everyone, who would go so far as to completely disregard the rules that have been set in stone just to bring you down.
    Seija may well be the most successful villain in the whole series.

    • @Eltipoquevisteayer
      @Eltipoquevisteayer 5 років тому +19

      Actually, he kinda went scott free from DDC's incident, She may be beaten, but she ultimately used Sukuna and let her receive the biggest punishment

    • @anonymousanonymous8216
      @anonymousanonymous8216 5 років тому +52

      Sir Yeetus XIV I mean... did they REALLY disregard the rules? I mean this video is literally proof that the spellcards are possible without cheating, thus they’re still abiding by the rules

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 5 років тому +11

      ...but her plan in DDC failed. If she were really that successful then this game wouldn't exist.

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 роки тому +22

      Gengarzilla out of all the villains, seija's the most successful, not necessarily successful though.

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 роки тому

      @PSYCHICFIRE 7 months ol' me did not know much about other touhou games, but now i can safely say yes, you are indeed correct

  • @asteriddle
    @asteriddle 7 років тому +221

    impossible spellcard? more like everyone hates seija: the game

  • @Uthael_Kileanea
    @Uthael_Kileanea 2 роки тому +92

    47:46 - The number of clears, attempts and high score for each stage.
    Edit: You know something is difficult when a thousand deaths is not enough.

    • @AndrewBlechinger
      @AndrewBlechinger 2 роки тому +2

      A thousand deaths was literally me in Celeste Chapter 3. That game broke me in ways I didn't know were still possible at my age.

    • @3and2
      @3and2 2 роки тому +3

      48:42 that a lot of attempts…

    • @aaa-uc6el
      @aaa-uc6el 2 роки тому +2

      @@AndrewBlechinger hardest chapter imo without farewell/core (me with 6621 deaths on farewell be like)

    • @guy_th18
      @guy_th18 2 роки тому

      @@AndrewBlechinger Chapter... 3?
      That's a typo right?

    • @kirimusse
      @kirimusse 2 роки тому

      @@aaa-uc6el Jesuschrist, ok, I heard enough; I thought Kinkaku-ji was hell because it took me +3000 photos, thus I refuse to get myself into a self-imposed challenge where I'll fail twice as many times as photos I did for that back in StB.

  • @MsEkkaia
    @MsEkkaia 9 років тому +200

    40:20
    Wat
    That goes against everything i believe.

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 7 років тому +18

      Miroir But What about Gengetsu rape time?

    • @johnjoh2034
      @johnjoh2034 5 років тому +5

      I managed to do that.spell on mokous countleas death by pure luck, but the health is so much lower.

    • @jambon2730
      @jambon2730 4 роки тому

      Still easier than beben's arrow

  • @827adrian
    @827adrian 9 років тому +317

    Comments on this video:
    28% how do you even
    22% where can I download this game
    50% HOW IS THAT REMILIA ATTACK POSSIBLE

    • @_Du4l
      @_Du4l 6 років тому +9

      Alex Everett 1% Comment in this video :v

    • @hiiragii
      @hiiragii 5 років тому +2

      @@ZeyLogger lmao just download it from the moriya shrine (its a website for pirating 2hu games)

  • @epichamster96
    @epichamster96 10 років тому +180

    After beating bullet heaven, I thought I would be trained for this. I was wrong. Oh so wrong.

    • @MrFlox888
      @MrFlox888 10 років тому +44

      I like how bullet heaven sounds like the opposite of bullet hell. lol

    • @DJKrisyKrisdude
      @DJKrisyKrisdude 10 років тому

      MrFlox. That's because it is -.-

    • @MrFlox888
      @MrFlox888 10 років тому +28

      Just the title, but the game is not.

    • @DJKrisyKrisdude
      @DJKrisyKrisdude 10 років тому

      MrFlox888 Fair enough.

    • @MrFlox888
      @MrFlox888 10 років тому +2

      K

  • @DiceDsx
    @DiceDsx 8 років тому +207

    It seems Remilia took lessons from Gengetsu...

    • @resplandent
      @resplandent 8 років тому +36

      You can bet she did.

    • @DiceDsx
      @DiceDsx 8 років тому +15

      ***** Oh, hi there, Gengetsu.
      Did you also teached some tricks to Hibachi, Queen Larsa and Inbachi?

    • @davidmadera009
      @davidmadera009 8 років тому +3

      gengetu*

    • @tuhkapussi987
      @tuhkapussi987 8 років тому +12

      Gengetsu*

    • @inakilbss
      @inakilbss 6 років тому +1

      davidmadera009 It depends on what system you use to latinize Japanese. With Zun's strange mix of Kunrei and Nihon, it would be Gengetsu, not Gengetu.

  • @MelancholicLOLOL
    @MelancholicLOLOL 10 років тому +60

    I was waiting for this video, and it did not disappoint! As a bonus, now that I've been shown how to Momiji maybe I can finally do this myself.
    Competitive Touhou 14.3 no item 100% speedrunning needs to be a thing!

  • @blu_wraith6693
    @blu_wraith6693 7 років тому +153

    40:22 Zun
    Plz no

    • @nbd9321
      @nbd9321 7 років тому +16

      ZUN
      Z for ZUN's Game
      U for u(you) cant play this game
      N for Never try in lunatic mode
      Touhou
      T for Toilet
      okay okay dont be meme

  • @bardoquisaiajeans
    @bardoquisaiajeans 8 років тому +149

    36:38 I hath thou pretzel!

  • @amarettotart4780
    @amarettotart4780 9 років тому +85

    Who needs items?
    I need items....

  • @SeriouslySenpaiCosplay
    @SeriouslySenpaiCosplay 10 років тому +55

    This is pure amazing. No words can explain. Also it would seem Zun made this game his own version of that long touhou all stars video i've seen.

  • @minaly22
    @minaly22 7 років тому +50

    40:00 Remilia is absolutely terrifying. Fitful nightmare indeed.

    • @Bropower125Games
      @Bropower125Games 6 років тому +3

      Actually that's not that bad

    • @robotron6420
      @robotron6420 4 роки тому +1

      @@Bropower125Games You have to defeat her, and also you will do that, and her will only use that spin knives 2 times o maybe 3

    • @AJD558
      @AJD558 2 роки тому

      scary!!

  • @TristinBailey
    @TristinBailey 9 років тому +186

    2:01 God dammit guys! You had one job! They didn't even move and you missed!

    • @itsrainingoutside3752
      @itsrainingoutside3752 9 років тому +56

      +Tristin Bailey thats cirno for you

    • @nopecopter
      @nopecopter 9 років тому +49

      +Tristin Bailey That attack is basically Icicle Fall - Easy on crack.

    • @TristinBailey
      @TristinBailey 9 років тому +4

      Can't Stop the Bhop
      Really? It seemed like one of those "DON'T MOVE" levels from Happy Wheels, man I love those things.

    • @AnimaRandom
      @AnimaRandom 9 років тому +6

      +Nathan Bremer oh...that card....yup that annoying card of cirno....how i could forget that....she forces me to use bombs....(i'm just a noob in touhou when i play EosD) ,take note: i play on normal mode

    • @nopecopter
      @nopecopter 9 років тому +1

      +john gabriel Tok I'm a noob in general when it comes to Touhou... I play on Normal though, because Easy provides NO challenge and I don't trust myself to be able to do ANYTHING on Hard or Lunatic. I've beaten Cirno ONCE, mostly due to that one nonspell where she fires icicles in a bowling pin-style formation.

  • @tristar6118
    @tristar6118 3 роки тому +71

    I think ZUN definitely has his coolest looking patterns in this game. Little disappointed that the normal games can't have super interesting patterns like these.

    • @blueaxolotl6302
      @blueaxolotl6302 2 роки тому +30

      They're a lot like the Last Words from Touhou 8. If you like these you'd probably like those too.

  • @pepsiman8137
    @pepsiman8137 10 років тому +105

    33:54 futo: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT MAYDAY MAYDAY!

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski 10 років тому +2

      Reminds me of the glitch in Imperishable Night where you can talk to Reimu while she's offscreen.

    • @827adrian
      @827adrian 9 років тому +11

      Pixelated Yokai She smacked into one of those pillars on the sides. It's hard to see reality when the only thing you see is the crazy spell card rift thing.

    • @bisbalbinwag72
      @bisbalbinwag72 7 років тому +1

      That Air Force Scream

    • @likeok4
      @likeok4 6 років тому +6

      Futo fucking dies.

    • @mrrp405
      @mrrp405 6 років тому +3

      Likeok4 this is so sad can we go set byakurens temple on fire

  • @nekofumi7807
    @nekofumi7807 3 роки тому +91

    I always wondered...how in hecatia's name did seija ever steal yukari's umbrella?

    • @olixx1213
      @olixx1213 2 роки тому +34

      She was sleeping

    • @icecrownpoint
      @icecrownpoint Рік тому +10

      Seija didn't steal. It's Yukari letting Seija take her powerful umbrella just out of fun

    • @thomaswang2223
      @thomaswang2223 Рік тому +5

      It’s a replica

  • @Awalys
    @Awalys 9 років тому +64

    +Monique Kalu
    You can't ask questions and remove comments on it.
    Second, Touhou only seems hard for newcomers, and like every other game, you need practice in order to succeed.

  • @BL00DY-CHAN
    @BL00DY-CHAN 5 років тому +18

    There are silly spellcards like Cirno's and Yoshika's.
    There are challenging spellcards like... pretty much everyone.
    And then there is Remilia.

  • @flariz4824
    @flariz4824 8 років тому +39

    Lol I love how I took 60 painful hours to No Item all scenes and JAIMERS does it in *17 mere hours*...
    Thats 3 times faster, actually a bit more than 3, but you get the point. Its freaking hilarious, lmao.
    I wonder if ZUN has an impossible spellcard 2 or at least something similar to it in the future... It was my favorite spin-off by far.

  • @popcioslav
    @popcioslav 10 років тому +77

    Well, you've did the "almost impossible thing ever".
    AND NOW DO THIS WITH MALLET AS A SUB ITEM!

    • @louisstarsky3019
      @louisstarsky3019 10 років тому +2

      It would be more of a feat to beat every stage by mostly using the mallet as the main. The mallet passive only affects items.

    • @popcioslav
      @popcioslav 10 років тому +2

      Louis Starsky I have said he has to beat it without using any main items AND with a sub mallet. This way he can't use both items and passives.

    • @JaimersSTG
      @JaimersSTG  10 років тому +46

      Bogu dzięki żem Popciosław I'm not sure if things like 10-4 are possible without any passives. The whole idea of that card is to kill it before the second shitstorm starts which you can't do without the spreadshot. Reason being that Remilia moves out of the center of the screen after the first wave and there will not be enough room to circle around her for the second wave.

    • @popcioslav
      @popcioslav 10 років тому +16

      Jaimers91 So we've finally know why this game is called "Impossible Spell Card".

    • @AndreaForlani
      @AndreaForlani 8 років тому +1

      +Louis Starsky That's why "Shatter All Spell Card" exists!

  • @win100000
    @win100000 10 років тому +127

    Skip to 40:02 for nightmare.

    • @mineLOLpride
      @mineLOLpride 10 років тому +21

      Now if i ever get this game and refer my friend to play it, i will warn him of this level...
      'Your hitbox is not as big as the sprite looks, its only a few pixels :3'

    • @BlackBeartic229
      @BlackBeartic229 10 років тому +1

      My eyes...
      Damnit remi

    • @SerabiiBot
      @SerabiiBot 10 років тому +5

      Border of Wave and Particle? PFFT, that got nothin' on Remi!

    • @silvernightray7701
      @silvernightray7701 6 років тому +8

      Too much charisma in one spellcard...

    • @Bropower125Games
      @Bropower125Games 6 років тому +1

      This really isn't that bad.

  • @andreak3979
    @andreak3979 10 років тому +12

    All I can say after seeing you handle Remilia's first card....damn. That was hell, even with the lantern. Mad props for doing it the hard way.

  • @Sapheiorus
    @Sapheiorus 8 років тому +61

    ... more like "Occasionally Stressful, but Definitely Possible Spell Card". A number of these have their tricks to overcome, but otherwise I was surprised to see how many gaps there were in many of these spell cards that are designed to be "impossible". I guess the spell card rules are upheld even during a bounty hunt.

  • @reversal2341
    @reversal2341 3 роки тому +9

    I like to think that at the end, Yukari is so desperate to capture Seija she gradually add more types of bullets as they fills more part of the screen

  • @TalosMistake
    @TalosMistake 9 років тому +13

    Some spell cards look impossible but not that impossible. If remilia spam random knifes everywhere in 40:21 it would be truly impossible. (without TAS) That's why it's possible to no-item clear it.
    Zun is genius.

  • @shiroinu6773
    @shiroinu6773 10 років тому +31

    there should be a new term in touhou fandom called "facesitting" or something. lol
    GJ by the way, the ISC Reverse no-item was awesome too

    • @Buer1969
      @Buer1969 6 років тому +10

      *Shiro Inu* That term is called Icicle Fall - Easy

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 місяці тому +1

      A guide for this game on Steam called it "The Hatting Method"

  • @duongneverdie1094
    @duongneverdie1094 10 місяців тому +6

    bro unlocked the secret skill of PoFV bots

  • @htasul
    @htasul 9 років тому +74

    way too much free time 11/10

  • @AmbassadorBreadloaf
    @AmbassadorBreadloaf 10 років тому +26

    1:57 A baka, as usual.

  • @Patchuiko
    @Patchuiko 8 років тому +20

    You make the impossible... POSSIBLE!!

  • @alois9206
    @alois9206 8 років тому +37

    Zun wants to meet me now
    Zun wants to meet me now

  • @OneSaltyBruh
    @OneSaltyBruh 3 роки тому +10

    Jaimers just gave up on the human act and posted this

  • @xaldrortenderofthevats8948
    @xaldrortenderofthevats8948 6 років тому +38

    27:41 YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, SHINMYOUMARU! YOU WERE SUPPPOSED TO TOPPLE THE HIERARCHY, NOT JOIN IT!!!
    Edit: also 38:18 Toyosatomimi: PRAISE THE SUN!

    • @BL00DY-CHAN
      @BL00DY-CHAN 5 років тому +5

      Xaldror Tender of the Vats
      More like : "PRAISE THE ZUN"

  • @aghitsaplane4262
    @aghitsaplane4262 4 роки тому +19

    Imagine literally never playing touhou in your life and this is your first proper exposure to it
    That's me rn

    • @nasanierulastname2997
      @nasanierulastname2997 4 роки тому +1

      my first ever exposure to touhou was the windows crazy errors

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 3 роки тому +1

      @@nasanierulastname2997 marisa stole the precious thing

  • @vinalgin9797
    @vinalgin9797 9 років тому +11

    Oh, so great fairy wars, touhou 11 and touhou 15 was just practice for the later days of this game. Great, time to go insane.

  • @luminousdelight5097
    @luminousdelight5097 7 років тому +41

    Drinking game: take a shot every time you see a bullet

    • @Buer1969
      @Buer1969 6 років тому +9

      Elijah Bartl Not enought alcohol

    • @Bropower125Games
      @Bropower125Games 6 років тому +9

      I'll be the sane one and say that you'd die within 3 seconds if you did that

    • @magicalmelancholy970
      @magicalmelancholy970 6 років тому +9

      You wouldn't be able to drink fast enough, much less count the bullets and be sober enough to unpause the video after you're done.

    • @Bropower125Games
      @Bropower125Games 6 років тому

      That too

    • @dankukus2377
      @dankukus2377 6 років тому +1

      I'll meet you at my funeral.

  • @emishimaru-sama6449
    @emishimaru-sama6449 5 років тому +24

    5:38 It's like touhou players know the exact range of each bullet's hitbox..
    7:02 that spellcard Is a possible nuisance to deal with, but this guy made It look so easy, like It was a fixed spellcard..
    8:38 Oh that flashback of Mokou comitting Kamikaze on me x'D
    11:05 .... having the second Item option makes the first ones very easy.
    12:00 oh wow.
    14:23 This one Is annoying..
    15:12 oh my..
    15:48 Had I know only one could spawn xD
    17:10 That was easier than what I remember..
    20:08 Just noticed the tengu actually takes photos.
    20:56 really -_-'' [I'm feeling bad about succeeding the other way
    21:28 Was that luck, or fixed?
    26:24 This Is annoying
    27:12 Oh, the famous old era bullets I think people call Cheetos Lasers
    29:35 This Is a nuisance
    31:15 This one Is actually very hard..
    32:47 What exactly Is going on here..
    34:35 Hate this one. Red orbs spawning randomly.
    36:34 This one too. The Issue here Is Futo herself. Her sprite Is out of her hitbox.
    38:20 I also hate this one. It's kind of based on luck.
    40:20 This guy Is a vampire hunter >:D
    41:14 Oh wow.
    45:00 It's like she's pounding mochi.
    46:36 Am I glad the final one was a fair danmaku :v

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 місяці тому +1

      About the first one; there is a thcrap patch that resizes the bullets to match their actual hitboxes, although it's technically considered cheating despite being a purely cosmetic change mechanically

  • @mushroomsrcool1449
    @mushroomsrcool1449 8 місяців тому +3

    20:25
    It's true. They're dodging literal *rain*.

  • @TheRaguORagula
    @TheRaguORagula 9 років тому +6

    I don't even know what Touhou is but you're f___ing amazing!

    • @edberaga6357
      @edberaga6357 6 років тому

      TheRaguORagula then play it!s

  • @XLara
    @XLara 10 років тому +1

    Really impresive, Remilia's knives madness and the Danmaku Barrier of Yukari
    You are awesome

  • @mothman3781
    @mothman3781 10 років тому +63

    how the fuck
    how do you
    what

  • @LoppinLazy
    @LoppinLazy 9 років тому +6

    This guy deserves some kind of ultimate award, gifted by ZUN himself personally.

  • @Touhou101
    @Touhou101 10 років тому +37

    Real excited for anyone to pull off a pacifist run version of this =w=

    • @naufaldreamer270
      @naufaldreamer270 6 років тому +15

      Tobuun its actually impissible as you cant complete the stage by running out tge spellcards

  • @StinkBugWizard
    @StinkBugWizard 3 роки тому +4

    I can't stand how ZUN reuses 10+ year-old character sprites.

    • @RealPhantasm
      @RealPhantasm 3 роки тому +6

      I don’t really mind or care about that.
      But I do agree that he should start considering making new resources/sprites.

  • @pokemonique92
    @pokemonique92 9 років тому +51

    I'm sorry if this is an odd question, but I'm new here. Are all Touhou fans masochists? Why do they enjoy a game that (seems to be) torture?

    • @KungFuPanda1223
      @KungFuPanda1223 8 років тому +86

      satisfaction of winning after hours of uncontrollable rage

    • @okguy167
      @okguy167 7 років тому +12

      I'm pretty sure I'm not a masochist, and I'm a touhou fan. We like it 'cause it's hard? At least, I do.

    • @goodzillo
      @goodzillo 7 років тому +26

      Cause it feels really good to come across a challenge and conquer it with your own skill. Also, this is an entry where the patterns are intentionally made nigh-impossible. Normally you have tools that help with them, bu this is a no tool run. Most 2hu players couldn't dream of pulling this off.

    • @Fannintendociccio1
      @Fannintendociccio1 6 років тому +7

      And even without the pain and hard challenges, there's still fun to be had even without crazy stuff like this game in particular😂 also, the guy playing isn't playing as you're "intended". He is making the game harder for himself😂

    • @yurigagarin9765
      @yurigagarin9765 6 років тому +9

      Because the ones who do like Undertale aren't as obnoxously vocal. I really liked Undertale, but I'm also a Touhou fan to the point of having 1cced several games on normal and a couple on hard.

  • @mstrswrd
    @mstrswrd 10 років тому +16

    I want to post this to ZUN's twitter (twitter.com/korindo), but I don't know Japanese. Someone who knows Japanese, go!

  • @ghb323
    @ghb323 5 років тому +7

    I like how you get above the boss, it looks like you are sitting on their face (27:28)

  • @andrewjiang3993
    @andrewjiang3993 10 років тому +1

    You're awesome! Some those spell cards look really hard.

  • @cantharelluscibarius2244
    @cantharelluscibarius2244 9 років тому +133

    why does they explode into weed?

    • @anzu3515
      @anzu3515 8 років тому

      +Sinouris Curtus Oh my wow xD

    • @valciajm
      @valciajm 7 років тому

      Candy breacker Cat I just realized wow

    • @goddamn518
      @goddamn518 7 років тому +6

      Alen Lecher Yeah, unfortunately they look like weed with those colors caused by the explosion...

    • @frdla4124
      @frdla4124 5 років тому

      R/woooosh bitched

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 роки тому +1

      FRDLA r/foundthemobileuser
      r/ihavereddit
      ooooh, double!

  • @mcsteam236
    @mcsteam236 5 років тому +5

    I've never played touhou, but dang this looks really hard and really cool at the same time. Nice

  • @carolm3818
    @carolm3818 10 років тому +2

    Damn, this is probably the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

  • @andrugarcia3528
    @andrugarcia3528 10 років тому

    And once again you do it Jaimers, you never cease to impress.

  • @Mionelol
    @Mionelol 10 років тому +1

    Very interesting stuff on byakuren's 2nd memoshit spell, doesn't look *that* hard done that way.
    Everything else I hoped to see secret strats and instead just got confirmed that I will forever be stuck at 70/75 Q_Q
    You're an inspiration, keep it up!

  • @leimatzunkyo5586
    @leimatzunkyo5586 3 роки тому +2

    "Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough"

  • @ToxicSouls
    @ToxicSouls 8 років тому +7

    47:10 When someone say : Dark souls is the hardest game ever ! *Take the bat Lucille* Hamstamgram...

  • @FJGenso
    @FJGenso 7 років тому +5

    Some of the spell cards can be considered easy, and some are incredibly unfair.
    40:22 this is probably the most unfair spellcard in the entire touhou games, even I need countless of repeat to just beat Remilia's Fitful Nightmare with tools and with few luckiness :(

  • @JunkyX1122
    @JunkyX1122 8 років тому +20

    I question why Futo's at the Moriya Shrine in this game.

    • @unrealrealism2051
      @unrealrealism2051 8 років тому +18

      Well story of this game is this : seija kisjin is WANTED, so everyone is trying to get her anywhere so that explains why yuyuko is not at nether land, futo is at moriya and etc weird

    • @JunkyX1122
      @JunkyX1122 8 років тому

      +Unreal realism Aahh ok

    • @awe9217
      @awe9217 8 років тому +10

      Unreal realism
      She flipped too much right

    • @Fannintendociccio1
      @Fannintendociccio1 6 років тому

      Actually, other than that, i'm pretty sure the main person in futo's clan was moriya no mononobe. After his defeat some say he went to the moriya shrine to do ...stuff

    • @xaldrortenderofthevats8948
      @xaldrortenderofthevats8948 6 років тому

      could be that Futo heard that Sanae helped beat Byakuren and wanted some tips. That or she wanted to see if they had any lighters, one or the other.

  • @orpsehiefdersadist3777
    @orpsehiefdersadist3777 9 років тому +2

    For the first remilia spellcard on the last day, i did notice the super speed knife spiral pattern bfr watching this video but couldnt seem to get into it....after watching this video, i realised that i actually need to survive the non super speed spiral part first...impossibru!(for me at least)

  • @nintengurnd
    @nintengurnd 6 років тому +1

    You know, it's really weird seeing all the original sprites from the games each character first appeared in

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 2 місяці тому +1

    36:35 Thou shalt not dodge the great Mononobe Clan's almighty pretzel!!!

  • @AsianRailgun
    @AsianRailgun 8 років тому +3

    Doing 4-3, 5-2, 8-6 etc. in under 100 tries... just what kind of ungodly luck do you have, Jaimers? o_O

    • @Poggle566
      @Poggle566 8 років тому +1

      The more you practice, the luckier you get.

  • @Vokoca
    @Vokoca 7 років тому

    I love the description of that nickname. Hilarious.

  • @incandescence5547
    @incandescence5547 4 роки тому +1

    Game: *exists*
    Me: *looking at sidebar* move over triforce, here comes the octosependilliquilikavaforce!

  • @ModernConner
    @ModernConner 9 років тому +1

    You made this fast! 17 days after the game's release!

  • @Electrosa
    @Electrosa 3 роки тому +2

    A million years later, and I just noticed that Sakuya stops time for herself, but she doesn't stop the actual timer. Awful rude of her, I think.

  • @junkopam1679
    @junkopam1679 7 років тому +1

    1:16 It's good to be giant fairy! (EoSD in a Shellnut reference.)

  • @infinitetaquito4484
    @infinitetaquito4484 4 роки тому +1

    “The More beautiful the pattern means there’s a higher chance of you failing”
    Well I mean it seems more hypnotizing then beautiful
    I just searched up the meaning and I take that back

  • @kienphucnguyen2001
    @kienphucnguyen2001 3 роки тому +1

    I honestly despise remi’s spinning knife one, and yes my eyes are bleeding.

  • @李祐棠
    @李祐棠 4 роки тому +1

    There is a saying that people in GenSoKyo don't need umbrella in raining day

  • @TheTeff007
    @TheTeff007 10 років тому +2

    As Expected from Jaimers. Good job~!
    18 hours, huh? So I still have 7 hours to have my own moral victory over you and LYX!! (Whoever that is~)

  • @johnn8848
    @johnn8848 10 місяців тому +1

    cirno's spellcard was just depressing lmao

  • @justanoob7348
    @justanoob7348 6 років тому +1

    2:00
    Crino: Eye am the strongest , u can’t survive my attack >:)
    Seija: lol

  • @tonick2208
    @tonick2208 5 років тому +1

    Wow
    This one i actually respect out of all the touhou pros.
    Like srsly it rly fken helpful

  • @konstantinsotov6251
    @konstantinsotov6251 4 роки тому +2

    40:00 - 40:55
    You can build the whole train using theese knifes

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 2 місяці тому +1

    11:05 Seiga attempts a spell card and dies instantly

  • @aenigmatrices
    @aenigmatrices Рік тому +1

    100% This was why they were all using their impossible spell cards, so that Seija would naturally play fairly and - unlike in this video - naturally lose.
    But either the mallet's influence kept her from doing her amanojaku thing, or the hint just flew right over Seija's head.

  • @DsiakMondala
    @DsiakMondala 2 роки тому +1

    I thank God every single day Junko doesn't appear in this game...
    I think I'll donate more often to the shrine...

  • @alois9206
    @alois9206 8 років тому +13

    Nice TAS.
    Wait...

  • @commetsftw
    @commetsftw 3 роки тому +1

    ah my favorite what if scenario in 2hu...
    *seija commits treason, theft and genocide the game*

  • @okzoomer2640
    @okzoomer2640 3 роки тому +1

    Touhou 14.3~ Possible Spellcard

  • @reimicarter2124
    @reimicarter2124 9 років тому +1

    Yuyuko really wants some of that upskirt on seija

  • @lukasi6688
    @lukasi6688 10 років тому

    That Pissed Remilia spellcard (without item use) is probably the hardest official touhou spellcard of my life. It will take like years for me to do something like that.

    • @SK-by6qd
      @SK-by6qd 7 років тому

      Lord Folding Fan I guess you haven't seen most Extra Boss final spell timeout phases.

  • @ZdrytchX
    @ZdrytchX 9 років тому

    omfg day 1 part 5, nice spotting. Part 4 must've been tough though

  • @Zororak
    @Zororak 2 роки тому +1

    I tested the Yin-Yang orb's ability in Sanae's Systemic Reptile. Doesn't work at all on those lasers, the thing is totally bugged.

  • @goddamn518
    @goddamn518 7 років тому +11

    Sooooo.... They're not impossible after all? False advertising!

  • @unfunniestman
    @unfunniestman Рік тому +2

    possible spell card

  • @Darkxellmc
    @Darkxellmc 6 років тому +3

    at 21:00, how do you know where she will fire the electric beams? It seems fully unpredictible and not dodgeable if it decides to be on you.

    • @JaimersSTG
      @JaimersSTG  6 років тому +4

      iirc, that scene is very luck-based yeah. You can still move up and down at the right wall to react to the lasers, but it's not always possible.

  • @zamirmustafich1655
    @zamirmustafich1655 3 роки тому +1

    It's been a while, and i still don't know what Youmu is doing with her stray slashes except for cancelling bullets

  • @vajoj217
    @vajoj217 4 роки тому +3

    Anyone else found that last yukari attack pretty easy?

  • @DBetz109
    @DBetz109 9 років тому

    You really are awesome at this! Keep it up!

  • @eggsy8673
    @eggsy8673 2 роки тому +1

    1:56 she's chill bro